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- NOW, MR. GOLDEN,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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- "HUNK."
CALL ME "HUNK" FOR NOW.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- THANKS FOR SEEING ME
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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NOBODY ELSE WOULD.
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- YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE
A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH.
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- YEAH, WELL, IT IS.
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FOR HIM.
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- WHO IS HE?
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- HIS--HIS NAME IS
BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
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- WHERE IS HE?
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- RIGHT HERE.
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I'M BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
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ON THE INSIDE ANYWAY.
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- LOOK, PLAYING AT
SCHIZOPHRENIA IS NOT MY--
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- YAH, I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW.
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LOOK, DOC, DIDN'T YOU EVER WANT
TO BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE?
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SOMEBODY EXCITING,
SOMEBODY FANTASTIC?
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I JUST HAPPEN TO BE THAT
SOMEBODY FANTASTIC BRADLEY
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BRINKMAN WANTED TO BECOME.
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AND THEN BECAME.
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- SOMEBODY WITH A FANTASTIC
IMAGINATION, YOU MEAN.
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- I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT YOU GOTTA HEAR MY STORY.
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TIME IS RUNNING
OUT FOR BRADLEY.
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AND FOR ME.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL HEAR YOUR STORY, BUT TIME
IS RUNNING OUT FOR US AS WELL.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST BEGIN
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WITH THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU
BEGAN--
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- AND BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
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- THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU
AND BRADLEY BRINKMAN BEGAN
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TO FEEL THIS WAY.
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- DOCTOR, IF I CONVINCE YOU,
WILL YOU TAKE MY CASE?
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- I'M LISTENING, MR. GOLDEN.
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- UP UNTIL SIX WEEKS AGO, I
REALLY WAS BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
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HACK, COMPUTER HACK.
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I SPENT THE FIVE YEARS
SINCE COLLEGE CHAINED TO A
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COMPUTER KEYBOARD.
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EXCEPT FOR MY
IMAGINATION, THAT IS.
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I ALWAYS DAYDREAMED
ABOUT BEING ONE OF THOSE
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IMPOSSIBLY COOL GUYS
YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES
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OR COMMERCIALS.
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YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT
DRIVE MASERATIS AND RUN
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MAJOR CORPORATIONS.
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THE KIND THAT DRIP WITH
WOMEN AND SELF CONFIDENCE.
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YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT LOOK
GREAT IN THOSE BIKINI BRIEFS
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THAT RIDE UP THE
CRACK IN YOUR BUNS.
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UNFORTUNATELY, PERPETUAL
DAYDREAMING DIDN'T LOOK
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GREAT TO MY BOSS,
CONSTANTINE CONSTAPOPOLIS
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OF CONSTAPOPOLIS COMPUTERS.
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- DAYDREAMS?
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I'M PAYING YOU TO
WRITE FOR ME DAYDREAMS?
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- HI, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS.
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I WAS-- I REALLY--
I JUST DRIFTED OFF.
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- YES, WAY OFF, BRINKMAN.
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WAY OFF.
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WAY OFF.
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YOUR PROGRAM
PROPOSAL'S SO BAD,
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THE K-9000 SHUT
DOWN WITH D.I. AGAIN.
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- "DIGITAL INDIGESTION"?
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- I'LL-- LOOK AT THIS.
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CAMELS 'R' US.
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THE BEDOUIN PROGRAM.
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WHO'S GOT A CAMEL
WITH A FLOPPY HUMP?
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LOOK AT THIS ONE.
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CONVERSATIONAL ICELANDIC.
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WHO ARE YOU
GONNA SELL IT TO?
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PENGUINS ON TOUR?
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LOOK AT THIS ONE.
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SUSHI TOWERS.
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EAT WHAT YOU BUILD.
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YOU KNOW YOUR WORK HASN'T
BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE--
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- SUSIE ELOPED WITH HER
AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR. I--
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- YEAH?
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- I KNOW I KNOW-- HOW WOULD YOU
FEEL IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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REJECTED YOU BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T WEAR A LEOTARD AND
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COUNT DURING SEX?
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- LOOK, I'M RUNNING A
BUSINESS HERE.
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YOU HAVE TWO
WEEKS--TWO WEEKS!
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--TO MAKE A MONEY-MAKING
IDEA UP HERE,
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OR ELSE YOU'RE OFF STUFFING--
- THE GRAPE
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all: THE GRAPE LEAVES IN MY
ONE-EYED FATHER'S
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GREEK RESTAURANT,
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CYCLOPS WEST.
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- THANK YOU, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS
FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
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AND GENEROSITY.
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- HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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- THE NEW PROGRAM
WAS DUE AT 9:00 A.M.
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I WAS DESPERATE
FOR A CONCEPT.
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ANY CONCEPT BUT EVERYTHING I
WROTE READ LIKE A ONE-WAY
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TICKET TO THE SOUVLAKI
LINE AT CYCLOPS WEST.
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IT ALL SEEMED BEYOND HOPE
WHEN I PUNCHED A DESPERATE
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PLEA INTO THE MACHINE.
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AND THEN IT HAPPENED.
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- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- SOME KIND OF DIGITAL VULTURE
APPEARED ON MY SCREEN,
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AND THEN THE
COMPUTER BEGAN WRITING THE
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PROGRAM BY ITSELF.
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- WHAT PROGRAM?
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- THE YUPPIE PROGRAM.
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A MULTI-COMPATIBLE LIFESTYLE
BUDGETING--
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- YOU WROTE IT?
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MINE.
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WHY, I SAVED A FORTUNE
STOCKING MY WINE CELLAR ALONE.
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NOT TO MENTION THE
COMPLIMENTS I GET FROM YOUR
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RECIPE FOR MICROWAVE PATE.
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- LIKE I SAID, THE
COMPUTER WROTE IT,
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BUT I GOT THE CREDIT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
PATE OR PASTA MACHINES OR
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THE YUPPIE-ING OF SUBURBIA
UNTIL I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
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READING IT MYSELF.
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- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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HOW CAN A COMPUTER
WRITE BY ITSELF?
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- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
ANYTHING YET.
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I WOKE UP A HERO AND BECAME
AN EVEN BIGGER ONE WHEN
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LEGIONS OF BABY BOOMERS SNAPPED
UP 50,000 COPIES
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IN THE
FIRST SIX WEEKS.
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MOM WAS PROUD.
DAD WAS PROUD.
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HECK, EVEN SUSIE CALLED
TO SAY SHE WAS PROUD TOO.
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TO HAVE YOURS TRULY FOR
A PHENOMENALLY SUCCESSFUL
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EX-BOYFRIEND.
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MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS PAID ME
A GIANT ROYALTY AND GAVE ME
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THE SUMMER OFF WITH PAY TO
WRITE ANY PROGRAM I WANTED.
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- SOUNDS WONDERFUL SO FAR.
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- ALL I KNEW ABOUT YUPPIES
WAS THEY WEAR REEBOKS TO BED
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AND WOULD HOCK THEIR HEALTH
CLUB CARDS FOR TEN MINUTES
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ALONE WITH A DOVE BAR.
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- HMM, WHERE DOES HUNK GOLDEN
FIT IN?
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- AT THE BEACH HOUSE
I RENTED IN SEA SPRAY.
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- SEA SPRAY?
PRETTY SWANKY PLACE.
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- SWANKY?
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WELL, LET'S SAY SEA
SPRAY IS SWANKY,
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IF YOU'VE GOT BIG
BUCKS TO BURN.
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THE ONLY THING SWANKY ABOUT
THE PLACE I COULD AFFORD WAS
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THE DRIVEWAY.
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THE HOUSE ITSELF WAS THE
OLDEST AND GRUNGIEST PLACE
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ON SEA SPRAY BEACH.
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BYE-BYE, BONUS.
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IT WAS BUILT BY SOME OLD SEA
CAPTAIN WHO RAN OUT OF MONEY
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AND RAN OUT OF TOWN BEFORE
HE COULD COMPLETE HIS
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SAILING SHIP OF A HOUSE.
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IT WAS IDEAL FOR
INVESTIGATING THE
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YUPPIES-AT-PLAY LIFESTYLE
ON WHICH I WAS
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SUPPOSEDLY AN EXPERT.
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I'D LEISURELY CONCOCT MY
NEXT PROGRAM AND SPEND THE
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REST OF MY TIME MAKING
MY DAYDREAMS COME TRUE.
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- SO FAR, SO GOOD.
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- EXCEPT THAT I
WENT A BIT TOO FAR.
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NOW, THERE'S HELL TO PAY.
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IN MY DAYDREAMS, ALL
I HAD TO DO WAS WINK,
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AND THE WOMEN
WOULD COME RUNNING,
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AND THERE WASN'T A BEACH
FULL OF TANNED AND TONED
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COMPETITION EITHER.
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THE OLD BOD DEFINITELY
COULD'VE USED A WORK-OUT.
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- OH, THESE ARE FABULOUS.
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LITTLE PIGGY
SALT-AND-PEPPER SHAKERS.
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OH, I'VE GOTTA ADD
THESE TO MY COLLECTION.
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OH, WELCOME TO SEA SPRAY,
WHERE THE WELL-TO-DO DO WELL
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AT DOING WELL.
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I'M POLLY CLUTTER, BUT
EVERYBODY CALLS ME "CHACHKA."
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- I'M BRADLEY BRINKMAN,
BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME
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"BRADLEY."
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YOU'RE IN MY LIVING ROOM.
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- THOUGHT SO.
I SAW YOUR CAR OUT FRONT.
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IS THAT A LOANER WHILE
THE B.M.W.'S IN THE SHOP?
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- NO, ACTUALLY.
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- OH, LOOK.
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SOMEBODY IS GONNA FINALLY
GENTRIFY THIS OLD MESS.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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- WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST
RENTING THIS OLD MESS FOR
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THE SUMMER.
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- WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY.
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HE STARTED THIS PLACE AND
NEVER QUITE FINISHED IT.
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CAPTAIN CRABIT.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT CAPTAIN CRABIT?
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- WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED
TO HIDE FIRECRACKERS IN HIS
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BARBECUE AND THEN LISTEN
FOR HIS HOT DOGS TO EXPLODE.
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OH, HE ALWAYS HAD A FIRE
GOING, THAT CAPTAIN CRABIT.
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- NO KIDDING.
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- HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO
PUT ON YOUR BATHING SUIT?
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CHACHKA'S GONNA TAKE YOU
ON THE GABBY GUIDED TOUR.
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- THE GABBY GUIDED TOUR?
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- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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IT'S FREE.
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- SOUNDS GREAT.
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HOW COME THEY
CALL YOU CHACHKA.
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- OH, 'CAUSE MY HOUSE
IS FULL OF CHACHKAS.
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I COLLECT THINGS.
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KNICK-KNACKS.
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BRIC-A-BRAC.
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I'M AN INCURABLE COLLECTOR.
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WHEN I MOVED OUT HERE FROM
NEW YORK IN THE '50s,
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THE ONLY BUILDING
ON THE BEACH
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WAS MY DAD'S HOT DOG STAND,
WEE WILLIE'S WEENIES.
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- ♪ WEE WILLIE'S WEENIES, TOP
OFF WITH CHEESE AND BEANIES ♪
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both: ♪ WEE WILLIE'S WEENIES,
BITE DOWN ON ONE TODAY, OLE ♪
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THAT'S IT!
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OH, IN THE '60s THIS PLACE WAS
BUFF BLUFF TOPLESS BEACH.
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ON A HOT DAY, THE BOOBS WERE
PACKED TIGHTER THAN EGGS IN
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YOUR EASTER BASKET.
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- BORN TOO LATE.
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- IN THE '70s MAHATMA
MAHARAJI WENT BANKRUPT
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BUILDING THE WORLD'S FIRST
AND LAST CONDO COMMUNE.
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NOW, WE'VE GOT YUPPIES.
WHO'S NEXT?
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- SHE IS.
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- WHO?
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- HER.
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SHE'S NOT REAL.
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- WHERE IS SHE?
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- RIGHT THERE.
NEXT TO THOSE SURFERS.
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- THERE'S JUST A
COUPLE OF SURFERS.
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- THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE
IN THE GALAXY IS STEAMING
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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- YOU'RE IMAGINING THIS.
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- HUH?
WHERE'D SHE GO?
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WHERE'D SHE GO?
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- HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY.
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SHE DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE,
BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER HERE.
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HEY, HEY, COME ON.
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TIME TO MEET THE HEAVY HITTERS
ON THE SOCIAL CIRCUIT.
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OH, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
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THEY'RE ALL HERE.
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- DON'T WORRY.
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WE'LL GET THIS ONE.
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- IN "THE ADVENTURES OF
ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE,
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"ARCH-VILLAIN BORIS BADENOV
WAS NAMED AFTER THE TITLE
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CHARACTER IN WHAT
FAMOUS RUSSIAN OPERA?"
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- OPERA.
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GIVE ME A BREAK.
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- IGOR STRAVINSKY, RIGHT?
231
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,600
- IGOR STRAVINSKY, WRONG.
232
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,400
- OUR TURN?
233
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400
- YOU'RE THE BEST.
234
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,670
- NO, YOU'RE THE BEST.
235
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,540
- BUT YOU'RE THE CUTEST.
- YOU'RE THE CUTEST.
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00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:27,470
both: TIE.
237
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:31,670
- BORIS GODUNOV, RIGHT?
238
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:35,070
- SEA SPRAY BEACH RULES FOR
TRIVIAL PURSUIT PROHIBIT
239
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:38,540
SAYING THE CORRECT ANSWER
TO THE LOSING TEAM.
240
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:41,500
- THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY
GET ONE RIGHT NEXT TIME.
241
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,300
both: NO.
242
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,170
- WHO IS THIS GUY, CHACHKA?
243
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,670
- BARRY BRINKMAN.
244
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,100
HE JUST MOVED IN.
245
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,500
- IT'S BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
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SORRY.
247
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- BRADLEY.
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I WANT YOU TO MEET
COASTER ROYCE,
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WALL STREET WIZ AND YOUNGEST
VICE PRESIDENT IN THE
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HISTORY OF RATCHET,
SLAMMER AND HOPS.
251
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- RATCHET, SLAMMER,
HOPS AND ROYCE,
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IF I HAVE A SAY IN IT.
253
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,670
AND I WILL.
254
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:09,570
I ALWAYS DO.
255
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:12,570
- AND THAT JET-SET ESCAPEE
FROM EAST COAST OLD MONEY,
256
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,800
ALEXIS CASH.
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00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,870
- HA HA.
258
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,170
WHERE YOU MOVING
IN, BRINKMAN?
259
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,170
- THE CRABIT HOUSE.
260
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,870
- I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS
GOING TO SPRUCE UP THAT
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00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,600
DILAPIDATED OLD DUMP.
262
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,100
THANK GOD.
263
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,470
- WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST
RENTING IT FOR THE SUMMER.
264
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:32,670
- YEAH, YOU DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY.
265
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:37,000
NEED ANY COCKROACH TRAPS?
