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Hey, mate number 869.

You got a visitor.

Sweetheart, is that you?

Yeah, it's me.

You look like an angel. I'm so happy to see you. I'm going to need you to back

up on the cause, man.

Don't be turning around yet.

Man,

look, you got 30 minutes. I don't care what happens in...

Okay,

it's just me and my wife.

No,

no, sweetheart. Here, have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.

It's so good to see you.

Katie, what's going on in the outside? Have you heard from my lawyer?

Yes,

I have. And there's no mercy for fraudsters like you.

The country's pretty pissed off at big bankers and greedy businessmen like you.

Oh, no.

Honey, come to the classroom.

I'd rather not.

She doesn't have to. She's a free woman.

We're stuck in here.

Why, thank you.

So, tell me, what are you in here for?

Oh, you know, things always, but I got caught.

No, seriously, I'm right back.

Really? That sounds so exciting.

But it's the crack.

No shit. Where do you think we are?

Yeah, at least he's in here for a real crime, not for some pencil -crushing,

number -crunching idiot like you.

Yeah, man, and maybe I should be getting the conjugal visits from my friends,

huh, too?

That's preposterous.

Is it?

What?

Huh.

I can't believe it.

This is my conjugal visit, you know.

Hello,

this is my wife.

I want some time.

Sir, this is highly inappropriate.

Well, shut up.

I thought this was our time together, our, you know, conjugal time.

What exactly are you

doing? This is my wife.

I'm doing what you can't do.

She's headed for some deep tissue massage therapy.

You're giving my wife deep tissue massage therapy?

Yeah, I got through.

It's not happening right now.

I know, it's just a vacation, right?

You're stressing her out.

That's where I come in.

Oh my gosh.

You can take off my shoes.

Even for

jail.

You think he's doing?

Um, yeah.

Very well, too.

Um, shut up. Shut up.

Okay, why say that?

Oh, my.

Shut up.

Did that hurt? You got your blow on my nuts.

Don't touch me.

I'm not very pleasurable for this.

Oh, really?

Fuck.

I need to go fucking learn one thing.

Okay, I'll sort of watch over here. Squeeze my mouth.

Lick my fucking armpits. But they're kind of sweaty. I don't give a fuck.

There's no air conditioning in here. Lick it.

Oh boy, this is very strange.

Shut up.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Yeah,

keep licking it.

Do you want to see how a real man's hung?

I'm not sure if I want to answer that.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, jeez, it's huge.

Isn't it?

It's like, holy cow.

It doesn't even compare to your little dick.

Fucking boa constrictor.

My dick's trying to be like that movie Anaconda, dog.

You know what you can do? You can lick on my butt.

Shove it in your fucking mouth.

my butt.

Yes, my dear.

You got it.

Get those toes, ass clown.

Why you stopping?

Huh?

You a crook.

You're having fun, Sue.

This

is

cruel and unusual punishment.

Take off your jumpsuit.

You're about to watch your wife get as fucked as you made all those people

That's why you don't give a fuck. Oh, no.

I didn't steal a whole lot of money. I mean, it was only a few million.

But it wasn't ours, though.

You know.

Wow. Those people's money was insured, though.

Sweetheart, it's so big.

How could you put that in your mouth?

I'm surprised it even fits.

Yeah, I know.

I thought you liked smaller penises, you know.

No, no.

No? No.

Nothing is worthless to me.

You know what?

This ring you bought me is worthless.

Hey, wow.

It's rather uncomfortable.

I'm going to do that while I'm getting fucked.

You're going to have to fucking watch me.

Wait, that big thing? That's huge.

Can you get my foot while you're right there?

Are you

watching this?

Watch it.

I think he's preparing you for childbirth. Fucking stop hitting your

Don't shoot blanks.

How you doing explaining your black baby to the neighbors?

Unfortunately, I am.

It looks

like

you'll be ready for quadruplets pretty soon.

Oh my gosh.

Whoa,

you're really sweaty.

Tommy, you fucking like it. I love licking this one off.

You're not licking it.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah? Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.

No way, it's getting all the way in there.

Are you jerking off?

Oh, a little bit. Are you jerking off?

You don't get much action here in jail, you know.

Just touching myself. Stop touching yourself.

Did that hurt?

Yeah, I think you bruised it a little bit. I bruised it?

I'll fucking bruise it right now.

Keep watching. Keep watching.

I didn't know you were capable of doing such a large object.

Let me shut the fuck up.

Thank you.

I think you've been fucking a lot.

Did you see that?

Did you see that? Yeah, I did.

That's why I had to move it fucking like that.

That's why I had to move it fucking down.

Oh, my God.

Hey,

why don't you stand up here?

Get the fuck up here.

Hurry up.

Do I get any action, too? I mean, I'm in a great position here.

That was not nice. No, that's just so you can watch it better. Okay.

I'm going to make my armpits from here.

Fucking watch him fuck me.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

This is so humiliating.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

my god.

That was very painful.

Thank you.

I can't believe she's continuing to fuck you, darling.

I could just go to prison.

Yeah, stop.

We don't see much action in prison, baby.

Good grip there.

I'm going to use you to fucking lean on. Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He has such a big dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Stay back. Stay back. Yeah.

Yeah, you want me to get done for you? Oh, no.

Not good.

That's absolutely gross.

That's a huge load.

Hell yeah, she earned it.

My nuts wasn't playing on that one. Oh, my God.

Wow.

Look at that.

Did you rob a sperm bank or something?

Your girl inspired me, dog.

Apparently so.

Wow.

I'll see you when you get out of prison.

See you in 20 years, darling.

You little guy.