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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,670 The Sensuous Nurse 1 00:01:20,969 --> 00:01:22,670 No, no, no, don't worry! 2 00:01:23,269 --> 00:01:25,989 Even though it starts back there, it's an amusing story. 3 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:28,469 Please let me introduce myself: 4 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:32,349 I'm the idiot who left the wipers on, 5 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,930 Mr. Leonida Bottacin. 6 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:38,090 A man of honest virtues. 7 00:01:38,420 --> 00:01:40,030 Enlightened entrepreneur. 8 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,959 Age: something-two. 9 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,110 Widower. 10 00:01:43,219 --> 00:01:45,150 Understand? A widower. 11 00:01:45,859 --> 00:01:48,030 And it's for this reason alone that the story 12 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,299 started in such a mournful place. 13 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:52,939 Because you need to know that from the day 14 00:01:53,299 --> 00:01:55,409 my incomparable consort was cruelly 15 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:57,879 stolen from me by adverse destiny 16 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:01,250 l came here, unconsoled and inconsolable, every 17 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:04,579 Wednesday and Saturday to bring flowers to her grave. 18 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,829 Please note the fresh lilies. 19 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,169 And given that it was a Wednesday, on being informed 20 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:14,879 by the grave-digger's wife by phone that I felt ill, 21 00:02:15,659 --> 00:02:18,409 my loving, kind but dismayed nephews 22 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:21,879 quickly abandoned their serious duties 23 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,319 and came to succour me at the cemetery. 24 00:02:26,199 --> 00:02:29,270 One beautiful day we'll see 25 00:02:29,969 --> 00:02:32,780 a wisp of smoke rising 26 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:36,250 at the far edge of the sea. 27 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,689 Rapid and invisible dashes the submersible. 28 00:02:38,979 --> 00:02:40,560 Straight and sound goes the torpedo. 29 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,789 And then the ship appears. 30 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,039 You motherfucker! 31 00:03:03,469 --> 00:03:06,159 Oh, I'm sorry, Benito! Wait while l clean you off. Wait. 32 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:08,280 Leave it! Don't bother. 33 00:03:10,039 --> 00:03:13,500 Look at that other idiot, he's flattening the battery. 34 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,129 Bringing flowers for poor auntie's fine, 35 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:22,780 but not in the rain. 36 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:25,919 Hope he has a heart attack, old fool. 37 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:27,789 He comes less often now. 38 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:31,379 You remember when she died he brought flowers every day. 39 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:33,669 And lilies, not just daisies. 40 00:03:33,969 --> 00:03:36,400 5 years of lilies at 1,500 lire each, 41 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,759 it's practically a fortune. 42 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,229 And that tight-arse unscrews the light bulbs at home! 43 00:03:40,879 --> 00:03:44,009 Over here, quick! Over here! He's in the house. 44 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,710 Quickly, for god's sake, quickly! 45 00:03:56,189 --> 00:03:57,889 Uncle Leonida! 46 00:03:58,189 --> 00:04:02,500 Take him away, there's no time to waste. Quickly! 47 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:05,039 How do you feel? What's the problem? 48 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,569 Who brought him here? 49 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,169 He came on foot. He knew the way. 50 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:11,560 Oh,so he felt bad at aunt's grave 51 00:04:11,909 --> 00:04:13,930 and came here to ask for help. 52 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,949 To be honest, he was as fine as ever when he arrived. 53 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,259 - So? - So you've got to take him away. 54 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,509 Right now! 55 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:25,600 My dear woman we can't treat him badly. 56 00:04:26,189 --> 00:04:28,939 He's had a heart attack he needs an ambulance! 57 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,990 But my husband's on his way! 58 00:04:31,529 --> 00:04:33,259 Your husband... Your husband will understand! 59 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,990 And if he understands he'll give us a beating. 60 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,589 Pussy, boner, pussy... 61 00:04:40,129 --> 00:04:43,730 Poor man, he liked it a lot. 62 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,370 My nephews decided it was obviously 63 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:02,160 best not to wait for an ambulance. 64 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,300 They threw me in the car and, 65 00:05:04,589 --> 00:05:07,810 concealing the reason for my illness from everyone, 66 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:09,910 they took me home. 67 00:05:10,699 --> 00:05:13,889 And here, while Dr. Pavan was treating my body, 68 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:17,759 Father Attilio, after having read the Last Rites, 69 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,199 desperately tried to save my soul with a Rosary. 70 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,269 All our servants were there: Nane and Tosca. 71 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:27,810 My poor Ramona's three nephews, 72 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,199 children of one of her brothers who died in Albania: 73 00:05:30,949 --> 00:05:32,620 Gustavo, a retired soldier; 74 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,730 naughty Jole; 75 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:37,449 and Italia, the youngest, 76 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:40,750 who having married the expert oenologist Benito Marroto, 77 00:05:41,529 --> 00:05:43,779 had unfortunately brought him home too. 78 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,360 This one crying is Adone, 79 00:05:48,439 --> 00:05:49,430 the son of Jole 80 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:50,899 and somebody... 81 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,230 who preferred to remain incognito. 82 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:13,319 Pussy, boner, pussy... 83 00:06:17,829 --> 00:06:19,029 Did he say something? 84 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:21,050 l didn't hear. 85 00:06:21,699 --> 00:06:22,569 Sounded like it to me. 86 00:06:28,579 --> 00:06:31,920 Pussy, boner... 87 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:36,720 - ... Ramona? - Ramona! Ramona! 88 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:39,670 - Yes, poor aunt Ramona! - He called her Mona. 89 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,209 Oh yes, Mona... 90 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:43,120 Pussy, boner... 91 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,329 Doctor, tell us for god's sake! 92 00:07:16,189 --> 00:07:17,529 Well, sadly there's not much to say. 93 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,850 It's unlikely he'll survive the night. 94 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,079 Isn't there anything for it? 95 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:23,579 Pray. 96 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:25,310 And what was l doing? 97 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:29,949 Benito Varotto, 98 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,639 expert oenologist for Bottacin & Co. 99 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,040 Yes, Mr. Kitch. Can l speak to him? Thank you. 100 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:35,750 Come, come!. 101 00:07:39,649 --> 00:07:42,230 Mr. Kitch, good night. No, I don't speak English. 102 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:45,399 Remember me? Benito Varotto? 103 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,329 No, not Cagotto, Varotto! 104 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,089 Too kind... 105 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:51,519 Listen, 106 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:53,399 can we talk about that thing again? 107 00:07:54,029 --> 00:07:55,930 Still interested? Oh, good, good! 108 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,500 No, in truth the gentleman hasn't changed his mind, 109 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,199 he's, he's... - Changing his life! 110 00:08:01,569 --> 00:08:02,939 He's changing his life!? 111 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,949 No, he's at the point of death, poor man. 112 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,870 You know: today here, gone tomorrow... 113 00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:09,699 Tomorrow morning's fine! 114 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,120 You'll come to the firm, I'll expect you. 115 00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:14,990 Nane? 116 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,649 - Yes? - I'm scared. 117 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:18,490 Who's going to come at this hour? 118 00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:20,750 That's why I'm scared! You could be a brute. 119 00:08:21,189 --> 00:08:22,649 Oh, don't break my balls. 120 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:27,290 Let's have a drink while the old man's still breathing. 121 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,199 Bastards! Looters! 122 00:08:34,399 --> 00:08:38,179 VINEYARD COMM. LEONIDA BOTTACIN & CO. 123 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:48,029 VINEYARD BOTTACIN & VAROTTO 124 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,330 Nothing for me? 125 00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:02,950 If you want a drink you must stick to the deal. 126 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,990 No, it's too cold here! 127 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,340 The wine will heat you up! 128 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,149 So, I'll have a drink first. 129 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,279 Oh no, my dear! 130 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,169 You won't cheat me. 131 00:09:20,779 --> 00:09:22,480 - A quick bang first. - No. 132 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,669 Give it to me. 133 00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:40,809 It's really good. 134 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,669 Now see how good this is. 135 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:45,220 It's like fire! 136 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:47,269 Tosca, look. Look, Tosca! 137 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,539 Let me taste it. 138 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:51,850 No. 139 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:53,730 The blouse... 140 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:54,799 No! 141 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:13,259 Some more... 142 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,470 What are you doing? You're spilling all of it. 143 00:10:23,309 --> 00:10:24,710 Ah, this is the best of all. 144 00:10:25,049 --> 00:10:25,809 Another one? 145 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,159 Yes, another one. 146 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,169 I've got the shoes. 147 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,690 Oh no, my dear! The shoes are not included 148 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:33,860 now it's the knickers' turn. 149 00:10:34,289 --> 00:10:36,159 No, no, no. The knickers, no! 150 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:37,129 The knickers, no! 151 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:38,860 Well, the bar's closed then. 152 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,840 l told you no looking. 153 00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:15,490 A litre a bang? 154 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,549 - Are you drunk? - Always! 155 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,429 Hands off, you rude man! 156 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,019 - Two litres! - l said no! 157 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:25,870 Three litres! 158 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,539 Oh, you maniac! 159 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,070 I'll give you "maniac"! 160 00:11:37,419 --> 00:11:39,059 Butterfly, butterfly? 161 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,210 Where are you going, butterfly? 162 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:42,980 All nude and naughty, 163 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:44,929 there's a hornet coming 164 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,019 with his big sting. 