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"M2E Releases"
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You know...
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you think that when you get old,
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you'll pass on all your junk to your kids,
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and it'll become their problem
to deal with
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when you're gone.
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Guess what?
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I never had any kids.
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And I've got a whole lot of junk.
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Morning.
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- Hi.
-Can I help with anything?
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-You want anything?
-Thank you. Just looking.
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So, here I am.
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I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay.
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You can have this, look.
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-That's 15.
-Yeah, thanks.
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Got that? Thirty-five.
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I just love estate sales.
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You know, 'cause they, like,
give you a glimpse into a person's life.
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Eighty-three fifty.
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Did you know the owner?
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-I did.
-How did she die?
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Cancer.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Who was she?
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Nice choice.
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Thank you very much.
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I have lived
in this same apartment for 46 years.
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Ugh!
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-I don't know where the years have gone.
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Oh, my God.
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Ah, my mom.
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She used to say that we don't die.
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We live on through the memories
we leave behind.
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Goodbye.
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I guess this is it for me.
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Hi, Martha.
This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office.
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You missed your appointment this morning.
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- I'd like to cancel, actually.
-Ugh...
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No, I mean, what I'm saying is
I'd like to cancel all my appointments.
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But your chemo starts next week.
You should really just speak with her.
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No, Lindsey!
I'm not doing the treatment.
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Come on!
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What? Oh, c-- Anytime!
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Sorry, but yeah.
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Okay, go on by!
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Go ahead!
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Really? Wow.
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Hi!
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Hey there!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, hi there!
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Hello!
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Oh!
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Oh, shoot.
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You like that one?
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Yeah, I'll take it.
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Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha!
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Huh? Oh.
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I'm Vicki.
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-This is Gayle and Barbara.
-Hey!
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-Hello!
-We are the welcoming committee.
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And this is for you.
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Oh. Oh! Ah!
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-I'm sorry!
-Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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-That's fine. Don't worry about it.
-You got it.
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-Anyway...
-Just a little southern hospitality.
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Now, what brings you to Sun Springs?
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Oh, I'm just here to die.
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Well, I think we can aim
a little bit higher than that.
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Let's get started with the tour.
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-Uh-huh.
-What do you mean, the tour?
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-You're official!
-Wait, whoa.
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-Yeah, let's go.
-You gotta protect that pretty skin.
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-Oh, yeah.
-If you're gonna tackle this one.
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- So sorry.
-We'll put that in your front yard.
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All right, put your hands up!
Come on, don't be lazy!
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We've got everything you could ever need.
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We've got three golf courses,
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two bowling alleys,
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oh, an indoor pool,
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and the outdoor pool.
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-The works.
-Yeah.
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I always say,
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if you are bored in Sun Springs,
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you just need to be watered.
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-It's true.
-Yeah.
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-She always says that.
-She does.
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Let's move on.
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All our residents are required to join
at least one club.
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Oh.
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Now, there are over 100 of 'em.
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In the unlikely event that you can't find
the right club for you,
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-fun fact!
-What?
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You can start your own!
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Gayle and I started a club
called the Southern Belles.
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Oh, is that a fact, Vicki?
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I'm not allowed to join.
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It's called the Southern Belles.
It's not called the Wisconsin Belles.
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I don't know how many times
I have to explain that to you.
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Oh, and the biggest event of the year
is the Senior Showcase.
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-Oh.
-Oh, my God!
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Really?
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All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage.
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The whole community
comes out to watch. It's a real hoot.
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You're gonna love it, Martha.
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Well, I mean, I'll, uh...
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Obviously, I will be sure
and check my calendar.
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-Great.
-But if you'll excuse me, ladies,
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I just want to say thanks for the tour.
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I should get going, though.
I really should--
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Wait. No, you haven't done
your safety training.
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My what?
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Safety training.
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Uh-huh.
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As Chief of Security,
it's my job to keep our residents safe.
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I run a team of highly trained volunteers,
just like Dorris here.
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Say hi, Dorris.
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-Hi!
-Hello, Dorris.
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All tips are anonymous.
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So if you see something, say something.
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Like what?
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Overgrown hedges.
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Excessive lawn ornamentation.
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If someone has their Christmas lights on
past New Years, that's a big one.
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Very big.
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Well, are you authorized
to use deadly force?
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Excuse me?
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Well, let's just say it's July
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and my neighbor hasn't taken down
his Christmas lights.
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Are you gonna have the guts
to do what it takes?
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Well...
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mostly we just issue citations.
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I'm glad you find this so amusing!
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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-Hi! Moving in?
-Oh. Yeah.
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I was hoping you'd be a man.
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Excuse me?
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Did you know single women outlive
single men by almost ten years?
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And Lord knows there's not enough
erections around here as it is.
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Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh? Wow.
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I'm Sheryl.
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-Sheryl.
-I live next door.
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-Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you.
-Hey, you don't play poker, do you?
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Because I run a weekly game,
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and we could sure use another player.
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It's all very hush-hush because
gambling's not allowed around here,
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like most things that are worthwhile.
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You should drop by tonight
and say hi to the guys.
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God, you know, it's been a very...
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Look, it's a long day for me.
I just moved in, and...
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But thanks,
I really appreciate what you're...
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-The invitation's sweet.
-I get it.
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It's really nice.
Thanks so much for coming by.
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- See ya.
- Great.
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Ugh, God. Bye!
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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That's it.
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- Okay.
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Let's go. Move it.
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- I'll play! You want one or two?
- Hey!
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Oh, God damn it.
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Hello?
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Oh, God.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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We'll send somebody right over.
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Hey, Chief.
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What is it, Dorris?
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Well, we got a 314 in progress
over there on Pleasant Valley Drive.
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Somebody's getting raped?
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Well, now...
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Mmm...
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What's a noise complaint?
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That's a 315.
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Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one.
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Let's go, let's go!
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Come on.
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-Oh!
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Oh.
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Hey! You didn't call the cops on me,
did you?
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Because if there's a problem,
I hope you can just come straight to me.
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Well, of course.
I mean, the same goes for you.
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Good. We need somewhere to hide.
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-We?
-Come on, guys.
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I'm sorry, but...
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- This'll work! Over here!
- I'll set this up.
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- Well, I--
-Howdy!
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-Ma'am.
-Hello.
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- Get this out the way.
- Hey, Martha.
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- Mm-hmm.
-You want a beer?
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Uh, no, no. Thanks so much.
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- Let's do it! Here we go!
- Okay, let's go.
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Oh, snacks!
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Mm-hmm. There you go.
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Sorry about the intrusion.
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No, that's fine.
That's absolutely fine.
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I really love having strange men
in my house at all hours of the night.
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But who is that?
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Oh, that's, uh, Ben.
He's Sheryl's gardener.
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- Really?
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- God.
- Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, thank you.
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-All right.
-All right. Come on. Ante up now.
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- What is this?
- No, that's rubbish.
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Oh.
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-Evening, ma'am.
-Evening.
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I just wanted to follow up on your call.
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Oh, well, don't worry.
Everything's absolutely fine now.
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-No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not.
-Huh?
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It's never that quiet over there.
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I didn't see anyone in the house,
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but there were clear signs of subterfuge.
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Subterfuge?
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Yes, ma'am.
It's like chicanery or evasion.
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I just want you to know
that Dorris and I will be on stake-out.
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- Mm-hmm.
-Thank you. All right, bye.
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- That's for me, Hank.
- All right.
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Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl.
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Hey, Martha!
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You want a beer?
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- You wanna play? We're raising.
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Good night, everyone.
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- Bye now.
-We'll whisper.
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-Pay up, boys!
-Just shut up!
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God, I can't take it.
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- Hey!
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-Hey there!
-Oh, whoa!
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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-Yeah, hi, hello.
-Hey.
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I wanna take you to lunch.
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-That isn't really necessary.
-To say thank you for last night.
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-Whoa! What a night, right?
-Come on, I don't take no for an answer!
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I gathered that.
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I bet you haven't got other plans.
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-Okay, fine.
-Then hop in.
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-Hop in. We'll be late.
-I got it. I'll get in right now.
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-This'll be...
-I promise you'll love it.
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So what brings you
to Sun Springs?
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Well, I heard really good things
about the Southern Belles.
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- The Southern Belles.
-Yeah.
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Gimme a break.
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Bunch of mean, old gals
and their stupid club.
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- Sheryl!
-Hi!
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Good to see ya!
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Hey.
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What clubs do you belong to?
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Well, I just turn up,
pretend I'm interested,
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and eat all the free food.
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Will we be seeing you perform
at the Senior Showcase
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I've heard so much about?
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Oh, no.
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My only talents are poker and poking.
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Poker and poking?
260
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,380
Where are you taking me?
261
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,255
The real perk about this place...
262
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,755
is that people are constantly dying.
263
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,963
They list all the funerals in the papers,
264
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546
and there's always tons of free food.
265
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,921
-Here, put this in your purse.
-No, no, no, no. No.
266
00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:51,171
Put it in your own purse, okay?
Thanks.
267
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:52,963
Well, mine's already full.
Just shove it in.
268
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,005
-No, I don't really want to.
-Oh, okay.
269
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,630
Shall we go pay our respects?
270
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,463
-Okay, I'm outta here.
