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Do you want a lean body
for summer? Well,
the time to start is now.
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No gimmicks, no crash diets,
and absolutely no drugs.
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Think healthy,
and be healthy.
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You can start now,
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just pick up the phone
and become the best you
you can be.
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(MAN GROANS)
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Cut! Going again.
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Sorry. Did I mess up
the commercial?
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No, it's fine.
Are you okay?
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I think it's cramps.
Oh! I'm burning on my side.
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Sit down, take a few minutes
and catch your breath.
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Everybody else,
keep running.
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We're not filming.
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We don't do this
for the cameras,
we do it for ourselves.
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We can't go again
with him sitting there.
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Fine. But that felt phony.
At least let me get
a little workout,
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maybe if I'm breathing as hard
as they are I won't seem like
such an evil taskmaster.
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All right, take five, guys.
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(SIGHS)
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How you feeling?
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I think I'm ready to do this.
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You sure? That's it.
That's the way to
fight through.
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All right, concentrate
on those knees,
lean into it and lift.
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Lifting. Lifting. Lifting.
Come on, push it!
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Come on, you're
almost at the top.
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Those eight steps
are the difference
between fat and thin.
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Seven, six, five,
four, one more.
Nice job!
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(LAUGHS)
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Feel that burn?
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That's your body
carving out its new shape.
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New shape.
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Don't sit, just take it
slow on the way down.
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Oh, boy.
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(EXHALES)
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Are you okay?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You okay?
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Any idea why we're getting
half as many requests
for you as usual?
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Democrats'
health care plan?
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At least we have one case
that looks intriguing.
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30-year-old fitness trainer
suddenly can't breathe,
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collapses and
breaks her ankle.
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That's it? You're not
gonna argue why this
case is beneath you?
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No point,
I'm in an elevator.
I can't run away.
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You can't run away anyway.
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That's just mean.
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Why are we
still together?
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We are going to
our office.
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Pronoun confusion,
starts kicking in once you
pass the childbearing age.
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Now that's just mean.
My office was
recently destroyed.
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I thought I'd use
the office of the doctor
directly responsible.
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I think the patient
holding the gun to my head
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was actually the one
directly responsible.
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My desk won't fit in his cell.
You can use our outer office.
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Where's Foreman
and Thirteen?
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Down in the GRC.
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Thirteen started her
clinical trials today.
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What's Cuddy doing
in your office?
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Other than throwing off
the feng shui
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with her ass that faces
all eight sides of
the Bagua at once?
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These walls
aren't soundproof.
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I'm well aware.
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Normal CT means
that her lung problem
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has the distinction of having
nothing to do with her lungs.
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Steroids. No one looks
this fit without cheating.
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Anabolic steroids
hack away at the
immune system,
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left her open to
a pulmonary infection.
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Wow. Muscles and curves.
My penis is so confused.
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She's not on steroids.
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Her program's all about
getting in shape naturally,
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exercising, eating right.
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And you know
this because?
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She has infomercials
to sell her DVDs.
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What? I'm up late a lot.
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And you actually believe
what you see on TV?
Go run the labs.
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CUDDY: The labs are back
and there's no sign
of steroid use.
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Can someone please
read her file?
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Can someone please
stop back seat
differential-ating?
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KUTNER: What about allergies?
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She goes jogging every
morning, inhales car
fumes during rush hour.
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Perfect, except that she
was jogging half a mile
from the nearest road.
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In the cold.
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Cold air hits the lungs,
sets off an attack,
exercise-induced asthma.
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Nice try, except EIA doesn't
account for the elevated BP.
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If you'd read the file...
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Come on,
before the shrieking
harpy melts my brain.
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Her BP's fine.
I know.
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Exercise-induced
asthma actually fits.
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I know. You know.
She can't know.
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The only good way
to test for EIA
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is to recreate the conditions
in which the attack occurred.
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But we can't exactly make her
run out in the cold
on a broken ankle.
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Get creative.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Any shortness of breath?
Tightness in your chest?
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Feeling pretty
good, actually.
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Not even
breathing hard.
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O2 sats and lung capacity
are still well within range.
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Cuff's slipping down,
you wanna stop for a moment?
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Rather not.
Haven't had any
exercise in two days.
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Take it you don't get
a lot of fat in your diet.
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I take it from your tone
you think that's a bad thing.
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Do you ever indulge?
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There's more to life
than indulging your
every whim.
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I didn't say "every."
But a whim every now and
then can make life a little...
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You okay?
Trouble breathing?
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No, I feel fine. Why?
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(HEART MONITOR FLATLINING)
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No pulse.
This isn't asthma.
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There are a lot of
other people in the trial?
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I'm taking over the people
that already started it at
Mercy, so I'm pretty full.
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Stop.
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One more time.
No talking.
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I shouldn't be here.
It's nepotism.