165 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,750 A bang. 166 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:53,690 A bang! 167 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,919 Just one bang. 168 00:11:58,610 --> 00:11:59,720 A bang! 169 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:06,679 Oh, Mr. Benito! 170 00:12:08,049 --> 00:12:09,690 Oh, it's the butterfly. 171 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,029 Run home now! 172 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,610 Shameless woman! 173 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:20,350 Whore! 174 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,070 You're always drunk. Come here! 175 00:12:26,269 --> 00:12:28,169 You're a thief, thief, thief. 176 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,870 Now the old man's dying you'll see... 177 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,090 Oh right, but we were having a little orgy. 178 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,250 I'll give you an orgy! Go away! 179 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,720 Go home now! 180 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,909 Thank you, Mr. Kitch. 181 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,070 As I was saying, we sole heirs... 182 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,370 Thanks a lot. 183 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,559 We sole heirs 184 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,340 have always liked your idea, 185 00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:39,000 Mr. Kitch. 186 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,509 The participation of your company 187 00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:44,350 at the capital level 188 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,289 could open up the international market for us. 189 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:49,830 So Bottacin & Co. would be transformed 190 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,029 into a leading company in the sector, agreed? 191 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,240 Poor Mr. Bottacin couldn't understand. 192 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:56,019 He had the old-fashioned mentality 193 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:57,809 of old-time entrepreneurs, 194 00:13:58,159 --> 00:13:59,590 with all due respect to his efforts. 195 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,980 While it was you in the multi-nationals 196 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,860 who made us understand we could no longer survive as 197 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,509 artisans, because the consumers want to consume, right? 198 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,860 The vintage wine lover 199 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,730 is becoming ever rarer. 200 00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:17,159 Today people prefer quantity to quality, 201 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,769 coloured water to good wine. 202 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,620 Now it's time for an aperitif, as they say! 203 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:27,919 Okay, Mr. Varotto. 204 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,440 Seeing as we're all agreed... 205 00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:33,309 Oh, you Americans... 206 00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:34,929 l admire you! 207 00:14:35,529 --> 00:14:36,730 Always straight to the point... 208 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,070 We say... 209 00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,360 Right, right. 210 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,450 The fact is that we're all agreed, 211 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,809 apart from the deceased 212 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:53,450 who isn't deceased yet... 213 00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,230 Mr Bottacin... 214 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,370 isn't dead? 215 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,179 No, meaning yes. 216 00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:07,049 It's as if he was. 217 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,139 I'm expecting the call anytime now. 218 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,730 If you'll permit me, I'll call home. 219 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,879 Who's that? Tosca? 220 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,190 Get me my wife. 221 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,460 Well, Italia? 222 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,299 He's in a coma! 223 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:53,399 What does the doctor say? 224 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,259 36 hours. 225 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,059 Does he guarantee it? 226 00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:00,850 It's fatal. 227 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,120 Yes, good. 228 00:16:05,289 --> 00:16:07,039 36 hours. 229 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,330 But every hour 230 00:16:10,059 --> 00:16:11,230 is fatal. 231 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,190 Be optimistic, yes, but be prudent. 232 00:16:33,779 --> 00:16:35,799 It's true he's survived the 36 hours, 233 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:39,279 and this is a positive fact which gives great hope. 234 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:42,080 But let's not count chickens, 235 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,629 a second attack would be fatal. 236 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,490 Fatal? 237 00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:47,019 Fatal, fatal. 238 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,730 There's a sword of Damocles over his head. 239 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,470 l dare say 240 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:51,830 a lot depends on you all. 241 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,240 Us? 242 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:54,909 Obviously! 243 00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:57,269 It's as if the gentleman died 244 00:16:58,669 --> 00:16:59,809 and was reborn! 245 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,549 You've got to treat him like a new-born baby, 246 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,599 wrap him in cotton wool. 247 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,160 Don't leave him alone for a minute. 248 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,519 Indeed in this respect I'd recommend 249 00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:13,170 trusting in specialist assistance. 250 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:14,670 Meaning? 251 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,029 A qualified nurse 252 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,240 who'll be with him 24 hours a day. 253 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:19,819 She'll know what to do 254 00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:21,789 in an emergency. 255 00:17:22,259 --> 00:17:23,839 Of course, a nurse. Alright. 256 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:26,329 Alright. 257 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,960 Uncle Leonida? 258 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,049 l think he'll survive us all! 259 00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,319 Really! Mum, he's better! 260 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,700 Come on! Cheer up, 261 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,049 the worst is over! 262 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,539 - Madam, I'll pass by this evening. - Thank you. 263 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:50,769 - Thank you,doctor. - Madam, see you this evening. 264 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:52,529 Benito. 265 00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,579 Colonel. Goodbye. 266 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,460 Goodbye. 267 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,630 Good god! 268 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,319 What, what, what will l say to the Americans?! 269 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,259 - What can l invent? - Quiet, Benito! 270 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,680 Calm down! Quiet Benito, you can be heard! 271 00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:26,549 That clown, that charlatan! 272 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,529 - He can't even treat cows! - Benito! 273 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:31,690 He can't distinguish a heart attack from a hernia! 274 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,240 "36 fataI hours"! 275 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,309 Not 35, not 37, but 36! 276 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:38,069 "Fatal, fatal, fatal," my arse! 277 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,750 Benito, don't be vulgar. 278 00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:41,359 Gustavo, don't break my balls. 279 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,400 But Benito, it's not the doctor's fault he's not dead. 280 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,079 Oh,"it's not the doctor's fault he's not dead". 281 00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:48,529 "He won't survive the night". "He'll survive us all"! 282 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,569 The Americans will wait like everybody else. 283 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,619 The Americans are waiting 284 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,640 to say "cheers" with Bottacin wine. 285 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:58,849 What will l say to Mr. Kitch?! 286 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,759 What do you want to do? Kill him? 287 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,509 We can only wait 288 00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:10,890 and hope. 289 00:19:15,509 --> 00:19:17,470 Weeds never die. 290 00:19:18,349 --> 00:19:21,220 Well, now that he's better I can say... 291 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,299 he's a big hypocrite! 292 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,559 Novenas and rosaries at home but outside... 293 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:30,210 Lying in shirt and socks 294 00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:32,900 on that cow's bed 295 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,599 close to poor Aunt Ramona's grave. 296 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,369 A hypocrite and a pig too. 297 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,900 Lunch is getting cold. 298 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,380 We're not hungry! 299 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,069 Tosca... 300 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,910 Yes, sir?. 301 00:19:49,779 --> 00:19:51,509 Didn't Mr. Bottacin try it on with you? 302 00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,660 You know... a kiss, a fondle? 303 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,480 What a question, Mr. Benito... 304 00:19:57,349 --> 00:19:58,519 Come on, speak! 305 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,069 To be honest, soon after Madam died. 306 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,329 Even inside the house! 307 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,150 But then he told me he'd become celibate. 308 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,470 Celibate? ln reality he'd found the grave-digger's wife. 309 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,849 A really dirty man. 310 00:20:16,269 --> 00:20:17,849 A perverted dirty man. 311 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:20,400 Practically a necrophiliac. 312 00:20:21,539 --> 00:20:24,170 We could always get the grave-digger's wife as a nurse! 313 00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:28,099 How can it be that you always have such stupid thoughts! 314 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,299 No, no, no. 315 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,160 It's definitely not stupid. 316 00:20:39,829 --> 00:20:40,910 Oh, fuck off! 317 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:43,309 You're over-revving it, it's not a Fiat 500! 318 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,170 Excuse me, but sometimes you've got to. 319 00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:49,440 You need to know that two years before 320 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:52,579 my illness that mongoloid Benito managed to become 321 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,569 a fracture champion when he fell out of the bath. 322 00:20:56,009 --> 00:20:58,789 Femur, tibia, fibula, humerus, ulna and radius. 323 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,839 To put him back together, 324 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,990 we had to take him to Switzerland 325 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,789 to a famous orthopedic clinic 326 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,019 where he spent over 8 months 327 00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:09,220 and made... 328 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:11,170 his good acquaintances. 