266
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,740
- WAIT A MINUTE.
267
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,700
YOU'RE SKEET
MECKLENBURGER, RIGHT?
268
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,340
ALL-PRO DALLAS ANNIHILATOR
LINEBACKER, RIGHT?
269
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,840
- "ALL-THROUGH"
LINEBACKER, YOU MEAN.
270
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,940
CUT LIKE A ROOKIE ON
UNCONDITIONAL WAIVERS.
271
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:53,170
- YEAH, BUT I CAN STILL
CUT IT WITH YOU, CAN'T I,
272
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,470
PASSION PIE?
273
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:58,200
- WITH AN ELECTRIC
KNIFE, BABY.
274
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,200
- YOU REMEMBER
LAUREL SPRINGS,
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00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,870
CHEERLEADER QUEEN OF
WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.
276
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:05,540
- YEAH, I LOVE THE LITE
KNOCKWURST COMMERCIAL
277
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:06,770
YOU GUYS DO TOGETHER.
278
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:07,840
- OH, THANKS.
- A FAN.
279
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,540
HOW FLATTERING.
280
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,740
YOU PLAY V-BALL, BRINSKY?
281
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,840
- V-BALL?
282
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,170
V-BALL. OH, YEAH.
283
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,770
I'D LOVE TO, BUT I
HAVEN'T PLAYED IT IN AGES.
284
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,140
- DON'T WORRY.
285
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:21,300
SKEET KNOWS ALL THE RULES.
286
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:27,300
- THERE ARE A FEW DO'S AND
DON'TS IN V-BALL, BRINSKY,
287
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:31,600
SO LET'S START
WITH THE DON'TS.
288
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:36,070
YOU DON'T REACH
UNDER THE NET.
289
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:39,370
YOU DON'T RUN INTO THE NET.
290
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:42,370
AND YOU DON'T KICK SAND ON
AN OPPOSING PLAYER
291
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,700
WHEN HE'S DOWN.
292
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:49,940
GOT THE PICTURE, BRINSKY?
293
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,900
- SO WHAT IF THEY ALL ACTED
LIKE THEY HATED ME FROM BIRTH?
294
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,100
THERE WAS AN AURA
TO THEIR ARROGANCE.
295
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,170
I HAD TO FIT IN.
296
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,640
I YUPPIED OUT MY HOUSE WITH
EVERY TRENDY APPLIANCE MY
297
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,700
CREDIT LIMIT COULD BEAR.
298
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,700
AH, SO WHAT IF THE STUFF
WOULD NEVER FIT IN MY STUDIO
299
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,300
APARTMENT AFTER THE SUMMER.
300
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,870
I WAS LIVING IN THE MOMENT.
301
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:16,140
I EVEN PERSONALLY
STONEWASHED ALL MY CLOTHES.
302
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,940
I STILL HAVEN'T
FIGURED OUT WHY.
303
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,840
SEA SPRAY BY NIGHT
MEANS THE SAND CASTLE.
304
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,740
THE MEN ARE LOW ON BODY
FAT, THE WOMEN ARE HIGH ON
305
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,770
THEMSELVES ... AND WHATEVER
ELSE IS GOING AROUND.
306
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,670
I WAS READY FOR STEP TWO,
INVITING THE WHOLE BEACH TO
307
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:34,040
AN OPEN HOUSE AT MY PLACE.
308
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,970
I'D PARTY THEIR ASSES OFF.
309
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:40,070
INCLUDE MYSELF IN
WITH THE IN CROWD.
310
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,240
THE SEA SPRAY CROWD
ACCEPTS NO SUBSTITUTES,
311
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,700
AND I FELT LIKE
A SUBSTITUTE.
312
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,270
- HEY, HI, COASTER.
313
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:03,640
HOW'S IT GOING, GUY?
314
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,640
- WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT OUTFIT?
315
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:09,000
- WELL, I GOT IT AT
THE SEA SPRAY GALLERIA.
316
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,540
- OH, ALEXIS, DARLING.
317
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,040
BRINKMAN HERE WENT
SHOPPING AT
318
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,000
THE SEA SPRAY "SCHLOCKERIA."
319
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,940
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
320
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,600
WE'RE EXACTLY IDENTICAL.
321
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,970
- OH, FAT CHANCE.
322
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,870
- MIDNIGHT EXPRESS FOR MEN.
323
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,070
MADE IN TURKEY.
324
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:34,070
POLY-COTTON BLEND.
both: OOH.
325
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:38,470
OH, GIORGIO
SPERMATUCCI STONEWASH.
326
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,370
SPERMATUCCI, MY
FAVORITE DESIGNER.
327
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:43,640
- THEY'RE 100% COTTON.
328
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,300
- THEY STONEWASH THEIR
DENIM IN SYNTHETIC STONES.
329
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,140
- BRINKMAN, A LITTLE ADVICE,
THE ONLY THING THAT YOU'LL
330
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:54,970
LAY TONIGHT IN THAT
IS LINOLEUM.
331
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,170
- OH, YEAH, YOU GUYS,
HERE'S AN INVITATION.
332
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:00,940
MY OPEN HOUSE.
333
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,400
TRY AND DROP BY.
334
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,140
- CATERED NO DOUBT BY
CHARLES DE GRAVY DU POISSON.
335
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,600
OH, WE WILL BE
THERE WITH BELLS ON.
336
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,040
BELLS.
337
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,100
- DING AWAY.
338
00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:21,700
- AND THEN I SAW HER.
AGAIN.
339
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:47,370
- ARE WE PUMPED
IN THERE, BRADLEY?
340
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:49,400
- I WAS DANCING WITH THAT
INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS WOMAN
341
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,740
FROM THE BEACH,
BUT SHE VANISHED.
342
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,640
- OH, SURE.
HOW COME I CAN'T SEE HER?
343
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,800
WHERE'D SHE GO?
344
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,470
- HELL, IF I KNOW.
345
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,970
- THE FINAL SCORE FOR MY
OPEN HOUSE WAS HOST-ONE,
346
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,900
GUESTS-ZERO.
347
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:12,370
TALK ABOUT WOUNDED PRIDE,
MINE WAS DEAD ON ARRIVAL.
348
00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:16,970
A NIGHTMARE IN LEFTOVER
ARTICHOKE HEARTS.
349
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,770
- HELLO.
350
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:30,400
CHACHKA, UH-- CHACHKA,
BABY, HOW ARE YA?
351
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:35,270
OH, FANTASTIC.
FANTASTIC TURN-OUT, YEAH.
352
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,140
YEAH!
WHAT?
353
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,400
OH, YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OVER.
354
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,370
OH, BABE, WE'RE
GONNA MISS YA, YEAH.
355
00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:42,370
GREAT PARTY, BRADLEY.
356
00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:43,740
YEAH, DUDE, GREAT PARTY.
357
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,600
WHAT?
358
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
LEFTOVERS?
359
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,700
UH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
360
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,370
THESE PARTY ANIMALS,
THEY ARE PIGGING OUT.
361
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,170
YEAH, PIGGING OUT, YEAH.
362
00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,840
WHAT?
363
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,900
BABE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP FOR ME, OKAY?
364
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,100
NO, NO, HONEY
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
365
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,900
I'LL TALK TO YOU
TOMORROW, OKAY?
366
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,940
YEAH, YEAH.
BYE!
367
00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:16,870
"ANY LEFTOVERS."
368
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:19,800
SHE'LL PROBABLY BE RIGHT
OVER WITH TUPPERWARE.
369
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,600
- SUPPOSE YOU GAVE AN OPEN
HOUSE, AND NOBODY CAME.
370
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,640
WE CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW,
CAN WE, COMPUTER CHAMP?
371
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,700
- WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T DISAPPEAR.
372
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,200
OKAY.
373
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,070
WHO ARE YOU, AND HOW DO YOU KNOW
SO MUCH ABOUT ME?
374
00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:51,770
AND AM I THE ONLY
PERSON WHO CAN SEE YOU?
375
00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:54,140
- AROUSED?
376
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:57,300
YOUR CURIOSITY, I MEAN.
377
00:23:57,300 --> 00:24:02,200
BRADLEY, A GIRL IN MY LINE
WORKS UP A DEVILISH THIRST.
378
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:06,100
AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE
ME TO STAY FOR A PERRIER?
379
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,670
WOW, THE FOOD'S JUST
TO DIE FOR, BRADLEY.
380
00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:15,440
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
BE ONE FABULOUS HOST.
381
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,200
IT'S A SHAME YOU
DON'T RECOGNIZE IT.
382
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,600
- YOU'VE HAD THE FOOD,
AND YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
383
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,270
NOW, WHO ARE YOU?
384
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:26,070
- MY NAME'S O'BRIEN.
385
00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,570
- JUST O'BRIEN?
386
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,240
- JUST O'BRIEN.
387
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,500
- AND WHERE DO
YOU LIVE, O'BRIEN?
388
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,900
- HELL.
389
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:37,100
I HAVE A LARGE STUDIO APARTMENT
AT 1,700 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.
390
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:41,500
OF COURSE, I WANT A ONE-BEDROOM
AT 2,500 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.
391
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,540
OR A LOFT IN THE CELSIUS
NEIGHBORHOOD,
392
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:47,240
BUT ANYTHING OVER 2,000 DEGREES
IS A FORTUNE.
393
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,500
IT'S HELL TO FIND A DECENT
PLACE TO LIVE IN HELL.
394
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,670
- WHO WRITES YOUR MATERIAL,
DAVID LETTERMAN?
395
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,940
CUTE.
VERY CLEVER.
396
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:09,440
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
397
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,900
- OKAY, LISTEN UP, BRADLEY,
BECAUSE I'M ONLY GONNA READ
398
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,900
YOUR BLACK MAGIC
RIGHTS ONCE.
399
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:19,770
- OH.
400
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,570
- BE FOREWARNED--
401
00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,000
- SORRY.
402
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,370
- BE FOREWARNED, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO BE SOLICITED FOR A
403
00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:29,170
SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE.
404
00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:31,340
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO CALL AN EXORCIST.
405
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,870
IF YOU CANNOT
AFFORD AN EXORCIST,
406
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:34,970
ONE WILL BE
APPOINTED TO YOU.
407
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:38,200
ANY BLACK MAGIC COVENANTS
HEREAFTER EXECUTED BY YOU
408
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,070
CAN AND WILL BE USED TO
ASSERT DARK DOMINION OVER
409
00:25:41,070 --> 00:25:42,400
YOUR SOUL.
410
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,400
ANY QUESTIONS?
411
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,370
- YEAH.
WHY ME?
412
00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:51,440
- I'VE HAD MY EVIL
ON YOU A LONG TIME.
413
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:57,770
BRADLEY, YOU NEED
A FRIEND RIGHT NOW.
414
00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:01,840
WHO DO YOU THINK INSPIRED
THE YUPPIE PROGRAM?
415
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,540
- WAIT A MINUTE.
416
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:06,300
THIS WAS ON MY COMPUTER.
417
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:09,670
YOU POSSESSED MY WORD
PROCESSOR THAT NIGHT?
418
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:15,240
- LET'S CALL IT
"TEMPORARY OCCUPANCY."
419
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,400
- THIS CONVERSATION IS
INSANE, AND SO ARE YOU.
420
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,740
- ONE QUESTION, BRADLEY.
421
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:26,740
ARE YOU HAPPY YOU RENTED THIS
FABULOUS HOUSE
422
00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:29,500
SO CLOSE TO ROYCE, COULD WIPE
HIS TOPSIDERS ON YOUR FACE
423
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,270
AT THE DROP OF A FRISBEE?
424
00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:32,770
HAPPY WOMEN AROUND HERE
425
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:35,970
WON'T GIVE YOU THE CORRECT TIME
OF DAY AT A ROLEX CONVENTION?
426
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:40,070
- WELL--
- I CAN MAKE YOU OVER.
427
00:26:40,070 --> 00:26:42,070
MAKE YOU INTO THE
KIND OF MAN YOU'VE ALWAYS
428
00:26:42,070 --> 00:26:44,240
DAYDREAMED ABOUT.
429
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,470
THE KIND OF MAN
WOMEN WANT MOST.
430
00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:49,870
AND MEN WANT MOST TO BE.
431
00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,700
A HUNK.
432
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:58,370
HANDSOME, TANNED, TONED.
433
00:26:58,370 --> 00:26:59,970
RICH, BRADLEY.
434
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:02,770
SUCCESSFUL.
435
00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:04,870
ADMIRED.
436
00:27:04,870 --> 00:27:06,700
- WHAT'S ALL THIS
GONNA COST ME?
437
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,940
- OH, YOUR SOUL, SILLY BOY.
438
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,940
AND WOULD YOU
BELIEVE, RIGHT NOW,
439
00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:17,140
WE HAVE A NO-OBLIGATION
SELL-YOUR-SOUL-FOR-THE-SUMMER
440
00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:19,670
TRIAL OFFER?
441
00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:22,440
AND IF YOU ARE NOT
100% SATISFIED,
442
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,570
YOUR OLD BODY AND OLD
SOUL WILL BE REFUNDED.
443
00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:28,040
IT'S A PACKAGE DEAL.
444
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:32,400
- ARE YOU PART OF
THE PACKAGE DEAL?
445
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,140
- OH, THE DEVIL HIMSELF,
INCORPORATED,
446
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:36,470
FORBIDS MY DATING CLIENTS
WHILE THEIR SOUL IS IN
447
00:27:36,470 --> 00:27:38,840
SPIRITUAL ESCROW.
448
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,940
- THE DEVIL HIMSELF,
INCORPORATED?
449
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:46,100
- THE BOSS NEEDS TAX
WRITE-OFFS JUST LIKE YOU.
450
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,300
- WE'LL STILL SEE
EACH OTHER, WON'T WE?
451
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:52,070
- OH, FOR ETERNITY,
IF YOU WANT.
452
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:54,140
SO GIVE IT A GO
FOR THE SUMMER?
453
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:59,140
- AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO SIGN
SOMETHING IN BLOOD, RIGHT?
454
00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,500
- A HYPODERMIC PEN.
455
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,570
NO MUSS, NO FUSS.
456
00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:03,970
IT'S MY LATEST INVENTION.
457
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:05,900
- OW!
458
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,800
- DONE.
459
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,700
- NOW WHAT?
460
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,970
- NOW, WAIT.
461
00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:36,640
A NEW LIFE AND A NEW BODY
BEGIN TOMORROW AT SUNRISE.
462
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,740
SWEET DREAMS,
BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
463
00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:43,840
THIS MAY BE THE LAST
WE SEE OF THE OLD YOU.
464
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,200
BYE.
465
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,540
- BYE.
466
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:55,170
OH, WEIRD.
REALLY WEIRD.
467
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,770
- THAT NIGHT, I
HAD A WILD DREAM.
468
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:02,670
AT LEAST, I THOUGHT
IT WAS A DREAM.
469
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,570
- OH, MAN, WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
470
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,540
WAIT A MINUTE.
471
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:30,400
WHOSE ARM IS THIS?
472
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,840
WAIT A MINUTE.
