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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,858 --> 00:00:38,858 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:04,662 --> 00:01:06,496 Well, when I was a kid, 3 00:01:06,498 --> 00:01:08,499 I really wanted to be an astronaut. 4 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:09,900 You know, floating around, 5 00:01:09,902 --> 00:01:12,568 no school or parents to tell you what to do. 6 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:14,505 But I don't really like danger. 7 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,205 Ow! 8 00:01:16,207 --> 00:01:17,641 And my mother wasn't very supportive. 9 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:20,576 - You're gonna hurt yourself doin' that! - Ow! 10 00:01:20,578 --> 00:01:22,779 I thought photography would be cool, 11 00:01:22,781 --> 00:01:25,181 you know, 'cause girls love to have their picture taken. 12 00:01:25,183 --> 00:01:28,151 - Ow! - But I just didn't have the right feel for it. 13 00:01:28,153 --> 00:01:29,686 You stupid jerk! 14 00:01:29,688 --> 00:01:32,889 If my nose is broken, my parents are gonna sue you! 15 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:40,496 So, Gilby, what is your occupation? 16 00:01:40,498 --> 00:01:41,632 Occupation? 17 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:42,832 Yes, what it is that you do now? 18 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:45,201 I mean, what is your profession? 19 00:01:45,203 --> 00:01:47,737 Why do people have to be defined by their jobs? 20 00:01:47,739 --> 00:01:50,374 A person's job should not be a reflection of their value 21 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,241 as a human being, right? 22 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:54,178 I am not my job. 23 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,645 I mean, why can't people just live anymore? 24 00:01:55,647 --> 00:01:56,913 You know, what's wrong with that? 25 00:01:56,915 --> 00:01:57,948 There's nothing wrong with that. 26 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,850 I mean, do-do you... 27 00:01:59,852 --> 00:02:01,451 feel like there's something wrong with that? 28 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:02,818 I don't. 29 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:04,687 Might as well have your job and salary 30 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,323 tattooed on your forehead. 31 00:02:06,325 --> 00:02:07,857 'Cause, these days, it's like, 32 00:02:07,859 --> 00:02:10,293 "What's your name? Okay, what do you do?" 33 00:02:10,295 --> 00:02:11,495 That's clever, but the issue is, 34 00:02:11,497 --> 00:02:12,895 do you like your job? 35 00:02:12,897 --> 00:02:16,199 Eh... I work at a crappy cell phone store. It sucks. 36 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:18,401 But, at least it's easy, not too stressful, 37 00:02:18,403 --> 00:02:20,536 and-and I can live my life. 38 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:22,608 Is somebody making you feel pressure about your job? 39 00:02:24,409 --> 00:02:26,542 My girlfriend, Sharon. 40 00:02:26,544 --> 00:02:28,644 I see... and what does Sharon do? 41 00:02:28,646 --> 00:02:30,513 She teaches psychology at Columbia, 42 00:02:30,515 --> 00:02:32,448 and she's doing research for some book. 43 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:33,917 Well, that sounds great. 44 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,221 I'd love to read it when it's published. 45 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:39,222 Do you live together? 46 00:02:39,224 --> 00:02:40,923 Well, that's another sore issue. 47 00:02:40,925 --> 00:02:43,292 She thinks I'm avoiding responsibility, 48 00:02:43,294 --> 00:02:44,428 but I disagree. 49 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,963 I'm avoiding stress, 50 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,431 which I think is a pretty noble quest. 51 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:51,300 Stress is linked to cancer and high blood pressure. 52 00:02:51,302 --> 00:02:53,370 So, you think that living with Sharon 53 00:02:53,372 --> 00:02:55,339 will actually make you ill. 54 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,308 Well, I think living with any woman can be dangerous. 55 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:00,577 Why do you think married men die before their wives? 56 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:03,246 Have... 57 00:03:03,248 --> 00:03:04,780 No? 58 00:03:04,782 --> 00:03:07,284 Gilby, she's working on her research project, 59 00:03:07,286 --> 00:03:08,818 and a book may come out of it, 60 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,786 and you're working at a crappy cell phone store. 61 00:03:10,788 --> 00:03:13,556 But, she's not a better person than you are, Gilby. 62 00:03:13,558 --> 00:03:14,858 Thank you. 63 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,930 She just might have a brighter future. 64 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,734 Look, man, why don't you just do somethin' romantic together? 65 00:03:24,736 --> 00:03:26,335 Do you have any ideas? 66 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:27,937 Sure, man. Go see a movie. 67 00:03:27,939 --> 00:03:29,639 Check out a couples' movie. She'll love it. 68 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:32,508 Oh. Like a romantic comedy? Like what? 69 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,511 I don't know. Something like "Jerry Maguire." 70 00:03:34,513 --> 00:03:35,711 It's Tom Cruise and what's-his-face, 71 00:03:35,713 --> 00:03:36,979 and he's running through the rain, 72 00:03:36,981 --> 00:03:38,614 and he goes in and he does this whole spiel 73 00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:40,017 in front of all of her hard-up friends 74 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,484 that are eatin' potato chips and wearing Spanx. 75 00:03:41,486 --> 00:03:42,818 Girls love that stuff. 76 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,453 Is that the one with that kid? 77 00:03:44,455 --> 00:03:46,455 - The ten-pound head kid? - I don't like that kid. 78 00:03:46,457 --> 00:03:47,691 Guy really creeps me out. 79 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:48,892 Forget movies, man. 80 00:03:48,894 --> 00:03:50,560 Look, what does she like to do? 81 00:03:50,562 --> 00:03:51,862 - What does she wanna do? - I don't know. 82 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:55,631 She likes lakes. Like, nature. 83 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:57,934 - Problem solved. That's great. - I'm gonna take to a lake? 84 00:03:57,936 --> 00:03:59,036 That's gonna solve everything? 85 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:00,370 It's a start, Gilby. 86 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:01,838 Why am I taking your advice? 87 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,507 When was the last time you even had a girlfriend? 88 00:04:04,509 --> 00:04:06,977 You wonder why she doesn't wanna spend time with you. 89 00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:08,945 Is it my shot yet? 90 00:04:08,947 --> 00:04:10,780 No, uh, you just lost. 91 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:13,352 W... I didn't even go. 92 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:20,389 I guess, if you ever Google "beautiful lake near New York", 93 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:22,892 just stay on the first page. 94 00:04:25,396 --> 00:04:27,332 It looked different in the picture. 95 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:32,902 You just can't trust the Internet. 96 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:42,378 Here are your drinks, boys. 97 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,947 You know, I-I gotta tell you, Bernard. 98 00:04:43,949 --> 00:04:46,382 I-I'm glad that I-I canceled my 5:00 99 00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:49,985 because this is, uh, far more interesting than... 100 00:04:49,987 --> 00:04:53,457 Hey, it's almost 6:30. Where are you? 101 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,762 I'm gonna head in, so I'll see you when you get here. 102 00:05:00,031 --> 00:05:02,598 - Do you need to get that? - No, I... No. 103 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,704 I thought it might be work. 104 00:05:07,973 --> 00:05:10,440 Yeah. 105 00:05:10,442 --> 00:05:11,675 It was amazing. 106 00:05:11,677 --> 00:05:12,909 It was really amazing. 107 00:05:12,911 --> 00:05:15,144 I could actually feel the positive energy 108 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:17,113 being transmitted through my body. 109 00:05:17,115 --> 00:05:18,481 You know what? Eric just got here. 110 00:05:18,483 --> 00:05:20,617 I-I'm gonna call you back. 111 00:05:20,619 --> 00:05:22,418 I'm so sorry, but those clients 112 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,086 would keep me at the office all night, if they could. 113 00:05:24,088 --> 00:05:27,526 The good news is... they're happy. 114 00:05:28,826 --> 00:05:31,026 Well, as long as you made someone happy. 115 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:32,863 Aw, Rachel, come on. I know. 116 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,897 I messed up. I didn't go to your thing. 117 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,000 First of all, it's not my thing, okay? 118 00:05:38,002 --> 00:05:41,036 And second, you have no problem getting out of work 119 00:05:41,038 --> 00:05:43,005 when it's something you wanna do. 120 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:44,541 Weren't you just talking about your Swami Rama 121 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:45,675 spiritual stuff? 122 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:46,810 Isn't that all about forgiveness? 123 00:05:47,846 --> 00:05:49,613 You never even called. 124 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,514 You left me waiting, by myself. 125 00:05:51,516 --> 00:05:53,015 I didn't text? I thought I texted you. 126 00:05:53,017 --> 00:05:54,885 - No text. No. - Shit. Yeah, okay. 127 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,019 That was a douchey thing of me. I-I'm really sorry. 128 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:59,022 But, you know, if you were to look at it spiritually, 129 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:01,158 maybe I was trying to teach you patience. 130 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,726 - Ohm. - Fuck you. 131 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:05,594 - I'm just kidding. I'm to-I'm totally kidding. - Oh, really? 132 00:06:05,596 --> 00:06:08,565 Why can't you see this is important to me? 133 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:11,435 I get that-that these things float your boat. 134 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:14,805 - It-it's just not my thing. - Forget it. 135 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:18,041 You know, I-I-I thought that there would be a part of you, 136 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,142 just-just a-a tiny part of you 137 00:06:20,144 --> 00:06:22,512 that wanted to be with me. 138 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:24,014 Well... 139 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:25,848 there's a growing part of me that wants to be with you, 140 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:28,618 - right now. - A dick joke? 141 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,788 Classy. 142 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,725 Thought it was pretty funny. 143 00:06:35,494 --> 00:06:36,860 My phone smells. 144 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:38,127 Excuse me? 145 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:40,130 Are you deaf? My phone smells. 146 00:06:40,132 --> 00:06:41,664 I want a new one. 147 00:06:41,666 --> 00:06:44,567 Okay, is there somethi'' wrong with it? 148 00:06:44,569 --> 00:06:49,473 I just told you. Am I talking to myself? 149 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:52,175 - I meant besides the smell. - How the hell should I know? 150 00:06:52,177 --> 00:06:54,077 I'm not puttin' that thing near my face. 151 00:06:54,079 --> 00:06:55,812 I'll have a technician look at it? 152 00:06:55,814 --> 00:06:57,546 No, I-I-I don't need someone to look at it. 153 00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,548 I need someone to smell it. 154 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:01,918 I spent good money, and I-I'm not satisfied. 155 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,956 I paid for a cell phone. Not a smell phone. 156 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:09,558 Okay, um, do you have your receipt? 157 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,529 - I bought it here. - Okay, when was that? 158 00:07:12,531 --> 00:07:13,964 What's with the third degree? 159 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:16,265 W... Are you calling-are you calling me a liar? 160 00:07:16,267 --> 00:07:18,200 No, this is standard procedure. 161 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,870 Do you harass all your customers, 162 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,105 or are you just picking on me because I'm a woman? 163 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,906 I treat all my customers the same. 164 00:07:23,908 --> 00:07:26,041 So, you admit it. You harass all your customers. 165 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:28,110 Ha! I want the manager! 166 00:07:28,112 --> 00:07:31,882 Okay, I'll get the manager out to, uh, smell your phone. 167 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:35,252 - He's an expert on that. - Thank you. 168 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:39,221 I'm actually very curious to see what happens here. 169 00:07:39,223 --> 00:07:44,026 You're breakin' up. No, I said I can't hear you. 170 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,031 Sorry. 171 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:54,538 Whoa! Whoa! 172 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,272 - Ah! Are you blind? - I-I'm sorry! 173 00:07:56,274 --> 00:07:57,774 What the hell is wrong with you? 174 00:07:57,776 --> 00:07:59,142 I'm... No-no, I'm really sorry. 175 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:01,680 I would pay for it, if I had a job! 176 00:08:03,281 --> 00:08:05,682 I'm sorry. I-I... 177 00:08:09,687 --> 00:08:14,257 Small fire. The jerk-off left his lava lamp plugged in. 178 00:08:14,259 --> 00:08:15,724 Whoa! You can't go in there, pal. 179 00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:17,060 But I live here. 180 00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:18,795 Just be a few minutes. The fire's out. 181 00:08:18,797 --> 00:08:20,764 Oh, thank God. Was it bad? 182 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,298 No, I wouldn't worry. Very small. 183 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,601 Only one apartment affected. 184 00:08:24,603 --> 00:08:25,769 What apartment do you live in? 185 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,204 Uh, 706. 186 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:30,106 - You smoke? - No, that'll give you cancer. 187 00:08:30,108 --> 00:08:31,608 Go on. One won't kill ya. 188 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:33,243 No, I'm-I'm okay. Thank you. 189 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:34,677 You wanna sit in the fire truck? 190 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,980 My kids love it. 191 00:08:37,982 --> 00:08:39,918 Come on. 192 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,286 Oh, my God. What happened to you? 193 00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:45,188 My apartment burned down. 194 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,989 Gilby, what the hell did you do? 195 00:08:46,991 --> 00:08:49,325 - Jesus, Sharon, can I come in? - Now? 196 00:08:49,327 --> 00:08:51,294 No, not now, but next Wednesday. 197 00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:53,095 Does that work? Of course, now. 198 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:56,800 God, you stink like a thousand ashtrays. 199 00:08:56,802 --> 00:09:01,036 Yeah, well, fire tends to-to have that effect. 200 00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:02,839 God, Sharon, you know, 201 00:09:02,841 --> 00:09:05,941 I-I imagined you'd be a little more sympathetic. 202 00:09:05,943 --> 00:09:07,944 You know, something like, "Oh, my God, Gilby!" 203 00:09:07,946 --> 00:09:10,680 Or, "Are you all right? Your apartment burned down?" 204 00:09:10,682 --> 00:09:13,349 I don't know. Throw your arms around me or somethin'. 205 00:09:13,351 --> 00:09:15,719 Uh, why do you keep bringing boxes? 206 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,621 You can't stay here. 207 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:20,055 What? What the hell are you talking about, Sharon? 208 00:09:20,057 --> 00:09:22,257 You're my girlfriend. 209 00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:24,927 Well... I was. 210 00:09:24,929 --> 00:09:26,695 What the hell does that mean? 211 00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:28,897 Well, we broke up. 212 00:09:28,899 --> 00:09:31,700 We... W-what? When? 213 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:33,268 I was gonna tell you tomorrow. 214 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:35,171 You were gonna tell me tom... Are... 215 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,040 Did you, like, bang your head or something? 216 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:39,175 A-are you-are you-are you on your... 217 00:09:39,177 --> 00:09:40,310 Is it your period? 218 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:41,945 Am I... Oh, wow. 219 00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:43,979 Um, no, Gilby, I'm not on my period, 220 00:09:43,981 --> 00:09:45,815 but I am seeing someone else. 221 00:09:45,817 --> 00:09:48,017 Already? I mean, isn't that a little premature? 222 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:50,085 I thought we were breaking up tomorrow. 223 00:09:50,087 --> 00:09:52,756 Well, he's on his way, and so you need to leave. 224 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,157 I-I have nowhere to go. 225 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,892 I-I just lost my job, 226 00:09:56,894 --> 00:09:58,228 and then my apartment burns down, 227 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,129 and n-now you're gonna dump me? 228 00:10:00,131 --> 00:10:02,331 Right now? I mean, I... 229 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,934 Can I at least shower before I begin my life on the street? 230 00:10:04,936 --> 00:10:06,869 No. You can't take a shower here, 231 00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:08,137 and you're not gonna be homeless. 232 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,406 Stop piling on like that. 233 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,373 It's bad for your confidence. 234 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:14,243 I'm con-I'm confident that you're insane! 235 00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:15,811 Okay, you know what? 236 00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:17,747 I have made my feelings very clear. 237 00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:19,949 I am not gonna let you give me some guilt trip. 238 00:10:19,951 --> 00:10:22,951 Guilt trip? You're dumping me after I've lost everything. 239 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:24,720 That's a fact trip. 240 00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:27,190 Okay, this? Not gonna work. 241 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:28,791 You're gonna have to go. 242 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:32,027 You had to pick today to become a sociopath? 243 00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:34,129 Great, great. 244 00:10:34,131 --> 00:10:35,931 He's here. Great. 245 00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,700 You are my landlord's cousin, 246 00:10:37,702 --> 00:10:39,301 and you came to the wrong apartment. 247 00:10:39,303 --> 00:10:41,304 You want me to lie for you? You nuts? 248 00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,908 You are nuts! Get out of my apartment! 249 00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:50,780 - Hey, baby. - Hi. You're early. 