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When you lie, you run from
that lie the rest of your life.
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When you lie to a woman,
it's only a matter of time
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before that lie finds you, body slams you,
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then makes you its bitch.
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- Next!
- Enter Pooh Cat.
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Hi. I'm here to see, uh, Tray Barker.
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Inmate 0074563.
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Mm, I'm sorry, inmate number
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0074563 is no longer with us.
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Please don't tell me that.
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Oh, my God. Did the diabetes get him?
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Was he shanked in the yard?! What?
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He was released a few weeks ago.
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He... released?
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My man was released, and
he didn't even call me?
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That big-gut Biz
Markie-lookin' mother[BLEEP]!
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No! Get off of me! You don't...
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To think that I had been smuggling reefer
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and Wild Berry Skittles in my love pocket
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every Sunday for the last five years,
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and he can't even text my ass!
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Get off of me!
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Oh, no, Tray Barker.
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Oh, no, you made promises.
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Uh-huh, and this will not stand!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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I look beautiful.
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Mm-hmm. I ain't spent eight years
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as prison tailor for nothing, nigga.
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You're sharp, boy.
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Understand that.
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Tom Ford can suck my dick.
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Save those tears for the funeral.
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I'm happy to support Shay-Shay
through this difficult time.
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And, Shay, don't cry because
you're losing a mother.
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But smile because Heaven
is gaining an angel.
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Rest in peace, Mama Ruth.
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And when you see Jesus, tell
that nigga I said, "What up?"
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I think your bitch is definitely gonna feel
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emotionally supported.
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I told you, Gustavo.
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Don't call her a bitch, okay?
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She's the love of my life.
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She's a goddess!
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Then why are you feeding
her a bill of goods?
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From what you told me about her mama,
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she ain't getting into heaven.
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'Cause you don't tell nobody
the truth at the funeral, okay?
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You whisper how you
really feel at the repass.
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You right, that is tradition.
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I'm not lying.
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In death, we all become 50% better.
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How you figure?
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Michael Jackson.
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In life, he dangled a child out a window,
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had slumber parties with underage children.
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But in death, he became the GOAT,
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the Greatest Of All Time.
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That's a good point.
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Look at Big Country, two-time felon.
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When he burp, it smell like a fart.
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He spits indoors.
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Right on the carpet. That shit is foul.
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But if he died tonight, by tomorrow,
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we'll be drawing murals of him on the wall.
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Y'all better cry, too.
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I sense something.
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A presence I haven't felt since...
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Y'all smell Wild Berry Skittles?
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- Aah!
- What's going on in here?
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You know we drug test
every Friday, Chubby Denzel.
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You can piss dirty if you want to.
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That would make my day.
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Mullins, I'm cool.
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Well, you got a visitor, Barker.
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It's a woman, and she fine, too.
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- A woman?
- Yeah.
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What you talking about,
a woman? What woman?
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Aw, shit!
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I knew it!
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Mullins, you gotta cover for me.
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Tell her I ain't here!
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Tell her I'm in Florida!
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Tell her I'm dead! Tell
her I got hit by a car!
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What is wrong with you, boy?
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Are you afraid of a woman?
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Well, that's just the height of "misogery."
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Misogyny, you idiot!
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Eat a dick biscuit, Felony!
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Wasn't nobody talking to you!
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That's Pooh Cat, my prison groupie, man!
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She used to put money on my
books when I was locked up, man!
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She used to smuggle in assorted sundries.
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I gave her my promise!
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Promises I know I can't keep!
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I promised her the world!
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Boy, you crazy.
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It's a good woman wearing them sexy crocs.
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Then you keep her!
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Aah!
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A'ight, we all clear, Tray.
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No sign of Pooh Cat.
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We are all clear.
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Why are people taking pictures of the body?
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Is that a thing?
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Yeah, taking pictures of the casket
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is the only African-American tradition
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I really can't get behind.
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Ugh, that is so ratchet.
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I'm just gonna go Snapchat the flowers.
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Oh, yeah, much classier.
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I can't believe
you had Ruth buried in turquoise.
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She liked primary colors.
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You'd know that if you'd be around
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instead of trying to act all fancy
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with Mr. F. Scott Fitzgerald over there.
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First off, it's not
turquoise, it's cerulean.
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And Meryl Streep did a
beautiful speech about it
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in "The Devil Wears Prada."
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Now you just gonna casually bring up
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the devil in a house of God?
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Unbelievable.
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She looks good!
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I am not in the mood to
be going around and around
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with you today, Vernita.
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Not at my mother's funeral.
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- Your mother?
- Mm-hmm.
