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How was the trip?

Oh, it was good. It was a little long, though.

Where are you from again?

Oh, Houston, Texas. Houston, okay. And how's the weather out there?

It's super hot and humid.

We're not a tribe here.

Oh, not here. We're not the community, but we're so dry here. You're going to

drinking water all day long, I'm telling you. Yeah, I can't drink enough water.

How long have you been here for? It's been 20, 20, 22 years.

Yeah, I never want to be here for the summers, but, I mean, this is when we're

really popular. I mean, people still want to come here to Vegas and check it

out. So, I don't know. You're going to love this place.

Oh, the room looked amazing online.

All the menus you requested.

I fulfilled them.

And you're going to love the room. You have the upstairs room.

Middle room is my favorite. The largest bathroom right there. I mean, it's a

really nice room. I mean, fantastic.

You're good.

Do you care if we take a look? No, let's go. Come on. All right.

Who are you?

What are you doing in the room?

This is my room. I'm staying here.

No, this is definitely my room. I can definitely show you the reservation.

No, I... See?

What?

It looks like they double booked us.

Are you kidding?

No, I'm not.

I don't... What's going on?

I'm pretty sure I had to... I think you need to go. I'm so sorry.

Both of you. I'm really sorry. I actually double booked the room.

After you booked it, I completely forgot to block the room.

Yeah, it's just not acceptable, man.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I don't want this to ruin your trip.

I think you both still have a great time.

Well, I think you need to maybe offer us a discount.

I want to see what I can do. I blew this one, but I want to make it right.

Well, I appreciate hearing that.

Is she upset? I mean... Yeah, I think she's a little upset.

I mean... You're upset? I've shared rooms with strangers before. It's not a

deal, but... Okay, okay. I mean, I don't know that you're going to be inside all

the time, so if you're okay with that, I don't know how you feel right now.

Yeah. I'm sure, like, we could maybe work our schedules out so we're not

the room at the same time.

Okay. I mean, if you share it, I mean, it's probably the worst thing.

You get to know each other and, you know, go out for lunch, dinner.

Definitely, yeah. Is there any good lunch spots around here?

There's a lot of lunch spots. In fact, you know what? I'm going to recommend

to go to my friend's place and lunch is on me.

I appreciate that.

Tell me what else you want to do here.

Yeah, honestly, I mean, like...

what is there to do like what would you recommend shows there's hiking i mean i

know it's hot but i'm sure you both can you know you're both young and going

this nice long yeah i think sounds like a lot of fun definitely right you like

the hike too okay anything outdoors sounds great and uh and uh okay outdoors

right so we also have uh we have the lake here that you can go on the lake

get in the yacht and uh is there enough water for that i heard they were running

out just just go we are we are but Who cares? Okay.

But I really appreciate you both really understanding the double booking. I know

you used to do it. It's just been so busy.

And you're okay? Are you feeling better?

Mistakes happen. It'll be fine.

I wish I had more understanding people.

All right. So it looks like everything's okay.

Downstairs is a binder with everything that you need, Wi -Fi codes.

I do have some refreshments, foods, whatever you need.

And also...

The 18th is already set. Just don't type that.

Okay.

So, I mean, you're going to be all set. It's going to be good. I appreciate it.

I'm going to phone call away. I'm going to text away.

You okay with that? You good?

Yeah, I mean, as long as there's snacks.

Plenty of snacks. There will be plenty to fill up your mouth.

Yeah, I'm sorry. You'll be very, very happy. I promise.

Okay? Okay. All right. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah.

You have a great rest of your day. Thank you. Great to meet you. Thank you.

Great to meet you too, okay? Have fun. See ya.

Got a bunch of buttons on here.

Yeah, I got it.

All right, so Fred tells here like you requested.

Oh, thank you so much. I'll set them right here.

Oh, I love the pattern on these. I heard the door handle, something was wrong

with the handle here. Oh, don't worry. I fixed that. I'm pretty handy. I can

tell. Okay.

Some of your hangers here for your clothes.

Thank you. I didn't bring a lot of clothes, but when I do have, maybe I'll

them. You did a nice job on this.

Yeah, thank you. I really take...

You're looking for work? I'm just kidding.

So, I really like the artwork in this room. Oh, yeah. You did a great job. I

like to make it very lively here. Are you the little bear in this cave?

I am.

I've been known as Maximus the Bear.

