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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,960 Jazz is dead, bruv. No one wants a brass band. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,320 Jazz quartet. What do you know, you can't even turn up to rehearsals 00:00:16,040 Er, I was helping my grandmother. She had a fall. 4 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,200 You do know we performed at both of your grandmothers' funerals. 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,120 Yeah, and we also had walkouts. At a funeral. 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,240 Whiplash, talk to your brother, please. We could replace him. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,080 I know a sick trumpet player, and he can get us paid gigs. 8 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,240 He just got out of prison but he's nice. We just won't be able to 00:01:52,000 It's not just a piss-filled lift in a run-down block of flats? 34 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,120 He says "nah". 35 00:01:56,160 --> 00:02:00,400 And he's not thought about using this time machine to improve his own 00:02:04,320 Like... maybe going back to a time when he was less addicted to heroin? 37 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,640 He says "sometimes". Sometimes? Mm-hm. 38 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,840 Well, in we pop. 39 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,040 Into the shit DeLorean. 40 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,920 Actually, this is disgusting. 41 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,920 This better be chocolate. 42 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,720 Yes, all right! 43 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,120 Horace, move! This is so lame. 44 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,200 Oh! Hey, guys. Depending on what year we go back to, 45 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,440 remember, Snickers will be called Marathon, 46 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,160 and Starburst will be called Opal Fruits. Thank you. 47 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,320 OK, I'm really not liking this now. 48 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,360 Bruv, you gotta stop whining. 49 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,800 Oh, my God. 50 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,120 Oh, yeah, we've travelled two floors vertically. 51 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,480 Hm. Science. 52 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,160 Bruv, I beg you, shut up. Wagwan, Jason? 53 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,280 Wagwan, big man? 54 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,040 What? The lift broken, yeah? 55 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,760 It does that sometimes, still... 56 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:16,240 So, you not gonna introduce me to your brethren, nah? 57 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,400 Everyone, this is Curtis. Hiya. 58 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,840 Knowing Jason, and judging by your facial expression, 59 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,400 I'm guessing Jason slept with your girlfriend? 60 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,440 Fiancee. 61 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,920 Close enough. 62 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,480 Right, shall we leave you two to it? What, you're not gonna< 63 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,280 I just wanna talk, fam. See? He just wants to talk. 64 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:41,160 He doesn't just wanna talk, fam. Yeah, I don't just wanna talk, fam. 65 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,480 Hey, blud, I'm gonna kill you, you know! I'm gonna find you, bruv! 66 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,400 I swear! Dickhead! 67 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,880 What's the matter with you? 68 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,160 What was I supposed to do, not sleep with her? 69 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,400 Have you seen Eleasha? Firstly, I have. She looks like a foot. 70 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,520 Secondly, his wife to be. Really? 71 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,960 Look, I know I messed up! I'm sorry, all right, but I love her. 72 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,280 What about the girl from Claire's Accessories? 73 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,040 I love her, too. Yeah? What's her name? 74 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,680 Look, I know what this might sound like, 75 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,120 but I do actually think her name is Claire. 76 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,360 Guys? And your actual girlfriend T'Shana? 77 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,080 She too is the love of my life. 78 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,280 Guys? Where's Homeless Pete? Guys, what the hell is that? 00:04:28,680 What the fuck? 80 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,880 Welcome to Jurassic Park. 81 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,720 Who would've thought a guy who shits in bins is a Time Lord? 82 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,520 So, is this, like, slavery times? 83 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,680 Nah, it must be later. How do you know? 84 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,760 It looks more Downton than Django. 85 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,800 All right, let's just stick together and avoid any plantations. 86 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,600 Imagine all the things we could do? 87 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,040 Invest in stocks and shares and get filthy rich in the present day. 88 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,960 I was gonna say burn a witch, but we could do that. Yeah, we could do 00:05:43,400 We can't just go venturing out. It doesn't matter what time we're in, 90 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,280 any time before the mid '80s isn't good for black people. 91 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,320 Bruv, how can you not wanna explore? We owe it to ourselves. 92 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,440 People like us never get to time travel. 93 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:56,120 It's what white people do. Like... skiing, or brunch. 94 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,680 Anyone got a fiver? I'm gonna buy a house. 95 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,560 Fuck! 96 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,480 Look at you perving at all the ye olde ladies. 