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HEY...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M WALKING.
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I'M WALKING.
WHERE ARE YOU, UH,
WHERE YOU WALKING TO?
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I'M BABYSITTING,
MARK.
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CAN YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
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WANT TO DO
SOMETHING LATER?
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IT'S FRIDAY,
YOU KNOW.
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ARE YOU DEAF?
WHAT?
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ARE YOU DEAF, MARK?
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?
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AH, COME ON.
IT'D BE FUN.
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BRING THE KIDS.
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I TOLD YOU
TO LEAVE ME ALONE, MARK,
ALL RIGHT?
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HI.
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OH, HI.
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HOPE I'M NOT
TOO LATE.
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
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6:40, BUT THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE LATE AS USUAL.
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[TELEVISION PLAYS]
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HARRY,
THE BABYSITTER'S HERE.
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[HUMMING]
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IT WAS GREAT
OF YOU TO COME BY
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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NO PROBLEM,
MRS. TUCKER.
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WE REALLY
APPRECIATE THAT.
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SO WHAT YOU GUYS
EATING, HUH?
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HAMBURGERS
AND COKE.
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DAD SAID I COULD
STAY UP TILL 10:00.
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NOT IF YOU
DON'T BEHAVE,
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OTHERWISE
YOU'RE GOING TO BED RIGHT NOW
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AND WITH NO TV.
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OH, EXCUSE ME, DEAR,
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COULD YOU
HELP ME WITH THIS?
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NO PROBLEM.
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THANK YOU.
THE ZIPPER JUST...
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DAD, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.
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OH, PFF.
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HONEY, WHERE ARE
MY BLUE PANTS, HUH?
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WITH ALL YOUR OTHER
PANTS, HARRY, UPSTAIRS.
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AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
THIS SILLY TIE FOR?
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YOU KNOW I HATE IT.
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AND WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
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WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
MR. TUCKER.
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♪ THINK I KNOW YOUSO WELL ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THINKINGNOW HE'S GONE ♪
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♪ I FEAR THAT HE RENTEDHIS SOUL, DEAR ♪
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♪ TAKING-- ♪
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♪ TAKING IN THE PAPERAND THE FEAR ♪
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♪ DON'T HIDE YOURSELF ♪
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♪ IF YOU'VE GOT TO BEWITH SOMEONE ELSE... ♪
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YOU GOING TO WALK
RIGHT PAST ME?
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I'M SORRY.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME
AGAIN?
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HA. THAT'S FUNNY.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP
WITH THE LONER? WHAT'S HIS PROB?
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I THINK
SHE DUMPED HIM.
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HA. REALLY.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT WITH ME AND JOEY TONIGHT.
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UH, HMM...
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CAN I
THINK ABOUT IT?
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YEAH.
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YEAH?
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YEAH.
THINK ABOUT IT.
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SEE YA.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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WHAT'S UP?
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YOUR MOM GOING
TO MY FOLKS' PARTY TONIGHT?
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YOU TALKING TO ME?
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YEAH.
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UH, SHE'S
OUT OF TOWN.
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I GUESS THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE HERE EATING THIS SWILL...
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ALONE.
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YEAH.
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YOU GOT
ANY PLANS, MAN?
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ACTUALLY,
I GOT TO GET HOME.
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GOT EARLY PRACTICE
TOMORROW.
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OOH, PRACTICE.
EXCITEMENT.
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YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED, JACK.
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[WHISTLES]
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[WHISTLES]
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COULD I HAVE A BEER?
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MAYBE.
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I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY, THOUGH.
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OHH.
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CLOSE YOUR EYES
FOR A SECOND.
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JUST CLOSE THEM,
ALL RIGHT?
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THAT'S
THE ONLY REASON I COME IN HERE.
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I HOPE
YOU KNOW THAT.
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NOW, JIMMY, EAT YOUR
HAMBURGER, NOT JUST THE POTATO CHIPS.
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SEE THAT HE
EATS DINNER, DEAR.
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HERE'S THE BABY'S
BOTTLE.
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I'M TOO TOLD
FOR A BABYSITTER.
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WHOO...
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MM...
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YOU READY, DARLIN'?
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO START
DRINKING NOW, HONEY?
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HEY, THAT'S A CUTE
OUTFIT YOU GOT ON.
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THANKS, MR. TUCKER.
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WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
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YEAH.
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HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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YOU, TOO, AND YOU KIDS
BE GOOD, NOW. BYE, NOW.
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AND YOU BE GOOD, TOO, HUH?
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BYE, MOM.
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SHE SURE IS
A CUTE LITTLE THING.
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EAT YOUR HAMBURGER.
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HEY, JACK.
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WAIT UP, DUDE.
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OH, A BEER.
I'M SO SHOCKED.
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OH, NICE, MARK.
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IT'S A NIGHTMARE,
ISN'T IT?
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YOU'VE REALLY
CHANGED, MAN.
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HEY, YOU WANT ONE?
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I CAN GO GRAB YOU ONE.
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WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
MARK?
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NOT A WHOLE LOT.
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I'M JUST HANGING OUT
WITH MY OLD BUDDY JACK.
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WE HAVEN'T BEEN
BUDDIES FOR A WHILE.
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YEAH. I KNOW,
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AND THAT'S MY FAULT.
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I DON'T KNOW,
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I SAW YOU SITTING ALONE
IN THE DINER BACK THERE.
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I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU'D BE UP FOR DOING SOMETHING.
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OLD TIMES' SAKE
OR SOMETHING.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR
FRIEND BACK THERE?
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AREN'T YOU
GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER?
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OH, YOU MEAN--YEAH.
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WELL, SHE'S, UH...
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NOTHING SPECIAL,
YOU KNOW?
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
THOUGH...
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OH, SISTER.
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SHE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL, MAN.
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YEAH.
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SHE'S REALLY GREAT.
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SO YOU GUYS
AREN'T DOING NOTHING TONIGHT?
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WELL...
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00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,849
ACTUALLY,
SHE'S BABYSITTING.
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BABYSITTING, HUH?
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HMM.
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THAT'S TOO BAD.
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LIKE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE OVER THERE
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AT 8:00 OR WHATEVER.
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LUCKY MAN. GOD.
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IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME CORRECTLY,
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YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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HMM?
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN--
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"IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME CORRECTLY." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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ARE YOU SAYING
YOU WENT OUT WITH HER?
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WELL, THAT'S--
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I GO OUT WITH A LOT
OF CHICKS, YEAH.
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WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME?
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NO REASON, MAN.
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OH, I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, MAN.
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WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON.
HEY, HEY...
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COME ON. YOU PISSED
OR SOMETHING?
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NO. NO, I'M...
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COME ON.
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I SAID I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T, UH...
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THAT'S WEIRD.
SHE NEVER SAID NOTHING TO YOU?
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NO, SHE DIDN'T.
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WELL, MAYBE
SHE SHOULD HAVE.
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Go to sleep.
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Aren't you tired?
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OHH...
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I TRUST THAT GIRL.
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WHY, BECAUSE SHE
LIKES MY UGLY TIES?
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I TRUST HER WITH THE BABY.
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SHE SEEMS...
A LITTLE CARELESS.
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I'M PRETTY SURE SHE
HAD HER BOYFRIEND OVER THE OTHER TIME.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER
HAD A BABYSITTER AS PRETTY AS YOU
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WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE BOY.
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[SIGH]
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SO, UH...
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME, HUH?
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WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
MR. TUCKER.
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YEAH.
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HA HA HA--WHOA.
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HARRY,
I TOLD YOU YOU DID NOT NEED THAT DRINK.
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AND ANOTHER THING,
THAT GIRL--
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THE OTHER TIME,
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE
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SHE USED OUR BATHTUB
AND TOOK A BATH.
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I MEAN,
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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JACK,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
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YOU SURE
YOU'RE COOL WITH EVERYTHING?
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AGAIN,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
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I SHOULDN'T--
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I SHOULDN'T
HAVE SAID ANYTHING.
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JACK?