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I know the guy running the
drug trial, so I get a spot.
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You have Huntington's,
so you get a spot. Stop.
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One more time.
Just the fingers,
no mouth.
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The point of this thing
is to improve neural
cell longevity,
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which doesn't matter much
before symptoms,
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so you should give
my spot to someone...
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Shut up.
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Stop.
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You can stop
feeling guilty.
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Your best tapping
rate was.004 taps
per millisecond.
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Means your nerves
have started degenerating.
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You want to work in here?
Fine. Me, too.
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We'll split the desk 50-50.
That side's yours,
this side's mine.
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You're right.
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There's plenty of space here,
neither one of us
needs all of it.
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That's your strategy?
Taking the high road?
It's not going to work.
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Huh? Did you say something?
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I couldn't hear you from
all the way over here
on my side of the desk.
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TAUB: Patient's
heart stopped.
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We shocked her
back to sinus rhythm,
she's stable.
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Test didn't set it off,
her EKG was normal.
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Well, she's consistent.
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Lung problems
have nothing to do
with her lungs,
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heart problem
that has nothing to do
with her heart.
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Something is
strangling her system.
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Carcinoid tumor.
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Find it, cut it out.
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Can a leaking breast
implant cause joint pain?
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No, and she clearly doesn't
have implants. Or joint pain.
What's going on?
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Got another patient.
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I set up an online
second opinion clinic.
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People who don't like
or trust their doctors
e-mail symptoms,
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I can knock off four or five
cases over lunch, clear two
grand by e-mailing them back.
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Ascending colon's clean.
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That's gotta be illegal.
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Only in nine states,
and this isn't one of them.
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Legal notice spells out
it doesn't replace
doctor's visits,
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so there's no opportunity
for malpractice.
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How come
you haven't said
anything about this?
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It's no big secret.
I guess I'm just
not very chatty.
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You told us when you
renewed your subscription
to National Geographic.
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Small intestine looks clean,
moving into the pylorus.
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So you don't mind
if I tell House?
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Actually, House may
sort of mind. Because I sort
of set it up in House's name.
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Nothing in the bile duct.
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And by "set it up in
his name," you mean?
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I mean, it's
Dr. Gregory House's
Second Opinion Clinic
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with medical advice
direct from Dr. Gregory House.
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You're insane.
With two days to live.
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House's never
gonna find out.
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He will if I tell him.
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Or you cut me in for 30%,
and I keep your secret safe.
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That's blackmail.
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Yes.
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Moving into the... Whoa.
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That's her stomach?
It's the size of
a shot glass.
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Because our patient's
a big, fat cheater.
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Subtle. No way you
geniuses could have
spotted this.
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Gastric bypass surgery,
she had her stomach stapled,
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then had the records from
her files pulled so it
wouldn't ruin her DVD sales.
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Can you do this outside?
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I could. But that would defeat
the purpose of doing it here.
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Where are the smart guys?
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If you mean
Foreman and Thirteen,
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apparently the first
appointment of the drug
trial is an all-day thing.
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I said yes to this?
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Her gastric bypass
procedure could cause...
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Forget the bypass,
treat her like a fat girl.
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Should we treat her like
a 60-year-old Asian man, too?
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She's not fat.
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Not on the outside,
but on the inside
she's still tons of fun.
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When she was obese,
she probably had
Type 2 diabetes,
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could have left her
with permanent nerve damage.
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Ten points for doing
what I said, minus ten
points for doing it badly.
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If this was diabetes-induced
nerve damage, it would've
kicked in years ago.
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Have you seen my balls?
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Can you hold on a second?
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My balls.
Have you seen my balls?
The giant one and the red one.
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Your plan isn't
going to work.
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Of course it is.
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I try to make you miserable
to make you leave.
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You deny that it's
making you miserable,
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you try to make me
miserable so I'll stop
making you miserable.
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And eventually you will leave,
citing reasons that have
nothing to do with misery.
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You're not bothering me.
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Step one, complete.
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00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:27,550
I'm gonna call you from
my cell. And then I will
come back in here.
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Hey. Yeah, I just had to
explain to him that
I had his balls,
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and he's not getting
them back. Excuse me.
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Sleep apnea explains...
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Apnea would've disappeared
when she shrank.
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Not if it destroyed
the musculature
of her trachea.
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Apnea cuts off oxygen
to the brain, the resulting
neurological damage...
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She been snoring?
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She didn't mention it.
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Did she mention feeling tired
after a full night's sleep?
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No, but...
HOUSE: This isn't apnea.
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And this is a stupid room
to be doing a DDX in.
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Cliff notes. Gastric bypass
only makes her skinny
on the outside.
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On the inside we have heart
and lung issues not caused
by heart and lung issues.
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Private area, House.
It can wait.
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You need to consider
side-effects from her
gastric bypass surgery.
