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What does it mean to be a man?
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Being a man used to mean
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being able to handle your business.
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A man don't cry.
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A man don't ask for help.
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A man don't even go to the doctor.
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Catch me if you can, Diabetes!
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But now in this present
time, rules are different.
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Now, a man can be anything he wants.
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Hell, he can even be a woman,
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like the dude on the Wheaties box.
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Sometimes, it's like
there's no rules at all.
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I don't know if that makes
things easier or harder.
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It's a mad house!
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A mad house!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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I keep telling y'all. I'm wild.
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Don't let these curls fool you.
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I'm out of my mind crazy, bruh.
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Stole somebody's Citi
Bike, never returned it.
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Okay, okay. You think that's bad?
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Yo, one time,
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I stole a horse and
buggy from Central Park.
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How you do that?
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I caught the coachman slipping.
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He was coming out of the
grocery with a handful of bags.
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I hemmed him up in the alley,
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got him for one of them avocados,
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snatched his hat and coat,
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horse never knew the difference.
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I made like $88 before 5-0 rode me down.
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Not to be impressed by
anything you did wrong,
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but I'm impressed.
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- Thank you.
- Fool?!
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You know you can't tame no horse!
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Stop lying!
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Close the door!
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Okay, I hear your horse thievery,
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and I up you the Statue of Liberty.
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- Word?
- Word.
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Now, this is before 9/11,
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so there weren't no
security up in that bitch.
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Now, my boy and I, we
bum-rushed the statue,
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and he drops every tourist
from the panties down,
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and I rob everybody
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from the tits to the torch.
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That might be
the grimiest shit I've ever heard.
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'Cause robbing the Statue of
Liberty is just un-American.
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One time I killed a pigeon.
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Killing a pigeon's definitely messed up,
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but I think Big Country takes the cake.
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Big Country always take the cake,
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'cause he fat.
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Come on, y'all got to laugh at that one.
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That's funny.
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Yo, Tray?
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What's the wildest thing you ever done?
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Who, me?
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Ah, man.
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All right, so one time...
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It's my son.
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Shahzad!
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What's up, boy-boy?
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Holla at me.
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Hey, Tray?
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Can you come to my school?
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You want me to come to your school?
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Yeah. Can you?
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Sure. No doubt.
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- Thanks, Tray.
- All right.
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All right, cool.
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Gentlemen...
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my son needs me.
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- Congrats, Tray. Good for you.
- Impressive, man.
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Your boy had three parents to choose from
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and he called you.
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It's that biological connection.
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Gentlemen, this will be my finest
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hour.
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Shahzad?!
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Oh.
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You must be Mr. Barker.
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Well, I must be.
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What happened, Shahzad?
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Eh, why don't you take a seat, Mr. Barker?
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So, Shahzad was caught with a weapon
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in school today.
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What?! A weapon?
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You brought a weapon to school?
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You brought a gun to school?
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Well...
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Nunchucks?
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Those ain't no weapons.
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Oh, well, technically, they are.
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Well, if you could call that a weapon,
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you could call anything a weapon.
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But it's literally a weapon.
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Well, I call this a weapon.
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I mean, this heavy as shit.
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You could bash somebody's brains in
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if you wanted to.
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What is this thing?
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It's a hole puncher. A hole puncher?
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It could punch a hole in
somebody's head, maybe.
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Sir, I...
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And this...
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This is a shank.
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- That's a letter opener.
- A letter opener?
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More like a stomach opener. Uh...
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You know the damage you could do with this
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on a prison yard?
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Sir?
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Okay, Mr. Barker?
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Those nunchucks look like
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some damn "Ninja Turtle" toys.
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Them 'chucks is probably the
safest thing in this room.
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- Okay, this is absurd.
- Absurd?
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What's absurd is you
trying to railroad my son
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on some bullshit.
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Did you see him use that weapon?
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- Well, no, I didn't see him use them.
