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�� [ Kazoos ]
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Hey, how�s it going, Frank ?
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Not so good. I can�t seem to get
this photon channelerworking.
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Well, you�d better
figure it out.
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- The colonel wants to show
the system to the top brass next month.
- I know, I know.
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[ Men Shouting ]
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-[LoudBang]
- What was that ?
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- What�s that sound out there ?
- [ Alarm Blaring ]
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It�s a break-in !
Erase the access code !
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X-Y-4--
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Both Groan ]
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[Alarm Continues
Blaring, Stops]
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All clear.
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Neatly done, Fernlick.
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- It�s, uh, Fenwick, sir.
- Oh.
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- Are they dead ?
- No, sir. Merely unconscious.
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Good, good.
You know how I hate violence.
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Mmm. Nice shine.
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-Uh, what next, sir ?
-Well, obviously, we establish our base.
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- And where will that be ?
- The last place on Earth they�d look.
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A place called...
3rd Street School.
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Last day ofschool sale,
boys and girls.
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Getyour celebratory
contraband right here.
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Shaving cream, T.P., goofy string,
maps ofthe teachers� houses.
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I�ll take one ofthem maps,
Hustler Kid.
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Hey, Diggers, let�s party.
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Can�t now. Gotta finish filling up
our holes before the end ofthe day.
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Won�t be able to dig �em up nextyear
ifwe don�t fill �em now.
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[ Spitting ]
Hey ! Big kids bury me !
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Oops.
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I, King Bob, in my last official
act before entering middle school,
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hereby anoint this boy here
King Freddie the Second.
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Mayyou boss around
all ofthe kids with fairness.
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The king has graduated !
Long live the king !
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- [ Cheering ]
- �� [ ��Hail to the Chief� ]
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Elbow up !
Eyes forward !
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You call that kazoo playing ?
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- Ah, ceremony.
- I�m, like, moved, AshleyA.
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Saywhatyou want about their
personal lives, Ashley Q
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The royals have such style.
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Keep �em comin� !
Let�s go !
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Ms. Finster, the kids are practically
mad with last-day-of-school fever !
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Ofcourse they are, Randall.
They�re animals living by pure instinct.
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I�ve got a list
ofinfractions a mile long:
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The Diggers
hit a water main,
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- the kindergarteners
are feasting on paste,
- Never mind, Randall.
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Hustler Kid is, uh--
Did you say ��never mind�� ?
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That�s right, Randall. What I�ve
got here is bigger, much bigger.
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All this year I�ve been holding
back on the ice cream, hiding it
from all those little savages.
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Just look at it, Randall.
I�m counting 1 00, maybe 200 cases ofit.
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What areyou going to do
with all those ice creams ?
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Sell �em back to the district,
ofcourse.
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Think ofall the chalk
and erasers we can get.
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But, Ms. Finster,
I�ve got dirt on everybody.
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Well, everybody except
Detweiler and his pals.
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Come to think ofit,
I haven�t seen those guys anywhere.
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Ah, forget about �em, Randall.
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There�s nothing T.J. Detweiler and his
hooligan friends can do to stop me now.
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Well, that should do it.
There�s enough here for everyone.
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Good. Then it�s party time.
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Kids ofthe playground !
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I giveyou ice cream !
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Pull !
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[ Cheering ]
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- Ice cream !
- Choco-pops !
- Fudge bars !
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Fudgsicle !
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My ice cream !
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Stop it !
Stop it, I say !
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You little monsters
are in trouble now !
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-Just wait�ll Principal Prickly
finds out about this !
-Attention, students !
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- This is Principal Prickly talking.
- Ooh, that was fast.
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Some ofyou may have noticed
ice cream on the playground.
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I willnotstandforthis. This
ice creamshouldbe eatenimmediately.
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Huh ?
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[ Cheering ]
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In addition, I wantyou all to ignore
Ms. Finster, no matterwhat she says...
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about ice cream
or anything else.
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- [ Cheering Continues ]
- [ Muttering ] This can�t be happening.
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Furthermore, I want to inform you
all that I have a fat, saggy butt...
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which I like to scratch
every hour on the hour.
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Also, I want to apologize
to all ofyou...
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for being such a mean principal,
taking away hall passes,
giving guys recess detention,
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refusing toacceptsicKnotes
just �causeitdoesn�tlooK
liKeaguy�smom�ssignature,
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maKingKidsstandat the wall
forten wholeminutes, withnobreaK!
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Man, I feel ashamed ofmyselffor all
the terrible, rotten things I�ve done.
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And nextyear,
I promise to--
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Why, Principal Prickly, sir,
what a surprise.
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Why doyou do this to me, Detweiler ?
Doyou enjoy tormenting me ?
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- Doyou hate me ?
- On the contrary, sir, I have
the utmost respect foryou.
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Don�t be smart with me, boy. All year
long you�ve been pushing me, testing me.
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- I don�t know whatyou mean, sir.
- Oh, really ?
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How about the timeyou convinced
the F.B.I. I was a Chinese agent
and got me arrested ?
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You were giving us a speech on
personal hygiene. You had to be stopped.
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How about the time
you forged my signature
and ordered a motorboat for the school ?
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It was for the kindergarteners.
Owning a boat�s always been
kind ofa dream oftheirs.
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I�ve had enough ofyour pranks.
This time I�m really gonna
throw the book atyou.
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With all due respect, sir, you�d better
get throwing, �causeyou�re out oftime.
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- Huh ?
- It�s the last day ofschool, sir.
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I�ve only got 20 more seconds
offourth grade left. Look.
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In some ways, people,
this day is a bummer for me.
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But in otherways
it�s the ultimate high,
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because every milestone thatyou kids
pass is another step towards--
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- Uh, Miss Grotke ?
- Yes, Spinelli ?
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I don�t mean
to interrupt, but--
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Oh, yes !
Be my guest.
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[ Kids In Unison ]
Six, five, four, three, two, one--
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-[BellRings]
- [ Cheering ]
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- Whoo !
- Whoo-hoo !
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[ Laughing ]
Yeah !
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[ Together]
Scandalous !
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Callingoutaroundthe world
Areyouready forabrand-newbeat
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-Summer�shere
- You eat paste ! You eat paste !
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Andthe timeis right
fordancin�in thestreet
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-[Stops]
- Hey ! No running in the halls !
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Yeah, what�s the big deal ?
It�sjust the end ofthe school year.
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[ Together]
The end ofthe school year ?
- Whoo-hoo !
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Itdoesn�tmatter
whatyou wear
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- Whoo-hoo ! [ Laughing ]
-Justas long asyouare there
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Girls, what shall we do with
the rest ofthis corn chowder ?
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[ Sniffs ] Aw, leave it in the kettle.
It�ll keep till September.
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- [ All Laughing ]
- They�llbe dancing
Dancing in thestreet
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- They�re dancin�in thestreet
-Dancing in thestreet
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Seeyou nextyear,
Principal Prickly.
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You�d better do some
growing up this summer, young man.
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[ Sighs ]
I hate myjob.
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There�llbelaughin�
singin�
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Andrecordsplayin�
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Dancin�in thestreet
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Look at those hooligans.
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Actually, I think it�s a wonderful
expression offreedom andjoy.
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I�ll tell you a wonderful expression
offreedom andjoy.
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Twelve weeks ofnothing but me at the
West Side GolfCourse, and no Detweiler.
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I second that emotion, sir.
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Man, Teej,
that prankwas sweet.
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Yeah, you should�ve seen
Finster�s face-- I thought
she was gonna blow a gasket.
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Those limesicles were tasty.
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A tasty beginning
to a tasty summer.
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Twelve weeks ofnothing but
riding bikes, hanging out at the lake...
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and T.P.-ing
the West Side GolfCourse.
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Summervacation--
the ultimate recess.
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Yeah, I can�t wait
to get to baseball camp.
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Baseball camp ?
What areyou talking about ?
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Actually, Teej,
I�m gonna be out oftown too.
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Big-time Wrestling Federation
has this training camp,
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and I gotta learn some new moves
ifI�m ever gonna turn pro.
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- But, Spinelli--
- It�s military camp for me.
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My dad says I need to
learn to be a leader.
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I shall be attending
the Mt. Van Buren Space Camp.
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- Don�t wanna let those
science geeks get ahead ofme.
- You�re all going to camp ?
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- Not me.
- Thank goodness.
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The Young Voices Training Program
doesn�t like the word ��camp.��
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They provide opportunities for aspiring
singers to train theirvoices...
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in a rigorous
yet supportive setting.
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But summer�s gonna be ruined.
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What am I gonna do ? Play baseball
by myself? Watch reruns ? Read ?
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Sorry, man, but we gotta
think about our futures.
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Yeah, we can�t waste the whole summer
Just fooling around like kids.
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- But we are kids !
- Actually, as ofthe completion
offourth grade,
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we are technically considered
pre-young adults.
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And nextyear
we won�t even be ��pre.��
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But--
[ Sighs ]
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All right, let�s make the most
ofthe time we�ve got left.
When doyou all leave ?
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- First thing in the morning.
- Oh, man.
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[Chattering]
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Well, there�s my bus.
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- Better get going.
- Yeah, same here.
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Bye, Teej.
Try to have some fun, okay ?
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Don�t worry, buddy.
You�ll have a great time without us.
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I don�t know, Vince.
All my plans were made for six.
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Don�t tell meyou Ashleys
are going to baseball camp.
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Eeew !
As if!
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Cheerleading camp
is right across the lake. Duh !
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I hope it�s a big lake.
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[Horn HonKs]
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Ah, space camp.
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Wonder ifthey�ll
let us make craters.
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Hey, Hustler Kid,
I didn�t knowyou wrestled.
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I don�t.
I�m pre-management.
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Besides, my research tells me
that kids who wrestle trade
the most for contraband snacks.
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Which reminds me--
Wanna buy a Winger-Dinger ?
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All right, all the kindergarten
performers on the bus first.
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-[AllShouting]
- Me ViKing !
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Me Viking !
Me Viking ! Me Viking !
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Bon voyage...
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[ Adult Baritone ]
�T.J. �
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[Applause]
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Big kid sing good.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Well, Teej,
there�s my transport.
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Why don�tyou come with ?
Military camp�s gonna be a blast !
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Griswald, you maggot,
getyour fanny over here now !
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Thanks, Gus, but I think I�ll
stick it out at home this summer.
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Okay, butyou don�t know
whatyou�re missing.
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- Hiya, Captain Brad !
- I don�t likeyou, Griswald.
I am notyour friend !
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- Do I make myselfclear ?
- Yes, sir ! Not looking
for friendship, sir !
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Good luck, Gus.
You�re gonna need it.
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Man, this summer�s
gonna whomp.
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Oneis
theloneliestnumber
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Thatyou�lleverdo
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Two canbe
asbadas one
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It�s theloneliestnumber
since thenumberone
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[ Bird Squawking ]
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Nois
thesaddestexperience
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You�lleverKnow
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Yes, it�s
thesaddestexperience
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You�lleverKnow
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�Cause one
is theloneliestnumber
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Thatyou�lleverdo
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Oneis
theloneliestnumber
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Whoa-ohh
worse than two
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And so, the summer season
officially begins...
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with kids all over the country
rushing offto camp.
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In other news, the national
No Recess movement...
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has hit a serious
stumbling block...
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with the disappearance
ofits leader,
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former Secretary of Education
Phillium Benedict.
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Benedict, fired by the president
twoyears ago for his extremist views,
has recently been--
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No recess ?
What a bunch ofhogwash.
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[ Yawns ]
Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad.
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Areyoujust getting up now ?
Geez, you�re sleeping away
yourwhole vacation.
223
00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:54,278
Why don�tyou go play
with your friends ?
224
00:13:54,346 --> 00:13:56,678
What friends ? The ones
who abandoned me and went to camp ?
225
00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:59,684
Now, T.J., I know there are
other boys around this summer.
226
00:13:59,752 --> 00:14:02,619
Mrs. Ween says Randall is available.
Doyou want me to make a play date ?
227
00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,622
- A play date ?
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
228
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,180
Bye, T-Jerk.
229
00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:08,522
Now, Becky, be nice
toyour little brother.
230
00:14:08,594 --> 00:14:10,528
He�s feeling S-A-D right now.
231
00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:14,054
- I can spell, Mom.
- Well, unlike some kids,
I gotta get to work.
232
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:17,068
Mr. Walsh says ifI can
master the Vatman 2000,
233
00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:20,537
I�ll be assistant manager
by the end ofthe summer,
and you know what that means--
234
00:14:20,606 --> 00:14:22,540
I�ll get to drive
the Floppy Burger truck.
235
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:25,304
Boy, she�s sure
aiming for the stars.
236
00:14:25,377 --> 00:14:28,210
At least she�s not sitting
around the house, moping all summer.
237
00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:35,719
Going to a play date
with Randall.
238
00:14:35,788 --> 00:14:38,222
Man, I can�t believe
I sunk this low.
239
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,224
This is the worst summer ever.
240
00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:42,385
[ Loud Zap ]
241
00:14:45,397 --> 00:14:49,299
- What the heck ?
- [ Loud Zap ]
242
00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:50,960
- That�s weird.
- Hey, you!
243
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:52,833
Get away from that fence !
244
00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:10,146
Hey, Dad, what do they
use the school for during the summer ?
245
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:12,417
They lock it up.
It�s empty. Why ?
246
00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:15,551
Today, when I was riding by,
I saw this scary guy and--
247
00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:17,425
I�m sure he wasjust
cleaning up.
248
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:21,398
I think something weird�s going on
in there-- something really weird.
249
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,901
[ Sighs ]
Mrs. La Salle was right.
