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All right, Saturday
is the big day.
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A lot of people thought
this would never come.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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I may have been
one of those people.
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Wait, wait, are we talking
about the wedding?
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Yes.
Oh, yeah, I was definitely
one of those people.
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And yet, here we are.
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Now, we got a lot of family
coming in tomorrow.
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I'm gonna need everyone's help.
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Think of this as one of
your comic book movies.
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There's a bunch of superheroes,
each with a different task.
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Oh, like
the new Avengers.
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Which one was that?
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The one you slept through
last weekend.
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Oh, that was
a good nap.
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I-I think it's more like, uh,
like Lord of the Rings,
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and you're the Fellowship.
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Uh, someone's
got to go to Gondor,
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someone's got to go to Mordor,
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someone's got to hold off
the demon of shadow and flame.
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You mean the Balrog?
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I mean my mother.
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That is a perfect
metaphor, Amy.
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Thank you.
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Because it also involves a ring
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that binds me
in servitude forever.
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Aw, he said forever.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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That was Wil Wheaton.
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He's really excited
about tomorrow.
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As am I.
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If you'd have told me as a child
that an actor from Star Trek
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would be officiating my wedding,
I would've said,
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"Ooh, William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
"No, Wil Wheaton,"
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I'd have said, "Well, did you
even try William Shatner?"
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And if you'd have said,
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"Yes, but he costs too much
money," I'd have said,
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"Ah, well,
Wil Wheaton's good, too."
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Why do you keep tying
and untying that bow tie?
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I can't seem to get it even.
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Well, I don't think
it's supposed to be even.
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Sometimes a little asymmetry
looks good.
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In the Renaissance,
they called it "sprezzatura."
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The Renaissance?
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Amy, you know I'm more
of an Enlightenment person.
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At some point, we have to decide
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how we want to raise
the children.
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So are you feeling okay?
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No wedding jitters?
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No.
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There is nothing
in the world
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that would stop me from
marrying you tomorrow,
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even me from the future coming
back to prevent the wedding
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and the subsequent birth of a
child who will destroy humanity.
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Because if you came
from the future,
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that would mean you already
went through with the wedding
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because you believe that
time travel is on a closed loop.
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I love you
so damn much.
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Uh, Mr. Fowler,
are you okay back there?
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Do you need more air?
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He's fine.
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I'm surprised
Amy didn't pick us up.
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Oh, well, you know,
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she's pretty busy the
day before her wedding.
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Too busy for her mother?
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She used to be
such a devoted daughter.
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Now she's just waiting for me
to die so she can get my china.
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Thank you again
for picking us up.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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You know,
our driver to the airport
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was also a Indian fella.
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Mom...
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Oh, so now it's racist to notice
when somebody's Indian.
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I don't think it's racist.
I noticed you were both white.
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See? You'll have
to excuse her.
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She's just pregnant
and hormonal.
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Oh, yeah, congratulations
on baby number two.
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Yeah. Whoopie.
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Her husband would be here,
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but he stayed home
to watch their older son,
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so e-everything's fine!
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Stop it.
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We're separated.
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You don't say.
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So, you're Sheldon's
big brother.
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Uh, yeah.
He got the brains.
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I got the bod.
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And the face and the hair.
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I like your accent.
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Sheldon, did you
used to sound like that?
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Can you still?
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I can. I will not.
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Amy, you said something
about my bow tie
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that I can't stop
thinking about.
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Don't you mean...
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"Y'all said
something 'bout my bow tie"?
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Go on, say it.
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Say it.
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Hey, guys, look who I have.
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- Oh.
- Hey.
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Hey, Shelly.
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I'm so glad you made it, Missy.
This is my fiancée, Amy.
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Amy, this is my sister.
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If I ever need a kidney,
this is where you get it.
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It's so nice to meet you.
Aw.
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I've always wanted a sister.
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Really? Why?
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I love you, too, Sheldon.
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Really? Why?
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Where's Mom?