- There you go.
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The burden of proof is on you.
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Or do you just want to
see another black man
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in the penal system?
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Of course not.
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Shahzad is a wonderful student.
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He... he's never been a problem before.
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But I'm afraid I am gonna
have to dismiss him...
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for the rest of the afternoon.
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You know, maybe you can explain to him
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why bringing something
like this into school
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is inappropriate.
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Madam, I will do just that.
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And thank you for your understanding
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on this matter.
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Shahzad?
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Come.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Yo, Shahzad?
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You getting in trouble at school?
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Are you trying to discipline me now?
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I'm not disciplining you.
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The school is disciplining you.
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You the one that got
suspended by your teacher.
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- That was a guidance counselor.
- Whoever it is.
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If you gonna call me out here,
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why you not respecting me as a parent?
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Oh. You trying to be my father now?
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Shahzad?
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Please don't play me.
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Look, I didn't call Mom or Dad,
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because I didn't want a lecture, Tray,
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but it looks like I'm gonna get one anyway.
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You damn right.
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If you gonna get me involved in this,
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let me know what's going on.
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Or I get your mother involved
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and she can deal with it.
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And you know you don't want that.
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What? You don't rat.
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That's your whole thing.
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I'll rat your little ass out
like Sammy the Bull did Gotti.
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Start singing.
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Fine.
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- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Don't I get one?
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Hell, no.
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You brought nunchucks to school, man.
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Now, fess up. Why you
bring a weapon to school?
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You said nunchucks aren't a weapon.
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Of course, they're weapons.
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You ever seen "Enter the
Dragon" with Bruce Lee?
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He could take out
a whole room full of [BLEEP]
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With them nunchucks.
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Now, talk.
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I've been having trouble
at school, all right?
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- You mean bullying?
- This kid named Noah.
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He's huge, Tray.
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He's fat and he has a pointy head.
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Noah?
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You got beef with a dude named Noah?
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If you're gonna make fun
of me, just forget about it.
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Oh, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
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I ain't mean to laugh, man.
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It's not your fault.
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It's just the way you were raised, man.
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They got you all book-smart,
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and you ain't got no street-smarts.
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A'ight? You need to learn
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how to handle yourself
like a man out here, man,
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'cause these streets are tough.
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Guess who poured the concrete?
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That's where I come in.
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Now, me and you gonna
have a day together, man.
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You could consider this
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your Tray-ning Day.
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Mmm.
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Come on, guys, we got zero.
You've given me nothing.
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Nothing. Anything? You
got anything, please?
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- Well, what about Canada, you know?
- What about it?
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Yeah, we could have fun with it.
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Poutine, ketchup potato chips.
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- Uh-huh.
- It'd be very tongue-in-cheek.
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- Be very tongue-in-cheek, yeah.
- Yeah.
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If I pitch that to Anthony,
it's gonna be foot-in-ass.
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Come on.
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- Yeah?
- Hi, is this Josh Birkeland?
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- Speaking.
- This is The Rothman School.
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We're gonna need you to
come down here right away.
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- We have a little situation.
- Oh, brother.
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Okay. Yeah, I'm at work, but I'll, uh...
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I'll be right there.
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See you soon.
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Amira, your dad's gonna be here soon.
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Noah, you okay?
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No? Hmm.
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Okay. That's fair.
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So, you were fighting at school
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and Shahzad got sent home for nunchucks
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and then got picked up by Tray?
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What is happening?
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I mean, tell me everything,
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and start from the beginning.
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Okay, well, Noah's been picking on 'Zad...
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- Great.
- And he's scared to fight him,
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so he brought nunchucks to protect himself,
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got caught with the
nunchucks and got sent home.
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There you go.
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Okay, so you beat up this Noah
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as, like, an act of revenge?
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No, I beat up Noah,
'cause he's a punk, okay?
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He needed to get beat up.