250 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:53,749 I just couldn't wait any longer to see you. 251 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:56,219 - Mmm. - Come here. 252 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:58,121 Hi. 253 00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:00,156 - Um... - I'm sorry. 254 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:03,026 - I... This is... - I, uh, didn't realize you, uh, had company. 255 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,493 I don't, actually. 256 00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:05,962 Hi, I'm Gilby. 257 00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:07,030 Calvin. 258 00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:09,398 Calvin. Hi, Calvin. Did... 259 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,169 Sharon, did you not tell your friend about me? 260 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:15,371 No, no, I don't think so. Did you tell me about Gilby? 261 00:11:15,373 --> 00:11:18,775 - No, why would I? - Well, we're... 262 00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:20,844 I'm Sharon's brother. 263 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,478 - Oh! - Yeah. 264 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,012 - Great to meet you, man. - Yeah, hey. 265 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:25,515 Why didn't you tell me you had a brother? 266 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:28,383 I-I don't know. It must have slipped my mind. 267 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:31,153 Why didn't you tell him about your twin bro? 268 00:11:31,155 --> 00:11:33,156 Twins? Ha! Twins. 269 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,526 Yeah, you know, now that you mention it, 270 00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:38,460 - you guys do look alike. - You see it. 271 00:11:38,462 --> 00:11:41,330 - I see it. Yeah. - I don't think so. 272 00:11:41,332 --> 00:11:43,499 - People say that! - No one says that. 273 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:46,002 - It's kind of a thing. - It's not a thing. 274 00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:48,204 Do you guys, like, uh, read each other's minds? 275 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,473 Sometimes. 276 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:51,807 Ooh! 277 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,011 - No. - No, no. 278 00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,347 But we are closer than you can imagine. 279 00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:00,983 - Oh, I'm sure. - You know what? That's completely true 280 00:12:00,985 --> 00:12:04,186 because we share the same taste in men. 281 00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:06,355 - So, you're, uh... - Is, uh, is that right? 282 00:12:06,357 --> 00:12:09,825 Gay as the day is long. 283 00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:11,094 - Loves penis. - Okay. 284 00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:13,897 - Loves penis, this one. - Okay. 285 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,299 Hey, what's with all the-the boxes going around here? 286 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:18,167 Are you, uh, redecorating your place or something? 287 00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:19,569 Yes, yes, exactly. 288 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,539 You know, us gays just love to redecorate. 289 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,507 - Looks good. - When we're not loving penis so much. 290 00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,941 Which you do. Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:27,209 All the time. 292 00:12:27,211 --> 00:12:29,445 Yeah, we're loving hanging new drapes. 293 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,448 - I know. I know. - This guy is funny. 294 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,917 This guy, this-this guy, 295 00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:36,552 you-you picked a real winner. 296 00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:37,987 God, you guys are getting along so well. 297 00:12:37,989 --> 00:12:39,354 I hate to break it up, 298 00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:43,358 but Gilby is late for his date with a man. 299 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,061 - So, you should go. - Oh, you know what? 300 00:12:46,063 --> 00:12:48,198 I-I didn't tell you. I changed those plans. 301 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,598 'Cause I was just feeling a little tired, 302 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,568 so I just wanna kick back and relax. 303 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,337 - I'm just gonna stay here. - Here? Alone? 304 00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:56,104 I don't think so. No, not by yourself. 305 00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:58,007 Then it's cool if I tag along with you two? 306 00:12:58,009 --> 00:12:59,275 No! 307 00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:01,076 No. 308 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:03,613 - No, but you should stay here. - So, just stay. 309 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:06,882 Whatever you want, sis. Just stay? Okay. 310 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:10,219 You know what? I'm gonna get my jacket... 311 00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:12,555 - for our date. - Yeah, all right, then. 312 00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:15,090 So, you can... 313 00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,459 - Stay. - Stay here. 314 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:19,295 - Stay here. - I guess. 315 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:22,098 - Hey, a little advice about my sister. - Oh, yeah, give it to me. 316 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,300 Yeah, so, no matter how aggressive she gets, 317 00:13:25,302 --> 00:13:26,569 just play hard to get. 318 00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:28,238 Don't fall for it. It's all a test. 319 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,006 Like, don't even kiss her. She'll love it. 320 00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:31,541 She'll go nuts. Yeah, yeah. 321 00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:34,109 - Okay, thanks. Thanks for the tip. - No problem. Yeah. 322 00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:36,145 - Gilby! - Help a guy out. Yeah? 323 00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:39,147 Think you could come help me pick out a jacket, bro? 324 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:41,150 You know it, sister. 325 00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:44,924 - Okay. Don't do anything. - Nothin'. Okay, cool. 326 00:13:47,491 --> 00:13:49,358 I want you outta here by the time I'm back. 327 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,526 - You don't mean that. - Yes, I do. 328 00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:53,262 I want you and your stinking boxes 329 00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:55,297 out of my apartment because we're finished, Gilby. 330 00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:56,632 Got it? 331 00:13:56,634 --> 00:13:58,001 Huh. 332 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,435 It's... 333 00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:01,905 Hey... 334 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,672 Get the hell outta my bedroom. 335 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,483 I have a huge surprise for you. 336 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,352 - You do? I have a huge surprise. - No, wait, you go first. 337 00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:18,421 - Can I? I can-I can go first. - Yes, go, go. 338 00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:20,355 I think I finally found something 339 00:14:20,357 --> 00:14:21,991 we're both gonna love. 340 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,392 I'm all ears. 341 00:14:23,394 --> 00:14:24,560 I don't think you're ready for this. 342 00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:27,129 I-I may need a sip of water. All right. 343 00:14:27,131 --> 00:14:29,598 A tantric retreat. 344 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,434 - Hmm! - Right? 345 00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:34,170 - Right? - Right. 346 00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:36,171 Um, like the thing... Uh, that's a group thing, 347 00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:37,172 though, right? 348 00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:39,275 Mmm, it's a sex thing. 349 00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:41,710 - Well, um... - I mean, come on. 350 00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:46,214 It's a lot of sex with me. Or... No, with me. 351 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,184 Um... 352 00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:49,419 Come on. It's gonna... 353 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,054 It'll help our sex life. 354 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,323 That part I'm in on. 355 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,724 If it's the sex with you and me helping the-the... 356 00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,093 Our sex life thing, then yes. 357 00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:58,994 - Really? - I'm in. 358 00:14:58,996 --> 00:15:00,296 You're not gonna take it back? 359 00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,698 - You're really in? - I'm totally in. 360 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,432 - Babe! - Put it in the books. We're going. 361 00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,401 Do you realize how happy I am? 362 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:07,369 - That makes me so happy. Cheers. - Okay. Cheers. 363 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:10,672 It's not a competition of surprises, 364 00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,975 but if it were, mine would win. 365 00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:15,411 - Okay. All right, I'm ready. - Are you ready? Yeah. 366 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:18,348 How would you like to spend three weeks in Paris? 367 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,348 Are you serious? 368 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,682 I'm serious. 369 00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:23,051 - Paris? Yes, please! - Yes, yes. 370 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,753 - Are you kidding me? When? - Only a-only a lunatic would say, "no." 371 00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:27,156 We leave on the 15th. 372 00:15:27,158 --> 00:15:28,623 Okay. 373 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,727 All right, but the retreat is on the 18th. 374 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:34,262 - So, do you... Can we... - Oh, grr, what do I do? 375 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:37,099 Do I roll around in the grass with crazy people, 376 00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:38,501 or do I go to Paris? Grr. 377 00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:40,770 We can push it back a little bit, right? 378 00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,338 No, no, I can't, I can't. I got work in Paris. 379 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,109 I gotta be there for the 15th. 380 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,443 Oh, right, okay. 381 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,645 - This is a business trip. - Well, no, I-I... 382 00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:51,113 Was that your surprise? 383 00:15:51,115 --> 00:15:53,516 Do you not remember what happened last time? 384 00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:56,585 I was by myself the whole time. You... 385 00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:59,155 - I never even saw you. - You were at the museum. Took all those great pictures. 386 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,257 - We had a great time. - Oh, which was wonderful. 387 00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,026 It's always about work with you. 388 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,426 I'm... 389 00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:06,661 Work comes before me, before us, 390 00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:08,097 before everything in your life. 391 00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:10,565 Fine. Don't go. 392 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:11,733 Can we get the check, miss? 393 00:16:11,735 --> 00:16:14,337 Yeah, we're gonna take this to go. 394 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,738 Really? 395 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:19,776 You win. 396 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,277 Great. 397 00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:25,281 Do you wanna come in? 398 00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:26,549 Mmm. 399 00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:28,151 What's wrong? 400 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,487 I don't know. I just wanna take it slow. 401 00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:34,523 Come on. You know you wanna come in. 402 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,291 No, what about your brother? 403 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,392 Who? 404 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:39,528 Oh, Gilby? No. 405 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:43,568 He's long gone. It's just you and me. 406 00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:46,502 Fish sticks? 407 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,204 Hey, hey. 408 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:49,539 Well, that was... 409 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,839 Yeah. 410 00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:53,209 I'll call you tomorrow. 411 00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:55,777 - Okay. - Okay. 412 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:57,647 - Does he not like fish sticks? - Get in the kitchen. 413 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,681 Why the hell are you still here? 414 00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,617 Okay, you know, I gave it a lot of thought, 415 00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:03,719 and I decided that I forgive you. 416 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:05,321 Oh, you forgive me. 417 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,655 Yes, I just wanted to let you know, 418 00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:08,257 so that you don't torture yourself. 419 00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:09,859 By the way, where is the tartar sauce? 420 00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,228 How-how do you not understand this? 421 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:15,264 - It's over. - We're great together! 422 00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,234 Okay, we have some problems, but so does everyone. 423 00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:20,169 We are not great together. 424 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,471 - So, you never loved me? - Gilby, come on. 425 00:17:22,473 --> 00:17:26,209 I was in love with you. But, you're so immature. 426 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,478 - And I am evolving, and you're not even trying! - Okay, okay, so, 427 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,146 th-th-this is all because I don't have a career 428 00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:32,748 - you approve of, right? - Okay, all right. 429 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,851 Well, 'A', I don't have that career anymore, 430 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,385 and 'B', how shallow can you be? 431 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:38,821 Just keep telling yourself that 432 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,590 - if that's what makes you feel good. - I will. 433 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,659 Okay, great, but this whole idea that work is somehow 434 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,760 the root of all evil is an excuse for you 435 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:47,596 to not ever do anything with your life. 436 00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:49,431 What? Oh, and this guy... 437 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:52,567 - This what's-his-face, Melvin... - Calvin! Calvin! 438 00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:55,371 Whatever! You're gonna tell me he's emotionally mature? 439 00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:57,739 Yes, actually. He is in touch with his emotions, 440 00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:59,408 and his career, and his sexuality. 441 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:00,610 Whoa, whoa! 442 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,344 What do you mean, his sexuality? 443 00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:04,713 Calvin's openly bi. 444 00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:06,815 You could never be that open. 445 00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:10,186 Finally, something we both agree on. 446 00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,687 Great. 447 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,389 - Don't touch those! - Oh, they're my sticks! 448 00:18:13,391 --> 00:18:15,461 - They... - I'll touch them! 449 00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:19,161 What happened? 450 00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:21,898 I'm having some work done on my apartment. 451 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,399 Well, what about a hotel? 452 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:24,600 You don't want me here? 453 00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:27,569 Jeez, Mom, I never ask you for anything. 454 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,738 I thought you'd be a lot more comfortable in a hotel. 455 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,407 Don't you think I would've stayed in a hotel, 456 00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:32,674 if I wanted to? 457 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:36,714 Goddamn it. I'm happy here, all right? 458 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:44,921 - Do you have to smoke? - I don't mind you staying here, 459 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,956 but don't cramp my style. 460 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:49,592 I'm just showing a little concern for your health. 461 00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:51,561 Well, something's gotta kill ya. 462 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,563 Hopefully, not cancer. 463 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,331 They don't really know about that for sure. 464 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,366 Actually, they do. It's scientifically proven 465 00:18:58,368 --> 00:19:00,268 that cigarettes are linked to cancer. 466 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,872 Have you watched the news in the last few decades? 467 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:05,177 I don't like the news. It's depressing. 468 00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:09,778 I still don't understand why you wanna stay here anyway. 469 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:13,548 Is it so crazy for me to wanna stay with my own mom? 470 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,617 Let's face it. Considering how much you smoke, 471 00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:17,553 how many years do you have left? 472 00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,355 This could be our last chance to bond. 473 00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,792 Whatever. 474 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,796 Don't wait up for me. 475 00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:39,775 Didn't you just love Josh's iPod yoga? 476 00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:41,744 Yeah, actually, it was really great. 