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YOU--
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MAN, LAST BALL
ALREADY?
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THAT'S THE LAST ONE,
JACK.
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OH...BRRR.
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THE THING
IS COLD, MAN.
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YOU COULD USE
THE OLD JACK TOUCH.
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GET IT, GET IT.
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WELL, YOU JUST,
UH, LOST.
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O.K., SO,
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UH...
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I GUESS
IT'S MY TURN, HUH?
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YOU STEP RIGHT OVER HERE.
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THIS MACHINE,
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I PRETTY MUCH GOT IT
ALL FIGURED OUT, YOU KNOW?
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SO, UH...
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WHEN DID YOU
GO OUT WITH HER?
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JACK, DON'T
EVEN SWEAT IT.
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IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
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ONE DATE.
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THE...MORE IMPORTANT
QUESTION IS, UH,
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WHAT'S A GUY LIKE YOU
DOING ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?
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YOU TWO ON THE ROCKS
OR WHAT?
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I TOLD YOU
SHE'S BABYSITTING.
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OH, COME ON!
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I'M GOING TO
TURN THIS OVER RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
WANT TO TAKE ANY ADVICE FROM ME, MAN,
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BUT MAYBE YOU
SHOULD CALL HER.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[RING]
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HELLO.
TUCKER'S RESIDENCE.
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TELL HER A GOOD THING
LIKE HER HAS GOT TO BE PASSED AROUND.
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HELLO?
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HI.
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WE SORT OF THOUGHT
WE'D DROP BY--
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NO, NO...
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JACK AND I WERE JUST
SAYING, YOU KNOW,
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TWO'S COMPANY...
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THREE'S AN ORGY.
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HUH?
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OH, YOU TILTED, MAN.
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YEAH. GUESS SO, MAN.
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FUCKING BELIEVE THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MARK?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I WOULDN'T TAKE ADVICE
FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
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SEE YA.
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"ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY.
WHY DO YOU WEEP?
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"ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY.
WHY DO YOU WEEP?
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"AM I THE MOTIVE
OF THESE TEARS, MILORD?
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AM I...THE MOTIVE
OF THESE TEARS, MILORD?"
246
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,927
HMM.
247
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,931
"OF HAPPILY YOU,
MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT--
248
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,433
"OF HAPPILY YOU,
MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT...
249
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,936
"AN INSTRUMENT OF THIS
YOU'RE CALLING BACK.
250
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,939
LAY NOT BLAME ON ME
IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM."
251
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,941
IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM.
252
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,945
HEY, HEY, JACK.
253
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,949
IT WAS
LAST SUMMER.
254
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:32,951
WHAT?
255
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,454
WHEN I WENT OUT
WITH HER. IT WAS LAST SUMMER.
256
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,958
YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO KNOW, RIGHT?
257
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:40,959
LISTEN, MARK,
258
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,461
IT'S BEEN GREAT
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
259
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,963
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF?
260
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,965
YOU KNOW,
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
261
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,466
OH, MAN!
262
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,469
O.K.,
SO THIS IS YOU--
263
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,970
"MARK,
WHAT'S THE TIME?
264
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,971
"IT'S 6:00.
265
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,972
HEY, FUCK YOU."
266
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:58,477
JESUS. YOU ASK ME
A QUESTION, RIGHT, AND I'M ANSWERING.
267
00:17:58,977 --> 00:17:59,978
WHAT'S
THE REAL STORY?
268
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,480
YOU IN LOVE
WITH THIS GIRL, HUH?
269
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,982
IS THAT IT?
270
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,984
YOU'RE ALL BENT
OUT OF SHAPE.
271
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,985
THAT'S COOL.
272
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,988
IT'S HARD TO KNOW
IF YOU REALLY LOVE A GIRL
273
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,489
UNLESS
YOU'VE FUCKED HER.
274
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,994
WHY DON'T YOU
CALM DOWN?
275
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,495
[SIREN]
276
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,999
SHIT.
GO, GO, GO.
277
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,506
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
278
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,008
OH, MAN,
279
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,509
I'M SORRY, MAN.
280
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,513
AM I THE GREATEST
AT SAYING THE WRONG THING?
281
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,514
YEAH, YOU ARE.
282
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:36,514
THAT'S TWICE.
283
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,516
JACK, I'M SO SORRY.
284
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,521
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
285
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,024
I SHOULD JUST KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT.
286
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,526
I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE.
287
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,029
LET'S SEE.
WHAT DID I DO WITH THAT?
288
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,030
BAM.
289
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,032
LOOK AT
THAT FAT GUY.
290
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,533
LET'S BURN IT DOWN.
291
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,037
RELAX. NO ONE
CAN SEE US.
292
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,538
OH, JACK, MAN,
293
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:01,540
COME ON.
294
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,544
THAT'S MY WAY
OF SAYING I'M SORRY.
295
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:10,048
HERE
IS TO A NIGHT...
296
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,050
OF ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES.
297
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,573
HEY, MAN,
298
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,574
WHAT THE FUCK?
299
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,577
JACK...
300
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:42,080
ALL I SAID WAS
YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
301
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,081
I'M NOT
GONNA CALL HER!
302
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,584
WHAT,
ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE TUCKERS?
303
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,086
COME ON.
THEY'RE ALREADY OVER AT MY HOUSE.
304
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,089
PARTY TIME.
305
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,093
[WHISTLING]
306
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,097
HONEY,
COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WHISTLING THAT TUNE?
307
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,602
AND TRY NOT
TO DRINK TOO MUCH TONIGHT, O.K.?
308
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,104
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
309
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,105
YEAH.
310
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,610
HEY, DOLLY, HARRY,
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
311
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,111
WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR ANYTHING.
312
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,613
MWAH.
HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
313
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,615
YOU'RE ONE OF
THE FIRST.
314
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,617
OH, YOU TWO.
315
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,618
HI.
HI.
316
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,119
COME ON UP.
317
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,620
O.K. ALL RIGHT.
GOODBYE.
318
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,623
HI, BERNICE.
319
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,125
OH, THANK YOU.
320
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,627
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
321
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,630
OH, HI, SAM, WILMA,
JOE, AUDREY.
322
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,131
HARRY, WHAT'S
YOUR POISON?
323
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,633
UH, BOURBON.
HI, EVERYBODY. DOLLY?
324
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,637
UM, I'LL TAKE
A WINE SPRITZER, PLEASE.
325
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,139
SO, AUDREY,
MUST BE ANY DAY NOW.
326
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,142
YOU MUST BE
SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS WEATHER.
327
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,143
OH, YEAH.
328
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,646
I'M USED TO IT
BY NOW.
329
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,148
HOW ARE THOSE
FOUR BOYS OF YOURS?
330
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,650
OH--WE HOPE
IT'S A GIRL.
331
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,653
HERE, DOLLY.
332
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,154
OH, THANK YOU.
333
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,156
HOW'S YOUR
LITTLE ONE, DOLLY?
334
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,657
OH. OH, HE'S FINE.
335
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,660
HE'S THE MOST
PRECIOUS BABY,
336
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,662
BUT IT'S NICE
TO GET AWAY.
337
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,163
IT ISN'T EASY.
338
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,666
WELL, IT SURE
DOESN'T SHOW, DOLLY.
339
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,669
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
EVERY DAY.
340
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,671
WHAT'S
YOUR SECRET?
341
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,174
SECRET? HA.
HAAGEN DAZS.
342
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:19,177
ALL THOSE CALORIES--
GETTING HER BABY FAT BACK.
343
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,678
HARRY, HAVE A HEART.
344
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,181
HA HA,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
345
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,183
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
346
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,685
I'LL TAKE A VODKA
STRAIGHT UP.
347
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,688
[TV GUNFIRE]
348
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,205
HEY, GUYS...
349
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,208
BITSY...
350
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,709
JIMMY...
351
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,711
YOU'RE A THIEF!
352
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,215
STOP IT.
353
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:59,717
YOU GUYS, ST-STOP IT.
354
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,722
YOU GUYS, GET OFF!
355
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,723
HA HA HA...