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No. If you kids have a problem at school,
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you come to me or you go to your mother.
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We don't go around hitting people.
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Tell you and Mom?
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I'll tell you and Mom,
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'cause you guys will flip out,
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just like you're doing right now.
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Look, it's fine. I handled it.
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No, you didn't handle it.
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You got booted from school for three days.
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That's not handling it.
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Yeah, totally worth it.
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Hey, we'll see how totally worth it is
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when I tell your mother.
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- You're really gonna tell Mom?
- Absolutely, yeah.
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This is exactly why I
didn't want to call you.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.
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Shahzad didn't call you, either.
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He called Tray.
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Tray's cool.
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You guys aren't.
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- I am cool.
- Yeah.
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Right.
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I am.
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Stupid thing.
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Hi, and welcome to Grundle's.
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Oh. Tray, it's you.
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You didn't recognize me with my son, huh?
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No, I didn't.
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That's your son?
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00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,698
Shahzad, this is my coworker Elizabeth.
265
00:09:26,881 --> 00:09:28,086
Um, I'm actually his manager.
266
00:09:28,111 --> 00:09:29,148
I'm his boss.
267
00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:30,673
But it's nice to meet you, Shahzad.
268
00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:32,108
Hi, nice to meet you.
269
00:09:32,418 --> 00:09:34,822
Oh. He seems so nice and articulate.
270
00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:36,366
He seems different than you.
271
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,700
Well, he's his own man.
272
00:09:37,717 --> 00:09:39,478
Look, I came to pick up my check.
273
00:09:39,503 --> 00:09:41,270
Oh, well, checks get mailed on Tuesday.
274
00:09:41,272 --> 00:09:42,705
Yeah, but they get cut on Monday.
275
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,939
You don't have to mail mine.
276
00:09:43,941 --> 00:09:45,174
Tray, we can't release them early.
277
00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,186
Is Wavy back...? Wavy?!
278
00:09:47,188 --> 00:09:48,487
Hang on, I'll call him.
279
00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:50,523
Wavy?! Tray's here!
280
00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:51,874
Stack that in the corner.
281
00:09:51,996 --> 00:09:53,125
What up, baby boy?
282
00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:54,509
Yo, Wavy. I need my check.
283
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,510
I'm hanging out with my
son today, and I'm broke.
284
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:57,695
This your son?
285
00:09:57,935 --> 00:09:59,706
Man, that boy look just like you,
286
00:09:59,731 --> 00:10:00,963
except he more handsome.
287
00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:03,358
Must be Shay's fine-ass genes.
288
00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:05,058
Uh, yeah, the checks came this morning.
289
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,326
- Let me grab one for you.
- Oh, no, no, wait, wait.
290
00:10:06,328 --> 00:10:07,628
Just want to remind you,
291
00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:09,272
we're not allowed to release checks early.
292
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,502
Right. Right.
293
00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:13,929
We could get in a lot of
trouble from corporate, Tray.
294
00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,597
Yeah, but how they gonna find out, though?
295
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,699
Here we are.
296
00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:19,156
I'll advance you a couple dollars,
297
00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:20,766
some walk-around money.
298
00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:22,166
Nice to meet you, young man.
299
00:10:22,191 --> 00:10:23,207
Nice to meet you.
300
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,307
- You have a good day.
- You, too.
301
00:10:24,309 --> 00:10:25,948
- Thanks a lot, homey.
- Any time.
302
00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:36,908
- Hi.
- Welcome to Grundle's!
303
00:10:37,252 --> 00:10:39,055
This what my father did for me.
304
00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:41,498
Taught me how to handle myself.
305
00:10:42,557 --> 00:10:44,724
Buying this was a waste of money, Tray.
306
00:10:44,726 --> 00:10:47,511
- Yo, take your glasses off, man.
- This is dumb.
307
00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:49,062
What the [BLEEP]?!