477 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:43,645 It's so cool to listen to your own mix, 478 00:19:43,647 --> 00:19:46,548 instead of having one imposed on you, you know? 479 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:49,986 It's such a metaphor for finding your own joy, 480 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,488 and listening to your own sound. 481 00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:54,257 I mean, everyone has their own path in life, 482 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,892 so shouldn't you be able to listen to your own soundtrack? 483 00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,327 - It's so obvious. - I heard, next week, 484 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:00,930 we're all gonna swap iPods. 485 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,968 - Wow, that's so... - So beautiful. 486 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:06,501 And revealing to listen to someone else's mix. 487 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,638 Wow. 488 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,472 - Here we are. - Thank you. 489 00:20:10,474 --> 00:20:11,841 - Namaste. - Namaste. 490 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,542 Namaste. 491 00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:16,045 I'm-I'm sorry, but I ordered, um, the taco. 492 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,513 That is the taco. 493 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:19,547 No, no. 494 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:20,815 O-okay, all right. 495 00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:22,450 It's just... 496 00:20:22,452 --> 00:20:24,386 it's just a leaf of lettuce and some nuts. 497 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:25,488 Exactly. 498 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:26,988 Oh. 499 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:29,057 - She's new. - How about our special, 500 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,726 the pastel Frito kelp noodles? 501 00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:32,527 I'm good. Thank you. 502 00:20:32,529 --> 00:20:34,396 Here, have some of my linguine. 503 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,599 - Oh, is that what that is? - Mm-hmm. 504 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,700 It's cabbage, but you'd never know. 505 00:20:38,702 --> 00:20:40,568 Oh, I'm pretty sure I'd know. 506 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,471 Oh, eyelash. 507 00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,676 Oh, make a wish. 508 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,545 What'd you wish for? Don't tell me. 509 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,350 Okay, tell me. 510 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,419 Wow, what you guys have is so great. 511 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,421 It's really nice. I mean, how do you do it? 512 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,990 Well, we don't do anything. That's the trick. 513 00:21:01,992 --> 00:21:04,860 We just let it happen to us. 514 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,328 We just ride it like a wave, 515 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:09,030 and try not to control our love. 516 00:21:09,032 --> 00:21:10,699 - That's beautiful. - Yeah. 517 00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,401 Thank you. 518 00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,970 Aww, that's so sweet. 519 00:21:15,972 --> 00:21:17,506 You were here to witness that. 520 00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:18,606 Congratulations. 521 00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,978 - That's good for you. Yeah. - Mmm. 522 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,648 Sharon wasn't right for me. 523 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,786 You know, it was time to move on. 524 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:31,821 You always said she was the one. 525 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,922 Well, she was one of the ones. 526 00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:38,393 Yeah, but now I need another one, or no one... 527 00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:39,828 a new one. 528 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:41,396 So, you ended it with her? 529 00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:43,399 - She was devastated. - Oh, it's gotta be tough. 530 00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:44,866 Just crying, and just-just begging, 531 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,067 and just it was a mess, 532 00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:47,737 but she loves me, and, you know? 533 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:50,472 - You're a terrible liar, Gilby. - It was mutual. 534 00:21:50,474 --> 00:21:51,841 You know, we talked. I mean, we're adults. 535 00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,610 We decided the best thing for both of us, 536 00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:58,013 right now, in our lives, was to just take some time. 537 00:21:58,015 --> 00:21:59,614 - So what actually happened? - She left me 538 00:21:59,616 --> 00:22:01,549 for this super sensitive, 539 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:04,786 ridiculous, bisexual, Australian, 540 00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,823 artist, rock star lookin' type. 541 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:10,892 Like a robot designed to rip your heart out. 542 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,961 Every time you mentioned her, you were always complaining. 543 00:22:12,963 --> 00:22:15,463 So, I think this could be for the best. 544 00:22:15,465 --> 00:22:17,632 You know, that's love. 545 00:22:17,634 --> 00:22:20,001 W... That. That is love. 546 00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:21,804 When you think you can't stand someone. 547 00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,506 When all you do is complain, 548 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,708 All you can think about is what you'd change, 549 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,476 when you want to kill them. 550 00:22:27,478 --> 00:22:29,144 That's love. 551 00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:33,047 Listen, I'm no expert, but that is definitely not love. 552 00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:36,751 Listen, I'm goin' to a fun party this weekend, 553 00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:38,520 and I think it would be a great idea for you to join. 554 00:22:38,522 --> 00:22:40,088 Fun? 555 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:41,990 Fun is supposed to cheer me up? 556 00:22:41,992 --> 00:22:43,726 Come on, man, you'll meet some other people. 557 00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:44,927 You get Sharon off your mind. 558 00:22:44,929 --> 00:22:47,095 It'll be great. Hold this, will ya? 559 00:22:47,097 --> 00:22:48,530 I can't... Oh. 560 00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,508 So, Gilby, what brings you to ITI? 561 00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:02,010 Uh, I need a job. 562 00:23:03,213 --> 00:23:04,947 So, you've had IT experience? 563 00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:06,215 Oh, yes, definitely. 564 00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:08,049 - And? - And... 565 00:23:08,051 --> 00:23:09,617 I was... Yes. 566 00:23:09,619 --> 00:23:13,521 And, um, I'm tha-I'm thankful. 567 00:23:13,523 --> 00:23:17,125 Uh, it-it's helped me immeasurably, you know? 568 00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:21,162 I-I can't thank "it" enough. 569 00:23:21,164 --> 00:23:22,565 I-T. 570 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,533 Oh, you're joking. 571 00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:26,168 Yes. I'm sorry. I'm very nervous. 572 00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:27,670 Oh, no, because I love to laugh. 573 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,872 - I really do. - Oh, great! Me, too. 574 00:23:29,874 --> 00:23:31,940 I'll guess I'll just have to wait. 575 00:23:31,942 --> 00:23:35,244 Uh... you went to Harvard. 576 00:23:35,246 --> 00:23:36,778 Yes, I did. 577 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:37,779 Yes. 578 00:23:37,781 --> 00:23:39,113 - I did, too. - You did? 579 00:23:39,115 --> 00:23:41,249 - Mm-hmm. - Ah, get outta here. 580 00:23:41,251 --> 00:23:43,017 What are the chances? 581 00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:45,488 Was Dr. Reynolds still there, when you were? 582 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,623 Dr. Reynolds? Yeah, Dr. Reynolds. 583 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,625 Yes. Renny? 584 00:23:50,627 --> 00:23:54,129 You know, I had so many great teachers when I was there, 585 00:23:54,131 --> 00:23:58,734 but Dr. Reynolds, he was the best. 586 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:00,268 He was the best. 587 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:02,071 He was a she. 588 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,539 Yes, he-she was. 589 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:08,043 And she believed that there was a-a stronger 590 00:24:08,045 --> 00:24:10,112 he inside of her, 591 00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:12,180 and through the miracles of modern science, 592 00:24:12,182 --> 00:24:14,816 she was able to realize himself. 593 00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:17,786 And he is, I think, much happier than she was, 594 00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:19,587 and some say a better teacher. 595 00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:21,990 And, you know, I think, uh, you know, 596 00:24:21,992 --> 00:24:24,159 they made the right decision 597 00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:26,128 that was best for her and him. 598 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:27,896 And, uh, we still talk. 599 00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:30,632 She died at the cemetery, you know? 600 00:24:30,634 --> 00:24:34,269 I-I speak to him and her. Or, it's a moot point now. 601 00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:38,172 Mostly me, and I believe, you know, she and they listen. 602 00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:41,610 Mostly, you know, pansexual poetry, you know? 603 00:24:41,612 --> 00:24:43,746 - She was cremated. - Right. 604 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,681 And I feel so fortunate and honored that I was, 605 00:24:46,683 --> 00:24:48,984 you know, selected as one of the few students 606 00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:50,853 to receive a small parcel of ash, 607 00:24:50,855 --> 00:24:53,322 which I-I divided into little thimbles 608 00:24:53,324 --> 00:24:56,592 that I occasionally spread in fields and playgrounds. 609 00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:58,059 That's interesting. 610 00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,929 And the ashes must have blown across the Hudson 611 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:02,096 because that's where I spread them myself. 612 00:25:02,098 --> 00:25:05,034 That was you? God, what a beautiful day. 613 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,268 - I think we're done here. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 614 00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:09,138 Listen, listen, Jane. 615 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,639 Please, call me Ms. Harris. 616 00:25:10,641 --> 00:25:12,941 Ms. Harris. Excuse me. 617 00:25:12,943 --> 00:25:15,577 Um, look, I didn't go to Harvard. 618 00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:16,812 You figured that out. 619 00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:18,279 And it sounds like this Reynolds character 620 00:25:18,281 --> 00:25:21,283 - was pretty messed up. - She was my sister. 621 00:25:21,285 --> 00:25:23,986 Your parents must be so proud. 622 00:25:23,988 --> 00:25:25,853 Now, just give me a chance. 623 00:25:25,855 --> 00:25:27,088 My girlfriend dumped me, 624 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,591 and then my apartment burned down. 625 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:30,892 I don't have the skills you want or need. 626 00:25:30,894 --> 00:25:33,228 I don't even really know what you do here. 627 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:36,198 But, if-if you just think outside the box, um... 628 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,299 We're done here. You haven't been honest about anything. 629 00:25:38,301 --> 00:25:40,068 Uh-uh, my apartment burned down, 630 00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:42,036 and my girlfriend dumped me. 631 00:25:42,038 --> 00:25:43,838 Well, it was-it was mutual. 632 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,940 - I'm sorry, Shelby. - Okay, um, all right. 633 00:25:45,942 --> 00:25:47,610 Can I just take this, 634 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,678 because I think it's the only one I-I have? 635 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,013 - It is the only one I have. - Yes. 636 00:25:51,015 --> 00:25:52,815 Okay. You think anyone else would be interested? 637 00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:55,116 - Goodbye, Shelby. - Right. It's Gilby. 638 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,117 - Get out. - Okay. 639 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,220 I'm sorry for your loss. 640 00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:08,162 Do you smell something burnin'? 641 00:26:08,164 --> 00:26:09,864 Oh, that's my jacket. 642 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:12,267 Sorry, I should've gotten it dry cleaned. 643 00:26:12,269 --> 00:26:14,135 When did you get this car? 644 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,270 It's a company car, man. I got a promotion. 645 00:26:16,272 --> 00:26:19,775 They gave you a car? God. 646 00:26:19,777 --> 00:26:22,111 Yeah, man, well, I got a lot of stops to make. 647 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,379 I don't get it. 648 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,014 You don't actually sell anything. 649 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,149 You just get doctors to prescribe your drugs. 650 00:26:27,151 --> 00:26:29,084 I mean, how hard could that be? 651 00:26:29,086 --> 00:26:32,020 I think even I could sell pharmaceuticals. 652 00:26:32,022 --> 00:26:33,756 Well, I don't think you'd really like it. 653 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,324 How would you know? 654 00:26:35,326 --> 00:26:37,392 Because when I brought it up, two years ago, you said, 655 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:40,062 "I would never be a soulless corporate drug dealer." 656 00:26:40,064 --> 00:26:41,764 I said that? 657 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,431 - Yeah. - Sorry. 658 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:45,901 Look, man, I gotta be honest. 659 00:26:45,903 --> 00:26:49,171 I-I kind of agree with Sharon. 660 00:26:49,173 --> 00:26:52,306 You know, your whole... "I'm not gonna have a career, 661 00:26:52,308 --> 00:26:54,442 so I can really live my life" bit, 662 00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:56,679 that's not really working out. 663 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:59,081 - You like my impression of you, by the way? - Yeah, it was great. 664 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:02,284 You shouldn't be afraid to put yourself out there every now and then. 665 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:05,086 The truth is, people believe what you project. 666 00:27:05,088 --> 00:27:06,455 So, if you present yourself as a winner, 667 00:27:06,457 --> 00:27:08,390 people are gonna say, "Now, there's a winner." 668 00:27:08,392 --> 00:27:10,191 Okay, so, if I buy fake gold medals 669 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:13,796 and start wearing tracksuits, things are gonna look up? 670 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:16,198 Yeah, I think that's-I think that's a good look for ya. 671 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,434 But, seriously, you fake it 'til you make it. 672 00:27:19,436 --> 00:27:21,069 You know, you really wanna turn things around, 673 00:27:21,071 --> 00:27:22,403 you should follow my advice. 674 00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:25,340 Look, how much more do you have to lose? 675 00:27:25,342 --> 00:27:26,341 You're right. 676 00:27:26,343 --> 00:27:27,875 I, uh, I wanna make a change. 677 00:27:27,877 --> 00:27:29,077 Good. 678 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:30,778 - No, I need to make a change. - Yes. 679 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,413 I kinda hit rock bottom. 680 00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:36,317 Apartment, job, girlfriend gone. 681 00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:38,754 Living with my mom. 682 00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:40,788 Any lower, then I'd have to do something drastic, 683 00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:43,357 like throw myself in front of a Bentley, or... 684 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,927 Have you looked into that? 685 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:46,461 I don't even-I don't even live in an area 686 00:27:46,463 --> 00:27:48,497 where Bentleys drive. 687 00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:50,865 I, you know, I gotta start with, like, a Volvo. 688 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:53,235 - Volvo's much more your... - Volvo, yeah. 689 00:27:53,237 --> 00:27:55,170 Where are we going? 690 00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:57,372 Seriously, this party better be worth it. 691 00:27:57,374 --> 00:27:59,107 What kinda hip club is in the middle of nowhere? 692 00:27:59,109 --> 00:28:00,843 So, about that, um... 693 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,244 - Hey, hey! - Little Kevvy! 694 00:28:02,246 --> 00:28:04,278 - Look who it is. - You got so big! 695 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,114 Give your auntie a kiss. 696 00:28:07,384 --> 00:28:08,851 That's great. Hey! 697 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,853 Oh, who is your little friend? 698 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,055 Uh, I'm Gilby. 699 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:14,189 Nibley? 700 00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:15,824 No, Gilby. 701 00:28:15,826 --> 00:28:18,026 Don't just stand there. Come in. Join the party. 702 00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:19,393 - Here, I'll take your coat. - Thank you. 703 00:28:19,395 --> 00:28:21,863 - You look so lovely. - Oh, you're such a charmer. 704 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,067 I smell somethin' burning. I hope it's not my ham. 705 00:28:26,069 --> 00:28:27,969 You ready for this? 706 00:28:27,971 --> 00:28:29,771 What the hell is this? 707 00:28:29,773 --> 00:28:31,172 It's my grandparent'' anniversary party. 708 00:28:31,174 --> 00:28:33,508 - This is an old farts party. - Yeah, I know. 709 00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:35,009 I, uh, couldn't imagine anything worse, 710 00:28:35,011 --> 00:28:36,778 which is why I didn't come alone. 711 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,013 Appreciate you being here. 712 00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:39,448 Grab a glass of wine, or five. 713 00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:41,949 Do somethin' about that. 714 00:28:41,951 --> 00:28:43,285 Kevin! How are ya? 715 00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:44,553 Gertrude, you son of a gun! 716 00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,391 You gotta be kidding me! 717 00:28:50,894 --> 00:28:51,962 Oh. 718 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:24,895 Yeah, I know, right? 719 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:33,602 Hey. 720 00:29:33,604 --> 00:29:36,039 Uh, red wine, please. Yeah, thank you. 721 00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:42,376 Don't you just hate these things? 