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I read that the male seahorse
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actually gets pregnant
and gives birth.
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Just think about that.
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One day, he's out in a coral reef
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lookin' for some curly
tail, thinking he's a man.
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Next thing you know,
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his boys are all talking
about, "Let's go out!"
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He's like, "Nah, I got
knocked up, my dude,
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but you could you
bring me some algae?"
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No, I respect the little sea horse
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for being a great dad,
but at the same time,
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he's a punk for making
us all look bad.
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Um, Tray?
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Do we need to have another convo
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about you being on your phone at work?
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I was just seeing what time it is.
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Oh, okay. I'll tell you what time it is.
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It's work time, and employees on cellphones
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is against Grundle's
policy, as you well know.
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Okay, let me just... Let me...
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Okay, phone away. Please and thank you.
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Thanks.
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Go ahead.
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Give me a reason.
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You the boss.
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Yeah, hi, I'm in a little bit of a rush.
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Can I get a half-caff, no foam,
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mocha latte with sugar and
an extra shot of espresso,
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please, but split into two cups?
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Aah!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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Them kids look just like me, man.
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No question.
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You know, she can't keep
you from seeing the kids.
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That ain't right.
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I lost custody of my kids
last time I got arrested.
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What'd you get arrested for?
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Beating my kids.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Hey, what y'all in here talkin' about?
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All the ways you [BLEEP] up your lives?
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Sounded like a long conversation.
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Tray just found out he got kids,
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but his ex won't let him see them.
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Oh, Lord.
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Another generation of fatherless children
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being turned loose on the world.
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The cycle continues.
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I'm trying to be a part of their life,
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but unfortunately, it's not up to me.
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Yeah. I bet your pops
said the same thing, huh?
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That's why you a ex-convict
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sitting in a halfway house right now.
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Yo, that cycle shit is real.
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I can track when my life went
from run-of-the-mill [BLEEP] up
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to truly [BLEEP] up when my old man left.
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My pops took a job as
a department-store Santa
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just 'cause he didn't wanna
spend Christmas with us.
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Yep, yep. My pops was incarcerated, too,
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and it was all downhill from there.
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That's why I'm all,
"Yo, [BLEEP] absent fathers, B."
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Wait a minute.
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Y'all really think that
y'all ended up in jail
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'cause you didn't have a pops?
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Nah, I ended up in jail 'cause my lawyer
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was a bag of shit. He didn't object.
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Anybody that watches "Law & Order" knows
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you supposed to object.
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This nigga didn't object not one time!
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This is good, guys.
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We are making progress here.
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See, y'all are recognizing
that you ain't shit
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and that you ain't gonna be shit.
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That's why you're doomed
to a life of failure, man.
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Without that father-son relationship,
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you're always tryin' to feel love,
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that father-size hole left
in your convict hearts.
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Okay. Come on, let's
loosen it up a little bit.
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Let's lighten up. How
about a little prop comedy?
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Anybody got some, uh,
prop for me I can use?
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Any prop I can... Uh,
Barker, where you going?
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You gonna miss this prop comedy?
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Don't leave! I'll tell...
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You gonna be on bathroom
duty the rest of the week!
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Damn dicklicker.
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What the...
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Damn. I thought you'd never get home.
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Come and get some of
these ice creams out of my hands.
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This shit is drippin' all over the place.
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What are you doing here, Tray?
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Don't take this strawberry.
That's my flavor.
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Take the chocolate moose tracks.
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- Moose tracks?
- Moose tracks.
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You know you like a little chocolate swirl
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in your vanilla, Josh.
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Oh, that's funny.
That's... That's very funny.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, listen, Tray. You need to leave.
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You know you can't be here.
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I'm just bringin' the kids
some ice-cream cones, man.
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Is that so wrong?
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You really wanna keep
ice cream from the kids?
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What kind of man are you, Josh?
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No, I'm trying to keep the
kids away from you,
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and they're not even here anyway.
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It's the middle of the school day, so...
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Me and you bumped heads,
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but if you stay in your lane,
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we gonna be all right.
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Stay in my lane?
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This is my lane.
This is my house!
