Original subtitles

Ah! Hot!

Oh, my!

Hiya, mom!

Oh, Dee Dee, the bus is here.

You're both going to be late!

That's what I told him, but he wouldn't listen.

Mom: Well, we'll see about that.

[Gasp]

[Gong crashes]

Ah, good morning, foreign exchange mother.

Uh, family togetherness time is now?

No, toshi.

Time now for first day of American school.

Yeah, come on!

But back home in Japan,

my family and I spend every morning together,

so we can share and pull strength from each other

for the day ahead.

We do that here, too.

It's called TV time.

Bye, mom!

Bye, dear! Bye, toshi! Welcome to america!

Hmm...

I wonder how Dexter's doing.

Ah! Where is my stuff? I am late!

No! No, no, no, no...

Ah!

Sayonara!

Dexter-San, in our family,

we like to spend our mornings together,

so we can share and pull strength from each other

for the day ahead.

That's cool. See ya!

[Whistle blows]

Excellent! I made it to school

with plenty of time to spare!

I want to make a good impression

on my first day,

especially with the faculty!

[Giggling]

Hello!

My name is Dexter, from america.

And I've come to your school on the student exchange program

because I am so smart.

Ah!

So?

So, uh... You guys like toys?

Yeah. We like to build models.

Oh ho ho ho, models.

I actually like to build models, myself.

Would you like to see one ofmy

sure.

Behold the exerjock 4000!

The cybernetic power suit increases the wearer's natural attributes 100-fold.

[Screaming]

Oh!

[Screaming]

[Laughing nervously]

Ok.

But how about this?

Giant dexo-robo!

Go!

Flying-throwing fists,

fire!

[Screaming]

Well, can I get a hand?

Oh, yeah? Well,

how aboutthis?

Computer: Missile launcher armed.

Computer: Target locked.

Huh?

Shame on you, you naughty boys.

Look at the mess you have made.

Now, pick up your toys

and get to class before you miss the second bell.

We're sorry.

Computer: Two...one...

Dexter: Oh no! Wait! Stop!

Oh, dear.

It seems your missiles are headed

straight for mount fujiyashihama,

the very mountain that contains the sleeping pedaxtra,

a monster mutated by atomic science gone wrong,

who was sealed away under the earth

by the daring and brilliant scientists of the sixties.

But now I feel your missiles will surely awaken him

and invite his terrible wrath!

[Roaring]

Oops.

Where is everybody going?

Huh?

Oh, Einstein, sweet heavenly father of science,

what have I done?

I sure made a mess of things.

I've got to get back to the lab

to figure out a way to stop this giant monster

who is running amok and destroying the world!

Woman: Target sighted.

Squadron Alpha, form a tech pattern omega.

Honeydew,

hawkeye,

snakeskin,

ice tray,

Blackjack.

Go, go, global security!

Fire!

[Roar]

Yee-haw! Now let's hogtie this sucker!

Oh, no! He spotted you!

Release your cables and get out!

Just one more pass around!

You're heading straight toward me!

Ah!

Commander, do you read me?

Agent honeydew, go ahead.

Global security forces defeated.

Monster must be stopped.

All mankind depends on it.

Commander, please send help!

Egad!

Heroes of earth,

I have gathered you all here

at global security command satellite

to help find a resolution to this catastrophe.

The justice friends must unite

to end this monster's rampage on our fair planet.

By Washington's wig,

the commander general is right.

The justice friends will unite,

and we will end this monster's wrath on our planet.

Justice friends,

assemble!

Major glory,

valhallen,

the infragible krunk,

living bullet,

capital 'g',

Sam-r-i,

white tiger,

tiki torch.

Stand back 'cause once I reach my maximum size,

I'll be livin' large.

What this monster needs

is a Honolulu hotfoot!

Eeeeew!

Beware the viking god of rock,

for with the power of my mighty axe,

I rule!

[Heavy metal music playing]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming in pain]

[Screaming fanatically]

[Roaring]

Ooh! Nice job, krunk.

Well done.

Yeah.

The justice friends have fallen.

This leaves me with one option.

Commander: Hey, axe face.

Oh...

Oh, my stars!

Commander! Commander!

The last of earth's forces have failed!

There's only one hope left.

Monkey, hear my thoughts!

Hear my thoughts, monkey.

The earth's in trouble. We need your help.

So, this is my brother's secret laboratory.

I like spending much time here.

Ooh! And this is one of my favorite things!

Dexter: Dee Dee,

a foreign exchange boy?

Hi, Dexter!

Can it, woman!

I do not have time for your nonsense.

I have to complete my greatest invention

so I can save the world from the giant monster pedaxtra.

Ooh!

Oh!

Pedaxtra? The giant monster

that was once trapped in mount fujiyashihama?

Oh, the only way to defeat him is to--

finish my really greatest invention!

Because of the complexity and power of my really greatest invention,

I will need 3 more operators to help me handle this baby.

Well, that's one.

Mom, dad?

Yes...

Can you come up to my room?

Uh, there is something I need to show you.

Dad: What is it, son?

Ah heh heh...

And now, promise you won't freak out.

Son...

Your mother and I have been around the block

more than once, ok?

There's nothing you can show us

that will make us freak out.

Oh--ok.