308
00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:50,463
Tray, you almost broke my glasses!
309
00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,098
Well, that's why I told
you to take 'em off!
310
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,493
- Put your hands up.
- I don't want to fight.
311
00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:56,406
Sometimes in life, you got to fight.
312
00:10:57,502 --> 00:10:58,801
I don't want to! Stop!
313
00:10:58,854 --> 00:11:00,314
Come on, man, hit me back!
314
00:11:00,339 --> 00:11:01,805
I don't want to!
315
00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,554
Why are you doing this?
316
00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:04,744
Tough love!
317
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,641
My father wasn't there for me, either, man!
318
00:11:08,781 --> 00:11:10,043
But he cared enough
319
00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:12,260
to whup my ass a few times!
320
00:11:14,788 --> 00:11:16,294
You've got to protect yourself
321
00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:17,727
against these bullies, man,
322
00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:19,634
or they gonna walk all over you!
323
00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:22,765
You think this is how you succeed in life?
324
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,458
What do you even know about that?
325
00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:26,112
You sold crack and went to prison.
326
00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:27,292
I hate you.
327
00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:30,106
Shahzad?!
328
00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:32,336
Shahzad!
329
00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:36,718
Wait.
330
00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:39,311
- What are we doing here?
331
00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:42,266
I think we both need to
decompress a little bit.
332
00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,607
Does this mean I'm not in trouble anymore?
333
00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:46,805
Not by a longshot.
334
00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:53,515
Oh, hey! Look who it is!
335
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:55,250
Oh, the Birkelands!
336
00:11:55,252 --> 00:11:57,815
Amira, hey!
337
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,644
- Joshy!
- Hey, ladies.
338
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,258
Are we gonna do this?
339
00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:09,500
So, after 15 years in prison,
340
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,957
he shows up at one of Shannon's events.
341
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:12,990
Hello?
342
00:12:12,991 --> 00:12:15,392
And then just like that, he's back in.
343
00:12:15,394 --> 00:12:18,028
He's coming over for surprise visits,
344
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,597
he's picking the kids up from school.
345
00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:21,731
- Hunh-unh?
- Yeah.
346
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:23,066
How do you feel about that?
347
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,034
How do I feel about it?
348
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,203
I mean, I'm surprised
349
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,737
but I'm not threatened.
350
00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:29,346
- Really?
- Uh, yeah.
351
00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:31,905
Hey, I'm a secure man.
352
00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:33,615
Besides, you know what?
353
00:12:33,617 --> 00:12:36,078
Shannon ain't the only
one with a shady past.
354
00:12:36,079 --> 00:12:38,713
- Oh, look at him now!
- All right, Josh! Okay!
355
00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:41,712
No, we get along fine.
356
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,632
I mean, Tray's a good guy.
357
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:46,547
He's a little crazy, unpredictable.
358
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,981
He is so fun, though.
359
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,967
He showed us around
his old stomping grounds
360
00:12:49,992 --> 00:12:51,658
and told us all these crazy stories.
361
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,682
Mm-hmm.
362
00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:54,173
Sounds like my ex-husband Todd.
363
00:12:54,198 --> 00:12:55,898
Yeah, he was wild and would say anything
364
00:12:55,936 --> 00:12:57,102
that came to his mind.
365
00:12:57,104 --> 00:12:58,436
I know.
366
00:12:58,438 --> 00:13:00,138
It's like this guy Michael at my school.
367
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,474
- Now he's a bad boy.
- Unh-unh.
368
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:03,742
You got to watch that type.
369
00:13:03,744 --> 00:13:04,942
See, they're fun,
370
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,222
but they can get you into trouble.
371
00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:07,376
That's right.
372
00:13:07,555 --> 00:13:09,375
That is right. That's too true.
373
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,510
Too true.
374
00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:11,849
Who is Michael?
375
00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:13,828
Anyway... Look, my mom,
376
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,833
she did some crazy stuff with Tray, too.
