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So, Brooks and Pops, huh?

How long have you been with the force?

Well, it's been about a year.

Put you out here in beautiful Chattel.

That's not too bad.

It's pretty quiet. A couple code threes here and there, but that's about it.

Code threes, they taught us that the academy, they put domestic charges.

Something like that? Yeah, domestic.

So is there, like, a drug problem out here, or?

No, not so much that.

So what am I expecting? Like, we're heading out to a call right now.

What was it? I didn't really get it. This is a domestic. This call. I've been

this call three times.

And typically the same thing over and over again.

Staying with family members.

Out of their minds.

Father and daughter.

You'll see. We get there.

It's ridiculous, man. I'm over this. This is what our taxpayers are paying

It's a shame because we could be really dealing with some legitimate crime out

there, but no, instead we're sending this over here to answer this kind of

It's ridiculous.

I mean, they did say at the academy we'd kind of be doing some stuff that's not

so heroic.

I guess every day can't be, uh... Yeah, can't be like, uh... Cops.

Yeah, saving babies from burning buildings and shit.

All right.

So while we're headed, we're... It shouldn't be anything too crazy, right?

we busting out ninja movies.

Nah, we don't have to worry about it.

More than anything, just trying to calm them down.

Well, as the captain says, you know, I'm the...

I'm the greenie, so.

Greenhorn. The greenhorn, yeah.

Right.

Oh, down this dead end. All right.

They teach us at the academy to, like, always plan for your escape.

You know, if you need to call for backup.

Sure, sure. No way out before you do.

Absolutely.

Here we go.

It's a nice place out here.

Right here?

Seems like a pretty good spot right here.

All right.

All right.

Let's do it.

All right.

We're running?

Let's go.

All right, officer. This is my third time coming in this call.

You know that? Yeah.

So just kind of be at my brain, all right?

All right, you ready? Let's do this.

I guess we can just go in.

That's fucking funny!

Fuck you!

There's a line of guys waiting to come to you.

All right, all right, all right.

Mr. Garrett? What have you done? Did you really call the fucking cops? Look,

don't... I didn't call the cops.

Calm down.

Lainey, I want you to just stay where you're at. This is Derek.

What seems to be the problem? This is our third time dispatched out to this

address.

Her! She thinks this is a whorehouse. She's got guys coming in here. Fuck you!

Whorehouse? Fuck you!

What the fuck? A whore? You call me a fucking whore? You keep bringing these

guys.

18, then act like it. Act like an adult.

I'm your stepfather. I'm going to put the rules down here. Exactly. You're not

my real fucking dad.

Now, listen, guys. All right, listen. Calm down. Show me some respect,

goddammit. Sir, do they have a history of violence?

No history of violence. Just this type of carrying on. I never know, you know,

what's going to happen here.

Listen, Lainey, just stop.

Calm down. This is fucking ridiculous.

I hate you. I hate you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's me. What?

Because you can't control yourself. You can't keep your leg closed. I can

fucking do anything I want. And you do.

You better act like a lady. Yeah. I'll pay the fucking mortgage. I don't know

why you think this is your fucking house.

Don't talk to me like that.

I can fucking talk to you however I fucking want to. All right.

Look, here's what we're going to do. I'm not coming here anymore. Look,

that's enough.

I'm not going to come back here anymore, Mr. Darry. You understand, Laney? I'm

taking somebody down to the station. We're going to handle this. No, no.

Yes. No way. We're going to go down to the stairs. No, I can't get arrested.

Please. No. I'm not coming back here anymore. Just listen to me. No, please.

Please don't arrest me. Fuck.

Look.

Over there.

Over there.

Come here. Come here.

Listen to me.

You're going to fight all the time, huh?

Yeah.

You don't want to go down the stairs, right? No, I don't.

Well, what are you going to do to help this matter?

Fuck, I don't know.

Fuck. Well, listen, I think I have a constant idea.

Listen to your mouth on her. She talks like a little whore.

Clean your mouth up. Fuck, fuck, fuck off.

It's the only word you know. It's fuck. It's all you know. I don't think I have

a fucking idea.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't fucking touch me. Whoa.

You know what, guys? I'm getting really fed up with coming down here. This is

the third time that it's addressed this call.

I think I have a remedy.

What the fuck?

You guys want to fight?

Or you want to, you know, live in harmony? You guys are family.

Not really. You're not my real dad. Yeah, well, as long as you're under this

house. Accept it. He's your father.