473
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,700
WHOSE ROOM IS THIS?
474
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:41,940
STILL DREAMING.
475
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:44,500
I'M NOT DREAMING.
476
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,970
THIS IS REAL.
477
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:49,600
WHERE'D ALL THIS COME FROM?
478
00:31:53,070 --> 00:32:02,170
OH, MY GOD.
479
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,740
O'BRIEN REALLY DID IT.
480
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:22,800
SHE REALLY...REALLY DID IT.
481
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:28,500
HEY, THAT'S NOT OSCAR.
482
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:33,700
MY BEST FRIEND SINCE THE
SEVENTH GRADE IS MISSING.
483
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,870
O'BRIEN?
484
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,940
O'BRIEN, WHAT THE
HELL-- CHACHKA, HI.
485
00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:42,740
- YOU KNOW ME? I'D REMEMBER
MEETING YOU.
486
00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:45,340
IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE
LEFTOVERS FROM LAST NIGHT,
487
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:47,840
I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
FOR MISSING YOU.
488
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,170
I MEAN, IT.
489
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:52,840
- YEAH, I'M WHAT'S
LEFT OVER, ALL RIGHT.
490
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,300
- OH, IS BODY--I
MEAN, BRADLEY--HOME?
491
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,300
- BRADLEY.
492
00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:01,200
NO, BRADLEY'S STILL
DREAMING, I THINK.
493
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,700
I MEAN, HE'S STILL HUNG
OVER FROM THE PARTY.
494
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:04,770
- OH, LOOK.
495
00:33:04,770 --> 00:33:07,440
HE REDECORATED
THE WHOLE PLACE.
496
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,770
- YEAH.
497
00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:09,770
WOW.
498
00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:10,900
SHE SURE DID.
499
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,100
I MEAN, YES.
500
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:17,770
YES, HE DID.
501
00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:19,840
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
502
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,670
- A REAL HUNK.
503
00:33:22,670 --> 00:33:26,740
I MEAN, IS THAT YOUR
NEW CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY?
504
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,900
- NEW CAR?
505
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:28,840
WHAT NEW CAR?
506
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:36,340
YOU MEAN, THIS CAR?
507
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,370
- NO.
508
00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:41,400
THIS IS MY GASTROMOBILE.
509
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,170
- AH, IT'S INTERESTING, YES.
510
00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:45,640
- THE NEW CAR IS OVER HERE.
511
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,000
IS IT YOURS?
512
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,970
- CAR OF MY DAYDREAMS.
513
00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:52,840
UH, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
514
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,670
- WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?
515
00:33:55,670 --> 00:33:57,770
- I'M NOT SURE.
516
00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:00,500
I MEAN, BRADLEY AND
I ARE VERY CLOSE.
517
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:04,700
LISTEN, HAVE YOU SEEN A
WOMAN ABOUT 5'9", DARK HAIR,
518
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:05,970
REALLY GORGEOUS?
519
00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:07,870
- NOT YOU TOO.
520
00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:11,070
- NEVER MIND.
SHE'LL TURN UP.
521
00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:12,800
I HOPE.
522
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:18,740
LOOK AT THIS STUFF.
523
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,440
H.G. WHO IS H.G.?
524
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,770
NOT ONLY
WAS I NEW TO CHACHKA,
525
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:29,870
BUT EVERYTHING I NOW
OWNED WAS NEW TO ME.
526
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:43,100
HOW WE DOING, SUSIE?
527
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:58,800
"THE WHOLE PACKAGE DEAL."
528
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,000
O'BRIEN.
529
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,270
"HUNK GOLDEN?"
530
00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:14,940
MY NAME IS "HUNK GOLDEN?"
531
00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:25,140
I'M RICH.
532
00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:27,870
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO BRADLEY BRINKMAN?
533
00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:36,740
O'BRIEN!
534
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:39,170
O'BRIEN.
535
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,340
- IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO
KEEP FROM RIPPING HIS TOWEL
536
00:35:58,340 --> 00:35:59,740
OFF WITH MY TEETH.
537
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:01,470
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
538
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,000
HE DIDN'T SAY.
539
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,670
- ANOTHER RENTER ASSHOLE.
540
00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:08,000
- THERE HE IS NOW.
541
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,440
YOO-HOO!
542
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,000
BRADLEY'S FRIEND!
543
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,900
OVER HERE.
544
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,070
- OH, NOW, THAT'S
A PERFECT SPECIMEN.
545
00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:22,370
- A MAN'S MAN-AND-A-HALF.
546
00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:24,840
- PUTS YOU TWO
BOTH TO SHAME.
547
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,500
- YEAH, WE'LL
SEE ABOUT THAT.
548
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,140
- HELLO AGAIN.
549
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:29,800
I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME.
550
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,740
- BRADLEY-- HUNK.
551
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:33,700
MY NAME IS HUNK GOLDEN.
552
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:35,870
- HUNK.
553
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:38,670
THAT SHORT FOR
HAIRDRESSER OR SOMETHING?
554
00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:39,800
- UH, HUNK.
555
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,140
THIS IS COASTER, ALEXIS,
LAUREL AND SKEET.
556
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:47,000
- WELL, I FEEL LIKE
I KNOW YOU ALREADY.
557
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,770
- ISN'T HE CHARMING.
558
00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:51,200
MOVING IN?
559
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,200
- OR MOVING ALONG?
560
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,100
- NO, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST
VISITING BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
561
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,800
- THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE WUSS?
562
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,100
- WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST
LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW.
563
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,940
- WELL,
WHAT'S THE HURRY, MURRAY?
564
00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:06,140
JUST SO HAPPENS WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A FOURTH FOR V-BALL.
565
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,300
- YOU DO KNOW HOW TO
PLAY V-BALL, DON'T YOU?
566
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,200
- UH, YEAH.
567
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,500
SOMEBODY GAVE ME A
FEW LESSONS ... ONCE.
568
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,800
- GO, HUNK!
569
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,700
- OH, I HOPE THIS
IS GONNA BE GOOD.
570
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:21,370
- ALL RIGHT!
GREAT.
571
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:24,400
- GO, HUNK! GO!
572
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,370
- YOU CAN SERVE, CAN'T YOU?
573
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,670
- YEAH.
MIND IF I PRACTICE FIRST?
574
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:29,670
- HEY, GARDENER.
575
00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:32,940
YOU AND ME.
ONE ON ONE.
576
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,440
HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE
A GOOD SPIKE.
577
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,140
- GOOD LUCK.
578
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:39,470
- YEAH.
579
00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:41,570
- COME ON.
GET IT UP, GORGEOUS.
580
00:37:41,570 --> 00:37:42,870
- GO, HUNK.
581
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,740
KILL HIM, HUNK.
582
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,800
- I'M GONNA WRAP YOUR
NUTS AROUND YOUR NECK,
583
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,870
TWINKIE DICK.
584
00:37:57,870 --> 00:37:59,100
- NO, SKEET.
585
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:04,870
NO!
586
00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:07,370
- SKEET, DON'T DAMAGE
THE MERCHANDISE.
587
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:18,370
- SKEET, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
588
00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:21,040
- GO, HUNK.
589
00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:34,870
- OUT COLD.
590
00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:36,270
- FAIR FIGHT.
591
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:38,470
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, BUT
HE CAN REALLY ROAR LIKE AN
592
00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:40,400
ASSHOLE SOMETIMES.
593
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,040
- WHERE'D YOU
GET THAT WALLOP?
594
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,870
- THAT'S WHAT
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
595
00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:02,370
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
THREW THIS TOGETHER
596
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,340
IN FIVE MINUTES' NOTICE, HUNK.
597
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,700
- WHAT A HOST.
598
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:07,200
- ODDS AND ENDS
FROM THE FRIDGE.
599
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,200
- ODDS AND END FOR 40.
600
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,240
IMPRESSIVE.
601
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,470
- WHERE'S BRADLEY?
602
00:39:12,470 --> 00:39:14,870
- BRADLEY, HE'S DOWNTOWN.
603
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:15,870
BIG FAMILY EMERGENCY.
604
00:39:15,870 --> 00:39:18,740
- FIGURES.
605
00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:23,600
- I WANT A WORD WITH
YOU, MR. HUNK GOLDEN.
606
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,000
- THE LAST TIME SHE HAD
A WORD WITH SOMEBODY,
607
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,700
HE COULDN'T TALK FOR A WEEK.
608
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,500
WANT A CRACKER?
609
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,540
- I'M NOT EATING.
610
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:31,600
- WHY NOT, BUBBY?
611
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,040
- I'M FAT.
- YOU'RE NOT FAT.
612
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,300
- OH, YOU ARE NOT FAT.
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL GAZELLE.
613
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,370
- I'M HUGE.
614
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:37,700
- YOU'RE NOT HUGE.
- YOU ARE NOT.
615
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,540
- YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING IN THE WORLD.
616
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:44,940
- I'M A BEACHED WHALE.
- YOU'RE NOT A BEACHED WHALE.
617
00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,870
- I'M REALLY
SORRY ABOUT SKEET.
618
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:49,540
I DON'T KNOW MY
OWN STRENGTH.
619
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:50,670
HOW IS HE?
620
00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:55,940
- UNCONSCIOUS UNDER
A 20-POUND ICE PACK.
621
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,000
YOU ANIMAL.
622
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,840
- I'M AN ANIMAL?
623
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,900
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
SO SAVAGE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
624
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,300
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
625
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,500
- DO I KNOW?
626
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,800
I JUST MET MYSELF FOR
THE FIRST TIME TODAY.
627
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,440
- YOU KNOW WHAT SOMEBODY
OUGHT TO DO TO A BRUTAL
628
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,070
BASTARD LIKE YOU?
629
00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:18,070
- UH, NO.
630
00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:22,000
- SOMEBODY SHOULD THANK YOU
FOR PUTTING THAT BIG LUMMOX
631
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,670
IN HIS PLACE.
632
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:27,040
YOU'RE A WALKING A
CHUCK NORRIS MOVIE,
633
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,300
AND I'M NOT WAITING TILL
YOU'RE OUT ON VIDEOCASSETTE!
634
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,170
- UH, IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
635
00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:34,700
THIS HOUSE IS
FULL OF GUESTS.
636
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,740
- AND ALL THE WOMEN
WANNA TAKE YOU SOUTH OF THE
637
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:42,040
MASON-DIXON LINE.
638
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,400
- THINGS LIKE THIS NEVER
HAPPEN TO BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
639
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,800
- WELL, WHY WORRY ABOUT THAT
LITTLE OLD TADPOLE WHEN WE
640
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,040
GOT A BIGGER FISH TO FRY?
641
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,100
- WHERE'D YOU LEARN
TO JOCKEY THIS BED?
642
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:58,740
- DALLAS GENERAL HOSPITAL.
643
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:01,740
BEFORE BECOMING AN
ANNIHILATOR CHEERLEADER,
644
00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:06,040
I WAS STRIPPED OF
MY CANDY STRIPES.
645
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,170
- WELL, ONCE A CANDY-STRIPER,
ALWAYS A CANDY-STRIPER.
646
00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:09,400
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
647
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,370
- YOU WANNA SEE MY STRIPES?
648
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:17,040
OKAY!
649
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,540
THEY'RE INVISIBLE.
650
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:21,140
- OH, I CAN SEE
'EM JUST FINE.
651
00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:24,440
- WHOO!
652
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,940
OH-OH-OH!
- OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
653
00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:36,270
- WHOO!
654
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,240
WHOO!
655
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,870
AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
656
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:46,570
WHOO!
657
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:48,340
- OH! OH! OH!
658
00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:50,540
- WHOO!
659
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:52,640
- AH AH AH!
- WHOO!
660
00:42:10,970 --> 00:42:12,570
- WHAT A DIFFERENCE
A DAY MAKES.
661
00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:14,170
- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
662
00:42:14,170 --> 00:42:16,870
WHERE IS BRADLEY BRINKMAN?
663
00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:20,440
- YOU'RE STILL
BRADLEY INSIDE.
664
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,200
ONLY NOW, YOU'RE
GETTING RESULTS.
665
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,500
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME
GORGEOUS KOOK, NOT SATANA,
666
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,000
QUEEN OF DARKNESS.
667
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,540
- WILL YOU RELAX?
668
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:34,970
ENJOY LIVING IN THIS GORGEOUS
NEW CHASSIS FOR A WHILE.
669
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,570
- YOU KNOW, I DRANK
EIGHT MARTINIS.
670
00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:38,000
I'M NOT EVEN HUNG OVER.
671
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,570
- THAT'S NOTHING.
672
00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:43,170
TOMORROW, WE BEGIN
NEW BODY ORIENTATION.
673
00:42:43,170 --> 00:42:45,140
ARE YOU GONNA BE SURPRISED.
674
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:48,440
- WHAT ABOUT MY OLD BODY?
675
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:54,140
- THE TRIAL OFFER EXPIRES
THE MIDNIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY,
676
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,970
BUT YOU'LL
NEVER GO BACK.
677
00:42:55,970 --> 00:42:57,640
NOBODY DOES.
678
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,700
TRUST ME.
679
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,940
I DESIGNED YOU MYSELF.
680
00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:09,400
YOU'VE GOT THE THIGHS
OF SYLVESTER STALLONE,
681
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,870
THE PELVIS OF ELVIS PRESLEY,
682
00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,500
THE NAVEL OF ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER,
683
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,540
THE NIPPLES OF ROBERT REDFORD,
684
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:20,940
THE EYES OF PAUL NEWMAN, AND
THE SCHLONG OF KING KONG.
685
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:25,370
I GAVE YOU PERMA-FIRM FLESH,
WRINKLE-PROOF PERMA-TAN SKIN,
686
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:29,900
UNFRIZZABLE HAIR,
UNBREAKABLE BONES,
687
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:34,640
SELF-CLEANING CAVITY-PROOF
TEETH, ODORLESS SWEAT.
688
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,570
WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR SOUL
LIVES ON IN HELL IN HUNK FORM
689
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:40,070
FOR ETERNITY.
690
00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:51,340
GORGE YOURSELF ON THE MOST
FATTENING FOOD
691
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:54,340
IN ALL CREATION AND
NEVER GAIN WEIGHT.
692
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,470
CHUG 12 TIMES THE ALCOHOL
CAPACITY OF A PERSON
693
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:08,300
TWICE YOUR SIZE.
694
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:10,700
YOUR LIVER WAS DESIGNED
BY DEAN MARTIN.
695
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,100
AND TO PROTECT OUR
EVIL INVESTMENT,
696
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:16,540
YOU'RE A NATURAL
MARTIAL ARTS MASTER.
697
00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:18,500
JUST ASK SKEET.
698
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:32,840
LET'S NOT FORGET WHY
WE PACKAGED YOU SO STUNNINGLY--
699
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,570
WOMEN.
700
00:44:36,370 --> 00:44:40,440
YOU'LL BE A MOVING TARGET
FROM NOW ON FOR ANYONE WHO
701
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,700
LOVES LUSCIOUS-LOOKING MEN.