250
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:26,267
We should�ve sent him
to some kind ofcamp.
251
00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:39,818
9:32 a.m. Ugly bald guy
still guarding school.
252
00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:43,020
[Horn HonKs]
253
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,264
Staging area one.
254
00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:55,766
- Give me a hand with this.
- Got it.
255
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:59,600
9:32-and-a-halfa.m.
Grownups wrong. School�s not empty.
256
00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:02,197
[LoudZap]
257
00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:08,279
9:32 and three quarters.
Green glow in window again.
258
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,372
I�m going in
for a closer look.
259
00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:24,223
[ Loud Zap ]
260
00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:27,231
Allright,
goaheadandelevateit.
261
00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:35,306
[ Gasps ]
262
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:38,476
Mom ! Mom !
263
00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:41,308
- [ Groans ]
- T.J. ! Areyou all right ?
264
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,474
Those guys at the school, they�re doing
some kind ofevil experiment !
265
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:47,417
That bonk on the head
must�ve rattled your little brain.
266
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,317
- But, Mom--
- You�re feverish.
267
00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:53,085
You wait right here.
I�ll go get the baby thermometer
and the petroleum jelly.
268
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,989
Uh, Dad, Dad !
269
00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:57,653
- Dad !
- What is it, boy ?
270
00:16:57,730 --> 00:17:00,164
Those bad guys have a laser beam
and they�re lifting this safe--
271
00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:02,962
T.J., did you run into
the sliding glass door again ?
272
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:06,095
No, but-- Yeah, but--
Gaaah !
273
00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:09,504
Come back ! Your mom�s gonna
want to takeyour temperature !
274
00:17:11,677 --> 00:17:15,340
Okay, kid,
we got it all in the report.
275
00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:18,349
We�ll take care of
those mad scientists.
276
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:21,352
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, no one�s gonna
levitate any safe on mywatch.
277
00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:27,592
Ooh, look, Artie,
somebody�s levitating my doughnut...
278
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,594
with a laser beam !
279
00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:34,357
-[Laughing Continues]
- Gohome, Kid!Gohome!
280
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,367
Laugh at me, will ya ?
281
00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:39,632
- I�m gonna be a taxpayer someday !
-[Man] Haveagoodround.
282
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,197
Principal Prickly !
283
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,209
Wait !
284
00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:52,149
Yeah, you guys
did it right.
285
00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:55,550
Psychology, law, waste management--
good, solid careers.
286
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:58,556
Me, I�m stuckwith a bunch
ofpain-in-the-neck kids all year.
287
00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:02,617
- Pete, areyou gonna putt
or grouse all day ?
- Okay, okay, here goes.
288
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:04,629
-[TJ.]PrincipalPricKly!
- Ohh !
289
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:09,062
You gotta come quick !
It�s an emergency !
290
00:18:09,134 --> 00:18:12,069
Well, well, well, ifit isn�t
Mr. Ice Cream For Everyone.
291
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:15,072
- This is that kid
I was telling you about.
- The ��saggy butt�� kid ?
292
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:18,473
- Hey, hey, whatever happened to
doctor-patient confidentiality ?
- Sorry.
293
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:22,241
Something weird�s
going on in the school.
I saw these mad scientists and--
294
00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:26,182
Yeah, yeah, very funny.
I�m not falling for another one
ofyour so-calledjokes.
295
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:28,685
- How dumb doyou think I am ?
- It�s not ajoke, sir.
296
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,984
They have this laser beam, and--
297
00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:34,184
Aw, please, Principal Prickly, you gotta
believe me ! The school�s in danger !
298
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:36,193
Give me a break,
Detweiler.
299
00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:38,195
Come on.
Go with the kid, Pete.
300
00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:41,198
- This isn�t the kind ofissue
you should be avoiding.
- [ All Laughing ]
301
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:44,702
All right, Detweiler,
let�s get this overwith.
302
00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:57,378
Looks fine to me.
Now can I go back to my golfgame ?
303
00:18:57,449 --> 00:19:00,316
Just wait till you get inside.
You�ll see.
304
00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:02,946
Oh, the things I do
foryou kids.
305
00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:05,387
Sometimes I thinkyou were
put on this Earthjust to--
306
00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:08,551
- Aaah !
- Aaah !
307
00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:15,900
Aaah !
308
00:19:26,078 --> 00:19:28,603
[ Panting ]
1 1 :57 a.m.
309
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,614
Principal Prickly
dematerialized...
310
00:19:30,682 --> 00:19:32,616
in a horrifying field
ofelectricity.
311
00:19:32,684 --> 00:19:35,619
The cops won�t listen.
Mom and Dad won�t listen.
312
00:19:35,687 --> 00:19:38,622
I gotta get the guys together.
It�s the onlyway.
313
00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:42,159
Like, I am so through
with him, Melissa.
314
00:19:42,227 --> 00:19:44,661
He asked me ifI spoke French,
then winked at me.
315
00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:47,665
Becky, you gotta help me !
I need a ride up to Chesterville !
316
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:50,668
Areyou kidding ? I�m not doing anything
foryou, you little dork.
317
00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:54,172
��Oh, how I dream ofthe mustache fuzz
onJimmy�s sweaty lips...
318
00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:57,174
glistening as he cooks in the light
ofa dozen hamburger heat lamps.��
319
00:19:57,242 --> 00:20:00,177
- Hey, that�s my diary ! Give me that !
- Ah-ah-ah. I�ve got copies.
320
00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:03,510
Eitheryou give me a ride,
or this baby hits the Internet.
321
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:14,754
Getyourmotorrunnin�
322
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,795
Headouton thehighway
323
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,796
ThanKs fordrivingme, BecKy.
324
00:20:18,864 --> 00:20:21,799
You�re thesweetestbigsister
aKidcouldasK for.
325
00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:24,802
Andyouare theannoyingpetmonKey
I wish Inevergot!
326
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,804
Hey, I trytoKeep things
interesting.
327
00:20:26,872 --> 00:20:29,568
Nextreststop, pullin.
Igotta taKe care ofbusiness.
328
00:20:32,644 --> 00:20:34,578
Get that front leg up,
Biggles.
329
00:20:34,646 --> 00:20:37,080
You call that a pitch,
Hornsby ?
330
00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:40,084
Come on, La Salle !
Throw it, don�t aim it !
331
00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:42,086
I know, I know !
332
00:20:42,154 --> 00:20:45,089
Man, I can pitchjust fine
when I�m with my friends.
333
00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:47,182
Psst! Psst!
334
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:51,025
- T.J., what areyou doing here ?
- You gotta come back to town.
It�s an emergency.
335
00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:52,893
What ? I can�tjust leave.
336
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,399
Something weird
is going on at school.
337
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,697
- Principal Prickly got dematerialized.
- Dematerialized ?
338
00:20:57,769 --> 00:21:00,761
- T.J., you�re crazy.
- Am I ?
339
00:21:02,508 --> 00:21:05,944
Mt. Van Buren ? That�s 20 miles away.
I�m not taking you there.
340
00:21:06,011 --> 00:21:08,445
��Dear Diary,
I dreamed ofJimmy again.
341
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:10,448
He was rocking me so gently,
342
00:21:10,516 --> 00:21:14,680
-just like he rocks the grease off
a basket ofhot and steamy onion rings.��
- [ Moans ]
343
00:21:14,753 --> 00:21:17,187
- Whoa ! Let me look at that.
-Jerks.
344
00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:28,455
Hey, you kids ! Get away from
that fake Martian landscape !
345
00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:31,469
- Miss Director ! Miss Director !
- What is it now, Gretchen ?
346
00:21:31,537 --> 00:21:35,473
I�ve been studying the moon with the
200-inch telescope at the observatory,
347
00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,476
and I�ve detected some peculiar
eccentricities in its orbit.
348
00:21:38,544 --> 00:21:43,243
Gretchen, maybeyou should try out one
ofthese neat antigravity harnesses.
349
00:21:43,315 --> 00:21:45,249
The other kids love �em,
350
00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:48,252
and look, you can even do back flips,
Just like real astronauts.
351
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,981
But--
352
00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:51,989
[ Sighs ]
Why do I bother ?
353
00:21:52,057 --> 00:21:54,457
Becauseyou�re driven
by a passionate desire for knowledge ?
354
00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:56,756
T.J. ? Vince ?
What areyou guys doing here ?
355
00:21:56,828 --> 00:21:58,796
You�re not gonna
believe this, but--
356
00:21:58,864 --> 00:22:01,059
- Dematerialized ?
-Just like out ofStar TreK.
357
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:03,067
Fascinating.
358
00:22:03,135 --> 00:22:05,399
� Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi �
359
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:08,633
- � Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi �
- � Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi �
360
00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:10,641
� Mi, mi, mi, mi-- �
[ Whispering ]
361
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:12,404
Me ?
362
00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:16,140
Look out, marshals !
Here comes the flying press !
363
00:22:16,214 --> 00:22:18,148
[ Grunts ]
364
00:22:23,488 --> 00:22:26,480
Youareapathetic excuse
forasoldier, Griswald!
365
00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:29,789
You will never be a leader !
Now, stand at attention until I return !
366
00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:33,353
And do not move a muscle !
Doyou hear me ? Not a muscle !
367
00:22:46,878 --> 00:22:50,314
- Thanks a lot, sis.
- You owe me gas money.
368
00:22:50,382 --> 00:22:54,751
- Okay, Teej, what�s this
big secret plot ofyours ?
- Follow me.
369
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,189
Look at that.
370
00:22:59,257 --> 00:23:01,282
Let�s get movin� out.
371
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,352
- Who are those guys ?
- Perhaps they�re government agents.
372
00:23:04,429 --> 00:23:06,363
- Or gangsters.
- Or aliens.
373
00:23:06,431 --> 00:23:08,524
Aliens ?
They don�t look like aliens.
374
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,534
Well, maybe they�re in disguise.
375
00:23:10,602 --> 00:23:13,969
Yeah, ifyou were an alien,
you wouldn�tjust walk around
in your lizard skin all day.
376
00:23:14,039 --> 00:23:15,973
Hmm. Good point.
377
00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,475
Whoever they are, we need
to take a closer look.
378
00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:21,478
- We�ll get the rest later.
- Right. I�ll close it up.
379
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,480
Hurry.
380
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:35,559
Man, this thing weighs a ton.
381
00:23:35,627 --> 00:23:38,255
That�s �cause it�s full
ofmoon rocks and alien eggs.
382
00:23:44,169 --> 00:23:46,330
Hey, it�sjust
a bunch ofpaper.
383
00:23:46,405 --> 00:23:49,863
Weather maps ? Test scores ?
Some stuffwritten in Swedish ?
384
00:23:49,941 --> 00:23:54,037
- Actually, that�s Norwegian.
- Whatever. It�s all
Just dumb school stuff.
385
00:23:54,112 --> 00:23:58,048
You got me out ofbaseball camp to watch
some guys restock the supply room ?
386
00:23:58,116 --> 00:24:00,710
No ! Something�s going on
in the school ! I swear !
387
00:24:00,786 --> 00:24:04,722
Teej, I thinkyou cooked
this whole thing upjust �cause
you wanted us back from camp.
388
00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,724
- What ?
- Hey, we understand.
389
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:09,784
It must be pretty boring around here
all summer byyourself.
390
00:24:09,861 --> 00:24:13,058
Your mind simply created an adventure
because it needed some excitement.
391
00:24:13,131 --> 00:24:15,964
No, it really happened.
I saw Prickly disappear.
392
00:24:16,034 --> 00:24:17,934
Well, if Prickly disappeared,
393
00:24:18,003 --> 00:24:19,903
then who�s that ?
394
00:24:30,148 --> 00:24:32,639
- Come on, guys. Let�s get back to camp.
- Yeah.
395
00:24:32,718 --> 00:24:34,652
Seeya in a few weeks, Teej.
396
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,484
No, wait !
You guys gotta believe me !
397
00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:39,820
- I�m not making it up ! I-- I--
-[MetalClanKing]
398
00:24:39,891 --> 00:24:43,156
- Aye-yi-yi, yi-yi.
- [ All Gasp ]
399
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,445
Whoa !
What�s happening ?
400
00:25:08,587 --> 00:25:11,021
[ Sputtering ]
401
00:25:18,063 --> 00:25:21,499
Okay, that right there ?
That was messed up.
402
00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:25,663
[TJ. ]
MiKey ?
403
00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:27,671
Mikey, you okay ?
404
00:25:27,739 --> 00:25:29,502
W-Where am I ?
405
00:25:29,574 --> 00:25:31,508
You�re in T.J.�s backyard, man.
406
00:25:31,576 --> 00:25:33,635
How�d you guys
get me here ?
407
00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:35,646
Hey, this is kinda comfy.
408
00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:38,274
Yeah, yeah. Get out ofthere,
you big lummox.
409
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:41,285
Okay, Teej, you were right. Something
weird is going on in the school.
410
00:25:41,353 --> 00:25:44,618
- And Prickly must be in on it.
- I saywe go to the police.
411
00:25:44,689 --> 00:25:47,681
I alreadywent to the police.
I went to everyone. Nobody�ll listen.
412
00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:50,785
- What we need is proof.
- Proof? How are we gonna get proof?
413
00:25:50,862 --> 00:25:54,025
- I got a plan. A stakeout.
- A stakeout ?
414
00:25:54,099 --> 00:25:57,899
We can stay up in my tree house
and watch the school every night
until something happens.
415
00:25:57,969 --> 00:26:00,062
- Like one ofthem TV cop shows.
- Sure.
416
00:26:00,138 --> 00:26:03,301
The next time those laser guys make
a move, we�ll catch �em red-handed.