356
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,224
GET OFF.
357
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,728
STOP IT.
358
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:11,729
STOP IT.
359
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:14,733
STOP IT.
360
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,236
JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS.
STOP.
361
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,741
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
362
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,243
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP IT.
363
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,245
[RING]
364
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,747
JIMMY...GET OFF.
365
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:30,749
[RING]
366
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:34,753
[RING]
367
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,254
CAVALRY
TO THE RESCUE.
368
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,755
HELLO.
TUCKER RESIDENCE.
369
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,758
HI. IT'S JACK.
370
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,759
OH.
371
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,760
HI, JACK.
372
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,263
WHEW...WHERE ARE YOU
CALLING FROM?
373
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,766
WHY ARE YOU
BREATHING LIKE THAT?
374
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:50,769
OH, THE KIDS
JUST BEAT ME UP.
375
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,771
OH, REALLY?
UH-HUH.
376
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,773
MAYBE I SHOULD
COME OVER AND PROTECT YOU.
377
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,777
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
JACK.
378
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:01,780
WELL, I THOUGHT
MAYBE I'D COME OVER
379
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,783
AND, UH...
AND HANG OUT,
380
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,284
WATCH SOME TV
OR SOMETHING?
381
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:09,787
WHEN THE KIDS
GO TO SLEEP, WE'D BE ALONE.
382
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:12,290
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
383
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,295
COME ON.
YOU WANT ME TO, DON'T YOU?
384
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,299
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
385
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,800
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
386
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:25,303
NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT.
387
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:27,805
I JUST WANT
TO COME SEE YOU
388
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,307
AND WORK THINGS OUT.
389
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,808
NO, JACK.
390
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,311
I TOLD YOU--
I'M NOT READY.
391
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,812
YOU--YOU'RE
GOING TOO FAST.
392
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,815
WHY? WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
393
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,817
JACK, NO.
THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT?
394
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,820
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU TODAY.
395
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,321
N-NOTHING. NOTHING.
396
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:44,822
JUST WANT TO TALK.
397
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,324
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
398
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,327
I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF THESE KIDS. BYE.
399
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,328
[CLICK]
400
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,829
SHIT.
401
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,332
GOD!
402
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,335
GOD, DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMEPLACE TO GO?
403
00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,837
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
404
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,841
NONE OF YOUR
FUCKING BUSINESS.
405
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,843
AH, CHICKS, MAN...
406
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,845
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
407
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:10,849
LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE
A GOOD GUY, JACK, IT'S JUST--
408
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,852
WELL, YOU TAKE IT
TOO SERIOUS, THAT'S ALL.
409
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,855
AND MY ADVICE SUCKED.
I'M SORRY. FORGET IT.
410
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:20,358
BUT MY POINT IS,
CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?
411
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:22,860
KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET
SOME FREE BEER?
412
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:25,864
OH, MAN, IT'S FRIDAY.
LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK.
413
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,866
IT'S NOT
GOING TO KILL YOU.
414
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:35,373
[MUSIC PLAYS]
415
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,882
IT'S OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
416
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,885
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
417
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:47,886
HEY, WHO PLAYS GOLF?
418
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,888
WE'LL MAKE IT
A FOURSOME.
419
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:50,889
CHARLIE WILLIAMS.
420
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,390
LET'S SEE,
UH, RICHARD.
421
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,393
TUCKER, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU ON THE GREEN TWICE THIS YEAR.
422
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:58,396
'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS
SELLING CARS TO HEELS LIKE YOU.
423
00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,897
I'LL GET OUT THERE.
424
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,900
JUST GIVE ME
ONE STROKE A HOLE--
425
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,903
I'LL GIVE YOU A STROKE.
BEND OVER.
426
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,741
WHAT'S UP, DAD?
427
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,242
HOW YOU DOING?
428
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,744
EVERYONE, YOU KNOW
MY SON MARK.
429
00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:15,246
THIS IS
MY FRIEND JACK.
430
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,248
JACK, THIS IS SAM.
431
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,749
HEY,
HOW YOU DOING?
432
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,750
HARRY. HARRY, JACK.
433
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,253
HARRY, THIS IS YOUR
BABYSITTER'S BOYFRIEND
434
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,755
RIGHT HERE IN THE FLESH.
435
00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,257
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE, SON?
436
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,762
HELLO, JACK.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
437
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,764
USED TO
SEE JACK A LOT
438
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,266
WHEN MARK WAS
STILL ON THE TEAM.
439
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,269
YOU JUST WON
THE ROTARY SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?
440
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,270
YEAH.
441
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,273
YOU WERE GREAT
LAST SATURDAY.
442
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,774
O.K., O.K., ENOUGH.
443
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,276
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
444
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,779
YOU THINK WE COULD
USE THE CAR?
445
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,281
UH, KEYS ARE
IN THE KITCHEN.
446
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:52,284
BYE, FELLAS.
447
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,786
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH FUN.
448
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,788
YOU GOT PRACTICE
TOMORROW, JACK.
449
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,291
WONDER WHAT
THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO.
450
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,295
THEY'RE PROBABLY
GOING OUT TO CHASE SOME TAIL.
451
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,297
BOY, THOSE WERE
THE DAYS, RIGHT?
452
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,798
MM.
453
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:08,299
FOOTBALL RALLIES,
454
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,302
MOVIE HOUSE BALCONIES.
455
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:13,805
BARE THIGHS,
NO-CONTROL TOPS, NO CROTCHES.
456
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:17,809
JUST A FLIMSY
PAIR OF PANTIES IN THE BACK SEAT.
457
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:20,311
LIKE A BROKEN
BALLOON.
458
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,315
THOSE GOOD TIMES
ARE GONE, OLD MAN.
459
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,323
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO?
460
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,824
WELL...
461
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,326
I DON'T KNOW IF TONIGHT
IS ABOUT "WE."
462
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,829
I THINK TONIGHT
MAY BE ABOUT YOU.
463
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,331
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
464
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,334
DROP IT, MARK.
465
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,838
I'M NOT GOING TO
LET YOU SAY NO THIS EASY.
466
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:49,340
THIS IS A PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY, O.K.?
467
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,342
LISTEN.
468
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,345
I DRIVE YOU OVER THERE,
DROP YOU OFF,
469
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,847
YOU GIVE HER A COUPLE
OF THESE BEERS,
470
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,849
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
471
00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:01,853
LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
472
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:05,857
YOU ASKED HER IF YOU
COULD STOP BY, SHE SAID NO.
473
00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:06,858
WHY?
474
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:10,361
I MEAN, YOU'VE
BEEN OVER THERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
475
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:13,865
THE TUCKERS ARE HERE.
476
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,867
LIKE, WHAT'S THE STORY?
477
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,870
I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S
SCREWING AROUND OR ANYTHING,
478
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:20,371
BUT IT'S LIKE...
479
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:24,376
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT ME AND HER.
480
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,377
TRUST ME.
481
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,378
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
482
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,881
THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT, MAN.
483
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,885
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
484
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,427
JUST LIKE I EXPECTED.
485
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,433
SOME PARTY.
486
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,442
DISHES, NOISE,
CLUTTER, FAT,
487
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,446
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY
START TO CHEAT ON YOU.
488
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,449
DOLLY, I THINK SOMETHING'S
GOING ON AT HOME.
489
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,950
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
490
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:40,451
I THINK
THAT BABYSITTER'S
491
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,454
GETTING A VISIT
FROM HER BOYFRIEND.
492
00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,957
HARRY, WHAT
IS YOUR PROBLEM?
493
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,458
SUCH
AN IMAGINITIVE BOY.
494
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,962
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT I'M
GOING TO CHECK IT OUT.
495
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,964
THE ONLY PERSON
THE BABYSITTER
496
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,466
NEEDS PROTECTION
FROM IS YOU, NOT HER BOYFRIEND,
497
00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:59,470
SO WHY DON'T YOU
STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF?
498
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:00,972
[SIGHS]
499
00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:02,473
HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW
500
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,476
WHAT HIS PROBLEM
IS TONIGHT.
