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Okay, come on.

Oh my gosh.

I'm so happy to see you.

No, look, I'm just about to get off of work. We can hang out later.

Maybe we'll meet up with Bobby and go to the movies?

I just have to wait for the old man to come home and pay me, okay?

Yeah.

Little kid's tucked in and everything.

No, oh my god, the house is so messy.

Yeah, little Finn's just a ball of energy. I mean, the kid won't stop.

I'm just so glad that I actually got him to sleep.

Yeah.

Dad's almost here.

I just need to wait for him to pay me.

Oh, shit. That's him.

Okay. You know what? I've got to go get ready. I'll talk to you later, okay?

Bye.

What? The fuck?

Leanna!

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Leanna!

Where are you?

Um, I'm in the kitchen.

Yeah, we need to talk.

Okay. Holy shit.

What is going on around here?

What are they doing on the floor?

What?

Oh my god, this is ridiculous.

Oh, this is, this is not acceptable.

This is terrible.

Really? Just on the floor?

I'm grateful, people.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Not my drum set.

This is ridiculous.

Putting it on the floor?

What a nightmare.

Leanna! Yes?

You're looking really sharp today, Mr. Diesel.

Yeah, but my house isn't. It's a disaster.

Yeah, but, I mean, I... I took care of little Finn and everything. He's

right now in his bed, and I made him sandwiches for lunch, and it's just, I

figured you were on the way. You could just clean it yourself, right?

Are you kidding me? It looks like a hurricane blew through here. This is

unacceptable. And another thing, the drum set?

No. No one is to touch the drum set. Not even Finn, okay?

Okay.

Do you understand?

I promise I'll do better next time, Mr. Diesel.

You're going to have to because maybe you're not seeing things clearly. Maybe

you should remove the glasses and you can see clearer. How about that? Like

this? Yeah, let's go take a look in the kitchen and maybe you can start

understanding what I'm talking about. Okay, let's go.

Absolutely, Mr. Eagle.

Yeah, this is unacceptable.

I'm sorry.

I know that I should have maybe cleaned the kitchen a little bit more.

Yeah, a little bit more?

This is a disaster.

I mean, I've never seen it this messy.

Quick question.

Yes? Who's the boss, you or Finn?

I mean, how's your wife doing?

What is that?

You really want to talk about this right now?

I mean, Finn doesn't really have his mom around that often, does he? Maybe he'd

be a little bit less messy if someone was more present in his household.

What my wife is doing is none of your business.

You understand?

Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Mr. Diesel. I just think that she's very lucky to have a

man like you in her life.

That's great and all, but let's focus on what we're talking about, okay?

Of course.

What, are you trying to be my therapist or something? What is this?

No, not at all. I just care a lot about Finn.

Oh, sure you do. I can tell by looking around this house.

Absolutely.

I mean, you can tell that he absolutely gets spoiled. I treat him the best way

that I can.

Yeah, look, I was...

Literally about to fire you. But I'll give you a second chance, okay? But you

have to start doing better.

Thank you so much, Mr.

Diesel. I promise.

It'll be clear skies from now on. I promise.

Yeah, it better be.

Or else, you know, I'm not going to do this again.

Absolutely. You won't have to worry about me at all.

When I leave, you're the boss, not Flynn, okay? Of course. You can't let

over you.

Of course.

You know?

What the... What in the...

Is this gum? Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I think that might have been Finn. Are you kidding me? I just

stuck my fingers in this. I'm so sorry.

This is disgusting.

I don't know how it got there.

Sure you don't. I really don't. I'm so, so, so sorry.

There's like fresh saliva on here.

You know what? You know what I want you to do?

Get your stuff and get out of my house. You're fired. Wait, what about my money?

You're not getting any money. You need to stop. Get your stuff and get out of

house right now.

tonight. I was really going to go out and I'm so sorry.

Grab your purse and get out of my house. Don't let the door hit your ass on the

way out.

Good riddance.

Please. Please can I have my money?

Just go.

Okay.

It's open. Come in.

Mr. Diesel, please.

Listen, I already gave you your answer, okay?

This babysitting money is all I have to be able to hang out with my friends to

afford groceries. Please, Mr. Diesel.

You should have done your job.

I mean, I did do most of it. I really took care of Finn.

Could we please go inside and talk about it?

Look, I'm not doing this again, but you're very convincing.

So perhaps we could talk about it one more time.

Okay.

Before I give you a dime, I've got to be clear with you, okay? You cannot act

like this in front of my son, okay?

Because I can't have you causing my son to be a degenerate acting like you.

Okay? You're a role model, and you need to act like one.

I understand.

Before I give you a dime, you need to understand all of this, okay?

Mm -hmm. Are we clear?

We're absolutely clear.

Okay, well... I promise I'll be the best role model I can be for him.

That's what I like to hear, but I'm just going to pay you for today. I'm not

going to need your services any longer.

Oh.

I mean, are you sure?

My parents aren't giving me any wealth money, please.

I really need it.

I really, really, really need this money. I want to work for you.

I'm sorry. I should be quiet.

I know he's sleeping.

Well, hopefully you learn a lesson from this. After I pay you, you can go home

and start acting a little more responsible around your parents and you

in a dilemma like this again.

Okay. I mean, I know Finn would really like me to be here more.

If there's any other service that I could add on to that, I know how lonely

must feel being in a house without a wife around.

Oh, here we go.

Therapist again, huh?

Just a little bit.

I mean, I know that sometimes you might want the touch of a woman

around, and, you know, I might know more than you think I do about relationships

and what closeness feels like.

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not. I'm not as innocent as you think I am.

Yeah, well, Flynn's in the other room.

Okay?

I promise.

You need to be responsible.

I understand.

What?

Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

No, we can't have this right now.

Flynn's in the other room.

Okay?

Just ridiculous.

Your fingers taste like cherries.

Oh, my God.

Listen, Mr. Diesel, I know more about relationships than you think.

Oh, really?

I know a lot more than you think I do.

You need to listen to me. Stop.

What?

What are you doing?

Are you serious right now?

I'm absolutely serious.

Here, I want to pay you for today.

And we're going to act like that never happened.

Okay, but look.

What if we didn't act like it never happened?

I want to be your replacement wife.

She isn't here anyway.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, okay.

You'd like that too, right?

Yeah, I like it.

I don't know if it's right.

He tastes like cherries.

Oh my goodness, the plant is right there.

It's my favorite, though.

So please, I want to do this here and now, okay?

Go into the bedroom.

You have perfect tits.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

All right. You're very convincing.

And then you're over.

You wouldn't be over, all right.

Perfect tits.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Open up.

That's it. Just like that.

It's such a time out.

There you go.

Okay. Hi.

See you next time.

Did your wife ever touch you like that?

Nope.

Because I'm here.

Time to choose.

I know that.

Thanks, man.