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Hey, good morning.

Mickey! Going up?

Hell yeah, dude. I'm fucking starving. You're on my mind.

Hey, did you hear the news?

Skeeter's in deep water right now.

You're lying.

Seriously, did you hear that?

It's amazing.

It's a beautiful day.

I can't believe it. Yeah, your dome looks good, though.

I'll see you then.

Thank you so much.

Did you get those reports, honey?

Yeah, I made sure to get them.

I think they were supposed to come in around 30 minutes ago, though. Oh.

No, I think there's a small delay. We should be receiving them in 30 minutes.

Okay. Sounds good, honey.

It just gives us more time to have some fun.

Absolutely.

You know what? Nicky's such a good guy. I mean, he's always bringing in donuts

every day. Oh, yeah.

He's my bro. Every single morning I wake up, he always brings me some type of

breakfast. Although I wish he would, like, eat some more protein.

Oh, yeah. You know, he should work on that.

Yeah, but still, he's such a nice guy bringing us food, like... Yeah.

I mean, who can complain?

Yeah, I know.

Free food. What, am I going to say no?

Exactly.

Maybe tomorrow I'll get him, like, egg whites or something.

Maybe get him, like, a card.

Yeah. Yeah, that's probably more considerate.

I think he'll be okay.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

Let's just make sure you're nice and ready for, like, the next meeting.

Oh, yeah, I'm more than ready. I got everything wrapped up. I have all my

reports checked out. I had someone to double -check it for me, and you're

to triple -check it, so... Of course.

Mm -hmm.

I think I'll be okay.

I'm ready. Just got to get it over with and go home.

I'll make sure everything goes as smoothly as possible.

Oh, you better.

How's your relationship with the boss been going?

It's been pretty cool. He invited me to his party. It was actually pretty nice.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, but... I don't know. I don't think I could just go back to when his

parties go. I don't know if I could. They're fun, but... You gotta work on

It's weird.

He's at work and wants to party all the time. You know what I mean?

It's not that weird. I mean, we do such a good job of getting everything in on

time. I know, but still...

It's just I can't wrap my head around it. Work is work. We deliver so many

every single day. I mean, can you believe our statistics right now?

Yeah.

They are looking pretty good, actually. With how many sales that we're getting,

I think it's only expected that we let loose a little bit.

Then I can understand.

Okay.

There you go.

You just needed to see the rest of the company side of things.

I know, but it's kind of hard to sit back and relax with everything, you

Oh, in that case, just let me take the lead.

Hi,

this is Leanna from corporate.

How many shipments would you need?

I'm sure I can get you an associate for that. right now.

Let me just connect you to them.

Okay, thank you so much.

Bye.

Yeah,

I can agree with you. Every time I look back and look at his face, it just

doesn't fit right with me.

Yeah, I mean, he's kind of a tool.

I mean, the way he fucks all of the girls in the office.

I mean, compared to Penelope?

Penelope's just so professional.

I know.

She definitely should have had it.

She's there because everyone was just the right amount of sucking. I just

figure out her technique.

I don't know, but whatever she does... It's working. It's amazing.

And it's obvious that Nikki has a crush on her.

I really think they should just get to talking.

Yeah.

I love Nikki.

Is something distracting you?

Just something I thought in my head.

Okay.

Just let me know if something else pops.

Oh, shit.

Yeah?

What time is it?

Okay.

I have a meeting to get to. Oh.

Do you want to continue this later at lunch? Oh yeah, for sure. Okay.

Oh, shit.

See you later.

I'll get that to you right away.

Hey, James. Want a donut?

Yes, I do.

Where's Willow? Nick, is that Gamma Woody's voice I hear?

Oh, there you are. Oh.

Is that the same outfit you wore last night?

Yeah. Leave the club. Leave?

They technically had to kick me out last night. Oh, man. It was way too fun.

You shouldn't have left.

You're always the first one out, bro. I couldn't have stuck around.

I just had to prep for today's meeting.

Oh,

fuck. I completely forgot. Don't even sweat it. I already put the sales report

over in your inbox.

I was thinking, we're such good friends, maybe we could try to be something

else. Over a drink?

No, no. I can't help but think

we're a pretty good fit. No, that's not it.

Fuck.

Hey,

Penelope. Hey.

You know what?

You know I can't have... this early in the morning.

If only I had known.

You know me too well. Yeah.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, how's it going, next best -selling author?

Well, I don't know about that, but I actually was thinking about asking

you if you wanted to maybe, I don't know, probably...

I'm trying to find the right words for it.

Should work great.

Okay,

yeah.