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Uh, she wanted to stop by
the hotel and freshen up,
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and then call her pastor
to pray for Missy's soul.
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Oh, my God.
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There's mama's girl.
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Hi, Mom.
Oh!
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Oh, Larry, look at her!
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Can you believe our little lamb
is finally getting married?
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He can't believe it.
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And neither can I.
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Hi, Dad. How you doing?
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What the hell is that?
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Come on, you know this one.
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It's a... dog.
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I found him in the backyard.
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And don't worry,
I already called the owner.
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Good, 'cause
we don't need a dog.
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We already have two babies,
you and Stuart.
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That's probably him.
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need a minute.
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That's Mark Hamill!
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Hello.
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Thank you so much
for finding this guy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?
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Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
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Yeah.
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Bark Hamill?
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Yeah. Well, I let the fans
name him online.
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I got lucky, though.
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He was almost
Honey Baked Hamill.
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Anyway, thanks so much.
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I-I want to give you a reward
for finding him.
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Oh, no, I
couldn't take your money.
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It's just an honor
to meet you.
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No. No, please. You don't know
what this dog means to me,
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and I thought
he was gone for good.
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Please? There must be
something I can do for you.
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Anything.
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Oh, you're gonna regret
that.
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Hey, dude.
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Dude?
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Yeah, you know,
just want you to know
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that I don't think
of you as a woman.
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Oh, perfect. I don't
think of you as a man.
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Great.
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So, as two genderless blobs
of human flesh,
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how would you like to go
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to Sheldon and Amy's wedding
with me?
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Oh, Stuart.
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Look, I appreciate that,
but it just might be
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a little weird,
considering you're my boss.
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Guess who's gonna officiate
Sheldon and Amy's wedding!
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Mark Hamill!
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Luke Skywalker
is gonna be at the wedding!
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You'll need to
buy me a dress.
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And did you know
that my Amy
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played Amelia Earhart
in the eighth grade?
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Amy, you never said you
were in a school play.
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Oh, no, no, at home.
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I'd never let her
do a school play.
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Those kids just take drugs
and have intercourse.
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You know, Amy still
does some performing.
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She and Sheldon do an
Internet show about flags.
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Amy?
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V-Videos on the Internet?
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You know what men
use those for.
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If you're talking about
Fun with Flags,
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I use it to go to sleep.
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Sheldon,
you're awfully quiet.
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Are you okay?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was thinking about
string theory.
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But catch me up.
What'd I miss?
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Are you seeing
this, Larry?
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These are the people I'm
gonna have to live with
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after you're dead.
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Welcome, Bert.
Don't you look nice.
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Yeah. Like a geode,
I clean up good.
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Don't you crack a geode open?
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It's not a perfect metaphor.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that Mark Hamill?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that...
Bert, go find your seat!
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W-What is he doing here?
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I found his dog
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and guilted him into
officiating the wedding.
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Don't tell Sheldon.
It's a surprise.
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Wait, I-I thought
Wil was officiating the wedding.
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Yeah, so did he.
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How did he take the news?
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I'll let you know.
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Hey, Wil!
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Are you having an allergic
reaction to my boutonniere?
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No. I'm just so
happy for you.
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And for me.
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After today, you
are officially--
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and, more important,
legally-- Amy's problem.
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Don't be silly, Leonard.
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I will always be your problem.
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Hey, baby.
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Hello, Mother.
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Leonard, could you
give us a moment?
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, Shelly.
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I wish your dad
could see you now.
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Me, too. I miss him.
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He would be so
proud of you.
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I know that I am.
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Thank you.
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I mean, for everything.
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My whole life.
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Oh.
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Let me
straighten your tie.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's supposed to be
a little asymmetrical.
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Apparently, a small flaw
somehow improves it.
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I can see that.
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Sometimes it's the...
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imperfect stuff that
makes things perfect.
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Excuse me.
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Case in point.
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So, we finally meet.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm Wil Wheaton.
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I was supposed
to officiate this wedding.
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I was up all night
preparing these notes.