501
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,978
YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND
MOST DEPRESSING?
502
00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:08,980
THAT FAT DRUNK
503
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,982
WITH HIS BELLY
HANGING OVER HIS BELT
504
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,984
IS SOMETHING
I'M STUCK WITH
505
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,986
TILL DEATH
DO US PART.
506
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:18,489
SORT OF
MAKES YOU WISH THE MARRIAGE VOWS
507
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,993
HAD AN ASSHOLE
CLAUSE, DOESN'T IT?
508
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,495
HUSBANDS ARE REALLY
DIFFICULT TO PUT UP WITH.
509
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,498
I'VE GOT TO CHECK ON MY--
510
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,500
I FORGOT ABOUT
THE HORS D'OEUVRES
511
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,001
IN THE OVEN.
512
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,505
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY LOVED IT
513
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,508
WHEN BILL CALLED ME
YOUNG-LOOKING TONIGHT.
514
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,019
OH, DOLLY...
515
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,521
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
EVERY DAY.
516
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,524
SHOW ME
YOUR SECRET.
517
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,529
BILL...
518
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,532
WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
519
00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,036
DOLLY...
520
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:07,038
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
521
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,539
NO, NO,
NOTHING'S WRONG,
522
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,041
JUST--NO. HA HA.
523
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,042
NO.
524
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,567
BITSY, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR BATH.
525
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,074
[MARK]
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR LIQUOR, JACK?
526
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,581
HOW DO YOU FEEL, MAN?
527
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,082
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO RALPH,
528
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,583
DO IT OUT THERE.
529
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,086
DON'T GET IT
ALL OVER THE INSIDE--
530
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:56,087
OH, SHIT!
531
00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,590
THAT'S BAD-ASS, MAN.
532
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,594
DON'T GET IT
ALL OVER THE SIDE.
533
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,096
HOW YOU DOING?
YOU FEEL BETTER?
534
00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,098
I FEEL A LOT BETTER.
535
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,599
HAVE SOME GUM.
536
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,101
HERE. HAVE
SOME GUM.
537
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,102
ALL RIGHT?
538
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,606
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
539
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,112
[HONK HONK]
540
00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:23,614
[TIRES SQUEAL]
541
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,116
[TV GUNSHOTS]
542
00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:27,618
BITSY, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR BATH.
543
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,622
I DON'T WANT TO.
JIMMY GOES FIRST.
544
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,624
BITSY, JIMMY GOES SECOND
545
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,628
BECAUSE JIMMY DOESN'T
GO TO BED TILL 10:00.
546
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,130
I NEVER GET
TO STAY UP.
547
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,132
O.K., YOU CAN WATCH TV
548
00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,134
WHILE JIMMY
TAKES HIS BATH.
549
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,635
I DON'T WANT TO.
550
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,139
WELL, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE TAKING A BATH.
551
00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:50,141
[TV GUNSHOTS]
552
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,643
BITSY, STOP IT!
BITSY!
553
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,646
PUT ME DOWN!
554
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,648
BITSY, NO! NO! NO!
555
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,149
IN HERE NOW.
556
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,156
BITSY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
557
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,658
YOU'RE GETTING
INTO THE BATH.
558
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,173
[SIGHS]
559
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,179
WHAT NOW?
560
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,183
GET OUT OF THE CAR,
561
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,685
WALK UP THE STEPS,
RING THE BELL.
562
00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,690
THIS IS STUPID.
563
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,693
I DON'T WANT
TO MESS THINGS UP.
564
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,194
YOU WON'T.
565
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,695
BELIEVE ME,
YOU WON'T.
566
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,698
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
567
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,701
I'LL HANG OUT HERE
UNTIL YOU GET INSIDE.
568
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,212
GOOD LUCK, MAN.
569
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:09,720
[MUTTERING]
570
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,735
[THUNDER]
571
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,761
I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.
572
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,263
YOU WANT TO COME?
573
00:33:57,268 --> 00:33:59,770
SHE'S COLD, MAN.
574
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,778
I'M GOING TO NEED
YOUR TOUCH, JACK.
575
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:15,787
[DOORBELL]
576
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:28,799
[TV GUNSHOTS]
577
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:42,313
JACK, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO COME OVER.
578
00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:45,316
I SORT OF THOUGHT
I'D DROP BY.
579
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,657
YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE SUCH A JERK.
580
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,659
I HOPE YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT HELPING ANYTHING.
581
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,162
I JUST CAME TO SEE
WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
582
00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,663
I'M BABYSITTING.
583
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,667
THE KIDS ARE UPSTAIRS
TAKING A BATH.
584
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:07,672
WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME COME IN?
585
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,673
JACK, NO.
586
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:10,675
YOU'RE DRUNK.
587
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,176
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
588
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,180
JUST A COUPLE
OF BEERS.
589
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,182
I SAID NO,
590
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:20,184
AND YOU CAME OVER ANYWAY?
591
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:28,192
I GUESS I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
592
00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,695
I HAVE TO BABYSIT.
593
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,725
THAT WAS QUICK.
594
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,727
SHUT UP.
595
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:03,728
WHAT HAPPENED?
596
00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,730
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
597
00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,231
JUST GET ME HOME.
598
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,232
OH, MAN.
599
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,734
THAT'S NOT PART
OF THE GAME.
600
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,236
I GOT AN IDEA.
601
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,737
WHERE YOU GOING?
602
00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:17,742
[CRASH]
603
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:21,245
WHAT...
604
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,746
DAMN IT. SHIT. GOD...
605
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:32,756
JUST TRUST ME, O.K.?
606
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,759
JUST STAY LOW,
COMMANDO-STYLE.
607
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,766
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
608
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,787
[TIRES SQUEAL]
609
00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:06,791
[HONK HONK]
610
00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,292
BITSY.
611
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,798
JIMMY, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO TAKE A BATH.
612
00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:15,800
I'LL TAKE MY OWN BATH.
613
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,803
[HONK]
614
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:19,804
JIMMY.
615
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:23,807
IF YOU DON'T GO
TAKE THAT BATH,
616
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,810
I'LL TAKE YOU
UP THERE MYSELF.
617
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,812
JUST TRY IT.
618
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,314
THEN SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.
619
00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:33,317
ALL RIGHT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
620
00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:34,318
COME ON.
621
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,319
OW! OW!
622
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,820
JIMMY, COME ON.
623
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,322
OH, THAT'S BOSS.
624
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,324
LOOK AT JUNIOR GO.
625
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,326
JIMMY,
I'M SERIOUS.
626
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:45,329
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.
627
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,331
I HOPE NOBODY
CAN SEE US.
628
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,333
RELAX. OH, MAN.
SERIOUSLY,
629
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:51,335
YOU SHOULD
BE TAKING NOTES.
630
00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,338
NOW.
631
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,839
HA HA HA HA!
632
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:41,385
JACK.
633
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,891
TAKE A BATH NOW.
634
00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:54,398
LIKE STEEL.
635
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,899
DID YOU SEE THAT?
636
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,902
IT WAS SO PRETTY, MAN.
637
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:20,925
HEY!
AAH! AAH!
638
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,928
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE, BOY? HUH?
639
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,931
YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE, BOY,
640
00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,433
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS, HUH?
641
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:30,934
HA HA HA HA!
642
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,938
WHAT IS THAT LITTLE THING
POKING OUT THERE?
643
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,440
GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
644
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,441
GO ON!
645
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:38,442
GO ON!
646
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:41,945
BARE-ASSED!
647
00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:44,949
I'LL MAIL YOU YOUR CLOTHES
IF YOU'RE LUCKY!
648
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,966
HEH HEH HEY.
649
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,969
HUH?
650
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:05,970
HEY.
651
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:06,971
[WHISTLES]
652
00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:12,976
HERE YOU GO.
653
00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:15,979
IT'S O.K.
654
00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:18,982
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME,
655
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,986
WE GOT A LITTLE SECRET
TO KEEP, HUH?
656
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:22,987
HMM?
657
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,989
HMM?