417
00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:06,003
We can take pictures
with my night-vision digital cam.
418
00:26:06,077 --> 00:26:09,012
Then we call in the feds
and, bang, we got �em.
419
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,708
Onlyoneproblem--
Whataboutcamp ?
420
00:26:11,783 --> 00:26:17,050
Oh, yeah. Ifmy dad finds out
I�ve gone AWOL, he�ll throw me
in the brig till September.
421
00:26:17,122 --> 00:26:20,216
Not to worry. I�ll get Becky to drive
you back to camp in the morning.
422
00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:24,160
Then at night we�ll pickyou up again.
Campers by day, spies by night.
423
00:26:24,229 --> 00:26:26,891
But what ifthe camp counselors
notice we�re not there ?
424
00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:29,331
Leave that to me.
425
00:26:35,774 --> 00:26:38,140
- Call foryou, sir.
- Give me that.
426
00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:40,678
- Captain Brad here.
- Bradley. This is Colonel O�Malley.
427
00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:42,679
- Colonel O�Malley ?
- Your commanding officer !
428
00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:44,681
Oh ! Yes, sir !
Sorry, sir !
429
00:26:44,749 --> 00:26:48,480
Ihearyou�vegotasoldiertherenamed
Griswald. Goodman. One ofthebest.
430
00:26:48,553 --> 00:26:50,987
- H-He is ?
- You heard me ! He�s officer material.
431
00:26:51,056 --> 00:26:53,490
I�ve had my eyes on him
foryears.
432
00:26:53,558 --> 00:26:57,517
Now, pay attention, Bradley. I�ve got
Griswald on special assignment tonight.
433
00:26:57,596 --> 00:27:01,088
- When he gets back to camp,
act like nothing�s happened.
- Yes, sir !
434
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:04,795
And you�d better start making his bed
and spit-shining his shoes as well.
435
00:27:04,870 --> 00:27:07,236
That�s all for now.
Carry on.
436
00:27:07,305 --> 00:27:09,432
Okay, Spinelli, you�re next.
437
00:27:09,507 --> 00:27:12,135
� Someone�s wrestling
My Lord �
438
00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:15,145
� Kumbayah �
439
00:27:15,213 --> 00:27:17,443
� Heads are smashing
My Lord �
440
00:27:17,515 --> 00:27:19,449
-[Phone Rings]
- � Kumbayah �
441
00:27:19,517 --> 00:27:21,451
Speak to me.
442
00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:23,453
- � Bones are cracking, My Lord �
- Yeah ? Yeah ?
443
00:27:23,521 --> 00:27:26,786
- I�ll cover foryou, Spinelli,
but it�s gonna costyou.
- � Kumbayah ��
444
00:27:33,365 --> 00:27:37,301
Oh, like, that is such the wrong
color forVince. Put the blue one on.
445
00:27:38,703 --> 00:27:42,730
AshleyA, you totally
know how to accessorize.
446
00:27:44,809 --> 00:27:46,743
[ Boys Snoring ]
447
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,255
[ Whispering, Muttering ]
448
00:28:10,235 --> 00:28:12,669
Infrared night vision,
200-to-1 zoom.
449
00:28:12,737 --> 00:28:15,797
I gotta hand it toyou, Gretch. You can
see the whole school with this thing.
450
00:28:15,874 --> 00:28:19,708
You can make lots ofhandy devices out
ofthe spare parts in a family�s garage.
451
00:28:19,778 --> 00:28:21,712
I once fashioned
a particle accelerator...
452
00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:24,715
out ofa broken hair dryer
and a four-slice toaster oven.
453
00:28:24,783 --> 00:28:26,717
��Tonight, the magical moment
arrived.
454
00:28:26,785 --> 00:28:29,720
We met behind the drive-thru menu
and kissed passionately...
455
00:28:29,788 --> 00:28:33,724
as the sound ofthe deep fat fryer
faded into the night.��
456
00:28:34,793 --> 00:28:37,728
Man, I wish I had
an older sister.
457
00:28:37,796 --> 00:28:40,731
Laugh ifyou will.
I think it�s beautiful.
458
00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:44,235
Sorry I�m late, guys, but I had to
wait till my mom and dad fell asleep...
459
00:28:44,302 --> 00:28:47,237
before I could sneak out
with... the goodies.
460
00:28:47,305 --> 00:28:49,432
Roast beefand mashed potatoes !
My favorite !
461
00:28:49,507 --> 00:28:51,441
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
462
00:28:51,509 --> 00:28:57,175
- I also managed to swipe this.
- Rocky Road ! My other favorite !
463
00:28:57,248 --> 00:28:59,682
Hey, give me
some ofthat.
464
00:29:03,221 --> 00:29:07,157
Excuse me, but aren�t we supposed
to eat dinner before dessert ?
465
00:29:11,396 --> 00:29:13,864
Good one, Gretch.
466
00:29:13,932 --> 00:29:16,264
You were right, Teej.
This is the life.
467
00:29:16,334 --> 00:29:19,929
Hanging out with friends,
eating ice cream, spying on bad guys.
468
00:29:20,005 --> 00:29:22,405
It�s the ultimate
kid experience.
469
00:29:22,474 --> 00:29:24,339
Too bad these days are numbered.
470
00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:28,074
Yeah, this is probably
the last summer...
471
00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:30,080
we�ll get to do stufflike this.
472
00:29:30,148 --> 00:29:32,082
Kinda whomps, huh ?
473
00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:36,453
Hey, remember that summer
after second grade...
474
00:29:36,521 --> 00:29:39,456
when we went down to the pond
every day to catch minnows ?
475
00:29:39,524 --> 00:29:43,517
Or how about that summerwe all
carved our initials in that tree
in the Wilsons� backyard ?
476
00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,529
And Spinelli
spelled hers wrong.
477
00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:48,031
Hey, I was seven.
And S�s are tricky.
478
00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:50,033
[GusSobbing]
479
00:29:50,101 --> 00:29:53,195
What�s your problem ? This is
the first summeryou�ve lived here.
480
00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:57,207
I know, and I�ll never
have any ofthose memories.
481
00:29:57,275 --> 00:30:00,039
[ Whimpering ]
482
00:30:00,111 --> 00:30:02,102
Know what I�ll never forget ?
483
00:30:03,281 --> 00:30:05,215
That song
T.J.�s sister taught us...
484
00:30:05,283 --> 00:30:07,217
the first summer
after kindergarten.
485
00:30:07,285 --> 00:30:09,719
Oh, yeah.
Backwhen she was nice.
486
00:30:09,788 --> 00:30:13,451
- How�d it go again ?
- [ Inhales Deeply]
487
00:30:13,525 --> 00:30:16,756
[ Adult Baritone ]
�JohnJacob �
488
00:30:16,828 --> 00:30:20,127
�Jingleheimer Schmidt �
489
00:30:20,198 --> 00:30:26,194
� His name is my name too �
490
00:30:26,271 --> 00:30:28,967
[ All ]
�Whenever I go out �
491
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,065
�The people always shout �
492
00:30:31,142 --> 00:30:33,576
�There goesJohnJacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt �
493
00:30:33,645 --> 00:30:35,306
[ Tempo Quickens ]
� Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na �
494
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:38,645
�JohnJacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt �
495
00:30:38,716 --> 00:30:41,913
� His name
is my name too �
496
00:30:41,986 --> 00:30:45,149
�Whenever I go out
the people always shout �
497
00:30:45,223 --> 00:30:47,453
�There goesJohnJacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt �
498
00:30:47,525 --> 00:30:49,117
� Na-Na-Na-Na
Na-Na-Na �
499
00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:52,595
[ Whispering ]
�JohnJacobJingleheimer Schmidt �
500
00:30:52,664 --> 00:30:55,428
� His name
is my name too �
501
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,161
�Whenever I go out �
502
00:30:57,235 --> 00:30:58,634
Thepeoplealwaysshout
503
00:30:58,703 --> 00:31:01,228
TheregoesJohnJacob
JingleheimerSchmidt
504
00:31:01,306 --> 00:31:03,240
[Fades]
Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na
505
00:31:03,308 --> 00:31:05,742
[ Loud Zapping ]
506
00:31:14,919 --> 00:31:17,854
Well, here we are, sir. But it�s
Just an old principal�s office.
507
00:31:17,922 --> 00:31:19,685
Why is it so important ?
508
00:31:23,528 --> 00:31:27,828
Because, my academically
challenged young friend,
509
00:31:27,899 --> 00:31:30,493
it used to be mine.
510
00:31:37,742 --> 00:31:39,676
1 0:41 a.m.
511
00:31:39,744 --> 00:31:43,180
Gang back at camp.
I�m goin� in alone.
512
00:31:51,156 --> 00:31:53,556
[Man]
Man, oh, man.
513
00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:56,560
I�veheardofsimple assignments,
but this one taKes the caKe.
514
00:31:56,628 --> 00:31:58,562
Yuck.
515
00:31:58,630 --> 00:32:00,495
Hey.
516
00:32:00,565 --> 00:32:02,999
1 0:43 a.m. I found
what appear to be...
517
00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:05,001
Principal Prickly�s golfpants ?
518
00:32:05,069 --> 00:32:07,663
Factis, you�regettin�
realgoodat thisstuff.
519
00:32:07,739 --> 00:32:10,173
Yeah, you�re a regular
Robert De Niro.
520
00:32:10,241 --> 00:32:12,334
Hey, I�m a man
ofmany talents.
521
00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:15,436
- Principal Prickly ?
- But wasn�t Mrs. Prickly suspicious ?
522
00:32:15,513 --> 00:32:19,210
You kiddin� ? It was like
taking candy from a baby.
523
00:32:21,486 --> 00:32:24,421
[Laughing Continues]
524
00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:30,560
Double-knit polyester.
These are Prickly�s all right.
525
00:32:30,628 --> 00:32:33,791
But whywould the bald guywanna pretend
to be Principal Prickly ?
526
00:32:33,865 --> 00:32:36,197
And where�s the real
Principal Prickly anyway ?
527
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:38,462
Wait a minute.
There�s something in here.
528
00:32:38,536 --> 00:32:40,265
��Help me ?��
529
00:32:40,338 --> 00:32:42,772
It sounds like a desperate cry
for help.
530
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,775
- Then Principal Prickly
must still be in the school.
- Being held captive !
531
00:32:45,843 --> 00:32:48,471
You know what that means,
don�tyou, guys ?
532
00:32:48,546 --> 00:32:50,810
We gotta go in there
and save him.
533
00:32:56,221 --> 00:32:57,916
- Bikes ?
- Check.
- Walkie-talkie ?
534
00:32:57,989 --> 00:32:59,923
- Check.
- Rope with pointy thing ?
- Check.
535
00:32:59,991 --> 00:33:01,856
Good. Then let�s go.
536
00:33:01,926 --> 00:33:03,860
I still say this is nuts.
537
00:33:03,928 --> 00:33:07,694
Breaking out ofthe school
I understand, but breaking in ?
538
00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:12,662
Oh, boy !
Ms. Finster�s gonna love this.
539
00:33:12,737 --> 00:33:14,671
[Whistling]
540
00:33:18,509 --> 00:33:21,171
[Groans]
541
00:33:21,246 --> 00:33:24,704
[ Grunting ]
542
00:33:24,782 --> 00:33:26,716
-[DoorbellRings]
- Dang.
543
00:33:26,784 --> 00:33:30,345
Ten more minutes, and the pizza
would�ve been free.
544
00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:38,588
[ Sighs ]
It�s 9:00 at night, Randall.
545
00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:41,188
- What doyou want ?
- It�s about T.J. Detweiler.
546
00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:44,667
Randall, I�m offduty until Labor Day.
He�s someone else�s problem now.
547
00:33:44,736 --> 00:33:48,604
But he�s got all his friends
together, and they�re planning
to break into the school !
548
00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:51,608
A break-in, eh ?
549
00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:54,770
Not if Muriel P. Finster
has anything to say about it.
550
00:34:25,376 --> 00:34:27,810
- Told you, Ms. Finster.
- [ Chuckles ]
551
00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:31,508
I wonder ifI can get �em
tried as adults. Come on.
552
00:34:35,453 --> 00:34:37,387
Hold the rope, boy.
553
00:34:42,293 --> 00:34:44,227
-[Rope CreaKing]
- Uh-oh.
554
00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:46,229
-[Snap]
- Aaaah !
555
00:34:46,297 --> 00:34:47,992
-[Thud]
-[Groans]
556
00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:54,397
[ Muffled ] Ms. Finster,
could you please get offofme ?
557
00:34:55,773 --> 00:34:58,469
[Gretchen]
My, this issomewhatcreepy.
558
00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:02,070
Yeah. I�ve never been
in a empty school at night before.
559
00:35:02,146 --> 00:35:04,080
Heck, I�ll bet no kid has.
560
00:35:04,148 --> 00:35:06,582
I wonderwhere the aliens went.
561
00:35:06,651 --> 00:35:10,212
They probably go back
to the mother ship at night.
562
00:35:13,124 --> 00:35:14,785
Quick. In here.
563
00:35:17,829 --> 00:35:20,263
[Footsteps Passing]
564
00:35:20,331 --> 00:35:22,561
Hey, this is
our old room.
565
00:35:29,807 --> 00:35:31,741
I hope somebody�s
feeding the gerbil.
566
00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:33,743
-[Man TalKing, Echoing]
- Shh ! I hear something !
567
00:35:33,811 --> 00:35:37,406
I want this system worKingnow.
Doyouhearme ? Now!
568
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:40,417
We�re doingourbest, sir. We�vejust
run intoa fewtechnicaldifficulties.
569
00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:42,419
It�s coming from up there.