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You didn't even know her no more.
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Damn shame the way you dropped
out of her life like that.
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Damn shame!
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Really?
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Vern and Vernita!
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Two of my favorite cousins of Shay.
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- My God.
- Big Tray Barker! You came!
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You invited him?
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Well, we ran into him on the block.
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Ain't no reason for him not to be here.
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You look good, Tray. Real good.
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Did them years like a soldier.
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It wasn't nothing. You know how we do.
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I can't wait to whup your ass
at some craps later on tonight.
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You better empty your
pockets right now, my dude.
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Turquoise.
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Please.
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Funny.
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My family has more respect for you,
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who spent 15 years locked
up, instead of for me
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who put myself through
school, pay half of they bills.
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I can't believe this.
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You put her in turquoise, Shay.
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Everybody knows she don't like that color.
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These are for you.
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I feel sorry for your loss.
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They're coming at me
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like she was mother of the year.
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Yeah, but we all know she wasn't.
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You only get one mother, Shay.
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Even though she wasn't shit,
she was
your mother.
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Come here.
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Please, come here.
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Come here.
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You shouldn't be here.
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- Shay, I came for you.
- The last time I went to
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- a funeral with you...
- Devontay Mills.
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And you tried to take his
watch right out the casket
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while everybody's eyes were closed praying.
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That's right, because
everybody knows a Rolex
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ain't supposed to go in the ground,
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especially Devontay owed
me 10K and a steak dinner.
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I'm not supposed to be laughing.
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Everybody here already thinks
I'm a deadbeat daughter.
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Since when you start
caring about everybody?
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Look, I gotta pay Pastor Tyrell.
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Everything around here is my fault,
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and every bill is still my responsibility.
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Go for Hawkeye.
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Code Red! Code Red!
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Pooh Cat is here!
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I don't know how she
found you, but she did!
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Hawkeye out, son! That bitch is a ninja.
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That's your card.
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- Oh.
- What happened?
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Am I magic? No, I'm just a man.
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I'm just a man.
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Ain't she fake?
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Thinks she all that now she out the 'hood,
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trying to act all brand-new.
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I'm Denita, by the way.
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Pooh Cat. Pooh Cat?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Now, I know that's not
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your Christian name.
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Who you here with?
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I run with Tray.
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Ooh, speaking of Tray,
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what he think about them kids?
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No wonder Shay kept them from the family.
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They obviously his.
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Yeah, look like he spit 'em right out.
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Anybody can see Tray loves them kids.
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I mean, does Shay even want him here?
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Fuck Shay.
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That bitch ain't even speak
at her own mama funeral.
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Yeah. Fuck Shay.
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Ooh, damn, I miss this.
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This is that classic
"somebody died" spaghetti.
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Wait, we only eat this when somebody dies?
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- That's right.
- Does it smell in here,
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or is it just me?
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Oh, Shahzad, that is so rude.
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You right, it does smell like old meat
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and mothballs in here.
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This is your mother's grandmother's house.
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It always smelled like that.
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We came here there Christmases ago,
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and the only Christmas present I got
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was some freakin' gray sweatpants.
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'Cause your mother comes
from a crusty ass family,
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Shahzad, no doubt.
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They seem to like you
more than they like mom.
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'Cause they either
stubborn or crazy or both.
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Man, I wish I had this damn
"somebody died" spaghetti
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every day.
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Take that back.
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God, please forgive her for
she know not what she say.
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Children.
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I'ma go take a lap.
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Tray?
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Come out to play.
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Tray!
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Tray!
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Tray!
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Ooh! What...
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There, you be all right.
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Who's gonna be all right?
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You better let me out this bathroom!
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The white tiger has been neutralized.
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Yeah, but why take pictures
of Ruth in the casket?
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Don't you want to remember
her the way she was?
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Shit, I put Ruth all over Facebook.
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Oh, no, Denita, no, no, no, no, no.
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Mm-hmm, you're damn skippy.
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When else do you get your hair
and makeup professionally done?
243
00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:14,973
Your prom, your wedding, and your funeral.
244
00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:17,053
Ruth was giving me life in that casket.
245
00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:21,040
Oh, actually, that is a
really nice angle of her.
246
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,146
Mm-hmm.
247
00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:23,941
She almost looks alive.
248
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,448
You better be glad I ain't rolling, boy.
249
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,750
About to send you right
back to jail right now.
250
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,021
Oh, oh, relax.
251
00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:37,921
Oh, my bad.
252
00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,858
It's all right, you black
Super Mario-looking ass.
253
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,326
Oh!
254
00:11:45,282 --> 00:11:46,426
Fuck it.