Come on, man. Hi.

Come on. Hey, same team, Nick. All right, all right. Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Congrats on the win.

Oh, I appreciate it. All right. And what do you got there? It's all right.

Awesome. Gross.

No, thank you.

You know, maybe you should stick to a protein Brexit.

Maybe you'll see gains that way.

Thanks for the tip. No problem.

What's up, Penelope?

Hi. How you doing?

I'm good.

You know, I've been really working on this pitch, right? And it wouldn't hurt

having one of the office's brightest minds tell me what they think.

Okay, I can do that. Yeah? Want to go? Sure.

Okay.

Thank you.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. All right.

Monday, huh?

Yeah.

I mean, thank you.

Yeah. Three paintings of ink.

What did I do for promotion students?

I think so. I mean, you've been working so hard. I mean, I'm here every day.

That's what they have me do.

I've done so many hard things.

I mean, you deserve it.

I know.

That's six dozen papers you get through every day. I know.

It's crazy.

February doesn't sound like a nice time to go on vacation.

I mean,

that place is so much fun.

You can smoke a joint on the beach.

I mean, it's really fun. I think that's a great thing.

I know.

It's just so much fun.

You know what's even better?

What? You're sitting at your desk after you finish all your paperwork.

Hey,

so Jack, you're out yet?

I was going to, but Peter kind of got in the middle of it, so... Are you guys

going to that party later?

Oh, Willow's party? Yeah.

I mean, I might pop by, but I'm not sure if I'll go.

I was thinking about bringing a date over there today.

Yeah? Yeah, tonight.

Awesome.

I mean, I kind of have a date later, so I might go. I'm not sure yet.

Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah, we'll see.

There's always another party.

True. I mean...

There's always parties out here.

What about you, Alex? Are you going?

Yeah, I think I'll be there.

Okay. I might stop by then. I'm not sure.

This should be a good time.

I mean, I hope so.

It's a party. It should be fun.

True, true.

But, yeah.

A lot of love is going, you know?

No, I don't. I'm just so out of the loop.

I mean, that's okay.

I mean, I guess you'll see when you get there.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's my data. Oh, nice.

Thank you, thank you.

There's always going to be way more parties to go to. Oh, I know.

And especially because it's warming up outside, so all the parties.

Did you know the box has the food?

I haven't been to a... Well, yeah.

I'm really gonna have to check it out next time. I mean, next time you have

you should definitely try to go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Have you been to one of the Boston parties yet?

No, not yet. No, yeah.

There's so much fun.

Hey, they are. That guy knows how to throw down.

I mean, yeah, he does.

Yo, Nick, get back to Earth. What is it?

Well, I don't know. I'm just thinking she's so... I don't know. Maybe

Peter did me a favor.

She's kind of selective and not exactly that... Come

on, now.

What's that for?

I'm trying to... Come on, now.

Whoa.

No, no, no, no. He's just been really upset lately, and I'm just trying to

him up. Oh, really?

It's nothing, really.

Nikki, why don't you come to my office?

Maybe this is a job for HR to handle.

Come on.

Can you believe last month's quarter days?

I know. They were so good.

We've really been growing as a company.

All your coworkers are happy.

Oh my gosh, I bet you're going to

do great on your work performance review.

I'm sure I will.

Oh, you're doing amazing. Thank you.

Absolutely.

So what's going on between you and Nicky?

I can see you have a lot to say about him.

But I'm sure if you just talk to him some more, feelings will come out for

other. Oh

my

gosh,

wait.

I'm so sorry. I just forgot about my meeting.

What? I didn't miss my meeting.

You're not working your meds.

Cool.

I don't

know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think your break's over.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Yes, ma 'am.

Hey, Charlie. You wanted to see me? Hey.

Let's sit down.

Okay.

So, yeah, I wanted to talk to you about your performance.

Yeah, been a little body lately.

Yeah, I mean, usually you're super consistent and you're one of my top

But can you tell me what's been going on? I don't know.

I don't know. I've just been a little... I don't know. I've been a little

distracted, I guess.

Seems like it.

Usually, you're one of my star players.

This is so weird.

I know.

That you're not out there in front of everyone.

You know.

Back in the field.

You know, really just... Oh, Nikki.

Is it that Penelope girl you've been talking about?

I see.

I see. Yes.

Have you even talked to her?

I mean... Yeah.

Well,

you know, you could always...

do something to catch your attention, you know? You could always, you know,

a compliment, you know?

Tell her she has pretty eyes. I don't know.

Yeah, of course it would totally work.

I know.

I mean, it's something we can always discuss. I'm so glad you came.