377
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,772
He got her to throw a brick
378
00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:19,338
through a cop car window one time.
379
00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:21,088
What? Are you ser...
380
00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:23,160
- Wait. When?
- You'd better watch out, Joshy.
381
00:13:23,185 --> 00:13:24,584
Mm-hmm. That bad boy's back in town.
382
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,885
Ooh! It's like that movie...
383
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,855
Okay, what is that movie with Will Ferrell?
384
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,681
Um, ooh, with that fine-ass Mark Wahlberg?
385
00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:32,850
- You know what I'm talking about?
- I know what you talking about.
386
00:13:32,852 --> 00:13:35,052
- You know what I'm talking about?
- I know what you talking about.
387
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,954
- Oh, um... "Daddy's Home."
- Yep, that's it, "Daddy's Home."
388
00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:38,856
Except, Tray is Mark Wahlberg
389
00:13:38,858 --> 00:13:40,391
and Joshy is Will Ferrell.
390
00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:41,956
What?!
391
00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:45,107
No! No, no, no.
392
00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:46,341
I don't think so.
393
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:48,110
No, he's the nerdy one in that.
394
00:13:48,112 --> 00:13:49,778
I'm just messing.
395
00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:54,483
No. I'd be Mark Wahlberg.
396
00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:56,959
Yeah, you know, in a...
397
00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,077
In a Will Ferrell kind of way.
398
00:13:59,078 --> 00:14:00,339
- Yeah.
- That's right.
399
00:14:05,607 --> 00:14:07,678
Shahzad, I'm sorry.
400
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:10,176
I was trying to teach you what I know, man.
401
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,240
Where I come from, you've got to be tough.
402
00:14:12,513 --> 00:14:14,547
The world got teeth, and they bite.
403
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,435
I don't need any of that stuff, Tray.
404
00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:18,107
Any of it.
405
00:14:18,165 --> 00:14:19,452
How you gonna defend yourself
406
00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:20,653
against the bullies in school
407
00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:22,054
if you can't protect yourself?
408
00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:23,155
Look who's talking.
409
00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:24,899
What do you mean, look who's talking?
410
00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:26,228
You got bullied today
411
00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:27,685
by that lady at the coffee shop.
412
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:30,024
She wouldn't even give you your paycheck.
413
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,150
Your money that you earned.
414
00:14:32,508 --> 00:14:34,007
You got punked today.
415
00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,704
You couldn't do anything about it.
416
00:14:36,345 --> 00:14:39,146
That's my job and she's above me.
417
00:14:39,148 --> 00:14:41,782
She's above you, because
she has an education,
418
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,817
not because she knows how to fight.
419
00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:47,464
All this talk about the
streets and being tough,
420
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:49,771
that's just dumb.
421
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:52,082
Nobody cares about that
when you're a grownup,
422
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,000
except for losers.
423
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:55,881
You think I'm a loser?
424
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,698
You think I'm a loser? Okay.
425
00:14:59,074 --> 00:15:01,018
I'm gonna show you some losers.
426
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:06,076
Uh! You... you dirty rat!
427
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:09,277
James Cagney, the exterminator.
428
00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:11,051
Come on, man,
429
00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:13,213
y'all don't know comedy or classic movies.
430
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,928
Hey, y'all, this my son Shahzad.
431
00:15:15,929 --> 00:15:17,187
Yo, what's up, lil' man?
432
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,462
What up?
433
00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:20,388
Is that the one he just met?
434
00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:21,589
Ah, the seed.
435
00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:22,996
Heard a lot about you.
436
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,741
What's up, lil' T?
437
00:15:24,788 --> 00:15:26,254
He got in trouble in school, man.
438
00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:27,796
I'm trying to put him on
the straight right now.
439
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:30,326
Young man, young man, you don't
have to go down this path, bruh.
440
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,927
Mistakes are like scars.