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- How long you lived here?
- You didn't...
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- Nine years.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Nine?
- Nine.
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- Rented or homeowner?
- Homeowner.
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Mm-hmm.
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Good neighborhood, right?
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Uh, yeah. It's the best.
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Yeah, you know this neighborhood
used to be [BLEEP] up?
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- Thank you.
- Good... Good public school?
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No. Actually, no.
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But it doesn't matter
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'cause we send the kids to private school.
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- Private school...
- Yeah.
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I hope it's a good private school.
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Yeah, the Rothman School...
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It's the best school in Brooklyn.
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- Right, right.
- It's very diverse.
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It's got a good science
program, which is important.
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Right. Hold on to this one.
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Dig on that. Dig on it.
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- Yeah. I will.
- Okay.
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I wanna... I wanna thank you.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Yeah.
- My man.
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Great.
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Oh, no.
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No, Tray!
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No, no, no!
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Tray, come back here!
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Tray!
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Dr. Caruso is so stupid.
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Doesn't she have a PhD
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in, like, astrophysics or something?
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Yeah, and she's stupid.
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Um...
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Is that...?
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Oh... my God.
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What do we do?
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What do you think?
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Hi, kids. I-I'm Tray Barker,
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and this is my associate, Cousin Bobby,
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and I'm a friend of your mom's.
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And she told me to come walk you home.
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Wait, no, no, no.
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You're the guy from the art gallery.
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Yeah, she told us to stay away from you.
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You know why your moms told you that?
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Because you're our biological father.
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- You knew that already?
- It's obvious.
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She wouldn't let us talk to you.
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She wouldn't let us ask
any questions about you.
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And you look just like Shahzad.
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What?!
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I don't look like that.
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Nah, so, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Yeah, same nose...
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Yeah, you lookin' at your future, son.
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It's pretty bleak.
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Listen, your mom
has created a boundary
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that I'm gonna be very respectful of.
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I'm gonna interpret that as
like a two-foot safety area.
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What makes you think
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you can just have a
relationship with us now?
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Just walk with me. Give me a chance.
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If we go with you,
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then you have to answer
every question we have.
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But... Mom said...
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Stop being such a bitch, Shahzad.
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Yo! She's got you, son.
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- Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
- Like stop...
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Bobby. Not now.
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I'll answer what I can.
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Answer everything or no deal.
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Ooh, little mama's a boss, son.
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- Of course. That's my daughter.
- Yeah, word.
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No. No, no, no, no. Unh-unh.
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None of that "daughter"
shit. You need to earn that.
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Listen, I want... I wanna earn it.
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Let me... Let me take you
kids on a truth safari.
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Are we going, son?
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We going?
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Oh, shit, son. We going?!
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We going on a truth safari, son?!
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Yo. Pull up the skirt. Come on, son.
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Come... Come on, baby.
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This is what it's about.
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We going back to the Mecca. Come on!
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This is a bad idea.
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"So, when you think of Myanmar,"
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don't think of hateful,
hard-line Buddhists
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or the fourth 'Rambo' movie.
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"Think of delectable deep-dish pizza."
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Jesus Christ, no, Josh.
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No.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
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How was your day?
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It was good.
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It was... normal.
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The same.
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Tray came by today.
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How was your day?
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Are you serious?
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He came to the house?
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Yeah, I was...
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I saw him when I was
coming in from my bike ride.
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And?
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He... That's it.
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Quick exchange.
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Uh... he took off.
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So you spoke to him?
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Well, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, it was...
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It was definitely more cordial
than the last time I saw him.
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He's... He's actually got a
pretty decent energy to him.
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And what did you talk about?
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I don't... Uh...
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He was, like...
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He... He was asking
about the kids and stuff.
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He asked about the kids?
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And what did you tell him?
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Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
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He was like, "Where... Are the kids home?"
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I said, "Obviously not. They're at school."
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You told him they were at school?
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No, I... No.
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I said, "They're not here right now.
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They're at school. Sorry."
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Josh, tell me you didn't tell him
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what school they go to.
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He asked, and I wasn't thinking and it...
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Damn it, Josh!