Ah, yes. People, people.

There's a few new things around here. Yeah. Let me just tell you. I do, too.

Okay. Such as?

Don't worry. Okay. All right.

Water here.

This is your big bottle of water right here. Thank you. Yeah.

AC, is the temperature okay here? How's the temperature?

A little warm. A little warm?

Yeah.

Austin, what do you think about the temperature?

It's pretty good. Yeah. It's not too bad. You feeling okay?

Yeah. You good right now? Okay.

Trying to think, what else do you need? Anything else?

No, I think we're good. Thank you, though. Okay. We'll go do some work.

Check if you need anything.

Have a good day. All right. Bye -bye.

Let's, uh, look up some restaurants in the area.

Yeah.

I'm really hungry.

Let's see.

Thank God for autographs, man. I know.

Sorry. Show me the results, Lord.

Oh, what about this place?

I don't know. They have a lot of cheese. I'm trying to, like, cut down on my

dairy today.

Okay. Well, you pick something.

You see anything in there you like?

Chicken finger? Fried food?

I don't know. I feel like we could go a little healthier.

You're thinking like breakfast food?

I do really like eggs.

You like eggs?

Yeah. What's your go -to spot usually?

Well... There's a breakfast spot.

Yeah, that's a breakfast spot. Five stars.

Happy again.

Yeah. Is it gluten -free though?

Let's see. Let's look at the menu there. Well, it looks like they have some

gluten -free items.

Thank you. Do you like what they have?

Really picky.

I don't know.

Yeah, I see that.

I don't know. At least it's open 24 hours, so if I change my mind later, we

still go.

That sounds good.

What's that rep track he was recommending earlier? Do you remember?

Yeah, I can't remember what place he's at. I'm not sure.

Sounds like you don't like anything that I'm suggesting.

Well... I mean, you're not suggesting great things.

How about this?

That's gluten -free.

No, I guess it's dairy -free, too.

Yeah,

I'm not really sure. I mean, this doesn't look bad, but...

Yeah, but it doesn't look like they have any gluten -free items, either.

They don't have a gluten -free item, and they don't have anything without

gluten. So why would you suggest that?

why don't you find something that actually fits what you want okay well

trying to be accommodating and like you're not being appreciative of like at

i've given so many recommendations and yeah but your recommendations are bad

well you can't find it on google maybe it just doesn't exist okay

what was the name of the place that you recommended the other

day

It's called After the Darkness.

After the Darkness.

Okay. And you're going to be eating in the dark.

Okay. And I noticed you had a gluten -free allergy or something like that,

right? Yeah, I do have a gluten -free allergy. I don't like wolf's egg.

Yeah. A special menu just for you. Not for you, Austin, but it's just for you.

And you'll be eating in the dark because you want to get the essence of the

smell. Yeah. The aura.

Yeah. And you just want to feel it inside.

Do you feel it right now? Yeah. Do you feel anything right now?

I do.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. But this restaurant is unlike any other.

And that's the one I owe you both.

Awesome. Thank you so much. I just want to clean up here.

Is it looking good?

I mean, it's just a shame that more guys aren't like you. You're so

accommodating. You're so kind. You really care about my needs and wants.

Alright, well, I'll just clean up in the back here. Don't mind me at all.

For sure.

Do you think that we should go to that place?

Yeah, that place looks good.

Are you going to be happy there?

Yeah. I think I'll be alright.

Looks like they had a good man here.

Yeah. I mean, I'm really, I really like the vibe that he's talking about. It

sounds fun.

He said it's in the dark, right?

Yeah, all in the dark.

You don't even have to look at them.

I do like that.

Right?

That's pretty cool.

Very tasty food.

Yeah.

The bottle of wine is for me to you.

Aw, thank you.

Appreciate that. Yeah, it's really sweet.

It's actually a half bottle, so it's just for you.

Oh.

Sorry, Allison.

I'm trying to figure out... I wonder if there's another way we could do that

after... I do love ice cream, but like dairy -free ice cream.

Dairy -free?

No, no, like sorbet or like coconut milk ice cream. I know they have a bunch of

good brands, but like I'm not sure if there's going to be anywhere here.

Where they just have them.

There's

a

couple places but they're closer to here than they are to the actual restaurant.

Click on that place right there.

That place looks good.

How late are they open?