-Do you want to have a drink?
271
00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,880
No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
I'm outta here.
272
00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,838
Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl!
273
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046
We're going to bingo
and we'd love for you to join us.
274
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,588
There's some great prizes!
275
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,421
Listen, I'm sorry
276
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,255
about taking you to that wake.
277
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,671
I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry.
278
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,671
It was...
279
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,588
Anyway,
280
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,171
give me a call, would you?
281
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,505
I haven't seen you.
282
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,880
I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun.
283
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:57,171
Oh, hi, Martha.
I was hoping you'd pick up.
284
00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,046
We're going bowling
and we'd love you to join us.
285
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,088
I can teach you.
286
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,005
It's simple. It's all in the wrist.
287
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,796
So give a call, why don't you?
288
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046
Bye!
289
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,213
Oh.
290
00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:17,421
Oh.
291
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671
I'm Tim Nichols.
292
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255
Now, death can be expensive.
293
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505
There's the embalming, the caskets,
294
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,713
the flowers,
the funeral and cemetery fees,
295
00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421
just to name a few.
296
00:17:31,838 --> 00:17:34,963
If you ever wondered
if there's a better way,
297
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,171
well, now there is.
298
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796
Send your loved one off in style
by sending their ashes up
299
00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:45,755
in one of our custom-made
funeral fireworks.
300
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005
I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it.
301
00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505
What?
302
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,463
What?
303
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630
Oh, my God, what is this?
304
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,088
What the hell are you doing?!
305
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421
What am I doing?
306
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,338
Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar!
307
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,588
You haven't been out of this place
for days!
308
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546
I thought you'd slipped in the shower
or something.
309
00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,588
I was worried the cats
were getting at you.
310
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796
I don't have cats.
311
00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:40,713
Jesus Christ!
312
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171
-You could've killed me with that thing!
-I know.
313
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796
Who are you?
314
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:46,338
Let's have some wine.
315
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,588
-Come on, let's sit down.
-Oh!
316
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880
Okay, yeah.
317
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,838
Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
318
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:56,005
I'm really sorry
about being such a bitch at the wake.
319
00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,380
I was mad about something else,
and, you know,
320
00:18:58,463 --> 00:19:01,796
I shouldn't have
taken it out on you, and...
321
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755
No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do.
322
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:08,088
You're a grown-ass woman.
You can do whatever you want.
323
00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005
Yeah.
324
00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421
What's this?
325
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,088
Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk.
326
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296
You were a cheerleader?
327
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,838
Oh, aren't you full of surprises?
328
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,213
Ms. Pep Squad.
329
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130
Queen of the campus.
330
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,338
Yeah, in another life,
I guess you'd call it.
331
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380
I used to just come running home
so that I could practice all afternoon,
332
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:34,171
and it drove my mom totally crazy.
333
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005
That's how bad I wanted it.
334
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,338
Yeah.
335
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:40,963
And I tried out three times
and I never made the cut.
336
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046
But get this.
337
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,963
Finally, in my senior year,
338
00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005
I made the varsity squad.
339
00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,255
Better late than never!
340
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah. On the day before our first game...
341
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:56,796
I found out
that my mother was very sick, so...
342
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,963
I, uh...
343
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,463
I quit the team, you know,
started to take care of her.
344
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171
Man, you know. Oh, my God. I...
345
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255
You know, I never...
346
00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:13,255
I never did perform.
347
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546
- Oh.
-No, that's...
348
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546
Maybe you should give it another shot.
349
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,338
Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
have an opening, right?
350
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880
Yeah.
351
00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,088
-You know what?
-What?
352
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,213
I really love this.
353
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380
- Mm-hmm.
-I think it's kinda... sexy.
354
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255
Don't you think?
355
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:34,338
Uh, hey...
356
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,338
Could I borrow this?
357
00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,588
-No.
358
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880
No, I can't?
359
00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:40,880
-No, of course you can!
360
00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:44,505
'Cause I'm taking pictures
for my Jdate profile.
361
00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,005
I didn't know you were Jewish.
362
00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130
Oh, I'm not.
363
00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005
Hey.
364
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
I'm glad you're not cat food.
365
00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,963
Yeah, thanks.
366
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296
-See ya.
-Yeah, see you.
367
00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:47,963
Hello?
368
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:50,755
-Hello?
-Hey. Shh.
369
00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:51,755
Sheryl's not here.
370
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,338
Who are you anyway? I mean...
371
00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,088
And don't give me that nonsense
about being the gardener--
372
00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,213
I live here. They don't let anyone
under 55 live here,
373
00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171
so I gotta keep a low profile.
374
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,088
Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young,
does she, huh?
375
00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171
What?
376
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,088
Oh.
377
00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,588
-What?
-Sheryl is my-- my grandma.
378
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505
Oh.
379
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,088
Yeah.
380
00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:14,296
And where is she anyway, huh?
381
00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921
She substitute teaches at my school
382
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,463
when she needs the extra cash,
so she's down there.
383
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,588
Sheryl's a teacher?
384
00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,963
If you can call it that.
I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.
385
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,338
It's kinda humiliating.
386
00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,130
Miss Ferris is away sick,
so we'll be watching a movie.
387
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,588
-Yes?
-What's the movie?
388
00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,588
It's an educational video
389
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,588
about the dangers of STDs.
390
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,713
Are you even qualified to be teaching us?
391
00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,088
What's your name?
392
00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005
Chloe.
393
00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,463
Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia
has surprisingly low standards
394
00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171
for substitute teachers.
395
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755
If you've got a problem with that,
396
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171
you take it up with your congressman.
397
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421
Okay, but we're supposed to be studying
Romeo and Juliet.
398
00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,963
Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.
399
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,588
So you wanna have sex?
400
00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:05,505
You should know
what's up before getting down.
401
00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:21,213
And one, two, three, four...
402
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296
So you're a teacher, huh?
403
00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:27,713
Well, I like to think of myself
as more of a life coach.
404
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,713
I was a teacher.
405
00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630
-Yeah?
-Yes, yes.
406
00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,005
Do you ever miss it?
407
00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380
Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours
were long and the pay was ridiculous,
408
00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,588
but yeah, I guess I...
409
00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,088
I guess miss it.
410
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,880
So, what are you doing here?
411
00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421
I have an announcement to make.
412
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,213
We're starting a cheerleading club
at Sun Springs.
413
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755
Is that the set-up or the punchline?
414
00:23:55,838 --> 00:23:58,005
No, no, no. I'm really serious, right?
415
00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,713
I mean, I have to join a club.
416
00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,713
I don't like any of their clubs, so...
417
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,421
I'm creating my own.
418
00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505
-Yes, come on, seriously!
419
00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:07,505
You do know how old you are.
420
00:24:07,588 --> 00:24:10,880
What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn
a few moves. There's nothing to it. I--
421
00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:12,630
Hey, what's this "we"?
422
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,338
I know this sounds so crazy, but I...
423
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,213
I can't do it without you.
424
00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380
What's in it for me?
425
00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:21,505
Well, what do you want?
426
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130
I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He--
427
00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:28,421
All of the other kids
have got their license.
428
00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,713
I think he's embarrassed.
429
00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171
I'd teach him myself,
but I don't have a car.
430
00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,588
Yeah, no, I can't do that.
431
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,838
Cannot do that.
432
00:24:35,088 --> 00:24:37,588
Well, that's the deal.
Take it or leave it.
433
00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,338
You're the one who told me I should
take up cheerleading again, right?
434
00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671
Well, I-I didn't mean literally.
435
00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,088
It was more of a metaphor for, you know,
getting laid or something.
436
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546
-You know.
437
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,338
So next up we have
Martha Walker's application.
438
00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505
Okay.
439
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380
Um...
440
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,213
We're starting a cheerleading club.
441
00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921
Well.
442
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296
But who will you be cheering for?
443
00:25:08,588 --> 00:25:09,630
Ourselves.
444
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,463
And, of course, we will be performing
for the Senior Showcase.
445
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:16,671
Oh, will you?
446
00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,588
Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this.
447
00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755
Oh, come off it! Why not?
448
00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:25,630
Well, insurance, for one thing.
449
00:25:25,713 --> 00:25:28,421
There's nothing dangerous about this.
It's just for fun.
450
00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,338
Well, we also have
Sun Spring's reputation to think about.
451
00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130
It's cheerleading, not pole dancing.
452
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546
Sorry.
453
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,713
Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha?
454
00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796
Not exactly.
455
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,213
Well, I was.
456
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005
Captain of my squad.
457
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,463
What a surprise!
458
00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421
And it's a lot more physically demanding
than people realize.
459
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255
Even for younger women.
460
00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880
And may I suggest that you form a club
that's a little more...
461
00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630
age appropriate.
462
00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,796
Well, I do believe that you told me
that if I...
463
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546
if I didn't find a club
that I really liked, I could start my own.
464
00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130
Uh...
465
00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:13,921
- How many members do you have?
-So far...
466
00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,505
Uh...
467
00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:19,255
Just two.
468
00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:22,213
I'm sorry.
469
00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130
You need eight members
to form an official club.
470
00:26:26,463 --> 00:26:28,463
Well, then,
we're gonna find eight members.
471
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505
Hi, I'm Olive.