658
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,491
UNLESS YOU WANT
TO GO HOME
659
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:29,993
JUST LIKE
YOUR BOYFRIEND DID.
660
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:34,498
NO.
661
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,500
COME HERE.
662
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,501
YEAH.
663
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:38,502
HEY...
664
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,007
WHAT DO YOU SAY
665
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:48,012
WE MAKE IT TWO SECRETS
TONIGHT, HUH?
666
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:49,513
[LAUGHTER]
667
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,014
SOME PARTY, HUH?
668
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:53,017
OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID IT.
669
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,527
I GOT TO GO HOME
FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE BACK.
670
00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:04,528
HARRY.
671
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,531
HARRY,
WAIT A SECOND.
672
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,533
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING HOME FOR?
673
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,535
I'M DIZZY.
MY HEAD'S THROBBING.
674
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,537
I WANT TO GET MY PILLS.
675
00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:15,038
DIZZY IS RIGHT.
676
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,041
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
IN THE BATHROOM
677
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:20,044
AND SEE IF THEY
HAVE SOME ASPIRIN?
678
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:23,047
YOU'RE TOO DRUNK
TO DRIVE HOME, HARRY.
679
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,551
[SIGHS]
680
00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:36,060
HEY, YOU. THIS YOUR CAR?
681
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,062
YOU DON'T LEAVE A CAR
682
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,564
WITH THE WHEELS
HALFWAY IN THE ROAD.
683
00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:42,065
THAT'S
HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
684
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,568
I'M SORRY, OFFICER.I WASN'T THINKING.
685
00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,069
WELL, NEXT TIME, THINK.
686
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:47,571
I'LL LET YOU GO NOW...
687
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,093
GREAT. RAIN.
688
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:16,100
GIVE ME A SWIG
OF THIS STUFF.
689
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,601
THERE YOU GO, MAN.
690
00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,104
A LITTLE SUPER UNLEADED.
691
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,107
GOOD STUFF, HUH?
692
00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:29,613
[CRYING]
693
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:33,617
SHH.
694
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:35,118
OH.
695
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:37,621
OH. OH.
696
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,123
OH.
697
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,625
IT'S O.K.
698
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:47,130
SHH.
699
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:05,149
IT'S BETTER THAN
STAYING HOME ALONE, HUH?
700
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,153
IT'S LIKE,
YOU KNOW, YOU...
701
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:12,156
YOU FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU WANT AND, UH...
702
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,657
GO GET IT.
703
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,182
YOU LOSE, BUDDY.
704
00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,184
THAT'S TOO BAD.
705
00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:49,192
GET INTO BED.
THERE YOU GO.
706
00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:51,195
DID YOU HAVE FUN
TONIGHT?
707
00:43:51,195 --> 00:43:52,196
YEAH.
708
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,198
YOU REALLY
BEAT ME UP.
709
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,700
YOU MUST
BE WORN OUT.
710
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,201
SLEEP WELL.
711
00:43:58,202 --> 00:43:59,203
O.K.
712
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,205
GOOD NIGHT.
713
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:02,206
NIGHT-LIGHT.
714
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:05,209
RIGHT HERE?
TURN IT ON.
715
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,710
O.K.
716
00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,879
ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
717
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:31,902
THE REMINGTON MICROSCREENSHAVES
718
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,905
AS CLOSE AS A BLADE,OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
719
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,907
HOLD IT.THE REMINGTONMICROSCREEN
720
00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:38,909
IS MORETHAN CLOSENESS.LISTEN.
721
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:39,910
[WRR]
722
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,412
THAT POWERFUL MOTOR
723
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,913
MAKES REMINGTONA QUICK SHAVE,
724
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:43,914
AND ITS TWO...
725
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,417
AAH! SHIT!
726
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,918
THE REMINGTONMICROSCREEN--
727
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:48,919
QUICK, COMFORTABLE.
728
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,421
SHAVES AS CLOSEAS A BLADE,
729
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,923
OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
730
00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:53,924
ATTABOY.
731
00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:54,925
THAT'S REMINGTON.
732
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,972
HEY. HERE SHE COMES.
733
00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,473
HERE SHE COMES.
734
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:51,482
SHIT. SHE'S SEEN US.
SHH.
735
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:54,485
SHE CAN'T SEE US.
THERE'S LIGHTS ON INSIDE.
736
00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:22,012
WHY IS SHE
WEARING A BATHROBE?
737
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,515
YOU HEAR THAT?
738
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:25,516
WHAT?
739
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,520
SOUNDS LIKE RUNNING WATER.
740
00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:34,524
RUNNING WATER?
741
00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:36,026
RUNNING WATER.
742
00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,028
SHE'S TAKING A BATH.
743
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:41,031
OH, DAMN.
744
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,041
I'M GOING
TO TAKE A BATH.
745
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,043
DID YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH?
746
00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,044
MM-HMM.
747
00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:58,048
ALL RIGHT.
748
00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:01,551
WELL, YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE HOME VERY SOON,
749
00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,053
SO GOOD NIGHT,
JIMMY.
750
00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:06,056
NIGHT.
751
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:30,080
SWEET DREAMS.
752
00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,584
YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS.
753
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,107
HA. NICE.
754
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,115
CUTE.
755
00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,177
UH...ASPIRIN?
756
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,211
I THINK, UH...
757
00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,213
I'LL JUST GET IN,
O.K.?
758
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:47,217
YEAH.
759
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:55,225
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
760
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:56,727
WHO IS IT?
761
00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,229
[DOLLY]
HARRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
762
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,732
YEAH, YEAH, I'M, UH...
763
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:03,233
FINE. I'M JUST, UH...
764
00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:05,235
JUST LOOKING
FOR SOME ASPIRIN.
765
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,745
HONEY,
YOU STILL THERE?
766
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:15,746
YES.
767
00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:19,249
THERE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ANY ASPIRIN.
768
00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,750
REALLY?
769
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,252
YEAH, REALLY.
770
00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,256
WELL, SHOULD I ASK BILL?
771
00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,259
THEY MUST HAVE SOMETHING
STRONG IN THE HOUSE.
772
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,262
YOU WANT ME
TO GO ASK SOMEBODY
773
00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,264
IF THEY
BROUGHT SOMETHING?
774
00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:35,765
NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
775
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,267
YOU JUST STAY PUT,
776
00:50:37,267 --> 00:50:39,769
AND I'LL
JUST GO ON HOME
777
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,272
AND GET SOME
OF MY PRESCRIPTION.
778
00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:44,774
I'LL BE BACK
IN A FLASH.
779
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,777
DON'T WORRY.
780
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,278
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
781
00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:49,779
HOLD THE LADDER.
782
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,839
[BOARDS CREAK]
783
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,841
SHH. SHH.
784
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,861
WELL...
785
00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,865
HI.
786
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,870
I JUST CAME BY
TO SEE
787
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,872
IF YOU'RE BEING
A GOOD GIRL.
788
00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,380
WHY DON'T YOU LEAN OVER?
789
00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,385
AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
790
00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:39,389
I MIGHT AS WELL
SOAP YOUR BACK, HUH?
791
00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:46,396
SHE'S IN THE TUB
ALREADY.
792
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,403
HARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
793
00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:55,905
HE'S PRACTICING
HIS SWING FOR TOMORROW,
794
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:59,409
BUT IT WON'T DO
HIM A DAMN BIT OF GOOD.
795
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,911
HA HA HA HA.
796
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,914
SWAT.
797
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:04,915
HEY!
798
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,418
HARRY.
799
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,419
HARRY.
800
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,921
HOLE IN ONE.
801
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,427
OH, GOD.
802
00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:19,929
WHY CAN'T YOU
EVER BE A HAPPY DRUNK
803
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,932
INSTEAD OF A SOUR DRUNK?
804
00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:25,936
OH, BOY, IT'S GOING
TO BE A TOUGH DAY TOMORROW.
805
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:28,438
YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH
RIGHT NOW.
806
00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:31,441
HEY, I'LL JUST BE
A MINUTE, O.K.?