722 00:29:42,378 --> 00:29:44,078 Excuse me? 723 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,546 I mean, it's all so fake. 724 00:29:45,548 --> 00:29:47,850 Everyone pretending to be part of this big, happy family, 725 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:50,084 then they won't see each other again until the funeral. 726 00:29:50,086 --> 00:29:51,553 Let me guess. 727 00:29:51,555 --> 00:29:53,956 - Life coach? - No. 728 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:57,228 I, uh, I actually run my own company. 729 00:29:58,494 --> 00:30:00,295 Really? What kinda company? 730 00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:03,131 Uh, computers. 731 00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:05,566 Hmm. Didn't peg you for the corporate type. 732 00:30:05,568 --> 00:30:07,236 Oh, no, no, I'm not. 733 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:10,471 Yeah, no, it was, uh, it was more of a creative thing. 734 00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:12,641 - Design, or... - Yeah, actually. Yeah, exactly like that. 735 00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,410 - Oh. - Yeah, do you know somethin' about that? 736 00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:19,213 Yeah, I... More than I'd like. 737 00:30:19,215 --> 00:30:21,482 I hear ya. 738 00:30:21,484 --> 00:30:23,251 That's why I sold it. 739 00:30:23,253 --> 00:30:24,952 Just, you know, wasn't for me. 740 00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:26,421 You know, I had so much success so early, 741 00:30:26,423 --> 00:30:27,956 that I didn't really know 742 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,624 what I actually was passionate about, you know? 743 00:30:29,626 --> 00:30:32,494 - Good for you. - Yeah, knowing yourself is its own kinda luxury. 744 00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:35,363 So, yeah, I'm just taking some time. 745 00:30:35,365 --> 00:30:37,199 Finding myself, spiritually. 746 00:30:37,201 --> 00:30:40,235 Well, I can relate to that. 747 00:30:41,305 --> 00:30:44,506 Aww. 748 00:30:44,508 --> 00:30:46,341 Aww, that's so cute. 749 00:30:46,343 --> 00:30:48,176 Yeah. 750 00:30:48,178 --> 00:30:50,011 I bet she's nagged the life out of him. 751 00:30:50,013 --> 00:30:51,646 - Wow! - Yeah, yeah. 752 00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:53,481 I hear he's only 36. 753 00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,217 - Really? - Yeah. 754 00:30:55,219 --> 00:30:56,351 So, let me guess. 755 00:30:56,353 --> 00:30:58,353 They're, uh, friends of yours. 756 00:30:58,355 --> 00:31:00,689 Uh, drinking buddies? You did time together? 757 00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:03,691 No, no, I got it. Uh, swinging partners. 758 00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:05,294 Almost. 759 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,228 They're my grandparents. 760 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,008 Hey, can I get a, uh, glass of white? 761 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,244 Coming right up. 762 00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:23,545 Did you meet my sister, Rachel? 763 00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:26,213 Why didn't you tell me you had a sister? 764 00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:27,481 I don't know. It never came up. 765 00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:29,351 Well, how-how have I never seen her before? 766 00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:30,651 Why is she never around? 767 00:31:30,653 --> 00:31:32,520 I don't see her around that much. 768 00:31:32,522 --> 00:31:34,189 I don't know. Our circles don't really overlap. 769 00:31:34,191 --> 00:31:37,325 - Thanks. - Dude, you gotta hook it up. 770 00:31:37,327 --> 00:31:39,227 What are you, nuts? You're the Grinch that stole Christmas. 771 00:31:39,229 --> 00:31:41,662 What? Come on. What's the problem? 772 00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:43,532 I'm practically family now. 773 00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:45,267 That's right, Nibley. 774 00:31:45,269 --> 00:31:47,969 Here's the problem. You see that guy over there. 775 00:31:47,971 --> 00:31:51,139 Smart guy, successful, handsome, great posture? 776 00:31:51,141 --> 00:31:53,542 - Yeah, and? - That's my brother-in-law. 777 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:57,278 How many sisters do you have? 778 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,548 I have one sister, Gilby. He's married to her. 779 00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:04,018 Why does everything in my life turn out to be a disappointment? 780 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,153 Come on, man. It's train wrecks like you 781 00:32:06,155 --> 00:32:08,390 that make us feel good about ourselves. 782 00:32:08,392 --> 00:32:10,158 I'm kidding. 783 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,494 I'm kinda kidding. 784 00:32:12,496 --> 00:32:15,363 Right before I was to walk down the aisle, 785 00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:17,199 my little ol' great-grandmother 786 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:21,268 pulls me aside and tells me, "Ria, you need to know... 787 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:24,506 "a man's nature is a burden on a woman." 788 00:32:25,642 --> 00:32:27,508 "Now, go get married." 789 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:31,113 Oh, it's true, though. That's good. 790 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,047 So, Eric, how's everything goin' at the office? 791 00:32:33,049 --> 00:32:34,682 - Great, yeah. - It's good? 792 00:32:34,684 --> 00:32:37,084 And you guys are doin' similar as you had done before, 793 00:32:37,086 --> 00:32:38,553 except this is now your company. 794 00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:41,390 Yeah. Digital design, branding, interactive campaigns. 795 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,357 - That kinda thing. - It's goin' well? 796 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:46,027 Doin' great. We're expanding. I've got this exciting, uh... 797 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:48,162 little gig in Paris, 798 00:32:48,164 --> 00:32:51,298 and I need to find someone to look after things while I'm gone. 799 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,035 Well, you were talking about your design company 800 00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:54,436 that you used to own. 801 00:32:54,438 --> 00:32:56,604 I mean, maybe he could help you out. 802 00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:57,805 I'm sorry. You said what? 803 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,474 Oh, right, earlier. Yeah, we were talk... 804 00:32:59,476 --> 00:33:01,476 I was telling Rachel about, um, 805 00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:03,277 my, uh, uh, design company. 806 00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:05,080 I ran a company, and sold it years ago. 807 00:33:05,082 --> 00:33:06,614 Really? I find this fascinating. 808 00:33:06,616 --> 00:33:08,717 - I'm fascinated. - What kinda work did you guys do? 809 00:33:08,719 --> 00:33:10,518 Uh, i-it was the same kinda thing. 810 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,456 Design, branding, uh, interactive campaigning. 811 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,792 - Yeah. - Wow! That's great. 812 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,492 We don't-we don't have to talk shop, by the way, 813 00:33:18,494 --> 00:33:20,295 if you don't want to because... 814 00:33:20,297 --> 00:33:22,130 I don't mind. I don't mind. 815 00:33:22,132 --> 00:33:25,199 Fantastic. This Paris thing, it just popped up, 816 00:33:25,201 --> 00:33:28,269 and I've been worried that I wasn't gonna find someone to cover for me. 817 00:33:28,271 --> 00:33:30,505 Is that something that you'd be interested in, or... 818 00:33:30,507 --> 00:33:34,609 Um, I'm certainly not on the cutting edge, 819 00:33:34,611 --> 00:33:37,179 like I used to be, um, 820 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:42,450 but I'm always curious to see what the kids are up to. 821 00:33:42,452 --> 00:33:44,186 Look, I don't wanna monopolize the conversation. 822 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,488 No, no, it's fine. It's... 823 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:48,190 Uh, but why don't you come by on Monday, 824 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,558 and we can-we can, uh, talk there? 825 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,827 Uh, great, yeah. Let's do it, Monday. 826 00:33:52,829 --> 00:33:54,196 Great. 827 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,296 Great. 828 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:56,363 Great. 829 00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:57,634 Great. 830 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:01,702 - Hey. - Oh, thank you. 831 00:34:01,704 --> 00:34:03,438 Yeah. 832 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,208 So, I guess I might have to put my spiritual quest on hold, 833 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,577 in order to help out your husband. 834 00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:10,479 Yeah, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. 835 00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:12,646 - I don't know why I did. - It's fine. I'm kidding. 836 00:34:12,648 --> 00:34:15,883 It's totally fine. I probably deserve it for earlier. 837 00:34:15,885 --> 00:34:17,751 Yeah. 838 00:34:17,753 --> 00:34:20,121 Do you need help here? There's a lotta dishes. 839 00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:21,822 No, no, I got it. I'm good. Thank you. 840 00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:24,159 You know, I can't believe it's taken so long, 841 00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:27,329 but they're finally bringing competitive dish curling into the Olympics. 842 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:29,731 - You should look into it. - Oh, you should see me carry garbage. 843 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,867 Oh, please, garbage is one of my greatest weaknesses. 844 00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:33,901 - Oh, really? - Yes. 845 00:34:33,903 --> 00:34:35,637 You must have to go to the gym to do all this. 846 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,838 - It takes endurance. - No, just yoga sometimes. 847 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,907 - Yoga? Oh, cool, cool. - Yeah. 848 00:34:39,909 --> 00:34:41,775 I'm-I'm totally into yoga. 849 00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:43,244 - Really? - Yeah, I love it. 850 00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:44,813 What kind? 851 00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:48,849 What kind? Oh, well, of course, there's multiple kinds. 852 00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:50,885 I, uh, I love it... 853 00:34:50,887 --> 00:34:53,889 Uh, you know, the... It's weight. 854 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:56,358 Weight yoga? 855 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,626 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 856 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:00,195 Uh, for weight loss? 857 00:35:00,197 --> 00:35:01,595 Uh, well, no, I mean, it's-it's yoga, 858 00:35:01,597 --> 00:35:03,164 but it's weight-it's weight lifting. 859 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,699 It's mostly for men, so you might not have... 860 00:35:04,701 --> 00:35:07,369 But, lifting weights makes your muscles more stiff... 861 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,670 - right? - Yes, no, it... 862 00:35:08,672 --> 00:35:09,737 - Yes, exact... You're right. - Yeah. 863 00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:11,305 You're absolutely right. 864 00:35:11,307 --> 00:35:14,842 You get stiff, and then you need to do more yoga. 865 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,778 - It's sort of a capitalist approach to the whole thing. - Okay. 866 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:19,280 You just keep-keep going to class. 867 00:35:19,282 --> 00:35:21,782 Well, you should-you should try Rama yoga. 868 00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:23,450 The teachers are-are really great. 869 00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:24,586 - Really? - Yeah. 870 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:26,420 - That's where you go? - Yeah. 871 00:35:26,422 --> 00:35:28,423 The Monday night class is awesome. 872 00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:29,791 Monday nights? 873 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:32,494 That's when I have, um, my Gangnam yoga class, 874 00:35:32,496 --> 00:35:35,229 but maybe I can move somethin' around. 875 00:35:35,231 --> 00:35:36,965 - There's no weights, though. - No weights? 876 00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:39,700 - More traditional. - More traditional? 877 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,802 - If you can handle it. - More-more like yoga, you're saying. 878 00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:44,371 - More like yoga. Actual yoga, yeah. - More like real... Yeah, yeah. 879 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:46,541 Okay, yeah, maybe I'll check it out. 880 00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:48,613 It sounds like fun. 881 00:35:50,347 --> 00:35:52,813 So, you now run a successful company? 882 00:35:52,815 --> 00:35:55,282 - Uh-huh. - What the hell is that? 883 00:35:55,284 --> 00:35:57,251 I'm projecting a successful image. 884 00:35:57,253 --> 00:35:58,552 Thank you very much. 885 00:35:58,554 --> 00:36:00,854 All right, I appreciate the effort. 886 00:36:00,856 --> 00:36:03,291 Not necessarily experimenting on my family, but... 887 00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:04,825 Oh, come on. Have a-have a little faith. 888 00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,661 I won't ruin the company. 889 00:36:06,663 --> 00:36:07,996 It's only a couple weeks. 890 00:36:07,998 --> 00:36:11,700 Just answer phone calls, shirk responsibility. 891 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:13,767 And, by the way, I-I think you owe me, 892 00:36:13,769 --> 00:36:16,470 having tricked me into going there in the first place. 893 00:36:16,472 --> 00:36:18,505 That's fair. That's true. 894 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:20,342 Seems like you had a blast. 895 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,010 It's just too bad you spent all the time talking to Rachel. 896 00:36:22,012 --> 00:36:24,778 Yeah, I was having a much better time talking to, uh, 897 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:27,449 auntie what's-her-face and uncle scoliosis. 898 00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,550 Scoliosis, yeah. Nicest guy. 899 00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:33,755 - Oh! - Jesus, mom! 900 00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:35,923 - God. - Don't be so dramatic. 901 00:36:35,925 --> 00:36:37,592 I didn't even know you could still do that, 902 00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,327 whatever that is. 903 00:36:39,329 --> 00:36:40,729 Well, we're not dead yet. 904 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,296 Yeah, too bad! 905 00:36:51,574 --> 00:36:53,508 I can still hear you! 906 00:37:11,494 --> 00:37:12,927 Uh, excuse me. 907 00:37:12,929 --> 00:37:15,333 I'm looking for Eric Stone's office. 908 00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,700 Thank you. 909 00:37:18,702 --> 00:37:21,536 There's nothing I can do to make this better. 910 00:37:21,538 --> 00:37:24,307 I got it fair and square, all right? 911 00:37:25,842 --> 00:37:27,409 Yeah, well, if he'd wanted to offer more, 912 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,510 then he should've offered more. 913 00:37:29,512 --> 00:37:31,412 If you have a real issue with it, y... 914 00:37:31,414 --> 00:37:33,548 No, I didn't say, "See me in court." 915 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:36,383 We're do-we're done with this conversation. 916 00:37:36,385 --> 00:37:38,519 Yeah, bye, Mom. 917 00:37:38,521 --> 00:37:40,688 Um, okay. 918 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,557 Uh, basically... 919 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:43,958 things are running pretty smoothly here. 920 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,094 I just-I don't-I don't need my team tempted 921 00:37:46,096 --> 00:37:47,862 - while I'm gone. - Yeah. 922 00:37:47,864 --> 00:37:49,563 Don't get me wrong. They're-they're hard workers. 923 00:37:49,565 --> 00:37:51,333 - I just want it to stay that way. - Yeah. 924 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:53,501 It's pretty simple. I'm looking for a babysitter. 925 00:37:53,503 --> 00:37:56,104 Oh, yeah. No-no-no, I-I know the drill. 926 00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:58,039 You know, been there. Paid for that. 927 00:37:58,041 --> 00:38:00,575 Yeah. 928 00:38:00,577 --> 00:38:03,878 So, um, Kevin tells Rachel that you guys are pretty close? 929 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,347 Oh, yeah, ver-very close. 930 00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:06,847 He had some nice things to say about you. 931 00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:10,751 Yeah? Hey, well, if they're nice, they're true. 932 00:38:15,358 --> 00:38:17,862 So, why'd you sell your company, Gilby? 933 00:38:20,496 --> 00:38:23,530 The question. 934 00:38:23,532 --> 00:38:25,467 Uh, good-good question. 935 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:29,537 Um, seriously, it, uh, it was time. 936 00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:32,039 Yeah, okay, good. So, look, I'm always looking for good people. 937 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,641 Especially people I'm told I can trust. 938 00:38:33,643 --> 00:38:35,008 Oh, well, absolutely. 939 00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:36,911 Why don't we give this a shot, see how it goes. 940 00:38:36,913 --> 00:38:39,012 Yeah, you got it, boss, yeah. 941 00:38:39,014 --> 00:38:40,648 All right, let me introduce you to the team. 942 00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:42,916 Brad's an asshole, but the rest are pretty good. 943 00:38:42,918 --> 00:38:44,818 Guys, everyone, listen up. This is Gilby Smalls. 944 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:47,088 He's gonna be overseeing things for me while I'm gone. 945 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:49,657 I thought you said that I was gonna look after the group. 946 00:38:49,659 --> 00:38:51,793 Well, Brad, you really need to focus on your work. 947 00:38:51,795 --> 00:38:53,661 And don't interrupt when I'm talking to the group. 948 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,764 You guys won't even know I'm here. 949 00:38:56,766 --> 00:38:58,733 Just don't make any mistakes. 950 00:38:58,735 --> 00:39:00,135 Gilby used to run his own media company, 951 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,570 so don't be afraid to ask him anything, really. 952 00:39:02,572 --> 00:39:04,438 Uh, what was the name of that company? 953 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,574 Imagine, Inc. 954 00:39:06,576 --> 00:39:08,943 Imagine, Inc. is not a media company. 955 00:39:08,945 --> 00:39:10,545 Brad. 956 00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,679 Imagining, Inc. 957 00:39:12,681 --> 00:39:13,914 Imagining. 958 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,883 Imagining, uh, Design, to be exact. 959 00:39:15,885 --> 00:39:18,887 Technically, The Imagining Design Company. 960 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:22,757 Yeah, the old IDC, she was somethin'. 961 00:39:22,759 --> 00:39:26,594 Great. So, even though I'm not here, I'm here. 962 00:39:26,596 --> 00:39:27,896 All right? 963 00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:29,063 Let me show you the game room. 964 00:39:29,065 --> 00:39:30,867 Come on. 965 00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:34,568 Game? Game? 966 00:39:34,570 --> 00:39:36,072 We have a game room? 967 00:39:39,608 --> 00:39:40,809 Is this yoga? 968 00:39:40,811 --> 00:39:42,677 Hi. Shh. 969 00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:44,445 Hi. 970 00:39:44,447 --> 00:39:45,813 Hey. 971 00:39:45,815 --> 00:39:47,148 Take off your shoes. 972 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,450 Oh, my God. Sorry. Sorry. 