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Why are cars so damn expensive?

How?

Even the cheapest car is more than I have in my bank account. What is this?

And God, I need to do more babysitting.

Maybe I should call Mr. London.

Hello. Hi, Mr.

London.

Oh, hey Liz.

How are you? I'm good. How are you?

I don't know too bad. Just getting some work done.

Okay, yeah.

I was actually calling you real quick to see if I could ask a favor.

So I've been looking at some cards by online, but they're all kind of out of

price range, and I was just hoping I could pick up some extra shit.

You know what?

You might be in luck.

My wife's gone out of town, and that's kind of put me in a bit of a

because obviously I need someone to watch the kid.

and I do have a lot of work on it.

If that was the case, I would need you kind of today.

Oh, okay. I was hoping we could start, like, next week, but... Well,

this is kind of important.

It's kind of an important amount of work I've got to get done, and I have a

deadline. So what if I was to, you know, maybe pay you double, and that would

maybe help you, you know, with your car situation?

Yeah, I would...

I'd love that. Thank you so much. I could definitely be there today.

Okay. All right. Well, give me a couple of that.

Perfect.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Liz. Bye.

Hello, Mr. London.

Hey, Liz.

How's it going?

There you go.

Thank you for coming. I really appreciate you coming like this.

I've got a lot of work to do. So make yourself comfortable.

I'm going to head into the office and do some work. If you need me, just let me

know. And then I might have to pop out.

That's fine. I'm going to give you a call when you're ready to come back.

good. Thank you so much.

You're welcome. Thanks again for helping me out.

Yeah, thank you for helping me out. Hey, we helped each other.

Thank you. All right, let's go.

Why are they all so...

I'm never going to find one.

That's a pretty car.

I still left it.

Thanks. You smell good. Thank you.

I like that one. The red Ford car. Do you think so?

That's probably you.

Yeah, I do like the convertibles.

They're a bit expensive, aren't they?

Yeah, they are a little bit out of my frame range.

So, what is your price range?

Um, I don't know right now. I'm just seeing how much I can save up.

You know, hopefully someday I can get a telephone.

So you're going to do, like, finance?

You're not buying outright?

No. Okay, well, that's not too bad. I mean, you could do it. Yeah, especially

picking up extra shifts with you also.

Yeah, I'll be paying you double.

Yeah, thank you so much.

You know, I like you. I really appreciate that. Of course.

It's going to help me, like, you have no idea.

You just look amazing.

I like that. We received you that time.

Thank you.

See, they're nice as well.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, not quite the same as the verbal, though.

Yeah, I like the flashy cards, you know.

Convertible, sports looking car.

Yeah, I can see you in a red car. Yeah, red fast car.

The only problem with those is the upkeep, the maintenance cost, you know.

thing to buy the car, but then to keep it running, it can be a little tough on

the pocket, you know. I didn't even consider that. That's the big one.

Well, I mean, if I'm going to give you double shifts and pay you double the

money, I mean, it'll help.

Yeah. It'll definitely help, you know, but...

What car have you got now? Do you even have a car?

I don't.

Yeah.

I remember when I got my wife's car.

I got this sweet little BMW.

Really nice.

Fortunately, she isn't the best of drivers and she kept being there.

And BMW have a body shop?

Yeah. Very expensive.

I really think I paid for that car twice just from the actual...

repaired from all the accidents, so.

Yeah. How was your wife doing back there?

Um, I really wasn't, um, behind her on it with you when I said, you know, she's

going away.

I mean, she's gone away, but she may not be coming back.

Okay. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cry. No, it's fine.

It's not.

I mean, I was going to tell you anyway. I just didn't know how.

Yeah.

Shit happens. I mean,

I'm so busy working and I guess sometimes I neglect the drug, yeah.

Money's not everything and I guess she's got for that.

Right. It's just me and him now.

And you.

Because you're here.

You'll be here a lot. Yeah.

Covering all those shifts.

If you need me to pick up even more shifts, I can totally help you out with

that. Well, I think that's actually very likely at this point because, you know,

as I said, I'm going to have to bear him up in the works to kind of deal with,

you know.

Hard, you know? Yeah.

And a lot of them, when you've been with them for a while, it feels very

strange. Yeah. And having you around is going to be really a

massive help.

You know? Yeah.

Here's the thought. What if... What if I... What if I buy the car?

Right? And knowing that you're going to be doing all this shit, you know, for...

however long you're going to be doing it for, I just deduct that from the shift.

So in other words, it's a card, five grand, let's say, and whatever it is.

And I'm paying you 100 a shift, and every time you do a shift, I just take

off the five grand.

You know what I mean?

I mean, that would be amazing, but that sounds like a lot of work.

Well, I mean, you're kind of going to be helping me out. Plus, I mean, we might

be able to do some kind of a deal, you know, like...

while you're working on it, we can maybe get to know each other a little more

and, you know, just, you know, be a little bit more closer than we are.

Um, Mr. London, what exactly are you getting at?

Well, I mean, it's pathetic.

I mean, I'm your babysitter. You've known me forever. Of course. Yeah, no,

yeah. I mean, look, I know you're not supposed to do anything weird like that.

get that. No, of course not. No, definitely not.

It's just an exchange of, you know, I like you, and I want to help you with

palm situation, so I'm going to give you the money, and we will get to know each

other and get close to each other and be friends, and I'm not technically paying

you for that.

I'm paying you for your time.

You know, it's nothing illegal or nothing like that. It's just, you know,

feel that way about me and I feel that way about you, then there's no reason we

can't just have fun.

Yeah. And at the same time, I'm helping you out with money, and...

Everyone's a winner.

I think I understand now.

Right? Do you think, you know, would you be, maybe, would you consider that?

I think so.

Why don't we just, just for now, why don't we just take this off so you can

feel a little bit more comfortable around me.

You look good in blue.

Thank you.

So, I have another little idea.

What if I get a car?

And I told you the insurance could be really expensive for you. So what if I

insure it in my name and have you as like a second driver?

That would be amazing.

You'll be paying next to nothing.

Yeah. And that way it would be...

more money to spend on giving it back to me for, you know, doing the work and I

can just paint it off what the, you know, you owe me and then you'll pay it

quick. I would really appreciate that, you have no idea.

Well, I think we've come to a very useful arrangement.

Yeah,

that's good.

So, you might need to find...

Thank you.

And of course I'm not going to tell anyone about it. This is between you and

not your parents, none of my friends.

Obviously this is us. This is an adult arrangement.

Yeah, I think we can just go away.

You have pretty feet, don't you?

Thank you.

You've really got two other feet that I do like.

Just like you are.

This is going to be such a great thing.

I have a feeling it is too.

I hope you're going to take that in a new calm.

We're very well.

See that way.

Oh, my God, yes.

Hmm?

Ooh.

Thank you.

Aww.

Oh.

Mmm, that's so good. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, yes.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, God.

That's so fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck. You hurt so badly.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Bye. Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, you're so fucking good at that.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck yes, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that was so fucking good.

Oh, don't stop.

I want you to make me calm.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

my God,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

That feels so good.

Shit.

Yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Yeah,

baby. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God,

that feels so fucking good, yeah.

Oh, my

God, yes, help me.

I know you fucking hate me so much. Wake up.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

No.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

God, yeah.

Thank you.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

You're the best babysitter ever.

Oh, my God, yes.

So, should we head to the dealership?

That's a good idea.

Let's go get that car, shall we?