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I only wish all of our clients
were such a delight, Alana.
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Lovely evening.
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Yeah, considering
we spent dinner plotting out
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how to spill the blood
of that predatory prick.
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Oh, two "p" words in a row.
I'm approaching threshold.
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Alana, you do $300 million
a year. You're a target.
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Your naughty dreams bra
is a runaway hit.
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It was inevitable
somebody was gonna rip it off.
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Well-said, Michael.
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Win the lawsuit for me, guys.
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I want that bastard's balls
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shriveling in a small jar
in a hot room.
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We'll make this go away, Alana.
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Are you staring
at my breasts, Luther?
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No, no, just marveling
at the engineering brilliance
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of your naughty dreams.
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I'm not wearing a bra.
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Oh. Brilliant.
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Bye, now.
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What a good person she is.
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Yeah. Other than being
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a power-crazed, oversexed,
castrating bitch.
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Oversexed?
I didn't know that.
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Since she's one
of our biggest clients,
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I... Suppose I shouldn't
sleep with her, right?
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You shouldn't sleep with her
because she'd snap your dick off
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and use it as a cat toy.
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Did you see how her nipples
were pointed right at me
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when the vichyssoise arrived?
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I'm not just imagining things
here, Michael.
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They were making direct
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eye contact with me
and saying...
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"Luther, we're in here,
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and we're all alone."
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"Yes, we want to come out
and have some fun.
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We need a friend."
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Oh, my God. Luther!
It's me, Nikki!
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Lena, look who's here.
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Luther?
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You remember us?
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Deer valley? Your ski condo?
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Loads of fun.
Loads of laundry.
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Luther,
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we've got a bar in here and some
nasty DVDs from Iceland.
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Come say hi!
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Iceland?
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Sir, are you Michael Strathmore?
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Yes. What's going on?
Sir, you're under arrest.
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For what?
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Aah.
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I have a bench warrant. Do you have an attorney?
I am an attorney.
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Now see here, officer!
I can vouch for Mr. Strathmore.
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What's the charge?
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Sir, you're interfering
with an arresting officer.
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Are those girls underage?
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Absolutely not.
They're part of a church group.
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What's your badge number, officer?
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It's okay. I'll handle this, Luther.
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Oh. He'll handle it.
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"Entertainment tonight" is going to love this.
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Down we go. Down the hatch.
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And they're really gonna love this.
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Oh, Nipple, can you see me?
Nipple, can you hear me?
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My second wife never cared
for gambling,
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probably 'cause she's too young
to get into the casinos.
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Anyway, not to get too deep here
'cause I hate that shit...
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It's all a big gamble anyway, isn't it?
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I mean, what are the odds
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I'm gonna fall in love
with a car show model
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and want to to get married
for the eighth time?
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Fate is one crazy motherfucker.
It's like I tell Michael...
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You spin the wheel,
a ball falls where it may.
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Fate could give a fat fuck
what you think.
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Before you know it,
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we're all wearing heavy makeup
in a box anyway,
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so let go of the handlebars.
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Why did you blindfold me?
What is this?
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What, am I being escorted
to my own murder?
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Hey, shut up!
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You're in trouble.
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A lot of trouble.
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Hey, officer, you ever heard
of police brutality?
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This brutal enough for you?
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I hear lions.
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It's just your imagination.
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I don't have an imagination.
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I'm a lawyer, remember?
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Quiet, and I'll do it just...
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God, I missed your cock.
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You know,
it's been asking about you.
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We're at the fucking zoo.
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You like it?
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Ohh! Great idea, Jane.
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Just protecting and serving.
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What's your excuse?
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I can't stay away from you.
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That was killer.
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You fought back good.
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Got me wet.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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What is it?
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I'm good.
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You were better a minute ago.
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You worry too much.
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Tell me I'm wrong.
I'll stop asking.
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How old were you when you got
your first kiss?
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You got a problem
with the way I kiss?
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You can...
you could use some work.
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Listen, I gotta get back
on shift, so, um,
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let's get outta here.
Just go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Let me out up there.
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Why? I'll run you back
to the restaurant
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to get your car.
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I'll walk.
I feel like getting some air.
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You're pissed.
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I can tell because
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your sentences get clipped
and impersonal.
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You never told me I kiss
like a fucking amateur.
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I never compared you
to an amateur.
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Your lips... Kind of...
kind of weird, that's all.
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Everybody's isometrical.
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What are you,
head of the genome project?
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I don't wanna hear any more.
If I kissed like you, I would want details.
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Yeah, well, I'm not you,
for which I am grateful for.
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Now pull over.
And where's my pants?
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No! You just threw my pants
out the goddamn window!
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No, no, that's not funny.
What are you, 12?
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Stop the goddamn car!
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Jesus.
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What, you think
I'm too self-conscious
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to walk around
without my pants on?
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You think you can control me
through my pants?
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What pants?
Oh, go to hell!
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Oh, I'm already there.
Don't expect to see me.
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Yeah, I'll be laying low
so me and my deformed lips
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aren't out in public
scaring children.