702
00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:54,440
YOU'RE BOUND TO OVERDO THE
SUPER-STUD BIT AT FIRST,
703
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,800
BUT YOU'LL KNOW WHEN
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
704
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,440
WORSHIP THY WHEELS.
705
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,300
A HUNK IS NAKED
WITHOUT HIS CAR.
706
00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:11,500
AND DO EVERYTHING FIRST.
707
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,100
A HUNK SETS TRENDS.
708
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,370
UNDERDRESS TO IMPRESS.
709
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,940
A HUNK LOOKS HIS BEST WHEN
HE LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN'T
710
00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:31,840
CARE HOW HE LOOKS.
711
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:39,670
- THAT IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE, RIDICULOUS,
712
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:44,040
PREPOSTEROUS STORY
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
713
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,500
- BUT IT'S TRUE.
714
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,900
- YOU REALIZE I JUST
TAPED YOUR ENTIRE SESSION,
715
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,100
AND ON THE BASIS
OF THAT ALONE,
716
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:54,600
I COULD HAVE YOU HELD FOR
OBSERVATION AT ANY MENTAL
717
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,300
WARD IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY,
718
00:45:57,300 --> 00:46:00,300
BUT THAT'S WHAT FASCINATES ME.
719
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:04,240
YOU SOUND DELUDED, BUT
SOMETHING INSIDE ME TELLS ME
720
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,740
YOU'RE NOT.
721
00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:08,940
- YEAH, WELL THE ME
INSIDE ME KNOWS I'M NOT.
722
00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:11,770
I MEAN, WHAT IF SHE HAS A
DEMONIC WHIM AND TURNS ME
723
00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:12,940
INTO A HAMSTER?
724
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,670
OR A HIGH SCHOOL
DRIVER'S ED INSTRUCTOR?
725
00:46:14,670 --> 00:46:16,870
- DON'T PANIC, HUNK.
726
00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:18,370
DO I BELIEVE YOU?
727
00:46:18,370 --> 00:46:19,400
NO.
728
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,600
CAN I HELP YOU TO HELP YOURSELF?
MAYBE.
729
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,600
- ALL RIGHT.
730
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,170
WHERE DO I START?
731
00:46:26,170 --> 00:46:28,540
- WELL, YOU SAY YOU'RE
BRADLEY BRINKMAN,
732
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:31,940
AND THAT BRADLEY BRINKMAN'S
DREAM IS TO BECOME A HUNK,
733
00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:34,240
RIGHT?
- RIGHT.
734
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,140
- SO BE A HUNK.
735
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:38,300
I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT WHILE WE'RE
736
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:42,000
GETTING TO THE REAL
ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEM.
737
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,670
- YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU
COULD MEET O'BRIEN
738
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:45,570
THAT WOULD PROVE EVERYTHING.
739
00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:49,870
- I DOUBT WHETHER O'BRIEN OR
BRADLEY BRINKMAN EXIST
740
00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:52,700
OUTSIDE OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
741
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:56,370
SO UNTIL OUR NEXT SESSION,
JUST LIGHTEN UP.
742
00:46:56,370 --> 00:46:59,200
THERE ARE WORSE FATES THAN
BEING A DROP DEAD GORGEOUS GUY
743
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:04,570
WITH A PAD AT
THE BEACH, YOU KNOW.
744
00:47:04,570 --> 00:47:08,040
- YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DOCTOR?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
745
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,170
- MY CLIENTS AND MY
FRIENDS CALL ME SUNNY.
746
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,600
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER I POWDER MY NOSE.
747
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,900
- YOU PROMISE.
- MM-HMM.
748
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:11,140
- WHOA.
749
00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:13,400
CHICKY, CHICKY, CHICKY
DEAR OF THE SEA,
750
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,340
WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?
751
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:17,640
AWW, COME ON, BABE.
752
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,470
SAVE THAT COLD FISH STUFF
FOR ALL THESE NERDS AND
753
00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:23,470
"TUNA" IN TO ME, SUSHI TAIL.
754
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,800
WHAT'S WRONG?
755
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,540
HAS CATFISH GOT
YOUR TONGUE, HUH?
756
00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:29,540
- BABE!
757
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,670
- OOPS.
GOTTA GO.
758
00:48:31,670 --> 00:48:34,270
BUT I JUST LOVE RAW FISH.
759
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,570
- WAS BIGGSY-WIGGSY A GOOD
WITTLE BOY WHILE MOMMY
760
00:48:40,570 --> 00:48:42,900
POWDERED HER NOSY-WOSY?
761
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,270
- THE GOODEST.
762
00:48:44,270 --> 00:48:46,440
- I'LL BET.
763
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,570
- EXCUSE ME.
764
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,700
HEY, MARTY, HOW ABOUT A CAMPARI
WITH A SPLASH OF ORANGE?
765
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,170
- SINCE SHE TOLD ME--
766
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:37,100
- SO HOW WAS THE
CATCH OF THE DAY?
767
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,500
- AH, PRETTY FRESH.
768
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,770
- "PRETTY FRESH"?
769
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:43,140
HEY, I PROMISED YOU PARADISE,
AND I DELIVERED.
770
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:44,540
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
771
00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:47,840
A LIFE OF EARTHLY PLEASURE
IN EXCHANGE FOR AN AFTERLIFE
772
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,200
OF THE INTERNAL INFERNAL GOD OF
HELLFIRE AND STAPH, RIGHT?
773
00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:54,940
- SOMEBODY MENTION ME?
774
00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:59,740
- HUNK, MEET THE CHAIRMAN
OF THE BOARD
775
00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:03,700
OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF,
INCORPORATED--DR. D.,
776
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,500
THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
777
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,140
- THE DEVIL IS A DOCTOR?
778
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:11,470
- A DOCTOR OF DEATH, SWORN
TO THE HYPOCRITIC OATH--
779
00:50:11,470 --> 00:50:14,800
TO TAKE LIFE WHENEVER POSSIBLE.
780
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,170
- WAIT A MINUTE.
781
00:50:16,170 --> 00:50:18,240
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THE GUY
THAT USED TO OWN THIS HOUSE.
782
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,840
THAT CAPTAIN CRABIT GUY.
783
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,370
- OH, I LOOK LIKE MANY DIFFERENT
PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
784
00:50:24,370 --> 00:50:26,640
ALL OF THEM ROTTEN.
785
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,570
- WELL, YOU DRESS
LIKE GENGHIS KHAN.
786
00:50:28,570 --> 00:50:30,600
- ATTILA THE HUN.
787
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,170
WE'RE SACKING
ROME IN 451 A.D.
788
00:50:34,170 --> 00:50:39,300
ACTUALLY, I JUST POPPED
IN FOR A COKE CLASSIC.
789
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:41,470
- WHO'S SHE?
790
00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:43,270
- CHINCHILLIA.
791
00:50:43,270 --> 00:50:47,200
A LITTLE ROMAN SLAVE GIRL
I RESCUED
792
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,440
TO KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT.
793
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,970
SHE ONLY SPEAKS
LATIN, I'M AFRAID.
794
00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:55,800
"E PLURIBUS UNUM," MY DEAR.
795
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,570
- WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
796
00:50:57,570 --> 00:51:00,270
451 A.D.?
THAT'S 15 CENTURIES AGO.
797
00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:02,170
- WELL, IF HISTORY'S
GONNA REPEAT ITSELF,
798
00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:04,740
I HAVE TO KEEP EVIL GOING
IN THE PAST AS WELL AS THE
799
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:06,670
PRESENT AND FUTURE.
800
00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:09,240
THIS IS THE WORST DEMON
POWER SHORTAGE WE'VE HAD
801
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:14,200
SINCE EVERYONE WENT HOLY
FOR THOSE BLASTED CRUSADES.
802
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:19,770
THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU.
803
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,300
- ME?
804
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:27,640
- YES. YOU.
805
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,470
IN ANOTHER 50 YEARS, YOU'LL
BE ASSISTING ALL THE BIGGIES
806
00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:36,300
OF BADNESS--IVAN THE
TERRIBLE, JACK THE RIPPER,
807
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:40,770
BENITO MUSSOLINI, AND FIRST
DIBS ON DELECTABLE FRINGE
808
00:51:40,770 --> 00:51:42,640
BENEFITS TOO, MY BOY.
809
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:50,370
NOW, O'BRIEN, IF YOU
NEED ME ON MONDAY,
810
00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:53,270
I WILL BE AT THE
FRENCH REVOLUTION,
811
00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:55,800
BEHEADING AMBASSADORS.
812
00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,340
TUESDAY, CHAMPAGNE WITH
CAIN FOR KILLING ABEL.
813
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:05,240
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, POLO WITH THE
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
814
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:10,200
THURSDAY, THE
1906 SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE.
815
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,170
WHAT A BLAST THAT WAS.
816
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:17,840
FRI--OH, FRIDAY, I SINK
ATLANTIS FOR THE WEEKEND.
817
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,100
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT.
818
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:22,870
- WHAT, WHAT, WHAT
HAPPENS TO HER?
819
00:52:22,870 --> 00:52:25,270
- OH, I'LL PROBABLY KILL HER
IN THE TROJAN WAR
820
00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:28,470
OR TURN HER INTO A HULA-HOOP
IN THE 1950s.
821
00:52:28,470 --> 00:52:29,940
I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHICH YET.
822
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,070
- KILL HER?
823
00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:33,070
- YOU'RE RIGHT,
I'LL KILL HER.
824
00:52:33,070 --> 00:52:34,740
A HULA-HOOP IS TOO CRUEL.
825
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:36,800
EVEN FOR ME.
826
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,970
- NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN
"TO KILL HER." NO.
827
00:52:39,970 --> 00:52:42,270
- DON'T BE SO
SQUEAMISH, MY BOY.
828
00:52:42,270 --> 00:52:44,600
THERE ARE VICTIMS
ALL THROUGH HISTORY.
829
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,440
MY VICTIMS.
830
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,940
O'BRIEN'S VICTIMS.
831
00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:50,900
AND SOON, YOUR VICTIMS.
832
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:53,300
- BODY COUNT IS THE BOTTOM
LINE IN OUR BUSINESS.
833
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:54,370
- THIS IS BEGINNING TO SOUND
834
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,640
LIKE A HORROR FILM HERE,
O'BRIEN.
835
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:01,670
- OH, I ALWAYS SAY,
"ART IMITATES DEATH."
836
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:11,600
BYE-BYE, HAPPY HUNK GOLDEN.
837
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,340
I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE
MIDNIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY
838
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,040
TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
839
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:19,540
WE'LL BE EXPECTING
APPALLING, HORRIFYING,
840
00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:23,270
HORRIBLE, GHASTLY
THINGS FROM YOU.
841
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:25,870
CIAO, BABY.
842
00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:33,800
- I ASSIST IVAN
THE TERRIBLE?
843
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,240
- IT'S NO BIGGIE.
844
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,600
SO EVERY FEW CENTURIES YOU
RE-PERPETUATE EVIL
845
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,400
SOMEWHERE IN HISTORY.
846
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,700
- OH, A TIME-TRAVELLING SATANIC
SALESPERSON, LIKE YOU.
847
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,740
- RIGHT.
848
00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:46,370
THEN WE CAN BE
TOGETHER FOREVER.
849
00:53:46,370 --> 00:53:47,670
THINK OF IT.
850
00:53:47,670 --> 00:53:49,970
DECEMBER 6, 1941.
851
00:53:49,970 --> 00:53:53,470
WE HIT TOKYO TO SCARF SOME
SAKE AND SUSHI IN TIME TO
852
00:53:53,470 --> 00:53:56,470
BOMB PEARL HARBOR
ON DECEMBER 7.
853
00:53:56,470 --> 00:53:59,270
TALK ABOUT ROMANTIC.
854
00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:01,800
- YEAH.
855
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,470
FINALLY MEET A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
856
00:54:03,470 --> 00:54:06,600
AND SHE WANTS ME TO
BOMB PEARL HARBOR.
857
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,600
"TALK ABOUT ROMANTIC."
858
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,240
- YOU MET THE DEVIL?
859
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,200
- EVERYTHING WAS GOING
LIKE A CHARM TOO.
860
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,000
JUST LIKE O'BRIEN
SAID IT WOULD.
861
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,400
- AND WHAT DID THE
DEVIL LOOK LIKE?
862
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,640
- HIS NAME IS DR. D.
863
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,770
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE
ATTILA THE HUN.
864
00:54:26,770 --> 00:54:28,370
- ATTILA THE HUN?
865
00:54:28,370 --> 00:54:30,100
- AND HIS CAPTIVE ROMAN
SLAVE GIRL WITH HIM,
866
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,340
NAMED CHINCHILLA
OR SOMETHING.
867
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:35,070
- WELL, SHE'LL NEVER BE
COLD WITH A NAME LIKE THAT.
868
00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:37,140
- HE'S GONNA KILL HER DURING
THE TROJAN WAR OR TURN HER
869
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,970
INTO A HULA-HOOP
IN THE 1950s.
870
00:54:38,970 --> 00:54:41,000
HE'LL DO IT TOO.
871
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,500
- I'M SURE HE WILL.
872
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:48,100
- GONNA TRAVEL
THROUGH TIME TOO.
873
00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,300
- HUNK?
874
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:51,540
- YEAH.
875
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:53,400
- HAVE YOU BEEN
TAKING DRUGS?
876
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,600
- FOR WHAT?
877
00:54:55,600 --> 00:55:00,270
I WAS FLYING HIGH ON MY OWN
TILL DR. D. SHOWED UP.
878
00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:04,570
- MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE OUR
NEXT SESSION AT YOUR HOUSE.
879
00:55:04,570 --> 00:55:06,400
- OH, YOU MAKE HOUSE CALLS?
880
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,700
- NO.
881
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,200
NOT NORMALLY.
882
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,500
BUT I THINK MAYBE SOMETHING
AT THE SEA SPRAY SETTING
883
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,200
MIGHT REVEAL CLUES THAT I
JUST CAN'T DISCOVER HERE.
884
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,300
- STILL THINK I'M
JOKING, DON'T YOU?
885
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:20,670
- NO.
I THINK YOUR PANIC IS GENUINE.
886
00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:22,600
JUST NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THE SOURCE.
887
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,840
- IF I COULD ONLY GET YOU AND
O'BRIEN IN THE SAME ROOM.
888
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,040
SHE'S EXHIBIT A-PLUS.
889
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,840
- HOW'S TUESDAY AT TEN?
890
00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:34,070
- GOOD.
891
00:55:41,570 --> 00:55:42,870
DOC!
892
00:55:42,870 --> 00:55:44,000
I MEAN, SUNNY.
893
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,470
UH, COME IN.
894
00:55:46,470 --> 00:55:47,840
I HAD A LATE NIGHT.
895
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,970
- SO IT SEEMS.
896
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:52,800
- AIR DEUTSCHLAND.
897
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,670
THE MESSERSCHMITT SISTERS.
898
00:55:55,670 --> 00:55:59,640
URSULA...
899
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,400
UND UMLAUT.
900
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,540
ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!