97 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,120 I'm just appreciating when women dressed like women, 98 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,160 and not like 12-year-old school boys. 99 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,160 That reminds me, I must buy some black pudding. 100 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,840 Would it mess with the future if I smacked that woman in the face 00:06:36,800 That's not even specific to time travel. 107 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,840 "Don't impregnate, get impregnated. 108 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,600 "Don't touch any animals. Have fun and try to blend in." 109 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,360 Try to blend in? 110 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,280 Am I the only one noticing that? 111 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,040 All right? 112 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,880 Why we in a suit shop? Because I didn't see a Foot Locker. 00:07:14,120 MAN:: Good afternoon. 114 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,120 How may I eat you... help you, help you? 115 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,160 I'll just get the cannibal... Manager! 116 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,400 I will just eat the manager. 117 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,760 She's all right. 118 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,200 Going by the day's events, don't you think you have enough girlfriends? 119 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,840 All right, then, you go talk to her. Obviously, I can't. Why not? 120 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,320 Because she's about 90 years older than me. 121 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,600 What? Yes. I could go outside, and, yes, I could chat her up. 122 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,800 But what if I fell for her and she for I? 123 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,880 And we had this whirlwind love affair 124 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,360 where we couldn't be without one another. 125 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,840 And at the peak of everything, she decides to come back with me to 00:08:07,000 And I would have the girl of my dreams as an old woman... 129 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,920 ..dying in my arms. 130 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,200 Bruv, I just said to get her phone number. 131 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,200 Hello. 132 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,480 Hello. Hello. 133 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,520 Hail thee! Good morrow. How doth thou? 134 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,360 All right? Ask them. 135 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,960 Ask them! Yes, very well, Ralph. Ask us what? 136 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,120 We were just wondering - Yes, Ralph! Are you a jazz band? 137 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,800 What makes you think we're a jazz band? Quartet. 138 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,960 Well, four coloured chaps in London. What else could you be? 139 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,960 You're also carrying instruments. Oh, so you are. 140 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,640 Now, call it fate, but Ralph and I are hosting a sick-makingly glorious 00:08:45,080 We're twins! 142 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,040 Non-identical. I was born first. 143 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,360 So, Victoria and I are having a party - Yes, Ralph! 144 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,040 And Daddy promised us a negro jazz band. 145 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,760 You really shouldn't use that word. Oh, sorry. 146 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,440 A negro jazz quartet. Quite a shame, the band we hired cancel 147 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,680 One of the poor fellows got polio. 148 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,080 Typical, isn't it? All bad things seem to happen to me. 149 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,640 How much we talking? You'll be paid fabulously. 150 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,000 So, please, please, say you're a jazz quartet. 151 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,640 We are a jazz quartet. 152 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:16,640 Sorry, we'd love to, but, unfortunately, we've got to get 153 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,960 We'll be there. Wondrous! 154 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,960 It is rather a formal affair. 155 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:26,560 Yes, so no curious native trousers or spongy foot sheaths. 156 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,200 I can't wait. 157 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,520 Please don't let us down, otherwise Ralph and I will howl with shame 158 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,080 and take our lives in a tragic double suicide. 159 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,760 See you chaps later. 160 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,200 Fare thee well! Chaps. 161 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:53,160 OK, look, all I'm saying is that when people time travel, 162 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,920 it's to prevent a natural disaster or to save mankind from extinction, 163 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,240 not to perform as a negro jazz quartet. 164 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,160 You are shitting me. This is what you wanted. A paid gig. 165 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,040 There's one other jazz band, and they've got The Plague. 166 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,520 Polio. Whatever. Point is, he's gonna die. How amazing is th 167 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:13,280 I don't know how else to reiterate that we should just go back to 00:10:58,720 Good luck performing without lead trumpet. 185 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,520 Let us know when you get home safe, yeah? 186 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,000 WhatsApp's not working, but hopefully normal texts are going 00:11:53,440 Oh, what is the code? 195 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,240 Homeless Pete? Oh, thank God! I could bloody kiss you! 196 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,520 I won't cos I think I've got a cold coming on, 197 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,520 and, erm, well, you're a tramp. 