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KUTNER: Forget the bypass.
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Let the dying girl finish.
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You said forget
the bypass...
Shh.
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Dr. Thirteen
has the floor.
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Bypass could create
malabsorption issues,
leads to low potassium.
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Very stupid.
Her potassium is fine.
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But her intestines aren't.
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Gastric bypass could cause
malabsorption by creating
a blind loop of bowel.
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It ulcerates during exercise,
bacteria get loose
in the blood stream,
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migrate to the
heart and lungs.
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Very not stupid.
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Bacteria in the bowels means
there's bacteria in the poop.
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Get some and test it.
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He could have come up
with SIBO anywhere
else in the hospital.
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You didn't need to
come down here
and screw with us.
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But her wrong idea
led to his right one.
It was a vital screwing.
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We think your surgery
might have caused
an infection called SIBO.
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A stool test will help us
to confirm. Put some of
what you're full of in here.
235
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,351
If surgery could
somehow make you taller,
wouldn't you do it?
236
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:16,517
Sure, but I wouldn't
call a meeting of
the Lollipop Guild
237
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,223
and tell them they can grow
if they work real hard at it.
238
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,357
I don't tell anyone
not to get gastric bypass.
239
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,493
I tell them how to
get healthy, how to
improve their lives.
240
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,300
Yeah, by telling them to do
what you were unwilling to.
241
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,068
I was willing
to do anything.
242
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,304
Thyroid hormones,
crash diets,
none of it worked.
243
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,346
My body was
like a prison.
244
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:39,908
When I got the surgery,
I got healthy and when
I got healthy, I got happy.
245
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,786
I'm not sure you're happy.
246
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,484
But if you are,
being healthy didn't do it,
being pretty did.
247
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,117
Poop in the bedpan.
248
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:52,355
House's office? Really?
249
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,797
Did he send you here
to beg for it back?
250
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,232
There are dozens
of other doctors...
251
00:13:56,302 --> 00:14:00,238
Other doctors actually use
their offices for crazy stuff
like seeing patients,
252
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,740
not throwing a ball
against the wall
and calling it work.
253
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,867
It's his process.
That ball saves lives.
254
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,912
Did he give you
talking points?
255
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,844
Yeah, but I added
one of my own.
256
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:13,374
Don't take his office
and pretend like all you're
doing is taking his office.
257
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,750
You chose his room
because you want to be there.
258
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:20,053
But sitting near him
and hoping isn't
going to get it done.
259
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:25,823
Leave here now
or I'll take your office.
260
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,593
No, you won't.
261
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:35,040
The boob lady e-mailed
me again, complaining
of chronic fatigue now.
262
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,371
She's convinced
the implants are
responsible.
263
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,933
They're not.
I told her.
264
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,172
She says something is
and if I don't find out what
265
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,613
she's gonna complain
to the Licensing Board.
266
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:44,910
It's not funny.
It is.
267
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,385
You just can't appreciate it
because it's going to
destroy your career.
268
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,089
What happened?
Did he call Foreman
clean and articulate again?
269
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,318
It is surprising.
270
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,827
Clinic patient's
just whining.
271
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,056
What's the poop?
272
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,064
It's going to take
about an hour to
spin down the sample.
273
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,793
What are we looking for?
274
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,494
You don't know?
275
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,665
I'm doing my famous
Socrates impression. Think
I really nailed the accent.
276
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,935
High fat content
indicates SIBO.
277
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,477
And what does
fat do in water?
278
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,568
It floats.
279
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,443
And what else
floats in water?
280
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,316
The correct answer is a duck.
281
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,418
If it doesn't float,
Kutner missed the boat.
282
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,533
Looks like I was wrong
to dismiss apnea.
283
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,198
You guys can stay up
all night gloating
in the sleep lab.
284
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,579
KUTNER: What about all that
scar tissue around the
implant, could that be...
285
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,741
That amount of encapsulation
is perfectly normal.
286
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:52,943
I gotta tell her something.
287
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,543
Tell her to find a decent
plastic surgeon who can
correct the placement...
288
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,249
Yeah, that's what she
wants to hear, she's sick
and she's lopsided.
289
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:02,124
Tell her it's a virus.
It probably is, and it'll get
her off your back for a few...
290
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,059
Emmy's EEG is flat-lining.
291
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,026
Where would she have gone?
292
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,294
(PANTING)
293
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,603
Hey, I looked for you guys
in the control room,
but you seemed busy.
294
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,438
Get off of there,
last time you exercised
you had a cardiac incident.
295
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,569
I feel fine.
You felt fine last time.
296
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,739
I only slept a couple of hours
but I feel great.
297
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,043
Can I get one of
those machines?
298
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,310
You're running on
a broken ankle.
299
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,408
EMMY: It doesn't hurt.
300
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,146
And your leg is bleeding.