901
00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:11,770
THEY FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM THE
7-11 AND SANG BEATLES SONGS
902
00:56:11,770 --> 00:56:14,270
AT THE DOOR TO ME IN
GERMAN TILL I LET THEM IN.
903
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,470
- IT'S ALL PART OF OBSERVING
YOU IN YOUR
904
00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:22,170
SUPERNATURAL HABITAT.
905
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,700
- TOUCHE.
906
00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:44,640
WELL, NOW,
WHERE WERE WE, DOC?
907
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:45,970
- LET'S GET YOU
OUT IN PUBLIC.
908
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,340
I WANNA SEE YOUR HUNK
MAGNETISM AT WORK.
909
00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:49,370
- THE BEACH.
910
00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:50,670
PERFECT.
911
00:56:50,670 --> 00:56:53,000
HANG ON.
HELLO?
912
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
- BRADLEY.
913
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,870
IT'S CONSTAPOPOLIS CALLING.
914
00:56:56,870 --> 00:56:59,640
AND HOW IS DOING OUR
LITTLE GENIUS, EH?
915
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,040
- IT'S MY BOSS.
916
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,840
BRADLEY'S BOSS,
CONSTANTINE CONSTAPOPOLIS.
917
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,500
HELLO, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS,
HOW ARE DEMETRA,
918
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:11,970
DEMETRIUS AND CONSTANTINE, JR.?
919
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,900
- IS THIS BRADLEY BRINKMAN?
920
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:15,240
- OF COURSE.
921
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,300
- IT DON'T SOUND
LIKE YOU, BRADLEY.
922
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:19,140
- HE DOESN'T
BELIEVE I'M BRADLEY.
923
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:21,200
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
924
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,040
YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
TRY TO DO MY OLD VOICE.
925
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,540
ONE MINUTE, MR. C.
DOORBELL.
926
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:31,340
UH ...
HELLO, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS.
927
00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:33,700
YES, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS?
928
00:57:35,770 --> 00:57:39,640
YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. CONSTAPOPOLIS.
GOT IT.
929
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,170
[as Bradley]
THANKS FOR THE BAKLAVA.
930
00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:42,300
EVERYTHING WAS FANTASTIC.
931
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:45,300
- THAT'S MY BRADLEY.
932
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:47,870
SO HAVE YOU WRITTEN
PROGRAM X YET?
933
00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:49,440
NO, DON'T TELL ME.
DON'T TELL ME.
934
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,240
I'LL WAIT TILL YOU COME
BACK AFTER LABOR DAY, HUH?
935
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,470
HUH?
936
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,600
- PROGRAM X.
937
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,600
LABOR DAY.
938
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,600
UH, RIGHT.
939
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,940
EVERYTHING IS COMING
ALONG JUST FINE.
940
00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:01,500
- OH, LISTEN, THE
DISTRIBUTORS NEED IT BY
941
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,970
NOVEMBER, SO YOU MUST
DELIVER IT AFTER LABOR DAY.
942
00:58:04,970 --> 00:58:06,840
NO PRESSURE, OF COURSE.
943
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,240
- NO SWEAT.
944
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,800
NO PRESSURE AT ALL. RIGHT.
COMING UP RIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY.
945
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:16,870
- GOOD, GOOD. TELL ME, BRADLEY--
WHAT IS IT? HMM?
946
00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:18,740
GIVE ME A HINT.
JUST A LITTLE HINT.
947
00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:20,240
JUST A TINY, LITTLE HINT.
948
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,740
JUST A--NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME.
949
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:25,600
NO. JUST A LITTLE.
COME ON.
950
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,570
- AND RUIN THE SURPRISE?
951
00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:31,700
- "AND RUIN THE SURPRISE."
952
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,900
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
953
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,240
A GENIUS, YOU HEAR ME?
954
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:37,170
BRADLEY, I KISS YOU. MWAH!
955
00:58:46,070 --> 00:58:50,700
"AND RUIN THE SURPRISE."
956
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:54,500
- HI, GARRISON GAYLORD HERE.
957
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:59,740
THIS WEEK ON "FILTHY RICH,"
WE SCAMPER ALONG THE SLEEK,
958
00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:05,340
CHIC, SUNNY SHORES OF THE
GREEK ISLAND OF IMPHAL,
959
00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:07,900
A MILLIONAIRE'S PARADISE.
960
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,270
- CUT!
961
00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:10,570
- WHAT?
962
00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:14,470
- NUMBER ONE, GARRISON,
YOUR FLY IS OPEN.
963
00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:17,940
- OH.
964
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,140
- AND TWO, LAST
WEEK WAS IPINO.
965
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:22,740
THIS WEEK WE'RE
IN SEA SPRAY,
966
00:59:22,740 --> 00:59:25,770
HOME OF THE POLAR ICE
CAP YOU'RE DRINKING.
967
00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:27,240
- ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
968
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,670
- OKAY.
969
00:59:28,670 --> 00:59:30,570
- I'VE GOT IT NOW.
- YOU'VE GOT IT NOW.
970
00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,800
- YES.
- YES.
971
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,840
- I'VE GOT IT.
972
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,970
- OKAY, LET'S TAKE TWO.
973
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:41,240
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ALL
ABOUT THAT NEW PROGRAM I WAS--
974
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,240
I MEAN, BRADLEY
WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE.
975
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,570
- DO YOU SEE HOW
THIS OBSESSION
976
00:59:45,570 --> 00:59:49,070
WITH AN IMAGINARY PERSONALITY
TORMENTS YOU?
977
00:59:49,070 --> 00:59:50,100
LET IT GO.
978
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:52,600
- SUNNY, BRADLEY
IS NOT IMAGINARY.
979
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,900
- I'M READY.
980
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:02,500
- ROLL TAPE.
981
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:03,570
- "FILTHY RICH."
TAKE 12.
982
01:00:03,570 --> 01:00:06,000
- AH. HI, GARRISON GAYLORD HERE.
983
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,440
THIS WEEK ON "FILTHY RICH,"
WE SCAMPER ALONG THE SLEEK,
984
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,540
CHIC, SUNNY SHORES
OF SEA SPRAY,
985
01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:19,470
HOME OF THE POLAR ICE CAP I AM
DRINKING.
986
01:00:19,470 --> 01:00:20,470
OH...
987
01:00:20,470 --> 01:00:24,000
- OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN, GARRISON.
988
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,940
- IT WAS THE SAME BLINKING
THING I DID IN MONACO.
989
01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:30,400
- NO, IN MONACO, YOU SET THE
DUCHESS OF DUNGLEMORE'S WIG
990
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,400
ON FIRE.
991
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,570
DO YOU REMEMBER?
992
01:00:32,570 --> 01:00:33,640
- NYET.
993
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,870
- I DO.
994
01:00:34,870 --> 01:00:36,240
THAT'S OUR BREAK, EVERYBODY.
995
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,270
CUT!
996
01:00:37,270 --> 01:00:39,100
GET HIM INTO WARDROBE.
997
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,800
- ALL MY WARDROBE IS
BACK IN MY MOTEL ROOM,
998
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:47,170
SO THAT YOUR WARDROBE PERSON
WON'T STARCH MY COLLARS
999
01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:50,400
INTO CARDBOARD.
1000
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,100
- OH, NOW HE'S WALKING--
WHERE'S HE GOING?
1001
01:00:57,270 --> 01:01:01,800
- ALL RIGHT. THE NEXT SHOT
IS AT THE END OF THE PIER.
1002
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,640
- WE HAVE NO PROOF THAT
ANY AFTERLIFE
1003
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,470
OR AFTER-DEATH EXISTS.
1004
01:01:07,470 --> 01:01:09,140
- I'M PROOF, SUNNY.
1005
01:01:09,140 --> 01:01:11,570
- MORTALITY MEANS LIVING WHO YOU
ARE AND LOVING WHO YOU ARE
1006
01:01:11,570 --> 01:01:13,440
RIGHT NOW.
1007
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,400
HOW ELSE CAN
ANYONE LOVE YOU?
1008
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,140
- I'M SORRY.
1009
01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:20,270
- HEY, WASN'T THAT
GARRISON GAYLORD?
1010
01:01:20,270 --> 01:01:21,270
- I DON'T KNOW.
1011
01:01:21,270 --> 01:01:23,270
- HUH.
1012
01:01:23,270 --> 01:01:25,840
- ANYWAY, WHAT I WAS
GOING TO SAY--
1013
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:30,040
- OH, MY BLEEDING
DRIVER'S NEVER HERE.
1014
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,270
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
1015
01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:34,240
OW!
1016
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,200
OH!
1017
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,740
- OH!
1018
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:43,640
HERE COMES GARRISON. HE'S IN
REVERSE AND OUT OF CONTROL.
1019
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,240
- IF HE KILLS
HIMSELF ON CAMERA,
1020
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,770
THE RATINGS ARE
GOING TO SOAR.
1021
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,400
- YOU WANT IT?
YOU SHOOT IT.
1022
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,840
- WATCH OUT!
1023
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,200
- THERE IS A DARK
POWER, SUNNY.
1024
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,640
I'LL PROVE IT
TO YOU SOMEHOW.
1025
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,400
- HEY, YOU TWO, WATCH OUT!
1026
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:16,370
- WHOO-HA-HA!
1027
01:02:16,370 --> 01:02:19,440
OH, I GOT THE
WHOLE THING ON TAPE!
1028
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,170
BABY!
1029
01:02:22,170 --> 01:02:24,870
- THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST
ASTONISHING FEATS I HAVE
1030
01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:26,100
EVER SEEN.
1031
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,500
- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, GUY.
1032
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:28,800
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE A HERO.
1033
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,340
- A SUPERHERO.
YOU SAVED US ALL.
1034
01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:32,700
- NEED ANY MORE
PROOF, SUNNY?
1035
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:33,900
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1036
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,170
- HUNK.
1037
01:02:35,170 --> 01:02:36,400
HUNK GOLDEN.
1038
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,000
- OH, "THE INCREDIBLE HUNK."
I CAN'T BEAR IT.
1039
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,540
YOU TWO MARRIED?
1040
01:02:40,540 --> 01:02:43,070
- UH, NO.
I'M HIS PSYCHOLOGIST, ACTUALLY.
1041
01:02:43,070 --> 01:02:44,440
- OH, EVEN BETTER.
1042
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,540
- WHAT AN EXCLUSIVE.
1043
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:56,740
- PUMPING THAT MUCH
ADRENALINE MAKES
1044
01:02:56,740 --> 01:02:58,840
ANY MAN A SUPERMAN.
1045
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,840
- ADRENALINE
WON'T STOP A JEEP.
1046
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,640
- YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE.
1047
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,440
LOOK FOR YOUR
ANSWERS IN THAT.
1048
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:10,340
HUNK GOLDEN IS A HERO
FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.
1049
01:03:10,340 --> 01:03:14,600
LOOK, THE MESSAGE IS SIMPLE--
THE WORLD NEEDS YOU.
1050
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,240
THE WORLD NEEDS TO BELIEVE
IN SOMEONE
1051
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,970
WHO RISES ABOVE THE ORDINARY.
1052
01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:23,270
AND THAT SOMEONE IS YOU.
1053
01:03:23,270 --> 01:03:26,570
- I'D REALLY GO MAD
WITHOUT YOU, SUNNY.
1054
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:34,040
I'D BETTER GO. U.C.L.A.
IS RUNNING SOME MORE TESTS.
1055
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:39,540
- YEAH.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
1056
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,870
SAME TIME TUESDAY?
1057
01:03:46,870 --> 01:03:48,470
- YEAH.
1058
01:03:48,470 --> 01:03:50,940
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE
YOUR ONLY CLIENT.
1059
01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:55,500
- I TRY TO MAKE THEM
ALL FEEL LIKE THAT.
1060
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:59,070
- YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
1061
01:03:59,070 --> 01:04:00,940
- NO.
1062
01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:23,600
WE CAN'T.
1063
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:28,600
I CAN'T HELP YOU LIKE THIS.
1064
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,400
YOU'RE A VERY
ATTRACTIVE MAN.
1065
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,400
INSIDE.
1066
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:38,640
NOT JUST OUTSIDE.
1067
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,070
WE BETTER--
1068
01:04:40,070 --> 01:04:43,070
- WAIT AND SEE.
1069
01:04:43,070 --> 01:04:46,800
- YEAH.
1070
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,970
- SEE YOU TUESDAY.
1071
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,700
- THINK YOU HOOKED HIM?
1072
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,400
- THE CHEAP STUNT
WAS THE CLINCHER.
1073
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,000
- HE'S A BRIGHT BOY.
1074
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,000
THE KIND I NEED TO
START WORLD WAR III.
1075
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,540
THERE'S JUST ONE
TEENSY LITTLE PROBLEM.
1076
01:05:20,540 --> 01:05:22,270
- AND WHAT'S THAT?
1077
01:05:22,270 --> 01:05:26,870
- YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH
ANOTHER ONE, O'BRIEN.
1078
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:29,600
- I AM NOT IN
LOVE WITH HUNK.
1079
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,900
- PROMISES, PROMISES.
1080
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,740
YOU ALWAYS COME ON
LIKE GANGBUSTERS,
1081
01:05:33,740 --> 01:05:36,070
THEN YOU FALL IN LOVE
WITH THE POOR SLOB,
1082
01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:39,100
AND THEN YOU END UP TALKING
HIM OUT OF WHAT YOU COST ME
1083
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:43,140
A FORTUNE IN SPECIAL
EFFECTS TO WOO HIM INTO.
1084
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:45,470
- CAN A SORCERESS HELP IT,
IF SHE GETS EMOTIONALLY
1085
01:05:45,470 --> 01:05:47,240
INVOLVED WITH HER WORK?
1086
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,070
SOUL SEDUCTION IS DRAINING.
1087
01:05:50,070 --> 01:05:51,370
- OH.
1088
01:05:51,370 --> 01:05:55,100
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THE BAD OLD DAYS?
1089
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:59,340
LIKE WHEN YOU HAD THAT IDEA
ABOUT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
1090
01:05:59,340 --> 01:06:03,040
A BIODEGRADABLE DEATH ZONE.
1091
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,400
WITH GREAT FISHING.
1092
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,170
I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU.
1093
01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:10,470
- I HID AL CAPONE'S SECRET
VAULTS
1094
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:13,840
FROM GERALDO RIVERA,
DIDN'T I?
1095
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,170
- THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DID.
1096
01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:16,470
POOR GERALDO.
1097
01:06:16,470 --> 01:06:18,570
I JUST LOVED THAT.
1098
01:06:18,570 --> 01:06:21,840
- BESIDES, HUNK IS
FALLING RIGHT INTO LINE.
1099
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,540
- WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
1100
01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:25,840
HE'S RICH.
HE'S FAMOUS.
1101
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:28,070
HE'S FALLING IN LOVE.
1102
01:06:28,070 --> 01:06:30,240
HE'LL NEVER WANT TO
CHANGE BACK AGAIN NOW.
1103
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,470
NOW, THAT HE FELL IN
LOVE WITH YOU, DOCTOR.