329 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,009 Car? 330 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,250 Yes. 331 00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:16,900 All busted up? 332 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,130 Yes. 333 00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:19,529 Suffer, you kraut! 334 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,519 Very kind! Thank you... thank you... 335 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,339 My pleasure, cunt. 336 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,789 Comfortable, eh? 337 00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:40,490 Hope you get cancer! 338 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,000 Benito! 339 00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,230 Anna! 340 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,359 - Darling! - My darling! 341 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,990 Oh, I'm sorry, Benito. 342 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,710 l wasn't sure I'd find you. 343 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:10,849 ln fact l had no hope. 344 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,140 Why? 345 00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:14,279 Perhaps you thought I'd already be married? 346 00:22:14,589 --> 00:22:15,759 It's obvious, 347 00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:17,089 a woman like you... 348 00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,589 or has every doctor suddenly 349 00:22:19,859 --> 00:22:20,910 become impotent? 350 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:23,099 Oh, they all touch me up, 351 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:25,269 from the Chief Physician downwards. 352 00:22:25,769 --> 00:22:26,819 I'm the stupid one, 353 00:22:27,369 --> 00:22:28,799 someone who always chooses the wrong doctor 354 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,609 remains a lifelong nurse. 355 00:22:31,269 --> 00:22:33,849 Just a minute. That gynecologist... 356 00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:36,329 you know the one who wanted to leave his wife 357 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,140 to marry you? 358 00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:40,880 lt finished when he took his wife to the clinic 359 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,819 to give birth to his third child. 360 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,059 You wanted to leave your wife to marry me. 361 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:51,039 Er, yes, but l was saying it for real. 362 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,279 You were wrong not to take me seriously. 363 00:22:56,329 --> 00:22:58,200 You get over choosing the wrong doctor, 364 00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:00,690 but choosing the wrong patient as well... 365 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:04,140 Come on, Benito, it was fun, 366 00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:06,180 but l knew that's all it was. 367 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:09,740 Well, I'm probably too traditional, 368 00:23:13,049 --> 00:23:15,009 and you don't have to believe me, 369 00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:18,339 but it was a tremendously serious thing for me. 370 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:22,089 Seeing as l don't have to believe you, 371 00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:24,160 l don't believe you. 372 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,009 Come on, Benito, 373 00:23:30,099 --> 00:23:31,059 the knocks I've received 374 00:23:31,259 --> 00:23:32,519 have been useful for something. 375 00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:35,539 At least I'm not charmed by 376 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,839 the first idiot who comes into the clinic 377 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:39,599 with a leg to be treated. 378 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:43,490 How beautiful, how tall, 379 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,710 how fleshy! 380 00:23:49,619 --> 00:23:50,549 Oh, Benito! 381 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,609 Tell me the truth, did you at least think 382 00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:54,099 of me occasionally in all this time? 383 00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:55,630 Everyday, my dear. 384 00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:57,380 Mornings and evenings. 385 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,660 Before or after meals? 386 00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,059 You don't believe me? 387 00:24:04,029 --> 00:24:05,339 Give me a light. 388 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,490 Right away. 389 00:24:17,009 --> 00:24:18,299 Oh, it's not working. 390 00:24:18,650 --> 00:24:20,319 Nothing of yours ever works. 391 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,940 I'm being unfair. 392 00:24:42,369 --> 00:24:43,599 Surprise! 393 00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:47,319 Oh no, Benito, you're crazy! What's got into your head? 394 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,109 Have l become someone you've got to pay now? 395 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,519 No, no, no. 396 00:24:52,549 --> 00:24:53,750 Benito, 397 00:24:54,049 --> 00:24:55,630 what is it? Tell me. 398 00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:57,880 First payment on your villa. 399 00:24:58,890 --> 00:24:59,880 What villa? 400 00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,269 Or a splendid chalet if you prefer. 401 00:25:03,059 --> 00:25:05,900 View of the Alps, heated swimming pool, sauna. 402 00:25:06,759 --> 00:25:08,339 And you're doing all this for me? 403 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:11,059 For Uncle Leonida. 404 00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:15,990 Uncle? Uncle Leonida? Uncle? Look! 405 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:17,960 Look what I've brought you... 406 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,029 Uncle. Uncle! 407 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,400 Look, look at the nurse. 408 00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,460 She's your personal nurse, uncle. 409 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,680 - Do you like her? - Pussy, pussy, pussy. 410 00:25:50,970 --> 00:25:52,490 Yes, yes, pussy, yes. 411 00:25:53,069 --> 00:25:53,970 Uncle, uncle... 412 00:25:54,809 --> 00:25:57,240 Let's go now. Can't you see uncle needs to rest? 413 00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:05,420 He's in your hands... 414 00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:07,630 ...miss! 415 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,369 Let's go. 416 00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:27,230 Traitor, dirty rat. 417 00:26:27,609 --> 00:26:29,339 I'm not blind, you scoundrel, 418 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,369 - you rogue, you whorer! - My love! 419 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,680 You're a sex maniac, you are! 420 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,140 If you think you can bring your Swiss cow home... 421 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,289 Me? 422 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,680 Yes, with that tramp of a nurse! 423 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:40,509 I'm not ltalia! 424 00:26:41,089 --> 00:26:42,519 - l know, l know! - I'll cut it off! 425 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:44,920 I'll castrate you, castrate you... 426 00:26:45,789 --> 00:26:48,039 - No, Jole, let's talk! - I'll castrate you! 427 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:57,180 And l always loved you in the shadows. 428 00:26:57,539 --> 00:26:59,650 l was contented with Italia's leftovers. 429 00:27:00,839 --> 00:27:03,299 l gave you all of me, my best years! 430 00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,670 l even gave you a son! 431 00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:09,220 No, dear! You'd already had him! 432 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,059 What do you mean by that? 433 00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:13,230 Do you mean I'm a whore, 434 00:27:13,519 --> 00:27:14,809 you mean I'm a whore? 435 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,109 Oh, no. 436 00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:18,880 Here's the whore! 437 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,329 Here's the whore! 438 00:27:21,089 --> 00:27:22,460 Here's the whore! 439 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:24,230 No, calm down! 440 00:27:24,529 --> 00:27:26,869 Here's the whore! Here's the whore! 441 00:27:27,329 --> 00:27:28,940 Fuck the whore! Fuck the whore! 442 00:27:29,339 --> 00:27:30,769 No, Jole, calm down don't ruin the family'! 443 00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:33,819 Here! Here! Here's the whore! 444 00:27:34,809 --> 00:27:36,420 Here! 445 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,650 Don't come closer, you know? 446 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,710 Don't come closer or I'll scream. 447 00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:54,099 I'll bring the house down. 448 00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,599 If you come forward I'll scream for help. 449 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,049 I'll scream for help! 450 00:28:01,099 --> 00:28:02,410 Help. 451 00:28:05,369 --> 00:28:06,660 Help. 452 00:28:09,579 --> 00:28:10,339 Help. 453 00:28:10,539 --> 00:28:11,269 Help. 454 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:13,230 Help. 455 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:15,450 Help. 456 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,190 Ah, help... 457 00:28:21,990 --> 00:28:24,359 Ah, help... 458 00:28:25,390 --> 00:28:27,259 Ah, help... 459 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:31,859 Help... Hel... 460 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,809 Benito, will you pass the salt please? 461 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,670 Many thanks, very kind. 462 00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:44,410 Good evening everyone! 463 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,900 Good evening. 464 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:51,269 The young lady's Uncle Leonida's nurse. 465 00:28:51,819 --> 00:28:53,750 - oh. - Why are you late in mess? 466 00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:56,630 You know he has Latin practice on Thursdays. 467 00:28:57,119 --> 00:28:58,200 Let him answer for himself. 468 00:28:58,859 --> 00:29:00,000 What are you doing standing at attention? 469 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:01,910 Move! Forward! 470 00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:03,470 Of course, Uncle Gustavo. 471 00:29:05,299 --> 00:29:06,289 Aren't you taking your cap off? 472 00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:07,690 Of course, Uncle Benito. 473 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,599 With your permission, I'll be right back. 474 00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:11,549 And the books? Do you have to leave them 475 00:29:11,869 --> 00:29:13,359 lying around the whole house? 476 00:29:13,809 --> 00:29:15,039 - Of course, Aunt ltalia. - TelI Tosca to bring your soup. 477 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,309 Alright, mother. 478 00:29:18,609 --> 00:29:19,750 How old is he? 479 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:24,500 l had him when I was 18. 480 00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:27,970 Oh, you're a widow? 481 00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:29,059 - Yes. - No! 482 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,140 Here's the fruit. 483 00:29:46,569 --> 00:29:47,829 And Adone's soup? 484 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,609 l didn't know he'd arrived. 485 00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:52,289 If nobody tells me anything... 486 00:29:53,779 --> 00:29:54,950 What a madhouse! 487 00:29:57,950 --> 00:29:59,500 What's wrong with you this evening? 488 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,619 l don't fancy the soup, mum. 489 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:03,539 Eat the meat at least. 490 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,910 You don't want to go to bed 491 00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:06,259 without eating at your age, do you? 492 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:07,769 You've got to grow. 493 00:30:08,230 --> 00:30:09,539 Did you wash your hands? 494 00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:13,890 Benito! 495 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,599 Can't l even talk now? 496 00:30:25,309 --> 00:30:26,599 Good morning. 497 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:27,910 Good morning. 498 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,660 Sleep well? 499 00:30:31,950 --> 00:30:33,910 Very well, thanks. How's uncle? 500 00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:36,599 He's sleeping. 501 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,210 I'm sorry about last night. 