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But... Where are you going?
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I'm tracking Amira's phone.
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They're with him. I know it.
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What? Let's not jump to conclusions.
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It... He doesn't ha...
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Shit. Wait up!
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This is where it all started.
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Isn't Jay-Z from around here?
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And Barbra Streisand.
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She from Flatbush, dumbass.
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Me and your moms is from here.
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So, how'd you meet?
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Fight broke out right here
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between this fat dude and a skinny dude.
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I mean, this fat dude was
wearin' the skinny dude out!
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And me and your mom was
right there watchin' it.
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It was hilarious, and
that's when it happened.
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That's when you talked to Mom?
260
00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:43,880
Nah.
261
00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,380
That's when Crazy Mike broke
up a fight holdin' a baby.
262
00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,410
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
263
00:09:48,566 --> 00:09:49,899
It was legendary.
264
00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:51,867
It had never been done before.
265
00:09:51,903 --> 00:09:54,784
No one ever broke up
a fight holdin' a baby.
266
00:10:01,964 --> 00:10:03,920
He is to never be forgotten, okay?
267
00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:06,727
Never. Happened right there.
268
00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:07,728
Word.
269
00:10:07,764 --> 00:10:09,848
- Mike, Mike!
- Mike, baby!
270
00:10:09,873 --> 00:10:11,373
You will never be forgotten.
271
00:10:11,408 --> 00:10:12,574
Ever, baby!
272
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,722
The next day, I saw
her sittin' right there.
273
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,099
I was like,
274
00:10:16,139 --> 00:10:19,073
"How about Crazy Mike breakin'
up that fight holdin' a baby?"
275
00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:22,934
We was cool after that.
276
00:10:30,432 --> 00:10:32,265
I've called Amira five times,
277
00:10:32,301 --> 00:10:33,526
and she's not answering the phone.
278
00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:36,953
No, no, no, no, no!
279
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,553
She just disappeared off the map!
280
00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:40,601
No, she probably turned off her phone.
281
00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:41,767
Okay?
282
00:10:41,803 --> 00:10:42,972
They're fine. I'm sure they're fine.
283
00:10:42,972 --> 00:10:44,402
I don't want it to be fine.
284
00:10:44,516 --> 00:10:46,549
I want to take a nutcracker...
285
00:10:46,584 --> 00:10:48,551
- Okay.
- ...to their felon-ass,
286
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:51,621
crack-dealin' biological father's dick!
287
00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:52,922
- Whoa!
- Damn!
288
00:10:52,957 --> 00:10:56,626
Okay, you wanna take a
nutcracker to his dick?
289
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,590
- The...
- Don't try to analyze my rage right now.
290
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,943
Okay, well, don't take
it out on me. Thank you.
291
00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,668
But you're the one who told
him what school they go to.
292
00:11:04,704 --> 00:11:06,671
That is not... That's a true statement.
293
00:11:06,671 --> 00:11:08,927
Yes. But what about you?
294
00:11:09,547 --> 00:11:11,649
You made babies with Stringer Bell!
295
00:11:11,685 --> 00:11:13,551
- Oh...
- Excuse me?
296
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:16,599
We'd love it if we could
have some privacy, please.
297
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,301
I-I wasn't listening to you.
298
00:11:18,336 --> 00:11:19,769
Yes, you was. Guess what...
299
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,469
Don't [BLEEP] around and
get a one-star rating.
300
00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:22,653
Oh, word?
301
00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:24,703
I'll go back and give
you a one-star rating!
302
00:11:24,739 --> 00:11:26,005
No... Did you just hear this shit?
303
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,639
Hey, no, no, no, no,
no. No, no, no, hey, hey.
304
00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:28,941
- Did you just hear this shit?
- Hey!
305
00:11:28,976 --> 00:11:31,410
Nobody has to give out
any one-star ratings
306
00:11:31,445 --> 00:11:33,746
or anything like that. Let's
all take a breath, okay?
307
00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,320
- Take it down notch.
- You're right. You're right.
308
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,452
I'm sorry, Mr. Lyft driver.
309
00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:41,347
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
310
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,819
Five stars?