973 00:39:49,452 --> 00:39:51,119 Sorry. 974 00:39:51,121 --> 00:39:52,220 Hi. 975 00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:54,188 - Oh. - First time? 976 00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:56,858 No, I've yoga'd before. I was yoga'ing yesterday. 977 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,126 Okay. 978 00:39:58,128 --> 00:40:00,061 Well, um, here you go. 979 00:40:00,063 --> 00:40:02,162 - I don't need a belt. - It's okay. 980 00:40:02,164 --> 00:40:03,967 Go ahead. 981 00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:16,878 Try to use this disruption in your meditation. 982 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,349 Watch your thoughts and see what comes up for you. 983 00:40:23,219 --> 00:40:24,952 Very nice. 984 00:40:24,954 --> 00:40:27,655 Remember to breathe. 985 00:40:27,657 --> 00:40:29,860 Beautiful job. 986 00:40:33,762 --> 00:40:35,063 Nice. 987 00:40:36,532 --> 00:40:38,900 Hey, hey-hey-hey, don't force it. 988 00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:40,235 - It's not a competition. - Yeah. 989 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,237 Why don't you just rest in Child's Pose? 990 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,838 No, thank you. I... Thank you. 991 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,507 I appreciate it, but I can do this. 992 00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:48,675 Well, at least use the wall for support. 993 00:40:48,677 --> 00:40:51,045 I got it, okay? 994 00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,983 Child's Pose. 995 00:40:55,818 --> 00:40:57,117 I got it. 996 00:40:59,588 --> 00:41:00,755 Oh, God, are you okay? 997 00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:03,191 Ow! 998 00:41:03,193 --> 00:41:05,260 I got it. 999 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,064 I got it. 1000 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:11,965 Rachel. 1001 00:41:11,967 --> 00:41:13,601 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 1002 00:41:13,603 --> 00:41:15,637 - Hey. - I'm-I'm so glad you came. 1003 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,137 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1004 00:41:17,139 --> 00:41:18,873 - How's your back? - Oh, it's fine. 1005 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,608 Only several hairline fractures. 1006 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:23,144 Oh, right, right. You should probably get a body cast. 1007 00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:24,979 - Yeah, exact... - Help you out. You know, straighten you up. 1008 00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:26,813 Sure, yeah, exactly. Minor body cast injury. 1009 00:41:26,815 --> 00:41:28,215 Yeah, no major body cast. 1010 00:41:30,152 --> 00:41:32,186 Rach, what a great class. 1011 00:41:32,188 --> 00:41:33,287 Yeah, wasn't it amazing? 1012 00:41:33,289 --> 00:41:35,657 It was. Yeah. 1013 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,992 - Gilby, this is Ann and Andy. - Hi, brother. 1014 00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:39,894 That was quite some flop in there. 1015 00:41:39,896 --> 00:41:42,063 - Don't worry. It happens. - Really? That's a relief. 1016 00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:43,697 I've never seen it, 1017 00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:46,066 but I'm sure it's happened to someone. 1018 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:47,568 Are you going to the sweat lodge this weekend? 1019 00:41:47,570 --> 00:41:48,836 I don't know. 1020 00:41:48,838 --> 00:41:50,237 I'm thinking about it, you know? 1021 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,907 Maybe. You guys wanna grab a bite to eat? 1022 00:41:52,909 --> 00:41:54,309 I'd love to. Yeah. 1023 00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:56,077 - Oh, no, we can't. - We can't. 1024 00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,945 We're gonna be late for Reiki class. 1025 00:41:57,947 --> 00:41:59,112 Breaky? What is that? 1026 00:41:59,114 --> 00:42:00,648 It sounds dangerous. 1027 00:42:00,650 --> 00:42:02,916 Reiki. You know, like chakras. 1028 00:42:02,918 --> 00:42:04,918 What you just epically misaligned in there. 1029 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,088 Here, let me take a feel. 1030 00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:09,624 - It's happening. - I'm just gonna jump right in. 1031 00:42:09,626 --> 00:42:10,958 - Raw food? Do you wanna get some? - Anything. 1032 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,959 - Okay. - Wow. 1033 00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:14,095 We're gonna go, so... 1034 00:42:14,097 --> 00:42:15,195 Pleasure was mine. 1035 00:42:15,197 --> 00:42:16,898 Yeah. 1036 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,032 He's emitting a lot of heat from down there. 1037 00:42:19,034 --> 00:42:20,168 Mm-hmm. 1038 00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,003 She better watch out. 1039 00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:24,005 I think it's actually really good for our marriage. 1040 00:42:24,007 --> 00:42:25,840 You know, when you're together all the time, 1041 00:42:25,842 --> 00:42:27,809 it's so easy to get stuck in a rut, 1042 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:31,112 but, being apart makes you appreciate 1043 00:42:31,114 --> 00:42:32,880 what you really have. 1044 00:42:32,882 --> 00:42:33,947 Wow! 1045 00:42:33,949 --> 00:42:36,284 You must really like wasabi. 1046 00:42:36,286 --> 00:42:38,353 What is it they say? 1047 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,755 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 1048 00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:46,159 Are you okay? 1049 00:42:46,161 --> 00:42:47,362 I'm fine. I'm fine. 1050 00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:48,762 I'm sorry. 1051 00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:51,199 I'm sorry. I just... 1052 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:53,400 That's so sad. 1053 00:42:53,402 --> 00:42:55,737 - What's so sad? - I don't know. 1054 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,072 I think your story, but I'm sensitive. 1055 00:42:58,074 --> 00:42:59,907 - I'm very sensitive. - Oh, wow! 1056 00:42:59,909 --> 00:43:03,144 No, I think that's-I think that's really great, 1057 00:43:03,146 --> 00:43:05,179 you know, for a man to be so in touch 1058 00:43:05,181 --> 00:43:06,847 with his core emotion. 1059 00:43:06,849 --> 00:43:09,383 I wish Eric was more like that, you know? 1060 00:43:09,385 --> 00:43:11,351 I keep trying to get him to come to these classes, 1061 00:43:11,353 --> 00:43:13,054 but he's just not interested. 1062 00:43:13,056 --> 00:43:14,889 It would help him become more centered, 1063 00:43:14,891 --> 00:43:17,090 and it would help us to connect on a more spiritual level. 1064 00:43:17,092 --> 00:43:18,392 Do you know what I mean? 1065 00:43:18,394 --> 00:43:19,860 Yeah, definitely. Definitely. 1066 00:43:19,862 --> 00:43:22,262 I always say, uh, 1067 00:43:22,264 --> 00:43:23,764 if you're not growing together, 1068 00:43:23,766 --> 00:43:24,898 you're growing apart. 1069 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:26,166 Exactly! 1070 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,702 Like the sweat lodge. 1071 00:43:27,704 --> 00:43:30,972 I really wanna go, but, he will never go. 1072 00:43:30,974 --> 00:43:35,108 You know, he's just... Work is always first. 1073 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:38,679 I'm just tired of it. 1074 00:43:38,681 --> 00:43:40,847 You can still go. 1075 00:43:40,849 --> 00:43:41,983 Right. 1076 00:43:41,985 --> 00:43:45,153 Am I gonna go by myself? No. 1077 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:48,021 Well, I don't know. I was thinking about going. 1078 00:43:48,023 --> 00:43:49,923 - Really? - Yeah. 1079 00:43:49,925 --> 00:43:52,092 - You would wanna go? - Yeah, why not? 1080 00:43:52,094 --> 00:43:54,228 Yeah, let's go. 1081 00:43:54,230 --> 00:43:55,396 Sweat lodge. It sounds fun. 1082 00:43:55,398 --> 00:43:57,231 You think so? Okay. 1083 00:43:57,233 --> 00:43:59,200 All right, yeah. No, I would-I would... 1084 00:43:59,202 --> 00:44:00,834 I'd really like that, Gilby. 1085 00:44:00,836 --> 00:44:03,804 Oh, my God, look at that. You really loved your food. 1086 00:44:03,806 --> 00:44:07,275 I hate mine, so let me just give you that. 1087 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:09,276 Uh... 1088 00:44:09,278 --> 00:44:11,112 Oh, I don't even know what... 1089 00:44:11,114 --> 00:44:14,449 You just put it all-you just put it all on there. 1090 00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:17,050 Since you like that wasabi, let me just get that on there. 1091 00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:18,821 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1092 00:44:20,322 --> 00:44:22,058 Come on. 1093 00:44:52,755 --> 00:44:54,290 Mmm. 1094 00:45:03,132 --> 00:45:04,465 - Hello? - Hey. 1095 00:45:04,467 --> 00:45:06,767 - Hey, it's me. - Uh, look, Gilby, 1096 00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,135 I don't really have time to walk, right now. 1097 00:45:08,137 --> 00:45:10,537 I-I-I just wanna say, I've just been thinking, 1098 00:45:10,539 --> 00:45:12,807 - and you were right. - Okay. You know what? 1099 00:45:12,809 --> 00:45:14,976 If this is some sort of a trick to try to get back together, 1100 00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:19,012 - I'm... - No, no, it's-it's not. 1101 00:45:19,014 --> 00:45:20,947 I should have been a better partner. 1102 00:45:20,949 --> 00:45:25,755 You deserve that, and you were right to leave me. 1103 00:45:27,023 --> 00:45:31,358 Oh, well, thank you. 1104 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,061 No, thank you. 1105 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:40,867 Look, I-I just really want you to be happy. 1106 00:45:40,869 --> 00:45:42,970 I really want you to be happy, too. 1107 00:45:42,972 --> 00:45:45,405 - Get off the phone! I'm expecting a call. - I'm, uh... 1108 00:45:45,407 --> 00:45:47,541 - Is that your mother? - Yeah, yeah. 1109 00:45:47,543 --> 00:45:49,242 I'm taking care of her. 1110 00:45:49,244 --> 00:45:53,380 She-she broke both her hips stepping into traffic. 1111 00:45:53,382 --> 00:45:55,383 The doctors think it's dementia. 1112 00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:57,318 She-she must be having another episode. 1113 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,885 I-I have to go, okay? 1114 00:45:58,887 --> 00:46:00,454 - Okay. - Your mom both broke of her... 1115 00:46:00,456 --> 00:46:02,222 Hello? 1116 00:46:02,224 --> 00:46:05,025 That's such a weird relationship. 1117 00:46:05,027 --> 00:46:06,526 They make phones with buttons now. 1118 00:46:06,528 --> 00:46:07,528 Did you know? 1119 00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:09,066 I'm aware. 1120 00:46:13,068 --> 00:46:14,936 Wow! 1121 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,204 It's so beautiful out here, isn't it? 1122 00:46:17,206 --> 00:46:19,173 Yeah. 1123 00:46:19,175 --> 00:46:21,041 Hi. 1124 00:46:21,043 --> 00:46:23,077 - Hey. - Hey. 1125 00:46:23,079 --> 00:46:25,579 Love the face paint. Whose idea was that? 1126 00:46:25,581 --> 00:46:28,481 Uh, we actually both did it on our own. 1127 00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:29,950 Isn't it amazing? 1128 00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:31,284 We're so much on the same energy field. 1129 00:46:31,286 --> 00:46:33,387 We even think the same. 1130 00:46:33,389 --> 00:46:35,222 Even, like, psychically, we're on the same plane. 1131 00:46:35,224 --> 00:46:37,090 Totally. 1132 00:46:37,092 --> 00:46:38,492 Same plane. That's great. 1133 00:46:38,494 --> 00:46:41,128 You can carry each other's baggage. 1134 00:46:44,967 --> 00:46:46,601 That was a good one. 1135 00:46:46,603 --> 00:46:49,302 I don't think I get it. 1136 00:46:49,304 --> 00:46:52,173 Well, stay warm. 1137 00:46:52,175 --> 00:46:54,242 Thanks. 1138 00:46:56,179 --> 00:46:57,644 Let's gather some wood, right? 1139 00:46:57,646 --> 00:46:59,313 That seems too be the thing to do. 1140 00:46:59,315 --> 00:47:02,316 We'll see you inside. 1141 00:47:02,318 --> 00:47:04,822 - That was weird. - Mmm. 1142 00:47:06,655 --> 00:47:08,925 Ooh. 1143 00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:12,459 Perfect. 1144 00:47:24,072 --> 00:47:26,007 What's your power animal, brother? 1145 00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:28,508 Sorry, what? I... Power animal? 1146 00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:31,177 It's the animal that guides you in your dream world. 1147 00:47:31,179 --> 00:47:33,213 Mine's a cricket. 1148 00:47:33,215 --> 00:47:35,316 Well, that's an insect. 1149 00:47:35,318 --> 00:47:38,288 It came to me in a vision. It's my power animal. 1150 00:47:39,355 --> 00:47:41,054 Power insect. 1151 00:47:41,056 --> 00:47:43,124 What's your problem, brother? 1152 00:47:48,530 --> 00:47:51,134 Is there anyone here who's never done this before? 1153 00:47:54,070 --> 00:47:55,503 No-no-no-no, I did this all the time, 1154 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:58,104 when I was a kid. 1155 00:47:58,106 --> 00:47:59,407 - Really? - Yeah. 1156 00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:01,141 - You did? - Yeah. 1157 00:48:01,143 --> 00:48:03,711 - Helped build it. - Mmm... okay. 1158 00:48:03,713 --> 00:48:05,512 Right. 1159 00:48:05,514 --> 00:48:07,248 I'm Broken Wing. 1160 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:10,650 I will be your sweat lodge guide and master. 1161 00:48:10,652 --> 00:48:13,720 We will begin by collecting stones for the fire. 1162 00:48:13,722 --> 00:48:15,523 And inside, I will tell you 1163 00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:19,559 that the temperatures will rise to well over 150 degrees. 1164 00:48:19,561 --> 00:48:24,298 - Oh. - Inside, I wish you to sweat out the technology, 1165 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:27,233 sweat out the Facebook, sweat the Twitter, 1166 00:48:27,235 --> 00:48:30,204 the Tumblr, the Huffington Post, CNN. 1167 00:48:30,206 --> 00:48:32,706 Eliminate it from your body. 1168 00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:36,476 If the spirit tells you to remove your clothing, then you remove it. 1169 00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:39,313 You listen to that spirit, 'cause if you don't do it now, 1170 00:48:39,315 --> 00:48:42,148 you never will. 1171 00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:43,450 Let's sweat. 1172 00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,568 - I can't breathe. - I know. It's hot. 1173 00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:03,470 I can't breathe. 1174 00:49:03,472 --> 00:49:06,039 - I think I'm suffocating. - I know. It's hot. 1175 00:49:06,041 --> 00:49:09,110 No, I think I'm suffocating. 1176 00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:12,179 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1177 00:49:12,181 --> 00:49:14,180 I'm suffocating. 1178 00:49:14,182 --> 00:49:15,583 I'm suffocating. 1179 00:49:17,219 --> 00:49:18,651 I gotta get the hell outta here. 1180 00:49:18,653 --> 00:49:20,054 - I gotta get out. - No, hey-hey-hey-hey. 1181 00:49:20,056 --> 00:49:22,123 Hey, hey, this is sacred space. 1182 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,226 Now, bow to the mother. 1183 00:49:26,161 --> 00:49:28,229 Oh, bowing doesn't do anything. 1184 00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:30,164 - You're not bowing. - I'm bowing. 1185 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:31,632 I'm bowing. 1186 00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:33,767 You're a butterfly. Now, bow. 1187 00:49:33,769 --> 00:49:35,235 I don't know what you're talking about. 1188 00:49:35,237 --> 00:49:36,302 Now, bow. 1189 00:49:36,304 --> 00:49:38,039 I gotta get the hell outta here. 1190 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,608 - Chill out. - The fat lady's blocking the door. 1191 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,142 Who are you callin' fat, you little jerk? 1192 00:49:42,144 --> 00:49:43,144 Bow. 1193 00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:44,345 Help me. 1194 00:49:44,347 --> 00:49:46,746 Get your hands out of the water! 1195 00:49:46,748 --> 00:49:48,182 The door is too heavy. 1196 00:49:48,184 --> 00:49:49,450 Ah! 1197 00:49:49,452 --> 00:49:50,784 I'll punch you in your face, man! 1198 00:49:55,724 --> 00:49:57,291 No. Oh, no. 1199 00:49:57,293 --> 00:49:58,691 Oh, my God! 1200 00:49:58,693 --> 00:50:00,293 Okay, let's keep going. Just ignore him. 1201 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:14,240 That's not even the door. 1202 00:50:14,242 --> 00:50:17,177 Rachel, get the car keys! 1203 00:50:17,179 --> 00:50:18,412 Okay. 1204 00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:19,579 Ah-ah. 1205 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:23,117 Oh, my God. That was so embarrassing. 1206 00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:24,552 Well, let's get that sneaker off. 1207 00:50:24,554 --> 00:50:26,487 Okay. Couch, couch. 1208 00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:27,720 - Careful. - All right. 1209 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:31,858 I know it was nuts. I know that. 1210 00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:35,563 But, I feel like I had a really clear vision today. 1211 00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:38,699 - Oh, come on, you're kidding me. - No, no, I'm serious. 1212 00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:41,601 I realize I've been a-I've been a really lousy sister 1213 00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:45,206 to Kevin, and I wanna-I wanna do something for him. 1214 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:48,608 I mean, maybe I wanna throw a-a surprise birthday dinner. 1215 00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:49,809 I don't know. 1216 00:50:49,811 --> 00:50:51,211 Here, let me help. 1217 00:50:51,213 --> 00:50:52,780 Well, okay, well, be-be careful. 1218 00:50:52,782 --> 00:50:54,481 Okay, okay. 1219 00:50:54,483 --> 00:50:57,684 I mean, did-did you feel at all transformed? 1220 00:50:57,686 --> 00:50:59,452 Transformed? Yes. 1221 00:50:59,454 --> 00:51:01,655 I-I've been completely transformed into a cripple. 1222 00:51:01,657 --> 00:51:03,389 No, I'm serious. 1223 00:51:03,391 --> 00:51:05,626 I mean, you can't be exposed to such powerful experiences 1224 00:51:05,628 --> 00:51:08,195 without being affected a little, right? 1225 00:51:08,197 --> 00:51:10,798 - Does burned count as affected? - Are you making fun of me? 1226 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,633 - You're totally making fun of me. - I'm-I'm sorry. 1227 00:51:12,635 --> 00:51:14,568 I'm sor... I-I mean, I guess. 1228 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:16,302 It was very intense. 1229 00:51:16,304 --> 00:51:18,873 You know, maybe I was affected without realizing it. 1230 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,708 Oh, come on, your burn's not that bad. 1231 00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:21,876 What do you know? 1232 00:51:21,878 --> 00:51:24,648 What are you now, a-a burn specialist? 1233 00:51:28,918 --> 00:51:30,751 This place is ridiculous. 1234 00:51:30,753 --> 00:51:32,519 Thanks. 1235 00:51:32,521 --> 00:51:34,822 Okay, wait. Is this FDA approved? 1236 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:37,324 Or is this a-a Broken Wing product? 1237 00:51:37,326 --> 00:51:39,626 Okay, that's... Ah! Ow-ow-ow! 1238 00:51:39,628 --> 00:51:41,695 - Oh, oh. - Oh, no, no, no! Stop, please. 1239 00:51:41,697 --> 00:51:43,563 - Ow! - Don't be such a baby. 1240 00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:45,331 Please, no. No more! No more! 1241 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:47,901 Didn't your dad tell you never to cry in front of a girl? 1242 00:51:47,903 --> 00:51:51,405 No, actually, I didn't have a father. 1243 00:51:51,407 --> 00:51:53,574 Did he-did he pass away before you were born? 1244 00:51:53,576 --> 00:51:54,708 No... Oh, no. 1245 00:51:54,710 --> 00:51:56,342 No, I-I never met my father. 1246 00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:57,711 I don't know anything about him. 1247 00:51:57,713 --> 00:52:00,246 How could you not know anything about your father? 1248 00:52:00,248 --> 00:52:04,584 Um, well, my mom was still on her free love trip. 1249 00:52:06,956 --> 00:52:09,322 Well, maybe that's it. 1250 00:52:09,324 --> 00:52:11,458 I mean, maybe that's your revelation. 