502 00:30:38,490 --> 00:30:39,569 For what? 503 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:42,720 l noticed there's a swimming pool. 504 00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:44,400 Can l use it? 505 00:30:45,059 --> 00:30:46,930 Of course, but the water will be cold! 506 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:49,980 Better that way. l like cold water. 507 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,089 ls there anyone on the grounds? 508 00:30:54,869 --> 00:30:54,869 Just Uncle Gustavo doing his exercises. 509 00:31:56,069 --> 00:31:57,559 War is hell! 510 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,470 We're on the bridge. 511 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,849 Defensive fire 512 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,180 20 seconds after my signal. 513 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,970 Ready? 514 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,210 Fire! 515 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,359 This is Pirate Radio. 516 00:32:53,990 --> 00:32:55,069 First bulletin. 517 00:32:55,529 --> 00:32:56,579 Colonel, 518 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,730 now that the old man's dying 519 00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:00,470 you can buy yourself a tank, can't you? 520 00:33:00,869 --> 00:33:02,890 Nane! 521 00:33:04,369 --> 00:33:05,859 Drunkard of a thief! 522 00:33:06,269 --> 00:33:07,500 Leave my radio alone! 523 00:33:08,309 --> 00:33:11,680 We'll cut you to pieces, you war-mongering shit! 524 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:13,400 Come here, you chicken! 525 00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:15,170 Come out into the open, 526 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:16,730 if you've got the guts! 527 00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:22,230 If uncle dies, I'll have you fired! 528 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,449 Forward Savoy! 529 00:35:13,099 --> 00:35:15,590 l forbid you to speak that name! 530 00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:20,059 Run, run, then you're stomach will get smaller, you queer. 531 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,159 - Good morning. - Good morning. 532 00:35:36,489 --> 00:35:37,389 Oh my god, god, god. 533 00:35:38,019 --> 00:35:39,070 l see nudity. 534 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,039 Delirium tremens. 535 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,849 I've got to stop drinking. 536 00:35:46,329 --> 00:35:47,699 Nane, l see you! 537 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:49,369 You know you won't get away. 538 00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,579 Give me back the radio right now! 539 00:35:53,539 --> 00:35:56,320 You rogue, I'll catch you, you rat. 540 00:35:57,809 --> 00:35:59,010 Good morning. 541 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,329 Hello? Hello! 542 00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:11,170 We've joined the navy, have we? 543 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,099 How come it's turning red? It's not vinegar. 544 00:36:22,869 --> 00:36:24,449 Do you need help, Mr Benito? 545 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,800 No! 546 00:36:45,929 --> 00:36:48,360 I'm still here, Mr Benito. 547 00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:52,710 Take it. 548 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,090 Thank you. 549 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,320 Well? 550 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,119 Well?! 551 00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:07,460 I'm not sure. 552 00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:18,639 Drink it slowly. Sip it, no tall at once! 553 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,480 Come on! 554 00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:26,889 A Recioto, 555 00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:30,619 full garnet red colour, 556 00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:33,170 smooth, 557 00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:34,690 harmonious, 558 00:37:34,909 --> 00:37:35,929 rounded, 559 00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,380 bouquet of mature fruit, 560 00:37:37,809 --> 00:37:39,449 pleasantly sweet, warm... 561 00:37:39,849 --> 00:37:41,159 Yes, l know that, for god's sake! 562 00:37:41,710 --> 00:37:42,880 Get to the point! 563 00:37:43,849 --> 00:37:45,190 Get to the point! 564 00:37:47,989 --> 00:37:49,360 Fairly alcoholic, 565 00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:52,380 14 point 4 degrees, 566 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,769 lightly sparkling. 567 00:37:59,969 --> 00:38:01,079 Tannin: 568 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:03,469 0.2 to 0.4%. 569 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:05,510 2 or 4? 570 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:08,039 0.04 571 00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:12,570 Sulphurous anhydride... 572 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:18,820 380-391. A bit too much. 573 00:38:20,389 --> 00:38:22,969 Did you blend this wine, Mr. Benito? 574 00:38:25,190 --> 00:38:26,389 Why do you ask? 575 00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:29,510 Because it seems too good! 576 00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:33,389 I'll break you in half! I'll break you rat! 577 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,670 May l express my condolences yet, 578 00:38:39,070 --> 00:38:40,210 Mr. Varotto? 579 00:38:40,469 --> 00:38:42,989 The 36 fatal hours are well past. 580 00:38:43,409 --> 00:38:45,869 I'm still expecting your call. 581 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,500 As you've seen I'm patient, 582 00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:55,170 but not for eternity. 583 00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:57,079 Yes, yes, of course, Mr. Kitch. 584 00:38:57,489 --> 00:38:59,739 l can assure you it's just a question of hours or days. 585 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:01,360 At the most, of course. 586 00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:03,710 Listen to me. 587 00:39:04,329 --> 00:39:06,139 Just a few days ago you told me 588 00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:08,380 he was practically in his grave. 589 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,400 What happened? Did he jump out? 590 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:12,679 No, he's still in a coma, damn it! 591 00:39:13,409 --> 00:39:14,929 But there are 'comas' 592 00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:17,500 and... 'comas'. 593 00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:20,760 How deep is this one? 594 00:39:21,449 --> 00:39:22,760 How deep? Really deep, 595 00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:24,170 like the Grand Canyon! 596 00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:27,880 The Grand Canyon... 597 00:39:31,059 --> 00:39:32,760 The old man's got a tough skin, hasn't he? 598 00:39:34,429 --> 00:39:36,099 Yes, he's really got a tough skin. 599 00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:38,170 He's full-bodied like the wine he produces! 600 00:39:38,630 --> 00:39:40,179 Full-bodied, eh? 601 00:39:41,329 --> 00:39:42,289 Well, 602 00:39:43,139 --> 00:39:45,539 the body's corruptible 603 00:39:46,809 --> 00:39:47,980 and... mortal. 604 00:39:50,110 --> 00:39:51,130 lt must be concluded, Mr. Varotto. 605 00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:52,280 ls there any hope? 606 00:39:52,610 --> 00:39:55,449 No, no! There isn't any hope! Completely without hope! 607 00:39:56,179 --> 00:39:57,699 So, no hope. 608 00:39:58,449 --> 00:40:00,179 Well, I wish you good luck. 609 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,469 - Speak to you soon. - Yes, yes, of course. 610 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,699 - We'll speak very soon. I'll call you. - No, no. 611 00:40:06,929 --> 00:40:08,599 Don't call me, 612 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,590 I'll call you. 613 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:22,760 Tosca, 614 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,650 go to the lady. She called you. 615 00:40:26,349 --> 00:40:27,170 Which lady? 616 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,820 Which ever one you want! Hurry up! 617 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,650 Oh, l see... 618 00:40:32,150 --> 00:40:34,139 Yes, yes, I'm going, yes. 619 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:38,949 But... can he see? 620 00:40:39,289 --> 00:40:40,250 Yes. 621 00:40:40,489 --> 00:40:42,159 - So he saw the... - Of course. 622 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:46,340 Oh! Oh,Virgin Mary! 623 00:40:48,599 --> 00:40:49,889 He doesn't like it any more. 624 00:40:50,369 --> 00:40:51,219 What could have happened 625 00:40:51,539 --> 00:40:52,849 that he doesn't like it anymore? We're ruined, 626 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,610 ruined... 627 00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,960 Uncle Leonida! Uncle Leonida! 628 00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:03,230 Think of your family! Please come back, come back! 629 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:05,840 - Uncle Leonida! - Pussy, pussy, pussy. 630 00:41:08,619 --> 00:41:10,550 Oh, fuck off! He scared me. 631 00:41:11,989 --> 00:41:13,159 He definitely still likes it. 632 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,250 What were you hoping? 633 00:41:15,590 --> 00:41:16,699 That he'd rape me as soon as he saw me? 634 00:41:16,929 --> 00:41:18,659 Come, come with me. You and l have got to have a talk. 635 00:41:19,030 --> 00:41:20,840 What do you want to talk about? Can't you see how he is? 636 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,699 Listen to me, Anna. 637 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,309 There's an urgency here that you can't begin to imagine. 638 00:41:28,409 --> 00:41:29,610 All I can say is: 639 00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:32,230 "Do it baby, and America's yours"!. 640 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:33,829 It's time to attack! 641 00:41:35,309 --> 00:41:37,769 lt doesn't depend on me, nature has its laws. 642 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,030 He needs to recuperate a bit first. 643 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,929 Recuperate! How long will that take? 644 00:41:47,789 --> 00:41:49,079 As long as it takes. 645 00:41:53,570 --> 00:41:55,150 Money thrown away... Seven days have passed... 646 00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:56,639 We'll give a week's pay... to that bitch. 647 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,710 Today we speak in verse! 648 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:01,179 Yes, of rage! Hope she gets cholera! 649 00:42:02,110 --> 00:42:05,420 Patience, idiot. The nurse has her strategy! 650 00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:07,380 The Colonel has spoken! 651 00:42:08,510 --> 00:42:09,710 It's true! 652 00:42:10,019 --> 00:42:11,860 For uncle to feel worse he must first feel better! 653 00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:13,780 - Who said that? - Benito! 654 00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:15,460 The idiot spoke... 655 00:42:16,889 --> 00:42:18,119 What's it all about? 656 00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:25,940 It's that nature defends itself... 657 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:30,590 To feel worse, he must first feel better! 658 00:42:31,739 --> 00:42:32,820 How much better? 659 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,820 Well enough to be able to... feel worse. 660 00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:38,050 But how much worse? 661 00:42:38,539 --> 00:42:39,500 Worse, worse. 662 00:42:40,679 --> 00:42:41,610 Worse, worse?. 663 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,449 Worse, worse!. 664 00:42:49,590 --> 00:42:52,019 If l left this part of the story 665 00:42:52,659 --> 00:42:54,800 in its original idiom, it's because I wanted 666 00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:57,039 you to really appreciate 667 00:42:57,599 --> 00:42:59,239 the thoughtful delicacy of my heirs. 668 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:02,420 One week had passed in vain 669 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,500 and the presence of a highly-specialized, 670 00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,519 and even more highly-paid nurse, 671 00:43:10,039 --> 00:43:11,710 had not achieved the desired result. 672 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:15,639 Or rather, if there was a result, 673 00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:17,670 it didn't concern me. 674 00:43:18,949 --> 00:43:20,909 Such sweet decorum... And such gentle grace, 675 00:43:21,690 --> 00:43:23,329 Attend my Lady's greetings, as she moves... 676 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,900 But, lips can only tremble into silence... 677 00:43:47,610 --> 00:43:49,280 And eyes, do not attempt to gaze at her... 678 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,179 Moving benignly, Clothed in humility... 679 00:43:52,849 --> 00:43:54,780 Untouched by all the praise, along her way, 680 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,750 She seems to be a creature come from... 681 00:44:12,769 --> 00:44:14,849 Miraculously gracious to behold, 682 00:44:16,179 --> 00:44:17,820 Her sweetness, reaches through the eyes... the heart. 