255
00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:49,098
You got this.
256
00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:50,696
Mm.
257
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:57,364
Excuse me, everyone, I have
a few words I'd like to say.
258
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,841
Finally.
259
00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:04,874
Um, as you know, my mother and
I didn't always see eye-to-eye,
260
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,808
but that's because she was a strong woman.
261
00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:10,502
A good woman.
262
00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:13,694
And she raised me to be a strong
263
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,822
and stubborn woman.
264
00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:21,386
Uh, but I am the woman
that my mother made me.
265
00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:28,747
She touched the lives
of everyone in this room.
266
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,946
Everybody.
267
00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:35,323
I'm sorry
268
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:39,230
that I wasn't here more of the time
269
00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:41,921
for some of the key years.
270
00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:44,821
I might have been
271
00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:48,274
a little bit of an absentee daughter.
272
00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:51,410
But I think of the days that I was here,
273
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:57,121
and it feels like, to me,
274
00:12:58,088 --> 00:12:59,943
that I've always been here.
275
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:01,765
And...
276
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,517
I love you, mama.
277
00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:12,969
Thank you.
278
00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:16,320
How was that?
279
00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:19,172
You went high, I gotta respect that.
280
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:21,015
Everybody in this room gotta respect that.
281
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,056
That was real nice, Shannon.
282
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,536
And absentee or no absentee,
283
00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:28,154
your mother was a woman of God.
284
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:30,953
I'm sure she forgave your abandonment.
285
00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:33,187
Thank you.
286
00:13:35,935 --> 00:13:37,123
I got this.
287
00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:38,848
Sit down, I got this.
288
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,079
Tray.
289
00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:45,262
Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.
290
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,904
Some of y'all might remember me. I'm Tray.
291
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,749
Shay-Shay's baby daddy.
292
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,521
The one who put them two
beautiful twins in her.
293
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,767
Now, the woman we're here
to honor on this sad day,
294
00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:58,672
I knew her well, too,
295
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,771
'cause she was a damn crackhead.
296
00:14:02,243 --> 00:14:03,810
Ruth was saved!
297
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,543
You don't have to bring
up her past and all that.
298
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:10,180
Yeah, but before she got saved,
she was a god damn crackhead!
299
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,049
- Ooh.
- Y'all in here all saw her
300
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,700
running around town getting
high, stealing your shit.
301
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,846
What was she gonna do with them hub caps?
302
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,351
Okay? Ruth was a bad mother!
303
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,161
Shay wasn't no absentee.
304
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,417
Shay was an escapee, a refugee!
305
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,766
She got away from your rotten asses
306
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,606
and went and made a life for herself!
307
00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:34,864
And if you don't like my speech,
308
00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:37,546
you can kiss my black ass,
309
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,477
and you can kiss Shay
Shay's beautiful black ass,
310
00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:44,781
and Josh's white ass, 'cause
even though Ruth ignored
311
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,453
her obligations as a mother,
312
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:50,137
Shay is honoring her
obligations as a daughter.
313
00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:52,899
- Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause real men and women
314
00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,003
honor their obligations.
315
00:14:57,585 --> 00:15:00,519
So thanks for coming
out, and tip your ushers
316
00:15:00,521 --> 00:15:03,553
on the way out, you sons of bitches.
317
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,561
You do realize that was completely rude
318
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,096
and inappropriate, don't you?
319
00:15:11,098 --> 00:15:12,119
Yeah.
320
00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,387
Thank you.
321
00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:26,545
You need a ride home?
322
00:15:26,547 --> 00:15:28,580
Nah, I got some loose ends to tie up.
323
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,682
Some obligations, if you will.
324
00:15:30,684 --> 00:15:32,184
- All right, bye.
- See you guys later.
325
00:15:32,186 --> 00:15:33,204
Bye, Tray.
326
00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:34,796
- Later, Tray.
- All right.
327
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,799
Pooh, why you in the window?
328
00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:48,267
Come on, get down from there.
329
00:15:52,339 --> 00:15:53,906
Damn, Tray.
330
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:57,284
Why you do this to me, love bug?
331
00:15:57,985 --> 00:15:59,978
I mean, I thought
I was your girl.
332
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,813
I know I made a lot of promises to you
333
00:16:01,815 --> 00:16:03,710
when I thought I'd never
see the light of day.
334
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,966
I told you I'd give you
the world and everything...
335
00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:08,028
Tray, you ain't giving me the world.
336
00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,362
I want you to lay the pipe.
337
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,282
That's all you wanted,
some ding-a-ling?
338
00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:14,073
Yes.
339
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,676
What you think I did all this for?