1251 00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:14,260 Gilby, you never had a-a male figure to look up to. 1252 00:52:14,262 --> 00:52:16,697 Uh, you probably have identity issues. 1253 00:52:16,699 --> 00:52:19,833 - I can't identify with that. - I'm being serious. 1254 00:52:19,835 --> 00:52:23,704 Did you have any male role model? 1255 00:52:23,706 --> 00:52:25,940 I looked up to Han Solo. 1256 00:52:25,942 --> 00:52:28,275 I meant someone you knew. 1257 00:52:28,277 --> 00:52:30,411 No. 1258 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,213 Huh? Well, there you go. 1259 00:52:32,215 --> 00:52:33,713 I mean, maybe you should look into it. 1260 00:52:33,715 --> 00:52:35,416 That's all I'm saying. 1261 00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:36,916 Somehow, I don't think it's that simple. 1262 00:52:36,918 --> 00:52:38,318 I-I don't know. 1263 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,586 I think everything happens for a reason. 1264 00:52:39,588 --> 00:52:40,920 And maybe-maybe that's why we met, 1265 00:52:40,922 --> 00:52:43,224 so you could have this revelation. 1266 00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:46,726 Trust me. I've got really good instincts about this kinda thing. 1267 00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:48,394 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1268 00:52:48,396 --> 00:52:50,396 Well, maybe you're wrong. 1269 00:52:50,398 --> 00:52:53,467 Or maybe you just needed to hear this at the right time, 1270 00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:56,003 from the right person. 1271 00:52:56,005 --> 00:52:57,704 I'm just saying. 1272 00:52:57,706 --> 00:53:01,777 Here, let me-let me go wash these for you. 1273 00:53:04,012 --> 00:53:06,280 You should probably burn them. 1274 00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:15,956 I was worried. You said it was important. 1275 00:53:15,958 --> 00:53:17,858 Don't overreact. I just wanted to talk. 1276 00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:20,260 Okay, okay, sorry. Yeah, hi. 1277 00:53:20,262 --> 00:53:21,829 Hi. How are you? 1278 00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,563 I'm good. I'm good. Come on. 1279 00:53:23,565 --> 00:53:25,298 Can you please tell me what this is about? 1280 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,001 I mean, I thought, like, your mother died or something. 1281 00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:29,470 - How can you even say that? - You know, I mean, sorry. 1282 00:53:29,472 --> 00:53:31,639 - Like, maybe your cat. - Gilby. 1283 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:32,840 Okay, no one died. 1284 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:35,309 Just, you know, levels of concern. 1285 00:53:35,311 --> 00:53:36,709 - Hi. - Hi. 1286 00:53:36,711 --> 00:53:38,345 Hi. 1287 00:53:38,347 --> 00:53:40,481 - Anyway. - Yeah. 1288 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,048 You look good. 1289 00:53:42,050 --> 00:53:44,584 Thanks, thanks. You, too. 1290 00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:46,586 Heard about your job. Congratulations. 1291 00:53:46,588 --> 00:53:47,854 Oh, thank you. 1292 00:53:47,856 --> 00:53:50,594 Yeah, well, yeah. Yes, it's going well. 1293 00:53:52,527 --> 00:53:54,862 Seems like you really have it all together. 1294 00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:58,065 Yeah, I wouldn't go that far, but... 1295 00:54:01,971 --> 00:54:04,438 Um... 1296 00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:10,677 I just feel like I was impatient with you, 1297 00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:13,313 or selfish. 1298 00:54:13,315 --> 00:54:14,682 That's not true. 1299 00:54:14,684 --> 00:54:17,985 - I was a real jerk. - Well... 1300 00:54:17,987 --> 00:54:19,920 No, I'm just... I'm just kidding. 1301 00:54:19,922 --> 00:54:22,488 I-I-I, um... 1302 00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:25,092 I mean, I did the right thing, 1303 00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:28,695 because we were-we just were really stagnant. 1304 00:54:28,697 --> 00:54:30,430 You feel that way, right? 1305 00:54:30,432 --> 00:54:32,032 Yeah. No, I know. 1306 00:54:32,034 --> 00:54:34,934 It's, really... It's fine. 1307 00:54:34,936 --> 00:54:37,104 I mean, let's just forget about it. 1308 00:54:37,106 --> 00:54:40,574 You know, what's the point of digging up the past? 1309 00:54:40,576 --> 00:54:43,376 Yeah. 1310 00:54:43,378 --> 00:54:46,112 I guess I just wanted to say I'm sorry, Gilby. 1311 00:54:46,114 --> 00:54:48,382 I'm sorry, too. 1312 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,787 I missed you. 1313 00:54:53,789 --> 00:54:56,724 I'm glad we can be friends. 1314 00:54:56,726 --> 00:54:59,362 Yeah, yeah, me, too. 1315 00:55:08,536 --> 00:55:10,137 You're drinking now? 1316 00:55:10,139 --> 00:55:12,442 What? It's a nightcap. 1317 00:55:19,148 --> 00:55:20,713 Can I talk to you for a minute? 1318 00:55:20,715 --> 00:55:22,749 Oh, honey, I don't need a lecture right now. 1319 00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:24,485 No, nothin' like that. 1320 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:27,824 I-I-I just wanna ask you about some stuff. 1321 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:33,159 - What stuff? - Well... 1322 00:55:33,161 --> 00:55:34,628 about my father. 1323 00:55:34,630 --> 00:55:36,630 Oh, not this, again. 1324 00:55:36,632 --> 00:55:38,164 How many times do I have to tell you? 1325 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,166 Do you know how many guys I slept with? 1326 00:55:40,168 --> 00:55:42,068 I have no idea. 1327 00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:43,637 How can that be? 1328 00:55:43,639 --> 00:55:45,405 Well, it was a different time then. 1329 00:55:45,407 --> 00:55:46,706 There were no DNA tests. 1330 00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:48,675 Everybody deserves to know about their father. 1331 00:55:48,677 --> 00:55:50,110 How can I know myself 1332 00:55:50,112 --> 00:55:52,880 if-if I don't even know where I came from? 1333 00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:54,548 You came from Brooklyn. Happy? 1334 00:55:54,550 --> 00:55:56,682 That's not good enough. 1335 00:55:56,684 --> 00:55:59,119 I-I-I don't understand. 1336 00:55:59,121 --> 00:56:00,954 Why-why can't it be enough for you 1337 00:56:00,956 --> 00:56:05,559 that it was and it is just you and me? 1338 00:56:05,561 --> 00:56:07,630 I never thought it mattered, but now... 1339 00:56:10,532 --> 00:56:12,134 I think I need this. 1340 00:56:19,942 --> 00:56:22,675 James Lance. 1341 00:56:22,677 --> 00:56:24,744 - What? - Yeah. 1342 00:56:24,746 --> 00:56:27,713 He was an old boyfriend. He was in the Marines. 1343 00:56:27,715 --> 00:56:29,749 He traveled all over the world. 1344 00:56:29,751 --> 00:56:31,717 Now, how's that for a role model? 1345 00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,655 This is great. This is great! 1346 00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,657 How-how can I get in touch with him? 1347 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:38,525 Now, why would you do that? 1348 00:56:38,527 --> 00:56:41,662 He doesn't know anything about you. 1349 00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,963 This is exactly why I didn't tell you in the first place. 1350 00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:45,833 Well, I'm sure he would wanna know. 1351 00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:48,702 Just let sleeping dogs lie. 1352 00:56:48,704 --> 00:56:50,970 You asked me, and I told you. 1353 00:56:50,972 --> 00:56:54,041 Now, just promise me, you'll drop this. 1354 00:56:54,043 --> 00:56:56,175 Okay, I promise. 1355 00:56:56,177 --> 00:56:59,847 Oh, boy, what a-what a interesting conversation. 1356 00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:01,981 Oh, God. Thank you. 1357 00:57:01,983 --> 00:57:04,086 Don't make such a big deal about it. 1358 00:57:10,492 --> 00:57:12,159 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1359 00:57:12,161 --> 00:57:14,061 I'm great. 1360 00:57:14,063 --> 00:57:15,164 Good. 1361 00:58:39,882 --> 00:58:41,985 Oh, Jeez. 1362 00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:55,729 Yeah? 1363 00:58:55,731 --> 00:58:56,896 Oh, come on. 1364 00:58:56,898 --> 00:58:58,865 Zuck-zucky, stop. 1365 00:58:58,867 --> 00:59:00,833 Zucky, sorry. Wait a sec. 1366 00:59:00,835 --> 00:59:02,903 Mark Zuckerberg. 1367 00:59:02,905 --> 00:59:05,237 Zuck, look, Billy can come, 1368 00:59:05,239 --> 00:59:06,740 but I don't want any drinking. 1369 00:59:06,742 --> 00:59:08,075 I don't want any incidents. 1370 00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:09,342 And he's not in the pool this year. 1371 00:59:09,344 --> 00:59:10,811 And no Russians. 1372 00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:12,244 We'll-we'll still have fun. 1373 00:59:12,246 --> 00:59:14,014 Branson's gonna be there. 1374 00:59:14,016 --> 00:59:15,849 He says we're gonna get galactic. 1375 00:59:15,851 --> 00:59:17,383 Whatever that means. 1376 00:59:17,385 --> 00:59:19,353 Okay, I gotta go. One of my kids walked in. 1377 00:59:19,355 --> 00:59:22,289 I know, I know. Back in the game. 1378 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,624 Oh, shut up. All right. 1379 00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:25,992 Sorry about that. 1380 00:59:25,994 --> 00:59:28,195 Some-some of the boys do an annual get together. 1381 00:59:28,197 --> 00:59:30,197 This year, we're going to Larry's Island, 1382 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:34,967 and, well, apparently, a billion dollars can't cure addiction, okay? 1383 00:59:34,969 --> 00:59:36,369 Anyway, what's up? Shoot. 1384 00:59:36,371 --> 00:59:39,639 I, uh, I was wondering if you had a second 1385 00:59:39,641 --> 00:59:42,008 to help out with a technical problem. 1386 00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:44,010 Always got a sec for the tech. 1387 00:59:45,713 --> 00:59:48,115 Have you-have you tried turning off the computer, 1388 00:59:48,117 --> 00:59:49,883 waiting 15 seconds? 1389 00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:51,952 Oh, yeah, we, uh, we jiggled the handle, too. 1390 00:59:51,954 --> 00:59:53,052 Still won't flush. 1391 00:59:55,157 --> 00:59:56,960 Maybe you should take this a little more seriously. 1392 00:59:58,793 --> 01:00:00,693 Well, let's take a look. 1393 01:00:00,695 --> 01:00:02,162 I'll see what I can do. 1394 01:00:02,164 --> 01:00:03,429 Sure. 1395 01:00:03,431 --> 01:00:05,932 Let's do it. 1396 01:00:05,934 --> 01:00:07,934 Just gonna use the bathroom. I'll be right in. 1397 01:00:07,936 --> 01:00:09,838 Hey... 1398 01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:44,871 So, uh, Brad, where are we on that, uh, problem? 1399 01:00:44,873 --> 01:00:46,139 Oh, we got it. 1400 01:00:46,141 --> 01:00:47,273 - You got it? - Problem solved. 1401 01:00:47,275 --> 01:00:49,443 Already? Ah, come on! 1402 01:00:49,445 --> 01:00:51,244 I was getting ready to roll up my sleeves. 1403 01:00:51,246 --> 01:00:53,112 Get my hands dirty. 1404 01:00:53,114 --> 01:00:54,947 - What was it? What was it... - It was... 1405 01:00:54,949 --> 01:00:57,284 There was a little code smell, but we cleared it right up. 1406 01:00:57,286 --> 01:00:58,885 Code smell? I thought that was me. 1407 01:00:58,887 --> 01:01:00,420 Yeah. 1408 01:01:00,422 --> 01:01:02,155 Yeah, okay. Everybody remember to, you know, 1409 01:01:02,157 --> 01:01:03,856 empty your trash and-and save. 1410 01:01:03,858 --> 01:01:05,891 Right? Okay. Back to work. 1411 01:01:05,893 --> 01:01:09,996 Yeah, uh, actually, uh, Gilby, um, 1412 01:01:09,998 --> 01:01:13,166 I tried to look up your company, 1413 01:01:13,168 --> 01:01:16,001 but I couldn't find any mention of it anywhere. 1414 01:01:16,003 --> 01:01:18,938 Which, is strange for any tech company. 1415 01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:21,441 Yeah, not for the game changers. 1416 01:01:21,443 --> 01:01:24,478 We buried her deep. 1417 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,845 Yeah, lawsuits. 1418 01:01:25,847 --> 01:01:28,248 - Lawsuits? - Yeah. 1419 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,983 Oh, well, the whole game was so different back then. 1420 01:01:29,985 --> 01:01:31,485 It was the Wild West. 1421 01:01:31,487 --> 01:01:33,987 But it doesn't even apply now, so boring you. 1422 01:01:33,989 --> 01:01:35,088 Not interested. 1423 01:01:35,090 --> 01:01:36,389 Actually, I'm very interested. 1424 01:01:36,391 --> 01:01:37,791 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1425 01:01:37,793 --> 01:01:39,391 Good, good. 1426 01:01:39,393 --> 01:01:42,095 I like that about you. Stay curious, kid. 1427 01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:43,530 Between you and me, 1428 01:01:43,532 --> 01:01:46,066 I think you're bigger than this place. 1429 01:01:46,068 --> 01:01:49,202 Oh, I don't know. It's... 1430 01:01:49,204 --> 01:01:51,039 Oh, damn it. 1431 01:01:59,014 --> 01:02:00,146 Hey, Kev. 1432 01:02:00,148 --> 01:02:01,481 Well, what's up, man? 1433 01:02:01,483 --> 01:02:03,282 Dude, I feel like you've been blowing me off. 1434 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:05,952 I'm-I'm not blowing you off. We're talking. 1435 01:02:05,954 --> 01:02:07,086 Wait, hold on. I got another call. 1436 01:02:07,088 --> 01:02:08,554 Yeah. 1437 01:02:08,556 --> 01:02:10,322 - Hey! - Hey. 1438 01:02:10,324 --> 01:02:12,958 Hey, do you wanna go hear a Tibetan monk speak tomorrow? 1439 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,862 Yes, I love Tibetan monks. Listen, listen. 1440 01:02:15,864 --> 01:02:17,998 You won't believe what happened last night. 1441 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,367 - What? Tell me. - You'll never guess. 1442 01:02:20,369 --> 01:02:22,434 Okay, so, tell me. 1443 01:02:22,436 --> 01:02:25,237 I found out who my father is. 1444 01:02:25,239 --> 01:02:27,974 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? 1445 01:02:27,976 --> 01:02:30,943 The old bat finally cracked and told me. 1446 01:02:30,945 --> 01:02:33,246 Wow, I don't-I don't believe it. 1447 01:02:33,248 --> 01:02:35,014 Did she just give you his number? 1448 01:02:35,016 --> 01:02:36,383 Oh, come on. Let's not get crazy. 1449 01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,050 I had to sneak into her stuff and find it. 1450 01:02:38,052 --> 01:02:40,820 But, yes, yes, I have the number. Yes. 1451 01:02:40,822 --> 01:02:43,389 - Well, how do you feel? - God, I don't know. 1452 01:02:43,391 --> 01:02:47,092 It's like a hole I didn't even realize was there 1453 01:02:47,094 --> 01:02:48,929 has now been filled. 1454 01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,197 - Seriously. - You have to go see him. 1455 01:02:51,199 --> 01:02:53,166 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know about that. 1456 01:02:53,168 --> 01:02:54,501 - Come on. - No, no. 1457 01:02:54,503 --> 01:02:57,204 You-you have to go. 1458 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:59,139 Well, would you come with me? 1459 01:02:59,141 --> 01:03:01,141 Uh, yeah, I'm going with you. 1460 01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:02,541 What, you think you're gonna cut me out now? 1461 01:03:02,543 --> 01:03:04,411 No, I'm-I'm going. I'm going. 1462 01:03:06,581 --> 01:03:08,148 Thank you. 1463 01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:09,615 You're amazing. 1464 01:03:09,617 --> 01:03:11,251 Well, I know. 1465 01:03:11,253 --> 01:03:12,952 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 1466 01:03:12,954 --> 01:03:14,489 Oh. 1467 01:03:17,893 --> 01:03:19,191 Gilby? 1468 01:03:19,193 --> 01:03:21,327 Gilby? Gilby? 1469 01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:24,496 Gil... Great. 1470 01:03:24,498 --> 01:03:26,333 Are you sure this is it? 1471 01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:28,467 Positive. That's the address. 1472 01:03:28,469 --> 01:03:30,170 Well, where did you find it? 1473 01:03:30,172 --> 01:03:32,407 - My mom's address book. - Oh. 1474 01:03:34,175 --> 01:03:37,209 Yeah, Sergeant James Lance. 1475 01:03:37,211 --> 01:03:39,045 - Oh, impressive. - Hmm? 1476 01:03:39,047 --> 01:03:41,081 - You're an Army brat. - Oh, yeah. 1477 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:42,081 Yes, ma'am. 1478 01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:43,550 Or Marines, actually, yeah. 1479 01:03:43,552 --> 01:03:45,150 Whatever happened to "leave no man behind"? 1480 01:03:45,152 --> 01:03:46,619 So, how do you know he still lives here? 1481 01:03:46,621 --> 01:03:48,255 I called. 1482 01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:50,222 Wait, you called? 1483 01:03:50,224 --> 01:03:51,925 You called? Why didn't you tell me? 1484 01:03:51,927 --> 01:03:53,360 What'd he say? What'd he say? 1485 01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:54,561 What happened? Tell me everything. 1486 01:03:54,563 --> 01:03:56,229 Okay, okay, okay. Nothin' happened. 1487 01:03:56,231 --> 01:03:59,164 I just called. His wife answered, and I asked for him, 1488 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:02,568 and she went to get him, and then I hung up. 1489 01:04:02,570 --> 01:04:04,037 Why did you hang up? 1490 01:04:04,039 --> 01:04:05,639 Well, I just had to verify his whereabouts. 1491 01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:07,206 - What? - I even spoke with a little accent, 1492 01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:08,307 so they couldn't trace me. 1493 01:04:08,309 --> 01:04:10,010 That doesn't even make sense. 1494 01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:11,244 Is Mr. James Lance home? 1495 01:04:12,914 --> 01:04:14,414 So, what's your plan? What are you gonna do? 1496 01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:16,282 I don't know. I guess I'm gonna knock on the door. 1497 01:04:16,284 --> 01:04:17,684 Maybe we should buy a gift basket, 1498 01:04:17,686 --> 01:04:19,552 - or, like, a bottle of wine. - You used an accent? 1499 01:04:19,554 --> 01:04:21,987 That's so ridiculous. 1500 01:04:21,989 --> 01:04:24,391 - Oh, my God. Is that him? - Oh, no. You think that's... 1501 01:04:24,393 --> 01:04:25,958 Oh, my God. Do you think that's him? 1502 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,293 It seems like the right age. 1503 01:04:27,295 --> 01:04:28,961 - It's his address. - Let's follow him. 1504 01:04:28,963 --> 01:04:30,195 - Follow him? Are you crazy? - We have to follow him. 1505 01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:31,597 - That's, like, illegal. - What? No! 1506 01:04:31,599 --> 01:04:33,300 You can't follow him. He's a Marine. 1507 01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:35,267 He's probably armed. He's like a deadly weapon. 1508 01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:36,702 This could be your dad. 1509 01:04:36,704 --> 01:04:38,505 We're doing it. 1510 01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:46,012 Okay, do you know what you're doing? 1511 01:04:46,014 --> 01:04:47,313 - No, I don't. - Just keep us a distance. Okay, good. 1512 01:04:47,315 --> 01:04:49,249 Like, maybe five car lengths. 1513 01:04:49,251 --> 01:04:51,184 Oh, my God. This is awesome! 1514 01:04:51,186 --> 01:04:52,519 I feel like I'm doing a hit or something. 1515 01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:53,987 Have you ever done this before? 1516 01:04:53,989 --> 01:04:55,521 No, I've never followed someone. 1517 01:04:55,523 --> 01:04:56,655 - That's creepy. - Okay. 1518 01:05:03,431 --> 01:05:05,532 - I think he's on to us. - There's no way. 1519 01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:07,666 Who knows? My mom said he was in the Marines, 1520 01:05:07,668 --> 01:05:09,469 but who knows after that? 1521 01:05:09,471 --> 01:05:11,637 Maybe the Navy Seal Special Forces. 1522 01:05:11,639 --> 01:05:14,507 - Making a right, right. - Okay, I'm going. I'm going. 1523 01:05:14,509 --> 01:05:16,175 - I'm just saying-I'm just saying, don't lose him. - No, I'm not gonna lose him. 1524 01:05:16,177 --> 01:05:18,010 - Where is he going? - I don't know. 1525 01:05:18,012 --> 01:05:19,445 It just seems like he's goin' in circles. 1526 01:05:19,447 --> 01:05:20,646 I don't know where he's going! 1527 01:05:43,170 --> 01:05:44,403 - Are you serious? - Hmm? 1528 01:05:44,405 --> 01:05:46,271 Are you serious with the hood? 1529 01:05:46,273 --> 01:05:48,307 - Stop it! God. - Go, go. 1530 01:05:48,309 --> 01:05:50,642 What are you waiting for? Just go. 1531 01:05:50,644 --> 01:05:52,612 I am not ready yet. Would you give me a minute? 1532 01:05:52,614 --> 01:05:54,380 What do you have to be ready for? 1533 01:05:54,382 --> 01:05:57,349 He's right there. 1534 01:05:57,351 --> 01:05:59,586 - I need a drink first. - Seriously? 1535 01:05:59,588 --> 01:06:01,653 - I need a drink first. - This is not gonna get any easier. 