683 00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:20,050 Who has not felt this, cannot understand 684 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,789 And from her lips it seems there moves 685 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,599 A gracious spirit, so deeply loving, 686 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:27,820 that it guards into the souls of men: 687 00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:29,449 Sigh... 688 00:44:36,030 --> 00:44:39,980 Well, sir, we've returned to life haven't we? 689 00:44:42,030 --> 00:44:43,139 Mummy. 690 00:44:50,010 --> 00:44:51,119 Oh, yes. 691 00:44:51,610 --> 00:44:54,190 l started to feel better. 692 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,099 And at this point l could say he's out of danger... 693 00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:09,019 But, no! The danger starts now. 694 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:11,849 A second heart attack has no forgiveness. 695 00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:14,059 If you want him alive you've got to 696 00:45:14,429 --> 00:45:16,769 balance on a knife-edge... 697 00:45:18,469 --> 00:45:19,429 You most of all, miss. 698 00:45:20,139 --> 00:45:21,369 Yes, doctor! 699 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,110 The patient is in your hands. 700 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,079 Oh no! You don't lean that way. 701 00:45:45,659 --> 00:45:47,150 It's not that. I'm just hard to please. 702 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:49,340 That's why I'm a good guinea pig. 703 00:45:49,730 --> 00:45:50,840 You're not completely wrong. 704 00:45:51,199 --> 00:45:53,340 If it works on him, it'll work on anybody. 705 00:45:55,570 --> 00:45:57,239 Your uncle doesn't need encouraging 706 00:45:57,670 --> 00:45:58,750 to touch me up. 707 00:45:58,969 --> 00:45:59,840 You didn't understand me. 708 00:46:00,309 --> 00:46:01,539 It's not just about a quick feel. 709 00:46:06,579 --> 00:46:09,420 Last night l read in "Healing" 710 00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:14,119 that a screw is relaxing. 711 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:17,380 It's the tension, 712 00:46:17,889 --> 00:46:19,699 the desire and excitement 713 00:46:21,090 --> 00:46:23,579 which mixes up all the blood inside 714 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:26,579 preparing for copulation in such a way that... 715 00:46:36,139 --> 00:46:37,429 He's got to throw himself into it like a kamikaze. 716 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,460 That's it, right! Like Pearl Harbor. 717 00:46:40,949 --> 00:46:41,590 Oh, Pearl Harbor! 718 00:46:42,610 --> 00:46:43,980 He can't piddle around, 719 00:46:44,619 --> 00:46:45,550 he's got to throw himself into it. 720 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,119 What's with the hat? 721 00:46:47,590 --> 00:46:48,760 My cap. 722 00:46:49,550 --> 00:46:50,809 I'm still a nurse. 723 00:46:51,059 --> 00:46:53,929 l know, but you're a nurse of a certain kind. 724 00:46:54,389 --> 00:46:57,489 Why are you all buttoned-up? Unbutton, unbutton! 725 00:46:58,199 --> 00:46:59,570 You have to... 726 00:46:59,829 --> 00:47:00,880 Oh, there's been an improvement! 727 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:03,559 See? 728 00:47:05,139 --> 00:47:07,309 Goon, give him the thermometer again. 729 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:15,920 No, no, no! 730 00:47:16,550 --> 00:47:17,570 Where are you putting it? 731 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:19,360 The other side, damn it! 732 00:47:20,389 --> 00:47:21,320 I'll show you. 733 00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:24,260 Nothing... 734 00:47:24,619 --> 00:47:26,260 nothing must be left to chance. 735 00:47:27,030 --> 00:47:28,760 You've got to exploit every opportunity. 736 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,650 Any excuse is a good one. 737 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:33,699 Haven't you ever seen a sexy film? 738 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,050 Pure technique. 739 00:47:37,570 --> 00:47:38,650 Sit down here. 740 00:47:39,139 --> 00:47:40,070 Relax 741 00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:42,849 and watch carefully. 742 00:48:02,530 --> 00:48:04,139 This is how it's done. 743 00:48:09,329 --> 00:48:10,559 If you're leaning over 744 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,769 it's obvious you see more. 745 00:48:13,199 --> 00:48:14,539 Of your vest? 746 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,389 Everyone knows the military have no imagination. 747 00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:19,989 And now, see how you should continue... 748 00:48:28,889 --> 00:48:30,619 Removal of the thermometer. 749 00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:39,239 Reading of the temperature. 750 00:48:49,139 --> 00:48:50,340 ls the allusion clear? 751 00:48:51,010 --> 00:48:52,300 The phallic symbol! 752 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,409 Oh, mein gott, 753 00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:07,789 my little pencil! 754 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,409 Where's my little pencil? 755 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,690 Little pencil. 756 00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:13,269 I'm looking for my little pencil. Where? 757 00:49:13,699 --> 00:49:15,369 I'm searching for my little pencil. Little pencil. 758 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,730 Oh, here's my little pencil. 759 00:49:51,639 --> 00:49:52,599 Got the hint? 760 00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:54,639 If you act like that 761 00:49:55,010 --> 00:49:56,119 he's guaranteed to die. 762 00:49:56,769 --> 00:49:58,170 Yes, of laughter... 763 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,210 Drink, sir. 764 00:50:07,590 --> 00:50:08,989 The thermometer has to be removed. 765 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,380 Where did you put it? 766 00:50:12,789 --> 00:50:15,630 My temperature doesn't rise under my armpit, so... 767 00:50:16,630 --> 00:50:18,619 Remove it yourself, come on. 768 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,429 l can't, I'll drop the glass. 769 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,639 But my bottom isn't dropping. 770 00:50:23,230 --> 00:50:25,840 No, it's not dropping, thank god. 771 00:50:26,369 --> 00:50:29,119 Look, look what a lovely instrument you have here. 772 00:50:29,570 --> 00:50:32,610 It's a real mandolin, just how l like them. 773 00:50:33,110 --> 00:50:34,510 Let's play a little tune together. 774 00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:38,250 Pain in the arse! It's like being in a station. 775 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,699 May l? Sorry to disturb you, 776 00:50:41,489 --> 00:50:42,780 l wanted to say good night. 777 00:50:43,219 --> 00:50:44,949 Good night. Good night, good night. 778 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:46,530 - Good night. - Good night, Adone. 779 00:50:48,630 --> 00:50:50,469 Good night. Good night! 780 00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:52,280 Do you need anything, miss? 781 00:50:52,630 --> 00:50:54,710 No, no, no, she doesn't need anything. Go away. 782 00:50:55,230 --> 00:50:56,900 Can I get you anything from town tomorrow? 783 00:50:57,739 --> 00:50:59,929 Listen, he's precious but he's a bore too, you know? 784 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,090 Sir!... 785 00:51:02,610 --> 00:51:04,309 Yes, radio batteries. 786 00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:05,780 How many volts? 787 00:51:06,110 --> 00:51:07,340 3,000. 788 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:09,619 Oh, I don't know. Let's go and check. 789 00:51:15,789 --> 00:51:17,050 I'll give you 'radio'... 790 00:51:38,139 --> 00:51:39,280 lt won't unscrew. 791 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:40,869 Do you want to try? 792 00:51:50,219 --> 00:51:52,210 Wait, I'll help you. 793 00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:57,110 Damn. 794 00:52:06,769 --> 00:52:09,489 Adone, what are you up to? Leave her in peace! 795 00:52:10,809 --> 00:52:13,590 1.5 volts. I'll get some for you tomorrow. 796 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,360 Alright, thanks. 797 00:52:15,909 --> 00:52:18,929 We have to go now, or uncle will get nervous. 798 00:52:23,619 --> 00:52:25,789 A station, just like a station. 799 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,489 May l? May l say hello? 800 00:52:33,699 --> 00:52:35,159 Here's the Lagoon Arrow train. 801 00:52:35,969 --> 00:52:37,050 And you too. 802 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,329 Always here, always under everyone's feet. 803 00:52:39,869 --> 00:52:42,889 You know uncle needs peace, he's got to rest. 804 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:44,889 Exactly! 805 00:52:45,909 --> 00:52:46,900 Out. 806 00:52:47,510 --> 00:52:48,940 Everybody out! 807 00:52:49,309 --> 00:52:50,300 You too. 808 00:52:50,679 --> 00:52:53,079 I've just brought you 809 00:52:53,619 --> 00:52:55,670 a relaxing read. 810 00:52:57,619 --> 00:52:58,440 DEEP THREAT 811 00:53:03,489 --> 00:53:04,449 'Night, uncle, 812 00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:05,940 and sweet dreams. 813 00:53:06,929 --> 00:53:08,010 Goodbye. 814 00:53:09,429 --> 00:53:11,510 Lock it with the key because tonight's going badly. 815 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,150 All we need now is Gustavo to play lights-out. 816 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,090 Left! Forward! March! 817 00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:48,670 The 'Breaching of Porta Pia'? 818 00:53:48,909 --> 00:53:49,960 No. 819 00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:52,780 - The 'Breaching of Porta Pia'? - No, no, no. 820 00:53:57,449 --> 00:53:59,119 The 'Breaching of Porta Pia'? 821 00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:00,909 Murderous coward. 822 00:54:52,739 --> 00:54:53,730 Charge! 823 00:55:05,849 --> 00:55:06,780 Emergency! 824 00:55:07,050 --> 00:55:08,889 Resist, Colonel! Resist, resist! 825 00:55:09,489 --> 00:55:10,599 Quick, quick! The other tape deck! 826 00:55:19,829 --> 00:55:22,320 The powder's getting damper and damper. 827 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,969 A fanfare was enough for him once. 828 00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:30,250 And don't ask me how l know, because 829 00:55:30,809 --> 00:55:32,710 I've also got my secret services. 830 00:55:33,309 --> 00:55:35,530 Sir, every family has a black sheep. 831 00:55:35,909 --> 00:55:37,110 We've got a flock! 832 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:42,909 You're lucky you can laugh, 833 00:55:43,519 --> 00:55:45,420 but l assure you it's something to cry about. 834 00:55:48,860 --> 00:55:50,590 Maybe his powder's damp, 835 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,480 but Mr. Gustavo's doing an encore. 836 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,159 What encore? 837 00:55:54,869 --> 00:55:56,679 It's Tosca, poor fool. 838 00:55:57,539 --> 00:55:59,059 She tries it every time, 839 00:55:59,570 --> 00:56:01,119 but the cannon won't fire any more. 840 00:56:21,159 --> 00:56:22,179 - Tosca! - At your service. 841 00:56:22,389 --> 00:56:24,090 - Where's the young lady? - The nurse? 842 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,360 She's not upstairs. 843 00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:26,579 Then l don't know. 844 00:56:27,059 --> 00:56:29,340 l saw her talking to Mr. Benito in the living room 845 00:56:29,730 --> 00:56:30,869 earlier, but now l don't know. 846 00:56:34,909 --> 00:56:37,460 How beautiful, how tall, how fleshy! 847 00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,550 Anna, tall Anna! You make me lose my head. 848 00:56:43,449 --> 00:56:45,030 - My god, my god! - Did you hear it? 849 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,099 Jole! It's all over, all over! 850 00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:54,860 There's no-one here. 851 00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:56,059 Maybe it was a mouse. 852 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:08,210 The batteries! 853 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:25,489 Damn! Drunkard! Rogue! Bugger off! 854 00:57:26,619 --> 00:57:28,260 Bastard! Idiot! 855 00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:30,630 It's an emergency! 856 00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,940 Didn't you hear the siren, inhuman people? 857 00:57:39,099 --> 00:57:40,530 A tube of "Piramidone'", doctor. 858 00:57:42,409 --> 00:57:44,900 I'm not a doctor, and this isn't a pharmacy. 859 00:57:45,579 --> 00:57:47,309 You got the wrong door, Nane. 860 00:57:49,349 --> 00:57:51,250 Damn! 861 00:57:51,820 --> 00:57:53,780 l was called by instinct. 862 00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:57,449 Well, now that I'm here, give me a grappa. 863 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,619 - ls the old man worse? - No, no. 864 00:58:01,489 --> 00:58:02,920 It's the youngster, Adone. 865 00:58:03,789 --> 00:58:05,780 He was suddenly hit by a raging fever. 866 00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:20,369 No, no Adone. 867 00:58:20,739 --> 00:58:22,789 No, my dear. It's me, your mother. 868 00:58:23,150 --> 00:58:24,380 - Whore. - What did you say? 869 00:58:26,219 --> 00:58:27,389 Whore! 870 00:58:28,190 --> 00:58:29,829 Don't you recognize me, Adone? 871 00:58:30,389 --> 00:58:32,260 - Don't you recognize your mummy? - Whore! 872 00:58:32,690 --> 00:58:33,539 Tart... 873 00:58:35,590 --> 00:58:36,260 He's delirious. 874 00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:37,869 Growing pains. 875 00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:42,079 Whore! Tart! Sow! 876 00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:45,639 "How beautiful, how tall, how fleshy!" 877 00:58:46,070 --> 00:58:47,559 Adone, snap out of it! 878 00:58:47,909 --> 00:58:49,869 Pussy! 