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Fuck.
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I once got into a 4-hour
argument with a anais nin
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about fellatio and communism.
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She swore she didn't swallow
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unless the man gave
to soviet charities.
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I told her she was
an extortionist
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and that I loved sucking cock.
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That's good fucking weed.
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They say the measure
of a first-class mind
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is the ability to entertain
two opposing thoughts
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at the same time.
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I think the measure
of a first-class mind
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is knowing when to tell someone
to kiss your ass.
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People never argue about what
they're arguing about.
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It's all just symbolic.
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I say cut to the chase,
swallow, and get on with it.
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God, I'm gonna be late.
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Mm, you didn't sleep last night.
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I could hear you
tossing and turning.
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You smell like the veld.
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We fucked at a zoo.
I've gotta go.
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A zoo? Okay, give me
some more details here
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so I can burn off
my antidepressants.
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It's a kissing problem.
Okay? You happier now?
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He accused you of that?
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I mean, that's totally insensitive.
No, I accused him.
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You don't like
the way he kisses?
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You have no future.
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Is it like he's licking stamps?
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No. He's got
some technique, some subtlety.
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I told him it's
the lip alignment problem.
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Which was bullshit.
Total.
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Hmm. So you're saying
that you're kissing him
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better than he's kissing you.
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Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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Sometimes the person
who feels most holds back most.
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He's a lawyer.
He doesn't know what he feels.
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His lips do.
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It's true.
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It is my absolute conviction
that if we are going to...
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mount...
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Don't say "mount."
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A proper defense for Alana...
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Who is the future
of really suggestive underwear
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In America...
hereinafter referred to
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as "silky Whackoffia"
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and assure her
a courtroom victory...
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At which time she will become
a billionaire
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and my third wife...
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You need to have
a more intimate understanding
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of her product line.
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Blah, blah. You just
like touching that stuff.
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What's the matter with you?
You're so pissy this morning.
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Hmm, trouble in Copland?
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She is sexy, by the way.
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She into threesomes...
her, me, the squirter?
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I'll bring my own top.
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Yeah, you know what she's into?
Hurting my feelings.
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She told me I kissed bad.
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Really?
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No one ever said that
to me before.
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Hmm.
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It's over between us.
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Bad kissing is
the kiss of death.
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What's your, um... Style?
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What do you mean?
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Your kissing style.
Show me.
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I've kissed a few women.
I'm objective.
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I'm not gonna kiss you.
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Oh, come on, Michael.
This is for your own good.
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I-I don't derive
any erotic pleasure from it.
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All right, take charge.
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Do you, uh, tilt left or right?
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Right.
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Lovely. Oh, very nice cologne,
by the way.
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Thank you.
Tongue?
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Not right now.
Understood. My lips are yours.
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Hmm. One more go.
Need more data.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Mm, mm, mm.
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It was good.
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But not great.
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No, I feel fulfilled.
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You're not just saying that?
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Now that we've kissed,
maybe you're...
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Afraid to hurt my feelings?
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No, I think you're
a very good kisser, Michael.
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However, I do have one tip.
If I may.
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Yeah.
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Ahh.
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That was... That was nice.
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Mm.
What was that... what was that
thing you were doing?
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Suction.
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Suction?
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Suction.
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It's your friend.
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Relax. I'm unarmed.
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Nice place.
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Whatever looks good
is my sister's idea.
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She's the one with the taste.
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You saying
you don't have taste?
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Mm.
I'm the girl with a gun.
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Taste isn't my... Strength.
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What is?
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Going too far.
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Look...
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I invited you here
to apologize to you...
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And your lips...
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And maybe later, your cock.
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What is it? Do I scare you?
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A little.
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I feel like
you see right through me.
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I just have
intense eye contact.
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You have intense...
Everything.
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I'm trying to work on that.
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Um...
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I...
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I lied to you
the other night...
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What I said about your lips.
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When I thought about it, I...
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Realized maybe it was me.
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Come in, Rita.
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I'm not too early, am I?
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You must be Michael.
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I'm Rita.
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What's going on?
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Rita's an old friend.
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I invited here to give us
some perspective.
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You know, like I said,
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Maybe it was me.
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Ohh!
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I still remember
the exact moment that I met Vic
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at the auto show.
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I was gesturing
at the new Lexus.
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No.
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That was it.
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And he walks past
in his sexy flight jacket,
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and he looks just like
val kilmer out of "top gun,"
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and he sees me and he says,
"I think I love you."
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and then he kisses me.
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And I kiss him back.
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And then I think, oh, God,
Chantal, what did you just do?
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And then I thought, don't stop,
because this is the real thing.
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You know why?
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You can tell
if it's the real thing
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by the way a man kisses you,
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and I was so right.
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That's real love...
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And vacations and eating out
at fabulous restaurants and...
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Jewelry... And...
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It doesn't hurt that
Vic's hung like King Kong.
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Which one do you like better,
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country club "a"
or country club "b"?
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Whichever one admits Jews.
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00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:18,500
I'm serious. Stop being
so cavalier and snarky.