1536 01:06:01,655 --> 01:06:03,123 It's just gonna keep getting harder. 1537 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,289 You just gotta do it. You just gotta do it. 1538 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,159 I-I under-I under... I understand that. 1539 01:06:06,161 --> 01:06:09,195 - You have to man up. - Would you-would you give me a minute? 1540 01:06:09,197 --> 01:06:11,498 Would you give me a minute? 1541 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,733 - Will you have a drink with me? - I will have a drink with you. 1542 01:06:13,735 --> 01:06:15,135 - Just will you have... - I will have one drink with you. 1543 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,802 I will have one drink. That's it. 1544 01:06:16,804 --> 01:06:19,271 We have to have a drink. We're at a bar. They'll know. 1545 01:06:19,273 --> 01:06:21,541 - Then they'll kick us outta here. - They'll know what? You're freaking out. 1546 01:06:21,543 --> 01:06:23,275 Excuse me? 1547 01:06:23,277 --> 01:06:25,278 Two scotch on the rocks, please. 1548 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:27,246 Yeah, I guess I'll have the same. 1549 01:06:27,248 --> 01:06:29,282 I mean, not, uh, two more. 1550 01:06:29,284 --> 01:06:31,050 I just... Not four. 1551 01:06:31,052 --> 01:06:32,385 Just two scotches, like she said. 1552 01:06:32,387 --> 01:06:34,086 One order of two. One each. 1553 01:06:34,088 --> 01:06:36,688 Uh, a scotch on the rocks for the lady, 1554 01:06:36,690 --> 01:06:39,758 and I'll have a scotch on the rocks myself, 1555 01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,827 and that will be it for us, tonight. 1556 01:06:41,829 --> 01:06:43,563 You need to pull it together. 1557 01:06:43,565 --> 01:06:45,798 One drink, and then you're gonna go. 1558 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,599 Fine, one drink. 1559 01:06:54,309 --> 01:06:55,842 It's too much. 1560 01:06:55,844 --> 01:06:57,844 Oh, oh. 1561 01:06:57,846 --> 01:07:01,180 Oh, God, excuse me. 1562 01:07:01,182 --> 01:07:02,749 All right, let's go somewhere else. 1563 01:07:02,751 --> 01:07:04,217 - Yeah, yeah, let's do it. - Let's go to another bar. 1564 01:07:04,219 --> 01:07:05,552 - I mean, why not, right? - I know a good spot. 1565 01:07:05,554 --> 01:07:07,619 - No! No, no, we can't. - What? Why not? 1566 01:07:07,621 --> 01:07:09,389 - Your dad. - Oh, my God, my dad. 1567 01:07:09,391 --> 01:07:11,356 That's why we're here. Your dad. 1568 01:07:11,358 --> 01:07:13,325 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, go. 1569 01:07:13,327 --> 01:07:15,161 - Whoa! - Go. 1570 01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:20,532 Oh, my God, I just fell over. 1571 01:07:20,534 --> 01:07:22,434 Oh, my God, you totally just fell over. 1572 01:07:22,436 --> 01:07:23,702 - What happened? - That was so weird. 1573 01:07:23,704 --> 01:07:25,438 You just, like, you just, like, fell. 1574 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,738 - Oh, God, wow. - What happened to you? 1575 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:29,208 - I need to switch to beer. - Wow. 1576 01:07:29,210 --> 01:07:31,478 Um, another round? 1577 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,345 - No, I'm so tipsy. - Tipsy? 1578 01:07:33,347 --> 01:07:35,715 - No, no more. No more. - We're wasted. 1579 01:07:35,717 --> 01:07:37,583 - We are wasted. - I just fell over. 1580 01:07:37,585 --> 01:07:39,651 Uh, bartend... Sorry, ma'am. 1581 01:07:39,653 --> 01:07:42,488 I mean, uh, another round. 1582 01:07:42,490 --> 01:07:45,224 Yeah, for me and all my friends! 1583 01:07:45,226 --> 01:07:46,693 Hey, go on, go on. 1584 01:07:46,695 --> 01:07:48,293 - What? - Just forget I said that. That was weird. 1585 01:07:48,295 --> 01:07:49,695 Okay, go. Weird. 1586 01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:50,829 - Okay, go, go, go. - We're gonna make a scene. 1587 01:07:50,831 --> 01:07:52,764 - Go. You have to go. - Wait. w-w-wait. 1588 01:07:52,766 --> 01:07:55,568 What are you afraid of? 1589 01:07:55,570 --> 01:07:58,170 Maybe he won't like me. 1590 01:07:58,172 --> 01:07:59,505 What? 1591 01:07:59,507 --> 01:08:01,641 That's crazy. What's not to like? 1592 01:08:01,643 --> 01:08:04,476 I mean... you're funny, 1593 01:08:04,478 --> 01:08:05,644 and you're smart, 1594 01:08:05,646 --> 01:08:07,412 and you're successful, 1595 01:08:07,414 --> 01:08:08,780 and-and you're handsome. 1596 01:08:08,782 --> 01:08:12,651 I mean, I don't... What? 1597 01:08:12,653 --> 01:08:15,655 You really think all of that? 1598 01:08:15,657 --> 01:08:19,358 Yeah. 1599 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:21,326 I really do. 1600 01:08:35,710 --> 01:08:38,311 Oh! 1601 01:08:38,313 --> 01:08:40,181 Okay. 1602 01:08:41,416 --> 01:08:43,916 Okay, okay. 1603 01:08:43,918 --> 01:08:48,353 Take it off. Take 'em off. 1604 01:08:48,355 --> 01:08:50,757 - Oh, shit! - Oh, it's fine. It's fine. 1605 01:08:50,759 --> 01:08:52,394 Come on! 1606 01:08:54,828 --> 01:08:56,361 God. 1607 01:09:06,807 --> 01:09:08,511 Almost there. 1608 01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:12,978 Almost there. 1609 01:09:12,980 --> 01:09:16,449 Stay on target. 1610 01:09:16,451 --> 01:09:18,520 Stay on target. 1611 01:09:20,622 --> 01:09:22,921 - Hey. - What the hell are you doing here? 1612 01:09:22,923 --> 01:09:24,290 Are you... 1613 01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:26,326 Are you serious? 1614 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,494 Jesus. Will you relax? 1615 01:09:28,496 --> 01:09:30,330 Are you crazy? 1616 01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:32,365 - I mean, are you... - With that? Are you serious? 1617 01:09:32,367 --> 01:09:34,733 - No. - Wow! 1618 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:37,236 Don't worry. I told 'em I needed to drop something off for Eric. 1619 01:09:37,238 --> 01:09:39,606 - It's fine. - What-what-what? What does he need? 1620 01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:41,273 Why didn't he just email me? 1621 01:09:41,275 --> 01:09:43,009 - I can handle it. I'm-I'm fine. - Seriously? 1622 01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:45,510 I-I've got... everything set up. 1623 01:09:45,512 --> 01:09:47,347 Forget about Eric. It was just an excuse. 1624 01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:48,748 I needed to talk to you in person. 1625 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,282 Oh, God. Thank God. 1626 01:09:50,284 --> 01:09:53,253 I mean, I'm fine here on my own. 1627 01:09:53,255 --> 01:09:54,920 - Okay. - Okay. 1628 01:09:54,922 --> 01:09:57,857 Last night was a huge mistake. 1629 01:09:57,859 --> 01:09:59,424 Absolutely. 1630 01:09:59,426 --> 01:10:00,860 And I need to be absolutely clear with you 1631 01:10:00,862 --> 01:10:03,528 that it cannot continue in any way. 1632 01:10:03,530 --> 01:10:04,763 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. 1633 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:06,366 I mean, it can never happen again. 1634 01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:07,599 Never, never. I know. 1635 01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:08,768 - I know. - Right? 1636 01:10:08,770 --> 01:10:10,269 - Right. Right. - Right. 1637 01:10:10,271 --> 01:10:11,571 - Right. Right. - Right. 1638 01:10:11,573 --> 01:10:13,305 We're not bad people. 1639 01:10:13,307 --> 01:10:14,941 I'm not a ba... I know you're not a bad person, 1640 01:10:14,943 --> 01:10:16,276 - but I'm not a bad person. - We're good people. 1641 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:18,311 - That was bad. - That was bad. 1642 01:10:18,313 --> 01:10:19,778 That was really bad. 1643 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:21,914 - I was outta control and... - We were out of control. 1644 01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:23,650 I've never been so, uh, wildly... 1645 01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:25,518 You know, it was wild. It was-it was... 1646 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:26,652 - I never... - ...out of control is my life. 1647 01:10:26,654 --> 01:10:27,786 That's not us, right? 1648 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,789 That was not me last night. 1649 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:32,491 - That was like two animals. - No, listen. Wild animals. 1650 01:10:32,493 --> 01:10:34,059 Sort of exploded. 1651 01:10:34,061 --> 01:10:37,062 - It was wrong. - A terrifying pornographic film. 1652 01:10:37,064 --> 01:10:39,331 It was wild. 1653 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,902 I think you should go talk to your dad. 1654 01:12:22,904 --> 01:12:25,937 Oh... I feel ridiculous. 1655 01:12:25,939 --> 01:12:27,807 What am I gonna say? 1656 01:12:27,809 --> 01:12:29,642 I don't know. Don't think about it. 1657 01:12:29,644 --> 01:12:32,879 Just-just let it happen. 1658 01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:34,981 I don't know. 1659 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:37,683 Knowing me, I'll just, you know, mess it all up, 1660 01:12:37,685 --> 01:12:42,421 and I'll-I'll blurt it out at the wrong time. 1661 01:12:42,423 --> 01:12:44,626 Well, you'll know when the time is right. 1662 01:12:48,829 --> 01:12:50,696 I love you. 1663 01:12:50,698 --> 01:12:52,197 - Don't say that. - I do. Why not? 1664 01:12:52,199 --> 01:12:54,433 - No, don't-no, don't say that. - I... 1665 01:12:54,435 --> 01:12:56,102 I know this can work. 1666 01:12:56,104 --> 01:13:00,705 No, I-I love my life, my-my home. 1667 01:13:00,707 --> 01:13:02,808 Yeah, you didn't say your husband. 1668 01:13:02,810 --> 01:13:04,643 We talked about this. 1669 01:13:04,645 --> 01:13:07,513 I-I told you that the only way I could continue 1670 01:13:07,515 --> 01:13:10,049 was if we were done by the time Eric got home. 1671 01:13:10,051 --> 01:13:13,885 You told me you understood. 1672 01:13:13,887 --> 01:13:15,987 Right? I mean, you said it yourself, 1673 01:13:15,989 --> 01:13:17,690 that we could treat this like a vacation 1674 01:13:17,692 --> 01:13:18,825 from our boring lives. 1675 01:13:18,827 --> 01:13:20,026 I know what I said, 1676 01:13:20,028 --> 01:13:21,527 but I don't know how to stop now. 1677 01:13:21,529 --> 01:13:24,464 I didn't think I was gonna feel this way. 1678 01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:25,834 Well, me neither. I mean, I... 1679 01:13:29,002 --> 01:13:31,236 I'm married. 1680 01:13:31,238 --> 01:13:34,742 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 1681 01:13:38,746 --> 01:13:40,612 You're still coming tomorrow, right? 1682 01:13:40,614 --> 01:13:42,882 What's tomorrow? 1683 01:13:42,884 --> 01:13:44,983 The surprise birthday dinner that I'm throwing for Kevin. 1684 01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,753 - Did you forget? - I... Are you crazy? 1685 01:13:47,755 --> 01:13:49,522 I can't come to your house. 1686 01:13:49,524 --> 01:13:51,590 - I can't see Eric. I-I can't. - Are you... No, no. 1687 01:13:51,592 --> 01:13:53,058 You have to come. It's done. 1688 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:54,960 You're coming, right? 1689 01:13:54,962 --> 01:13:57,662 I don't-I don't know any of Kevin's other friends. 1690 01:13:57,664 --> 01:13:59,165 You're the only one I invited. 1691 01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:00,900 I'm... 1692 01:14:00,902 --> 01:14:02,802 - Okay, okay. - Okay? 1693 01:14:02,804 --> 01:14:04,870 Okay, I'll come if you promise me one thing. 1694 01:14:04,872 --> 01:14:07,607 - Okay, what? - I know we can work. 1695 01:14:07,609 --> 01:14:11,210 Please, just think about it. Just think about it, okay? 1696 01:14:11,212 --> 01:14:12,678 Please? 1697 01:14:19,052 --> 01:14:20,253 - Okay. - Okay? 1698 01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:21,553 Okay. 1699 01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:40,772 God, it's just-it's just so good to hear. 1700 01:14:40,774 --> 01:14:42,775 Old May, she's still doin' well? 1701 01:14:42,777 --> 01:14:44,610 Yeah, she's doin' well. 1702 01:14:44,612 --> 01:14:45,878 I... Hey, listen. 1703 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,079 Look, thanks for meeting with me. 1704 01:14:47,081 --> 01:14:49,918 I, uh... The reason I called was, um... 1705 01:14:54,622 --> 01:14:59,558 All right, here it goes. 1706 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,660 I'm your son. 1707 01:15:01,662 --> 01:15:03,595 What? 1708 01:15:03,597 --> 01:15:07,266 Yeah, yeah. I'm-I'm-I'm your son. 1709 01:15:07,268 --> 01:15:09,268 - And you're sure? - Yeah, yeah, I'm... 1710 01:15:09,270 --> 01:15:11,070 She just told me. 1711 01:15:11,072 --> 01:15:14,339 Oh, oh, Jeez. That's heavy stuff. 1712 01:15:14,341 --> 01:15:15,907 - I know. I... - That's heavy stuff. 1713 01:15:15,909 --> 01:15:17,009 I'm not a kid. That's heavy stuff. 1714 01:15:17,011 --> 01:15:18,577 I know, I know, I know. 1715 01:15:18,579 --> 01:15:21,680 I mean, I-I-I don't know what to do, you know? 1716 01:15:21,682 --> 01:15:24,051 I don't-I don't know what we should do now. 1717 01:15:36,764 --> 01:15:37,862 Give your old man a hug. Come here. 1718 01:15:37,864 --> 01:15:39,865 Come here. Come here. 1719 01:15:39,867 --> 01:15:42,701 You're my boy, then you'll be my boy from this moment on. 1720 01:15:42,703 --> 01:15:45,604 Give us another round here, me and my son, right here. 1721 01:15:45,606 --> 01:15:46,938 Go ahead. 1722 01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:49,976 Oh, thank-thank you. Thank you. I was... 1723 01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:53,178 God, you're so cool. 1724 01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:56,182 Thank you... Dad. 1725 01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:58,750 Dad. Oh, Jesus, Dad. 1726 01:15:58,752 --> 01:16:00,885 Nobody ever called me that in my life. 1727 01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:02,955 I never was a dad. 1728 01:16:02,957 --> 01:16:04,857 - You know what's really unbelievable? - What? 1729 01:16:04,859 --> 01:16:06,826 For a kid in his 40's, you're so beautiful. 1730 01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:08,160 Come on. You gotta be great. 1731 01:16:08,162 --> 01:16:10,662 - You got her genes. - No, uh, not-not 40's. 1732 01:16:10,664 --> 01:16:13,299 I'm-I'm 31. 1733 01:16:13,301 --> 01:16:17,236 No, but it can't be, buddy. It can't be. 1734 01:16:17,238 --> 01:16:19,905 I haven't been with May in over 40 years. 1735 01:16:19,907 --> 01:16:22,040 Well, you must be remembering wrong, because... 1736 01:16:22,042 --> 01:16:25,277 No, no, kid, they-they sent me to war. 1737 01:16:25,279 --> 01:16:28,179 I got shipped out to Vietnam in 1969. 1738 01:16:28,181 --> 01:16:30,915 I mean, May and I were-were well over by then. 1739 01:16:30,917 --> 01:16:33,352 Well over. The timing is wrong. 1740 01:16:33,354 --> 01:16:35,153 I'm not your dad. Give me the drink anyway. 1741 01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:36,856 Give me the drink anyway. Don't worry about it. 1742 01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:38,424 Come on. Jesus. Come on, have your drink. 1743 01:16:38,426 --> 01:16:39,892 Come on. Have your drink. 1744 01:16:39,894 --> 01:16:42,260 - Thank you. - I'm sorry. 1745 01:16:42,262 --> 01:16:44,298 It's over. 1746 01:16:51,405 --> 01:16:52,437 All right. 1747 01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:54,773 I can't believe you! 1748 01:16:54,775 --> 01:16:58,009 Do you know how much money this is gonna cost me in therapy? 1749 01:16:58,011 --> 01:16:59,344 You said it would help you if you had a father, 1750 01:16:59,346 --> 01:17:01,246 so I gave you a father. 1751 01:17:01,248 --> 01:17:04,416 Can't you hear how crazy that is? 1752 01:17:04,418 --> 01:17:06,885 - It-it's like the Dumbo story. - What? 1753 01:17:06,887 --> 01:17:09,421 What the hell is the Dumbo story? 1754 01:17:09,423 --> 01:17:11,956 The crows gave him a magic feather, so he could fly, 1755 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:13,092 but he didn't really need it. 1756 01:17:13,094 --> 01:17:14,427 He could fly by himself, 1757 01:17:14,429 --> 01:17:16,094 but he didn't have the confidence. 1758 01:17:16,096 --> 01:17:18,263 What are you talking about? 1759 01:17:18,265 --> 01:17:20,132 Didn't I take you to see "Dumbo," when you were little? 1760 01:17:20,134 --> 01:17:22,835 - No! - Oh, what about "The Wizard of Oz"? 1761 01:17:22,837 --> 01:17:24,836 - No! - Oh, would you like to see them now? 1762 01:17:24,838 --> 01:17:28,307 No! I don't wanna watch them now! 1763 01:17:28,309 --> 01:17:31,076 How could you be so dishonest? 1764 01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:35,046 I never claimed that I was above lying. 1765 01:17:42,289 --> 01:17:46,325 Hey, guys, morning. Morning. Good morning. 1766 01:17:46,327 --> 01:17:48,360 Hey, Brad, where's that memo I asked for? 1767 01:17:48,362 --> 01:17:49,461 I'm just kidding. No memo. 1768 01:17:49,463 --> 01:17:52,100 Last day humor. See ya. 1769 01:17:54,435 --> 01:17:56,501 Can you hang on a second? Let me just finish this. 1770 01:17:56,503 --> 01:17:59,138 Okay, it's fine. Just don't be late, please. 1771 01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:00,406 I'm not gonna be late. Hang on just two seconds. 1772 01:18:00,408 --> 01:18:01,941 I'm gonna go run the errands. 1773 01:18:01,943 --> 01:18:03,075 Then I will go pick everything up and... 1774 01:18:03,077 --> 01:18:04,410 - Hey. - There's the man. 1775 01:18:04,412 --> 01:18:06,010 Gilby, hang on. Let me just send this. 1776 01:18:06,012 --> 01:18:08,046 Uh, okay, I can help, literally... 1777 01:18:08,048 --> 01:18:09,380 - Hang on a second. - Gary, on two. 1778 01:18:09,382 --> 01:18:10,950 Can you please hold him? I wanna talk to him. 1779 01:18:10,952 --> 01:18:12,151 I've been trying to reach him all day. 1780 01:18:12,153 --> 01:18:13,518 I'm gonna go. 1781 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:14,954 I might be able to help you in 15 minutes. 1782 01:18:14,956 --> 01:18:16,222 Just call me then. It's fine. 1783 01:18:16,224 --> 01:18:18,324 I'll see both of you, um, later. 1784 01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:19,959 - Yeah. - Bye. Au revoir. 1785 01:18:19,961 --> 01:18:21,427 You want me to help with her? 1786 01:18:21,429 --> 01:18:23,428 Could you help her with the groceries? 1787 01:18:23,430 --> 01:18:25,531 It will take ten minutes, then come back, and I want a full recap. 1788 01:18:25,533 --> 01:18:28,467 - Sure, yeah. See ya. Good to see ya. - Okay, okay, Gilby. 1789 01:18:28,469 --> 01:18:29,738 Okay, put him on. 1790 01:18:30,904 --> 01:18:31,840 Hey. 1791 01:18:43,951 --> 01:18:47,152 - What are you doing? - I told Eric I'd help you. 1792 01:18:47,154 --> 01:18:50,054 Hi. Excuse me. Hi. 1793 01:18:50,056 --> 01:18:51,726 What? 1794 01:18:57,064 --> 01:18:58,296 - When? When? - I can't do this right now. 1795 01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,932 - I don't know. - Gilby. 1796 01:18:59,934 --> 01:19:01,267 Hey, man. 1797 01:19:01,269 --> 01:19:02,300 - How are you? - Hey. 1798 01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:03,835 Wow, look at you. 1799 01:19:03,837 --> 01:19:05,905 You're lookin' bloody fantastic. 1800 01:19:08,141 --> 01:19:10,075 How are... This is Rachel. 1801 01:19:10,077 --> 01:19:11,811 - Hey. Hey. - Oh, hi. 1802 01:19:11,813 --> 01:19:13,245 Uh, what was your name? 1803 01:19:13,247 --> 01:19:14,513 - Sorry. Calvin. - Calvin. 1804 01:19:14,515 --> 01:19:16,281 Calvin. Calvin. Did I not say that? 1805 01:19:16,283 --> 01:19:18,150 So, how do you guys know each other? 1806 01:19:18,152 --> 01:19:20,885 I'm dating Gilby's sister, Sharon. 1807 01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:24,557 Oh, I didn't-I didn't know you had a sister. 1808 01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:26,959 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what? 1809 01:19:26,961 --> 01:19:29,093 - You guys should come to my dinner party tonight. - No! 1810 01:19:29,095 --> 01:19:31,362 - No? - No, I'm sure they can't. 1811 01:19:31,364 --> 01:19:33,898 - I'm sure you have plans. - No, we're totally free. 1812 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:36,000 - We really are. Yes. - You're kidding. 1813 01:19:36,002 --> 01:19:37,535 - That's great! - That is great. 1814 01:19:37,537 --> 01:19:39,037 It's actually Gilby's best friend's... 1815 01:19:39,039 --> 01:19:40,906 - My brother's birthday. - Okay. 1816 01:19:40,908 --> 01:19:43,142 - Does Kevin know your sister? - My what? 1817 01:19:43,144 --> 01:19:45,443 Uh, I mean, Sharon, yes. Yeah, Kevin knows Sharon. 1818 01:19:45,445 --> 01:19:46,879 - Well, this is great. - That's great. 1819 01:19:46,881 --> 01:19:48,513 Okay, so, I'm thinking, um, eightish. 1820 01:19:48,515 --> 01:19:49,848 - Is that... Does that work? - No, that works. 1821 01:19:49,850 --> 01:19:52,017 - Perfect. - Well, or-or don't. 1822 01:19:52,019 --> 01:19:53,952 You know, 8. I'm sorry. 