472
00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921
I don't have any cheerleading experience,
473
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421
but my husband and I,
we take a tango class.
474
00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421
Oh.
475
00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005
It was either tango or a divorce, so--
476
00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,630
You could just show us what you've got.
477
00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,088
Let me begin.
478
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,213
-That was fantastic!
-Sweet.
479
00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671
-Whoo!
480
00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,213
Wow!
481
00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:28,505
-Woo-hoo!
482
00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,088
Oh!
483
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,338
I don't know
what to say about this one.
484
00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755
Namaste.
485
00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046
Namaste.
486
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,588
Oh. N-nstay.
487
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,963
Namaste.
488
00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921
Namaste, excuse me. Namaste.
489
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,463
Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!
490
00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755
Take it away!
491
00:28:37,463 --> 00:28:39,171
-Uh-huh.
-Oh, yeah.
492
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880
Whoa!
493
00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796
I haven't done that in years.
494
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255
Wow, that was great.
495
00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:25,963
Where did you learn to do that?
496
00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,463
I was Miss Carney County...
497
00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880
runner-up.
498
00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,505
1953.
499
00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:34,880
-Mmm.
-What did the winner do?
500
00:29:35,588 --> 00:29:37,421
Had sex with the judges.
501
00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505
-Oh.
502
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755
Here. No speeding, okay?
503
00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:46,921
Do exactly what I tell you to do
when I tell you to do it.
504
00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546
Now you've got that? You got it?
505
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005
-Got it.
-Okay.
506
00:29:51,338 --> 00:29:54,171
What you're going to do
is you're going to back up
507
00:29:54,463 --> 00:29:57,171
and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead.
508
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,338
Look, that's good. That's good.
Back up a little.
509
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,713
Nice and easy. Pretty good.
Right there, that's enough.
510
00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130
Now, I want you to pull forward
and signal.
511
00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:06,505
Okay? Pull forward.
512
00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546
Oh!
513
00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,088
Okay.
514
00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,713
You ran right into me!
Do you know how to drive?
515
00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755
Not really.
516
00:30:14,588 --> 00:30:17,546
Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me!
517
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,713
Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just
get the insurance. It'll be fine.
518
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
I'm sorry, I...
519
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255
-Ugh.
- That's crazy.
520
00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,963
Aren't you hungry?
521
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796
No, I'm fine. I don't...
522
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046
really have much of an appetite
right now. So...
523
00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546
It must've been embarrassing for you
back there, huh?
524
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,463
It's fine.
525
00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,088
They all think I'm a weirdo anyway.
526
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,713
Why?
527
00:30:53,338 --> 00:30:55,963
'Cause I live in a retirement community.
528
00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380
Yeah, I mean, why do you live here?
529
00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171
My parents weren't really
the parenting... types.
530
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,713
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, shoot. Yeah.
531
00:31:09,963 --> 00:31:12,338
Why did you move to Sun Springs?
532
00:31:13,213 --> 00:31:15,296
I don't know.
I guess I just wanted to get away.
533
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255
I wanted to simplify my life.
534
00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671
Is it working?
535
00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005
Not really.
536
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,005
-Right.
537
00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,713
Oh, God, you know what?
538
00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880
We're still one woman short.
539
00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:34,630
Well, it's probably for the best.
540
00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255
I mean, I love those gals...
541
00:31:37,338 --> 00:31:38,921
-Uh-huh.
-But, oh, let's face it!
542
00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296
They're not really cheerleaders.
543
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,838
You know, you're supposed to be
helping me, right?
544
00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:47,463
Remember, six women
signed up for the try-outs, but--
545
00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921
Only five showed up.
546
00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880
So, who's the sixth?
547
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,588
Nice place you got here.
It's very...
548
00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880
themed.
549
00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:00,880
Oh, yes.
550
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:03,671
My husband, he enjoys the game.
551
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,796
Oh, do you play golf, by the way?
552
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,088
-Oh, no!
- No?
553
00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,713
No.
554
00:32:10,713 --> 00:32:12,171
So, um, Alice,
555
00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,213
we notice you signed up
for the cheerleading try-outs.
556
00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755
Oh, yes, I saw your flyer.
557
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:19,796
It sounded fun.
558
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630
Oh, why didn't you come?
559
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921
Well, I wanted to.
560
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005
But my husband doesn't like me out
too much on my own.
561
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921
I took a sewing class last year,
562
00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,963
and he had to make his own dinners
on Wednesday nights.
563
00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,588
Well, that sounds traumatic, of course.
564
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255
What if we practiced in the morning,
565
00:32:39,338 --> 00:32:41,755
and then you could get home
in time for dinner?
566
00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:42,671
Yeah!
567
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,713
Yeah, well, it's not just that.
568
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630
-No?
-No.
569
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,213
-He's worried about the morality of it.
-The morality?
570
00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921
Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be
a cheerleader at my age
571
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,838
is either a slut or a whore.
572
00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130
-And probably both.
573
00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:58,713
Maybe he should just take
his caveman-like opinions
574
00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,463
-and shove them up his you know what.
-Hey!
575
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921
-I mean-- Oh, sorry.
-Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies.
576
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380
-looking for some clean, wholesome fun.
-Okay, yes.
577
00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046
What do ya say?
578
00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005
Well, I always did
want to be a cheerleader.
579
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,213
Maybe I could ask him one more time.
580
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
581
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,630
-Okay.
-Go on.
582
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,713
Good luck.
583
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,963
-"Good luck." Oh, my gosh.
584
00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,713
She's a sweetheart.
585
00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630
She's very sweet.
586
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,838
Very sweet.
587
00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671
God, he really loves golf.
588
00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546
- He sounds like such an asshole.
- Okay, here she comes.
589
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046
So...
590
00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,088
-Did you ask him?
-I did.
591
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546
And? What'd he say?
592
00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296
"Over my dead body!"
593
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,463
Oh, God.
That was fast, wasn't it?
594
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880
A little too fast, if you ask me.
595
00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:06,838
No, he confused his meds.
596
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713
I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him.
597
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380
Well, she always
wanted to be a cheerleader.
598
00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380
Oh, come on. The woman is devastated.
599
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,171
I'm sure it was the last thing
that was on her mind.
600
00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:21,005
See you at practice.
601
00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:28,463
Hello, everyone!
602
00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:29,380
Hi!
603
00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630
-Good morning.
-Hi.
604
00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,546
- Morning.
-Wow, look at you all.
605
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,796
I think we should try
something very simple to begin.
606
00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,421
So, if you don't mind,
I would really enjoy
607
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,296
seeing you getting into a straight line.
608
00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,921
We're gonna try
some very simple positions.
609
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963
Now, watch me.
610
00:34:45,046 --> 00:34:46,421
So, it's on the count of three.
611
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963
It's one, two, three, boom!
612
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,213
You got that? Straight arms!
613
00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,755
One, two, three, boom!
614
00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,671
Jump!
615
00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,921
Not quite good.
616
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838
-What-- what's the matter?
617
00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:00,755
I'm sorry.
618
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,296
- I have a sore shoulder.
-You can't bend it?
619
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255
I had to take an aspirin...
620
00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713
-Oh!
-Oh, honey!
621
00:35:06,796 --> 00:35:08,171
Can I put this down? I have--
622
00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838
Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good.
623
00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,880
-I have to be careful!
- Hm?
624
00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005
I had my knee replaced last year.
625
00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,046
Well, that's-- No, that's perfectly fine.
You can just bend at your hips.
626
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213
I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy.
627
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088
When I jump too much, I get dizzy.
628
00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:22,171
-You do?
-Yeah.
629
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,671
Martha, maybe we should make a list
of everybody's conditions.
630
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,713
We're not making a list.
631
00:35:33,171 --> 00:35:35,713
-You got my dizziness down, right?
-Yeah, got that.
632
00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:36,713
And sciatica.
633
00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,046
-I have the sciatica.
-Oh, right.
634
00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213
- And my wrist.
-Oh!
635
00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,213
Did I mention I had chlamydia?
636
00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:45,213
Yeah, that and a shocking amount
of other personal information,
637
00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,505
so can we get back to rehearsing?
638
00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088
But what about you, Martha?
639
00:35:49,171 --> 00:35:50,755
Do you have anything to report?
640
00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,921
No. I'm fine. I'm actually-- I'm--
641
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963
I'm just as fit as a fiddle.
642
00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463
Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-- are you Martha?
643
00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:12,963
And you are who?
644
00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,505
I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son.
645
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,046
Is everything all right?
646
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,921
Well, no. Uh, it isn't.
647
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088
My mother said she needs $100
for some cheerleading club?
648
00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338
Yeah, why is that any of your business?
649
00:36:25,421 --> 00:36:26,921
I handle my mother's finances.
650
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213
Well, if Helen has a problem,
651
00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,046
she can talk to me,
we'll work something out.
652
00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,671
-My mother doesn't need money. Okay?
-Okay.
653
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,921
She's got plenty of money.
My father left her... quite a lot.
654
00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,921
It's up to me to make sure
she spends it wisely.
655
00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,921
Mmm.
656
00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380
I'm sure you're aware of the fact
that your mother is an adult.
657
00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130
Well, I don't know if you're aware,
658
00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088
but this place is a cesspool...
659
00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,588
-...of con artists and salesmen.