879 00:58:51,179 --> 00:58:52,230 He's delirious. 880 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:54,969 He won't say anything, 881 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:56,630 I'm certain. 882 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,769 Wait till the fever passes, 883 00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:00,699 and I'll take care of him. 884 00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,320 How? 885 00:59:03,650 --> 00:59:04,820 l don't know. 886 00:59:05,559 --> 00:59:07,519 l obviously can't deny what he saw. 887 00:59:08,159 --> 00:59:09,500 But if he didn't just see us? If he heard us? 888 00:59:09,889 --> 00:59:12,230 What? The romantic words 889 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,369 you were saying at the time? 890 00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:16,710 It's not a laughing matter! 891 00:59:17,030 --> 00:59:18,869 Take a step back to when we were talking about uncle. 892 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,650 You said he was on the road to his grave, 893 00:59:22,070 --> 00:59:24,969 and l asked you if you could push him forwards. 894 00:59:25,780 --> 00:59:26,630 Exact words. 895 00:59:26,809 --> 00:59:27,920 But that was earlier. 896 00:59:28,309 --> 00:59:30,269 How do you know how long he was spying there for? 897 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:36,099 - My god! - That wanker! 898 00:59:42,090 --> 00:59:43,110 I'm out. 899 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,849 No, Anna, what are you doing? Bloody hell! 900 00:59:46,659 --> 00:59:47,769 This isn't the time to lose your head! 901 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,780 And if he tells Mr. Bottacin, or the police?! 902 00:59:53,469 --> 00:59:54,519 Relax. 903 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,519 Nothing's happened yet. 904 01:00:01,849 --> 01:00:03,309 Let's talk it over. 905 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:13,940 I'm out. 906 01:00:15,590 --> 01:00:17,340 - I'm scared. - No, for god's sake. 907 01:00:17,659 --> 01:00:19,239 Let's think before we give it all up. 908 01:00:19,730 --> 01:00:20,840 After all the work I've done! 909 01:00:21,769 --> 01:00:23,440 Come on, darling, 910 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,030 if you don't help me... 911 01:00:32,110 --> 01:00:33,369 ldiot! 912 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:34,860 We've been waiting 3 hours for you! 913 01:00:35,650 --> 01:00:36,940 Where's the "Piramidone"? 914 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:40,119 It's here, here, here. 915 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:43,440 The delay was regrettably due 916 01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,929 to losing my way. Good evening. 917 01:00:46,389 --> 01:00:47,260 Give it to me. 918 01:00:47,489 --> 01:00:48,920 Give it to me. If we wait for you to take it... 919 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:50,940 Thank you, thank you. 920 01:00:51,659 --> 01:00:53,090 ln that case 921 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,570 I'll take the opportunity to finish something 922 01:00:57,099 --> 01:00:59,380 l left, l left... 923 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:02,619 half-finished. 924 01:01:07,739 --> 01:01:08,969 - I'm still here. - Right. 925 01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:17,739 Oh, sweet kisses. Oh, 926 01:01:19,219 --> 01:01:20,829 languid caresses. 927 01:01:22,329 --> 01:01:23,289 While trembling 928 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,699 Oh, my god! 929 01:01:39,539 --> 01:01:40,409 What happened? 930 01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:42,079 He got drunk. 931 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,320 Take the "Piramidone". 932 01:01:44,619 --> 01:01:45,579 Mr Bottacin? 933 01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:46,650 He's reading. 934 01:01:50,050 --> 01:01:51,449 Anna... Anna! 935 01:01:55,190 --> 01:01:56,090 If he dies now 936 01:01:56,329 --> 01:01:57,590 and Adone knows something, that's it. 937 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,969 So try to keep calm. 938 01:02:10,969 --> 01:02:13,519 l have never loved life as l do now. 939 01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:21,429 Mr. Bottacin, Mr. Bottacin! 940 01:02:22,019 --> 01:02:23,360 Oh, my god, 941 01:02:24,719 --> 01:02:25,980 you scared me. 942 01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,690 I've got a tough skin. 943 01:02:30,159 --> 01:02:31,239 lt sent me to sleep, 944 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,739 these books are dead boring. 945 01:02:35,469 --> 01:02:37,579 l like to do things, 946 01:02:38,539 --> 01:02:39,440 not read about them. 947 01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:49,869 No, sir, you mustn't be naughty. 948 01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:53,739 l could be very dangerous in your condition. 949 01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,300 Mr. Bottacin! 950 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,480 Hi! How do you feel? 951 01:03:13,699 --> 01:03:14,659 STRATEGY OF A MURDER 952 01:03:19,809 --> 01:03:21,360 Sometimes you act like a child. 953 01:03:25,579 --> 01:03:26,630 How stupid of me, 954 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:28,690 you are a child! 955 01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:32,989 If not, 956 01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:35,829 it wouldn't be necessary to tell you certain things. 957 01:03:40,099 --> 01:03:41,769 Good heavens, Adone, 958 01:03:42,769 --> 01:03:44,820 you caught me with your uncle... so what? 959 01:03:47,099 --> 01:03:48,940 Yes, alright, at... 960 01:03:50,210 --> 01:03:53,900 at your age you see things through... 961 01:03:55,650 --> 01:03:57,349 ...poet's eyes, 962 01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:59,239 you worship people you like. 963 01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:04,130 Because you liked me, didn't you? 964 01:04:06,789 --> 01:04:09,449 Adone, look at me. 965 01:04:10,329 --> 01:04:11,760 If there's something I'm sorry about 966 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:13,969 it's having ruined that feeling, 967 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,119 but l don't feel to blame 968 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,369 because a woman... You see, a single woman 969 01:04:22,909 --> 01:04:25,219 needs... 970 01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,079 a man, 971 01:04:28,780 --> 01:04:32,119 even if he's a cretin. 972 01:04:34,179 --> 01:04:35,489 lt happens to everyone, 973 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,179 I'm not an exception. 974 01:04:38,690 --> 01:04:40,300 The 3 minutes are up. 975 01:04:41,889 --> 01:04:43,500 Please close the door when you leave. 976 01:04:49,699 --> 01:04:50,840 Jealousy, it's all jealousy! 977 01:04:51,199 --> 01:04:52,219 l told you there was nothing else. 978 01:04:52,739 --> 01:04:53,940 - You think so? - Yes. 979 01:04:55,070 --> 01:04:56,590 - Know how he welcomed me? - How? 980 01:04:58,739 --> 01:05:00,789 By reading "Strategy of a Murder". 981 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,699 Bloody bastard! Now he wants a war of nerves. 982 01:05:07,449 --> 01:05:09,260 lt can't be a coincidence, can it? 983 01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:12,260 No, unfortunately not. 984 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,269 No, no, wait. And if it was a coincidence? 985 01:05:16,130 --> 01:05:17,179 You're hard-headed. 986 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,599 You've got to consider all the possibilities. 987 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,150 Does it seem right to you that the American business 988 01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:24,769 goes down the pan due to a novice 989 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:26,670 who likes reading thrillers? No, no... 990 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,880 We've got to drag out everything he knows. 991 01:05:33,539 --> 01:05:35,469 You definitely don't lack the means to find out. 992 01:05:35,909 --> 01:05:37,170 I'm not involved anymore. 993 01:05:37,550 --> 01:05:39,449 Oh, come on, darling, meine shatzy. 994 01:05:40,579 --> 01:05:41,599 What have you got to lose? 995 01:05:41,849 --> 01:05:44,309 If he knows something, we'll give it all up, 996 01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:46,000 and you'll happily go back to 997 01:05:46,260 --> 01:05:47,369 your cuckoo clocks in Bern. 998 01:05:47,719 --> 01:05:49,710 You can count on it, mydear! On the first plane! 999 01:05:51,130 --> 01:05:52,150 Alright... 1000 01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:01,250 Strategy of a Murder? 1001 01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:03,539 Strategy of a fuck-up! 1002 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:14,099 Colonel? 1003 01:06:14,820 --> 01:06:15,840 Decaffeinated? 1004 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,519 Oh yes, decaffeinated. 1005 01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:23,130 Who's that? Tee-ron-eh Pover? 1006 01:06:23,630 --> 01:06:25,969 Tyrone Power! Idiot! 1007 01:06:26,559 --> 01:06:27,789 Tyrone Power! 1008 01:06:28,769 --> 01:06:30,139 Romina's father? 1009 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:32,239 Jole, it's Albano's father-in-law! 1010 01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:34,820 l heard you, l heard you. 1011 01:06:37,469 --> 01:06:38,730 It's the third year of the war. 1012 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:40,820 Hitler's force shave already invaded Europe. 1013 01:06:41,909 --> 01:06:43,550 Stalin's army is in difficulty. 1014 01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:46,329 Goering's Luftwaffe is opposed only by proud, 1015 01:06:47,119 --> 01:06:48,460 fully-stretched England. 1016 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,449 "Perfidious Albion'", as he called it. 1017 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,309 London inflames. 1018 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:56,900 Good evening. 1019 01:06:57,190 --> 01:06:58,039 Good evening. 1020 01:06:58,329 --> 01:06:59,530 Do you prefer being closer or farther away? 1021 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,429 Get up. Let the nurse be comfortable, come on. 1022 01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:06,110 Jole? Jole, you come here. 1023 01:07:19,179 --> 01:07:20,110 No, no, you stay there. 1024 01:07:20,949 --> 01:07:22,590 Make yourself comfortable. 1025 01:07:24,619 --> 01:07:25,760 ltalia, take that chair over there. 1026 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:29,960 What's all this about? 1027 01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:31,940 You're not transparent, you know. 1028 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,150 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1029 01:07:41,809 --> 01:07:43,480 It's one of those films you love. 1030 01:07:54,079 --> 01:07:55,599 But on the 7th of December '41, 1031 01:07:56,219 --> 01:07:58,469 a Sunday, on the orders of AdmiraI Yamamoto, the Japanese 1032 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:01,610 attack the United States of America by surprise. 1033 01:08:02,559 --> 01:08:04,050 It's Pearl Harbor. 1034 01:08:08,159 --> 01:08:10,349 Evil yellow-faced traitors! 1035 01:08:11,070 --> 01:08:12,880 All's fair in love and war! 1036 01:08:46,369 --> 01:08:47,630 Mr. Gustavo... 1037 01:09:12,729 --> 01:09:14,340 Uncle Gustavo. Where are you going? 1038 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,289 l thought you liked the film. 1039 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,000 I've already seen it twice... twice. 1040 01:09:34,449 --> 01:09:37,409 Fuck you. It's always these porn films. 1041 01:09:39,819 --> 01:09:41,310 Joe, Joe! 1042 01:09:42,289 --> 01:09:44,340 Mary! Mary, I'm here! 1043 01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:47,590 Look Jole! Jole, he looks just like Romina! 1044 01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:54,859 My love, my love! 1045 01:09:57,170 --> 01:09:58,949 Oh Mary, you've arrived at last. 1046 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:01,859 Joe, I thought l wouldn't arrive in time. 1047 01:10:02,510 --> 01:10:04,619 Mary, Mary, Mary, I'll make the Japanese pay 1048 01:10:05,079 --> 01:10:06,810 for stealing the first night of our honeymoon. 1049 01:10:07,380 --> 01:10:09,109 Be careful, my love. 1050 01:10:11,289 --> 01:10:12,960 I'll come back, l promise you. 1051 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:14,890 I'll come back. 1052 01:10:15,289 --> 01:10:16,550 I'll be waiting for you, my love, 1053 01:10:16,930 --> 01:10:18,300 I'll be waiting for you! 1054 01:10:29,409 --> 01:10:30,960 Let's play soldiers, eh? 1055 01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:35,989 War is war, 1056 01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:39,149 and in war there's always a black-out. 1057 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,760 "Make love, not war", 1058 01:10:47,359 --> 01:10:48,970 but he makes love and war. 1059 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,909 lt doesn't seem right to me, 1060 01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:58,409 l want peace... 1061 01:10:59,369 --> 01:11:00,949 ...peace of mind! 1062 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:07,939 Bloody electricity company! Who cut the electricity? 1063 01:11:09,310 --> 01:11:11,010 What a shame, Benito. 1064 01:11:11,409 --> 01:11:12,750 We'll miss the whole film. 1065 01:11:15,449 --> 01:11:17,119 Hope it makes you impotent 1066 01:11:17,689 --> 01:11:18,710 for the rest of your life! 1067 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:34,829 Dramatic, isn't it? 1068 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,100 It's a tragedy. 