All of their dairy -free options are chocolate, and they don't like

Well, maybe you should find a place that actually has something you like. It

seems like you're really picky.

I'm trying. Look up Sweet Treats. Sweet Treats? Yep, look up Sweet Treats.

Let's see. Sweet Treats.

Yeah, I mean, I think Dessert sounds really good, but I think Sweet Treat

Wilhelm Sorbet?

But I'm not.

Hold on guys.

You may want to cancel dinner plan tonight. Can you hear them?

Yeah, I just found an umbrella.

Huge storm coming up. A storm?

What bad luck.

It's so nice out. It is, but we get these once in a while over here.

I don't recommend you go outside.

I really don't.

Should we order takeout then or something?

Yeah, I think you should do that.

I could have him deliver for you personally.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god, the internet's out.

What?

It's starting. It's about to start.

Yeah. You better call it quick. Yeah.

You better call it quick.

I'll call it for you.

Thanks, man. You okay?

The temperature in here is okay?

Yeah, the temperature is great. I'm trying to keep it clean for you both. I

really appreciate it. Thank you. I appreciate your understanding.

I'll call him, okay?

What are we going to do without ice cream?

I don't know.

I was really looking forward to going to that restaurant you suggested.

Me too.

What do you mean? You can't deliver any?

Why?

No, come on.

I need this one.

You've got to be kidding me.

Your arm's that bad?

Yeah, I see it coming out.

Whatever, talk to the bugger and tell him you want to go there.

Did you work for the media?

Yeah, I, uh, put a little distraction on the food. Oh, I see. But, uh, can't

deliver it because the storm was, uh, really bad. But, uh, it's really good

time, I saw.

Awesome. It's a fireplace.

It is. All vegan.

Ooh.

I made sure to take care of you. I got iced tea, like you requested.

Thank you. I really appreciate that.

So, uh, you should become... No, but... What? Oh, you did say it was vegan?

No, I'm gluten -free. Gluten -free. Oh, okay. Yeah, I forgot to mention I'm

vegan. So I can't eat chicken anymore.

Yeah.

I'll figure something out. Yeah, I think it worked.

I was just, I was worried for her.

Okay.

I did have gluten -free.

Yeah.

See? That doesn't matter.

Anyways, we're going to play some cards.

Remember the game Fish?

Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to play Fish.

Okay. Because, uh...

One of my favorite games.

This is the most popular game here.

I get a big crowd here.

Tonight is not my biggest, but you're my favorite.

Thank you. We'll play like it's your biggest.

You're not, but I'll let you. I'll try.

Okay,

so you all remember Fish, right?

Yes.

Alright, no cheating.

No looking at cards.

Yeah, it looks like you gave me a joker card. I might need to get a different

one here. Okay.

That was even better, but it's all good.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

All right, so I'll start.

All right.

You have a nine diamond.

That was something.

Do you go again or do I go?

I go again, yeah.

I don't remember.

I don't remember because it's my game.

You have a four of clubs.

Let's go fish.

Both of you.

Oh, both of us.

Four of clubs.

Go fish.

Do you have a jack in your hands?

Go fish.

Next? Who's next?

Austin,

go ahead.

Go fish!

Do you have a jack of clubs?

Jack of clubs.

I do.

Yeah, you're doing pretty good at this game. Wow.

You are.

Do you have any eight of hearts?

Let me check here.

Go fifth.

Alright,

my turn.

You ready?

Yeah. Do you have a four of spades?

Go fish.

Yeah,

go ahead.

Do you have a 2 of diamonds? Do you have a 2 of diamonds?

Do you have a 8 of hearts?

You guys are too good at this.

Wow. I got a full pick.

Did you really?

Yeah.

It's not fair.

Oh wow.

Four ages. That's big money.

It's pretty good.

Ah, let's see.

Do you have any, like, kind of hearts?

Yeah. Wow.

Are you a mind reader or what?

I guess I'll do that over here, too.

Let's see.

Jack of diamonds?

Yeah. Wow.

Austin, if I didn't know it, I would think you're cheating. Oh man, I would

never cheat. It's really good.

You are really good.

Are you okay? Are you feeling okay?

No, yeah, I just hate moving.

But you're going to, all the food's coming, you're going to win.

Yeah. Do you have a sheet of art?

What the hell?

Austin. Wow.

Are you just this good or just lucky?

I guess I'm just this good. Do you feel like you're getting lucky right now?