Hey, Charlie?

Oh, hey, Nikki. Hey.

Got those papers that you asked me for? Oh, thank you so much. Of course.

Yeah, we can hop over and look at those later today. I mean, I can

take this one to the couch, and I can see you later tonight, and we'll go over

these, okay?

That sounds perfect.

Thanks so much, Alex.

Of course, just let me know. We will.

Get comfy.

You really should clear your mind.

Yeah, I know. You're so distracted lately.

One of those reports came in at least.

Mm -hmm.

I've been waiting on those.

Mm -hmm.

I promise I'll make sure my reports come in in a timely fashion.

Oh, well, take all the time you need. I just want your best performance.

I can't take too much time. I like having it out of the way, too.

I just need to clear my head.

I just feel like every time you come in, there's always something.

No, that's not entirely true.

You said it yourself. I'm one of your most consistent players.

I promise I won't fall behind.

Yeah,

I know.

Maybe I just need to go for it.

Ask Penelope out.

Yeah. That would

be such a good idea.

Have you thought about where?

Honestly,

I haven't really put that much thought into it.

What's that?

I said all you got to do is ask her.

I know. Take a shot.

I really should.

Maybe if I take a shot, you know, I won't be as distracted.

I mean, either she says yes or she says no. Either way, you know, I'll have my

answer, right?

I mean, how long have you guys known each other?

Only about a year now. You know, when she first started here.

I know that's not that long, but I don't know.

We get along really well. We seem to connect on a lot of levels.

I see you guys have great conversations.

You guys seem to have a lot in common.

Yeah.

Like I said, we connect on so many levels.

Mm -hmm.

I just... I feel like it's kind of meant to be, you know?

Mm -hmm.

So... I don't know.

I mean, you guys... I don't know.

You guys seem like you would be... I hate to say it, but you guys would be

really... cute couple. You really think so? Yeah.

I mean, you guys would look the same height.

Your eyes with hers would be so good.

Don't you think you guys would look so cute together?

Of course.

I think about it all the time, don't you?

I can't stop thinking about it.

But she's a good worker too. So are you.

Oh, God, you guys as a team, I can only imagine.

Wow, they accomplished a lot. Oh, God, you guys did so much together.

I mean, it kind of takes me back to when I first saw her.

Oh, where did you first see her?

In the office.

Oh, that cute little, that cute little blue shirt. Oh, my God, I know.

It was just like...

You guys are gonna be just like...

This romance, this romance, this love story.

You guys, it's going to be the greatest romance, an office romance. I can see it

now.

You guys will make each other so happy.

You just got to do it. You just got to go out there, see what you want, and

go for it. Just go for it. Yeah, just go for it, right?

Come on.

Eyes on the prize.

Believe me, she'll come to you.

Yeah? Just show her how great you are. You're such a great guy.

Okay.

I'll show her how great I am. Yeah.

I'll show her that exactly.

I mean, I don't know why you just don't tell her one of your funny jokes.

You're so funny.

I am?

Yeah, you make me laugh. all the time.

I'm not really trying to.

Well, I think you're hilarious.

I bet you can make her laugh.

Yeah? Yeah, you can make her do lots of things.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I am kind of funny sometimes.

You have great jokes.

You make Leanna laugh.

You're so helpful.

She's such a sweetheart, too. Yeah.

Well, don't let Peter get in your way, though. I see him. I see him around me

often.

I know.

He's a troublemaker, and all the girls seem to like him. But let me tell you,

Nikki, you have something that these other boys don't. What?

You have tenacity.

You keep going for what you want, and you're going to get it, okay? Just don't

give up, okay?

You have to show her what you really want, you know? You can't just lay

and take it. You really have to get in there and do what you need to do.

I just got to put my clothes out there. Okay.

Get yourself in there. Get in the game, you know? Sometimes you really just got

to get your head in there, you know?

I'm taking my head in there.

I'll have my head back on straight. Very true.

Then I'm sure I'll be able to focus on how it works. Of course.

I mean, once you get back straight, everything will come

easier for you.

You know, you can't be afraid to go for what you want, you know? I know.

You know, sometimes you just have to take initiative.

I guess so.

Initiative is important. You've got to be assertive.

I mean... Every woman loves an assertive man.

He knows what he wants and just does it.

Yeah, and I mean, how is she supposed to know if I don't at least tell her?

Exactly. You have to make your intent known.

You know, or else how is she supposed to know?

Right. Women love communication. Don't forget that.

If you tell us what you like...

We can do it for you.

I mean, it's all about

getting what you want, isn't it?