301
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,690
You feel that?
302
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,058
What does that mean?
303
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,129
The numbness in her left foot
is ascending into her leg.
304
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,502
How'd she manage to
sneak out for a run?
305
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,303
She said she needed
to use the bathroom.
306
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,810
You two get the results
of the sleep apnea test,
307
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,607
or did those need to use
the bathroom, too?
308
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,875
Alpha waves on
the EEG ruled it out.
309
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,445
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
310
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,510
I was mixing some
hydrogen sulphide for
good and valid reasons
311
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,681
and must have spilled
some on my side.
312
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,122
Did it waft over
to your side?
313
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,351
Cunning plan.
314
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,361
You do realize
it's going to stink for
hours, on both sides.
315
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,896
Oh! Would you look
at the time?
316
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:17,066
I hope your patient isn't
still sick, forcing you
to stay here all night.
317
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,134
Ascending numbness means
her nerves are breaking down.
318
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,197
(PAGER BEEPING)
Or her brain.
319
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,709
Or both.
320
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,269
We've gotta go.
Let me finish,
I'll meet you down there.
321
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,874
You were 15 minutes late
yesterday. I don't want you
to develop bad habits.
322
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,144
Appreciate the life lesson,
323
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,778
but 15 minutes, give or take,
isn't going to make
a difference.
324
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:39,346
Get started on your
other patients, I'll be down
there when we're done here.
325
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,826
Way to know where
your bread is buttered,
sister. Up high.
326
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,692
If the problem
is in her brain,
it could be MS.
327
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,060
Or early onset
Parkinson's.
328
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,066
But if it's her nerves,
it could be transverse
myelitis.
329
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,068
Or a million other things.
330
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,400
We're gonna stay in the dark
until we can figure out
331
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:58,432
if her electrical problem
is in her power station or
in the high tension wires.
332
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:05,616
Power station's the brain,
wires are the nerves.
Run an NCV test.
333
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,484
TAUB: The test will
measure the amount
of time it will take
334
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,685
this electrical impulse
to travel along your nerves.
335
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,228
Will it hurt?
No. Give me your arm.
336
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,661
You can ask nicely.
337
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:24,562
I learned in med school,
you don't actually
cure with kindness.
338
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,896
(SIGHS)
339
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,940
You're right,
I'm a hypocrite.
340
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,906
But I don't have a choice.
341
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,138
Not really interested
in your rationalizations.
342
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,740
If I'm open about the
gastric bypass, no one
would listen to me anymore.
343
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,647
You mean no one
would buy your DVDs.
344
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:43,552
It's not about the DVD sales.
I'm helping people.
345
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:47,786
My clients are making
themselves healthy.
They're living better lives.
346
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,660
Can you honestly tell me
you've never done
anything hypocritical?
347
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,998
I'm sure you
had good reasons.
348
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,700
Give me your arm, please.
349
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,039
Keep your arm raised.
350
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,450
Does this mean
something is wrong
with my nerves?
351
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,752
No. It's your muscles.
352
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,225
We don't need
to run this test.
It's not what we thought.
353
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,750
She has muscle
weakness, could indicate
myasthenia gravis.
354
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,047
Yeah.
355
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,418
Also could be
some kind of toxin.
356
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,787
Excuse me.
Are you going up to
the personnel floors?
357
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,156
I'm going to see Dr. House.
358
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,626
Do you have an
appointment with him?
359
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,458
We've been emailing.
360
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,327
Joint pain and fatigue
thanks to these.
361
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,423
I'm sure it's nothing.
362
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,990
Oh, now this.
363
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,463
He's actually downstairs.
364
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,268
Gone. Gone for the day.
365
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,640
But we work for him,
we can set you up in the ER.
366
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,745
The antibiotics will
make her feel better,
she's out of here by morning.
367
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,717
If it is a staph infection.
It's gotta be.
368
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:25,120
She has sleeves
of tattoos and piercings
from God knows where.
369
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:29,024
She has muscle weakness,
could indicate
myasthenia gravis.
370
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:36,124
I had the weirdest dream,
you guys did the test in
a reasonable amount of time
371
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:39,136
and came back here
before I had time
to fall asleep.
372
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,132
You guys still smell that?
373
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,777
Maybe you should just
let her have your office?
374
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,471
Or...
375
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,480
(IMITATING SEAN CONNERY)
She sends one of yours
to the hospital,
376
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,641
send one of hers
to the morgue.
377
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,515
It's not myasthenia gravis,
378
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,487
her breathing's improving
and the weakness is
in her extremities.
379
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,654
Could be a botulinum reaction.
380
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,596
I don't think sabotaging
your boss' office is
a wise counterattack.
381
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:10,601
All that is needed
for evil to succeed is for
good men to do nothing.
382
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,637
She probably used
a lot of Botox to
tighten up her skin.