570
00:35:42,487 --> 00:35:45,581
- LiKe what ?
- I thinK whatDr. Lazenby
is trying tosay--
571
00:35:45,656 --> 00:35:48,591
Oh, IKnow whathe�s trying
tosay. He�s trying to--
572
00:35:48,659 --> 00:35:51,594
- What areyou doing ?
- Finding out what�s what.
573
00:35:51,662 --> 00:35:54,153
[Men Continue TalKing]
574
00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:07,339
Bingo.
575
00:36:11,849 --> 00:36:13,783
[ Grunting ]
576
00:36:15,019 --> 00:36:17,453
I�m stuck.
[ Continues Grunting ]
577
00:36:17,522 --> 00:36:19,683
Curse these
bodacious hips ofmine.
578
00:36:19,757 --> 00:36:22,692
Randall, run back to my place
and get the butter.
579
00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:28,487
- Doyouhaveanyidea who
you�re talKing to, Laramie ?
- It�s Lazenby--
580
00:36:28,566 --> 00:36:33,003
Thatphoton channeler
isapiece ofequipment,
liKea carburetorinyour car!
581
00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:35,004
You�resupposedtobe
abrilliant thinKer.
582
00:36:35,072 --> 00:36:37,700
DoyouKnow whatbrilliant thinKers
aresupposedto do ?
583
00:36:37,775 --> 00:36:40,039
They�re supposed to think !
584
00:36:40,111 --> 00:36:42,045
Whoa, what is
all this stuff ?
585
00:36:42,113 --> 00:36:45,549
Well, against the farwall is what
looks to be a plutonium turbine.
586
00:36:45,616 --> 00:36:48,176
Closerahead, you�llobserve
aglobalelectrode.
587
00:36:48,252 --> 00:36:51,187
Toyourrightis
thelaserdevice wesawearlier,
588
00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:54,383
andofcourse, thatglowingorb--
an electronpulsegenerator.
589
00:36:54,459 --> 00:36:57,053
- The nerve center ofthe system.
- Shh ! The bad guys are talking.
590
00:36:57,128 --> 00:37:00,063
- But, Dr. Benedict, please--
- No, let me make this
clear toyou, Lazenby.
591
00:37:00,131 --> 00:37:02,998
We have a thing called
a window ofopportunity.
592
00:37:03,067 --> 00:37:07,663
Ifwe miss the window ofopportunity,
then the project fails.
593
00:37:07,738 --> 00:37:09,672
And ifthe project fails,
594
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:13,073
then I get very,
very... angry !
595
00:37:13,144 --> 00:37:15,078
Th-Theymayhave
apoint, sir.
596
00:37:15,146 --> 00:37:19,173
It seems the logistical problems
are a bit more complicated
than Dr. Steinheimer thought.
597
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:23,084
Yes, it would be a lot easier
ifwe could move the laser
to a more appropriate location.
598
00:37:23,154 --> 00:37:26,681
This operation will be
executed as planned from right here !
599
00:37:26,757 --> 00:37:28,691
Have I made myselfclear ?
600
00:37:28,759 --> 00:37:30,693
- But, sir--
- No buts !
601
00:37:30,761 --> 00:37:35,164
It started at 3rd Street.
It is going to end at 3rd Street.
602
00:37:35,233 --> 00:37:37,497
Dr. Benedict,
we�re ready for the test.
603
00:37:37,568 --> 00:37:39,502
Coming.
604
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,768
[Scientist]
Levelsaregood.
605
00:38:11,969 --> 00:38:14,096
- Ready ?
- I�ve been ready for decades.
606
00:38:14,171 --> 00:38:16,139
-Just do it.
- Yes, sir.
607
00:38:16,207 --> 00:38:18,141
Initiate photon channeling.
608
00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:20,973
Photon channeling initiated.
609
00:38:21,045 --> 00:38:24,481
Set magnification
coordinates .073.
610
00:38:25,583 --> 00:38:26,982
Coordinates set.
611
00:38:27,051 --> 00:38:30,248
Engage tractor beam now.
612
00:38:32,356 --> 00:38:34,119
[ Continues Grunting ]
613
00:38:34,191 --> 00:38:37,126
[LoudZapping]
614
00:38:37,194 --> 00:38:39,458
What are those kids
up to in there ?
615
00:38:41,532 --> 00:38:43,557
[ All Gasp ]
616
00:38:47,972 --> 00:38:51,066
A little more.
A little more.
617
00:38:51,142 --> 00:38:55,078
- He�s shooting at the moon.
- I told you theyweren�t aliens.
618
00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:59,082
[ Beam Sputtering ]
619
00:39:03,321 --> 00:39:06,757
-[Turbine WindingDown]
- Dr. Rosenthal,
why did the beam suddenly--
620
00:39:06,824 --> 00:39:10,817
Oh, what�s the technical
word for it ? Stop ?
621
00:39:10,895 --> 00:39:13,591
W-Well, uh, as I believe
you were told before--
622
00:39:13,664 --> 00:39:15,598
��Told before�� ?
[ Chuckles ]
623
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:19,500
Doyou think I care what I was told
before ? I�ll do better next time.
624
00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,504
��Next time.��
Isn�t that cute.
625
00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:23,506
Rosenthal,
let me askyou something.
626
00:39:23,574 --> 00:39:25,508
Sayyou were a teacher--
627
00:39:25,576 --> 00:39:28,511
or even better, say,
the principal ofa school--
628
00:39:28,579 --> 00:39:32,015
and you had to deal with a naughty child
who didn�t know his place,
629
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:35,849
who kept telling you over and over
that he�d do better ��next time.��
630
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,855
But he never did.
What would you do ?
631
00:39:38,923 --> 00:39:42,290
Oh, no. N-Not detention.
Not detention !
632
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,295
- Take him away !
- No, please ! I can fix it !
633
00:39:45,363 --> 00:39:49,595
Don�t do this to me-e-e !
634
00:39:52,103 --> 00:39:54,867
All right, who�s
second-in-command ?
635
00:39:57,441 --> 00:40:00,569
- Uh, I am, sir.
- Well, good. Nowyou�re in charge.
636
00:40:00,645 --> 00:40:05,082
And ifI wereyou, I�d make sure
I had this machine working at
full power by tomorrow morning.
637
00:40:05,149 --> 00:40:07,549
- Do I make myselfclear ?
- Y-Yes, sir.
638
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,255
Oh, dear,
I got spittle on my lapel.
639
00:40:12,323 --> 00:40:14,348
Mmm.
640
00:40:14,425 --> 00:40:17,189
-[Vince] Wegottagetoutofhere.
- Uh-oh.
641
00:40:17,261 --> 00:40:19,252
- What is it ?
- I got that feeling.
642
00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:22,128
- Hold it in, big guy. Hold it in !
- I can�t !
643
00:40:24,602 --> 00:40:29,869
[ Loud Burp, Echoing ]
644
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,874
What was that ?
645
00:40:31,942 --> 00:40:34,433
Someone had better
say ��excuse me.��
646
00:40:35,613 --> 00:40:37,513
[ All ]
Whoa !
647
00:40:37,581 --> 00:40:40,015
Fenwick, who let children
into the school ?
648
00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,018
U-Uh, n-not me, sir.
649
00:40:42,086 --> 00:40:44,850
- Well, get them !
- Run !
650
00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:48,915
- [ Men Shouting ]
- There they are !
651
00:40:50,161 --> 00:40:51,924
- [ All Gasp ]
- Huh ?
652
00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:55,022
Get offour planet,
alien scum !
653
00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:57,624
[ Groans ]
654
00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:05,074
Over there !
655
00:41:07,111 --> 00:41:09,773
- Get �em ! Get �em !
- Come back here !
656
00:41:15,553 --> 00:41:17,612
Huh ? Whoa !
657
00:41:17,688 --> 00:41:19,349
[ Grunts ]
658
00:41:21,225 --> 00:41:23,921
- Hyah !
- Ninjas !
659
00:41:23,994 --> 00:41:27,088
- Hyah !
- Get �em !
660
00:41:27,164 --> 00:41:30,099
Ninjas ! Why�d they
have to be ninjas ?
661
00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:32,431
[ All Shouting ]
662
00:41:35,339 --> 00:41:37,273
This way ! Hurry !
663
00:41:40,344 --> 00:41:43,507
- Go ! Go ! Let�s go ! Hurry up !
- Go ! Go ! Hurry up !
664
00:41:43,581 --> 00:41:45,446
- Nowyou !
- But, Teej--
- Go !
665
00:41:48,753 --> 00:41:50,687
- Haaah !
- [ Gasps ]
666
00:41:50,755 --> 00:41:53,121
Saveyourselves !
667
00:41:53,190 --> 00:41:56,182
- T.J. ! T.J. !
- It won�t budge !
668
00:41:57,261 --> 00:41:59,195
[ Shouting Continues ]
669
00:42:01,532 --> 00:42:03,523
[ Grunts ]
670
00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:12,265
What theJ.P. Morgan
is going on around here ?
671
00:42:14,745 --> 00:42:16,940
Let me go.
Let me go !
672
00:42:17,014 --> 00:42:19,949
I�m warning you !
I�m a black belt in origami !
673
00:42:20,017 --> 00:42:23,453
Well, well, well,
ifitain�t thelittlesnoop.
674
00:42:23,521 --> 00:42:26,285
- What ? I ain�t no snoop.
- [ Tape Rewinding ]
675
00:42:26,357 --> 00:42:29,793
[ T.J. On Tape ] 9:32 a.m.
Ugly bald guy still guarding school.
676
00:42:30,928 --> 00:42:32,691
Heh-heh. Oops.
677
00:42:32,763 --> 00:42:35,857
Let�s go, snoop.
You�re in big trouble now.
678
00:42:37,268 --> 00:42:40,203
Ow ! Ow ! Watch thejacket !
It�s cotton !
679
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:47,871
[MuffledShouting]
680
00:42:47,945 --> 00:42:50,470
Principal Prickly !
You�re alive !
681
00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:53,483
- Oww ! Would you be careful !
- Boy, am I glad to seeyou.
682
00:42:53,551 --> 00:42:57,487
You won�t believe what these
guys are doing. They�ve got
this big laser gun and--
683
00:42:57,555 --> 00:43:00,991
- Whoa, who tookyour pants ?
- Never mind, Detweiler.Just untie me.
684
00:43:02,293 --> 00:43:04,557
- These knots are tight.
- Ofcourse.
685
00:43:04,628 --> 00:43:07,756
I�ve been pulling at them
for the last day and a half.
They�ve chaffed mywrist.
686
00:43:07,832 --> 00:43:10,767
- Don�t worry, sir.
My pals�ll get us out ofhere.
- What makes you so sure ?
687
00:43:10,835 --> 00:43:13,668
You don�t know my friends.
They�ll get help. You�ll see.
688
00:43:15,673 --> 00:43:19,109
Soyou�re saying youjust escaped
from a troop ofninja warriors ?
689
00:43:19,176 --> 00:43:22,737
- That�s right !
- And they got a giant laser gun
in the school auditorium ?
690
00:43:22,813 --> 00:43:25,043
- Precisely !
- Which is aimed at the moon ?
691
00:43:25,115 --> 00:43:27,140
Thank heavens you understand !
692
00:43:34,058 --> 00:43:36,652
[ Grunts ]
I�ve almost got it.
693
00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:38,661
Careful, Detweiler.
That�s my putting hand.
694
00:43:38,729 --> 00:43:40,390
[DoorLocK UnlocKing]
695
00:43:43,434 --> 00:43:45,561
Hello, Pete.
Remember me ?
696
00:43:45,636 --> 00:43:48,571
Well, well, ifit isn�t
Phillium Benedict.
697
00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:52,234
- I should�ve known
you�d be the one behind this.
- You know this guy ?
698
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:54,243
Ah, Pete and I
are old pals.
699
00:43:54,311 --> 00:43:58,247
Although the last time
we saw each other, Pete
was the one ruining my life.
700
00:43:58,315 --> 00:44:01,284
By the way, Pete, you like this suit ?
It�s Italian. Raw silk. Nice, huh ?
701
00:44:01,352 --> 00:44:04,685
You always were more concerned
about appearances than people, Phil.
702
00:44:04,755 --> 00:44:08,054
Oh, Pete, come on.
There�s no need to be rude.
703
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:11,356
Not after I instructed my men
to take such special care ofyou.
704
00:44:11,428 --> 00:44:15,364
Special care ?
That�s whatyou call gagging me,
tying me up and taking away my pants ?
705
00:44:15,432 --> 00:44:19,368
Had to. Otherwise, you might run offand
betray me, likeyou did the last time.
706
00:44:19,436 --> 00:44:21,370
But, hey,
look at the bright side.
707
00:44:21,438 --> 00:44:23,372
At leastyou�ve got company now.
708
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,034
Let the boy go.
He can�t do anything toyou.
709
00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:28,340
[ Sighs ]
Same old noble Pete.
710
00:44:28,412 --> 00:44:31,939
- Always standing up
for the rights ofchildren.
- You ?
711
00:44:32,016 --> 00:44:34,951
But, unfortunately,
I can�t let anybody go right now.
712
00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:39,956
You see, this experimental, um,
night school that I�m running
is kind ofa secret.
713
00:44:40,024 --> 00:44:43,551
I�m trying to show that my...
[ Chuckles ] adult students
can be trained...
714
00:44:43,627 --> 00:44:45,891
to be capable and productive
members ofsociety.
715
00:44:45,963 --> 00:44:48,397
Well, ifyou�rejust
running a night school,
716
00:44:48,465 --> 00:44:51,161
then what�s that giant laser gun
doing in the auditorium ?