1069 01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:46,109 What are you doing here? 1070 01:11:46,449 --> 01:11:47,590 What do you want? 1071 01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,239 l didn't call for you. l don't need anything! 1072 01:12:05,170 --> 01:12:06,630 Why don't you go now? 1073 01:12:15,350 --> 01:12:16,810 What are you trying to do? 1074 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,420 You're crazy! Leave me in peace! 1075 01:13:54,979 --> 01:13:56,210 l won't look anyway! 1076 01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:58,770 So don't look. 1077 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:11,060 Roma! 1078 01:15:11,989 --> 01:15:16,119 Conti... Negrisolo... Rocca... 1079 01:15:17,689 --> 01:15:19,739 Cordova... Santarini... 1080 01:15:21,159 --> 01:15:23,560 Porini... Prati... 1081 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:26,140 De Sisti... Ba... 1082 01:15:29,170 --> 01:15:31,779 Don't laugh, don't laugh! 1083 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:35,399 Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, 1084 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,430 don't laugh! 1085 01:15:47,189 --> 01:15:49,850 Whore! l hate you, l hate you! 1086 01:15:50,659 --> 01:15:51,800 - Whore! - Yes! 1087 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,750 Whore! Murderer! 1088 01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:00,840 What did you say? I'm telling you, 1089 01:16:01,539 --> 01:16:04,229 repeat it. Repeat that word. 1090 01:16:05,210 --> 01:16:06,850 Say "murderer'! 1091 01:16:09,579 --> 01:16:11,979 l got it out of you, didn't l? 1092 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,239 Look me in the face, look at me! 1093 01:16:20,689 --> 01:16:22,329 Do you think I've got a criminal's face? 1094 01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,550 But l heard you! 1095 01:16:27,930 --> 01:16:30,149 l know you heard, you heard well. 1096 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:32,670 But you didn't understand anything. 1097 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:33,960 l understood everything! 1098 01:16:34,170 --> 01:16:35,750 You've made a deal with Uncle Benito! 1099 01:16:39,739 --> 01:16:41,470 Not just with him, 1100 01:16:42,310 --> 01:16:44,529 but with the entire holy family, 1101 01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:47,770 your mother included. 1102 01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:50,420 Yes, her too. 1103 01:16:50,789 --> 01:16:52,630 She's in it up to her neck. 1104 01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:57,189 That's why they got me to come here from Switzerland. 1105 01:16:57,789 --> 01:17:00,189 l thought I'd be up to it... 1106 01:17:01,859 --> 01:17:04,409 basically it's just helping an old man to die. 1107 01:17:05,569 --> 01:17:07,270 But when l was faced with him 1108 01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:10,960 l couldn't do it. 1109 01:17:12,039 --> 01:17:14,210 Liar! You were just waiting for the right opportunity! 1110 01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,220 If I'd wanted to, your uncle would have 1111 01:17:19,550 --> 01:17:21,420 already been in the cemetery for some time now. 1112 01:17:26,260 --> 01:17:28,810 Do you love Uncle Benito? 1113 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:31,399 How stupid! 1114 01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:33,680 I'm just trying to gain time. 1115 01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,409 So? 1116 01:17:37,170 --> 01:17:38,569 So what? 1117 01:17:42,369 --> 01:17:44,100 I'm scared to look at you. 1118 01:17:44,609 --> 01:17:45,920 I'm ashamed. 1119 01:17:46,710 --> 01:17:48,050 Please forgive me, 1120 01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:50,289 you're an angel! 1121 01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:54,010 No, I'm not exactly an angel, 1122 01:17:54,850 --> 01:17:58,159 but in my life I've never even hurt a fly. 1123 01:18:01,859 --> 01:18:03,090 Don't you feel a bit stupid? 1124 01:18:03,390 --> 01:18:04,350 Me? No, never. 1125 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:07,750 Why? 1126 01:18:08,659 --> 01:18:10,210 She was supposed to give the uncle the last rites, 1127 01:18:11,029 --> 01:18:12,229 but she's... 1128 01:18:12,670 --> 01:18:14,689 baptizing the nephew instead. 1129 01:18:15,939 --> 01:18:18,960 Whore! Tart! What's she doing up there? 1130 01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:21,279 I've got a stomach ache from the nerves! 1131 01:18:21,810 --> 01:18:22,859 With all that salami? 1132 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:25,829 That's the fifth you've eaten, so it's not nerves. 1133 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:27,989 We've been waiting 2 hours. 1134 01:18:28,350 --> 01:18:29,779 There's no news, is there? 1135 01:18:30,989 --> 01:18:32,279 Oh, fuck! 1136 01:18:32,619 --> 01:18:34,350 Adone's taking care of that! 1137 01:18:36,689 --> 01:18:37,770 l confess 1138 01:18:38,789 --> 01:18:41,600 that with a little fanfare in the background 1139 01:18:42,569 --> 01:18:43,800 l could also... 1140 01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:58,930 Well? 1141 01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:10,760 He knows nothing. 1142 01:19:11,529 --> 01:19:13,779 lt was all jealousy. 1143 01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:17,680 Great, great! 1144 01:19:18,270 --> 01:19:19,909 So everything's like it was before. 1145 01:19:20,369 --> 01:19:22,359 A real toast's appropriate now! 1146 01:19:27,210 --> 01:19:28,380 Wine, vin nouveau, holy wine, 1147 01:19:28,710 --> 01:19:30,439 Mr. Bottacin goes into the holy ground. 1148 01:19:34,449 --> 01:19:36,560 She's doing it, Benito, she's doing it! 1149 01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:39,760 Benito, Benito 1150 01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:41,279 she's doing it! 1151 01:19:41,619 --> 01:19:43,399 Benito! Benito, she's doing it, 1152 01:19:44,359 --> 01:19:46,970 she's doing it! She's doing it! 1153 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:49,520 At last, she's decided to listen to me. 1154 01:19:49,930 --> 01:19:50,920 At last. 1155 01:19:51,229 --> 01:19:52,569 Yes, but in over 20 days did 1156 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,130 she have to do it right now? 1157 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:02,829 Well? 1158 01:20:03,050 --> 01:20:03,949 She's doing it, she's doing it! 1159 01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:05,890 Look, look! 1160 01:20:06,649 --> 01:20:07,960 Under the weeping willow. 1161 01:20:09,489 --> 01:20:10,340 Fuck! 1162 01:20:30,109 --> 01:20:32,659 Poor old Ramona called this the 'Path of Love'. 1163 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,800 Looks like a path of shit to me. 1164 01:20:37,279 --> 01:20:38,920 I'm sorry l brought you here, Anna, 1165 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:42,329 but to be honest 1166 01:20:42,789 --> 01:20:44,569 l had something else in mind. 1167 01:20:45,989 --> 01:20:48,479 Good god, I'm covered in shit! 1168 01:20:49,029 --> 01:20:50,079 You deserve it. 1169 01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:53,420 You keep forgetting I'm a nurse 1170 01:20:53,899 --> 01:20:54,949 and you're a patient 1171 01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:58,250 and there are some things you can't do. 1172 01:20:59,899 --> 01:21:02,890 No, no, no. Now you've punished me, 1173 01:21:03,369 --> 01:21:04,600 we can go back inside. 1174 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:11,560 Well? 1175 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:15,489 Has she finished? 1176 01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:18,090 Finished. 1177 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:19,920 And him? 1178 01:21:21,319 --> 01:21:22,279 Walking. 1179 01:21:24,060 --> 01:21:25,520 The final footsteps! 1180 01:21:28,699 --> 01:21:29,930 Give them to me. 1181 01:21:34,369 --> 01:21:35,800 Why are you laughing? 1182 01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:38,989 The pig's fine, he's revived! 1183 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,930 Mr. Benito! 1184 01:21:41,609 --> 01:21:42,949 America's on the telephone! 1185 01:21:56,890 --> 01:21:58,789 What else can l say to the Americans? 1186 01:21:59,229 --> 01:22:00,310 What can l tell them? 1187 01:22:03,130 --> 01:22:05,000 He could have given me an appointment in paradise, 1188 01:22:05,369 --> 01:22:08,500 that son of a bitch. He's got a Cadillac, automatic! 1189 01:22:10,609 --> 01:22:12,569 Relax, relax, Benito, calm down. 1190 01:22:13,109 --> 01:22:14,859 He's got the money, but he's American. 1191 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,640 Naïve people, big kids. 1192 01:22:17,010 --> 01:22:19,970 Can't compare with the shrewd Latins, the Latin lover. 1193 01:22:21,079 --> 01:22:23,100 Two well-chosen words and Mr. Kitch 1194 01:22:23,449 --> 01:22:25,180 will wait 'tiI Judgement Day. 1195 01:22:27,119 --> 01:22:28,869 "Dear Mr. Kitch 1196 01:22:29,329 --> 01:22:32,109 your interest in Bottacin & Co. is obvious. " 1197 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,029 Obvious, my arse! 1198 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:38,770 This road goes to Zanibon & Toso Brothers 1199 01:22:39,670 --> 01:22:41,340 to the Bruseghin & Traverso cellars, 1200 01:22:41,770 --> 01:22:42,880 to the Veneta Winery... 1201 01:22:43,970 --> 01:22:45,550 it's all over, all over! 1202 01:22:46,539 --> 01:22:48,350 Careful, Benito, careful! 1203 01:22:53,579 --> 01:22:55,689 lt all depends on you now. 1204 01:23:03,189 --> 01:23:05,819 Bloody hell, now it's raining as well. 1205 01:23:11,229 --> 01:23:13,949 Saint Justine give me the words, 1206 01:23:14,970 --> 01:23:18,039 Saint Sophia help me tell a good lie, 1207 01:23:19,109 --> 01:23:22,449 Saint Gaetano confuse this cunt of an American... 1208 01:23:31,289 --> 01:23:33,250 America is always punctual. 1209 01:23:34,189 --> 01:23:36,149 I've got good news, good news. 1210 01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:37,970 We're there, almost. 1211 01:23:38,729 --> 01:23:40,720 Just a few small formalities. 1212 01:23:41,699 --> 01:23:42,840 ls he dead? 1213 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,819 That's one of the formalities. 1214 01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:48,279 You're a turd, Mr. Cagotto. 1215 01:23:49,770 --> 01:23:50,789 Varotto. 1216 01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:52,689 No, no, no, Cagotto. 1217 01:24:00,449 --> 01:24:03,000 Fuck off! 1218 01:24:13,529 --> 01:24:16,460 lN ECHO'S VALLEY: THE CELLARS ZANIBON &TOSO BROTHERS 1219 01:24:39,220 --> 01:24:40,239 It's too much. 1220 01:24:40,590 --> 01:24:41,819 Take it anyway. 1221 01:24:42,159 --> 01:24:44,060 Consider it as confirming our recognition 1222 01:24:44,489 --> 01:24:46,449 of how well you treated Mr. Bottacin 1223 01:24:46,930 --> 01:24:48,189 and that we're just friends again. 1224 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,060 l can't. l didn't do anything to deserve it. 1225 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,229 That's what l said. 1226 01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:56,220 Please Italia, we agreed we wouldn't stir up trouble. 1227 01:24:57,010 --> 01:24:58,149 Alright, alright. 1228 01:24:58,409 --> 01:25:00,630 No, no, no, Madam Italia's right. 1229 01:25:01,010 --> 01:25:02,300 Our deal was a different one, 1230 01:25:02,649 --> 01:25:04,699 and l broke it voluntarily. 1231 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:06,250 You what?! 1232 01:25:08,779 --> 01:25:10,210 l thought you'd realized. 1233 01:25:11,149 --> 01:25:12,350 lt seemed obvious. 1234 01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:15,319 When I came here we agreed 1235 01:25:15,989 --> 01:25:18,359 I'd act in a certain way with Mr. Bottacin... 1236 01:25:20,630 --> 01:25:23,560 You didn't take me on to cure him. 1237 01:25:24,430 --> 01:25:25,479 So? 1238 01:25:27,270 --> 01:25:28,939 l didn't want to. 1239 01:25:30,939 --> 01:25:32,430 When I saw him 1240 01:25:34,409 --> 01:25:35,699 so defenseless, 1241 01:25:36,050 --> 01:25:37,750 l realized l didn't have 1242 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:39,779 the qualities of a murderer, 1243 01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:42,489 and then l ended up liking him. 1244 01:25:43,619 --> 01:25:45,869 So l acted a part for you 1245 01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:47,739 to give him time to heal. 1246 01:25:48,819 --> 01:25:50,520 And l assure you it was needed because 1247 01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,869 Mr. Leonida can be really 1248 01:25:53,159 --> 01:25:54,939 naughty when he wants to. 1249 01:25:56,729 --> 01:25:59,920 What? You ugly cow! Traitor! 1250 01:26:01,869 --> 01:26:03,600 Benito! Benito, no! 1251 01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:05,869 I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! 1252 01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:07,699 You whore, whore! 1253 01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:10,050 Take your severance pay and go. 1254 01:26:10,909 --> 01:26:12,609 No, I can't accept it. 1255 01:26:12,949 --> 01:26:15,729 What, that bitch wants to threaten us? 1256 01:26:16,189 --> 01:26:17,300 No, no, I don't... 1257 01:26:17,550 --> 01:26:19,630 How much do you want? You've got a price, haven't you? 1258 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:21,489 l told you l don't want anything! 