198 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,080 Look, I need the code to get home, 199 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,200 so what I need from you is for you... 200 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,920 Homeless Pete, where the... Homeless Pete! 201 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,960 Pete! 202 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,360 Excuse me, are you John Logie Baird? Aye, that's me. 203 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,320 OK... 204 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,480 OK, I know this sounds weird, 205 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,960 but I think I've been led here for a reason. 206 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,320 I was chasing this mystical tramp, 207 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,400 and then seeing you, 208 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:51,800 and knowing who you are, because, well, I was really good at History. 209 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,360 I got a "B". 210 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,600 Anyway, I know you invented the television... Well, you will. 211 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,800 Who told you that? 212 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,960 I know you will invent the television because... 213 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,920 ..I'm from the future. 214 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,400 I'm from the future and I need you to help me get back. 215 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,840 Right. Well, you'd best come in, then. 216 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,200 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 217 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,120 Ah, you're welcome. In you come. 218 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,760 Drink! Drink! Drink! 219 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,200 Someone's got an admirer. What? 220 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,920 I'm guessing he's gonna be pretty pissed off when he finds out you're a girl. 221 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,800 I'm guessing Victoria's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out 00:13:58,040 I don't think Ralph's her nan. 225 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,040 Hm. Homeless Pete says you never know. 226 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,920 Cheerio, I'm a cockney, 227 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,680 God bless you all, fine gentlemen. 228 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,520 I'm joking, that's not my real accent. 229 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,720 I'm so pleased you made it. 230 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,560 Look at you chaps all dressed up. Where's the tall, drippy one? 231 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,280 He's on his way. Are you sure? 232 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,200 I shall be skull-crushingly angry if I don't get my jazz. 233 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,800 A toast! 234 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,840 Hurrah to us, to you, 235 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,960 and to a bloody marvellous evening! 236 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,240 Oh, God, I love fun! 237 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,880 We're gonna hear the best jazz of all time! 238 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,360 Who wants some cocaine? Yay! 239 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,880 Nick's OK, right? 240 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,920 Yeah. Yeah. He's fine. 241 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,680 Please! I don't know what you're talking about! 242 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,880 Who sent you? No-one! 243 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,920 I told you, I'm from the future. 244 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,640 Just reach into my pocket. 245 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,280 My driving licence has my date of birth on it. 246 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,920 No, wait. I must've left it in my jeans. 247 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,360 Your what? Jeans. 248 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,600 They're like trousers, but fashioned from a cotton twill 249 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,080 Yes! Yes! That's a telephone, from the future! 250 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,880 I mean, that not the latest model, I need an upgrade, 251 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,800 but it's like a TV but small and... 252 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,720 Shh. 253 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,840 I am sick of them Englishmen coming round here trying to steal my ideas. 254 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,320 Only this time, they sent one of their exotic minions 255 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:34,520 to get his chocolatey fingers on my inventions. 256 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,200 Chocolatey fingers... No! 257 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,000 I'm going to be needing some answers, laddie. 258 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,560 Right now! 259 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,560 Ah, pish. 260 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,800 Refill! 261 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,280 Chocolatey fingers... 262 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,880 Chocolatey fingers... 263 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,080 Chocolatey fingers! 264 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,840 Shit. Shit, shit! Run, run. 265 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,680 Shit. 266 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,320 Run, run, as fast as you can 267 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,320 You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread Man 268 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,040 Don't be dead, don't be dead, don't be dead, don't be dead. 269 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,480 Shit, I've killed telly, I've killed telly. 270 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,640 Sorry. 271 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,200 We want jazz! We want jazz! 272 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,040 You said he'd be back. 273 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,000 Maybe he's gone black to the future. 274 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,640 It's a Back To The Future joke. Yeah, I got that. 275 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,560 He wouldn't have got back in that time machine by himself. 276 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,480 So, where is he? What if he's dead? He's not dead. 277 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,440 Could he be? 278 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,800 Look, Ralph and I gifted each other these shoes. 