340
00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:19,046
I mean, you been talking it up,
saying you like stretch marks
341
00:16:19,048 --> 00:16:22,283
and cellulite, and that
C-section scars turn you on.
342
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,944
I wasn't lying.
343
00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,892
You know a C-section is
the mark of womanhood.
344
00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,649
Why you doing this to me, Pooh?
345
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,626
Looking in your eyes,
you gonna fuck around,
346
00:16:30,628 --> 00:16:32,461
get your salad tossed today, girl.
347
00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:33,495
- Mm.
- For real?
348
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:34,590
Yeah, come here.
349
00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:36,360
For real?
350
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,667
Time to pay the piper.
351
00:16:38,889 --> 00:16:40,370
My rent is due.
352
00:16:40,371 --> 00:16:41,703
Rent is due.
353
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:43,105
Whoo, finally. I thought you were gonna
354
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:44,806
make me wait another 10 years.
355
00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:47,122
I'm gonna tell you how
this is gonna go down.
356
00:16:47,578 --> 00:16:49,207
We'll start off slow,
357
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:52,015
then I'm gonna pick up
the pace in the middle.
358
00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:53,334
Mm.
359
00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:56,118
Then I'm gonna go hard, like Seabiscuit.
360
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,279
Ooh.
361
00:16:57,488 --> 00:16:59,054
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
362
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,324
You ready for your Pooh Cat to meow?
363
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,758
Mm-hmm.
364
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,127
You got any special requests,
you better say it now.
365
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,328
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
366
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:09,197
I want you to pick me up
and bang me on the wall.
367
00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:11,099
Mnh-mnh. You know I got that bad back.
368
00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,514
You gotta pick
me up
and bang
me on the wall.
369
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,804
- All right.
- Let's go.
370
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,711
Who do you belong to?
371
00:17:22,713 --> 00:17:23,745
Pooh Cat!
372
00:17:23,747 --> 00:17:25,080
- Who?
- Pooh Cat!
373
00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:26,381
Pooh Cat!
374
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:27,649
Oh!
375
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:28,908
Oh!
376
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,856
Hey, girl, I think you cured my scoliosis.
377
00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:37,288
My back ain't never felt better!
378
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,726
You leaving?
379
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,268
Yeah.
380
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,407
And, uh...
381
00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:50,184
Tray, you ain't gonna see me no more.
382
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:51,684
But you were my lifeline.
383
00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:52,785
Yeah.
384
00:17:52,993 --> 00:17:55,193
In exchange, you made me feel like
385
00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:57,545
the most beautiful girl in the world
386
00:17:57,547 --> 00:17:59,608
for three hours every Sunday.
387
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:00,941
I'm telling you, girl.
388
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:03,668
Under those beautiful
fluorescent prison lights,
389
00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,780
you look like Beyoncé mixed with Rihanna
390
00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:08,271
mixed with Nell Carter.
391
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:12,271
Well,
392
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,643
the Federal Bureau of Prisons
393
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:18,158
may have released you,
but our bond wasn't broken
394
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,369
until we made love,
and
I let you go.
395
00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:24,661
So goodbye.
396
00:18:26,932 --> 00:18:29,597
0074563.
397
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,557
Fly free, jailbird.
398
00:18:34,826 --> 00:18:36,008
Oh, and Tray?
399
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,699
You gonna be great.
400
00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:41,882
For real.
401
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,352
And your kids?
402
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,160
They beautiful.
403
00:18:48,143 --> 00:18:49,183
Bye, boo.
404
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,162
Nigga, what you doing
in here with the coats?
405
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,196
Hey, sweetie, I missed you.
406
00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:22,448
You want some sugar?
407
00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:25,099
I told you I don't like Skittles.
408
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,434
I like Reese's Pieces.
409
00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,249
Baby, they don't travel well.
410
00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:31,105
All right.
411
00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:32,870
I'll bring 'em next time.
412
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,192
I will.
413
00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:38,495
Hey.
414
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:40,977
You need to keep your head up, all right?
415
00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:43,744
Why don't you tell me about all the fun
416
00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,535
we're gonna have when you
get out of here one day?
417
00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,468
Oh, come on, that's a
long ass time from now.
418
00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:50,087
No. Tell me, anyway.
419
00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,461
Well, I always wanted to go to Chicago.
420
00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:58,047
Heard they got good popcorn.
421
00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:00,415
Yeah, I love popcorn.
422
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,915
Yeah, me too.
423
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,750
You gonna feed me popcorn?
424
00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:07,187
I could feed you popcorn.
425
00:20:11,199 --> 00:20:13,744
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