660
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713
All trying to take advantage
of gullible old women.
661
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:53,630
It's true!
662
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,421
Thank you, Carl.
663
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380
I can handle this, okay?
664
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213
One hundred dollars.
665
00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838
For what?
666
00:37:03,171 --> 00:37:04,921
Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.
667
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963
Uniforms?
668
00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,421
-Yeah!
669
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,546
Funny?
670
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,921
-You think that's funny?
671
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588
A little. Yes.
672
00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,171
Nobody wants to see
a bunch of 80-year-olds
673
00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463
running around in short skirts.
674
00:37:16,546 --> 00:37:17,505
Uh-huh.
675
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755
It's not gonna happen.
676
00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338
Let's go.
677
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:38,838
Martha, Vicki here.
678
00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255
The committee regretfully denies
679
00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088
your request for more time to rehearse
in the recreation center.
680
00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338
Now, I'm sure you understand.
681
00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255
We have to prioritize
the more established clubs
682
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380
-in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase.
683
00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380
So, what's the first thing you're gonna do
when you get your driver's license?
684
00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,671
-Got any hot dates planned?
685
00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,671
I don't even have a car.
686
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,796
Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one.
687
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130
-I have a job.
- Oh?
688
00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,796
But most of my money goes to Sheryl
to help out with the rent.
689
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255
I work at this pizza place.
690
00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,338
So, hang on.
Why don't you come work for us?
691
00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,921
Because we need music in our rehearsals...
692
00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,046
-...and you'd be a great DJ.
693
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,921
No, thank you.
694
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,296
- Yes!
-I think it's embarrassing enough already.
695
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,046
No, come on.
How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?
696
00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,921
Huh?
697
00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338
I've gotta show you
something, here.
698
00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630
Mmm...
699
00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:46,005
Look at this!
700
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,296
Look at this, we got pom-poms!
701
00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,880
Great! Fantastic!
702
00:38:55,546 --> 00:38:57,630
Oh, my goodness!
703
00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005
All right, everybody?
Okay, you ready?
704
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,921
Okay, here I go.
705
00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588
Now, five, six, seven, eight.
706
00:39:05,671 --> 00:39:06,963
Jump one, hold two.
707
00:39:07,046 --> 00:39:08,588
Arms three, hold four.
708
00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:10,338
Hips five, six.
709
00:39:10,421 --> 00:39:12,213
Clap seven, punch eight!
710
00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,963
Got it? Should we do it again?
Want me to do it one more time for you?
711
00:39:15,046 --> 00:39:16,213
-Yeah, yeah.
-Okay.
712
00:39:16,296 --> 00:39:17,421
-This is crazy.
-Ready, and...
713
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,421
Jump one!
714
00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255
Hold two, arms three.
715
00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713
Hold four.
716
00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:25,130
Hips five, six.
717
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588
Clap seven.
718
00:39:26,671 --> 00:39:27,880
Punch eight!
719
00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,421
Do you think you have it? All right!
720
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630
Know what we're gonna do?
Put this baby to music.
721
00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838
Ben, you got the music there?
722
00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:35,255
-I got it. Little old school but I got it.
-Yeah, yeah.
723
00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880
Thanks for the opinion. And here we go.
724
00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963
-Jump one.
725
00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:42,338
Hold two. Arms three.
726
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:43,255
Hold four.
727
00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380
Hips five, six.
728
00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755
Clap seven.
729
00:39:46,921 --> 00:39:48,296
Punch eight!
730
00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005
Keep going. Come on, you can do it!
Faster! You can do it even faster!
731
00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255
No! Oh, no, no, no!
732
00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380
Oh, no, no, no.
733
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880
Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top.
734
00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213
- Yup.
735
00:40:27,296 --> 00:40:28,421
-Come on!
- All right?
736
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713
Now look, Alice, here's the problem here.
737
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,838
I'm really sorry about this,
but you're too slow.
738
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,921
-You got--
-What bullshit!
739
00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838
Whoa.
740
00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088
Oh.
741
00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588
I'm sorry. Sorry.
742
00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963
My husband didn't like it when I cursed,
743
00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:45,463
so now that he's gone,
I'm gonna give it a shot.
744
00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,921
Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes
and cunnilingus.
745
00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,671
- Yeah, there you go!
-Yes!
746
00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755
Okay! Thanks for sharing.
747
00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,046
Okay, let's... let's go with this
one more time!
748
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,046
Let's do it! You can do it!
749
00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088
Cunnilingus! Go!
750
00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713
-Bye, ladies.
-Hey!
751
00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:11,963
-See you later.
-See you later.
752
00:41:12,046 --> 00:41:14,338
The girls are gonna have a drink.
You wanna come?
753
00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,296
You know, quite frankly,
754
00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880
we need more rehearsal time, not drinks,
because you know why?
755
00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713
We look like a bunch of old ladies
out there.
756
00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:24,755
We are a bunch of old ladies
out there.
757
00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,421
And where are we gonna practice?
758
00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,546
I mean, Vicki will hardly let us
use this space as it is.
759
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713
No, but you need to get us a space
at the school.
760
00:41:33,796 --> 00:41:36,505
No, I can't do that.
I'm in big trouble at the school.
761
00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,921
I was caught handing out prophylactics
in the girls' bathroom.
762
00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380
Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
is in two weeks
763
00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380
and we need rehearsals.
764
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,296
Okay.
765
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,588
I'll ask the principal.
766
00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838
He's got a crush on me. It could work.
767
00:41:51,171 --> 00:41:52,630
Well, all right. Okay.
768
00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,546
All right.
769
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380
And one.
770
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
And two.
771
00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:02,338
And keep your form, ladies. With the curl.
772
00:42:02,421 --> 00:42:03,963
And three.
773
00:42:04,046 --> 00:42:05,713
And four.
774
00:42:05,796 --> 00:42:07,046
Come on, keep that form!
775
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,171
It's all about that bone density!
776
00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838
Welcome to the gun show, Helen.
777
00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:13,380
There you go. Ooh, look at those guns!
778
00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588
-Look at that!
-I love it.
779
00:42:14,671 --> 00:42:15,671
All right, girl.
780
00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005
Okay, now, chest presses. And one.
781
00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:19,755
And two.
782
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755
-Ladies.
-And three.
783
00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255
- Gettin' ready for the showcase?
- And four.
784
00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338
Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki.
785
00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:30,005
I'm sorry that we had to cancel
your rehearsal tomorrow.
786
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,796
I realize that you have got
a lot of training to get done.
787
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838
Well, don't you worry about it,
788
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,630
because Sheryl's already found us
a better place to rehearse.
789
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,296
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, really?
790
00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:43,713
Where might that be?
791
00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630
Come on. This way, ladies.
792
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005
What are we doing here?
793
00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,171
Oh, so this is what it's like
being a cheerleader.
794
00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:56,421
Oh.
795
00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088
I feel like pushing someone into a locker.
796
00:42:59,171 --> 00:43:00,630
- Oh, cougar alert!
797
00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588
Guys, guys.
798
00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505
You gotta listen to me for a second.
799
00:43:05,046 --> 00:43:06,338
-You can't do this.
- Huh?
800
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:09,130
Okay? This is a bad, bad idea.
801
00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,421
-Oh, don't be so dramatic.
-Grandma...
802
00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,171
You are going to humiliate yourself
803
00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,796
in front of the entire school!
804
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088
The entire school?
805
00:43:18,171 --> 00:43:20,213
The entire school,
what're we talking about here, huh?
806
00:43:20,921 --> 00:43:22,255
-Huh?
-You don't know?
807
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505
No!
808
00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,046
This is what you wanted.
809
00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963
No, this is not what I wanted.
810
00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880
I wanted a space to rehearse in.
811
00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755
-That's what this is.
-No, this...
812
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463
This is a pep rally.
813
00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:34,671
-Yeah.
-Right?
814
00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505
There's a whole school out there,
and we're not ready for an audience, okay?
815
00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130
We can't cancel!
816
00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,796
You have no idea what I had to go through
with the principal
817
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338
just to make this happen!
818
00:43:45,421 --> 00:43:46,713
Well, well, well!
819
00:43:46,796 --> 00:43:49,255
-Oh!
-If it isn't the teacher of the year!
820
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,755
Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
you need to be giving a handjob?
821
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880
Okay, just...
822
00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963
All right, do you mind just
stepping outside for a moment, please?
823
00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380
What? No!
824
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380
This is our pep rally! They already
made us cut a minute off our routine.
825
00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338
Okay, but just give us a second, okay?
826
00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:08,880
-Whatever.
-Whatever.
827
00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,546
I just hope your moves
are a little more up-to-date than you are.
828
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380
You bitches wanna rumble?
829
00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713
Oh, weird.
830
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:17,255
Yeah.
831
00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755
See ya out there.
832
00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,880
Son of a whore.
833
00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963
Look how young they are!
834
00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:42,046
Oh, good booties.
835
00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713
-And they're really good.
-Mm-hmm.
836
00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:46,838
Ah, they're not that good.
837
00:44:46,921 --> 00:44:48,005
You're blind.
838
00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,421
Wow!
839
00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630
-Yeah!
840
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:18,671
Let's give it up
841
00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880
for our very own
Hillview High cheerleaders!