There you go.

Thank you, officer.

Yeah, absolutely.

I got the same kind of situation. That's bullshit.

Here's what I suggest.

Come here.

For a second.

You guys stay right there.

Hey,

you two.

We're talking. Hold the book.

Hold the book. You two.

Don't help me if this fucking book drops out of your hand.

You're both going down to the fucking station.

Now be quiet.

Hold the fucking book.

All right. I ain't coming back to this location anymore.

It's the third call.

So what do you think we'll do? I'm just going to make them just kiss and make up

and just... Okay.

Here's what we're going to do.

Give me this fucking book.

Here's what we're going to do.

And if you fail to comply and do any of this, I'm bringing you both to the

station and never coming back to this place again.

You understand?

Okay, yes.

All right.

I want you to kiss and make up.

Are you fucking kidding me? What is this?

I think it's funny. What the fuck?

Look, I got two seats in the back of this squad car. I'll take you both down

the station.

Kiss and make up? That's my stepdaughter. You want me to fucking

daughter? Yeah, well, you know what? I don't care.

Stepdaughter or not. Can we do that?

Do whatever we want.

All right. I got your back.

Yeah,

that's what I want. I want you to kiss.

In makeup.

Okay, yeah.

Sorry. Sorry, Dad.

Are you okay?

I don't believe it.

I want to see a real kiss.

Excuse me? Yeah. You heard me.

What the fuck?

No. I want a real kiss.

Father -daughter kiss. So if I kiss my stepdad, I can... I'm not going to jail.

Neither of us are going to jail, right?

Well, that's a good start.

Let's see how you make out with that.

What do you think?

What kind of kids? They don't teach us that stuff at the academy. At this

the academy is going to do it.

So you're going to do this or what?

Otherwise, you know, we got other stuff to do. We got other people's fucking

calls. No, I'm not out of my mind. You guys are out of your mind.

This is my third time coming here.

How was your day?

Ooh. Ooh.

Have you ever been arrested, Mr. Dara?

No. How about you, Lainey?

It's been close. Let's start. You want to start now? No, I don't. Or you want

do what I tell you?

Goes on your record.

All of you for life.

Good job.

Seems like an awful easy thing for me to do. I mean, yeah.

Try to put these away. I mean, fuck. If you guys are going to fucking egg us on.

Like here.

There. That? How's that?

It's a start.

It's a start. But you know what? I ain't buying it.

It's not sincere.

You know?

Get rid of all your differences. Whatever you're fighting about. She's

guys home. This is your house. You don't like the way she dressed.

Are you jealous?

Just with other guys? Is that how it is?

I mean, seriously.

We got a whole fucking world out there, crazy, full of crime and bullshit, and

here I'm standing in your living room dealing with your guy's crap.

So, you gonna do this? You're so dumb. No, I don't want to fucking touch my

All right, you know what? I had enough. Officer Cox, get this together.

We're going down to the fucking station. I ain't had enough of this shit.

No,

too late. You have your fucking chance. You can fucking come out here.

I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. You guys are so fucking...

This is bullshit. No, please. I'll kiss my dad.

I'll fucking do it. You know what?

Come with me.

No, please.

No,

please. You know, you had your chance to fucking kiss your dad, and now it's

gone. What the fuck? Please, let me fucking... No, I can't go to the

You're going down.

Please. I'm not getting arrested. Get in your fucking car. No, please.

Are you going to fucking listen to me then?

What do you fucking want? I'm telling you, I'll do what you fucking want. You

had your chance to kiss your fucking dad, and now you're not going to do it.

I'm...

Mom, I can't get arrested. Well, guess what? Now you're going to kiss him. I

want you to fuck your dad.

Fine, fine.

I'll fuck my dad, you sick piece of shit.

Oh, I can't wait to see this. You think that's going to happen?

I'll believe it when I see it. Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. This is

last fucking chance.

Let's see it. Oh, God.

Fucking bullshit.

God.

God. God, you're a fucking pig.

Now get in there.

Had enough of this shit.

Yeah, well, guess what?

We didn't.

Tell them what we gotta do now. I can't get arrested again, okay?

You can.

I don't get fucking years in jail. You what?

I didn't fucking tell you because I didn't want you to flip on me like

doing right now. Fuck.

Well, you better tell me now.

Okay.

Why don't I kill him? She's turning tricks. Yeah, that's right. We brought

down to the station once before.

That's right. He's got a little bit of a rap sheet.