[Muttering gibberish]

[Eek eek]

[Roaring]

[Crash]

[Roar]

Even the monkey, the world's mightiest hero,

has failed to stop the monster.

So you see, mom and dad,

my really greatest invention is our last hope.

So, what do you say? Will you help?

What do you think, honey?

Well, that monster certainly is making a mess of things.

All right, son. We'll help.

But we're going to have a long discussion

about this secret laboratory business.

[Laughing nervously]

Ok.

Suit up!

Amazing!

Hmm...

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!

All right! Cut the chatter.

Prepare to launch!

3, 2--

mom: Everybody buckle up!

[Grumbling]

3, 2, one,

launch!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Dexter's family, go! ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Dexter's family, go! ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Dexter's family, go! ♪

Dee Dee: What do we do now?

Just sit back and hang on,

for Dexter, boy genius, is in command.

Say, what do you know?

Well, I'll be, Dexter.

I never imagined.

Hello!

Dexter: All right, everyone. Take your positions.

Ready for my command.

Dexter: Multi-formic megabot, go!

Dee Dee, dad, what are you--

mom, wait!

Just use-- no, not that one! Ah!

Stop! You're all doing it wrong!

Dee Dee: Well, these controls stink.

Well, maybe if we all switched places?

I want to work the legs.

And I ought to sit at the head

being that I'm the head of the household.

Well, I guess I'll just be over here, then.

Hey! What are-- mom!

What is it, sweetie?

Dexter, whining: I want to sit at the head.

It's my robot.

Honey, you let Dexter have his head,

Dee Dee can have the legs,

and we'll be right here.

Well, ok.

But maybe I should have the left arm.

You know, the old fastball and all.

Fine. It doesn't matter to me, as long as everyone's happy.

All right. Let's try this again.

Dexter: Megabot, go!

Dee Dee: Third position, chasse.

Dad: Here comes the wind-up!

Mom: Oh, look, a penny!

Things aren't going well for my exchange family.

Their machine may have united,

but their hearts have not.

If only they had listened to me,

they would have known the key,

I must tell them! I must be heard!

O ancient spirits of the east wind,

I beseech you.

Give my message wings, for the secret must be told.

American exchange family.

Foreign exchange boy?

Long ago, when the world was young,

a mighty dragon ravaged the land.

It destroyed villages. It devoured farms.

It crushed any warrior bold enough to face it.

But when all seemed lost,

a small boy stepped forth.

"I will not fear you, dragon," he said.

"You may crush my home,

"but you cannot crush my heart

or the power it holds within."

The people were moved by the boy's courage

and came to join him.

As their hearts united, their courage grew.

The dragon could no longer feed from their fear

and was forced back to the shadows from which it crawled.

Learn well this lesson,

and good luck.

You know, toshi's right.

We could use a little family togetherness.

I know we can do it if we work together.

[Snoring]

Mom: Dee Dee!

Huh? What? Yeah.

Together. Family. Whatever. Got it.

Dexter: Ok, dad. Fastball!

Dad: You're going to get some pepper on this one!

[Roar]

Dee Dee: Grand plie,

relive.

Dexter: Mom, watch out!

Dad: I think he needs a little attitude adjustment.

Mom: I agree.

Dee Dee: The monster's getting a spanking.

[Giggling]

Dexter: Whoa, now he's mad.

Get ready!

Form helmet-swords!

Mandark: Stand aside, peons,

and make room for the real genius.

Dexter: Mandark!

That's right, Dexter.

If you had a half brain, you'd know that this situation calls for

the monster-blasting- ampliphonic-atomic-ray-Cannon.

So open up, rampaging monster,

and let the ray shine in!

Dexter, sarcastically: Oh, no. The ray is having no effect.

Dee Dee: Ooh! I think he likes it.

Dexter: It's making him stronger.

Mandark, shut off the ray, you fool!

Shut it down!

[Laughing evilly]

Aah!

Holy cow!

Mom, dad! Defense!

He's too strong!

We're burning all our power just trying to hold him!.

Dexter: Secondary systems failing!

[Moaning]

Dexter, monkey got inside the main power cord thingie.

Dexter: He's giving us a supercharge!

Power levels are off the scale!

Everyone, now's our chance!

[Roar]

Go, Dee Dee, go!

Wow! We did it!

Mom: Oh, I am so proud of everyone!

Dad: Family-riffic!

Dee Dee: ♪ u-n-i-t-y ♪

♪ that's unity ♪

Dexter: And thanks to monkey.

We would not have made it without him.

[Eek eek]

Dexter: Oh, you said it, monkey.

[Laughing]

Monkey!

You mean to tell me that my monkey

is really monkey, the superhero monkey?

[Chattering]

I cannot believe that the world's greatest superhero

has been living with me this whole time,

in my secret laboratory.

Secret laboratory?

Now, Dexter, we need to straighten a few things out

with this secret laboratory business.

Where--where am I?

What happened?

Honey, you look great!

Where am I?

Yeah, I did it! I did it!

I defeated the giant monster.

I'm the greatest genius this world has ever known.

All hail mandark, the genius.

All hail mandark, the genius.

Sing this song of mandark,

the greatest genius this world has ever known.

I wish that I could have saved the world from the giant monster.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