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Well, thanks so much.
It's gonna be a great help.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Amy.
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Come in.
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Wow, you look amazing!
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That's not what I need
to tell you.
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But you do!
What's wrong?
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Something incredible
just happened.
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Remember when you were
telling me about my bow tie
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and how a little asymmetry
is good?
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00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,537
Yeah?
My equations have been trying
260
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,005
to describe an imperfect world,
261
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,942
and the only way to do that
is to introduce imperfection
262
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,176
into the underlying theory.
263
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,947
So, instead of supersymmetry,
264
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,850
it would be super asymmetry?
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Super asymmetry.
266
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That's it!
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00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,590
Give me your lipstick.
What?
268
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,958
Just give it to me,
you beautiful thing!
269
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,960
We have work to do!
270
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,563
Hey, uh, the
bride and groom
271
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,665
seem to be running
a little behind.
272
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,167
Do you think
you could stall?
273
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:19,103
Stall? How?
274
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,805
Hey, everybody!
275
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,807
Uh, it's gonna be a few
more minutes, but while we wait,
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00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,910
does anyone have any
questions about Star Wars?
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00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,753
You got this.
278
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,991
So if I make
slightly asymmetric knots
279
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,592
with sheets in four dimensions,
280
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,628
I can bootstrap
the whole idea
281
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,030
to a large asymmetry
in 11 dimensions.
282
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,599
Maybe even at
the initial moment of creation,
283
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,735
the fundamental forces
lacked symmetry.
284
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,006
Everyone's waiting.
What are you guys doing?
285
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,207
Super asymmetry.
286
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,276
Super asymmetry?
Is that a thing?
287
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,977
We're inventing
it right now.
288
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,780
Don't you think
this can wait until...
289
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,215
Hold on.
290
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,218
This is interesting.
291
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,022
So, yeah, Mr. Mark?
292
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,758
When you were on the,
uh, Wookiee home planet,
293
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,661
how did you even understand
what they were saying?
294
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:21,165
I don't remember ever being
on a Wookiee home planet.
295
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,035
Uh, actually, Luke was
on the Wookiee home planet,
296
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,903
Kashyyyk, in the
Holiday Special
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00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:29,541
when he helped Chewie
get home to his wife.
298
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,243
Chewie had a wife?
299
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,645
Her name's Malla.
300
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,048
Wow, that's impressive.
301
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,350
Yeah.
302
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,786
Hey, uh, I got a question.
303
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,923
Why aren't there tires on
any of those Star Wars vehicles?
304
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,161
I'm sure some of them had tires.
305
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,896
Actually, they don't.
306
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:55,800
I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank
has metal gripping wheels,
307
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,936
but I wouldn't call them tires.
308
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:02,874
You are so hot.
309
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,714
This is taking too long.
310
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,283
I bet that Sheldon
stood my baby up.
311
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,085
Uh, excuse me.
312
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:14,886
Where-where are you going?
313
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,188
This whole thing
was a big mistake.
314
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,356
I'm gonna find Amy
315
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,792
and get her
out of here.
Sit down!
316
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,195
Excuse me?
317
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,830
Sheldon loves Amy,
318
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,132
and he would never hurt her
on her wedding day
319
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,068
or any other day, so park it.
320
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,310
Oh, you sit down, too.
321
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,214
Are you gonna let her
talk to me like that?
322
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,216
Say something.
323
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,719
Thank you.
324
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,923
Uh, according
to Google, there are
325
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,991
zero papers
that mention super asymmetry.
326
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,361
This is brand-new.
No one's thought of it.
327
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,197
What are you lunatics doing?!
328
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,999
Sheldon had a breakthrough.
329
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,335
Actually, Amy and I
had a breakthrough.
330
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,872
Oh, science? Shocking!
331
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,107
You don't understand.
This could be really big.
332
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,943
No, Penny's right.
333
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:15,113
We have our whole lives
to do science together.
334
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,983
Let's get married.
335
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,017
All right.