717
00:44:55,806 --> 00:45:00,243
What a rude and badly dressed
little boyyou are.
718
00:45:03,347 --> 00:45:07,784
You should teach your pupils a little
respect for their superiors, Pete.
719
00:45:07,851 --> 00:45:12,288
But that would mean thatyou�d
have to know how to teach them
anything at all, wouldn�t it ?
720
00:45:17,995 --> 00:45:19,929
Geez, how doyou
know thatjerk ?
721
00:45:19,997 --> 00:45:22,158
We went through
teacher training together.
722
00:45:22,232 --> 00:45:24,166
- You mean--
- That�s right, Detweiler.
723
00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:26,327
That man is a rogue teacher.
724
00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:32,275
[PricKly]
It wasbacK in thespringof�68.
725
00:45:32,343 --> 00:45:36,939
A differentage.
We wereallyoung, idealistic
andreadyto change the world.
726
00:45:39,350 --> 00:45:41,284
[ Chattering ]
727
00:45:41,352 --> 00:45:43,786
[RocK]
728
00:45:43,854 --> 00:45:46,948
Oh ! Ha ha ha.
Peace, Peter.
729
00:45:47,024 --> 00:45:50,187
Hey, Muriel, had a groovy time
at the Dead concert last night.
730
00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:53,627
You gonna be at the teach-in Saturday ?
We�re gonna paint myVolkswagen.
731
00:45:53,697 --> 00:45:56,131
- Wouldn�t miss it for the world.
- Groovy.
732
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,135
Yes, weall thought
we wereprettycool.
733
00:45:59,203 --> 00:46:01,967
- Butoneguy was the coolestofusall.
-[VehicleApproaching]
734
00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:04,906
Phillium Benedict
was mybestfriend.
735
00:46:04,975 --> 00:46:07,910
He wassmart,
he washandsome.
736
00:46:07,978 --> 00:46:11,880
Hehadjustbeennamedprincipal
of3rdStreetSchool.
737
00:46:11,949 --> 00:46:13,883
[ All Giggling ]
738
00:46:13,951 --> 00:46:18,149
So, Phillium, how�s it feel
being theyoungest principal
in the history ofthe state ?
739
00:46:18,222 --> 00:46:20,156
Copacetic, baby.
740
00:46:20,224 --> 00:46:23,921
I mean, you know what they say:
Young is in, man, and old is out.
741
00:46:23,994 --> 00:46:25,928
Way out.
742
00:46:25,996 --> 00:46:29,329
Doyou like the American flag
helmet, Pete ? It does go
with the leatherjacket, right ?
743
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,561
You are one groovy educator, Phil.
744
00:46:31,635 --> 00:46:33,569
Cool. Follow me, my man.
745
00:46:33,637 --> 00:46:36,572
I wanna showyou
my new principal�s pad.
746
00:46:41,278 --> 00:46:43,007
Whoa !
747
00:46:46,817 --> 00:46:49,081
Psychedelic principalia.
748
00:46:49,153 --> 00:46:51,747
Pull up a bag, bro.
I wanna rap.
749
00:46:53,090 --> 00:46:56,582
- Lay it on me, man.
- You see, Pete, I been thinkin�.
750
00:46:56,660 --> 00:46:58,594
We�re a new generation
ofteachers, right ?
751
00:46:58,662 --> 00:47:01,028
It�s time we shook things up
a little.
752
00:47:01,098 --> 00:47:03,532
I hearyou, brother.
In fact, dig this.
753
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,535
I was meditating to that new
Ravi Shankar album last night...
754
00:47:06,603 --> 00:47:08,537
when I got
this righteous notion--
755
00:47:08,605 --> 00:47:11,540
What ifwe hold all our classes outside,
on the playground ?
756
00:47:11,608 --> 00:47:15,874
Imagine-- school, recess.
No boundaries.
757
00:47:15,946 --> 00:47:19,746
Hey, baby, that�s a hip idea,
but I got a better thought here.
758
00:47:19,817 --> 00:47:22,342
As my first official act
as principal,
759
00:47:22,419 --> 00:47:25,786
I�ve decided...
to get rid ofrecess.
760
00:47:27,057 --> 00:47:28,991
What ? No recess ?
761
00:47:29,059 --> 00:47:31,994
But, Phil, for a kid,
recess is like a major play-in.
762
00:47:32,062 --> 00:47:34,496
It�s the one time ofday
they have any freedom.
763
00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:36,499
[ Sighs ]
Look, Pete,
764
00:47:36,567 --> 00:47:38,501
the �60s are over.
765
00:47:38,569 --> 00:47:43,165
All that peace and love
and freedom stuff, it was great
for pickin� up chicks,
766
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,674
but it�s not gonna
help my career.
767
00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:48,677
To do that, I gotta
make test scores go up,
768
00:47:48,745 --> 00:47:53,182
and to make test scores go up, I gotta
keep kids in class where they belong.
769
00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:56,777
That�s why, starting tomorrow,
I am tuning out recess...
770
00:47:56,854 --> 00:47:59,254
once and for all.
771
00:47:59,323 --> 00:48:01,188
[PricKly]
Needless tosay,
772
00:48:01,258 --> 00:48:03,692
Phillium �splan
didn�tgo overall that well.
773
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,694
[ Shouting ]
774
00:48:05,762 --> 00:48:07,696
- [ Protester] What do we want ?
- [ Crowd ] Recess !
775
00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:09,823
- When do we want it ?
- Now !
776
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:12,494
- What do we want ? When do we want it ?
- Recess ! Now !
777
00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:16,437
Be cool, people, be cool.
You�re bumming my mellowness.
778
00:48:16,507 --> 00:48:19,499
We�ll be cool when you give our kids
their recess back.
779
00:48:19,576 --> 00:48:21,510
Hey, baby,
I�ll do what I want.
780
00:48:21,578 --> 00:48:25,014
I�m principal ofthe school, and there�s
nothing anyone can do about it. Dig ?
781
00:48:25,082 --> 00:48:28,017
[ Shouting Continues ]
782
00:48:28,085 --> 00:48:30,781
[Man]
It�snotright!
783
00:48:30,854 --> 00:48:35,154
- People, people, please calm down.
- [ Shouting Stops ]
784
00:48:35,225 --> 00:48:38,820
Mr. Prickly here has informed me
ofthis ��no recess�� proposal.
785
00:48:38,896 --> 00:48:41,831
Let me assureyou that
as long as I�m superintendent,
786
00:48:41,899 --> 00:48:45,096
this radical plan will never
be carried out in this district.
787
00:48:45,169 --> 00:48:48,104
- [ Cheering ]
- Hey, man, youjust don�t get it !
788
00:48:48,172 --> 00:48:50,106
Ofcourse I do, Benedict.
789
00:48:50,174 --> 00:48:52,108
- That�s why I�m replacing you.
- What ?
790
00:48:52,176 --> 00:48:55,373
- Prickly, from now on,
you will be principal.
- Who, me ?
791
00:48:55,445 --> 00:48:57,879
Oh, I see what�s going down here.
792
00:48:57,948 --> 00:49:02,044
You tricked me, went around my back
to the man to get myjob !
793
00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:05,384
- No, Phil, it�s not like that at all.
- Yeah, right !
794
00:49:05,455 --> 00:49:08,390
Come on, Muriel baby,
let�s blow this scene.
795
00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:12,986
No, Phil, it�s over. I could never
be with a man who doesn�t love recess.
796
00:49:13,063 --> 00:49:15,497
Soyou�re against me too.
797
00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:19,627
Well, fine. I don�t need you.
I don�t need anyone !
798
00:49:19,703 --> 00:49:22,797
- Aaah !
- Phil ! You okay, man ?
799
00:49:22,873 --> 00:49:24,966
Don�t touch me !
800
00:49:26,043 --> 00:49:27,977
You took my chick.
801
00:49:28,045 --> 00:49:29,979
You took myjob.
802
00:49:30,047 --> 00:49:32,481
Well, enjoy it whileyou can,
Petey boy,
803
00:49:32,549 --> 00:49:34,483
�causeyou�re gonna pay.
804
00:49:34,551 --> 00:49:37,748
Somehow, someway,
805
00:49:37,821 --> 00:49:40,153
you�re gonna pay.
806
00:49:40,224 --> 00:49:42,886
IneversawPhillium again.
807
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,394
He quit teaching,
went into politics,
808
00:49:45,462 --> 00:49:47,396
eventually became
secretary ofeducation--
809
00:49:47,464 --> 00:49:50,399
until the president fired him for
trying to get rid ofrecess again.
810
00:49:50,467 --> 00:49:52,401
Only this time
it was nationwide.
811
00:49:52,469 --> 00:49:56,235
So that guy�s some weirdo ex-teacher
who wants to get rid ofrecess ?
812
00:49:56,306 --> 00:49:58,638
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
813
00:49:58,709 --> 00:50:00,734
Now it�s personal.
814
00:50:02,012 --> 00:50:05,072
Let�s see-- weather maps,
some stuffin Norwegian,
815
00:50:05,148 --> 00:50:07,082
a Farmer�sAlmanac.
816
00:50:07,150 --> 00:50:09,846
Must be something in here that�ll
explain what that Dr. Benedict is doing.
817
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,855
I�ll tell you one thing
he�s not doing--
818
00:50:12,923 --> 00:50:16,359
having lunch tomorrow at 1 2:22
with his little girlfriend.
819
00:50:16,426 --> 00:50:19,088
Spinelli, that�s the man�s
personal date book.
820
00:50:19,162 --> 00:50:21,096
Well, it�s mine now,
821
00:50:21,164 --> 00:50:24,930
and I guess Miss Luna Pergum is gonna
be at the restaurant all by herself.
822
00:50:25,002 --> 00:50:27,937
- Who did you say ?
- The girl whose name
is in here-- Luna Pergum.
823
00:50:28,005 --> 00:50:29,939
Must be some Italian chick.
824
00:50:30,007 --> 00:50:31,941
Lunaeperigeum.
Ofcourse !
825
00:50:32,009 --> 00:50:34,443
- What areyou talking about ?
- Don�tyou understand ?
826
00:50:34,511 --> 00:50:38,106
Lunaeperigeum is no lady.
It�s an event. Look.
827
00:50:38,181 --> 00:50:41,810
Once a month, the moon reaches the point
where it�s closest to the Earth--
828
00:50:41,885 --> 00:50:46,584
lunar perigee, which in this case
happens to be 1 2:22 tomorrow afternoon.
829
00:50:46,657 --> 00:50:51,253
Maybe that�s when that doctor
guy is gonna shoot his laser
at the moon and blow it up.
830
00:50:51,328 --> 00:50:53,262
Close guess,
but I have another theory.
831
00:50:53,330 --> 00:50:57,790
When I was up at space camp,
I observed some abnormalities
in the moon�s position.
832
00:50:57,868 --> 00:51:01,167
I couldn�t figure out what was
causing it, but now it all makes sense.
833
00:51:01,238 --> 00:51:05,334
Dr. Benedict�s device is not a
laser beam at all. It�s a tractor beam !
834
00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:09,072
You mean he�s gonna plow the moon�s
surface ? Whateverwill he plant ?
835
00:51:09,146 --> 00:51:11,774
Not a tractor, you goombah.
A tractor beam.
836
00:51:11,848 --> 00:51:13,782
Like from
a science fiction movie.
837
00:51:13,850 --> 00:51:15,681
Precisely.
838
00:51:15,752 --> 00:51:17,686
Theoretically,
ifa powerful tractor beam...
839
00:51:17,754 --> 00:51:20,689
were shot at the moon
exactly at lunar perigee,
840
00:51:20,757 --> 00:51:22,952
it could move the moon
into another orbit.
841
00:51:23,026 --> 00:51:25,961
Move the moon ? But why
would anybodywant to do that ?
842
00:51:26,029 --> 00:51:28,862
Who knows, Vince ?
Who knows ?
843
00:51:35,939 --> 00:51:38,464
[Banging On Metal]
844
00:51:39,710 --> 00:51:41,644
Here we are, sir.
845
00:51:41,712 --> 00:51:46,012
I can�t believeyou have been
creeping around in these vents.
They�re school property.
846
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,017
Dang ! The line�s dead.
847
00:51:48,085 --> 00:51:51,987
Hey, what did you do
with the walkie-talkie
you confiscated from me last week ?
848
00:51:52,055 --> 00:51:54,990
Top drawer, on the right.
Just lookwhat Phil�s done to my office.
849
00:51:55,058 --> 00:51:58,289
I had it all nice and clean
for the summer.
850
00:51:58,362 --> 00:52:01,229
Packs ofgum, yo-yos,
my old baseball--
851
00:52:01,298 --> 00:52:03,232
Hey, I�ve been looking
for this.
852
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:05,234
Here it is--
mywalkie-talkie.
853
00:52:05,302 --> 00:52:07,736
Now all I gotta do is
contact the guys and--
854
00:52:07,804 --> 00:52:09,738
- Oh, no.
- What is it, Detweiler ?
855
00:52:12,409 --> 00:52:15,401
I told �em
that guywas a nut.
856
00:52:15,479 --> 00:52:17,413
[ T.J. ] Hello !
Hello ! Is anybody there ?
857
00:52:17,481 --> 00:52:19,915
It�s T.J. !
T.J., buddy, you�re okay ?
858
00:52:19,983 --> 00:52:22,918
- Yeah, I�m fine,
and so is Principal Prickly.
- Principal Prickly ?
859
00:52:22,986 --> 00:52:26,422
I don�t have time to explain,
but I thinkwe�ve figured out
what Benedict is up to.
860
00:52:26,490 --> 00:52:29,425
He�s trying to get rid
ofsummervacation !