383
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,765
True. Could also be
any kind of heavy
metal toxicity.
384
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,967
PSP or arsenic
from eating too
much seafood,
385
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,138
cadmium from
bad bottled water,
386
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:25,183
lead or nickel
from canned fruits
or natural grains.
387
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:32,179
I don't think replacing
that was part of the
renovation plans.
388
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,690
It is now.
389
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,923
Lucky for us, we can treat
all those toxins with
the same thing, chelation.
390
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,837
You never showed up.
391
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,467
Get out of my house.
392
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:56,513
I wanted to find proof that
you were slipping back into
your self-destructive pattern,
393
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:58,549
confirm you weren't
worth my time.
394
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,745
Instead I found this.
395
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,390
You've followed
all of my instructions
to the letter,
396
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,393
probably better than
any patient I have.
397
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:12,259
So why are you the only one
who can't show up
for appointments?
398
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,231
I came down
right after I was
finished with House.
399
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,631
You were in your office
with another patient.
400
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,127
And there was another patient
in the waiting room.
401
00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,236
Janice.
402
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,172
I'm well aware of what's going
to happen to my body over
the next eight to 10 years.
403
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:29,805
I do not need a visual
reminder every time
I walk into that place.
404
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,676
That's understandable.
405
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,354
It's human.
406
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,127
And you need
to get over it.
407
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,597
Now, you show up
on time tomorrow or
you don't show up at all.
408
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,460
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
409
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:58,605
JOHN: Your mom is leaving.
You're gonna regret this
the rest of your life.
410
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,283
TAUB: The chelation didn't
work, her muscles are
still deteriorating.
411
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:11,448
Rules out toxins. So what
else that can go wrong when
the Hindenburg deflates?
412
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,218
Why aren't we doing
this in your office?
413
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:17,387
Obviously because it would be
stupid to do this in an office
with no furniture.
414
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:21,330
Cuddy overreacted
to my overreaction.
415
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,164
Coronaro-cardiac fistula.
Even a small hole
could cause...
416
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,932
They start in the lungs,
not the heart.
417
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:31,339
And why are you leaning
on a 45 degree angle
away from Foreman?
418
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,301
I'm sitting straight.
419
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,846
Trouble in the
Land of False Hope?
420
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,940
Everything is fine.
Austrian syndrome.
421
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:43,010
Nice deflection,
but our patient doesn't drink,
she's a health nut.
422
00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:45,749
And even if I was
a cynical guy and
thought she was a liar,
423
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:49,385
I would have done a tox
screen which would've come
back negative for alcohol.
424
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,258
You should come to these
gatherings more often,
425
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:52,956
keep you from
looking like an idiot.
426
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,931
(PAGER BEEPING)
427
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,469
You making book
or did something else
happen to our patient?
428
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,200
Personal.
I'll put it on vibrate.
429
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,605
(PAGER BEEPING)
430
00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,506
Guillain-Barré.
431
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:10,411
Usually starts as a muscle
pain patients compare to
the pain of over-exercising.
432
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,950
So who's paging you?
Your wife?
433
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,077
Does it worry you
that she paged
Kutner first?
434
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:18,645
Guillain-Barré fits,
patient didn't notice
the initial symptoms
435
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,453
because it's no different
than how she feels every day.
436
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:24,518
Her muscle weakness
is the precursor to
full paralysis.
437
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,364
Gastric bypass
probably set it off.
438
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:33,699
At what price beauty?
Go start her on
plasmapheresis.
439
00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:44,443
(SINGING) She putthe lime in the coconutShe drank it all up
440
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,815
She put the limein the coconutShe drank it all up
441
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:51,720
Deedee? Can you
stop singing?
442
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:55,726
CAMERON: Musical automatism,
she could be having
a partial seizure right now.
443
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:56,783
You need to get House.
444
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,056
Deedee!
445
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,393
Yelling at her
is not gonna be
an effective treatment.
446
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,831
She's faking.
It's a cry for attention.
447
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:04,368
Her brain could be misfiring.
448
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:08,429
Right, a rare neurological
disorder is far more likely
than a cry for attention.
449
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,839
I mean, nothing about
this woman screams
"look at me."
450
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:13,309
On the other hand,
look at her.
451
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,078
(CONTINUES SINGING)
452
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:20,080
She needs a full neurological
work-up. Get House.
453
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:23,643
(SIGHS)
454
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:27,919
Ultimate irony.
I killed myself trying
to make myself healthy.
455
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:31,451
You're not dying, okay?
This disease is manageable.
456
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,362
Better start getting
used to that wheelchair.
457
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:36,764
Self-pity doesn't suit you.
458
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:37,893
Just take me down to the...
459
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:41,735
No. You're strong
enough to walk.
460
00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:44,832
Come on, get your ass
out of bed and walk.