336
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,252
It's go time!
337
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,388
I am pumped!
338
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,128
Okay, everyone. Here we go.
339
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,732
Leonard.
340
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,304
That's Mark Ha-Ha-Ha...
341
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:44,041
It's-it's Mark Hami-Ha-Ha...
342
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:47,311
Yep. Thank Wolowitz.
He set it up.
343
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,380
Thank you.
344
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,150
Congratulations
on your wedding.
345
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,785
Thank you.
346
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,255
When this is over, I have
4,000 things for you to sign.
347
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,975
Thank you, Daddy.
348
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,916
I-I thought Wil was marrying us.
349
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,319
Wolowitz got us an upgrade.
350
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,889
Another sci-fi
guy with a beard.
351
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,892
Seems lateral, but okay.
352
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,327
Welcome.
353
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,329
We are gathered here today
354
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:42,299
in the sight of family,
friends and Almighty God.
355
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,201
That's too religious.
356
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,470
That lady over there
made me say it.
357
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,842
He heard you,
and he can't un-hear you.
358
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,881
We're here
to celebrate the marriage
359
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,750
of Sheldon Lee Cooper...
360
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,819
...and Amy Farrah Fowler.
361
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,254
I had more prepared,
362
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,756
but I'm just gonna skip
to the rings and vows,
363
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,260
since I've been answering
your questions for 45 minutes.
364
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:13,030
Yeah, he answered 'em.
365
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:16,167
Amy, you're up.
366
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:24,375
Sheldon, when I
was a little girl,
367
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:27,044
I used to dream
about my wedding.
368
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,879
But, eventually,
I stopped,
369
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:32,383
because I thought that
day would never come.
370
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,252
And then I met you.
371
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,755
From the first moment
in that coffee shop,
372
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,158
I knew that there was
something special between us,
373
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,194
even though I did
work on a study
374
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,529
that disproved love
at first sight.
375
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,900
I loved that study
the moment I read it.
376
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,302
Ironic, huh?
377
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,806
Clearly, it was wrong.
378
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,009
Because I felt
something that day,
379
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:02,413
and those feelings have only
gotten stronger with time.
380
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:08,052
I can't imagine loving you
more than I do right now.
381
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,857
But I felt that way yesterday
and the day before yesterday
382
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,326
and the day before that.
383
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,996
Is that growth linear
or accelerating?
384
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,798
Accelerating.
385
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,834
Oh, maybe we could
graph it out.
386
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:27,171
Save something
for the honeymoon.
387
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,239
Smart.
388
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,209
Sheldon,
389
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,945
I don't know
what the future holds,
390
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,349
but I know that I've never
been happier than I am
391
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,853
in this moment marrying you.
392
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,391
Well, that was
unexpectedly beautiful.
393
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,896
I might need a minute.
394
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,405
Amy...
395
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:08,112
...I usually know
exactly what to say.
396
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,849
But in this moment...
397
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,285
I have no words.
398
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,290
I guess...
399
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,361
I'm overwhelmed by you.
400
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,597
In a good way.
401
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:31,001
Not in the elevator
in the Haunted Mansion way.
402
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:37,408
Even if I can't
tell you now how I feel,
403
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:42,380
I will spend my life showing you
how much I love you.
404
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,154
Do you...
405
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,859
Do you...
406
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:59,563
Hey, I'm just saying, I'm here
if you need me to step in.
407
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,298
No, no, no.
408
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,067
I got this.
409
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:09,139
Amy, do you take Sheldon
for your lawful wedded husband?
410
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,041
I do.
411
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,578
And, Sheldon, same thing.
412
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,583
I do.
413
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,619
Then by the power vested in me
414
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,989
by
EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.com...
415
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,427
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
416
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,363
You may kiss the bride.
417
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:47,111
♪ At wast... ♪
418
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:52,483
♪ My wove has come awong ♪
419
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:59,056
♪ My wonewy days are over ♪
420
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,130
♪ And wife is wike a song ♪
421
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:09,000
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
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