861
00:52:30,761 --> 00:52:32,695
No !
862
00:52:32,763 --> 00:52:36,199
Guys, don�t freak out on me !
I got a plan ! All we do is--
863
00:52:37,601 --> 00:52:42,368
Heh-heh. Why, Mr. Bald Guy,
what a surprise.
864
00:52:42,439 --> 00:52:44,100
T.J. ! T.J. !
865
00:52:44,174 --> 00:52:45,937
- It�s dead !
- They must�ve got him !
866
00:52:46,009 --> 00:52:47,943
What are we gonna do ?
867
00:52:48,011 --> 00:52:50,775
There�s only
one thing we can do:
868
00:52:50,847 --> 00:52:52,781
we gotta get help.
869
00:52:52,849 --> 00:52:56,012
[ Becky] Bow-wow ! Welcome to Floppy
Burger. May I takeyour order, please ?
870
00:52:56,086 --> 00:52:58,554
- Becky, this is Vince.
- [ Becky] What areyou doing here ?
871
00:52:58,622 --> 00:53:02,217
It�s notjust Vince, it�s me,
Gretchen, everybody. We got a problem !
872
00:53:02,292 --> 00:53:06,854
I got a problem too-- six dweeby
ten-year-olds who won�t leave me
alone, even when I�m at work.
873
00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:09,865
I am a professional ! So whatever
your little problem is, forget it !
874
00:53:09,933 --> 00:53:12,731
- But it�s about T.J .
- He�s in trouble,
and he needs your help.
875
00:53:12,803 --> 00:53:14,737
[ Becky ]
Well, isn�t that nice ?
876
00:53:14,805 --> 00:53:17,740
After stealing my diary, threatening
to put it on the Internet...
877
00:53:17,808 --> 00:53:20,743
and making me drive across the
state three times, he needs my help ?
878
00:53:20,811 --> 00:53:23,939
Give me one good reason
why I should help him.
879
00:53:24,014 --> 00:53:27,677
�Cause he�s your little brother,
and he needs you.
880
00:53:27,751 --> 00:53:30,743
Please pull forward to
the second drive-thru window.
881
00:53:33,089 --> 00:53:35,523
A confiscated
walkie-talkie.
882
00:53:35,592 --> 00:53:40,928
Why doyou do these things ? Doyou
enjoy tormenting me ? Doyou hate me ?
883
00:53:40,997 --> 00:53:43,989
I don�t hateyou, Phil.
I just thinkyou�re insane.
884
00:53:44,067 --> 00:53:46,001
[ Chuckles ]
Insane.
885
00:53:46,069 --> 00:53:48,003
Well, thereyou go again, Pete.
886
00:53:48,071 --> 00:53:51,837
Insulting me, hurting my feelings,
Just like 30 years ago.
887
00:53:51,908 --> 00:53:55,605
Only this time, Petey,
I�m ready.
888
00:53:55,679 --> 00:54:01,379
You see, all thoseyears, no matter
how big I got, no matter how successful,
889
00:54:01,451 --> 00:54:03,612
I always thought aboutyou.
890
00:54:03,687 --> 00:54:07,020
Howyou embarrassed me !
Howyou humiliated me !
891
00:54:07,090 --> 00:54:10,025
Howyou destroyed my relationship
with Muriel Finster,
892
00:54:10,093 --> 00:54:12,027
the onlywoman I ever loved !
893
00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:14,620
- That part still grosses me out, sir.
- Shh.
894
00:54:14,698 --> 00:54:17,633
This time, Pete,
I�m gonna humiliateyou.
895
00:54:17,701 --> 00:54:21,501
I�m gonna prove to the world
thatyou were wrong and I was right.
896
00:54:21,571 --> 00:54:23,505
- About what ?
- About recess !
897
00:54:23,573 --> 00:54:25,507
About freedom !
About test scores !
898
00:54:25,575 --> 00:54:27,975
I�ve found a way
to prove my theory.
899
00:54:28,044 --> 00:54:30,979
I�m gonna get rid of
the biggest recess ofthem all.
900
00:54:31,047 --> 00:54:33,982
I am gonna get rid
ofsummervacation.
901
00:54:34,050 --> 00:54:37,850
- You fiend !
- ��Fiend.�� Try to help people,
that�s the thanks you get.
902
00:54:37,921 --> 00:54:42,290
- It�ll neverwork, Phil.
- Well, actually, Pete,
that�s whereyou�re wrong.
903
00:54:46,863 --> 00:54:51,596
You see, all I have to do is modify
the moon�s orbit ever so slightly,
904
00:54:53,036 --> 00:54:56,199
and tide levels on the Eastern Seaboard
rise eight feet.
905
00:54:56,273 --> 00:54:58,207
Move the moon over here,
906
00:54:58,275 --> 00:55:01,870
and the currents that warm California
suddenly become ice-cold.
907
00:55:01,945 --> 00:55:04,880
Summer, as we know it,
will become a thing ofthe past.
908
00:55:04,948 --> 00:55:06,711
And without summer,
909
00:55:08,385 --> 00:55:11,320
- [ Both Gasp ]
- no summervacation.
910
00:55:11,388 --> 00:55:14,323
- You�ll never get away
with this, Benedict.
- Oh, yeah ?
911
00:55:14,391 --> 00:55:17,326
Well, who�s gonna stop me ?
912
00:55:19,062 --> 00:55:21,496
Wow, I can�t believe
my little brother...
913
00:55:21,565 --> 00:55:23,999
actually stumbled on
a real, live evil conspiracy.
914
00:55:24,067 --> 00:55:28,003
- That�s ourTheodore.
- You should see the crates
ofsoda they left back there.
915
00:55:28,071 --> 00:55:31,006
And boxes ofmustard
and ketchup too.
916
00:55:31,074 --> 00:55:33,008
Mmm, tomato-ey.
917
00:55:33,076 --> 00:55:36,011
Hey, that�s stuffs the property of
Floppy Burger International.
918
00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:39,242
Quityour gabbin� and step on it.
We need reinforcements.
919
00:55:42,786 --> 00:55:45,220
[Cheering, Shouting]
920
00:55:47,857 --> 00:55:49,791
[Cheering, Shouting]
921
00:55:58,868 --> 00:56:01,735
[Finster] I�m tellingyou,
a troop ofninja warriors...
922
00:56:01,805 --> 00:56:05,400
is using3rdStreetSchoolas
asecretjujitsu trainingground.
923
00:56:05,475 --> 00:56:09,411
- Ninja warriors. Elementary school.
- [ Snickering ]
924
00:56:09,479 --> 00:56:11,413
Jujitsu training ground ?
925
00:56:11,481 --> 00:56:15,315
Hey, lady, aren�tyou forgetting
the magic laser beam ?
926
00:56:15,385 --> 00:56:17,751
- I�m serious !
- So are we.
927
00:56:17,821 --> 00:56:21,257
Hey, I got an idea-- Why don�tyou
go home, get some rest...
928
00:56:21,324 --> 00:56:23,758
and we�ll make a personal call
toJackie Chan.
929
00:56:23,827 --> 00:56:27,263
Yeah, he�s the perfect man
for ajob like this.
930
00:56:27,330 --> 00:56:30,731
I�m telling ya, something is
going on in that school !
931
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,394
Help ! Help !
Somebody get us outta here !
932
00:56:33,470 --> 00:56:35,961
- Calm down, Detweiler.
- Calm down ?
933
00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:39,133
We�re locked in a giant birdcage
while a madman�s trying to
destroy summervacation,
934
00:56:39,209 --> 00:56:41,143
and you want me
to calm down ?
935
00:56:41,211 --> 00:56:44,305
- I understand, but I--
- How can you understand ?
You�rejust a grownup.
936
00:56:44,381 --> 00:56:47,407
What doyou know
about summervacation ?
937
00:56:47,484 --> 00:56:50,419
I�ll letyou in on
a little secret, Detweiler.
938
00:56:50,487 --> 00:56:53,422
Every adultyou�ve ever known
was a kid some time in his life.
939
00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:55,924
You thinkwe don�t
remember summervacation ?
940
00:56:55,992 --> 00:57:00,361
Riding bikes by the creek ?
Catching polliwogs in ajar ?
Camping out under the stars ?
941
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:02,660
Well, you�re wrong.
942
00:57:02,732 --> 00:57:06,668
Some days I sit in my office, looking
out atyou kids on the playground,
943
00:57:06,736 --> 00:57:09,671
and I think, ��They don�t know
how good they�ve got it.
944
00:57:09,739 --> 00:57:12,674
In a fewyears, they�re all
going to be grownups, like me,
945
00:57:12,742 --> 00:57:15,677
and all those good times will
Just be memories for them too.��
946
00:57:15,745 --> 00:57:19,681
So go ahead, put a whoopee cushion in my
chair, cover my carpet with fake vomit,
947
00:57:19,749 --> 00:57:21,683
make fun of
my big, saggy butt.
948
00:57:21,751 --> 00:57:25,187
But don�tyou ever say I don�t care
about summervacation,
949
00:57:25,255 --> 00:57:29,021
�cause those memories are the last
part ofchildhood I�ve got left.
950
00:57:30,093 --> 00:57:32,857
Principal Prickly,
I had no idea.
951
00:57:32,929 --> 00:57:34,863
Yeah, well, nowyou do.
952
00:57:34,931 --> 00:57:38,367
- So let�s stop messing around.
- How did you get those keys ?
953
00:57:38,435 --> 00:57:41,370
Swiped �em off Phillium�s desk
when he wasn�t looking.
954
00:57:41,438 --> 00:57:44,373
Now come on.
We�ve got a summervacation to save.
955
00:57:45,942 --> 00:57:49,139
[ All Chattering ]
956
00:57:49,212 --> 00:57:53,148
People ! People !
Just quiet down for a moment !
957
00:57:53,216 --> 00:57:55,150
Oh, man, nobody�s listening.
958
00:57:55,218 --> 00:57:58,654
They�ll listen to me, once I introduce
them to my good friend Madam Fist.
959
00:57:58,722 --> 00:58:01,589
Come on, Spinelli.
That�s your answer for everything.
960
00:58:01,658 --> 00:58:05,094
I don�t seeyou coming up
with any great ideas, sports boy.
961
00:58:05,161 --> 00:58:08,096
Listen to the two ofyou.
You�re not helping at all.
962
00:58:08,164 --> 00:58:10,598
[ All Arguing ]
963
00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:14,660
[Gus]
Quiet!
964
00:58:14,738 --> 00:58:16,672
What we need is a leader.
965
00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:18,674
A kid with
the right training.
966
00:58:18,742 --> 00:58:21,336
A kid who knows strategy
and field tactics.
967
00:58:21,411 --> 00:58:23,345
A kid who commands respect.
968
00:58:23,413 --> 00:58:26,507
Yeah, but where we gonna
find a kid like that ?
969
00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:29,575
Leave that to me.
970
00:58:29,652 --> 00:58:32,246
- [ Chattering Continues ]
-[Gretchen Whistles]
971
00:58:32,322 --> 00:58:35,189
Please !
We have to get organized.
972
00:58:35,258 --> 00:58:37,192
Ah, what�s the use ?
973
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:39,194
Ifwhatyou say is true,
974
00:58:39,262 --> 00:58:42,197
all the fun ofbeing a kid
is, like, totally ruined anyway.
975
00:58:42,265 --> 00:58:45,428
- It�s like the whole world�s
been turned right side up.
- [ All Agreeing ]
976
00:58:45,502 --> 00:58:49,370
Not necessarily. All we have to do is
work together and come up with a plan.
977
00:58:49,439 --> 00:58:53,705
- Detweiler�s the one who always
comes up with the plans.
- Let�s face it-- we�re doomed.
978
00:58:53,777 --> 00:58:57,213
- [ All Agreeing ]
-[Spinelli] That�s what you thinK!
979
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,080
Kids ofthe playground, meet
your new commanding officer.
980
00:59:05,288 --> 00:59:09,054
Griswald ? He couldn�t
lead a glee club.
981
00:59:14,097 --> 00:59:16,156
You find that funny,
Bradley ?
982
00:59:16,232 --> 00:59:19,224
Well, I�m not here to makejokes !
I�m here to make history !
983
00:59:19,302 --> 00:59:21,736
So ifyou wanna laugh,
take it somewhere else.
984
00:59:21,805 --> 00:59:26,469
But ifyou wanna save the world, then
suck in your gut and stand at attention.
985
00:59:26,543 --> 00:59:28,807
Now who�s with me ?
986
00:59:28,878 --> 00:59:31,813
[Kazoos Playing
��RiverKwaiMarch��]
987
00:59:54,437 --> 00:59:57,429
[ Screams ]
Soda bomb ! Soda bomb !
988
00:59:57,507 --> 01:00:01,170
[Gus] Vince, youandtheAshleys
willbein charge ofunit �A. ��
989
01:00:01,244 --> 01:00:04,543
I�ll take unit ��B.��
Spinelli, you get the special forces.
990
01:00:04,614 --> 01:00:06,844
- Special forces ?
- The kindergartners.
991
01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:10,852
- I oweyou for this, Griswald.
- Now there�s one last thing
I need to say.
992
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,414
- [ Talking Ceases ]
- This mission is bigger than
any one ofus kids.
993
01:00:15,491 --> 01:00:18,983
Bigger than T.J .
Even bigger than Principal Prickly.
994
01:00:19,062 --> 01:00:21,963
This, my friends,
is about the future.
995
01:00:22,031 --> 01:00:25,023
- Geez, he sounds like T.J .
- Shh. He�s on a roll.