311
00:11:45,694 --> 00:11:46,867
I have a question.
312
00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:49,055
If you and Mom had such
a good relationship,
313
00:11:49,389 --> 00:11:51,083
how come she wants nothing to do with you?
314
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,824
'Cause she's mad 'cause I went to prison.
315
00:11:52,824 --> 00:11:54,791
Oh, man. What'd you do?
316
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:57,661
I was busted for selling crack cocaine.
317
00:11:57,697 --> 00:12:00,097
Were you, like, on drugs then?
318
00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:01,370
Wasn't on drugs.
319
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,836
I would sell drugs.
320
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,608
Wait, wait. Did Mom sell crack, too?
321
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:08,309
- Nope, never.
- Well, she at least
322
00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:09,520
weighed it and bagged it, right?
323
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,410
Bobby! No, she never did that.
324
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:13,675
Wait, wait, wait.
325
00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:15,358
Okay, what did Mom do?
326
00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:17,660
Okay, every now and then,
she would, like, draw hearts
327
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,663
and unicorns on the shit
on the baggies, you know,
328
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,132
just to make it look nice, but that's it.
329
00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:24,745
She never did nothing else.
330
00:12:25,352 --> 00:12:26,818
So, she knew?
331
00:12:26,994 --> 00:12:28,527
I mean, it's not like
332
00:12:28,562 --> 00:12:31,003
she's completely free of blame or anything.
333
00:12:31,003 --> 00:12:32,115
Eh...
334
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,373
Let me tell you something, Amira...
335
00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,509
Life was different then.
336
00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:38,838
I mean, we didn't have any opportunities.
337
00:12:38,873 --> 00:12:40,361
We had to create our own.
338
00:12:40,508 --> 00:12:43,276
So, you guys had, like,
a legit relationship.
339
00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:44,610
Of course.
340
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:47,586
Me and your mother had a
proper Brooklyn love story.
341
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:50,420
I remember one time...
342
00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:52,102
I remember one time
343
00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:54,769
she threw a brick through
a cop-car windshield.
344
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,328
She threw a brick?!
345
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,616
Threw a brick through the windshield, yeah.
346
00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:00,851
- Why?
- 'Cause she loved me.
347
00:13:01,554 --> 00:13:02,753
One time, she said,
348
00:13:02,788 --> 00:13:04,275
"I'll do anything for you, Tray."
349
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,933
I said, "You won't throw no brick
350
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,501
through no cop-car windshield."
351
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,803
And she threw the brick,
352
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:10,805
and I said, "Shay, you [BLEEP] crazy!"
353
00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:13,043
And then she turned around and said,
354
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,810
"[BLEEP] the police, Tray!"
355
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,360
Your moms.
356
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,826
Yeah, yeah.
357
00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:20,700
Wow, so she really loved you.
358
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:22,164
Yes, she did. She really...
359
00:13:22,199 --> 00:13:23,640
I wish my parents loved each other.
360
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:26,740
My father left to get a Ja
Rule CD and never came back.
361
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,825
Bobby!
362
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,161
Let me bond with the
kids. Please step back.
363
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:32,448
- F-For real?
- Just step back. Please.
364
00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:34,231
I'ma fall back.
365
00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:35,753
I'm fallin' back, son.
366
00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:40,559
I think it's time for me to take y'all back
367
00:13:40,596 --> 00:13:41,886
to where y'all come from.
368
00:13:42,574 --> 00:13:44,009
Let's roll. Come on.
369
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,800
Come on.
370
00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:48,602
Let's go.
371
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,153
Can I go?
372
00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:52,294
Bobby, come on.
373
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:53,334
All right!
374
00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:54,383
Let's roll.
375
00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:57,848
Like we a family! You know what I'm sayin'?
376
00:13:58,278 --> 00:13:59,678
Me and Tray, we like brothers.
377
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,679
You like...
378
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,305
- you know what I'm sayin'?
- Nah.
379
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,292
This is where the trail went cold.
380
00:14:14,839 --> 00:14:16,454
What are you doing, Tray?
381
00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:20,698
I never realized you lived so close.