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00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:20,886
I was being uncaring and ironic.
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00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:23,555
Come on. I need a location
for Pemmie's surprise party.
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Pemmie.
Who names a kid Pemburg?
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00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:28,877
Pemburg is a family name.
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We were on the "Mayflower."
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Did you have slaves?
302
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:34,283
Are you gonna help me or not?
303
00:18:34,317 --> 00:18:36,184
That one.
Really?
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The other one.
What difference does it make?
305
00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:40,956
It's a goddamn country club...
lot of white-haired guys
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walking around in plaid pants
and bow ties.
307
00:18:45,829 --> 00:18:48,030
What is going on with you, Michael?
308
00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:51,834
You are like a different person
since that accident.
309
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:55,537
I'm that close to death,
all bets are off.
310
00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:58,273
Is that what we are... a bet?
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00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:02,711
Because
if that's what we are...
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We're winning.
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00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:10,569
Just remember, there's nothing
that you can't tell me.
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We're engaged.
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00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:22,564
Michael, they're playing our song.
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00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:23,899
Oh, yeah.
317
00:19:25,752 --> 00:19:27,252
Dance with me.
318
00:19:27,287 --> 00:19:30,238
Come on. Right here
in the street. Let's do it.
319
00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:35,127
Oh, we are insane.
320
00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:48,256
Penny for your thoughts.
321
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,539
Yeah, looks like our man.
Let's grab him.
322
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,941
That's no fun.
Let's just chase him a little.
323
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,576
Come on.
324
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:09,828
No. No. I know that look.
Oh, you're on edge.
325
00:20:09,879 --> 00:20:12,164
Promise me you're not gonna go
all Charlie Sheen again.
326
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:14,083
Last thing you need
is another suspension.
327
00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:15,884
I'm just messing with ya.
328
00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:17,252
Come on.
Give me a little credit.
329
00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:18,921
I can't, especially when
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your boyfriend hasn't
called you in three days.
331
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,591
I haven't called him either,
332
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,961
And he's not my boyfriend.
He's just a random citizen.
333
00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:28,263
Really? I thought you two
were hot and heavy.
334
00:20:28,297 --> 00:20:29,798
No big deal.
335
00:20:29,816 --> 00:20:31,316
Mm-hmm, flash him.
336
00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:38,957
Be right back.
337
00:20:45,648 --> 00:20:47,699
Aah! Aah!
338
00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:49,051
Afternoon, motherfucker,
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00:20:49,085 --> 00:20:50,819
and welcome to the world
of law-abiding citizens.
340
00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:52,287
What's this about, officer?
341
00:20:52,321 --> 00:20:55,924
Little thing we like to call breaking
and entering. What?! Yeah.
342
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,164
Comfy back there?
343
00:21:02,182 --> 00:21:03,832
Very nice, thank you.
344
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:06,969
Look, maybe you guys
are just too much alike.
345
00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:10,139
I mean, the last person you wanna get
in the ring with is yourself, right?
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00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:12,608
Really? Is that
your psychology degree
347
00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:14,009
Hanging over the rearview, Preston?
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00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:17,946
Madame, I am an acute observer
of the human condition,
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00:21:17,981 --> 00:21:19,782
especially yours.
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00:21:19,816 --> 00:21:23,285
One thing I know about you, Liz...
Nothing you can't solve.
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00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:26,789
Up until now.
352
00:21:26,823 --> 00:21:28,290
This guy really got to you.
353
00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:30,542
As much as I got to him.
354
00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:33,745
Anyway, there's other fish
in the sea.
355
00:21:33,797 --> 00:21:36,248
Oh, I beg to differ.
Shut up back there.
356
00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:38,167
Hey, Pelon, I know
what I'm talking about.
357
00:21:38,201 --> 00:21:40,335
Leave me alone. You should write
this down, sweetheart.
358
00:21:40,369 --> 00:21:41,837
You're far too pretty.
359
00:21:41,871 --> 00:21:45,557
Listen to me.
I don't give a mad fuck
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00:21:45,592 --> 00:21:47,893
what kind of pole or bait
you use,
361
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:50,062
if you're poor
or if you're rich.
362
00:21:50,096 --> 00:21:52,714
You're gonna catch the fish
you're supposed to catch.
363
00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:56,819
Вїme entiendes?
364
00:21:56,853 --> 00:22:00,105
Oh, load number five.
365
00:22:00,156 --> 00:22:04,827
Oh, why must I always go
for the freaky chicks?
366
00:22:04,861 --> 00:22:08,947
Luther!
The straps are too tight.
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00:22:08,998 --> 00:22:12,951
Load number six.
368
00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:28,800
Michael?
369
00:23:58,891 --> 00:24:00,225
Kiss me.
370
00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:04,146
I thought you didn't like
the way I kiss.
371
00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:08,650
It's not that. It's just,
I wasn't sure you meant it.
372
00:24:08,684 --> 00:24:10,569
I didn't realize
it mattered to you.
373
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,020
I didn't either.
374
00:24:22,332 --> 00:24:23,832
Mmm.
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00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:29,157
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