807
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,443
YOU'RE SURE
YOU CAN DRIVE?
808
00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:36,446
YEAH, YEAH.
809
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,459
[THUNDER]
810
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:01,471
OH, YEAH.
811
00:54:01,471 --> 00:54:02,972
OH.
812
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:06,643
MAYBE I'LL JUST SNEAK IN
REAL QUIETLY, YOU KNOW,
813
00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:09,145
AND MAYBE SHE'S
IN THE BATHROOM.
814
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:11,147
"WHOO-OO-OO-OO.
815
00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:12,648
EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR."
816
00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:14,651
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
817
00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:18,654
♪ I DREAM OF JEANNIE ♪
818
00:54:18,655 --> 00:54:22,659
♪ WITH THE LIGHT
BROWN HAIR ♪
819
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:32,669
♪ DREAM OF JEANNIE
WITH THE ♪
820
00:54:35,171 --> 00:54:37,173
AW, SHIT.
821
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,681
WHOOP.
822
00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:48,684
GOD DAMN,
I DROPPED IT.
823
00:54:49,185 --> 00:54:50,186
I LOST MY SOAP.
824
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,188
AAH! HA HA HA!
825
00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:53,189
COME ON.
826
00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,192
HELP ME FIND
THE SOAP.
827
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:57,693
AAH!
828
00:54:57,694 --> 00:54:59,195
WHERE'S THAT SOAP?
829
00:55:01,114 --> 00:55:03,616
DOLLY, HOW COULD YOU
LET HARRY DRIVE
830
00:55:03,616 --> 00:55:06,619
IN THE STATE HE'S IN?
831
00:55:14,127 --> 00:55:16,129
TA-DA!
832
00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:18,131
HA HA HA.
833
00:55:18,131 --> 00:55:21,634
I'LL JUST LET HIM
SLEEP IT OFF.
834
00:55:21,634 --> 00:55:24,136
HE'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL
MY PARTY.
835
00:55:28,141 --> 00:55:31,644
MY MOTHER GOT TO BE
TOO MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE.
836
00:55:31,644 --> 00:55:34,146
WE KEPT MY MOTHER
HOME FOR A WHILE.
837
00:55:34,147 --> 00:55:37,150
WE DECIDED THERE WERE
BETTER HOMES FOR MOM.
838
00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,152
AND DAD HAS
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
839
00:55:39,152 --> 00:55:40,653
SHE'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER.
840
00:55:40,653 --> 00:55:43,656
SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH
TO BE HIS DAUGHTER...
841
00:55:43,656 --> 00:55:45,157
OR WHATEVER.
842
00:55:56,669 --> 00:55:58,170
[BLUES SONG PLAYS]
843
00:55:58,671 --> 00:56:02,174
OH, DOLLY,
YOU LOOK RAVISHING.
844
00:56:15,688 --> 00:56:17,690
MORE CHAMPAGNE,
DOLLY?
845
00:56:19,192 --> 00:56:20,693
STRAIGHT UP.
846
00:56:29,702 --> 00:56:31,203
MMM.
847
00:56:44,717 --> 00:56:47,720
ARE YOU ASKING ME
IF I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR?
848
00:56:52,725 --> 00:56:55,728
THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME...
849
00:56:55,728 --> 00:56:57,229
I'M SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
850
00:57:19,252 --> 00:57:21,254
[RING]
851
00:57:22,755 --> 00:57:25,257
SHE GETTING OUT
TO ANSWER THE PHONE?
852
00:57:26,759 --> 00:57:28,761
A THOUGHT JUST CAME
TO ME, JACK.
853
00:57:28,761 --> 00:57:30,262
WHAT?
854
00:57:30,763 --> 00:57:32,765
THINK SHE REMEMBERED
TO LOCK THE FRONT DOOR
855
00:57:33,266 --> 00:57:35,768
WHEN SHE SLAMMED IT
IN YOUR FACE?
856
00:57:35,768 --> 00:57:37,269
I DON'T KNOW.
857
00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:38,271
OH, MAN.
858
00:57:38,271 --> 00:57:40,773
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
859
00:57:42,775 --> 00:57:45,277
[RING]
860
00:57:46,779 --> 00:57:47,780
[RING]
861
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,783
COME ON, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
ANSWER THE PHONE.
862
00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:51,784
BILL!
863
00:57:51,784 --> 00:57:52,785
DOLLY.
864
00:57:52,785 --> 00:57:55,287
[RINGING]
865
00:57:55,288 --> 00:57:57,790
IT'S, UH...
866
00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:00,292
I WAS CALLING
TO SEE IF THE KIDS WERE O.K.
867
00:58:00,293 --> 00:58:02,795
HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE.
868
00:58:04,797 --> 00:58:05,798
MORE CHAMPAGNE, DOLLY?
869
00:58:06,299 --> 00:58:06,799
[GIGGLING]
870
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:07,800
OH, BILL.
871
00:58:09,302 --> 00:58:12,305
I DON'T THINK
I SHOULD DRINK SO MUCH.
872
00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:19,312
[THUNDER]
873
00:58:21,314 --> 00:58:23,316
[TELEVISION PLAYS]
874
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:29,321
ONLY WHEN YOU BABYSIT.
875
00:59:33,386 --> 00:59:35,388
WHOA.
876
00:59:37,890 --> 00:59:38,891
[BANGS HEAD]
877
00:59:38,891 --> 00:59:39,892
SHIT.
878
00:59:39,892 --> 00:59:41,393
WHO IS IT?
879
00:59:41,394 --> 00:59:44,397
UH...
880
00:59:44,397 --> 00:59:45,898
UM...
881
00:59:48,401 --> 00:59:51,404
I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
882
01:00:08,421 --> 01:00:12,925
I THINK YOU CAME IN
JUST TO SEE ME IN THE TUB.
883
01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:17,930
YOU'RE A VERY BAD BOY,
JIMMY.
884
01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:20,933
JIMMY.
885
01:00:22,435 --> 01:00:23,936
SINCE YOU BOTHERED ME,
886
01:00:23,936 --> 01:00:26,438
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
SOAP MY BACK.
887
01:00:51,464 --> 01:00:52,465
I...
888
01:00:52,965 --> 01:00:54,967
I DROPPED THE SOAP.
889
01:00:56,469 --> 01:00:59,472
WELL, HELP ME
FIND IT, JIMMY.
890
01:01:03,476 --> 01:01:05,478
HELP ME FIND IT.
891
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,982
[DOOR BANGING]
892
01:01:18,491 --> 01:01:21,994
MAN, I PLAYED THIS TRICK
ON MY BABYSITTER A MILLION TIMES.
893
01:01:22,495 --> 01:01:24,997
YOU GO INSIDE THE HOUSE
AND CALL THE NUMBER.
894
01:01:25,498 --> 01:01:28,000
THE SECOND THE CALL
GOES THROUGH, HANG UP.
895
01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:31,003
THE PHONE'LL RING,
BUT THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY THERE.
896
01:01:31,504 --> 01:01:32,505
I DON'T KNOW.
897
01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:36,008
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
898
01:01:36,509 --> 01:01:38,010
WHEN SHE PICKS IT UP,
899
01:01:38,511 --> 01:01:41,013
TELL HER THERE'S A PROWLER
IN THE HOUSE.
900
01:01:41,514 --> 01:01:43,015
THAT'LL BE GOOD.
THERE'S A PROWLER,
901
01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:46,018
AND YOU WANT TO COME
AND PROTECT HER.
902
01:01:55,528 --> 01:01:57,029
[DOOR OPENS]
903
01:01:59,031 --> 01:02:00,032
HELLO, DOLLY.
904
01:02:03,536 --> 01:02:05,037
[DOOR CLOSES]
905
01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,043
THEY'RE GOING TO
CART ME OFF
906
01:02:11,043 --> 01:02:14,046
TO AN OLD FOLKS HOME
IN A WHEELBARROW...
907
01:02:26,058 --> 01:02:27,559
OH, TO HELL WITH IT.