I do.

Really? I've never been this good at this game.

I guess off is that good. Is he good?

Yeah. He's winning.

What a lucky guy.

Three of spades?

Okay.

Hey, are you cheating?

No, I would never cheat. There's no way that you got three in a row from me.

There's no way.

I'm just really lucky. Can I say something?

Yes. It's been very rare.

I swear.

This is bullshit. You're cheating.

I don't know how I'm going to prove it, but I'm going to fucking prove it.

What? I'm going to fake it. Make sure.

Okay. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Let's continue.

I hope this food comes soon. Yeah. I'm getting hungry.

I'd be, um, a king of clubs.

See,

he's not cheating.

It's your turn, Austin.

Hey!

He's cheating.

He's cheating.

I swear I'm not cheating. Swear to God, he's cheating. I just caught him looking

at my card. I didn't see him. I fucking did. You're kind of laughing like you're

making it up.

See, I think you're right. Yeah, there's no way. Are you cheating? No. I

wouldn't cheat.

This is bullshit.

This is bullshit.

I laughed because I can't believe that I didn't see it from the start. I cannot

believe that I couldn't look at his face and knew that he was a fucking cheater

when he walked into the room earlier.

You are so full of shit. I cannot believe it. I swear I'm not cheating.

You're a liar. You're a cheater.

No one deserves your trust and you don't deserve any respect. Can we just calm

down? I mean, this game is supposed to be fun.

I've never had anyone not happy about this game. He's an asshole.

I'm not an asshole.

He cheated and he's lying about it.

I was just playing.

Do you realize you both have to share a room tonight?

I'm letting you know you have to get along.

This is a home of love. You have to swear you're not cheating.

I swear I wasn't cheating.

Incordial. Fine. I won't cheat or I won't look at your card. Do whatever you

want. I am shocked. I am awed. You just knocked out.

It's okay.

Food's coming soon.

Food's coming soon.

You're going to be filled up.

Dude, this is bullshit.

I feel like I'm in a very precarious

situation.

He's mine.

He's mine.

After dinner, I guarantee he's going to make it up to you.

He just has to stay on his side of the room and I will stay on mine.

You like ice cream, right?

Thank you. It has to be gluten -free, though.

It has to be dairy -free, moron. There's not gluten in ice cream.

Well, then is it really ice cream? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Look. He's a moron. He is a moron. I know that.

And I really don't want him in your room, but every room is booked up.

But he's going to finish you off.

I mean, the ice cream is going to finish you off.

There's so much cream with no dairy.

All right, who's turning now?

My turn?

It's your turn?

Yeah. So, do you have a jack of spades?

Jack of spades.

You definitely have to go fish.

Yeah, it's hard.

Yeah. All right.

How are you doing?

I'm glad we're all getting along now.

Feels good, right?

Yeah, but I don't know. How are you feeling?

It is?

Is it my turn? Yeah.

You have an eight of spades.

Eight of spades. Ha ha!

Go fish!

Alright, that's right, fucker.

Alright,

my turn.

You have an eight of spades.

I do?

Yeah.

After that whole little skirmish, I'm just, what happened? Are everyone

You're smiling.

Okay,

do you have a four of diamonds?

Four of diamonds.

Let's see.

Go fish.

Okay, awesome.

You have...

A king of hearts.

Damn it.

Yeah.

There you go again.

I never understand that.

Go ahead again, Austin.

Let's see. Do you have a three of clubs?

He's a cheetah.

He's a cheetah.

But I'm... Look at my card. I know. No more can see him.

You can't even see them. Look, you can't see them. I couldn't see them.

All right, Austin.

Try again.

Let's see. I'm going to ask her.

Do you have a jack of hearts?

I'm hungry.

I need to eat.

And nothing vegan is supposed to chew up.

That's okay.

You can have the ice cream later.

I don't know. I don't want to share.

You don't want to share?

I don't want to share.

Do you have a king of clubs?

King of clubs.

Definitely go fish. Go fishing.

That's right.

Fisher.

Do you have an eighth of heart?

I don't go fishing.

Okay, my turn.

All right, you have a two of clubs.

Oh, I do.

Love it.

Love this game.

It's really unfair.

Okay, whose turn?

I think it's yours. You just got a card. You're right. Okay.

You have, Austin, a three of clubs.

I do.

All right, my turn again? Mm -hmm.