461
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,714
Could be an aneurysm,
we've got to control
her blood pressure,
462
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,419
start her on a calcium
channel blocker.
463
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,088
Or you could tell House.
464
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,653
I can't tell House.
465
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,130
You'll be in trouble.
466
00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:09,962
On the other hand,
she's sick.
467
00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,093
She's singing.
468
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:14,263
And bleeding out of her ears
and losing her hair.
469
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:15,966
And an aneurysm
doesn't explain
her joint pain.
470
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,167
Wilson's disease does.
471
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,607
No Kayser-Fleischer rings.
472
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:19,666
Anorexia.
473
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,075
Now you're just desperate.
474
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:24,343
Biliary tumor causing
paraneoplastic syndrome.
475
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:29,513
That might actually fit.
I'll scan to confirm.
476
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:32,489
You'd do that for me?
You don't have the time.
477
00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:37,017
Which means I can ask
for 25% of your income
and you'll give it to me.
478
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:48,468
You going over the fence?
479
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,873
It took three visits,
but I finally convinced
the contractor
480
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:56,346
that I'm Cuddy's boss
and all the office renovation
plans need to go through me.
481
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:58,507
You did do the
math on this, right?
482
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,051
Screwing with her office
means her renovations
will take longer,
483
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,144
means she'll be
in your office longer.
484
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:08,056
See there?
I'm having a bidet put
in instead of a toilet.
485
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,822
Not in addition to,
instead of.
486
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,886
You want to know
what happened to
the old toilet?
487
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:16,559
She'll be with you
where you claim
to not want her.
488
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,503
I smashed it with
a sledgehammer.
489
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:22,836
I think in some
ancient cultures
490
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:25,535
that was actually considered
a proposal of marriage.
491
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:31,705
Is this fun for you?
Analyzing everyone
else's fun away?
492
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:35,082
Ask her out, it'll cost
the hospital a lot less.
493
00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,522
I brought some visitors.
Cheer you up.
494
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:46,427
It's okay,
come on in, guys.
495
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,058
We're all staying
on your plan.
Nobody's cheating.
496
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:53,070
That's great.
You're on my arm.
497
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:57,632
We found out about your
gastric bypass. How could
you lie to us like that?
498
00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,610
The doctors told you?
You're really hurting my arm.
499
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,477
You're not the best you
you can be.
500
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:07,446
You're a fraud.
You're a self-hating
fat person.
501
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,781
(CRYING) You're
really hurting me.
502
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,286
Feel the burn.
503
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,017
ALL: Burn. Burn.
504
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,615
EMMY: Help. Help!
505
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,526
ALL: Burn. Burn! Burn!
506
00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:19,426
Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!
Help!
507
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:20,486
(EMMY SCREAMING)
508
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,828
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
509
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,412
TAUB: Mood congruent
hallucinations.
510
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:35,844
KUTNER: Means it's
not Guillain-Barré.
511
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,712
Which means whatever it is,
it's now in her brain.
512
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:42,780
Where are you going?
513
00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:44,845
Sorry. Treatment.
514
00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:48,154
Does Foreman schedule
your appointments by
numbers on the clock,
515
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,887
or just by when I'm in
the middle of something?
516
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:53,863
Sorry if I'm dying
at a bad time for you.
Could be CNS lymphoma.
517
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:56,492
So losing the 200 pounds
was just a coincidence?
518
00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:02,232
What about a prion disease?
519
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:07,202
If her brain is
slowly turning into
a Swiss cheese,
520
00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:08,905
there's not
a lot we can do.
521
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:12,146
There are some
possible treatments.
522
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,048
Get a brain biopsy to confirm.
523
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:17,020
You are not cutting
into this woman's brain
before you test.
524
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,783
That is the test.
525
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,415
Not for CNS lymphoma,
526
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:26,863
which is a perfectly
legitimate diagnosis, one you
can test for non-invasively.
527
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,195
You're, obviously,
not opposed to
being invasive.
528
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:33,863
Rule out CNS lymphoma first,
then rule out astrocytoma,
529
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,633
then rule out
other brain tumors...
530
00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:36,867
(BLOWS)
531
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,705
I hereby declare
them ruled out.
532
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,268
Run the tests.
533
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:44,179
You can do a brain biopsy,
but only as a last resort.
534
00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:51,147
Start running down
Cuddy's list of
"Diseases it's not."
535
00:29:57,695 --> 00:30:00,095
You're not stopping me
for medical reasons.
536
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:05,561
You're stopping me
because you have
the hots for me.
537
00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:12,173
You're still here
because you have
the hots for me.
538
00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:15,371
Evidenced by the fact
that I'm the one who
moved into your office.
539
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:17,437
It's the biggest office.
And I'm not the one that...
540
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:22,214
Why are you dressed like that?
Why do you try so hard
to get my attention?