996
01:00:25,101 --> 01:00:29,265
Years from now when kids who aren�t
even born yet look back on this moment,
997
01:00:29,339 --> 01:00:31,273
they�ll say,
��They did it.
998
01:00:31,341 --> 01:00:33,741
Those kids saved
3rd Street School.
999
01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:36,142
They saved summervacation.��
1000
01:00:37,447 --> 01:00:39,506
So, boys and girls,
1001
01:00:39,582 --> 01:00:42,210
we�re goin� in.
1002
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,382
- Twenty-two minutes to perigee, sir.
- Very good, Fenwick.
1003
01:00:52,262 --> 01:00:55,026
[Men Chattering Indistinctly]
1004
01:00:57,567 --> 01:00:59,501
- Hello, boys.
- Hey !
1005
01:01:01,971 --> 01:01:03,905
[Men Groaning]
1006
01:01:03,973 --> 01:01:06,567
[Punches Landing]
1007
01:01:09,512 --> 01:01:11,446
- Where now ?
- The auditorium.
1008
01:01:11,514 --> 01:01:13,448
Check.
1009
01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:19,687
[ Inhales ]
Nessun dorma
1010
01:01:19,756 --> 01:01:22,054
[ All ]
Huh ?
1011
01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:24,753
Nessun dorma
1012
01:01:24,827 --> 01:01:27,295
[Man]
Is thataKid ?
1013
01:01:27,363 --> 01:01:31,459
- � Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me �
- Hey, kid, get out ofhere !
1014
01:01:31,534 --> 01:01:35,061
Aah. Anderson, get rid
ofthat kid, will ya ?
1015
01:01:35,138 --> 01:01:37,368
Ilnomemio
nessunsapra
1016
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,465
-[AndersonScreaming]
-No, no
1017
01:01:39,542 --> 01:01:42,807
- Smithson, Underhill.
- Sir.
1018
01:01:42,879 --> 01:01:45,211
Sulla tuaboca
1019
01:01:45,281 --> 01:01:47,476
-[MenScreaming]
-Lo diro
1020
01:01:47,550 --> 01:01:51,316
- � Quando la luce ��
- Hanklin, Morrissey,
Goodman, get over here !
1021
01:01:51,387 --> 01:01:53,912
- Yes, sir.
- Right away, sir. On the double.
1022
01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:56,857
We�ll take care ofhim.
Don�t worry about it.
1023
01:02:01,898 --> 01:02:04,526
You sure this is
gonna work, Detweiler ?
1024
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,660
Come on, Principal Prickly.
Don�tyou everwatch old spy movies ?
1025
01:02:07,737 --> 01:02:09,864
This trick is pure gold.
1026
01:02:11,574 --> 01:02:15,670
Uh, Dr. Benedict wanted to speak to
us about a very important matter.
1027
01:02:15,745 --> 01:02:17,679
Hey, you two
aren�t guards.
1028
01:02:18,748 --> 01:02:20,682
Run !
1029
01:02:22,585 --> 01:02:25,679
� I�m called little buttercup �
1030
01:02:25,755 --> 01:02:29,748
Anderson, Morrissey, Underhill ?
Where is everybody ?
1031
01:02:29,826 --> 01:02:33,853
Aah, ifyou want something
done right, you gotta do ityourself.
1032
01:02:33,930 --> 01:02:36,626
- � Poor little buttercup �
- [ Screams ]
1033
01:02:36,699 --> 01:02:40,635
- � Sweet little buttercup, I ��
- [ All Shouting ]
1034
01:02:40,703 --> 01:02:45,037
Boy, these space-age
power shovels sure do a greatjob.
1035
01:02:49,278 --> 01:02:51,212
Quick, in here.
1036
01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,646
This way !
They�re inside.
1037
01:02:58,121 --> 01:03:00,487
We lost �em.
Now what ?
1038
01:03:01,891 --> 01:03:03,791
Ammo.
1039
01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:05,987
[ Both ]
Tender.
1040
01:03:11,434 --> 01:03:13,561
Commence phase two.
1041
01:03:18,908 --> 01:03:21,069
Ready ?
1042
01:03:21,144 --> 01:03:24,079
- Hey, guards !
- Huh ?
1043
01:03:25,581 --> 01:03:28,141
[ Grunting ]
You little brats !
1044
01:03:28,217 --> 01:03:30,845
Now !
1045
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,356
- Intruders !
- [ Shouting ]
1046
01:03:42,331 --> 01:03:44,492
[ All Screaming ]
1047
01:03:44,567 --> 01:03:46,501
Scandalous !
1048
01:03:50,106 --> 01:03:52,506
[ Shouting Indistinctly]
1049
01:03:54,243 --> 01:03:56,871
- Now !
- Huh ?
1050
01:04:01,818 --> 01:04:04,548
Bombard, men !
1051
01:04:13,930 --> 01:04:16,421
- Get �em.
- [ All Shouting ]
1052
01:04:16,499 --> 01:04:18,433
[ Screaming ]
1053
01:04:22,839 --> 01:04:26,605
��Lunch room, front office--��
Here it is, ��auditorium.��
1054
01:04:26,676 --> 01:04:28,735
[ Loud Hum Resonating ]
1055
01:04:35,685 --> 01:04:38,313
Uh, Fenwick,
why is the power off ?
1056
01:04:38,387 --> 01:04:40,355
Uh, perhaps
we blew a fuse, sir ?
1057
01:04:40,423 --> 01:04:42,391
Well, go fix it !
1058
01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:46,019
We must restore the power.
Quickly, here.
1059
01:04:47,897 --> 01:04:50,457
Hey, whathappened?
Letus out!
1060
01:04:50,533 --> 01:04:52,967
Plan�s working, Gus.
1061
01:04:53,035 --> 01:04:56,198
Good. Now we gotta stop that
laser beam before it�s too late.
1062
01:04:56,272 --> 01:05:00,971
That�s whatyou thinK, Kid.
Youbratsare done for.
1063
01:05:02,211 --> 01:05:04,975
[TJ. ]
Hey, baldy!
1064
01:05:05,047 --> 01:05:08,210
Sayyour prayers.
It�s chowder time.
1065
01:05:08,284 --> 01:05:11,253
[ Screaming ]
1066
01:05:12,455 --> 01:05:14,946
- Bull�s-eye !
- T.J. !
1067
01:05:15,024 --> 01:05:17,390
I knewyou guys would
come back for us.
1068
01:05:23,166 --> 01:05:27,125
- Ooh, that�s gotta hurt.
- Six minutes to perigee !
1069
01:05:27,203 --> 01:05:30,502
Quick. To the auditorium.
And no running in the halls !
1070
01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:42,942
Emergency power system
is in place.
1071
01:05:43,019 --> 01:05:45,681
Switch on the global electrode.
Power up the photon channeler.
1072
01:05:45,755 --> 01:05:48,690
Activate the tractor beam, quickly !
We�ve only got four minutes left.
1073
01:05:48,758 --> 01:05:50,851
[PricKly]
You�vegotnominutes left, Phil.
1074
01:05:50,927 --> 01:05:53,020
This is my school
and I want it back.
1075
01:05:53,095 --> 01:05:58,465
Sorry, Pete. You�rejust gonna
have to wait until I finish
making the world a better place.
1076
01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:07,971
- Now let�s get this show on the road.
- Don�t do it, Dr. Benedict !
1077
01:06:08,044 --> 01:06:11,571
[ Chuckles ] Don�t do it ?
You think after all this planning,
1078
01:06:11,647 --> 01:06:15,014
all this work, you can get me to
stopjust by saying, ��Don�t do it�� ?
1079
01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:19,851
- What ifwe add ��please�� ?
- [ Sighs ] You kids
Just don�t get it, doyou ?
1080
01:06:19,922 --> 01:06:24,791
Well, let me explain this
in a wayyour little uneducated
brains will understand.
1081
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:28,762
The American public think
test scores are too low.
1082
01:06:28,831 --> 01:06:32,961
But ifa person, say me,
could make test scores go up,
1083
01:06:33,035 --> 01:06:35,230
why, everybody�d feel better.
1084
01:06:35,304 --> 01:06:39,502
They might even elect that person...
President ofthe United States.
1085
01:06:39,575 --> 01:06:44,171
Now, doyou have any idea which
countries have the highest test scores ?
1086
01:06:44,247 --> 01:06:47,375
- Um,Japan ?
- Germany ?
- Tierra Del Fuego ?
1087
01:06:47,450 --> 01:06:50,613
Canada, Iceland, Norway !
1088
01:06:50,686 --> 01:06:54,679
And why ? Because it�s snowing
up there all the time.
1089
01:06:54,757 --> 01:06:58,420
Kids don�t waste their summers playing
ball. They�re inside studying.
1090
01:06:58,494 --> 01:07:03,625
And that is why I�m getting
rid ofsummervacation once and for all.
1091
01:07:03,699 --> 01:07:06,634
You got it all wrong, old man.
Your plan will neverwork.
1092
01:07:06,702 --> 01:07:09,296
Sure, maybeyour crazy
laser beam can move the moon.
1093
01:07:09,372 --> 01:07:11,306
Maybe it can even make it
snow all summer.
1094
01:07:11,374 --> 01:07:14,036
Maybeyou can get rid
oflong afternoons playing baseball,
1095
01:07:14,110 --> 01:07:18,479
or sunny days down by the lake orwarm
nights camping out under the stars.
1096
01:07:18,547 --> 01:07:21,380
But that won�t stop us.
We�ll ride our bikes through the snow.
1097
01:07:21,450 --> 01:07:24,942
We�ll play kick ball in the slush,
we�ll camp out in igloos.
1098
01:07:25,021 --> 01:07:28,821
You may take away summer, butyou�ll
never take away summervacation.
1099
01:07:29,892 --> 01:07:32,861
Well, I can try.
Do it... now !
1100
01:07:32,928 --> 01:07:35,726
Yes, sir.
Begin photon channeling.
1101
01:07:35,798 --> 01:07:37,823
Photon channeling begun.
1102
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:41,631
Setmagnification
coordinates.073.
1103
01:07:41,704 --> 01:07:45,401
- Coordinates set.
- Engage tractor beam.
1104
01:07:45,474 --> 01:07:49,137
- No !
- [LoudBang]
1105
01:07:51,881 --> 01:07:55,146
Hey, teacher,
leave them kids alone !
1106
01:07:55,217 --> 01:07:58,448
- Ms. Finster.
- Muriel, it�s you.
1107
01:07:58,521 --> 01:08:00,489
You�re still a vision
ofloveliness.
1108
01:08:00,556 --> 01:08:04,117
Yeah ?Andyou�restilla two-bit,
recess-hatingprettyboy.
1109
01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:07,651
That hurt, Muriel. But I�ll forgiveyou
ifyou�ll just come back to me.
1110
01:08:07,730 --> 01:08:09,891
Ha ! I�d rather eat
playground dirt.
1111
01:08:09,965 --> 01:08:13,093
That can be arranged,
my dear.
1112
01:08:13,169 --> 01:08:15,729
Not before I takeyou down.
1113
01:08:15,805 --> 01:08:18,740
Take me down ? Yeah, right.
You and what army ?
1114
01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:21,436
Me and this army.
1115
01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:28,346
The teachers !
1116
01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:30,851
[ Shouting ]
1117
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,912
[ Karate Shouts ]
1118
01:08:33,989 --> 01:08:36,822
Get them !
1119
01:08:36,892 --> 01:08:38,826
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1120
01:08:38,894 --> 01:08:42,728
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1121
01:08:42,798 --> 01:08:45,824
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1122
01:08:45,901 --> 01:08:48,961
-No, no, no, no, Nobody can do the
-Shimmy
1123
01:08:49,038 --> 01:08:51,734
-LiKe Ido, Nobody can do the
-ShaKe
1124
01:08:51,807 --> 01:08:55,573
-LiKe Ido, Nobody can do the
-Boogaloo
1125
01:08:55,644 --> 01:08:58,909
-LiKe Ido, Nobody can do the
-Shimmy
1126
01:08:58,981 --> 01:09:00,846
[Continues]
1127
01:09:03,652 --> 01:09:05,813
[ Screaming ]
1128
01:09:11,927 --> 01:09:14,259
Fire !
1129
01:09:18,434 --> 01:09:20,425
-Letme tellyou, Nobody
-Nobody
1130
01:09:20,503 --> 01:09:22,835
-Nobody
-Nobody
1131
01:09:22,905 --> 01:09:25,874
-Nobody
-Nobody
1132
01:09:25,941 --> 01:09:29,536
- [ Gasps ]
- Drink soda, ninjas !
1133
01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:36,882
Halt !
1134
01:09:39,522 --> 01:09:41,547
Flying press !
1135
01:09:43,859 --> 01:09:47,625
- Nice flying press, Spinelli.
- Thanks. I�ve been working on it.
1136
01:09:50,866 --> 01:09:53,357
No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no
1137
01:09:53,436 --> 01:09:55,267
You !
1138
01:09:57,573 --> 01:09:59,871
[Ms. Finster]
Stop right there, KojaK.
1139
01:09:59,942 --> 01:10:02,172
It�s go time.
1140
01:10:02,244 --> 01:10:04,041
-Nobody can do the
-ShaKe
1141
01:10:04,113 --> 01:10:07,776
-LiKe Ido, Nobody can do the
-Boogaloo
1142
01:10:12,321 --> 01:10:16,314
- Thanks, Ms. Finster.
-Just doing myjob, Detweiler.
1143
01:10:18,894 --> 01:10:20,828
Hurry !
There�s still time.
1144
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,634
Faster, you idiot !
Faster !
1145
01:10:26,702 --> 01:10:29,967
Holditright there, Phillium.
Thesemester�s overforyou, pal.
