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Richard...
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do you think if I asked,
they would let me visit her?
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Jared, she's gonna be okay.
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I promise.
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That brilliant little idiot.
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He found a way around the patent!
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It's Hendrick's internet,
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but it's not Hendrick's internet!
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I will no longer be able
to manufacture your boxes.
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You see, my company
will be manufacturing
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a new device that will quickly
render yours obsolete.
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Did you speak to Laurie
about our Series B?
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Sort of.
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Nothing is personal
with Laurie, all right?
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It's what makes her such a great VC.
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A term sheet for your Series B.
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Congratulations, Richard.
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Thank you.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Wow. That is one expensive bottle.
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You guys deserve the best
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bottle of champagne they have.
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Yeah, all champagne
tastes the same to me, so.
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I agree, I mean, what's the difference
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between good champagne
and bad champagne?
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About $500.
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Guys, come on. Enjoy it.
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You're about to close
a $30 million series B.
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And you don't have to sell any ads
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or harvest user data,
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which for any other VC in town
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would've been a non-starter.
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Frankly, I'm surprised
that Laurie went for it.
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Well, I'm not wild
about the idea
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of her having
two more board seats.
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I mean, she did kill Fiona
right in front of us.
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Listen, don't worry
about Laurie, okay?
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I'm gonna be your
point person on this.
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She's got her plate full.
She's raising money to recover
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from the whole Eklow debacle.
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Okay.
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So... to you guys.
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All right.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Yup, thanks.
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All right. I have a dinner meeting
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and I kind of feel like a fifth wheel,
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so I'm gonna pick up the check,
leave you to celebrate.
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Congrats again, guys.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Well, the only person we don't spend
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20 hours a day with just left.
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So.
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What's new with you guys?
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Well, I'm thinking of buying
some new bookkeeping software.
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All right. I think the only
actual way to celebrate
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is to spend one waking minute apart, so.
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I'm gonna go.
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Are you going home?
Let's... let's share an Uber.
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Oh, well, if you're going
that direction,
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I'm... I'm driving,
so I could drop you.
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Hey, Gilfoyle.
Wanna play Fortnite?
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Oh, hold on, I didn't know
we were playing Fortnite.
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Yeah, I'll come along.
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I would've taken that plate
to the sink for you.
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Uh, it's okay.
I just finished, so.
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How was the sandwich I made you?
Was it good?
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Good condiment blend?
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Yeah. It was perfect, thanks.
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Richard.
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This might be out of line, but...
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would you mind telling Jared how
much you enjoyed the sandwich?
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I'm finding him
a little intimidating.
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Sure, yeah. Look, I know he
can be a little eccentric.
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I tend to hold my breath
around him.
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It's exacerbating my asthma.
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Ooh, okay...
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Richard, do you have a moment?
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You know what? Holden just made
me a really good sandwich.
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Oh, well, that's nice.
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Yeah. Yep.
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Did he ask you
to mention that to me?
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What? No.
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Okay.
No, he's... he's just great.
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Well, "In doing what we ought,
we deserve no praise
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because it is our duty."
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St. Augustine.
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So, um...
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I've been keeping
track of the compute credits
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that you gave to Laurie.
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And she sold them to Gigglybots
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and then Gigglybots
sold them to SmashHub.
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And they traded hands
a few more times,
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the price increasing
each time until they were
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bought by a venture fund
in Mountain View.
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Okay, uh, so if we wanted
to buy them back,
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how much would it cost us?
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It's $1.6 million.
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What?
The fuck?
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More like that?
Yeah.
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So Dinesh, is it true?
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Is series B happening?
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We all heard it's happening.
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Oh, guys, please,
you know I can't talk to you
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about upper level
management stuff.
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It's totally happening.
Look at his face.
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He has the worst poker face.
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No. Don't...
don't look at my face.
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This is great news.
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We're all getting big, fat bonuses.
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I was a little worried I made
a mistake ordering that Tesla.
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Sorry, Tesla?
What Tesla?
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Model S. Same as yours.
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I mean, not exactly the same.
I ordered the P100D.
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Newer model.
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It's got longer battery life...
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You know what?