1104
01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:35,100
- HUNK'S OURS.
1105
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:37,370
I THINK.
1106
01:06:37,370 --> 01:06:39,700
- YOU THINK?
1107
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:41,870
YOU THINK?
1108
01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:45,740
I WARNED YOU ABOUT
THESE TRIAL OFFERS.
1109
01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:49,040
YOUR DEAL EXPIRES THE
DAY AFTER LABOR DAY TOO,
1110
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,800
YOU KNOW, O'BRIEN.
1111
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,640
DON'T FORGET THAT.
1112
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,800
ANOTHER FAILURE, AND I'LL
HAVE TO TURN YOU BACK INTO--
1113
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,140
- NO.
NOT THAT.
1114
01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:58,740
LOOK, JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER YEAR.
ANOTHER SIX MONTHS.
1115
01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:02,570
- OH, LOOK AT YOU.
LOVE. YOU REEK OF IT.
1116
01:07:02,570 --> 01:07:04,800
- YOU OWE ME A
SOUL A CENTURY.
1117
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,900
YOU ARE 0 FOR 99 YEARS.
1118
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:09,970
NO SOUL, NO DEAL.
1119
01:07:09,970 --> 01:07:12,600
NO DEAL, NO O'BRIEN.
1120
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,800
- OKAY.
1121
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,640
LOOK, I MAKE HUNK FALL IN
LOVE WITH SUNNY--
1122
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,370
- AND NOT VICE VERSA.
- NOT VICE VERSA.
1123
01:07:19,370 --> 01:07:23,940
AND SUNNY CONVINCES
HIM TO KEEP THE DEAL,
1124
01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:26,770
AND THEN WHAT
HAPPENS TO SUNNY?
1125
01:07:26,770 --> 01:07:28,540
- SUNNY?
WHY SUNNY?
1126
01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:30,500
SUNNY?
1127
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,600
THE TUESDAY AFTER LABOR
DAY, SUNNY DISAPPEARS.
1128
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,400
HE NEVER SEES HER AGAIN.
1129
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,540
- OH, HUNK WILL
BE HEARTBROKEN.
1130
01:07:36,540 --> 01:07:38,940
- OH, IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE
WITH HIM, IT WON'T MATTER,
1131
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:42,000
WILL IT?
1132
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,340
- IF HE EVER FINDS OUT,
HE'S GONNA HATE ME FOREVER.
1133
01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:48,240
- WELL, THAT
CAN BE ARRANGED.
1134
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,000
I'LL BE WATCHING
YOU, O'BRIEN.
1135
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,770
HEIL HITLER.
1136
01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:58,400
I WISH I NEVER INVENTED
THAT CLICKING BUSINESS.
1137
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,440
CIAO, SWEETHEART.
1138
01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:12,870
- GARRISON GAYLORD HERE.
1139
01:08:12,870 --> 01:08:14,840
TWO WEEKS AGO
ON "FILTHY RICH,"
1140
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,070
WE SHOWED YOU A REAL
LIVE ACT OF SUPERHEROISM.
1141
01:08:18,070 --> 01:08:21,200
AS IT UNFOLDED RIGHT
BEFORE OUR CAMERAS.
1142
01:08:22,740 --> 01:08:25,700
IN THE TWO WEEKS SINCE,
HUNK GOLDEN,
1143
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:28,940
THE SUPERMAN WHO
SAVED MY LIFE,
1144
01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:32,600
HAS BECOME THE STUFF
OF AMERICAN LEGEND.
1145
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:37,100
A "FILTHY RICH" CAMERA CREW
AND I SHARED IT WITH HIM.
1146
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,700
"HUNKMANIA" IS SWEEPING
SEA SPRAY
1147
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,670
AND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY.
1148
01:08:47,670 --> 01:08:50,500
HUNK WANNABES CAMP AROUND
HIS HOME 24 HOURS,
1149
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:54,700
DESPERATE FOR JUST A LOOK AT
THE HUNK HIMSELF.
1150
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,140
HUNK'S SPORT COAT IS
THE BRAND-NEW LOOK,
1151
01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:59,900
THE FASHION LOOK
OF THE 1980s.
1152
01:09:04,070 --> 01:09:08,900
PROMOTIONAL OFFERS HAVE BEEN
FLOODING IN SINCE DAY ONE.
1153
01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:11,170
FROM DESIGNER
JEANS TO DOG FOOD,
1154
01:09:11,170 --> 01:09:13,240
FROM HEALTH CLUBS
TO HEMORRHOIDS,
1155
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:16,000
HUNK'S NAME IS
INDEED GOLDEN.
1156
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,000
THREE MILLION TO BE
THE NEW JAMES BOND.
1157
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:23,670
FOUR MILLION TO LOSE
TO STALLONE IN ROCKY V.
1158
01:09:23,670 --> 01:09:25,400
PLAYBOY WANTS HIM.
1159
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,940
PLAYGIRL WANTS HIM.
1160
01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:30,900
METEORIC FAME HAS
ALREADY FORCED HUNK INTO
1161
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,870
SELF-IMPOSED SECLUSION.
1162
01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:36,600
CONSTANTLY AT HIS SIDE
THROUGHOUT THE DIZZYING SIEGE
1163
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:40,740
IS LOS ANGELES PSYCHOLOGIST
SUSAN "SUNNY" GRAVES
1164
01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:42,870
WHO HE RESCUED.
1165
01:09:42,870 --> 01:09:45,700
ARE THEY IN
ROMANTIC CAHOOTS?
1166
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:48,540
WILL SUCCESS
SPOIL HUNK GOLDEN?
1167
01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:52,440
CLOSE FRIENDS SAY
HE'S CHANGED ALREADY.
1168
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,600
- U.P.I., SHMOO-P.I.,
1169
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,700
I THINK I HEAR A.P. CALLING.
HUNK GOLDEN.
1170
01:09:56,700 --> 01:09:58,970
YEAH, YEAH, HUNK-BURGER
FRANCHISES. NO, I'M SORRY.
1171
01:09:58,970 --> 01:10:01,070
I'M SOLD OUT TILL 1992.
1172
01:10:02,470 --> 01:10:03,400
UGH.
1173
01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:08,270
HUNK GOLDEN.
1174
01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:11,770
YEAH.
YES, SENATOR.
1175
01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:13,300
NO, I'VE ALREADY BEEN ASKED
TO BE PUT ON
1176
01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:15,170
THE STATE FLAG OF HAWAII, BUT--
1177
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:16,170
- HUNH! HUH!
1178
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,370
- CAN YOU HANG A SECOND,
SENATOR?
1179
01:10:18,370 --> 01:10:22,740
HI. AGGRESSIVE LITTLE
THING, AREN'T YOU?
1180
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,400
THERE YOU GO.
1181
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:41,340
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
DROPPING IN.
1182
01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:44,940
NO, SENATOR, I COULDN'T
PICK A FAVORITE STATE.
1183
01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:47,070
OF COURSE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO
SPONSOR A BILL PUTTING ME ON
1184
01:10:47,070 --> 01:10:49,800
THE AMERICAN FLAG, I'D
HAVE NO OBJECTIONS.
1185
01:10:54,970 --> 01:10:57,370
GOD DAMN IT, SUNNY!
1186
01:10:57,370 --> 01:10:59,540
THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST
LIKE A BUNCH OF PIRANHA!
1187
01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:01,770
BITE, BITE, BITE.
1188
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:08,140
- HUNK, COME ON. JUST--
1189
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:11,800
- SUNNY,
I'VE HAD IT OKAY.
1190
01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,570
WATCH THIS.
1191
01:11:15,570 --> 01:11:18,070
WAITING FOR SOMETHING
MORE GOLDEN?
1192
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:21,740
WELL, HERE IT IS--A
PERSON-TO-PERSON MESSAGE.
1193
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:23,470
STAY THE HELL
AWAY FROM HERE!
1194
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,100
TAKE THAT, FAT BOY.
1195
01:11:37,170 --> 01:11:40,100
- STOP IT, HUNK.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. HUNK, STOP IT.
1196
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,300
HUNK, DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE
SIX O'CLOCK NEWS DOING THIS?
1197
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:43,900
- SURE, I DO.
I LOVE THE PUBLICITY, HONEY.
1198
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,270
- GIVE ME THIS.
GIVE IT TO ME.
1199
01:11:45,270 --> 01:11:47,570
- FINE.
JUST FINE.
1200
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,740
- YOU CAN'T LET IT
GET TO YOU LIKE THIS.
1201
01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:22,870
- I'M STARTING TO FEEL
DIFFERENT INSIDE.
1202
01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,940
ALMOST LIKE A DEMON.
1203
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:27,800
- DEMONS DON'T EXIST.
1204
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,640
JUST PEOPLE AND PRESSURES.
1205
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,870
- YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN
YOUR GARBAGE IS FRONT PAGE NEWS.
1206
01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:38,470
EXTRA! HUNK TOSSES LEAN CUISINE,
CAPPUCCINO GROUNDS
1207
01:12:38,470 --> 01:12:40,070
AND A PINT OF PRALINE TOFUTTI.
1208
01:12:40,070 --> 01:12:41,970
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
1209
01:12:41,970 --> 01:12:44,000
- IT WON'T ALWAYS
BE LIKE THIS.
1210
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,000
YOU WON'T ALWAYS LIVE
UNDER THE MEDIA MICROSCOPE.
1211
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:51,170
YOU'LL COOL OFF, AND THEN
WE'LL HAVE--
1212
01:12:51,170 --> 01:12:53,900
AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE YOUR
PRIVACY AGAIN.
1213
01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:55,300
- YOU CAN SAY "WE."
1214
01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:57,500
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
1215
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,100
- AND AFTER LABOR DAY TOMORROW,
1216
01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:00,970
WE'LL BE OUT OF IT TOGETHER.
1217
01:13:00,970 --> 01:13:04,970
YOU'LL FINALLY BE HUNK
GOLDEN IN YOUR OWN MIND.
1218
01:13:04,970 --> 01:13:06,640
- KINDA LIKE BEING IN IT
TOGETHER
1219
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,200
WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
1220
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:12,370
- SO DO I.
BUT THERE ARE BETTER THINGS
1221
01:13:12,370 --> 01:13:14,240
TO BE IN TOGETHER THAN THIS,
YOU KNOW.
1222
01:13:35,270 --> 01:13:37,400
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
1223
01:14:00,070 --> 01:14:02,770
- HUNK, WAKE UP, IT'S ME.
1224
01:14:02,770 --> 01:14:03,970
YOUR OLD BODY?
1225
01:14:03,970 --> 01:14:06,070
THE BODY YOU'RE ON
VACATION FROM, REMEMBER?
1226
01:14:06,070 --> 01:14:07,270
- WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?
1227
01:14:07,270 --> 01:14:08,700
- EXACTLY.
HELL.
1228
01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:10,140
I ESCAPED WHILE THEY WERE
WATCHING
1229
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:11,670
"THE POSSESSED" AND
"THE WRESTLERS."
1230
01:14:11,670 --> 01:14:12,700
- HANG ON JUST A MINUTE.
1231
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,470
HEY, SUNNY.
SUNNY, WAKE UP.
1232
01:14:14,470 --> 01:14:17,400
BRADLEY'S HERE.
WAKE UP.
1233
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,300
- HUNK, I DON'T
HAVE MUCH TIME.
1234
01:14:22,140 --> 01:14:23,500
- WHY WERE YOU IN HELL?
1235
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,840
- WHERE ELSE ARE THEY GONNA
HOLD THIS BODY IN ESCROW
1236
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,700
WHILE YOU DECIDE
WHO TO BOFF NEXT?
1237
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,100
- THAT'S NOT FAIR.
1238
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:31,170
- WHAT A SLEAZEBAG
YOU'VE BECOME.
1239
01:14:31,170 --> 01:14:33,300
HOSING DOWN INNOCENT FANS.
1240
01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:34,340
- HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
1241
01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:36,070
- HOW'D I KNOW THAT?
1242
01:14:36,070 --> 01:14:38,340
YOU'RE RUNNING AS A
MINI-SERIES ON DEMON TV.
1243
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:40,070
KILLER RATINGS.
1244
01:14:40,070 --> 01:14:42,200
AND EVERYONE DOWN THERE'S
RIPPING OFF THEIR COATCOAT
SLEEVESSLEEVES.
1245
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,740
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENING TO ME?
1246
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:48,600
- THE HELL YOU DON'T.
1247
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,800
EVIL HAS TAKEN
ROOT IN YOUR SOUL.
1248
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,640
AND IT USED TO BE
SUCH A NICE SOUL.
1249
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,600
LONELY, BUT NICE.
1250
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:02,800
- IT'S THEM.
IT'S THEM!
1251
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:03,970
I CAME TO WARN YOU.
1252
01:15:03,970 --> 01:15:06,200
DR. D. IS FOR REAL
AND SO IS HELL.
1253
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:09,070
HUNK, I KNOW YOU
CAN FEEL IT ALREADY.
1254
01:15:09,070 --> 01:15:12,540
- HEY, SUNNY. SUNNY. YOU'RE
MISSING IT. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
1255
01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:15,400
- FORGET ABOUT HER AND
THINK ABOUT OUR FUTURE.
1256
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,470
IT IS SLIME TIME DOWN THERE.
1257
01:15:17,470 --> 01:15:21,570
EX-GAME SHOW HOSTS, USED-CAR
SALESMEN, TV SPOKESMODELS.
1258
01:15:21,570 --> 01:15:22,670
EVEN MRS. KREPPEL.
1259
01:15:22,670 --> 01:15:23,800
- NO.
- YES!
1260
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,270
MRS. KREPPEL, THAT NINTH
GRADE BIOLOGY BITCH THAT
1261
01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:27,700
FLUNKED US.
TWICE.
1262
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:29,070
- WHAT SHOULD I DO?
1263
01:15:29,070 --> 01:15:31,370
- THINK. THINK IF IT'S WORTH IT.
- WHAT ABOUT SUNNY?
1264
01:15:31,370 --> 01:15:33,500
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER, AND IT'S
WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
1265
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,900
- DON'T YOU THINK
I CAN FEEL THAT?
1266
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:38,700
BUT A LIFETIME WITH HER IS A
ONE-NIGHT STAND COMPARED TO
1267
01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:41,800
AN ETERNITY OF EVIL.
1268
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,240
HUNK!
1269
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:46,440
I KNOW YOU. I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
1270
01:15:53,570 --> 01:15:55,970
- BRADLEY!
1271
01:15:59,340 --> 01:16:01,400
SUNNY'S GOTTA SEE THIS.
1272
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,940
SUNNY, SUNNY, WAKE UP.
- WHAT IS IT?
1273
01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:04,870
- BRADLEY WAS JUST HERE. THEY
CAME AND CARRIED HIM
1274
01:16:04,870 --> 01:16:06,770
BACK TO HELL. COME ON. COME ON.
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
1275
01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:08,700
- I WAS IN SUCH A DEEP SLEEP.