279 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,160 They make a sound when we dance. 280 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,080 Look! 281 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,640 Look! 282 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,120 I'm running! 283 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,480 Do come on. We're terribly tired of waiting. 284 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,640 We want jazz! Now! 285 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,240 Jazz! Jazz! Jazz! 286 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,520 Right, chocolate fingers. 287 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,320 OK, all right. 288 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,640 Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate... 289 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,520 Oh, fuck! All right. 290 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,720 Oh! Chocolate! 291 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,760 OK! 292 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,760 That's not chocolate. 293 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,280 OK. All right. That one. That one... 294 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,760 Please... 295 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,560 Oh! Oh! 296 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,080 Yes! 297 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,160 Hello... Hi. 298 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,000 What's that chap saying? We can't hear you, man. 299 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,080 Hello, everyone. 300 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,760 I know you all came to hear our jazz quartet play tonight. 301 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,200 Unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. 302 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,280 We're basically missing our trumpet player. 303 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,800 He might be dead. 304 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:50,680 And it's weird, because the last thing he said to us was, good luck performing without me. 305 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,320 Excuse me. And in a way he was right. 306 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,240 It's like we've got a limb missing. 307 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,400 What are we without him? 308 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,520 What is a quartet without its fourth member? 309 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,720 It's a trio. 310 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,680 Thank you for coming out tonight! We are The Wu-Tang Clan! 311 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,840 One, two, one, two, three. Wait, wait, wait! 312 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,280 He's alive. 313 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,040 So, what, you were just gonna perform without me? 314 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,040 Bruv, I wanted to look for you, but... 315 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,320 Even though you thought I might be dead? 316 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,720 Paid gig. 317 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,680 Jazz! Jazz! Jazz! 318 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,680 Just play the goddamn jazz! 319 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,320 Hello, 1920s London! 320 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,280 One, two, three, uh! 321 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,440 My baby don't mess around 322 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,600 Because she loves me so and this I know for sure 323 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,640 Uh, but does she really wanna 324 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,960 But can't stand to see me walk out the door 325 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,760 Hey ya! 326 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,680 Hey ya! 327 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:15,040 Hey ya! 328 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,400 Hey ya! 329 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,880 OK, shake it, sh-shake it 330 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,560 Shake it, sh-shake it shake it, sh-shake it 331 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,480 Shake it like a polaroid picture 332 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,720 Hey ya! 333 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:36,000 Such a giddy-making delight of a night, all thanks to you 334 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,400 Now, who would like a dance with the birthday girl? 335 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,080 I thought you'd never ask. 336 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,840 And what about the birthday boy? 337 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,520 Oh, I'm not... 338 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,440 No, I don't... 339 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,520 Oh, no, I was talking to that... This one... 340 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,360 Particular one of you. 341 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,120 Would you? 342 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,640 Yeah, go on, then. 343 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,000 Are you wearing tap shoes? 344 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,040 Yes, aren't they wizard! 345 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,200 All right? 346 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,840 Yeah. Yeah, it's just time travel, 347 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,920 Victoria and Ralph needing a band, 348 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,240 having the perfect sound for the perfect gig. 349 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,280 Fate. 350 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,080 I guess it's a real thing. Maybe. 351 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,600 Maybe we've not gone back in time. 352 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,560 Maybe we're part of an overlapping multiple universe 353 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,960 and now is just a parallel version of where we're meant to be. 354 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,400 Maybe. 355 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,520 If we leave now, we could still get home for Newsnight. 356 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,720 Well, I don't see any reason for us to leave just yet. 357 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,360 What you sayin'? 358 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,880 Subtitles by Deluxe 359 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:14,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27849