1259 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:22,899 Your money makes me sick! 1260 01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:25,359 So, get out right now! 1261 01:26:26,229 --> 01:26:27,979 Get out! Out! 1262 01:26:28,699 --> 01:26:30,720 No, damn it! You've all got to go! 1263 01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:38,079 But uncle, you don't really think we... 1264 01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:39,699 Out! 1265 01:26:40,010 --> 01:26:40,880 Sir! 1266 01:26:41,210 --> 01:26:42,409 Murderous scum! 1267 01:26:42,779 --> 01:26:43,859 Remember the doctor's advice. 1268 01:26:45,979 --> 01:26:47,029 Out. 1269 01:26:47,949 --> 01:26:50,199 l don't want to hear about you ever again. 1270 01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:53,479 No more fanfares no more bragging! 1271 01:26:54,319 --> 01:26:56,720 and above all, no more cuckolding. 1272 01:26:57,359 --> 01:26:59,090 The only thing I dislike 1273 01:26:59,399 --> 01:27:01,710 is that I can't get angry. 1274 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,229 Uncle... 1275 01:27:03,869 --> 01:27:05,859 Fuck off. 1276 01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:08,699 We're going, we're going. It's all that tart's fault. 1277 01:27:09,199 --> 01:27:10,250 You're the tart! 1278 01:27:10,810 --> 01:27:12,479 Ugly whore that you are! 1279 01:27:13,810 --> 01:27:15,890 Get out of here, you blood-suckers! 1280 01:27:16,810 --> 01:27:18,359 Eating someone else's bread! 1281 01:27:18,810 --> 01:27:20,390 You tried to suck my blood 1282 01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:22,130 but now the party's over! 1283 01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:25,260 Hope you die of hunger! Of hunger! 1284 01:27:27,619 --> 01:27:29,199 - One's out. - Pleb! 1285 01:27:30,029 --> 01:27:30,930 Two out. 1286 01:27:32,930 --> 01:27:33,949 Three out. 1287 01:27:38,270 --> 01:27:39,699 The fall of the Third Reich! 1288 01:27:40,069 --> 01:27:40,970 Bloody hell. 1289 01:27:41,270 --> 01:27:42,319 You're laughing, eh? 1290 01:27:42,770 --> 01:27:44,350 Now you're all mine. 1291 01:27:45,409 --> 01:27:47,050 Where do you think you're running to? 1292 01:27:48,279 --> 01:27:49,710 Come here, come here! 1293 01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:51,840 Butterfly, 1294 01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:53,250 butterfly! 1295 01:27:56,189 --> 01:27:57,329 Goodbye, Uncle Leonida. 1296 01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:59,930 Adone, remember this house 1297 01:28:00,489 --> 01:28:02,770 is always open to you. Bye. 1298 01:28:03,159 --> 01:28:04,970 Adone! Let's go! Hurry up! 1299 01:28:10,470 --> 01:28:11,460 Goodbye, Anna. 1300 01:28:11,770 --> 01:28:13,029 Bye, Adone. 1301 01:28:14,869 --> 01:28:16,159 Bye. 1302 01:28:19,270 --> 01:28:20,170 Goodbye. 1303 01:28:29,079 --> 01:28:30,310 No, no, no, no, no. 1304 01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:32,630 Fortunately the story doesn't end here. 1305 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,010 Or unfortunately... 1306 01:28:43,430 --> 01:28:45,270 "To Mr. Giovanni 'Nane' Garbin, 1307 01:28:46,069 --> 01:28:49,199 Villa Bottacin, Conegliano Veneto, Province of Treviso: 1308 01:28:50,409 --> 01:28:53,779 Greetings, Mr. Leonida and wife". 1309 01:28:56,279 --> 01:28:58,939 "To Dear Miss Tosca Floria Zanin 1310 01:28:59,619 --> 01:29:01,579 Villa Bottacin, Conegliano Veneto, 1311 01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,810 Province of Treviso: See you soon. 1312 01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:07,420 Leonida and Anna Bottacin". 1313 01:29:09,930 --> 01:29:11,800 "To Dear Nephew Adone Scarpa, 1314 01:29:12,260 --> 01:29:14,159 Barbarigo College, Padua: 1315 01:29:15,630 --> 01:29:17,000 A fond embrace 1316 01:29:17,399 --> 01:29:18,800 from Aunt Anna and Uncle Leonida 1317 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:20,979 on their wedding day". 1318 01:29:22,770 --> 01:29:24,260 The postcards for the other relatives 1319 01:29:24,869 --> 01:29:27,680 weren't sent because Anna tore them up, 1320 01:29:28,510 --> 01:29:29,770 and maybe she was right because 1321 01:29:31,050 --> 01:29:32,539 they were a bit heavy. 1322 01:29:34,050 --> 01:29:35,100 Thank you. And for the gentleman? 1323 01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:37,789 I'd like two spaghetti alle vongole without sauce. 1324 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,060 - Good. - And lobster 1325 01:29:40,319 --> 01:29:41,659 - yes lobster too. - Anything else, sir? 1326 01:29:42,020 --> 01:29:43,630 Yes, a bit of "baccalà alla vicentina" 1327 01:29:44,090 --> 01:29:46,170 with polenta and some fried potatoes. 1328 01:29:46,859 --> 01:29:48,119 - Very good, sir. - For dessert... 1329 01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:49,720 this chocolate mousse cake. 1330 01:29:50,399 --> 01:29:52,949 Listen, while we're waiting would you do us 1331 01:29:53,369 --> 01:29:55,270 - a mixed seafood salad? - Of course. 1332 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,529 - A nice seafood starter. - Excuse me, 1333 01:29:57,909 --> 01:29:59,960 do you have any Bottacin wine? 1334 01:30:00,409 --> 01:30:02,369 - Of course, sir. - Good, very good. 1335 01:30:03,180 --> 01:30:05,020 No, no, no. My husband was joking. 1336 01:30:05,449 --> 01:30:06,409 None of those things. 1337 01:30:06,649 --> 01:30:08,229 - Bring him a consommé... - As you wish, madam. 1338 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,500 ...a very light one, a well-cooked veal steak. 1339 01:30:11,020 --> 01:30:13,300 and a small salad. That's all, thank you. 1340 01:30:13,789 --> 01:30:15,689 - Your suite number? - 112. 1341 01:30:16,390 --> 01:30:18,090 112, thank you. 1342 01:30:19,659 --> 01:30:20,680 Thank you. 1343 01:30:23,430 --> 01:30:25,600 Listen, have I just got married or gone into hospital? 1344 01:30:26,539 --> 01:30:28,470 That'll teach you to marry a nurse! 1345 01:30:29,039 --> 01:30:30,329 You'll see, nurse...! 1346 01:30:50,029 --> 01:30:51,140 Here we are... 1347 01:30:51,489 --> 01:30:54,069 Oh, what beautiful roses, Leonida! 1348 01:30:54,529 --> 01:30:55,840 Ah, my little wife! 1349 01:30:56,329 --> 01:30:58,819 Put me down, silly man! 1350 01:30:59,229 --> 01:31:00,600 What did you think? That you'd married a wreck? 1351 01:31:04,439 --> 01:31:09,979 What's going on! They're all idiots! 1352 01:31:10,810 --> 01:31:12,590 No, no, no, Leonida, Leonida... 1353 01:31:13,579 --> 01:31:15,689 ...l asked for them to be separated. 1354 01:31:17,289 --> 01:31:18,689 Look, 1355 01:31:19,390 --> 01:31:21,289 I've already been married once 1356 01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,449 and I can assure you 1357 01:31:24,029 --> 01:31:25,460 it's uncomfortable. 1358 01:31:26,090 --> 01:31:27,079 For what? 1359 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,119 Well... what do you mean "for what"? For... 1360 01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:33,739 What are you thinking about? 1361 01:31:34,170 --> 01:31:35,869 You're not serious, are you?. 1362 01:31:37,569 --> 01:31:39,789 Am l serious? But that's all I think about! 1363 01:31:40,210 --> 01:31:41,989 - Come on, come on! Now, now!. - No!. 1364 01:31:43,279 --> 01:31:44,710 Darling, you promised the doctor 1365 01:31:45,149 --> 01:31:46,170 you'd be reasonable. 1366 01:31:46,619 --> 01:31:47,880 - You promised. - That was just talk. 1367 01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:50,689 But you've got to keep your promise. Stop it! 1368 01:31:51,789 --> 01:31:53,539 Stop it, or I'll change rooms, understand?! 1369 01:32:08,270 --> 01:32:09,319 Honeymoon? 1370 01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:12,449 Shit-moon! 1371 01:32:27,359 --> 01:32:28,470 Valerian... 1372 01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:30,819 Forgotten anything? 1373 01:32:31,430 --> 01:32:33,180 Come on, you moaner, go to bed. 1374 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:34,770 You tired yourself out today. 1375 01:32:42,539 --> 01:32:44,909 First night of our honeymoon with the paper... 1376 01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:54,409 Read it to me. 1377 01:32:57,890 --> 01:32:59,819 "Man rapes 70 year old mother-in-law 1378 01:33:00,159 --> 01:33:01,329 and hangs himself". 1379 01:33:01,890 --> 01:33:03,470 Isn't there anything less miserable? 1380 01:33:04,159 --> 01:33:05,359 Come on, read. 1381 01:33:06,260 --> 01:33:07,569 "New American space launch. 1382 01:33:08,399 --> 01:33:10,300 Yesterday the Myrol-1 satellite 1383 01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:12,060 was launched from Cape Canaveral. 1384 01:33:12,869 --> 01:33:14,420 The new probe has established 1385 01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:16,300 an elliptical orbit above our planet 1386 01:33:16,869 --> 01:33:18,920 of between 310 and 315 kilo... 1387 01:33:20,739 --> 01:33:21,850 metres"... 1388 01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:28,710 And then? 1389 01:33:29,380 --> 01:33:31,340 Then... l lost my place. 1390 01:33:32,890 --> 01:33:34,590 "The spacecraft has a 6-year life. 1391 01:33:35,119 --> 01:33:37,750 The electronic brain aboard is powered 1392 01:33:38,159 --> 01:33:39,619 by 2 solar batteries. 1393 01:33:40,199 --> 01:33:42,720 It controls the functioning of 2 film cameras 1394 01:33:43,270 --> 01:33:45,109 4 photographic cameras"... 1395 01:33:51,369 --> 01:33:52,300 Continue. 1396 01:33:53,979 --> 01:33:56,119 "The, the, the aim of the mission 1397 01:33:56,909 --> 01:33:59,340 is the study of, the study of" 1398 01:34:00,149 --> 01:34:01,729 ...the migration of ants... 1399 01:34:03,289 --> 01:34:05,020 Ants don't migrate. 1400 01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:08,449 No. And it would be 1401 01:34:08,890 --> 01:34:11,470 stupid to study them with a satellite anyway. 1402 01:34:12,659 --> 01:34:14,909 l can't stand it. l can't stand it! 1403 01:34:16,029 --> 01:34:17,609 l can't stand it! l can't stand it, Anna! 1404 01:34:17,899 --> 01:34:19,039 l can't stand it, Anna! 1405 01:34:19,399 --> 01:34:21,979 No, no, no Leonida. Your blood pressure... 1406 01:34:23,239 --> 01:34:25,609 adrenaline. The doctor told you to be patient. 1407 01:34:26,310 --> 01:34:28,039 l want to see him in my shoes! 1408 01:34:28,380 --> 01:34:30,050 Come on, come on, relax. 1409 01:34:30,350 --> 01:34:31,750 Think of all the time we'll have 1410 01:34:32,180 --> 01:34:33,140 when you've recovered. 1411 01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:36,390 Cover yourself! 1412 01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:38,710 Oh, yes, I'm sorry. 1413 01:34:39,220 --> 01:34:41,619 It's all my fault. Go back to bed. 1414 01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:43,250 I'll give you a sedative later. 1415 01:34:44,689 --> 01:34:45,649 Bromide. 1416 01:34:46,159 --> 01:34:47,210 Be good. 1417 01:34:48,199 --> 01:34:49,130 Come on. 1418 01:34:51,029 --> 01:34:52,050 There you are. 1419 01:34:54,100 --> 01:34:55,239 Like this. 1420 01:34:57,340 --> 01:34:58,270 Good. 1421 01:34:58,439 --> 01:34:59,670 No, no, lie down. 1422 01:35:01,380 --> 01:35:02,460 That's it. 1423 01:35:04,609 --> 01:35:05,810 And sleep, alright? 1424 01:35:06,779 --> 01:35:08,529 Yes, and tomorrow the doctor will visit me... 1425 01:35:13,420 --> 01:35:14,529 No! 1426 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:15,840 Leonida! 1427 01:35:20,630 --> 01:35:22,210 You really are naughty. 1428 01:35:32,109 --> 01:35:33,159 - Sleep well, my love. - But...! 1429 01:36:00,869 --> 01:36:02,829 Anna! Anna, are you asleep? 1430 01:37:11,140 --> 01:37:13,329 Resist, resist, 1431 01:37:14,340 --> 01:37:16,270 resist Leonida. 1432 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:40,750 Oh, Leonida. Are you crazy? 1433 01:37:41,270 --> 01:37:42,500 What are you doing? 1434 01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:44,590 Leonida, no, no, no. 1435 01:37:44,909 --> 01:37:46,020 Doctor's orders. 1436 01:37:46,810 --> 01:37:49,000 What are you doing? Think about the adrenaline 1437 01:37:49,779 --> 01:37:52,390 your suprarenals. Think of me. 1438 01:37:53,050 --> 01:37:55,100 Listen to me, resist it. 1439 01:37:56,319 --> 01:37:58,779 Think of your myocardium, your heart... 1440 01:38:01,359 --> 01:38:05,989 Ah, pussy, pussy, pussy... 1441 01:38:22,739 --> 01:38:24,819 That's right, here we are. 1442 01:38:25,449 --> 01:38:27,640 Unfortunately that Jonah of a doctor was right. 1443 01:38:28,350 --> 01:38:30,569 The second heart attack screwed me for good. 1444 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:33,890 No, no, no, no regrets. 1445 01:38:36,090 --> 01:38:38,840 Tell me the truth, Anna's really beautiful, isn't she? 1446 01:38:39,930 --> 01:38:42,039 Her hair... you can't see it now 1447 01:38:42,430 --> 01:38:44,300 because it's tied up inside her hat, 1448 01:38:44,930 --> 01:38:46,829 but when it falls on her shoulders 1449 01:38:48,069 --> 01:38:49,529 she's a smasher. 1450 01:38:50,310 --> 01:38:52,500 And what eyes... what eyes! 1451 01:38:53,479 --> 01:38:56,000 And all the rest... l died on top of her. 1452 01:38:56,949 --> 01:38:58,119 And then she loved me, 1453 01:38:59,149 --> 01:39:00,729 how she loved me! 1454 01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:02,600 Yes, she loved you. 1455 01:39:03,750 --> 01:39:04,739 Shut up, you unbeliever. 1456 01:39:05,220 --> 01:39:06,890 l can speak as much as l want. 1457 01:39:07,390 --> 01:39:08,760 Ramona, please. 1458 01:39:09,220 --> 01:39:11,560 In any case, you couldn't have died with me. 1459 01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:13,979 Naturally. You didn't give in to any temptation! 1460 01:39:17,199 --> 01:39:18,630 l know! 1461 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:20,899 l know you never could stand me... 1462 01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:22,770 For god's sake, 1463 01:39:23,770 --> 01:39:25,409 we've got an eternity ahead of us. 1464 01:39:26,069 --> 01:39:28,350 ...because you never loved me! 1465 01:39:29,109 --> 01:39:30,630 Ramona, don't piss me off!98351