382
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:23,454
I mean, this place isn't that bad.
383
00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:25,450
There's like two
Starbucks right down there.
384
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:27,435
You made it sound like it
was the ghetto or something.
385
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:28,993
I never said it was the ghetto.
386
00:14:29,029 --> 00:14:30,017
That's your words.
387
00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,575
I think you did.
388
00:14:31,575 --> 00:14:33,471
This place... wasn't that bad.
389
00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:35,151
Just a little rough around the edges.
390
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,480
Actually, it brings back a lot of memories.
391
00:14:47,771 --> 00:14:48,713
Hey.
392
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:51,071
Get the [BLEEP] back before
I knock your ass out, bitch!
393
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,373
Just askin' if you had a moment
394
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,907
to save the polar ice caps.
395
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,876
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
396
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:57,990
I am so sorry.
397
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,881
You shouldn't roll up
on people like that here.
398
00:15:01,124 --> 00:15:02,148
There you go.
399
00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:04,033
Peace be with you.
400
00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,522
Amira! Shahzad!
401
00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,171
Don't even try it.
402
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,089
They with Tray
403
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,776
on some [BLEEP] up trip down memory lane.
404
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:16,588
What, you think they're
gonna be scared of him?
405
00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:17,681
Worse.
406
00:15:20,479 --> 00:15:22,311
I think they're gonna like him.
407
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,154
Over there is where my
grandmother's buried.
408
00:15:28,154 --> 00:15:29,361
Her name was Nan.
409
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,174
Up there is where my
Uncle Marvin was buried.
410
00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:33,846
He gave me my first sip of beer.
411
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,873
Yeah, my brother Clyde,
about a hundred feet that way.
412
00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:38,785
And he got popped in '03.
413
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,222
Left me to fend for myself.
414
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,354
Yeah, about the same age as you.
415
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,293
So...
416
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,422
you... you brought us here to show us
417
00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:51,021
a bunch of dead people's graves.
418
00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:52,414
Hell, no.
419
00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:54,501
I brought you here to show
you where you was conceived.
420
00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:56,482
You see that big-ass tree right there
421
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:58,006
with the low-hanging branches?
422
00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:00,141
That's where me and your mother made you.
423
00:16:01,643 --> 00:16:03,095
That's where the magic happened
424
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,143
with me and your mother.
425
00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:06,188
That's where she pulled
the rabbit out of the hat.
426
00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:07,959
Voila.
427
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:11,302
I can't believe y'all
had sex in a cemetery.
428
00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:12,869
I'ma tell you something, Amira.
429
00:16:12,904 --> 00:16:15,300
The cemetery is like the ghetto itself...
430
00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:17,362
Full of sadness and death,
431
00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:19,451
but it's also full of life.
432
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,117
Uh, I feel nauseous.
433
00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:24,085
Zad! Amira!
434
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,320
I got this. Wait a minute.
435
00:16:25,355 --> 00:16:26,721
Hey! You ain't gonna be running up...
436
00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:28,423
Shay!
437
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,125
Tray, you next! I'm about
to light your ass up!
438
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,626
- Shay, Shay!
- Mom, Mom, it's fine!
439
00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,895
He was just showing us some
stuff from back in the day.
440
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,070
You were wild.
441
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,898
I can't believe the stuff
you used to do outside.
442
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:38,433
You had no right to do this!
443
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:40,034
These are my kids, too, Shay!
444
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:41,669
I'm trying to make up for lost time!
445
00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:44,487
You are not welcome to
barge into our lives!
446
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:45,800
Not after what you did!
447
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,901
What did I do? I made mistakes.
448
00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:50,629
I paid for my mistakes. I did my time.
449
00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:52,260
That should mean something.
450
00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:53,806
Those were your choices.
451
00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:55,775
You chose not to rat on Wavy,
452
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:58,661
and you missed out on your
kids' lives because of it.
453
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,452
I didn't even know I had kids!
454
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,753
You never told me!
455
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,507
You never told me!
456
00:17:03,507 --> 00:17:05,566
Tray. You done crossed the line.
457
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,465
This is the last straw for me.