842
00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630
Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
843
00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,546
Break a hip.
844
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755
Get pregnant.
845
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713
Okay, excuse me.
846
00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,546
-Let's go, girls.
- Next up, a special treat.
847
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380
A performance
from the Sun Springs All Stars.
848
00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380
-Ruby, come on.
- Move aside, girls.
849
00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463
Now these are
the real senior cheerleaders.
850
00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:44,171
- Check this out, man.
851
00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713
Hello, thank you.
852
00:45:45,796 --> 00:45:48,505
All right. Positions, okay. Come on.
853
00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,671
Let's go, let's go.
854
00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630
Come on.
855
00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,796
Okay? Music!
856
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505
Hey, Danny,
want me to get her number for you?
857
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,671
Five, six, seven, eight...
858
00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713
Oh, my God, I can't believe this!
859
00:46:18,421 --> 00:46:19,588
Oh, sorry!
860
00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338
Ow!
861
00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,296
Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle!
862
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463
-Oh!
-She's not okay. She's not okay.
863
00:46:42,546 --> 00:46:45,171
- That's all right. It's okay.
864
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,088
-Get the medic.
-Get some ice, right now.
865
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338
Oh! Ooh!
866
00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,921
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine!
867
00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630
Everyone's making a fuss.
868
00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505
-Are you sure?
- Yes.
869
00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,796
I told you we weren't ready. We made
complete fools of ourselves out there.
870
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,046
-Oh, shit!
-What?
871
00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588
-What?
-What?
872
00:47:12,671 --> 00:47:13,546
What now?
873
00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,796
- That's us!
- Oh, no!
874
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213
- Could I see?
-It already has 20,000 views.
875
00:47:22,296 --> 00:47:24,338
- Oh!
-Well, you gotta take it down.
876
00:47:24,421 --> 00:47:26,421
-I can't take it off.
-There has to be a way, right?
877
00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463
-I mean, some technical--
-No, it's there.
878
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,505
"Old cheerleaders fail."
879
00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838
Oh.
880
00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,796
Okay.
881
00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588
- Can I see?
882
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588
What? What's going on?
883
00:47:41,171 --> 00:47:42,588
Wait, you posted it?
884
00:47:42,671 --> 00:47:43,505
Yeah.
885
00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963
Why would you do that?
886
00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:46,713
Because it's hilarious.
887
00:47:46,796 --> 00:47:48,755
This is totally going viral.
888
00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,671
Wow.
889
00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,421
What?
890
00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588
What?
891
00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713
I blame myself.
892
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713
I mean, this is just the sort of thing
that I knew would happen.
893
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:07,963
Not only has one of our residents
suffered a serious injury,
894
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130
but now her son is threatening a lawsuit.
895
00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130
Is there anything
that you ladies care to say?
896
00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088
No.
897
00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,505
Then let's put it to a vote.
898
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255
All of those in favor of the ban.
899
00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
900
00:48:28,421 --> 00:48:29,713
- Yes for me.
- Yeah.
901
00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:30,838
Mm-hmm.
902
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505
It's unanimous.
903
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,546
You are hereby ordered
to cease all club activities.
904
00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463
Thank you.
905
00:48:49,671 --> 00:48:51,963
Well, what did she expect
going out like that?
906
00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505
Where are you going?
907
00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:54,755
Home.
908
00:49:08,796 --> 00:49:10,671
Hold on, hold on! There's more!
909
00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380
You think they're talkin' about us?
910
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
I don't know.
911
00:49:20,421 --> 00:49:21,880
Not today, Satan.
912
00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880
Local residents
from Sun Springs Retirement Community
913
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213
have become a viral internet sensation
914
00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,713
-following a disastrous performance...
- Screw you!
915
00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,963
...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday.
916
00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,796
Hey, Mom.
917
00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:43,713
It's time for you to get some rest.
918
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338
I am resting.
919
00:49:45,421 --> 00:49:47,630
Mother, Susan and I
are gonna be staying here for a while.
920
00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755
No, that won't be necessary.
921
00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755
Yes, I think it is necessary.
922
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
What's wrong with you lately?
923
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088
I just miss cheerleading.
924
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,713
Please give a round of applause
to the Calibray Club!
925
00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:25,171
Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen,
926
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,421
always got a full tan!
927
00:50:29,671 --> 00:50:31,005
- Hey.
- Hi!
928
00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,921
Are you around?
929
00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,796
So...
930
00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005
you went to the Showcase?
931
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505
Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I--
932
00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755
Oh, it's too bad.
We had a real shot at that trophy.
933
00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,296
Do you really think so?
934
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255
-Not really.
935
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380
I'm just trying to be supportive.
936
00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,546
Yeah, right.
937
00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755
Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally.
938
00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255
It was a dumb idea.
939
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,671
No, it's not your fault.
940
00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,296
-It was.
-You know, I...
941
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,130
I miss the girls, though.
942
00:51:08,046 --> 00:51:09,421
Yeah, me too.
943
00:51:10,671 --> 00:51:12,921
I've never had a lot of girlfriends.
944
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,171
It's quite nice.
945
00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,421
Hmm?
946
00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:19,880
I miss you, too.
947
00:51:20,296 --> 00:51:21,421
I miss you!
948
00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713
- Really?
949
00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755
Oh, my goodness.
950
00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,296
-On the bright side...
-Uh-huh.
951
00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:31,796
We're up to half a million hits.
Look at this.
952
00:51:38,671 --> 00:51:42,713
I'd like to get my hands
on whoever posted that. Okay?
953
00:51:43,421 --> 00:51:44,463
I can't...
954
00:51:44,546 --> 00:51:45,505
Hey, wait a minute.
955
00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,046
-What do you mean?
-Shh.
956
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463
-Listen. Listen.
-Okay.
957
00:51:48,546 --> 00:51:49,380
Uh-huh.
958
00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,296
Oh, my God!
959
00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,171
The little...
960
00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,088
-That is Chloe's voice!
-It was.
961
00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:57,005
-It's Chloe!
-Yeah.
962
00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,296
That's right.
The cheerleader did this, okay?
963
00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,046
Yeah.
964
00:52:02,546 --> 00:52:03,755
Uh-huh.
965
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255
Oh.
966
00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,130
-Shit.
-Are you sure this is a good idea?
967
00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213
Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents,
and I'm sure they're going to understand.
968
00:52:14,296 --> 00:52:16,130
I don't think her parents are home.
969
00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,421
-Oh.
970
00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:22,921
Uh...
971
00:52:29,921 --> 00:52:32,546
This is all...
What a nightmare! Ugh!
972
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,171
Is this what a teenage party is all about?
973
00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213
Oh, hey. Look.
974
00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:38,880
Hey, Chloe.
975
00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088
Oh, shit!
976
00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,296
Did you think that was funny?
977
00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713
Did you and your friends have a big laugh
at all the old ladies?
978
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755
I guess it wasn't enough just
to humiliate us in front of the school.
979
00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755
You had to share it with the whole world.
980
00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,796
Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart,
981
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213
and popular?
982
00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,421
You have to knock
everybody else down, too?
983
00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,421
I mean, what, wait a minute now.
984
00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,671
No clever retort, huh?
You have nothing to say at all?
985
00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255
Oh.
986
00:53:08,546 --> 00:53:09,671
-Oh, dear.
-Oh, dear.
987
00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,921
-Oh.
988
00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,546
Okay...
989
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880
-No, it's all--
-Hey, hey.
990
00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,796
It's all right. It's okay.
991
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755
There's nothing to cry about, okay?
992
00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088
Don't worry. Don't... don't cry!
993
00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,046
No, I'm so sorry.
994
00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505
I didn't know they were gonna post it.
I promise.
995
00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255
God, you must hate me!
996
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213
Oh, we don't hate you.
997
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,671
Actually, we need you.
998
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,296
For what?
999
00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,046
Well, we want you to be our choreographer.
1000
00:53:40,421 --> 00:53:42,380
- Yeah.
- That's right.
1001
00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130
We're putting our squad back together,
1002
00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630
and as you may have noticed,
we have a few rough edges,
1003
00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338
but we've seen you. We have.
1004
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713
You're good.
1005
00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,421
-Yeah.
-And we need some of that.
1006
00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463
But... with school
and cheering, I...
1007
00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880
I just don't have the time.
1008
00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463
-Oh.
-Oh, that's a shame.
1009
00:54:00,546 --> 00:54:01,630
Isn't it, Martha?
1010
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame.
1011
00:54:06,296 --> 00:54:09,005
Oh, but you know
what would be a real shame?
1012
00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,171
What's that?
1013
00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255
If Chloe's parents found out
about this totally epic party.
1014
00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713
Oh, that'd be a terrible shame.
1015
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213
You wouldn't.
1016
00:54:19,671 --> 00:54:21,130
We might.
1017
00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
Try us.
1018
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588
God.
1019
00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,046
Good morning, ladies.
1020
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,671
What is she doing here?
1021
00:54:34,046 --> 00:54:35,880
This is Chloe, right?
1022
00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505
Chloe has something
that she wants to say to everyone.
1023
00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880
I was the one who took the video.
1024
00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463
-Oh, boy.
-Oh, come on. Jeez.
