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Look at this little virgin over here.

You don't even know if I'm a virgin or not. I'm not.

Maybe you should just fuck off before you tell principal Sykes about your

bullying. So she's going to help her friend out because everyone thinks he's

virgin.

I got an idea.

So, of course, I knew that the little favor I did for my best friend Cody

end up coming around to bite me in the ass.

Didn't you just sleep the whole debate team?

Oh, go fuck yourselves.

The three of you, get up here right now.

So, I'm feeling like the cat's ass.

Because everyone thinks that I'm the school slut.

And, ironically, we were studying the Scarlet Letter.

But isn't that always the way with these teenage tales?

The literature you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with

whatever angsty teenage drama is being recounted.

Yeah? Hey, Cody just dropped this off for you.

Just head out with all the other gifts for my suitors.

You seem very relaxed.

Do you feel a virgin?

Mom!

Virgins are the worst kind of people.

I hope that you're not still one.

Oh, my God, Mom.

I just want to let you know that it's okay to have a little bit of fun and

experiment.

I should know. Your stepdad is very, very adventurous.

Sorry that our plan backfired, and now you've got the whole school on your

Just remember, you're better than each and every one of them.

Here's a little gift in case you want to raise some help.

I know I said you can experiment, but not go full -on horror of Babylon at

school. Oh, honey, that's a dead harsh.

I just don't want her adding fuel to the fire.

Oh, haven't you heard?

I'm the new school slide.

You know your mother had the same situation with you, George.

Hun, stop.

I'm just being honest, trying to help her out.

Okay, just don't go putting any outrageous ideas into her head.

Are you saying people call the mom a whore?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she slept with the whole school.

Everybody. All right, all right. I'm out.

Dad, she's all yours.

She did. She slept with everybody, including myself. I mean, it's what made

fall in love.

Dad.

I'm just being honest.

What?

I don't want you to go through the same things that she went through.

I want to help you out. I want to see you be successful. I mean, if you're

really going to do this sort of thing that you need to do it, then there's

things that I can teach you.

Okay, why are you telling me all this?

You know, just some help.

Like, orgies, cum swapping,

you know, how to really please a man.

Deep throat.

Honestly, let me ask you a question.

How many guys have you been to?

Only one.

Only one guy.

You want to be a slut.

Not just a slut, but the top school slut.

And go into it with one guy.

You need somebody who can, you know, show you how to please a man.

Okay, well... I think as you were said...

And I'm the best option for you to let that happen.

Because if you're going to be a flood, you need things that are to serve yours

and make yours.

Okay, well.

Do you like it like that?

There you are getting there.

Take this hand.

I'm right here.

There's no rush, right?

Yes, that I do.

Good girl. Nice and slow. Good.

Really make sure to use those steps.

There you

go.

That's good.

Really good.

using those teeth a little bit

that's it

We have a lot to do today.

Yeah, I know. I know. The housekeeper quit on us, so I have a lot I have to

done, okay? Okay. Okay. Well, if you need my help, I'm just finishing up a

things around here. I've actually started, you know, cleaning up in here a

little bit, so if you need my help.

Definitely come along with me later. Yeah, for sure. All right. Yeah.

Okay.

Well, you don't even have to sweep that. Like, you're okay.

You don't mind?

Yeah, you're okay.

All right. I'm going to go get some stuff.

Okay.

There you go.

Yeah, that picture. There you go. Is everything okay? Yeah.

Fuck.

Sorry, I just realized.

Here's something I need to get on the version list as well. Oh, what is it?

Just, we're out of milk.

Okay. Yeah.

Is there anything else we have to do today?

No,

no. You know what? Go ahead. It's okay. I got it. All right.

Thank you, babe.

tell me that you're better than your mom or my wife.

I want to hear you say it.

I want to hear you say it.

I want to hear you say it. I want to hear you say it.

I want to hear you say

it.

for us. You're going to stop for a second, right?

Uh -huh. I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much.

I love you so much.

I love you so

much.

Maybe you still have 10 more to do.

shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yeah? I still can't find the keys, but I'm going to go to the neighbor's house

right now, okay?

Okay, I'll see you later, Mom.

All right.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

telling exactly what to do. Oh, Jesus.

I can't.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I love you. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

different things, school and everything.

All right.

Is your purse gone? Yeah, I'm trying to find it. Have you seen it?

No.

I'm losing everything today, I swear.

I'll let you know if we find it. All right.

That's it.

There you go.

Just like that.

Are you ready to do it?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Climb on top?

Yeah, I'm ready to let go. Yeah? Oh, daddy's back.

Yeah. Yeah, show them who the boss is.

Yes, daddy.

That's what it is.

Like this?

So make sure to stay out.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

over to Eddie Scott.

Why don't you take it away?

We've kind of read a bunch of rumors about Benna that we shouldn't have, and

we're really sorry.

What kinds of things were they saying? Someone was saying that she was going to

organize like a graduation and came back.

But I guess that's not true.

Of course that's not true.

And, I mean, boys, they're going to have to go to detention.

And I guess that's fair.