908
01:02:35,568 --> 01:02:37,570
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
909
01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:39,071
[BILL]
DOLLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
910
01:02:39,572 --> 01:02:40,072
WHAT IS IT?
911
01:02:40,573 --> 01:02:43,075
IT'S BILL.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
912
01:02:43,075 --> 01:02:46,078
YES! EVERYTHING'S FINE.
913
01:02:49,081 --> 01:02:51,083
I'M GOING BACK
TO THE PARTY.
914
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,584
YOU HANDLE IT?
915
01:03:02,595 --> 01:03:04,096
TELL ME
IF I CAN HELP.
916
01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:27,930
[FAST BEEPING]
917
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:32,935
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
918
01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:36,939
[RING]
919
01:04:36,939 --> 01:04:39,441
JESUS.
920
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:42,945
[RING]
921
01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:48,451
[RING]
922
01:04:50,953 --> 01:04:53,455
[RING]
923
01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:55,458
HELLO?
924
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,959
TUCKER RESIDENCE.
925
01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:01,464
HELLO.
926
01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:03,966
HELLO.
927
01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:07,970
WHO IS THIS?
928
01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,472
HELLO--AAH!
929
01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:12,475
AAH!
930
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:13,476
AAH!
931
01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:14,477
OH!
932
01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:16,479
IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
RELAX.
933
01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:19,482
I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU.
FROM JACK.
934
01:05:19,482 --> 01:05:20,983
HE'S RIPPED.
935
01:05:20,983 --> 01:05:22,484
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
936
01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:23,986
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
937
01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,989
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
938
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:27,990
I DON'T KNOW.
939
01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,992
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
940
01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:31,994
BUT YOU BOTH
BETTER LEAVE.
941
01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:33,996
LISTEN. LISTEN,
I'M SORRY. O.K.
942
01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:35,998
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
943
01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:39,001
YEAH. YEAH.
BAD IDEA.
944
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:42,505
UH, THE THING IS,
IS, UH...
945
01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:45,007
WE WERE DOING
A LITTLE DRINKING TONIGHT,
946
01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,508
AND WE'RE BOTH
KIND OF HAMMERED.
947
01:05:47,009 --> 01:05:49,511
I DON'T KNOW
IF WE SHOULD BE DRIVING.
948
01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:52,515
I MEAN, THE STREETS
ARE WET AND ALL THAT.
949
01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:55,518
I MEAN, I'LL DRIVE
IF I HAVE TO,
950
01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:57,520
BUT IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS.
951
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,523
I'D RATHER HAVE YOU
PISSED OFF AT US
952
01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:05,528
AND, YOU KNOW,
NOT HURT ANYBODY OR OURSELVES.
953
01:06:05,528 --> 01:06:09,532
CAN'T WE JUST HAVE, LIKE,
15 MINUTES OR SOMETHING?
954
01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:13,035
WE CAN HANG OUT
AND SOBER UP A LITTLE.
955
01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:17,539
ONE CUP OF COFFEE,
YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF HERE.
956
01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,544
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE, MAN?
957
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,549
[WOMAN YELPING]
958
01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:28,050
HEY, THAT'S
ENOUGH, MAN.
959
01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:31,053
WHAT?
960
01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:32,554
IT'S ENOUGH!
961
01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:37,560
AND WHO SAYS?
962
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,561
I DO.
963
01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:40,062
OH, YOU DO, HUH?
964
01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:41,563
YEAH.
965
01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,065
WELL, FUCK YOU, MAN.
966
01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:45,067
NO, SEE, UH, I SAY WHEN.
967
01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:53,576
GOD DAMN, JACK.
968
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:02,584
THANKS, MAN.
969
01:07:05,588 --> 01:07:07,089
[JENNIFER SCREAMS]
970
01:07:13,095 --> 01:07:15,097
SHIT.
971
01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:26,108
TILTED HER, MAN.
972
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:29,611
FUCK.
973
01:07:29,612 --> 01:07:33,115
WE GOT TO GET HER
OUT OF HERE, MAN.
974
01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:47,630
OH, NO.
COME ON, MARK.
975
01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:49,131
HE'S JUST A KID.
976
01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:50,632
WE GOT TO, MAN...
977
01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,136
OR WE'RE DEAD.
978
01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:01,143
MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
GO TO BED.
979
01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,645
EVERYTHING'S O.K.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
980
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,147
WHO ARE THEY?
981
01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:07,149
THEY'RE JUST
FRIENDS OF MINE.
982
01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:09,651
PLEASE DON'T
TELL YOUR PARENTS. GO TO BED.
983
01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:13,656
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO A REST HOME.
984
01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:15,658
DOLLY, IT'S O.K.
985
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:19,161
NOBODY'S GOING TO
MAKE YOU GO TO A REST HOME.
986
01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:21,163
ALL HE DOES
IS FANTASIZE
987
01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,664
ABOUT THE GODDAMN
BABYSITTER!
988
01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:24,666
[SNORING]
989
01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,679
MR. TUCKER!
990
01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:40,182
SORRY.
991
01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,685
I JUST, UH...
992
01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:45,688
WANTED SOME...ASPIRIN.
993
01:08:49,191 --> 01:08:50,192
MR. TUCKER--
994
01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:53,195
THIS ISN'T THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LITTLE GIRL.
995
01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:55,197
YOU KNOW?
996
01:08:55,197 --> 01:08:56,698
MR. TUCKER!
997
01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:59,201
MR. TUCKER! AAH!
998
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:03,205
[SOFTLY SOBBING]
999
01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:07,209
DOLLY. DOLLY, HERE.
LET ME DO THIS.
1000
01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:12,715
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
DID DOLLY FALL IN?
1001
01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:14,717
NO, DOLLY FELL OUT!
1002
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:21,223
I'M DRUNK.
1003
01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,228
COFFEE'LL BE READY
IN A MINUTE.
1004
01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:27,729
THANKS.
1005
01:09:32,735 --> 01:09:35,237
CAN I--
CAN I SMOKE IN HERE?
1006
01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:37,239
NO.
1007
01:10:09,772 --> 01:10:13,275
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SOUNDS OR ANYTHING, DO YOU?
1008
01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,276
SOUNDS?
1009
01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:15,777
MUSIC?
1010
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,783
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
1011
01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:23,285
THERE. MUSIC.
1012
01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:26,288
AFTER THE COFFEE,
YOU LEAVE.
1013
01:10:41,303 --> 01:10:45,307
♪ I LIE STILLIN THE GARDEN ♪
1014
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:52,314
♪ I LIE STILLIN THE GARDEN ♪
1015
01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:00,322
♪ YOU'VE BEEN COOLAS A FISH ♪
1016
01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:03,825
♪ I'VE BEEN MAKIN' SURE ♪
1017
01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:06,328
♪ YOU'VE BEENBUSTIN' YOUR STITCHES ♪
1018
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:07,829
♪ TELLIN' THE HITS... ♪
1019
01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:10,833
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK
ON THE COFFEE.
1020
01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:31,854
[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER]
1021
01:11:35,357 --> 01:11:37,859
ALL RIGHT, JACK.
1022
01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:42,864
OHH!
1023
01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:45,367
GIVE HER
A LITTLE LESSON THERE.
1024
01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,872
♪ CAN DANCEON THE WINDOWPANE ♪
1025
01:11:49,872 --> 01:11:52,875
♪ AND HOW I CANI LOVE HER THE SAME ♪
1026
01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,376
♪ BUT I'M SILENT ♪
1027
01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:55,877
THERE. I DID IT.
1028
01:11:55,878 --> 01:12:00,382
♪ I LIE STILLIN THE GARDEN ♪
1029
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:06,388
♪ I LIE STILLIN THE GARDEN ♪
1030
01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,393
♪ OH... ♪
1031
01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:18,400
JACK.
1032
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,904
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1033
01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:24,907
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
1034
01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:27,909
I W-W--
1035
01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:30,412
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO?
1036
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:35,918
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
1037
01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:38,921
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IT
WITH MARK HERE?
1038
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,422
I WOUL--Mark.