Okay. You have a two of diamonds.

God damn it.

Looks like Austin's rubbing off on me.

Maybe he's cheating.

He might be. I don't know.

As the owner of this place, I cannot be considered a cheater.

Ever.

All right.

Austin, do you have an eight of spades?

Nope. Go fish.

Okay, your turn, Austin.

Do you have any threes?

God darn it.

There you go again.

Alright.

Go again.

Do you have a queen of hearts?

Queen of hearts.

It's like he just reads right through the cards, huh? Seriously, it's really

uncanny at this point.

It is.

I'm just lucky. I'm telling you guys.

I feel like you're very lucky.

Hmm.

Do you have an ace of hearts?

No, I don't. Go fish.

See? I was cheating. I would have gotten another card. That's right. That's

right. Are you all going to find out this is a good time, right? Yeah, that's

okay. Right? I mean, aren't you glad you booked in here? Yeah.

I mean, what host did I see?

plays games with their guests. Yeah.

But I like to look at my guests more like friends.

Oh, I appreciate that. You're my friend.

You're the friend as well. You're great.

Thank you.

Thank you. You have a ten of spades.

A ten of spades?

Right.

You are so close.

It's your turn. My turn, okay.

So, you have a five of spades.

Oh, you do?

Love it.

Okay,

close to a winner, huh?

Okay, Austin, you have a king of spades.

Ah, let's see.

Go fish?

It's your turn. Let's see.

Do you have an ace of spades?

Me? Okay.

Go again, Austin.

Let's see.

No cheating here, okay, Austin?

Do you have the king of spades?

Do you have a 10 of clubs?

Keep on fishing.

Your turn.

My turn, okay.

Let's go with... Let me think, I'm running out of options here.

Can we...

Can I get a pixel space, please?

I'm catching up to you.

I'm catching up.

I think the goal is to try to get more groups of four, though, isn't it? Yeah,

you're right.

You're right.

Okay, awesome. Here we go. I need a three apart right now.

I do have a three apart.

You do?

Yeah. Here we go.

I'm getting so close to the one. You have a two of diamonds.

Go fish.

Okay. Go ahead.

Do you have an eight of hearts?

Me? Oh, I do.

Oh, wow. Yes.

Feedback, huh?

Yes. Very good.

Do you have an eight of spades?

Go fish.

Alright Austin, your turn.

Well, I know he's got some apes. So I'll take all those.

Wow.

Look at that.

That's a great guess if I ever threw him one.

Do you have a jack of diamonds?

Another one. He gets on a roll, doesn't he? Wow.

Look at that.

That's another pair.

How many more to... How many more? How close are you?

I just want to... Are you getting close?

Getting close.

Let's see.

At winning?

Yeah. I don't know.

Let's see. Just... How many? Five?

I think we need to move. I really, I think you're cheating.

I really think you're cheating.

You're sitting all the way over there. How am I supposed to see your cards?

No, we need to work.

That's true. I don't believe you.

That's a good point.

All right.

You just don't believe it. You're not.

You're proving yourself to be really untrustworthy.

And I just don't.

There's something about you. I don't believe you.

But yet there's something that is likeable about it. Don't you think?

No, not really.

Nothing at all?

I don't find it very much. Nothing comes to your mind?

Mm -hmm.

Really? Mm -hmm. Wow.

Pretty friendly.

Okay, Austin, do it up again.

Do you have, uh, six of spades?

This guy.

It doesn't matter.

He's just... He's just money.

You know, can we just let her go?

All right,

I'll get her out here.

Okay, go ahead.

Do you have an ace of hearts?

No, go fish.

Can you give me a card? Thank you. You're welcome.

Okay, my turn.

This is for... This is for anybody.

Do you have a queen or diamond?

That is so fucked up.

Oh, yeah?

Give me that.

I can't cheat.

I'm so far, okay?

and the host never cheats remember that yeah whatever man so now let

me try again and i get a 10 of diamonds

all right back to

you austin do you have a six of hearts

Who's turn next?

Oh, guess what?

Food. Finally. Finally. All right.

I'm going to go and get the food. I'm going to check out and make sure the

is ready.

So you can play amongst yourselves.

Hold on.

Thank God he's gone. Can you finally just fucking hug me?

Yeah.

I love the way you're stretching me out.

All the way fucking in.

So good.

Well, you cheated, but I think I won that game.