1025
00:54:46,546 --> 00:54:48,921
Look, I-I never meant
for it to be posted online,
1026
00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,296
and I'm sorry.
1027
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,796
-I'm really sorry.
-Glad you got that off your chest.
1028
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130
I'm sorry, but there's more
that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.
1029
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213
Uh...
1030
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,171
And I would really love
to help coach you guys.
1031
00:55:04,296 --> 00:55:06,296
Why would we let her coach us?
1032
00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463
Because, Olive,
in case you haven't noticed,
1033
00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,130
we could do with a little help.
1034
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338
We're not even a club anymore.
1035
00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:15,046
-Vicki banned us.
-Oh, forget Vicki!
1036
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,171
-We will practice in secret.
-Practice for what?
1037
00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,546
The Showcase is over.
1038
00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505
We're gonna find someplace else
to perform, okay?
1039
00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,796
We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it.
1040
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130
And that's the reason
why we need to do this.
1041
00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,296
To prove we're not some joke
1042
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,421
and to show the world
what we can really do!
1043
00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755
We really can do this
1044
00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255
if we do this together.
1045
00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,796
Huh?
1046
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,046
All right, ladies. I want you to look
at your reflection in the mirror, okay?
1047
00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255
What are we doing?
1048
00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:49,130
Just look at your reflection, Ruby.
1049
00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,171
I want you to really, really look
in that mirror,
1050
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713
and take in yourselves, right?
1051
00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:57,838
Look closely.
1052
00:55:58,546 --> 00:56:01,380
We're all so self-conscious,
1053
00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088
and we're all so worried
1054
00:56:04,171 --> 00:56:06,755
about what everyone else is thinking,
1055
00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,546
when, of course, the only thing
that really matters
1056
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255
is what we think of ourselves.
1057
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963
Really, I want you to take yourself in.
1058
00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088
Now, on the count of three,
1059
00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130
I want you to say one thing
1060
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130
you like about yourselves.
1061
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380
Oh, gosh.
1062
00:56:26,046 --> 00:56:28,130
You can't be serious.
1063
00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130
My tits!
1064
00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130
-Uh, not yet. Not yet.
1065
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,046
Let's wait until the count of three.
1066
00:56:33,546 --> 00:56:35,171
What if you don't like anything?
1067
00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,546
Well, what do you mean?
Then you're not looking hard enough.
1068
00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755
You just have to find
what's great about yourselves, okay?
1069
00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755
All right. Ready?
1070
00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,421
Look.
1071
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130
Now...
1072
00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463
one,
1073
00:56:54,796 --> 00:56:56,463
two, three!
1074
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755
My hair.
1075
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880
-Oh!
1076
00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255
So beautiful.
1077
00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380
Thank you.
1078
00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,296
And?
1079
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838
My hands.
1080
00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463
My hands.
1081
00:57:12,546 --> 00:57:13,421
My smile.
1082
00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:16,921
Look at that smile. Okay.
1083
00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:18,921
-Damn it.
-And no...
1084
00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963
Okay, my wrist.
1085
00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,546
-Okay.
1086
00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588
They take blood really good.
1087
00:57:25,921 --> 00:57:28,213
-I found another good feature of yours.
1088
00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,130
Well...
1089
00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755
But what about me? What's good about me?
There's not one thing.
1090
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213
Oh, stop!
1091
00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755
All right, let's work! Let's go!
Come on, Chloe!
1092
00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380
-Oh.
- Hm?
1093
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755
-A competition?
- Mm-hmm.
1094
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588
This is a really big deal.
1095
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,630
People come from all over to compete.
1096
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088
You guys can't compete
next to real cheerleaders.
1097
00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,380
-Yes, we can!
-The oldest category is 18 plus!
1098
00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213
- Uh-huh.
-So what? We're 18 plus.
1099
00:57:56,296 --> 00:57:57,921
- Yeah.
-Eighteen plus 50.
1100
00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838
Yeah.
1101
00:57:58,921 --> 00:58:00,338
-Oh, look.
- What?
1102
00:58:00,421 --> 00:58:02,088
It's on in three weeks.
1103
00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:04,421
Well, that's okay, because
Chloe's gonna help us.
1104
00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380
-Right, Chloe?
-No!
1105
00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255
No, you guys didn't say anything
about a competition!
1106
00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,296
Do you know how much training
that involves?
1107
00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,421
People train for a year, not three weeks!
1108
00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,421
Okay...
1109
00:58:16,671 --> 00:58:18,088
What do you think?
1110
00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,880
I say screw it. Let's sign up.
1111
00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130
-Oh, my God.
-Yes.
1112
00:58:24,546 --> 00:58:26,171
-Come on.
-Yes!
1113
00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:29,671
Let's just start with our feet
a little wider than shoulder width,
1114
00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588
like so.
1115
00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:33,588
And we're just gonna start
with some really easy movement.
1116
00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:35,588
So, bring your left arm like this.
1117
00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838
Left. Good!
1118
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755
Down, right.
1119
00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630
And back up, left.
1120
00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088
Right, left!
1121
00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:44,588
Left, right!
1122
00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:46,380
Left and dirty!
1123
00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713
Yes, sexy!
1124
00:58:47,796 --> 00:58:48,755
Whoo!
1125
00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,296
All up in the air, and throw it.
1126
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588
Two, three.
1127
00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:05,046
Did you try to hit me?
1128
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,671
-You make mash-ups, right?
-Yeah, yeah, I can.
1129
00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880
Could you maybe
cut something together for us?
1130
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838
Yeah, for sure.
1131
00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,755
Oh, yes! Thank you so much!
1132
00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:20,630
-Two, three, four, five!
-Five!
1133
00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213
Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up!
1134
00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,296
Move it, Alice!
1135
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,796
Punch, punch, one, two, three.
1136
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755
Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch!
1137
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,296
Just let me change
out of this dance stuff.
1138
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,046
Maybe you could just leave it on.
1139
00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880
Oh?
1140
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,421
I always wanted to date a cheerleader.
1141
00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838
Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra!
1142
00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588
You feel that?
1143
00:59:58,171 --> 00:59:59,171
Right?
1144
01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,546
Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower.
1145
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630
Oh, my God!
1146
01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,546
Five, six, seven, eight...
1147
01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,921
What's going on with you?
Where've you been?
1148
01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338
Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I...
1149
01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,046
Well, get your shit together.
1150
01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755
You miss one more practice
and we're voting you off the squad.
1151
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,546
-Are you okay?
-No, I'm fine.
1152
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880
You look like shit.
1153
01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,171
Thank you. No, I haven't been
sleeping well. I'm fine.
1154
01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088
-You're so skinny.
-Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay?
1155
01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588
Is that new?
1156
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,546
Thought we could use
a little bit more bass.
1157
01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,546
Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately,
haven't you?
1158
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,296
Do you think you're irreplaceable?
1159
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,921
Well, I like to think I bring
a certain dignity to the position.
1160
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963
Do you think that I would hesitate
to take your little badge,
1161
01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:20,755
and take your little cards,
and give 'em to Dorris?
1162
01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,546
Dorris is a trainee.
She doesn't have the experience.
1163
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005
They are up to something! I know it!
1164
01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,171
And either you are too stupid
to find it out,
1165
01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,046
-or you're just not even trying!
-Mm-hmm.
1166
01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,296
Well, I am definitely trying.
1167
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463
Well, then find out what they're plannin'
and shut it down!
1168
01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,671
Or I'll shut you down!
1169
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338
- Yeah!
1170
01:01:45,296 --> 01:01:46,171
Backstabber!
1171
01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,296
So, Chloe,
I've been working on an idea.
1172
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,546
Something that, I don't know,
would make us stand out.
1173
01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463
You know?
1174
01:01:53,546 --> 01:01:55,546
Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out.
1175
01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505
Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me.
All right?
1176
01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130
-You can do it.
-Okay.
1177
01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380
Okay, I'm down.
1178
01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588
-Okay.
-Show us then.
1179
01:02:02,671 --> 01:02:04,088
-All right.
-I'm excited to see it.
1180
01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,421
Mmm.
1181
01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,421
Oh, here we are! Okay.
1182
01:02:07,921 --> 01:02:09,671
Are you ready for the new move? All right.
1183
01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963
-New move?
-Yes?
1184
01:02:11,171 --> 01:02:12,296
Oh, I didn't tell you?
1185
01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,796
-Oh.
-Right? What do you think?
1186
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380
-Wanna try it or not?
- Yeah.
1187
01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338
I knew you would!
1188
01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130
-I wanna see it.
-I'm not surprised.
1189
01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,796
That's nice!
There was something about--
1190
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838
Maybe we should have
those elbows stick out wider.
1191
01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,838
And...
1192
01:02:31,921 --> 01:02:34,255
Walk, walk, walk!
1193
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,796
Nod, nod, nod, nod!
1194
01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,171
It's sexual.
1195
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338
Walk, walk, walk, walk!
1196
01:02:42,421 --> 01:02:43,255
Whoo!
1197
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,546
Unh, unh.
1198
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088
Now, that was fantastic!
1199
01:02:46,171 --> 01:02:47,755
This is good, right?
1200
01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,796
Oh, you're strong.
1201
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005
That's it, let's do it.
1202
01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380
Walk, walk, nod, nod.
1203
01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255
It's hard this time.