- I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
1276
01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:10,540
LOOK, SUNNY.
1277
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:12,200
- YOU WOKE ME UP TO SHOW
ME THE BEDROOM DOOR.
1278
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,000
- NO, NO, NO. JUST A MINUTE AGO,
THESE ARMS CAME
1279
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,300
AND PUNCHED HOLES RIGHT THROUGH
THE DOOR AND PULLED BRADLEY
1280
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,470
RIGHT BACK THROUGH THE WOOD.
1281
01:16:17,470 --> 01:16:19,270
- HONEY, HONEY, YOU WERE
JUST DREAMING, OKAY?
1282
01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:21,000
- NO.
1283
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,540
THEN HOW DID I GET THIS
SPLINTER IN MY FINGER, HUH?
1284
01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:26,400
- I DON'T KNOW.
I-I-I DON'T KNOW, HOW?
1285
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,570
- FROM THE HOLE IN THE DOOR.
1286
01:16:28,570 --> 01:16:31,970
- HUNK, THE ONLY IN THIS
ROOM IS IN YOUR HEAD.
1287
01:16:31,970 --> 01:16:34,040
LOOK, YOU'RE JUST UPSET,
BECAUSE YOUR WHOLE BRADLEY
1288
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,100
FANTASY SHATTERS
TO BITS TOMORROW.
1289
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:40,240
- SUNNY, DON'T BE
MAD AT ME, OKAY?
1290
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,300
- HONEY, I'M NOT MAD AT YOU.
1291
01:16:42,300 --> 01:16:45,400
I JUST WANT US
TO GET PAST THIS.
1292
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:49,900
I WANT IT TO BE THE TWO OF
US, NOT THE THREE OF US.
1293
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:52,440
- LOOK, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE
THE BEST THING THAT
1294
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:56,570
EVER HAPPENED TO ME, RIGHT?
1295
01:16:58,340 --> 01:17:00,400
- WHY DON'T WE SHOWER AND
GO HAVE SOME BREAKFAST, HUH?
1296
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:03,800
- YEAH. YEAH.
I'LL JOIN YOU IN A SECOND.
1297
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:06,070
- GOOD.
1298
01:17:33,670 --> 01:17:36,700
- GET IN.
1299
01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,440
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1300
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:43,200
- I WAS SWIMMING KOSHER HOT DOGS
FROM MIAMI TO HAVANA FOR FIDEL
1301
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:47,200
DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
WHEN BRINKMAN ESCAPED.
1302
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:51,640
- SPIRITUAL
SEPARATION ANXIETY.
1303
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,000
HIS GOOD HALF IS SO STRONG.
1304
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,370
- YES, SO DON'T WIMP OUT.
1305
01:17:56,370 --> 01:17:58,970
GOOD MOVE SUGGESTING
BREAKFAST.
1306
01:17:58,970 --> 01:18:03,140
BUT LISTEN, DON'T LET HIM
SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
1307
01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:05,140
- HE'S STILL TIPPED
IN OUR DIRECTION.
1308
01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:07,940
- YES, BUT ONE MORE SILLY,
SAPPY, SENTIMENTAL DREAM,
1309
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:09,940
AND HE'LL BACK OUT
AT THE LAST SECOND.
1310
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,840
- TALKING TO ME, HONEY?
1311
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,640
- [as Sonny] I'M SINGING IN
THE SHOWER, DEAR!
1312
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:21,040
NOW LISTEN, KEEP HIM
AWAKE, AND HE'S OURS.
1313
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:21,970
- RIGHT.
1314
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,070
- WELL, THAT DIDN'T
SOUND LIKE SINGING TO ME.
1315
01:18:33,070 --> 01:18:36,100
- THEN YOU
WEREN'T LISTENING.
1316
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:54,470
I LOVE YOU.
1317
01:18:58,470 --> 01:18:59,500
- GREAT BREAKFAST.
1318
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:01,940
- MM-HMM.
1319
01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:04,370
- SWEETHEART, I'M STILL A
LITTLE JANGLED
1320
01:19:04,370 --> 01:19:07,570
FROM BRADLEY LAST NIGHT.
MIND IF I TAKE A NAP.
1321
01:19:07,570 --> 01:19:10,640
- MM-MM. I THINK A NAP'S
A GOOD IDEA.
1322
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:14,600
YOU WANT TO BE IN TIP-TOP
SHAPE WHEN THEY PRESENT YOU
1323
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,400
WITH THE KEY TO SEA SPRAY
AT THE CLUB TONIGHT.
1324
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:17,870
- RIGHT.
1325
01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:20,470
- SWEET DREAMS.
1326
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,400
BYE, HUNK!
1327
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,370
- HELLO?
1328
01:20:17,370 --> 01:20:19,770
HELLO?
HELLO?
1329
01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:21,870
HELLO?
1330
01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:57,300
- HI.
- HI.
1331
01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:58,370
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NAP?
1332
01:20:58,370 --> 01:20:59,600
- SABOTAGED.
1333
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,500
AFTER YOU LEFT, EVERY
APPLIANCE IN THE HOUSE
1334
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:04,400
TURNED ITSELF ON.
I COULDN'T TURN 'EM OFF.
1335
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,170
I MEAN, DON'T YOU HEAR IT?
1336
01:21:07,170 --> 01:21:09,840
- HEAR WHAT?
1337
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,070
- IT STOPPED.
1338
01:21:12,070 --> 01:21:13,570
- HUNK, ARE YOU
HAVING ANOTHER DREAM?
1339
01:21:13,570 --> 01:21:15,400
- NO, NO, NOW, SUNNY,
SUNNY, I--I--NEVER,
1340
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,140
NEVER, NEVER WENT TO SLEEP.
1341
01:21:20,370 --> 01:21:23,840
TEN MINUTES AGO, THEY WERE ALL
RUNNING WITHOUT ELECTRICITY.
1342
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,800
- HUNK, NOTHING RUNS
WITHOUT ELECTRICITY.
1343
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,300
- YEAH.
1344
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,470
- YOU STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN
YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR
1345
01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:31,900
THE BANQUET TONIGHT, SO WHY
DON'T--
1346
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:33,540
- SUNNY, SUNNY, FORGET ABOUT THE
BANQUET.
1347
01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:35,600
YOU'RE MEETING THE DEVIL
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.
1348
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,600
- SETTLE DOWN.
1349
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,900
- MAYBE O'BRIEN TOO.
1350
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,340
- ALL RIGHT.
1351
01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:46,700
SUPPOSE I DO MEET THE
DEVIL, WHO YOU GONNA CHOOSE?
1352
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:50,300
ME OR BRADLEY?
1353
01:21:53,340 --> 01:21:57,070
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SUNNY.
1354
01:21:57,070 --> 01:22:00,040
I STILL DON'T KNOW.
1355
01:22:05,770 --> 01:22:07,700
- LET'S GET A SHOT
OF US SHAKING HANDS.
1356
01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:08,770
- WHY NOT?
1357
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,170
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
1358
01:22:30,170 --> 01:22:33,200
- IT'S TWO MINUTES LATER THAN
THE LAST TIME YOU ASKED ME.
1359
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:34,940
IT'S 10:32.
1360
01:22:34,940 --> 01:22:37,900
- WE HAVE TO MEET DR. D.
AT MIDNIGHT.
1361
01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:41,400
I'M GONNA SLEEP TOMORROW,
NO MATTER WHO I AM.
1362
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:44,300
- AND I'LL BE WITH YOU.
1363
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:46,200
- NO MATTER WHO I AM?
1364
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,540
- YOU'LL BE HUNK.
YOU'LL SEE.
1365
01:22:49,540 --> 01:22:50,900
- I SURE WISH O'BRIEN
COULD SEE ME
1366
01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:53,400
GETTING THE KEY TO THE CITY.
1367
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,470
- I'M SURE SHE'S WATCHING.
1368
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,500
- LOOK AT THAT [indistinct].
1369
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:09,770
REMINDS ME OF THE COCKTAIL
LOUNGE ON THE LUSITANIA.
1370
01:23:09,770 --> 01:23:12,100
HAPPY MEMORIES.
1371
01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:13,470
BON APPETIT.
1372
01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:22,440
- ATTENTION, EVERYBODY.
1373
01:23:22,440 --> 01:23:24,840
IT'S AWARD TIME.
1374
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,970
AS PRESIDENT OF THE SEA SPRAY
HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION,
1375
01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:34,140
IT IS MY HONOR
TO HONOR ONE OF OUR OWN.
1376
01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:38,540
A MAN I AM PROUD
TO CALL MY FRIEND.
1377
01:23:38,540 --> 01:23:40,670
WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED
HERE AT SEA SPRAY,
1378
01:23:40,670 --> 01:23:45,640
I REALIZED HE WAS
SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL.
1379
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:48,900
AND NOW THE WORLD
KNOWS IT TOO.
1380
01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:50,240
- WHAT A PHONY.
1381
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:57,400
- HUNK, WE'RE PRESENTING YOU
WITH THE KEY TO SEA SPRAY
1382
01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:00,670
TONIGHT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE
TO USE IT. WHY?
1383
01:24:00,670 --> 01:24:08,870
BECAUSE OUR HOMES AND HEARTS
ARE OPEN TO YOU FOREVER.
1384
01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:19,000
- A LITTLE BIT CORNY,
BUT THE CROWD'S WITH HIM.
1385
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:22,440
WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
1386
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:32,340
- HUNK GOLDEN, PLEASE STEP
FORWARD FOR THE PRESENTATION.
1387
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:38,570
AND IF I MAY SAY SO, THIS KEY IS
NOTHING COMPARED TO THE LADY
1388
01:24:38,570 --> 01:24:42,640
WHO IS THE SUNNY SIDE IN HUNK'S
LIFE--DR. SUNNY GRAVES.
1389
01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:58,570
AND HERE TO PRESENT THE KEY IS
THE HONORARY MAYOR OF SEA SPRAY,
1390
01:24:58,570 --> 01:25:02,600
THE STAR OF AMERICA'S FAVORITE
LITE KNOCKWURST COMMERCIALS,
1391
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,470
SKEET MECKLENBURG!
1392
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,370
- THANK YOU.
1393
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,740
HUNK, EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS
THAT I HATED YOU ON SIGHT,
1394
01:25:22,740 --> 01:25:26,140
AND WELL, I'VE GOT
TO HAND IT TO YOU,
1395
01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:28,900
YOU DID PUT ME IN MY PLACE.
1396
01:25:35,070 --> 01:25:39,500
THEY CALLED YOU A SUPERMAN
FOR DOING IT AND SOMEHOW IT
1397
01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:45,000
SEEMS LIKE A SUPERGUY
DESERVES MORE THAN A KEY,
1398
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,000
DESERVES A CROWN.
1399
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:51,970
- SKEET, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
1400
01:25:51,970 --> 01:25:53,840
WE HAD T-SHIRT RIGHTS.
HUNK!
1401
01:25:57,170 --> 01:25:58,140
HUNK!
1402
01:25:59,940 --> 01:26:01,200
- HELL OF A SUPERMAN.
1403
01:26:02,300 --> 01:26:04,170
- IF THAT SKEET
SCREWS UP MY PLANS,
1404
01:26:04,170 --> 01:26:06,600
I'LL BRING HIM BACK
AS A WHOOPEE CUSHION.
1405
01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:08,900
- HUNK?
1406
01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:11,700
- HUNK, WAKE UP.
HUNK, YOU'VE GOT TO WAKE UP.
1407
01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:15,200
- WILL SOMEBODY WAKE THAT SUCKER
UP? I NEED HIM.
1408
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,470
- HUNK, PLEASE, WAKE UP.
1409
01:26:17,470 --> 01:26:20,000
COME ON.
YOU'VE GOTTA WAKE UP.
1410
01:26:38,140 --> 01:26:40,670
- BRILLIANT STROKE, HUNK.
1411
01:26:40,670 --> 01:26:43,840
MAKING OUR DEVILS BRIGADE
RAID ON SEA SPRAY LOOK LIKE
1412
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,440
AN ENEMY SNEAK ATTACK.
1413
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:48,800
- I PROMISED YOU WORLD
WAR III BY DINNER TIME.
1414
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:55,440
- LOOK, ALL THOSE YUPPIE SNOBS
YOU HATED ARE DEAD MEAT NOW.
1415
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,040
- DEAD MEAT NOW.
1416
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,040
- DID YOU KILL THEM
ALL YOURSELF?
1417
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,300
- SHUCKS, DR. D.
1418
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:02,200
- OH, DON'T BE MODEST.
1419
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:10,040
- MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT.
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT.
1420
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:15,570
- CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
GOOD BOY.
1421
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:26,140
THERE'S JUST ONE
LITTLE FORMALITY.
1422
01:27:27,870 --> 01:27:33,300
BEFORE YOU CAN TRULY COMMIT
YOUR SOUL TO MY WICKED WORK,
1423
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:35,770
YOU MUST GET RID OF
YOUR BETTER HALF.
1424
01:27:35,770 --> 01:27:38,070
WE'VE ALL THE
FIXINGS RIGHT HERE.
1425
01:27:38,070 --> 01:27:42,100
THAT SAPPY, SENTIMENTAL
SIDE OF YOUR SOUL
1426
01:27:42,100 --> 01:27:45,370
MUST BE DESTROYED.
1427
01:27:45,370 --> 01:27:47,570
YOU READY TO SAVE
YOURSELF, BRINKMAN?
1428
01:27:47,570 --> 01:27:50,240
- HUNK, DON'T DO THIS TO US!
1429
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:53,570
ALL EVIL AND NO PLAY
MAKES HUNK A DULL DEMON!
1430
01:27:53,570 --> 01:27:57,000
- READY.
1431
01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,500
- YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME!
1432
01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:01,940
THE GOOD THINGS ARE
WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT.
1433
01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:05,540
YOU CAN'T WANNA BE THE GUY
WHO STARTED WORLD WAR III.
1434
01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:08,770
- AIM.
1435
01:28:08,770 --> 01:28:11,040
- ALL THIS JUST TO GET LAID
MORE AND A GUEST HOST
1436
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:12,800
ON THE CARSON SHOW?
1437
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:16,540
PLEASE, GIVE AN INNOCENT
BETTER HALF A BREAK. HUH?
1438
01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:20,240
- MY FAVORITE WORD--FIRE.
1439
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:25,100
- HUNK! PLEASE! NO! DON'T!
1440
01:28:29,870 --> 01:28:32,640
- FIRE, FIRE, FI--
1441
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:37,040
- WAIT. OH HE'S ALL RIGHT.
WAIT.
1442
01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,300
- YOU'RE ALL STILL ALIVE.
1443
01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:41,340
- OF COURSE,
WE'RE STILL ALIVE.
1444
01:28:41,340 --> 01:28:44,000
EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE
THAT ATE THE ROAST BEEF.
1445
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,100
- FOR A SECOND THERE, I WAS
KILLING ALL MY-- --YOUR
1446
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,000
INVESTMENTS GOODBYE.
1447
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:50,270
- WHAT HAPPENED?