Huh? Yeah.

How do you think she paid for that nice car out there? What is wrong with you?

Why the fuck not?

It's my own fucking body. I'm 18.

Jesus Christ.

What's the fucking deal? I am so disgusted with you. You are disgusting.

Are we wasting our time here? Look, you're going to do it or what?

Fine. Dad. We made her a deal.

I don't know. I think we're wasting our time right now. They won't arrest me if

we fuck.

Which is fucking disgusting.

What did you just say to me? They want us to fuck.

So they won't fucking arrest me.

What is this?

No, it's not a joke. You know why? I'm sick of coming out to this fucking

You guys fuck and I'll let you off the hook and we'll get the fuck out of here.

I'm never coming back here again.

Have you lost your mind? No, I haven't lost my fucking mind.

This is like... This is the ultimatum here. Of course it is for you, because

you're used to fucking your way into and out of everything, aren't you?

Well, I guess she's fucking her way out of this one, huh? I fucking hate you!

Just fucking do it so I don't have to get arrested!

Goddamn!

I figured I'd pick something that was so outlandish that if you did it, then

we'd fucking get out of here.

I don't think you got it in you.

Yeah, we don't think you got it. So, I can't fucking get arrested again, okay?

So let's just fucking do it.

Okay. You want me to fuck you?

I don't want to get arrested.

You want me to fuck you because you've been arrested too many times for

prostitution.

Is that what you're saying? You want your stepfather to fuck you because

been arrested too many times.

For prostitution.

Just fucking say it a bunch more times. Fuck, yes. You're 18 years old, but look

at your life.

Look at your life.

You know what, officer?

I'm going to do it. What's one more fucking cock amongst the slew of cocks

that she's taken on? What's one more? And if someone's going to fuck you, it

might as well be me because I'm the only one that loves you. And I doubt you

even know what it's like to be fucked by someone who loves you.

Really? Yeah.

Come here.

Have some respect. Close the door. We're going to go over here.

And I'm going to show you what a cock of love feels like.

Consider it an opportunity to get to know each other better.

Spare us ever having to come back here again.

Bend over.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

wow. Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to teach you a goddamn lesson.

Put your head in the couch.

Fuck. Now spread your ass.

Spread your ass, I said. God damn it.

Is it how the boys treat you that you bring home the fuck in this house?

Huh? No.

I'm sure she's used to it.

What do you think, Officer Cox?

Have a day on the job.

Hey, you know what? It spares us having

to lug you guys down to the damn station.

Fucking sick.

Shut up.

It's about time someone teaches you a fucking lesson.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. As much as you're not enjoying this, Mr. Darrow, how do you

Oh, my God.

I haven't been with a young woman in so long.

You can thank us.

Yeah.

The belt move.

That's a good one.

The boys at the precinct will appreciate this one.

I've been wanting to fucking punish you for so long.

You're not

supposed to be

enjoying this.

Fucking shit.

You're such a good cock. Oh, my God.

Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth.

Do you hear me?

Thanks a lot for dad fucking me.

Hey, you know what?

Family that plays together stays together.

Maybe. Are you guys enjoying that view?

Sick fucking props.

Fuck.

Look at me.

Hey, we're just, you know, giving you guys an opportunity to stay out of jail.

So hopefully you're enjoying yourself.

This is what you were made for.

I can please and count.

actually doing it.

It's good. It's good. She really is a good cocksucker.

Don't forget that's my stepdaughter.

We'll never forget that.

I want you to remember who's fucking you like this.

I never want you to forget.

Do you understand me?

You better stop giving your pussy away because it has worth.

Do you understand?

You have worth.

burning daylight, so why don't we wrap this up? I want to see you cum on your

daughter's face.

What?

Cum on my face?

You two are sick fucks. Yeah.

We ain't the sick fucks. Believe me.

You guys had a good time.

That's about as much time we have here, so we're going to let ourselves out the

front door.

And remember, we're never coming back to this place again, all right? So I'm

glad you guys worked it out.

This will be a great bonding moment for you two, all right? We'll see you.

And keep that look.

Really looks good on you.

All right, we'll see you.

Hey, cameraman.

Let's go.

We got to roll.

What the fuck?

What just happened?

What the fuck is this?

What just happened?

That shit's crazy.

I'm glad I got teamed up with you. Yeah, man. I told you this would be a fun

trip. Let's go. Yeah, we got to get going. We got to ride.

In the car you go.

I hope you got that.