1204
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,671
No, we got it, we got it.
1205
01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838
We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and...
1206
01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,588
Walk, walk, walk.
1207
01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:02,046
Unh, unh, unh, unh.
1208
01:03:02,421 --> 01:03:04,755
Okay, um, let's do it one more time.
1209
01:03:05,671 --> 01:03:07,796
-Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe?
-Yeah. Of course.
1210
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,546
Okay, that's good. Oh, my God.
1211
01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,046
Oh, yeah. I like this move.
1212
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380
Let's get it. Left foot forward.
1213
01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838
Okay, ladies.
1214
01:03:52,921 --> 01:03:54,338
Let's breathe in.
1215
01:03:54,421 --> 01:03:56,630
Plié and bring your arms up!
1216
01:03:57,171 --> 01:03:59,796
And exhale and go all the way down.
1217
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880
Ow!
1218
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838
Let's hang here for a minute.
1219
01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088
And slowly roll up.
1220
01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630
Feel your spine.
1221
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713
Yeah.
1222
01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:14,130
- Roll your shoulders back.
1223
01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,921
-Nice.
- Excuse me.
1224
01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338
-Can I get a word, please?
-Where's Helen?
1225
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255
I'm taking her out of this club.
1226
01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,171
It's obvious she can't handle
the peer pressure.
1227
01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588
What are you talking about, peer pressure?
That's absurd.
1228
01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:27,213
-Look at me when you talk to me.
-Not only do you break her ankle,
1229
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,505
now you wanna publicly humiliate her again
1230
01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,338
with this stupid dance competition.
1231
01:04:31,421 --> 01:04:33,255
No, Helen is a really big part
of this team.
1232
01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,171
You can't just
take her out of the competition.
1233
01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630
Step back and let the adults talk. I don't
need a little slut telling me what to do.
1234
01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,796
-What?
1235
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588
What did you just call her?
1236
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,546
-Oh. Now that was...
-No, seriously.
1237
01:04:44,796 --> 01:04:46,796
-That...
-What did you just call her?
1238
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005
-That was out of line, I apologize.
-Say it again!
1239
01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963
-I dare you! What did you call her?
-Please get your hand-- Ma'am, get--
1240
01:04:52,046 --> 01:04:53,505
Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.
1241
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,046
-Don't tell me what to do!
-Okay.
1242
01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,421
I...
1243
01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,671
Okay, I'm-- I'm leaving.
1244
01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505
I'll go.
1245
01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:29,046
-Yeah!
1246
01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,796
I'd like to propose a toast to Helen.
1247
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088
-To Helen!
-To Helen!
1248
01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,088
-To Helen!
-To Helen!
1249
01:05:40,171 --> 01:05:42,213
May she outlive her children.
1250
01:05:42,296 --> 01:05:43,963
Yeah! Hear, hear!
1251
01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630
I'm glad I didn't have any.
1252
01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,171
Whoo! Yes!
1253
01:05:48,171 --> 01:05:49,171
That feels good.
1254
01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,671
- Wow.
- Wow!
1255
01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213
Just a little Sprite.
1256
01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:57,796
Um, excuse me for a minute,
but I left a little something on lane 20.
1257
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338
-Ooh!
-Oh!
1258
01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:01,463
Is that a little something?
1259
01:06:01,546 --> 01:06:02,880
-Wow.
-Careful, baby.
1260
01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713
He's kinda cute, don't you think?
1261
01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,171
Go, Alice!
1262
01:06:07,921 --> 01:06:09,546
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1263
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130
Whoo!
1264
01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088
Can you believe she's the same woman
who wasn't allowed to join the club?
1265
01:06:16,171 --> 01:06:18,463
She should've killed that husband
years ago.
1266
01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,588
Yeah!
1267
01:06:20,671 --> 01:06:21,963
- Whoo!
- Joy!
1268
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,171
Kill the husband.
1269
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838
Yes.
1270
01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838
Sheryl,
1271
01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:30,005
that was so badass of you
to stick up for me back there.
1272
01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,046
Oh.
1273
01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963
You're one of us now.
1274
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838
Except with higher boobies.
1275
01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:39,463
-Higher boobies!
-Higher boobies!
1276
01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880
And she scores!
1277
01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:44,630
Grab for the joy.
1278
01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,421
It is so great to see you so happy.
1279
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,505
I think maybe more alcohol in my life
or something.
1280
01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463
Okay, we all love you!
1281
01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:54,838
Yeah!
1282
01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255
We just love!
1283
01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088
Yeah!
1284
01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,671
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1285
01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:10,546
Okay, you want me
to come with you?
1286
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,546
Why didn't you tell me?
1287
01:07:52,046 --> 01:07:52,963
Why would I?
1288
01:07:54,046 --> 01:07:57,880
Because you tell your friends
when you got cancer, for Christ's sake.
1289
01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,546
Yeah.
1290
01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,171
Anyway...
1291
01:08:04,921 --> 01:08:07,171
The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow.
1292
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713
And once they drain away all the fluid,
1293
01:08:09,796 --> 01:08:11,588
you'll be feeling fine, and...
1294
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,338
that's good because
the competition's in three days.
1295
01:08:14,921 --> 01:08:15,755
I'm not going.
1296
01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,505
Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not.
1297
01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:20,963
-No, you don't even need me! What am I--
-Yes, we--
1298
01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796
Of course we need you!
1299
01:08:23,088 --> 01:08:24,255
You're the leader.
1300
01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,713
And I'm not gonna let you quit
just like that.
1301
01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921
You are coming to the competition
1302
01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:32,421
if I have to drag you there myself.
1303
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755
I'm dying.
1304
01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,588
Well...
1305
01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,088
you were dying yesterday, and you're...
1306
01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421
you're gonna be dying next week.
1307
01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130
And in the meantime,
1308
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130
you should be dancing your ass off.
1309
01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546
Isn't that what this was all about?
1310
01:09:03,463 --> 01:09:04,546
I'm scared.
1311
01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:11,713
-I'm scared, okay?
-I know, I know.
1312
01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,963
I'm sorry, it's just--
1313
01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171
I know you're scared, of course.
1314
01:09:16,838 --> 01:09:18,130
I'm so scared.
1315
01:09:18,838 --> 01:09:21,713
Sometimes you just
have to look that shit in the face
1316
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171
and tell it to go to hell.
1317
01:09:27,713 --> 01:09:28,713
Thank you.
1318
01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296
-Okay.
1319
01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,838
Thank you...
1320
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130
for being my friend.
1321
01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,088
-Your feet are cold.
-I know.
1322
01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,838
-I don't think she's coming.
- Mm-mm.
1323
01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,963
- Yeah, I don't know.
-We're gonna be late.
1324
01:10:18,338 --> 01:10:19,546
Maybe we should just go on--
1325
01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546
No, Ruby! You sit your ass down.
1326
01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755
Nobody's going anywhere without Martha.
1327
01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880
It's okay.
1328
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,713
Oh!
1329
01:10:32,713 --> 01:10:33,546
See?
1330
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546
She's here! What took you so long?
1331
01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,838
-Oh, I know. I know, I know.
-Girl, what took you so long?
1332
01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421
-Well, everybody's here.
-No, we got a stop to make.
1333
01:10:42,463 --> 01:10:43,338
Okay?
1334
01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,463
-We gotta get Helen.
- Hey, I--
1335
01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,088
I can't do this.
1336
01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,963
Yes, you can.
You're gonna be fine.
1337
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130
And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front
with Ben, okay?
1338
01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,421
-All right.
-All right.
1339
01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380
Do you want some free advice?
1340
01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,713
Sure.
1341
01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505
You cannot wait
for Chloe to notice you, okay?
1342
01:11:03,588 --> 01:11:05,171
What? I'm not!
1343
01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130
Yeah, no, no.
1344
01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,796
A girl like that,
she gets a lot of attention,
1345
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755
and you have to be reckless. Right?
1346
01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,088
What does that mean?
1347
01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671
It means life is short,
1348
01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046
and make your move already, okay?
1349
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296
Back to throw,
across the middle...
1350
01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:39,630
-Well...
-Shit! Tom is here!
1351
01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:41,755
Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction.
1352
01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,838
I mean...
1353
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630
Oh, God!
1354
01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296
I love being a cheerleader.
1355
01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755
Do it, do it!
1356
01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880
- At the 35-30 yard line...
1357
01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505
Is that our car?
1358
01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880
Oh. Son of a...
1359
01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630
What are you doing here?
1360
01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171
It's a rescue mission!
1361
01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,088
Now, shh!
1362
01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171
Now be quiet!
1363
01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296
All right, come on.
1364
01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,338
Oh, Jesus!
1365
01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,588
-Security, Chief Carl.
-Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.
1366
01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380
Somebody threw a rock
into my goddamn window!
1367
01:12:36,463 --> 01:12:37,963
Any idea who might've done it?
1368
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505
The gang she's always hanging around with?
1369
01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,796
Ah, hurry!
1370
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380
-Oh, shit!
-Watch that tree.
1371
01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:44,338
No, no, no, wait!
1372
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546
Call Vicki.
1373
01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671
Sweetie, she's not in here.
1374
01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005
What?
1375
01:12:51,088 --> 01:12:52,046
Door closing!