1448
01:28:50,270 --> 01:28:52,570
- SKEET CROWNED YOU WITH
THE KEY TO SEA SPRAY.
1449
01:28:52,570 --> 01:28:53,570
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
1450
01:28:53,570 --> 01:28:55,700
- YEAH.
1451
01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:57,940
WHAT TIME IS IT?
1452
01:28:57,940 --> 01:28:59,040
- MY WATCH STOPPED.
1453
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,300
- IT'S TEN MINUTES
TO MIDNIGHT.
1454
01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,340
- HUNK!
1455
01:29:02,340 --> 01:29:04,040
- HUNK, COME ON.
ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY.
1456
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:05,940
- YOU AND I HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT WITH DR. D.
1457
01:29:05,940 --> 01:29:08,170
- HUNK, YOU CAN HAVE A
CONCUSSION. NOW, COME ON.
1458
01:29:08,170 --> 01:29:09,440
- COME ON.
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
1459
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:11,340
- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. THE KEY,
THE PRESENTATION--
1460
01:29:11,340 --> 01:29:12,370
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1461
01:29:12,370 --> 01:29:13,400
- TO THE DEVIL!
1462
01:29:15,070 --> 01:29:17,740
- both: OUR INVESTMENTS.
1463
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:22,600
- NO WAY I'M GONNA BE THE GUY
WHO STARTED WORLD WAR III.
1464
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:25,040
- HOW CAN YOU HAVE STARTED A
WAR THAT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN?
1465
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:26,200
- IN THE FUTURE, IT HAS, SUNNY.
1466
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:28,140
IT STARTS RIGHT
HERE IN SEA SPRAY.
1467
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:33,970
- WELL, IT'S
ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
1468
01:29:33,970 --> 01:29:37,300
WHO ARE YOU GONNA BE
ONE MINUTE FROM NOW?
1469
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:40,600
- BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
1470
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:42,100
- WHAT?
- SUNNY.
1471
01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:45,300
SUNNY, I KNOW IF YOU TRULY
LOVE ME--THE ME INSIDE--
1472
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,200
IT'S NOT GONNA MATTER TO YOU
IF I COME BACK JUST IN
1473
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:48,400
A DIFFERENT KIND OF BODY.
1474
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,040
- I DO LOVE YOU.
1475
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:51,370
I LOVE WHAT'S INSIDE.
1476
01:29:51,370 --> 01:29:55,570
BUT HUNK YOU HAVE TO
ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE.
1477
01:29:55,570 --> 01:29:58,940
- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU
SOUND JUST LIKE O'BRIEN.
1478
01:29:58,940 --> 01:30:01,100
THE ONLY LIMITATION IN OUR
RELATIONSHIP IS THAT YOU
1479
01:30:01,100 --> 01:30:05,740
CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'VE BEEN THROUGH.
1480
01:30:05,740 --> 01:30:07,400
WHEN YOU MEET DR. D. A FEW
SECONDS FROM NOW,
1481
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,440
YOU WILL, THOUGH. COME ON.
1482
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:22,470
TOLD YOU HE'D
BE HERE, SUNNY.
1483
01:30:22,470 --> 01:30:23,970
- IS THIS SOME
KIND OF TRICK?
1484
01:30:23,970 --> 01:30:25,470
- WISH IT WERE.
COME ON.
1485
01:30:39,170 --> 01:30:41,040
- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
1486
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:44,740
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, I
WHIPPED UP A FEW LITTLE
1487
01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:47,000
GOODIES TO CELEBRATE
OUR CLOSING OUR DEAL.
1488
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:48,540
- DR. D., AT YOUR
SERVICE, SUNNY.
1489
01:30:48,540 --> 01:30:50,770
- AND IMPECCABLE SERVICE IT
IS TOO.
1490
01:30:50,770 --> 01:30:54,300
SEE? CANNIBAL CANAPES,
1491
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:57,900
ALL-WHITE MEAT MISSIONARY
(NO AGNOSTIC FILLERS),
1492
01:30:57,900 --> 01:31:00,800
FANTASTIC TITANIC
ICEBERG LETTUCE SALAD,
1493
01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:04,040
KILLER TOMATOES, AND
DEVILED EGGS A LA MOI.
1494
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:07,570
- THERE'S NO DEAL, DR. D.
1495
01:31:07,570 --> 01:31:09,840
- WHAT?
1496
01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:13,340
- A LIFE OF SELFISH PLEASURE
AND AN ETERNAL AFTERLIFE
1497
01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:16,740
AS ONE OF YOUR HENCHMEN
IS A ROTTEN EXCHANGE.
1498
01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:19,600
I WANT SUNNY TO MEET
O'BRIEN RIGHT NOW.
1499
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,140
- O'BRIEN WILL BE
AROUND, ALL RIGHT,
1500
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:23,300
BUT LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT O'BRIEN.
1501
01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:25,300
WHY LET A FEW
DREAMS SCARE YOU,
1502
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:28,000
WHEN YOU CAN BE A LIVING
NIGHTMARE YOURSELF?
1503
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:30,440
- I WANNA BE BRADLEY
BRINKMAN AGAIN.
1504
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:32,300
WHY CAN'T O'BRIEN
BE HERE TO SEE THIS?
1505
01:31:32,300 --> 01:31:35,040
- OH, SHE'LL SEE
IT, ALL RIGHT.
1506
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,170
SO BE IT.
1507
01:31:37,170 --> 01:31:40,500
EXIT, HUNK GOLDEN.
1508
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:42,900
ENTER, BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
1509
01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:55,500
- THIS IS BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
1510
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:57,500
THIS IS ME.
1511
01:31:57,500 --> 01:32:01,070
IT HAD TO BE
THIS WAY, SUNNY.
1512
01:32:01,070 --> 01:32:02,470
- I KNOW.
1513
01:32:02,470 --> 01:32:06,240
- THE GAME IS UP FOR HER
TOO, BRADLEY BRINKMAN.
1514
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:10,840
COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.
1515
01:32:13,540 --> 01:32:15,340
- WHAT?
1516
01:32:15,340 --> 01:32:17,770
- OH, THE DEVIL
MADE HER DO IT.
1517
01:32:17,770 --> 01:32:20,840
- AND I THOUGHT
THAT YOU LOVED ME.
1518
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,440
- I DID.
1519
01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:25,000
I MEAN, I DO.
1520
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,770
BRADLEY, YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
1521
01:32:27,770 --> 01:32:30,500
ALL THE DREAMS WERE TRUE.
1522
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:34,270
I HAD TO LIE TO GET
YOU TO CLOSE THE DEAL.
1523
01:32:34,270 --> 01:32:36,270
YOU BELIEVED IN
YOUR OLD SELF MORE.
1524
01:32:36,270 --> 01:32:37,770
- AND I BELIEVED IN YOU.
1525
01:32:37,770 --> 01:32:38,800
NOW WHAT?
1526
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,370
- DISMISSAL.
1527
01:32:41,370 --> 01:32:43,070
- MY DEAL'S UP TOO.
1528
01:32:43,070 --> 01:32:44,370
- YOUR DEAL?
1529
01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:48,800
- FABULOUS DEAL TILL SHE
GOT SENTIMENTAL AND SLOPPY.
1530
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:53,500
- I HAD TO LAND A SOUL A CENTURY
FOR DR. D. OR LOSE MY DEAL.
1531
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:55,600
- SHE HASN'T MADE A SCORE SINCE
1532
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:59,470
OTTO VON BISMARCK IN 1887.
1533
01:32:59,470 --> 01:33:02,600
- I'M TOO MUCH A ROMANTIC
TO KEEP RECRUITING NICE GUYS
1534
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,240
FOR THE DEVIL'S WORK.
1535
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:06,840
NICE GUYS LIKE YOU.
1536
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:11,170
- THEN WHY DO YOU
KEEP DOING IT?
1537
01:33:11,170 --> 01:33:13,570
- I WAS AFRAID.
1538
01:33:13,570 --> 01:33:15,900
I AM AFRAID.
1539
01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:18,440
TO BE THE REAL ME.
1540
01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:22,400
THE ONE THAT SOLD THEIR SOUL TO
DR. D. IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1541
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:24,770
- WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE SUNNY.
OR YOU WERE.
1542
01:33:24,770 --> 01:33:26,800
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT
ME THAT PEOPLE EXIST ON THE
1543
01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:29,540
INSIDE, NOT ON THE OUTSIDE.
1544
01:33:29,540 --> 01:33:33,140
EVEN IF IT WAS TO DECEIVE ME,
THE LOVE I FELT FROM YOU
1545
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:38,900
CAME FROM SOME WONDERFUL PERSON.
I THINK--
1546
01:33:38,900 --> 01:33:42,870
- I'M REALLY TOUCHED.
I -- VERY TOUCHING.
1547
01:33:42,870 --> 01:33:46,800
BUT IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
TO CATCH AN ILL WIND TO BEIRUT.
1548
01:33:50,700 --> 01:33:55,700
LOOK. SINCE IT'S
HITLER'S BIRTHDAY,
1549
01:33:55,700 --> 01:33:58,900
I'LL MAKE YOU ONE LAST
OFFER--SIX MONTHS' EXTENSION
1550
01:33:58,900 --> 01:34:00,500
TO MAKE GOOD ON BEING BAD.
1551
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,240
- NO WAY.
1552
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:03,270
- SIX MONTHS?
1553
01:34:03,270 --> 01:34:04,570
- NO, DON'T.
1554
01:34:04,570 --> 01:34:07,470
WHOEVER YOU ARE OR WERE.
1555
01:34:07,470 --> 01:34:09,440
DON'T BE AFRAID.
1556
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:12,100
THERE IS A PERSON INSIDE OF
YOU WHO IS WARM AND LOVING.
1557
01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:14,200
I KNOW.
I'VE FELT IT.
1558
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:15,800
- O'BRIEN.
1559
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:20,370
REMEMBER HOW
LONELY YOU WERE?
1560
01:34:20,370 --> 01:34:22,400
- CAN'T BE LONELIER THAN
RUNNING A TIME-TRAVELLING
1561
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:25,600
SELL-YOUR-SOUL-TO-SATAN
SERVICE.
1562
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,240
- WELL--
1563
01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:32,270
- DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE THE
PERSON WHO YOU ARE INSIDE.
1564
01:34:32,270 --> 01:34:34,340
- STRONG ENOUGH TO COME BACK
TO EARTH
1565
01:34:34,340 --> 01:34:37,200
AS YOURSELF USED TO BE?
1566
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:40,500
- I WAS.
1567
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:42,070
- I'M STAYING WITH--
1568
01:34:42,070 --> 01:34:45,540
- UNLIMITED CREDIT ON
"INFERNOCARD?"
1569
01:34:50,270 --> 01:34:51,440
- I'M STAYING WITH BRADLEY.
1570
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:52,600
- YES!
1571
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:55,970
- OH, TO HEAVEN
WITH BOTH OF YOU.
1572
01:34:58,070 --> 01:35:00,840
THERE ARE PLENTY OF TAKERS
ACROSS THE CENTURIES TO
1573
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:03,240
CARRY OUT MY MASTER PLAN
1574
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:06,240
TO MAKE ALL THE HAPPY ENDINGS IN
HISTORY
1575
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,540
EVIL ONES.
1576
01:35:08,540 --> 01:35:12,270
LIKE ALL THOSE
LASSIE MOVIES.
1577
01:35:12,270 --> 01:35:13,740
SO BE IT.
1578
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:18,600
THERE SHE IS.
1579
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:21,440
PRINCESS LUCILLA OF LENINSHIRE,
JUST AS I FOUND HER IN THE
1580
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:26,700
TENTH CENTURY, AFTER HER FATHER
SOLD HER TO THE VIKINGS.
1581
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:30,740
NINE CENTURIES OF VICIOUS,
VILE TRAINING DOWN
1582
01:35:30,740 --> 01:35:35,070
THE TUBES OF TIME.
1583
01:35:35,070 --> 01:35:38,040
- LUCILLA.
1584
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:41,570
WHY DID YOUR
FATHER SELL YOU?
1585
01:35:41,570 --> 01:35:44,400
- BECAUSE I WASN'T AS BEAUTIFUL
AS MY SISTER, PRINCESS KASAVA,
1586
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:48,500
SO I SOLD MY SOUL
TO DR. D.
1587
01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:52,300
TO ESCAPE AND BECOME
BEAUTIFUL ... LIKE YOU.
1588
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:56,370
- YOU'RE A PRINCESS.
1589
01:35:57,670 --> 01:36:01,940
- A PRINCESS WITHOUT A
CASTLE, WITHOUT A JOB.
1590
01:36:01,940 --> 01:36:04,600
WELL, I'LL BE GOING.
1591
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:06,640
- WHOSE SIDE ARE
YOU ON THIS TIME?
1592
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,240
- WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
1593
01:36:08,240 --> 01:36:12,540
AS LONG AS MANKIND
IS MISERABLE.
1594
01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:13,740
CIAO.
1595
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,840
- SO YOU'VE BEEN--
1596
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:29,900
- RETURNED TO EARTH TO LIVE OUT
THE REST OF MY MORTAL LIFE.
1597
01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:32,040
LIKE YOU.
1598
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:34,300
- LIKE ME.
1599
01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:37,900
WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE THIS?
1600
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:40,000
- YOU WOULD, BRADLEY.
1601
01:36:48,540 --> 01:36:50,600
OH, MY GOODNESS BRADLEY, WHAT
ABOUT YOUR PROGRAM?
1602
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:51,870
IT'S DUE TODAY.
1603
01:36:51,870 --> 01:36:55,270
- IT CAME TO ME LAST NIGHT
WHEN I MET THE REAL YOU.
1604
01:36:55,270 --> 01:36:56,400
- WHAT IS IT?
1605
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- "THE PRINCESS PROGRAM"--
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HOW TO LIVE ROYALLY ON A
REGULAR WEEK'S PAY.
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01:37:01,870 --> 01:37:03,500
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:06,470
- WHAT DO I THINK?
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BRADLEY?
- HM?
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- ARE YOU
DISAPPOINTED?
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01:37:15,870 --> 01:37:18,870
- DISAPPOINTED IN WHAT?
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- THAT YOU GAVE
UP THE NEW YOU,
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01:37:21,540 --> 01:37:24,570
ENDED UP WITH THE OLD ME.
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01:37:24,570 --> 01:37:26,400
WHO'S ALWAYS SECOND BEST.
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01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:29,070
- YOU'RE SECOND BEST?
NEVER.
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01:37:29,070 --> 01:37:34,270
NOT 900 YEARS AGO,
NOT NOW, NOT EVER.
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01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:57,000
- FUNNY. HUNK DISAPPEARS, AND
BRADLEY BRINKMAN RETURNS.
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01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:00,470
THEY BOTH WERE ALWAYS LOOKING
FOR THE SAME WOMAN TOO.
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01:38:00,470 --> 01:38:04,570
- AND IT LOOKS LIKE BRINKMAN
FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A GIRL.
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01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:08,100
- WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?
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HUNK MUST'VE
RUBBED OFF ON HIM.
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