1823 01:19:53,954 --> 01:19:55,321 She's usually not such a fascist. 1824 01:19:55,323 --> 01:19:56,321 I'm sorry. 1825 01:19:56,323 --> 01:19:57,623 Come by at 8. 1826 01:19:57,625 --> 01:19:59,157 At 8:30, the trains leave, you know? 1827 01:19:59,159 --> 01:20:00,459 - Settle down. - Come on. 1828 01:20:00,461 --> 01:20:02,327 - It's gonna be fine. - I don't know. 1829 01:20:02,329 --> 01:20:03,928 - It sounds like lots of fun, actually. - I don't know. 1830 01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:06,165 Hey, buddy, it was great bumping into you guys. 1831 01:20:06,167 --> 01:20:07,633 Really, you're lookin' great. 1832 01:20:07,635 --> 01:20:10,169 To think I was just about to walk right past ya. 1833 01:20:10,171 --> 01:20:11,402 Imagine that. 1834 01:20:11,404 --> 01:20:13,004 No, imagine if that had happened instead. 1835 01:20:13,006 --> 01:20:14,639 I don't know. What would have happened? 1836 01:20:14,641 --> 01:20:16,174 Eight p.m. You're all set, yeah. 1837 01:20:16,176 --> 01:20:17,442 Eight p.m. is fine. Great. 1838 01:20:17,444 --> 01:20:19,010 - So, I'll see you tonight. - Wonderful. 1839 01:20:19,012 --> 01:20:20,345 Unless you can't make it. 1840 01:20:20,347 --> 01:20:21,981 In which case, don't worry about it. 1841 01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,083 It's not a big deal if you have to cancel. 1842 01:20:24,085 --> 01:20:25,317 - Essentially, forget it. - Hey, Gilby, I think he's got it. 1843 01:20:25,319 --> 01:20:26,418 - I... - He's got it. 1844 01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:27,620 - Okay. - Okay. 1845 01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:29,021 So, I'll see you tonight, guys. 1846 01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:30,923 Okay, great. Thank you, by the way. 1847 01:20:30,925 --> 01:20:32,958 - Oh, no worries. Nice to meet you. - Or maybe not. 1848 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,294 If-if somethin' else comes up. 1849 01:20:35,296 --> 01:20:37,963 - I'll see you tonight. - I'm gonna see you tonight, as well, okay? 1850 01:20:37,965 --> 01:20:40,900 - Wait, wait. Rachel! - Tonight! 1851 01:20:40,902 --> 01:20:42,233 Oh, shit. 1852 01:21:09,262 --> 01:21:10,929 Hey, Eric. 1853 01:21:10,931 --> 01:21:13,065 - Hey, Brad. - Uh, can I talk to you for a minute? 1854 01:21:13,067 --> 01:21:15,099 Not a good time. I'm already late. 1855 01:21:15,101 --> 01:21:17,271 - It's real important. - Brad, please, can this wait? 1856 01:21:21,475 --> 01:21:23,879 Actually, Eric, we should talk about it right now. 1857 01:21:55,242 --> 01:21:57,041 I don't-I don't know where Eric is. 1858 01:21:57,043 --> 01:21:58,710 I'm sure he'll be here any minute. 1859 01:21:58,712 --> 01:22:01,080 I don't know what's keeping him. 1860 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,748 So, how about, in the meantime, 1861 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,750 - we listen to some music or something? - Music. 1862 01:22:05,752 --> 01:22:07,285 - Yeah? Good one? - That's a great idea. 1863 01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:08,486 You wanna show me? 1864 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:10,990 Sharon, I was... The other day... 1865 01:22:10,992 --> 01:22:12,991 I'm gonna... 1866 01:22:12,993 --> 01:22:14,259 No, I'm gonna... Yeah. 1867 01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:22,701 Hey-hey-hey, have-have you thought about... 1868 01:22:22,703 --> 01:22:24,602 - No. - No, no, you haven't? 1869 01:22:24,604 --> 01:22:26,037 We're not doing this. 1870 01:22:26,039 --> 01:22:27,473 What is goin' on here? 1871 01:22:27,475 --> 01:22:29,308 I'm trying to crack a vault or something. 1872 01:22:29,310 --> 01:22:31,309 What is going on here? 1873 01:22:31,311 --> 01:22:33,012 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 1874 01:22:33,014 --> 01:22:34,713 - Yeah, hey. - You're avoiding me, man. I can tell. 1875 01:22:34,715 --> 01:22:36,348 - What's goin' on? - What are you talking about? 1876 01:22:36,350 --> 01:22:38,083 I'm here at your-your birthday party. 1877 01:22:38,085 --> 01:22:39,451 Kicking and screaming, you came here. 1878 01:22:39,453 --> 01:22:40,686 You don't wanna call me. You don't return... 1879 01:22:40,688 --> 01:22:43,022 Hey, guys! Can I talk to you for a second? 1880 01:22:43,024 --> 01:22:45,190 - I was actually talking to him... - Just a second, though. 1881 01:22:45,192 --> 01:22:47,026 - Who's helping Melvin? - You should come with me. 1882 01:22:47,028 --> 01:22:48,259 - Okay, okay. - Here you go. Thank you. 1883 01:22:48,261 --> 01:22:49,594 - Sharon, I... - Come on. 1884 01:22:49,596 --> 01:22:52,397 Can I help with this? Turn the music on. 1885 01:22:52,399 --> 01:22:53,799 Music... I don't know how to work the god... 1886 01:22:53,801 --> 01:22:56,300 - Rachel, do you know how to... - Kevin, not now! 1887 01:22:56,302 --> 01:22:58,573 Whatever happened to "Happy Birthday" and a smile? 1888 01:23:00,106 --> 01:23:02,273 These all-in-one remotes never work. 1889 01:23:02,275 --> 01:23:06,711 I have no idea what is going on. 1890 01:23:06,713 --> 01:23:09,080 You think anyone else is gonna join us here? 1891 01:23:09,082 --> 01:23:10,749 God, I hope not. 1892 01:23:10,751 --> 01:23:12,451 Isn't this place really great? 1893 01:23:12,453 --> 01:23:14,753 Hey, who is she? Are you with her? 1894 01:23:14,755 --> 01:23:17,289 What? What? Rachel? Are you kidding? 1895 01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:19,357 She is my boss' wife, for God sakes. 1896 01:23:19,359 --> 01:23:22,061 What does that have to do with anything? 1897 01:23:22,063 --> 01:23:24,562 Well... Oh, hey, hey! 1898 01:23:24,564 --> 01:23:27,066 - Do you know how to work this thing? - Eric's here! Hey! 1899 01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:28,834 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh, my God! 1900 01:23:28,836 --> 01:23:31,202 - That's for sleeping with my wife! - Calm down. 1901 01:23:31,204 --> 01:23:33,472 - What? - Are you crazy, Eric? Calm down! 1902 01:23:33,474 --> 01:23:35,074 I know everything, Rachel. Don't deny it! 1903 01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:36,575 - What are you talking about? - How could you? 1904 01:23:36,577 --> 01:23:38,177 You all need to just calm down. 1905 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:40,579 This is one big misunderstanding. 1906 01:23:40,581 --> 01:23:43,281 Look, it's impossible for Gilby to sleep with your wife. 1907 01:23:43,283 --> 01:23:45,217 - Yes. - And why is that? 1908 01:23:45,219 --> 01:23:47,152 Because Gilby is gay. 1909 01:23:47,154 --> 01:23:48,352 - What? - What? 1910 01:23:48,354 --> 01:23:49,554 Yeah. 1911 01:23:49,556 --> 01:23:50,722 - You're gay? - Yeah. 1912 01:23:50,724 --> 01:23:52,624 - Okay. - Oh, Jesus. 1913 01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:55,530 Guys... I am gay. 1914 01:23:57,797 --> 01:23:59,731 I'm gay. So, we're gay. 1915 01:23:59,733 --> 01:24:01,433 No, I'm not gay! 1916 01:24:01,435 --> 01:24:03,835 All right, I admit it, Rachel and I were together. 1917 01:24:03,837 --> 01:24:06,338 - What? - You were cheating on me? You asshole! 1918 01:24:06,340 --> 01:24:07,738 - What are you doing? - Excuse me, what? 1919 01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:09,641 You're sleeping with your brother? 1920 01:24:09,643 --> 01:24:12,177 - Oh, my God, you are sick! - What is wrong with you? 1921 01:24:12,179 --> 01:24:13,711 What kind of degenerate are you? 1922 01:24:13,713 --> 01:24:16,115 - No, no. - That's sick. That's bad. 1923 01:24:16,117 --> 01:24:17,516 No, no. 1924 01:24:17,518 --> 01:24:19,518 She's not my sister! 1925 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:20,518 Then who is she? 1926 01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:21,820 I am Gilby's girlfriend. 1927 01:24:21,822 --> 01:24:23,421 - What? - Kind of. 1928 01:24:23,423 --> 01:24:25,456 - Ex! Ex-girlfriend! - What the hell is goin' on? 1929 01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,226 Why don't you tell Rachel about your company, Gilby? 1930 01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:28,861 - What are you talking about? - He never had a company. 1931 01:24:28,863 --> 01:24:30,528 Brad ran a background search on this creep. 1932 01:24:30,530 --> 01:24:32,397 He's a complete scam artist. 1933 01:24:32,399 --> 01:24:34,133 It sounds worse than it is. 1934 01:24:34,135 --> 01:24:36,134 So, you lied to me about everything. 1935 01:24:36,136 --> 01:24:37,803 No, I was never more honest in my life 1936 01:24:37,805 --> 01:24:39,338 than when I was lying about all that stuff. 1937 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,373 Gilby, You know what? I need you to get out. 1938 01:24:41,375 --> 01:24:45,510 I wasn't lying when I said I loved you. 1939 01:24:45,512 --> 01:24:48,446 Would everybody stop hitting me? 1940 01:24:48,448 --> 01:24:50,148 Oh, my! 1941 01:24:50,150 --> 01:24:53,418 Everyone get the hell out of my house. Now! 1942 01:24:54,688 --> 01:24:56,621 I have just one question. 1943 01:24:56,623 --> 01:24:58,257 If you press the auxiliary 2 button, 1944 01:24:58,259 --> 01:24:59,558 is that the video monitor, or the... 1945 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:00,728 Get out! 1946 01:25:04,198 --> 01:25:06,330 Ow. 1947 01:25:08,668 --> 01:25:12,170 Well, you must just be so proud of yourself. 1948 01:25:12,172 --> 01:25:13,738 Oh, give it a rest, Sharon. 1949 01:25:13,740 --> 01:25:15,807 I started seeing her after you broke up with me. 1950 01:25:15,809 --> 01:25:17,679 - Did you, really? - Yeah. 1951 01:25:18,945 --> 01:25:20,379 Do you really love her? 1952 01:25:20,381 --> 01:25:21,847 I'm standing right here, guys. 1953 01:25:21,849 --> 01:25:24,449 - Do you mind? - Oh, really? Is that where you are? 1954 01:25:24,451 --> 01:25:26,652 Hey, in fairness to long hair McCat here, 1955 01:25:26,654 --> 01:25:29,888 he's the only one who hasn't been full of shit all night. 1956 01:25:29,890 --> 01:25:31,822 My birthday night. 1957 01:25:31,824 --> 01:25:33,692 Thanks. 1958 01:25:33,694 --> 01:25:35,227 Happy birthday. 1959 01:25:35,229 --> 01:25:36,562 - Oh, happy birthday, - Oh, that's so nice. 1960 01:25:36,564 --> 01:25:37,629 I honestly wish you'd never been born. 1961 01:25:37,631 --> 01:25:39,567 I've never had a worse time. 1962 01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:47,505 - Hey, do you? - What? 1963 01:25:47,507 --> 01:25:49,508 - Do you love her? - Why? 1964 01:25:49,510 --> 01:25:51,242 Why d-why do you care? What does it matter? 1965 01:25:51,244 --> 01:25:52,577 She obviously hates me. 1966 01:25:52,579 --> 01:25:54,412 Sharon, can we just go? 1967 01:25:54,414 --> 01:25:56,781 Just you go. Just-just go home, okay? 1968 01:25:56,783 --> 01:25:58,349 I just need to talk to him for a minute. 1969 01:25:58,351 --> 01:26:00,619 You know what? Fine! 1970 01:26:05,359 --> 01:26:06,959 - Do you love her? - What about Calvin? 1971 01:26:06,961 --> 01:26:09,361 - You love him? - No. 1972 01:26:09,363 --> 01:26:12,867 Well, what do you expect? You screwed me over, Sharon. 1973 01:26:17,637 --> 01:26:20,472 - I'm sorry. - Oh, come on. 1974 01:26:20,474 --> 01:26:21,839 - Come on. - Gilby, I'm sorry. 1975 01:26:21,841 --> 01:26:23,744 Come on, stop. 1976 01:26:26,012 --> 01:26:28,580 Come on. 1977 01:26:29,917 --> 01:26:32,017 Come on. Don't cry. 1978 01:26:32,019 --> 01:26:34,452 What was the word you used? "Seeking?" 1979 01:26:34,454 --> 01:26:36,420 Yeah, that's why you needed the gurus and the yogis. 1980 01:26:36,422 --> 01:26:37,589 That's why we spent all that money, 1981 01:26:37,591 --> 01:26:38,889 because they needed to help you 1982 01:26:38,891 --> 01:26:41,626 on your path to-to spiritual enlightenment. 1983 01:26:41,628 --> 01:26:43,461 And yet, you're completely morally bankrupt. 1984 01:26:43,463 --> 01:26:45,296 - I'm not... - I haven't finished yet! 1985 01:26:45,298 --> 01:26:46,999 What happened to your quest for the truth? 1986 01:26:47,001 --> 01:26:49,433 I'm not happy! 1987 01:26:49,435 --> 01:26:51,570 Eric, I'm not happy, 1988 01:26:51,572 --> 01:26:54,639 and I haven't been for a very long time. 1989 01:26:54,641 --> 01:26:57,308 How can you not be happy? I've given you everything, 1990 01:26:57,310 --> 01:26:58,843 and you're still not satisfied! 1991 01:26:58,845 --> 01:27:01,979 That's exactly it, right there, what you just said. 1992 01:27:01,981 --> 01:27:05,220 It was never about any of this, okay? 1993 01:27:07,354 --> 01:27:09,388 Listen, I am not trying to make any excuses 1994 01:27:09,390 --> 01:27:12,491 because I know I screwed up. 1995 01:27:12,493 --> 01:27:15,693 And I never intentionally meant to hurt you. 1996 01:27:15,695 --> 01:27:17,595 Well, you got what you needed... 1997 01:27:17,597 --> 01:27:19,634 permanent change. 1998 01:27:24,704 --> 01:27:27,673 My God. 1999 01:27:46,694 --> 01:27:48,326 Everything's great. 2000 01:27:48,328 --> 01:27:50,394 I mean, I finally understand what it means 2001 01:27:50,396 --> 01:27:53,999 to be in a-in a real relationship, now. 2002 01:27:54,001 --> 01:27:56,434 And we moved in together, and th-that's great. 2003 01:27:56,436 --> 01:27:59,004 Uh, I got a great job. 2004 01:27:59,006 --> 01:28:02,040 Our future looks great. 2005 01:28:02,042 --> 01:28:04,476 Hey, Gil, look what just came in. 2006 01:28:04,478 --> 01:28:06,445 What? Oh, wow, look! 2007 01:28:06,447 --> 01:28:07,978 This is so cool. Look at you! 2008 01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:12,049 Hey-hey, I'm so proud of you. 2009 01:28:12,051 --> 01:28:14,018 Thank you. 2010 01:28:14,020 --> 01:28:17,054 Listen, can we promise to just 2011 01:28:17,056 --> 01:28:19,758 never lie to each other again? 2012 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,058 - Absolutely. - Yeah? 2013 01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:23,661 I promise. 2014 01:28:23,663 --> 01:28:25,496 But, if you ever have a meaningless affair, 2015 01:28:25,498 --> 01:28:27,031 I don't wanna hear about it. 2016 01:28:27,033 --> 01:28:29,500 What-what... That would be lying. 2017 01:28:29,502 --> 01:28:32,504 Well, not if I don't ask. 2018 01:28:32,506 --> 01:28:33,839 Why? Did you sleep with Calvin? 2019 01:28:33,841 --> 01:28:36,808 Gilby, I already told you. I didn't do that. 2020 01:28:36,810 --> 01:28:39,044 You don't need to ask again. 2021 01:28:39,046 --> 01:28:42,380 - You wanna know why he never made a move on you? - Why? 2022 01:28:42,382 --> 01:28:45,083 I told him you'd like him a lot more if he didn't kiss you. 2023 01:28:45,085 --> 01:28:47,486 Yeah, I was like, "Hey, I know my sister, 2024 01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:49,920 "and if you move too fast, she will dump you." 2025 01:28:51,658 --> 01:28:53,592 You are so smart. 2026 01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:55,059 Yeah. 2027 01:28:55,061 --> 01:28:57,763 Sharon was wild in bed. 2028 01:28:57,765 --> 01:28:59,731 She was crazed all the time, really. 2029 01:28:59,733 --> 01:29:02,134 Like, she wore me out. 2030 01:29:02,136 --> 01:29:04,902 Oh, God. So you loved it? 2031 01:29:04,904 --> 01:29:06,804 It was fun. 2032 01:29:06,806 --> 01:29:08,673 All right, I shouldn't have asked. 2033 01:29:08,675 --> 01:29:10,845 Hey... 2034 01:29:12,779 --> 01:29:17,482 you aren't, um, jealous, are you? 2035 01:29:17,484 --> 01:29:19,918 No, I'm-I'm just surprised she gave you 2036 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,086 such a thrill ride. 2037 01:29:22,088 --> 01:29:24,958 That's right. Regular thrill-seeker. 2038 01:29:28,662 --> 01:29:30,698 You're forgiven. 2039 01:29:31,864 --> 01:29:34,665 Hey, Andy. Where's Ann? 2040 01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:36,934 - Please don't remind me. - What do you mean? 2041 01:29:36,936 --> 01:29:39,470 Oh, I guess you didn't hear. 2042 01:29:39,472 --> 01:29:40,772 - We broke up. - Oh, my God! 2043 01:29:40,774 --> 01:29:42,607 - You're kidding me. - Yeah. 2044 01:29:42,609 --> 01:29:44,779 I always kid about matters of the heart. 2045 01:29:46,012 --> 01:29:47,711 Ann wasn't right for me. 2046 01:29:47,713 --> 01:29:49,947 Plus, she slept with my sister's boyfriend. 2047 01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:52,918 - So, there's that. - Wow. 2048 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:54,518 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 2049 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:57,121 I thought you guys were so perfect together. 2050 01:29:57,123 --> 01:29:59,023 Really? Did you? 2051 01:29:59,025 --> 01:30:01,092 Yeah. 2052 01:30:01,094 --> 01:30:03,797 Namaste, asshole. 2053 01:30:06,733 --> 01:30:09,668 I just feel so guilty all the time. 2054 01:30:09,670 --> 01:30:11,535 Why can't I stop thinkin' about Rachel? 2055 01:30:11,537 --> 01:30:13,804 I mean, I-I-I have everything I want. 2056 01:30:13,806 --> 01:30:16,074 Everything really is great. 2057 01:30:16,076 --> 01:30:19,878 And that situation was totally wrong. 2058 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,246 I-I mean, I don't even want her, 2059 01:30:22,248 --> 01:30:24,215 or anything like that, anymore. 2060 01:30:24,217 --> 01:30:27,085 It sounds to me like you need closure. 2061 01:30:27,087 --> 01:30:29,821 Have you even spoken to her since that night? 2062 01:30:29,823 --> 01:30:31,690 No. 2063 01:30:31,692 --> 01:30:33,724 Maybe that's why you're still struggling with this. 2064 01:30:33,726 --> 01:30:36,093 Why don't you just call her? 2065 01:30:36,095 --> 01:30:37,696 I can't do that. 2066 01:30:37,698 --> 01:30:39,697 Why? 2067 01:30:39,699 --> 01:30:41,232 Sharon and I are in a really good place. 2068 01:30:41,234 --> 01:30:43,567 We're being totally honest with each other. 2069 01:30:43,569 --> 01:30:46,170 I'm not suggesting anything salacious here. 2070 01:30:46,172 --> 01:30:48,839 A simple conversation is not a crime. 2071 01:31:15,702 --> 01:31:17,704 Hi. 2072 01:31:20,006 --> 01:31:21,639 Gilby. 2073 01:31:21,641 --> 01:31:23,875 Hey, how are you? 2074 01:31:23,877 --> 01:31:27,044 I'm good. I'm good. 2075 01:31:27,046 --> 01:31:30,147 I haven't seen you around yoga, lately. 2076 01:31:30,149 --> 01:31:32,584 Oh, yeah, I don't-I don't do that anymore. 2077 01:31:32,586 --> 01:31:35,553 It was just a-a phase, I guess. 2078 01:31:35,555 --> 01:31:37,155 Oh, really? 2079 01:31:37,157 --> 01:31:38,990 Yeah. 2080 01:31:38,992 --> 01:31:42,059 Yeah, all that seeking stuff. 2081 01:31:42,061 --> 01:31:45,162 Maybe I just had too much time on my hands. 2082 01:31:45,164 --> 01:31:47,568 Actually, maybe all I needed was a job. 2083 01:31:49,936 --> 01:31:52,102 So, what are you doing here? 2084 01:31:52,104 --> 01:31:55,040 Uh, I'm not really sure, to be honest. 2085 01:31:55,042 --> 01:31:58,646 Um, everything ended so weird. 2086 01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:04,081 Rachel... I'm really sorry. 2087 01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:05,916 Oh, come on. 2088 01:32:05,918 --> 01:32:08,018 Shit happens, right? 2089 01:32:08,020 --> 01:32:09,653 Just forget it. 2090 01:32:12,725 --> 01:32:14,925 You don't hate me? 2091 01:32:14,927 --> 01:32:17,227 No, I don't hate anybody. 2092 01:32:17,229 --> 01:32:20,165 It's a complete waste of energy. 2093 01:32:20,167 --> 01:32:21,900 I know I was a mess then, 2094 01:32:21,902 --> 01:32:25,035 but that time really changed me. 2095 01:32:25,037 --> 01:32:29,074 I mean, y-you really changed me. 2096 01:32:29,076 --> 01:32:31,045 You were a good friend. 2097 01:32:35,349 --> 01:32:37,749 Look... 2098 01:32:37,751 --> 01:32:39,250 you never really knew me, 2099 01:32:39,252 --> 01:32:42,821 and I had no idea who you were. 2100 01:32:42,823 --> 01:32:46,090 Hey, for what it's worth, I thought it was special. 2101 01:32:46,092 --> 01:32:47,726 I think you're romanticizing 2102 01:32:47,728 --> 01:32:49,827 something that was never really there. 2103 01:32:49,829 --> 01:32:52,296 Wow. 2104 01:32:52,298 --> 01:32:54,299 Wow. 2105 01:32:54,301 --> 01:32:55,799 I never thought about it that way, 2106 01:32:55,801 --> 01:32:58,204 but I-I guess you're right. 2107 01:32:59,773 --> 01:33:02,706 Yeah. 2108 01:33:02,708 --> 01:33:05,110 Go home, Gilby. 2109 01:33:05,112 --> 01:33:06,910 We can still be friends. 2110 01:33:06,912 --> 01:33:08,949 We never really were. 2111 01:33:11,318 --> 01:33:14,885 I just don't know exactly... 2112 01:33:14,887 --> 01:33:17,789 I wish I had the words. 2113 01:33:17,791 --> 01:33:21,393 I don't know what to say. 2114 01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:23,731 Just say goodbye. 2115 01:33:30,037 --> 01:33:32,102 Goodbye. 2116 01:33:54,161 --> 01:33:55,695 Oh, take it off. 2117 01:33:58,334 --> 01:34:03,334 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2118 01:34:03,336 --> 01:34:05,903 Unsnap my bra. 2119 01:34:05,905 --> 01:34:07,472 - No-no-no. - Just take it off. Just take it off! 2120 01:34:07,474 --> 01:34:08,839 - I'm just gonna rip it. - What are you talking about? 2121 01:34:08,841 --> 01:34:10,375 - No-no-no. - Just kiss me. 153643