541
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:26,453
Are you screwing with me?
542
00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:28,549
Are you screwing with me?
543
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,791
Depends on your answer.
544
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:38,100
Everybody knows
this is going somewhere.
545
00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:44,303
I think we're supposed
to kiss now.
546
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,637
We already did that.
547
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,888
Seemed like the
logical next step.
548
00:30:57,956 --> 00:30:58,980
Really?
549
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,520
I'm an idiot for
being surprised.
550
00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,593
Can you leave these?
551
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:37,456
(SIGHS)
552
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,498
I'll keep coming.
But can you change
my appointment time?
553
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,659
Can't. Schedule's full.
554
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,932
You're stuck with her,
might as well get to know her.
555
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:40,823
Your head MRI was clean,
means you don't have
CNS lymphoma.
556
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,018
What's next on the list?
557
00:32:42,093 --> 00:32:44,152
Other types
of brain tumors.
558
00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:45,490
Can we stop
at the cafeteria?
559
00:32:45,563 --> 00:32:46,655
I can have something
brought up for you.
560
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:49,029
What do you want?
Chocolate cake.
561
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,968
You can't give up.
We're going to
figure this out.
562
00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,374
What am I supposed
to be hoping for?
That you find a brain tumor?
563
00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:02,944
What else could it be?
564
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,012
You were so hard
on me about lying.
565
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:10,248
How about you take some
of your own advice
and tell me the truth?
566
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,816
What's next on the list?
567
00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:16,451
Prion disease.
568
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,920
And if that's what I got?
How bad?
569
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:24,564
There are a few treatments.
But there's no guarantee.
570
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,104
I'm sorry.
571
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,573
And you won't let me
have a piece of cake?
572
00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:49,425
(DOOR OPENING)
573
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:51,890
Where's Cuddy?
574
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,721
It's not CNS lymphoma.
575
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:55,788
I know.
576
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,159
She's getting worse,
you want me to find Cuddy
577
00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:00,500
and get her approval
for the brain biopsy?
578
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:07,167
When you were
philandering with impunity,
how did that feel?
579
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:14,649
Superficially, I loved it,
but deep down I think
I was miserable.
580
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,880
Why? What's going on?
581
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,182
You weren't miserable.
582
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:24,155
You gave something away
to make a relationship work,
583
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,753
you rationalized
that you're getting
something back.
584
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:32,499
Okay. I'm gonna go get
Cuddy's approval
for the brain biopsy.
585
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:35,869
Leave them there.
I'm gonna do
the biopsy myself.
586
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:41,607
Cuddy wanted us to eliminate
seven different things.
587
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,442
Cuddy doesn't always
get what she wants.
588
00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:45,914
Bad idea to get
into a power play with
somebody who has the power.
589
00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:50,113
You're fired.
Just reinforcing
your point.
590
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:54,022
Whatever personal drama
you're playing out,
you'd be a lot smarter to...
591
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,657
I thought you said
she was sick.
592
00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:09,267
Sick people don't
spontaneously get better.
593
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,865
Yes, they do, it's called
an immune system.
594
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:15,736
Sick people
who are sick enough
to make it to me
595
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:17,303
don't spontaneously
get better.
596
00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:20,714
Not as pithy, but yeah,
technically more accurate.
597
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,047
What's the last
thing you gave her?
598
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,679
I took her for a MRI
looking for...
599
00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:27,087
MRIs detect,
they don't treat.
600
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,648
What did you give her
after the MRI?
601
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:32,321
I didn't give her anything,
she got depressed at
the lack of direction.
602
00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,762
We went to the cafeteria
for some chocolate cake,
603
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:38,199
took her to her room,
hung a banana bag,
let her rest.
604
00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:41,899
You gave her cake?
605
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,304
She asked for it,
I figured...
606
00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:46,832
You figured you'd
let me play 20 questions
instead of just telling me.
607
00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:00,722
Feeling crappy again?
I've brought your cure.
608
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,319
I'd give you
an IV of the stuff,
609
00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:10,163
but the frosting
tends to get stuck
in the little tube.
610
00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:11,428
Is this a joke?
611
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:15,768
It's not a joke, not a lie,
not an attempt to
defraud in any way.
612
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,709
Just an actual licensed
physician with an
actual diagnosis.
613
00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:23,212
Hereditary coproporphyria.
614
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:33,285
Your face is genetically
blessed, your body chemistry
is slightly less so,
615
00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:37,660
doesn't make enough of
a certain enzyme that
I can't pronounce,
616
00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:41,357
but it's apparently
important for your liver
and everything else.
617
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,992
Treatment is
a high-carb diet,
rich in sugar.
618
00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:46,832
When you were a porker,
you were self-medicating.
619
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,338
So this is treatable?
620
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,204
We just have to reverse
your gastric bypass
621
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:54,142
and get you back
on a high-carb,
glucose enriched diet.