This is a workplace.
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This is not a fucking slumber
party, gabbing, gabbing.
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And series B is not a done deal.
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Despite what my face says, okay?
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Don't trust this face.
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No one should ever
trust this face.
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Congrats on the Tesla, Danny.
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So excited for you.
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Series B, baby!
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Fuck Danny.
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I mean, I love my Tesla.
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It has Insane Mode,
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which means it goes
zero to 60 in 3.2 seconds,
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which is literally insane.
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But the Tesla that Danny
ordered has Ludicrous Mode,
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which means it goes
zero to 60 in 2.8 seconds.
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So it's gonna take me an entire
0.4 seconds longer to get to 60.
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I mean, how would you feel
if one of your neighbors
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got a tiki head bigger than yours?
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Oh, well, when we bought it,
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we made sure it was the
biggest one they made, so.
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You're the biggest tiki head
guy in the neighborhood.
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I used to be the Tesla
guy in the office.
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I maxed out my credit cards
to be able to afford that thing.
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And now that we're getting series B,
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any one of these bourgeois
new money millennial fucks
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can just go out and buy one.
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I don't wanna sound selfish,
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but sometimes I wish only I made money.
You know?
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What are we talking about, here?
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You want us to launch a cryptocurrency?
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I do.
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The fact that people are willing
to pay many multiples more
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for our compute credits
than they're worth,
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we have an opportunity here.
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Worth is relative, Richard.
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What do you mean?
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Why do people covet
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the silly pieces of green
cotton paper in their wallets?
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It's because we are all sheep.
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And we've mutually agreed
to endow certain things
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with value.
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And right now, for some reason,
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the market values our
credits more than we did.
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Gilfoyle, we're not gonna suddenly pivot
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and become a digital
currency company.
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I'm not proposing a pivot.
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I'm proposing that
we sell digital currency
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as a way to finance
our new Internet company.
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You wanted an alternative
to Laurie Bream.
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Well, it's right here in front of you.
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PiedPiperCoin.
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Okay, look, I...
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I'm not gonna bet
the entire future
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of my new Internet and
everything I've worked for
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on becoming the next Bitcoin.
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You really expect me to do that?
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There are very few things that I
will defend with true passion:
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Medical marijuana,
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the biblical Satan as a metaphor
for rebellion against tyranny,
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and mother fucking
Goddamn cryptocurrency.
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Mmm.
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I have a PowerPoint that I've been
wanting to show you for some time.
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Walk me through this.
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We can't make our boxes in China
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because Yao has threatened
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every manufacturer in the country.
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That's right.
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We can't afford Bangladesh,
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because the workers have unionized.
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Sadly, correct.
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And we can't use our place in Laos,
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because one person
gets her scalp ripped off
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and suddenly, everyone's
screaming regulations.
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Yes.
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You know, you hear a lot of chatter
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about the growth of the global economy,
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but no one wants to
talk about the downside.
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Gavin, there is one other manufacturing
option we haven't discussed yet,
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which considering
the current circumstances,
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might be worth consideration.
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I'm open to anything.
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America.
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Fuck you.
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I feel the same way.
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But we were recently contacted
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by the mayor of Goldbriar, North Carolina.
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They had a DVR manufacturing
plant that closed.
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The retooling would be minimal.
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Sco They've got a skilled labor pool
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just sitting idle and they sound desperate.
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Really?
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How desperate?
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It was pitiful.
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Really?
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In 350 BCE,
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Aristotle defined
sound money as being
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durable, transferable,
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divisible, scarce,
recognizable...
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Gilfoyle?
And fungible.
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What?
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Can we skip ahead 2,400 years?
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I mean, I know
what cryptocurrency is.
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Richard, a lot of work
went into this presentation.
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Okay.
Fine.
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But you're missing out
on a lot of wisdom, here.
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Why don't you tell me
what you know
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about Bitcoin
as a jumping-off point?
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Okay, sure.
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Uh, well, I'm pretty sure it was
founded by a Japanese guy...
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Or guys, or girls,
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going by the name
Satoshi Nakamoto in 2008.
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True identity still unknown.