1039
01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,927
YOU'RE REALLY, TRULY
A SICK FUCK.
1040
01:12:45,928 --> 01:12:47,429
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
1041
01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:49,431
♪ IT'S YOUR OWN TIME ♪
1042
01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:50,932
♪ BRACE YOURSELF FOR ♪
1043
01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:51,934
♪ SUCH A GOOD TIME... ♪
1044
01:12:52,434 --> 01:12:54,436
JACK, STOP.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
1045
01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:55,938
JACK, STOP!
1046
01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,940
YOU WON, ALL RIGHT?
1047
01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:24,466
♪ I LIE STILLIN THE GARDEN ♪
1048
01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:26,468
[THUNDER]
1049
01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:30,472
UHH...
1050
01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:32,474
[MUMBLING]
1051
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:39,481
BITCH!
1052
01:13:44,486 --> 01:13:48,490
I CAN'T GO WITHOUT
MY GODDAMN KEYS!
1053
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:53,595
OH, MY. WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
1054
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,597
ABOUT WHAT?
1055
01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:58,099
ABOUT YOU AND ME.
1056
01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,601
COME AGAIN?
1057
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:04,606
WELL, DON'T YOU
FIND ME ATTRACTIVE?
1058
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:07,609
DOLLY, WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1059
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:12,614
YOU'VE BEEN
FLIRTING WITH ME.
1060
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:15,116
WHAT?
1061
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,619
YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE.
1062
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:19,621
WELL, DOLLY...
1063
01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,623
YOU...YOU'VE BEEN
ASKING ME
1064
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,626
IF I WANT TO
HAVE AN AFFAIR.
1065
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,128
ISN'T THAT IT?
1066
01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:28,129
DOLLY.
1067
01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:32,134
[MOANING]
1068
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,136
[YELLING]
1069
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,138
[BOTH YELLING]
1070
01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:41,643
OHH!
1071
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:48,650
OHH. WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
1072
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:51,653
DOLLY! YOU SHOULDN'T
DRINK SO MUCH.
1073
01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,656
OH, GOD!
1074
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:05,167
MAYBE IF I WAS
A GIRL, HUH?
1075
01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:08,170
IF I WAS LIKE
A RIPE YOUNG GIRL,
1076
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:09,671
LIKE 16 OR SO.
1077
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:16,678
YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE
AT THAT, DON'T YOU, BILLY?
1078
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,680
YOU JUST GET ONE CHANCE.
1079
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:34,696
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
1080
01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:35,697
NOTHING, TUCKER.
1081
01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:37,198
DOLLY AND I
WERE JUST--
1082
01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,701
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
GIVE ME MY GODDAMN KEYS.
1083
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,703
COME ON! HMM?
1084
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:51,212
SUIT YOURSELF.
1085
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:55,717
♪ I DREAM OF JEANNIE
WITH THE LIGHT BROWN... ♪
1086
01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:57,719
SHUT UP, HARRY!
1087
01:15:57,719 --> 01:15:59,721
YEAH!
1088
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:02,223
♪ HER THIGHS
SPREAD OUT ♪
1089
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:06,228
ON A COUCH ON TOP OF
THE GODDAMN KITCHEN TABLE,
1090
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:09,231
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
HA HA HA HA HA.
1091
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:33,755
DOLLY, MY GOD, NO!
1092
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:37,259
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
I CAN EXPLAIN. REALLY!
1093
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:38,260
[BANG]
1094
01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:44,266
♪ WITH THE LIGHT BROWN
BUSH ♪
1095
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:46,268
HEH HEH HEH!
1096
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,286
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
1097
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:06,788
JESUS, WHAT A MONKEY.
1098
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:09,290
THIS WAS ALL
YOUR IDEA, PAL.
1099
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,792
YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT?
1100
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:13,294
LIKE YOU DIDN'T
FUCKIN' DRAG ME OVER HERE.
1101
01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:14,796
THIS WAS HIS IDEA!
1102
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,299
COULD YOU PLEASE
JUST BOTH LEAVE?
1103
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,800
YOU'LL BE SORRY, MARK.
1104
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,801
GREAT. THREATEN ME.
1105
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:22,303
ARE YOU LISTENING
TO YOURSELF TALK?
1106
01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:23,805
YOU GOT TO
BELIEVE ME.
1107
01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,309
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD
WHAT PERVERT BOY HAD IN MIND.
1108
01:17:27,809 --> 01:17:29,310
CAN YOU PLEASE
JUST BOTH LEAVE?
1109
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:31,813
I DON'T WANT
ANY MORE TROUBLE.
1110
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,818
I'M SORRY.
1111
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,322
YEAH,
I'M SORRY, TOO.
1112
01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:45,326
I TOLD HIM
THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
1113
01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:48,830
HOW YOU DON'T
REALLY DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS.
1114
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,838
WAIT A MINUTE.
1115
01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,343
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1116
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:04,846
YOU LET HIM DO IT
TO YOU, DIDN'T YOU?
1117
01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,347
EXCUSE ME?
1118
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,850
YOU LET MARK
DO IT TO YOU.
1119
01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,352
WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH?
WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH?
1120
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,356
JACK, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! AH!
1121
01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:21,363
OHH.
1122
01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:25,366
IS THAT WHAT THIS
IS ABOUT, JACK?
1123
01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:30,371
I NEVER FUCKED HIM,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
1124
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,375
IF THAT'S WHY
YOU CAME OVER HERE.
1125
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,876
YOU WERE SET UP?
1126
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,878
HE SET YOU UP?
DON'T!
1127
01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:38,379
YOU KNOW WHAT,
HONEY?
1128
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,882
FUCK YOU.
1129
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,384
AND FUCK YOU, TOO,
YOU LIAR.
1130
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,388
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL
OR NOT ANYMORE.
1131
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,390
BUT YOU ARE DEAD, BUDDY.
1132
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,891
YOU ARE DEAD!
1133
01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:52,393
JACK! STOP!
1134
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,396
JACK! JACK,
STOP IT!
1135
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,398
JACK, COME ON!
1136
01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:03,405
JACK! STOP!
1137
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,407
JUST STOP IT!
1138
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:08,410
MARK, JACK!
1139
01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,411
MARK!
1140
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,913
GET OUT OF HERE!
1141
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:15,917
ENOUGH!
1142
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,921
I OUGHT TO
FUCKING KILL YOU!
1143
01:19:21,923 --> 01:19:23,925
GUYS! COME ON!
1144
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:24,926
STOP IT!
1145
01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:27,429
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1146
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,436
AH!
1147
01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:37,939
STOP IT!
1148
01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:40,942
STOP IT! STOP IT!
1149
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:42,944
MARK!
1150
01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:46,447
JACK! MARK!
1151
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,450
MARK!
1152
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,952
[LINE RINGING]
1153
01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:57,458
YES. POLICE?
1154
01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,461
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
1155
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:04,966
MARK! NO!
1156
01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:05,967
STOP IT!
1157
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,991
MARK! NO!
1158
01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:31,492
GOOD NIGHT, MAN.
1159
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:32,994
UGH!
1160
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:48,009
AAH!
1161
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,513
[FAST BEEPING]
1162
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:04,025
[SCREAMING]
1163
01:21:04,025 --> 01:21:06,027
NO! NO!
1164
01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:08,029
AAH! AH!
1165
01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:09,530
SHUT UP!
1166
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,032
SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
1167
01:21:11,032 --> 01:21:12,533
LAY DOWN.
1168
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,539
AAH!
1169
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,540
HELP!
1170
01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:46,067
OH, SHIT!
1171
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:55,576
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1172
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,592
[HARRY] OH...
1173
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:43,124
[SIREN]
1174
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:16,551
YOU O.K.?
1175
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:19,554
COME ON.
1176
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:24,059
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME NOW
IF YOU LIKE.
1177
01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:30,064
I WANT TO ASK YOU
SOME MORE QUESTIONS LATER.
1178
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:37,071
JENNIFER...
1179
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,079
I DON'T GET IT, JACK.
1180
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,082
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