441
00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,262
We carry them for life.
442
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:34,630
Look, Shazam...
443
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:36,745
- His name is Shahzad.
- My bad.
444
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,667
Shahzad, look, listen
what the old heads say.
445
00:15:38,669 --> 00:15:40,870
Now, the moron has to touch the stove
446
00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:42,238
to learn that it's hot,
447
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,552
but the genius can see
the moron burn himself,
448
00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:47,909
he's gonna be like, "Nah,
I'm not gonna touch that."
449
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,722
What I'm trying to say is,
respect your elders, bruh.
450
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,256
- You know what?
- And I got to say it...
451
00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:53,513
Respect the youth, as well, good brother.
452
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:55,825
Now, see, I can respect
that, but you got to remember,
453
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:57,785
there's two days that
you can't do a damn thing,
454
00:15:57,786 --> 00:15:59,625
that's yesterday and today.
455
00:16:00,121 --> 00:16:01,754
Why can't you do nothing today?
456
00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:02,922
Because you can't know the past
457
00:16:02,924 --> 00:16:04,390
and you can't know the future,
458
00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:06,025
but what good is the future
if you don't know the past?
459
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:07,293
But there's a memory of the past
460
00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:08,595
and hope for the future.
461
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:10,905
And ain't nobody paying
attention to the present.
462
00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:13,002
Now, ain't that about a
bitch there, Brother Felony?
463
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:14,104
You know what, Brother Jaybird?
464
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:15,550
That's where we spend the most time.
465
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,247
Hey, y'all think y'all kicking knowledge?
466
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,350
Come on, I was doing a bit. Eyes up here.
467
00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:20,618
Nah, this is more important
468
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,469
than them weak-ass jokes
you saying, Mullins.
469
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,972
What you think it's wisdom
they kicking right here, Tray?
470
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,537
I don't hear no wisdom.
471
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:29,372
Me, personally, all I hear
is a bunch of jibba-jabba.
472
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,307
That's what I hear.
473
00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:31,642
Your lil' boy look like
474
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:32,943
he got his head on straight right there.
475
00:16:32,945 --> 00:16:34,445
How old you, lil' boy?
476
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:35,346
15.
477
00:16:35,348 --> 00:16:36,347
15.
478
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:37,681
Boy, I tell you,
479
00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:38,916
I remember when I was 15.
480
00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,605
I was living in Macon, Georgia,
481
00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,773
and I got caught doing the nasty
482
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:45,815
in the back of a pickup
truck with Jerry Simms.
483
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,555
Jerry Simms?
484
00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:49,756
What you doing making out
with somebody named Jerry for?!
485
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,090
Jerry Simms was a girl!
486
00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:52,659
I ain't never met no girl named Jerry, Mul.
487
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:55,212
- You ain't never heard of Jerry Hall?
- Jerry... Who that?
488
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:56,640
That's Mick Jagger old woman.
489
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,282
You trying to tell me Mick
Jagger don't know women?
490
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,585
Yo, I suspect Mick Jagger
knows both males and females.
491
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,086
He is a sexual being.
492
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,688
No, no, he gay!
493
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,356
Mick Jagger's not gay!
494
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,899
Mick Jagger ain't no gay! Mick Jagger?!
495
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,443
That's not gay, right there.
496
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,029
Hey, hold up, hold up! Where y'all going?
497
00:17:14,054 --> 00:17:15,163
Y'all just got here.
498
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,034
I came here to teach my son a lesson.
499
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,504
- Seems like I did it.
- Yeah, I got it, loud and clear.
500
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,138
Well, what's the lesson?
501
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,340
Y'all the lesson.
502
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,688
Peace.
503
00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:26,215
What the hell that's supposed to mean?
504
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:27,716
We the lesson? That
don't even make no sense.
505
00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:29,342
We the lesson. Well, you're welcome!
506
00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:30,840
Dick-licker.