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Okay, look, every day
I read an article
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about how we're in
a Bitcoin bubble.
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And who is writing
those articles?
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I don't wanna say
the establishment.
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But is it possible that
Warren Buffett
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called Bitcoin a pyramid scheme
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because he has 92 billion
conventional dollars to protect?
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Let's say he's right.
Let's say Bitcoin dies.
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So what?
MySpace, Friendster, they both died.
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But they paved the way
for other social media tripe
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like Facebook and Twitter
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to completely overrun the planet.
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Crypto is out there.
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And it's not going away.
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It just feels sketchy.
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In the same way that a new
Internet is sketchy, Richard?
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Well...
What is crypto?
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If not decentralized,
anonymous, secure,
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and an existential threat
to the powers that be?
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I would think that you'd be
all-in on something like that.
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Yeah. But do you really think
we can create a currency
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worth $30 million?
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Because that's what
we'd be giving up.
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Maybe. Probably even more.
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But even if it's less,
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we would still gain
control, autonomy,
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board seats and shares,
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and you wouldn't have to rely
on a VC who once fired you
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from your own company.
261
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So, there is a mode
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above Ludicrous Mode.
Am I correct?
263
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Yes. It's called Plaid.
264
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And it comes standard
on the new Tesla Roadster.
265
00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:29,305
How do I get
into one of these babies?
266
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Simple. You put down
a $50,000 deposit today.
267
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Okay.
268
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And you'll be behind the wheel
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as soon as they
become available.
270
00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:39,972
And how quickly
will that be, Stephanie?
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Soon. We're thinking
a few years,
272
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which goes by fast.
273
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My daughter was
a teenager in high school.
274
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Next thing I knew... I'm
gonna stop you right there.
275
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Your oily salesmanship is
starting to really irritate me.
276
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Okay?
277
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I need to maintain
my Tesla superiority,
278
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and I need to do it now.
279
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Okay, I'm looking at
a new set of wheels here.
280
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The 21-inch Arachnids.
281
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Very nice.
But they're not for sale.
282
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You can only get them through
our referral awards program.
283
00:11:05,972 --> 00:11:07,722
You refer three
other customers to us,
284
00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:11,555
they buy a vehicle and,
zoop-zoop, you get the wheels.
285
00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:14,472
So, if I get more
people to buy Teslas,
286
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then I will have the wheels
and no one else can get them?
287
00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,222
Not even Danny?
288
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,055
I'm sorry, who's Danny?
289
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He's the guy with the shitty wheels.
290
00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:26,389
And now, the CEO of Hooli,
291
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Mr. Gavin Belson.
292
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Thank you, Mayor Wilkins.
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Thank you, Goldbriar, for this
warm, wonderful welcome.
294
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You know, being in North Carolina
295
00:11:39,806 --> 00:11:42,597
always feels like a bit of
a homecoming for me.
296
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I own a vacation property
just off the coast in Bermuda.
297
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,555
Technically, it is my
primary legal residence.
298
00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:53,931
Good people of Goldbriar,
299
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,263
for too long, foreign interests
300
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have used unfair trade
and labor practices
301
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to plunder American wealth
and steal American jobs.
302
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,931
But I don't blame them for that.
303
00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:08,972
No. I blame weak, spineless
American politicians.
304
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But if your mayor does his job,
305
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,389
your jobs will come back,
306
00:12:12,472 --> 00:12:15,097
and soon, you will
proudly be building
307
00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:18,472
the Gavin Belson
Signature Box Three.
308
00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:20,597
But if for some reason
309
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he can't make my
very reasonable proposal work,
310
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you know who to blame.
311
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I'm excited to get started.
312
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What about y'all?
313
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Hi, Holden.
Oh.
314
00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:58,889
Jared. Hi.
315
00:12:58,972 --> 00:13:00,055
Hi.
316
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Can I ask you a question?
317
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,889
Of course.
318
00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,847
Did you ask Richard to tell me
319
00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:10,389
that he liked the sandwich
that you made for him?
320
00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:12,555
No.
321
00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:18,263
Is that the truth?
322
00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:20,305
Yes.
323
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Okay.
324
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:28,430
Okay.