458
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:10,182
- Look, Mom, he was...
- You hush!
459
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:13,248
If you ever pull one of
these shenanigans again,
460
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,550
I swear to God, I will call the cops on you
461
00:17:15,585 --> 00:17:17,751
and have them drag you back to jail.
462
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:20,588
Try me. See if I don't do it.
463
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,250
You'll call the cops on me, Shay?
464
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,646
Sure will. We done here.
465
00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:27,635
You hear me? Done.
466
00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:29,215
Come on.
467
00:17:30,087 --> 00:17:31,266
Come on!
468
00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:35,258
Don't come around us anymore.
469
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,723
- Bobby.
- Hmm?
470
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:48,026
- Come on.
- Uh, what happened?
471
00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:50,562
- Come on.
- What happened? I took a nap.
472
00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:51,807
I'm... I'm good.
473
00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:53,565
All we did... Was take a nap.
474
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,254
- Yep. Who...
- Come on.
475
00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:57,347
It's you. It's you.
476
00:17:57,372 --> 00:17:59,126
That's not me! Are you kidding?
477
00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:00,317
That's me?
478
00:18:00,342 --> 00:18:02,560
I know I have a big head, but not that big.
479
00:18:02,608 --> 00:18:04,307
Okay, so a man with buttons.
480
00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:06,610
- It's not a man with a button.
- Okay, it's a man in a suit.
481
00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:08,144
What if I give you this?
No, not a man in a suit.
482
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:10,079
Okay, that's a man who
has a really bad haircut.
483
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:13,816
- No, that's not a man with a bad...
- He's wearing a beret.
484
00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:15,851
Look at it! It... Uh, it's a person!
485
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,453
There's only one thing that it could be.
486
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,686
It's a person!
487
00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:20,468
A human? A human being.
488
00:18:20,469 --> 00:18:22,369
- No. It's a gingerbread man.
- A gingerbread man?
489
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,953
- It's a ginger...
- Oh! I don't even eat gingerbread.
490
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,546
- You don't eat gingerbread?
- No.
491
00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:29,381
Well, that's sad. That's a sad, sad thing.
492
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,583
Okay, who's next?
493
00:18:30,618 --> 00:18:32,051
Who's next? So sad.
494
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:33,612
You don't eat gingerbread.
495
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:37,887
Gingerbread!
496
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,159
I-I'm sorry.
497
00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,016
Okay, and start!
498
00:18:42,477 --> 00:18:43,536
Box.
499
00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:45,678
Rectangle!
500
00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:48,916
Oh!
501
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,249
- Brick!
- Yeah!
502
00:18:50,285 --> 00:18:52,085
Whoo!
503
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,886
Wait, brick? That's
how you explain "brick,"
504
00:18:53,922 --> 00:18:56,089
by throwing it through
the windshield of a car?
505
00:18:56,124 --> 00:18:57,790
A cop car, yeah.
506
00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,992
A cop car? Oh, wow.
507
00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:11,052
Shannon?
508
00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:13,347
the police.
509
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,691
- Come on. My turn. Let's go.
- All right.
510
00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:16,893
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
511
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,948
Let's get it back.
512
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,469
- All right.
- We need a win.
513
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:21,837
I can't believe you drew this.
514
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,239
- You ready for this?
- You really drew this?
515
00:19:26,477 --> 00:19:27,944
Yeah.
516
00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:29,145
Yeah, go ahead.
517
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:30,780
Clean that good, real good.
518
00:19:30,815 --> 00:19:32,923
Make sure you get all up under there.
519
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:36,012
You know what? You got to remember...
520
00:19:36,037 --> 00:19:37,701
Barker, you brought this on yourself.
521
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,160
You brought it on yourself!
522
00:19:40,492 --> 00:19:42,620
You your own worst enemy, man.
523
00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:43,895
You are!
524
00:19:44,306 --> 00:19:47,022
This is truly a metaphor for you life...
525
00:19:47,232 --> 00:19:49,413
You with your face down in the shitter.
526
00:19:50,662 --> 00:19:53,413
It'd be funny if it wasn't so goddamn sad!
527
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,266
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