1376
01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046
Okay, go, go, go!
1377
01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,588
Thank God! Praise Jesus!
1378
01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796
-Come on, let's go, go, go!
-You gotta be kiddin' me!
1379
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,338
Mother! Get out of the van, now.
1380
01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296
-Yeah!
1381
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505
Who's the little slut now?
1382
01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:21,505
Please, stop!
1383
01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046
And Dorris, get out. Please, get out.
1384
01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:26,088
Please, get out. Out!
1385
01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421
Out! Out!
1386
01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630
Okay, let's go, Carl.
1387
01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:30,005
-All right. Hang on.
-Let's go.
1388
01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,380
-You in?
1389
01:13:31,838 --> 01:13:33,088
Oh, there they are!
1390
01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796
-Come on! Cut 'em off!
-Hey.
1391
01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,588
Oh! Oh!
1392
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046
Turn off the engine
and step out of the vehicle!
1393
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,630
Drive, drive!
1394
01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:48,505
-Go, go!
-Go!
1395
01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:49,546
Oh, my God.
1396
01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,588
-Where are they goin'?
-Just follow 'em.
1397
01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,088
-Follow them where?
-Just follow--
1398
01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505
Just follow them! Just turn around!
1399
01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671
Today, Carl!
1400
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,963
Oh!
1401
01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,088
Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
1402
01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,338
Oh!
1403
01:14:03,963 --> 01:14:06,088
Well, can you turn this thing on?
1404
01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171
The siren, the...
1405
01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380
-Oh! Okay! All right!
1406
01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:12,921
Why are we chasing them again?
1407
01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,713
What? Oh, for pity's sake!
1408
01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046
They are an unofficial club.
1409
01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421
Go faster!
1410
01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421
It does not go any faster!
1411
01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,213
-Floor it!
-It's floored!
1412
01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296
Well, this was a ridiculous purchase,
1413
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505
and I don't know why
you didn't express that
1414
01:14:29,588 --> 01:14:31,380
at the time the check was being written!
1415
01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,463
Oh!
1416
01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546
Hi, Vicki!
1417
01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:57,380
Where are you all going?
1418
01:14:57,463 --> 01:14:59,713
Heading to the cheerleading competition.
Wanna go?
1419
01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,338
Is that a serious question, David?
1420
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171
And what do you think you're doing?
1421
01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171
-I wanna see what's gonna happen.
-Come on, Carl!
1422
01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421
-Well, go on, then!
-I'm going.
1423
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755
-Just go on with your bad self!
- I am going!
1424
01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:12,171
Panty-chaser!
1425
01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,213
Turncoat!
1426
01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,463
Sticks and stones, Vicki!
Sticks and stones!
1427
01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796
Traitor!
1428
01:15:21,838 --> 01:15:22,796
Hurry!
1429
01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421
We're late! Go in! Okay!
1430
01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,963
The music!
1431
01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046
Here, I got it, I got it.
1432
01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171
Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry.
Here, you got it?
1433
01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,088
I got it.
1434
01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171
Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in?
1435
01:15:33,588 --> 01:15:35,880
Sure, which squad
is your granddaughter competing in?
1436
01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,338
Uh, my granddaughter is not competing.
1437
01:15:40,213 --> 01:15:42,130
I am. Sun Springs.
1438
01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421
And, um...
1439
01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671
It says here you've been disqualified.
1440
01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921
Just breathe, stretch.
1441
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,963
-You got this.
-Yeah.
1442
01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255
Don't even worry about it. Just worry
about your routine and everything.
1443
01:15:56,588 --> 01:15:57,630
You need anything?
1444
01:15:57,713 --> 01:15:59,755
-Yes, air.
- Mmm.
1445
01:15:59,838 --> 01:16:01,130
Yeah. You just gotta breathe.
1446
01:16:01,213 --> 01:16:02,755
Our next squad performing...
1447
01:16:02,838 --> 01:16:04,130
Oh, shit.
1448
01:16:04,213 --> 01:16:06,046
...for the very first time,
1449
01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755
all the way from Jacksonville, Florida.
1450
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296
What are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1451
01:16:12,713 --> 01:16:13,671
We came to cheer.
1452
01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,213
Are you serious?
1453
01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546
- Cannot be serious.
- They're competing?
1454
01:16:19,838 --> 01:16:20,671
Yeah.
1455
01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,213
-We are.
1456
01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130
Uh...
1457
01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130
Okay.
1458
01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,963
Pathetic.
1459
01:16:28,338 --> 01:16:29,921
-Bye.
- Bye, good luck.
1460
01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130
Good luck.
1461
01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,296
Hey!
1462
01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921
Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting?
1463
01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380
Oh, I was just too busy, you know,
with school and everything.
1464
01:16:40,463 --> 01:16:41,588
I-I couldn't do both.
1465
01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
1466
01:16:44,213 --> 01:16:45,838
We didn't want you quitting for us.
1467
01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130
No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to.
1468
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630
I've never had a grandma before,
and now it's like I have eight.
1469
01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796
Oh.
1470
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671
Your group is too old to compete.
1471
01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671
The entry form says
there's an 18 and over category,
1472
01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921
and we're over 18.
1473
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421
-This competition is for young women only.
-What's going on here?
1474
01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,463
Oh, my God!
1475
01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,713
Oh, Chief Carl.
1476
01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,755
Well, she's saying that we can't compete.
1477
01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255
You didn't mention
your age on the application.
1478
01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755
Chief Carl.
1479
01:17:29,588 --> 01:17:30,546
Special Branch Division.
1480
01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,713
You're in express violation
of both State and Federal law.
1481
01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671
Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3.
1482
01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880
If you don't let these women compete,
1483
01:17:37,963 --> 01:17:39,921
I'm gonna have to haul your ass
down to the station
1484
01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,463
and throw the book at you
for age discrimination.
1485
01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380
Now, we can do this the easy way,
1486
01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,338
or we can do it the hard way.
1487
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255
And just for the record,
I prefer the hard way.
1488
01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171
You're on in ten minutes.
1489
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,963
God, that was amazing!
1490
01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,838
I can't believe they fell for it.
I made the whole thing up right there!
1491
01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546
You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go.
1492
01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421
Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
1493
01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671
What took you so long?
Everybody's freaking out!
1494
01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755
I feel sick!
1495
01:18:17,838 --> 01:18:21,088
My stupid dickhead husband was right!
I can't do this!
1496
01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796
Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No.
1497
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046
-No, no, no, no.
-All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on.
1498
01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546
-Okay, let's huddle.
-Come on.
1499
01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630
Phew, okay.
1500
01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:28,755
Come on.
1501
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046
Guys, don't worry about the audience!
1502
01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:35,130
Just follow each other
like we practiced, okay?
1503
01:18:35,213 --> 01:18:36,255
We got this.
1504
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671
-Martha?
- Hmm?
1505
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380
Anything you'd like to add?
1506
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630
I know I told you we could do this.
1507
01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,463
But the truth is I have no idea
what's gonna happen out there.
1508
01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671
Maybe we'll make
fools of ourselves, right?
1509
01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380
But I do know one thing.
1510
01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255
There's no one
I'd rather go out there with...
1511
01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,088
than you ladies.
1512
01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880
I love you! I love you all! Okay?
1513
01:19:06,963 --> 01:19:08,296
Now, I know you're scared.
1514
01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,088
Whoo! I'm scared, too.
1515
01:19:10,588 --> 01:19:11,463
Scared?
1516
01:19:12,838 --> 01:19:13,880
But, you know,
1517
01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:18,505
sometimes you just have to look that shit
in the face and tell it to go to hell!
1518
01:19:24,213 --> 01:19:25,088
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
1519
01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,588
They're
the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders!
1520
01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796
And they showed us that attitude
this year!
1521
01:19:35,213 --> 01:19:40,171
Our next squad comes
from the Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1522
01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380
Seriously?
1523
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421
-Hey.
-Hey.
1524
01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,588
Oh, my Olive.
1525
01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505
They're amazing!
1526
01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:00,171
The music's perfect.
1527
01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630
Now.
1528
01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255
Whoo!
1529
01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171
Yeah!
1530
01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,338
Whoo!
1531
01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,963
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1532
01:21:40,338 --> 01:21:41,505
Whoo!
1533
01:22:29,963 --> 01:22:31,130
Whoo!
1534
01:22:33,338 --> 01:22:36,255
That was
the Sun Springs All Stars
1535
01:22:36,338 --> 01:22:38,630
from Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1536
01:22:39,213 --> 01:22:42,546
What a performance!
What a response from the audience!
1537
01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171
Thank you!
1538
01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,963
Coming up next,
1539
01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,838
a special performance
by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders
1540
01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880
supporting ovarian cancer research
1541
01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546
in memory of Martha Walker.
1542
01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,213
Okay, everyone. Two minutes.
1543
01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,963
Let's huddle in.
1544
01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755
Huddle in.
1545
01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,338
All right, don't worry about the crowd.
1546
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296
It's just us out there.
1547
01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380
You got this.
1548
01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,046
Sheryl, anything you'd like to add?
1549
01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,588
Just one thing.
1550
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296
We're doing this...
1551
01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005
for Martha.
1552
01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,046
For Martha.
1553
01:25:20,666 --> 01:25:56,666
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