507
00:17:31,139 --> 00:17:33,273
Man, I've been dying to
see this on the big screen.
508
00:17:33,298 --> 00:17:35,565
It's so cool that they're
showing in theaters again.
509
00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,693
Oh, yeah. I mean, James
Baldwin's observations
510
00:17:38,737 --> 00:17:40,070
on race relations
511
00:17:40,072 --> 00:17:41,311
were nothing less than incendiary.
512
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,703
I mean, to say that in the '60s,
513
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:43,696
that's brave.
514
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,130
That is...
515
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,565
Hold on a second.
516
00:17:47,785 --> 00:17:49,368
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, baby,
517
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,802
I forgot to pick up coffee
creamer at the market.
518
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,671
Can you pick up some on your way home?
519
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:54,039
Yeah, I will.
520
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,301
Uh, listen,
521
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,900
there's, uh, something I need to tell you.
522
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:01,529
Um...
523
00:18:04,496 --> 00:18:06,683
What I wanted to say was, uh...
524
00:18:07,524 --> 00:18:08,553
I love you.
525
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,350
I love you, too, big head.
526
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,957
But no more pregnant pauses.
527
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,558
I thought something was wrong.
528
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,253
Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry.
529
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:17,245
Listen, I'll bring the
creamer in a few hours.
530
00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:19,175
I'm still working on
some copy at the office.
531
00:18:19,442 --> 00:18:20,448
Okay.
532
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,358
Thank you, baby. Bye.
533
00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:23,593
All right, bye.
534
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,540
I, uh... I take back what I said before
535
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,808
about you not being cool.
536
00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:34,170
It's no big deal.
537
00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:35,469
I know you were just upset.
538
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,222
You also know you spoil me, right?
539
00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:40,346
Yeah, guilty as charged. Huh?
540
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:41,617
I love you.
541
00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:47,764
- Thanks for covering for me.
- Yeah.
542
00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:50,896
- But Mom is gonna flip when she finds out.
- Yeah. She is.
543
00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:52,247
She's gonna go crazy.
544
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,433
I don't know
what jokes you was listening to.
545
00:18:54,435 --> 00:18:57,736
- Mullins is funny, Tray.
- No, he's not.
546
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,873
He's a corny dude who's
going steady with prostitutes.
547
00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:03,459
Just don't forget the
lessons you learned today.
548
00:19:03,461 --> 00:19:05,750
Which lessons are we talking about, Tray?
549
00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:07,174
The same lessons I learned.
550
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:10,065
Don't be like your old
man, don't do what I did,
551
00:19:10,476 --> 00:19:12,167
and don't follow the code of the streets.
552
00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:15,070
It'll bring you nothing
but failure and chaos.
553
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,405
Come on, Tray.
554
00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,874
- It's not even like that.
- Oh, it is like that.
555
00:19:18,876 --> 00:19:20,142
I live in a halfway house,
556
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:21,243
and I sleep in a bunkbed
557
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:23,212
under a dude that's 300 pounds.
558
00:19:23,214 --> 00:19:25,247
I want you to be a better man than me.
559
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,561
I want you to succeed where I failed.
560
00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:28,927
And you will, Shahzad.
561
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,671
I can tell.
562
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,198
Tray?
563
00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,468
Thank you for coming to my school today.
564
00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:37,798
I'd do anything for my son.
565
00:19:38,273 --> 00:19:39,464
'Night, Tray.
566
00:19:39,674 --> 00:19:40,940
Oh, wait a minute.
567
00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:42,308
I'm taking these. I'm keeping these.
568
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:43,476
You can't get these back.
569
00:19:43,478 --> 00:19:44,844
Keep 'em, Tray.
570
00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:46,436
I don't need 'em no more.
571
00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:48,092
Later.
572
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:49,982
Later.
573
00:19:54,751 --> 00:19:56,722
My man. 50 grand.
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