1146
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:34,738
Not so fast, Pete. You might fall asleep
and miss the festivities.
1147
01:10:34,810 --> 01:10:37,802
- Hey, Phillium,
there�s a spot on your tie.
- Where ?
1148
01:10:42,451 --> 01:10:44,919
[NinjaScreams]
1149
01:10:44,987 --> 01:10:47,922
- It�sjammed.
- You�re too late, Pete.
1150
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:50,288
This time I win.
1151
01:10:56,131 --> 01:10:58,531
Vince !
1152
01:10:59,935 --> 01:11:02,631
The photon channeler.
And forget what they told you.
1153
01:11:02,705 --> 01:11:04,639
Aim it. Don�t throw it.
1154
01:11:15,951 --> 01:11:19,478
- Look out ! She�s gonna blow !
- [ All Screaming ]
1155
01:11:50,886 --> 01:11:53,150
All my plans,
1156
01:11:53,222 --> 01:11:56,419
my hopes and dreams...
1157
01:11:56,492 --> 01:11:58,460
ruined.
1158
01:11:58,527 --> 01:12:02,987
Ruined !
1159
01:12:17,079 --> 01:12:19,843
Getyour hands offthe suit,
you classless feeb !
1160
01:12:19,915 --> 01:12:22,179
I am the former
secretary ofeducation.
1161
01:12:22,251 --> 01:12:25,186
Yeah, yeah. And I�m the former
princess of Morocco. Get in the car.
1162
01:12:25,254 --> 01:12:29,350
B-B-But it�s all his fault.
I was only following orders.
1163
01:12:29,425 --> 01:12:31,689
I�ll turn state�s evidence.
1164
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,921
Geez, what a squealer.
1165
01:12:33,996 --> 01:12:37,488
Come on, Grotke. I�ll takeyou on.
My boxing againstyour martial arts.
1166
01:12:37,566 --> 01:12:39,659
East meets West.
We�ll see who wins.
1167
01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:43,694
I don�t know, Muriel. I�m only supposed
to use it for self-defense.
1168
01:12:50,913 --> 01:12:53,643
What an exciting summer.
T.J. saved the world...
1169
01:12:53,716 --> 01:12:56,480
and Becky made assistant
fry chefat Floppy Burger.
1170
01:12:56,552 --> 01:13:00,420
Come on, Ellie. The reporters wanna
talk to us about how we raised a hero.
1171
01:13:02,324 --> 01:13:06,021
Listen, Becky, I heard about howyou
saved my life and everything, and...
1172
01:13:06,095 --> 01:13:10,054
- well, here, I think this is yours.
- My diary ?
1173
01:13:10,132 --> 01:13:14,626
I can�t believe it. You realize
this means you don�t have
any leverage over me anymore ?
1174
01:13:14,703 --> 01:13:17,729
Hey, what can I say ?
Maybe I�m just growing up.
1175
01:13:17,806 --> 01:13:21,242
Gee, you�re an all-right
little brother after all.
1176
01:13:23,212 --> 01:13:27,512
But, Teej, what about the
extra copies you got stashed
away up in the tree house ?
1177
01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:30,177
Oh, I wasjust bluffing
about those.
1178
01:13:30,252 --> 01:13:34,951
So, Teej, we got two weeks
ofsummervacation left.
What doyou saywe do �em up right ?
1179
01:13:35,024 --> 01:13:38,221
But don�tyou guys have to get back
to camp, work on your futures and all ?
1180
01:13:38,293 --> 01:13:40,227
Well, we�ve been thinkin�.
1181
01:13:40,295 --> 01:13:43,059
And we�ve decided there�s plenty
oftime for preparing for our futures.
1182
01:13:43,132 --> 01:13:45,828
But only a little time left
forjust being kids.
1183
01:13:45,901 --> 01:13:49,166
So, what doyou saywe head down
to the pond and skip some rocks ?
1184
01:13:49,238 --> 01:13:51,365
You guys gotyourselves a deal.
1185
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:54,841
Oh, boy ! My first
summervacation memories.
1186
01:14:00,416 --> 01:14:02,748
Uh, guys.
1187
01:14:02,818 --> 01:14:07,255
- I�ll catch up with you.
I forgot something inside.
- Okay, but hurry.
1188
01:14:24,073 --> 01:14:26,166
- Principal Prickly ?
- Huh ?
1189
01:14:26,241 --> 01:14:28,766
Oh, it�s you, Detweiler.
1190
01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:32,541
I wasjust, um, cleaning up this mess
Phillium left.
1191
01:14:32,614 --> 01:14:34,639
Guyalways wasapacK rat.
1192
01:14:34,717 --> 01:14:40,053
Look at this. A Norwegian
weather map from 1 956.
1193
01:14:40,122 --> 01:14:44,422
Listen, sir, I never really got a chance
to thankyou for all the stuffyou did.
1194
01:14:44,493 --> 01:14:47,223
You know, quitting your golfgame,
telling Benedict to let me go,
1195
01:14:47,296 --> 01:14:49,230
helping me save the world
andjunk.
1196
01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:53,064
Oh, actually, Detweiler,
I�m the one who should be thanking you.
1197
01:14:53,135 --> 01:14:56,866
- Huh ?
- You did me a big favor
by dragging me into this mess.
1198
01:14:56,939 --> 01:15:00,534
See, I didn�t get into teaching for
the promotions or the pension plans...
1199
01:15:00,609 --> 01:15:03,772
or so I could get
to the golfcourse by 3:45.
1200
01:15:03,846 --> 01:15:09,250
I-- I... did it �cause I wanted to
helpyou kids. And I�d forgotten that.
1201
01:15:10,652 --> 01:15:14,019
- Till today.
- [KnocKing On Window]
1202
01:15:14,089 --> 01:15:16,319
- Come on, Teej.
- The pond awaits.
1203
01:15:16,391 --> 01:15:20,259
- I�ll be there in a second.
- Hey, it�s a gorgeous summer day
and your pals are waiting.
1204
01:15:20,329 --> 01:15:24,163
Go have some fun
whileyou can... Teej.
1205
01:15:24,233 --> 01:15:26,861
You got it... Pete.
1206
01:15:26,935 --> 01:15:29,870
[RocK �n�Roll]
1207
01:15:39,281 --> 01:15:42,739
But don�t forget !
Come September, you�re mine.
1208
01:15:42,818 --> 01:15:45,719
I haven�t forgotten
that ��saggy butt�� comment.
1209
01:15:45,788 --> 01:15:49,053
Hey, September is
a long way off.
1210
01:15:50,592 --> 01:15:52,992
Let thesunshine
1211
01:15:55,492 --> 01:15:59,292
Let thesunshinein
1212
01:15:59,363 --> 01:16:03,629
Thesunshinein
1213
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:07,898
-Let thesunshine
- Whoa, letitshine
1214
01:16:07,971 --> 01:16:11,930
-Let thesunshinein
- Come on
1215
01:16:12,008 --> 01:16:16,342
- Thesunshinein
-Everybodyjustsingalong
1216
01:16:16,413 --> 01:16:20,179
-Let thesunshine
-Let thesunshinein
1217
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:24,186
-Let thesunshinein
- Open upyourheart
andletinshinein
1218
01:16:24,254 --> 01:16:28,281
- Thesunshinein
- Whenyou�realone
1219
01:16:28,358 --> 01:16:30,952
Let thesunshine
1220
01:16:32,262 --> 01:16:34,526
[TJ. ]
One, two, three, four.
1221
01:16:54,117 --> 01:16:58,144
� Dropyour silver
in my tambourine �
1222
01:16:58,221 --> 01:17:01,713
� Help a poor man
build a pretty dream �
1223
01:17:02,926 --> 01:17:06,885
� Give me pennies
I�ll take anything �
1224
01:17:06,963 --> 01:17:11,332
� Now listen while I play�
[ Echoing ]
1225
01:17:11,401 --> 01:17:14,495
� My green tambourine �
1226
01:17:16,907 --> 01:17:20,775
Watch thejinglejangle
start toshine
1227
01:17:20,844 --> 01:17:25,406
Reflections ofthemusic
thatismine
1228
01:17:25,482 --> 01:17:29,748
Whenyou tossa coin
you�llhearitsing
1229
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:34,189
� Now listen while I play�
[ Echoing ]
1230
01:17:34,257 --> 01:17:39,194
� My green tambourine �
1231
01:17:59,549 --> 01:18:03,576
Dropa dime
before I walKaway
1232
01:18:03,653 --> 01:18:08,056
Anysongyou want
I�llgladlyplay
1233
01:18:08,124 --> 01:18:12,117
� Money feeds
my music machine �
1234
01:18:12,195 --> 01:18:16,791
� Now listen while I play�
[ Echoing ]
1235
01:18:16,867 --> 01:18:20,200
� My green tambourine �
1236
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:34,073
ListenandI�llplay
[Echoing]
1237
01:18:34,150 --> 01:18:36,744
Mygreen tambourine
1238
01:18:39,856 --> 01:18:43,087
ListenandI�llplay
[Echoing]
1239
01:18:43,159 --> 01:18:46,651
Oh, yeah
Mygreen tambourine
1240
01:18:47,831 --> 01:18:51,961
I�llplay
mygreen tambourine
1241
01:18:52,035 --> 01:18:56,597
Ifyoulisten
I willplay
1242
01:18:56,673 --> 01:18:59,767
Mygreen tambourine
1243
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:39,144
[Woman Vocalizing]
1244
01:19:39,215 --> 01:19:42,343
Callingoutaroundthe world
1245
01:19:42,419 --> 01:19:46,446
Areyouready
forabrand-newbeat
1246
01:19:46,523 --> 01:19:50,357
Thesummer�snear
andthe timeis right
1247
01:19:50,427 --> 01:19:53,157
Fordancing in thestreet
1248
01:19:53,229 --> 01:19:57,928
-Dancing in Chicago
-Dancing in thestreet
1249
01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:01,061
-Down in NewOrleans
-Dancing in thestreet
1250
01:20:01,137 --> 01:20:03,935
-In New YorK City
-Dancing in thestreet
1251
01:20:04,007 --> 01:20:09,206
All weneedismusic
Sweetmusic
1252
01:20:09,279 --> 01:20:13,010
There�llbemusiceverywhere
1253
01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:15,415
There�llbeswinging
andswaying
1254
01:20:15,485 --> 01:20:17,419
Andrecordsplaying
1255
01:20:17,487 --> 01:20:20,251
Dancing in thestreet
1256
01:20:20,323 --> 01:20:24,521
Oh, itdoesn�tmatter
whatyou wear
1257
01:20:24,594 --> 01:20:27,825
Justas long
asyouare there
1258
01:20:27,897 --> 01:20:32,925
So, come on
Everyboygrabagirl
1259
01:20:33,003 --> 01:20:36,302
Everywherearoundthe world
1260
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,841
There�llbe dancing
1261
01:20:38,908 --> 01:20:41,877
We�re dancing in thestreet
1262
01:20:41,945 --> 01:20:45,642
Isaid
we�llbe dancing
1263
01:20:45,715 --> 01:20:48,548
- Whoo!
-Dancing in thestreet
1264
01:20:48,618 --> 01:20:51,451
We�re dancing in thestreet
1265
01:20:51,521 --> 01:20:55,753
This isaninvitation
across thenation
1266
01:20:55,825 --> 01:20:58,953
A chance forKids tomeet
1267
01:20:59,029 --> 01:21:01,554
- They�llbelaughingandsinging
-Laughing, singing
1268
01:21:01,631 --> 01:21:05,897
Andmusicswinging
We�re dancing in thestreet
1269
01:21:05,969 --> 01:21:09,905
-Philadelphia, P.A.
-Dancing in thestreet
1270
01:21:09,973 --> 01:21:13,500
-BaltimoreandD. C. now
-Dancing in thestreet
1271
01:21:13,576 --> 01:21:17,706
- Can�tforget the MotorCity
-Beep-beep, beep-beep Whoo!
1272
01:21:17,781 --> 01:21:22,013
All weneedismusic
Oh, music
1273
01:21:22,085 --> 01:21:25,919
There�llbemusiceverywhere
1274
01:21:25,989 --> 01:21:28,355
There�llbeswinging
andswaying
1275
01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:30,325
Andrecordsplaying
1276
01:21:30,393 --> 01:21:33,226
Dancing in thestreet
1277
01:21:33,296 --> 01:21:37,392
Oh, itdoesn�tmatter
whatyou wear
1278
01:21:37,467 --> 01:21:41,267
Justas long
asyouare there
1279
01:21:41,337 --> 01:21:45,740
Come on
everyboygrabagirl
1280
01:21:45,809 --> 01:21:49,267
Everywherearoundthe world
1281
01:21:49,345 --> 01:21:51,336
There�llbe dancing
1282
01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:22,600
Allaroundthe world
1283
01:22:22,679 --> 01:22:25,011
Everyboyandgirl
1284
01:22:25,081 --> 01:22:27,015
Dancing in thestreet
1285
01:22:27,083 --> 01:22:30,610
-Fromyourneighborhood
down to Hollywood
-Dancing in thestreet
1286
01:22:30,687 --> 01:22:34,350
-Dancing in thestreet
-Dancing in thestreet
1287
01:22:34,424 --> 01:22:36,824
We�re dancing in thestreet
1288
01:22:38,027 --> 01:22:40,689
We�re dancing in thestreet
1289
01:22:41,998 --> 01:22:44,262
We�re dancing in thestreet
1290
01:22:45,735 --> 01:22:49,762
We�re dancing in thestreet
1291
01:22:50,735 --> 01:55:49,762
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1292
01:55:50,305 --> 01:55:56,814
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