622
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,545
The best you you can be
is a lot more you.
623
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:02,045
Open the hangar,
here comes the plane.
624
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,144
There's nothing else
you can try?
625
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:08,886
No. There's a drug that
manages the symptoms
but it's not a cure.
626
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,619
Let's try that.
627
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,863
You don't want to
have the surgery?
628
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:22,971
Understand.
629
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:28,712
There's not many people who
have the guts to admit they'd
rather be pretty than healthy.
630
00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:31,247
Income's better and
you get more action.
631
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,552
We'll start you on your
drug treatment right away.
632
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,344
(SIGHS)
633
00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,017
I bought it. I bought that
it was really about
634
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,857
trying to make
people's lives
a little better.
635
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,362
You're surprised
she's superficial?
636
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,990
You're a plastic surgeon.
This is the human condition.
637
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:50,533
No, she's a freak.
638
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,501
Every time you
put someone under
to bob their nose,
639
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,094
you were
risking their life.
640
00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:56,806
What?
641
00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:58,739
No singing. She's better.
642
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,046
No one was supposed to
let my patient leave her bed.
643
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,278
She had
a respiratory arrest,
644
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:11,219
we coded her
nearly 20 minutes,
but she didn't make it.
645
00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:18,758
House is an unemotional
child incapable of
intimacy or romance.
646
00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:20,956
Trust me.
It's done.
647
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,294
It's perfect.
648
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:28,163
I like the desk.
A lot of character.
649
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,837
That's not the
one I ordered.
650
00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,839
This is my desk
from med school.
651
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,414
You have it in storage
or something?
652
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,712
My mom did.
653
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,912
That was sweet
of her to do that.
654
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,946
She didn't.
My mom has no idea
I'm redoing my office.
655
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,237
I lied to you
the other night.
656
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:13,383
That woman in the
waiting room, she didn't
freak me out about my future.
657
00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:18,050
She freaked me
out about my past.
658
00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:21,419
Your mother.
659
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:25,525
Must have been horrible
watching her die.
660
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,358
I wanted her to die.
661
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:37,200
She just yelled so much.
662
00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:42,737
And for no reason.
Just screamed at me
in front of my friends.
663
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:48,683
My father tried to explain
to me that her brain
was literally shrinking,
664
00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:53,588
that she didn't mean it,
that it was the disease.
665
00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:55,522
But I didn't care.
666
00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,552
I hated her.
667
00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,497
I never said goodbye,
668
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,037
and she died
with me hating her.
669
00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:24,884
(SIGHS)
670
00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,791
TAUB: Did Chase test
for the biliary tumor?
671
00:40:31,862 --> 00:40:33,853
He said it was negative.
672
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,025
She was stable
when he left her.
673
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,898
We should have
found more time,
we should have...
674
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:40,664
House is gonna kill us.
675
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,005
Slowly
676
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:47,468
and painfully.
677
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:54,579
You're not only
idiots, you're frauds.
Fraudulent idiots.
678
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:57,780
Fraudulent idiotic killers,
as it turns out.
679
00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,517
House, this was really my...
Your fault, yeah!
680
00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:02,889
For pretending to be me
when you're not
even competent.
681
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,487
And your fault for not
ratting him out while
the patient was still alive.
682
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:14,434
What she had was
easily treatable,
she could have been fine.
683
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,567
Damn treatment's
so simple.
684
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:22,504
It might still be possible.
685
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,706
KUTNER: House?
686
00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:27,915
House? House,
she's clearly dead.
687
00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:30,577
(GASPS)
688
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:33,145
Oh, God! Oh, God!
689
00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:36,017
She was dead.
690
00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:39,551
She wasn't dead.
She wasn't even sick,
you moron.
691
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:40,654
(CHUCKLING)
692
00:41:40,731 --> 00:41:44,428
Seriously, how good was she?
No formal training.
At least not in acting.
693
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,764
Did you see their faces?
694
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:49,033
I think we may have
an anal hygiene
violation there.
695
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:50,266
So the CT?
696
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,004
That was from a patient
three years ago.
That was hard to find.
697
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:55,568
But the hair, makeup,
698
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:59,207
getting Chase and Cameron
to play along, much easier.
699
00:41:59,283 --> 00:42:02,446
We deserved it.
I'll take down
the website before...
700
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,251
Take it down? You kidding?
It's way too lucrative
to shut it down.
701
00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:08,587
For Chase, for me.
702
00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:12,687
I earn 50% for letting
you use my name.
703
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:16,764
Chop, chop, go to work,
first dollars go to expenses.
704
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,701
I booked our little thespian
here for two full days.
705
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:21,499
That's three G's I owe her.
706
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,540
And you still got
three hours left.
707
00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:29,806
Do I?
708
00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,206
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
709
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,855
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
58214
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