And she's what you want, right?

She's all I want. That's right.

So let's be honest, Nicky.

If you want her, you should go get her before someone else does.

Okay. Go for it, Nicky. I mean, no one deserves it more than you, right?

You deserve it.

I do? You deserve that.

I deserve it. You totally deserve that. I deserve it.

Say it back to me. I deserve it. I deserve it. I deserve it. Oh, yes, you

You deserve it. I absolutely deserve it. Oh, you deserve everything.

I do. I deserve everything.

Yeah, you're going to get it, aren't you? I'm going to get it. You're going

get it? I'm going to get it. Oh, yeah, get it.

You're going to get it. I'm definitely going to get it. Yes, you're going to

it. Is she going to say yes? Yes, she is. And we're going to be happy. Oh,

you're going to be so happy.

And we're going to have a dog.

Yeah, and a house. Oh, it's so cute. I can see it now.

Oh, yes, you're going to have it.

Yes, you're going to get it. Yes,

go get it. I'm going to get it. Yeah, reach out there and fucking grab it. I'm

going to fucking grab it. Oh, yes, you're going to get it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, yeah, wait.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you're going to give it to me?

I'll give it to her.

Yeah, I'll give it to her.

And I'm going to get it. Oh, yeah, you're going to get it. And her and I

both going to have it.

Everyone's going to get it. We're all going to get it. Oh, everyone's getting

raises. We're going to have it.

We're going to have all of it.

Oh, yes, everybody.

Oh, you're getting raised by

me. I don't know.

What happened to me?

I'll be great.

I'm going to get it.

You're going to get it. Yeah, I'm going to get it. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get

it. I'm going to get the ring. Get it.

Get that.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it.

I'm going to get it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get it. Yeah, I'm going to get

Official HR.

Of course you can. Get into work.

You got this, okay?

I got this.

Now get out there. I'm gonna get it.

Yeah, we'll have all that. Chinese food, all that.

Okay. Cool.

I'll do that.

All right.

Hey, working harder, harder working, Nicky. Oh, you know, just stopping to

the roses. I don't care.

I just got a hot date with the office mamacita, Penelope.

Oh, yeah.

You know her?

A little bit.

Oh, actually, you know what?

She's a little reserved.

It might not be your time. Well, I'm giving her a VIP tour of the pad, if you

know what I mean.

That's great.

Maybe it'll go well?

Probably won't. I don't know why I ask you. You're such a dork.

Anyways, peace, man.

I deserve this.

I've been healthy. Hey.

How's it going?

It's going.

How about you?

It is what it is.

Yeah? Terrible day, too?

Don't even get me started.

What about you?

I feel kind of lost. Every time I, you know, have an idea, it always gets

down. You just gotta keep trying, you know?

What about that really good idea, the Japanese merger?

I don't want to even suppose that, because it's going to get shot down to,

everything. Oh, come on. It's a solid idea.

You just got to keep at it. You got to, you know, as you always tell me, shoot

your shot.

Yeah. I'll do that when you write your book.

That ship fails.

You're not going to write your book anymore?

Honestly,

I have better things to do with my time and nobody wants to read my shit.

Nikki, you need to take your own advice and shoot your shot.

Like, what the hell?

It's just not worth it.

What do you mean it's not worth it?

Who cares about me and my book?

I care.

You have great ideas.

You care. They're paying the bills.

Dean, you've worked so hard. You can't just give up.

I mean, I'm shooting my shot tonight.

Oh, yeah, the date you have with Peter, right? We're just friends, and it's my

way of getting him to talk to me about my idea.

I don't think that's what he thinks, but it doesn't mean you're going on a date

with, like, the biggest tool in the universe. Like, Penelope, he's not just

tool. He's a whole goddamn tool shed.

What I can do to try to, you know, get my, you know, get this going.

You're right. You're right. I mean, my advice, right? Shoot your shot. Yeah.

Pitch it.

See what happens, right?

Yeah. I have to give a pretty good advice.

You do.

Yeah. I mean, good luck with that. Let me know how it goes.

Do you mind actually looking over it for me?

Yeah, of course. I don't mind at all.

Thank you so much. I'll look over it and, uh,

jot down some notes.

Whatever I can do to help.

Help a little bit.

Thank you.

So, you're going to that party later, right?

Yeah. Well, it's pretty much forcing me to go, so... I guess I'll go.

I mean, I heard there's gonna be a lot of cute girls there, so... I don't

care about that.

But, hey.

Maybe if it doesn't go...

See you at the party? Yeah, I'll see you there.

Cool. Bye.

See you tomorrow.