325
00:13:30,847 --> 00:13:32,263
Good job with that plate.
326
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:34,972
Thanks.
327
00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:47,639
Now, I can see
the looks on your faces.
328
00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:49,222
I know what you're thinking.
329
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:52,722
Why does Dinesh care
so much if I buy a Tesla?
330
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,263
I'll tell you why.
331
00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:56,972
Because Teslas
are good for the world.
332
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Surprisingly pedestrian wheels,
but you get over that.
333
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,222
So, come on.
334
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,222
Series B, right?
Cha-ching.
335
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:05,514
I was gonna use that
to pay off my student loans.
336
00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:06,514
That's boring.
337
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,097
And don't take this the wrong way,
338
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,263
but it seems like it's very important
339
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:12,972
for you to be the Tesla guy in the office.
340
00:14:13,055 --> 00:14:14,389
Like, weirdly important.
341
00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:17,305
I'm not weird, you're weird.
You guys are being so weird.
342
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:20,722
Come on. What's it gonna take
to get you into a Tesla today?
343
00:14:20,806 --> 00:14:24,055
Here. I've printed out hundreds of these.
344
00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:26,430
There you go. There you
go, pass these on.
345
00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:27,847
Dave? Dave?
346
00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:31,514
All right, what's this
interesting idea?
347
00:14:31,597 --> 00:14:33,138
Gilfoyle and I were talking.
348
00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:37,180
And this may seem a little
out there at first, but...
349
00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:41,222
Instead of funding
our launch with a series B,
350
00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:42,472
what about...
351
00:14:43,472 --> 00:14:44,472
an ICO?
352
00:14:46,347 --> 00:14:48,847
An initial coin offering?
It's basically a...
353
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,806
Are you a fucking moron?
354
00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,597
Maybe I don't need to be here for this.
355
00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:55,972
Sit the fuck down.
356
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:57,180
Okay.
357
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,138
Richard, what are you doing?
358
00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:02,055
Just exploring our options.
359
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:04,305
Why? You don't think
I have your back?
360
00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:06,180
Look, I get that
you're giving up
361
00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:07,389
board seats and shares,
362
00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:09,305
but look what you're getting in return.
363
00:15:09,389 --> 00:15:12,472
As if the $30 million you were
getting wasn't good enough,
364
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,972
we provide you with marketing,
networking, staffing.
365
00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:16,931
We help you negotiate partnerships
366
00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:18,138
and navigate regulations.
367
00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:21,097
All these things that are
changing by the minute.
368
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:24,055
Gilfoyle, can you help
with any of that?
369
00:15:24,138 --> 00:15:26,889
I'd rather just listen
if it's all the same to you.
370
00:15:26,972 --> 00:15:29,138
Look, if you do an ICO,
371
00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:30,681
you're not only
saying fuck you to us,
372
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,138
you're saying
fuck you to all VCs.
373
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,555
Jesus, Richard.
Why would you even
374
00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:36,013
think it would be okay
to talk to me about this?
375
00:15:36,097 --> 00:15:38,347
Like would you ask your wife
who you should cheat with?
376
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:39,889
No.
377
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:40,931
Well, maybe.
378
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:42,055
I don't know, I...
379
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:45,013
I guess I was just looking
for advice from a friend.
380
00:15:45,097 --> 00:15:47,097
Oh, are we friends, Richard?
381
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,639
Yes, of course.
Really?
382
00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:50,263
Have we spoken once in the past year
383
00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:52,472
about anything other than business?
384
00:15:52,555 --> 00:15:54,180
Yes.
385
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:56,514
Wait. No.
386
00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:58,180
When's my birthday?
Come on.
387
00:15:58,263 --> 00:16:00,097
Do I live in a house
or an apartment?
388
00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:03,180
Did you even know
that I was married?
389
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,347
You are?
I was, I...
390
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,097
had it annulled after three months.
391
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,222
Did he ask you
who he should cheat with?
392
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,847
Look, you came for advice, fine.
393
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,305
Forget an ICO.
394
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:17,597
Okay? I'm sure Gilfoyle
395
00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:20,013
told you that he can handle
all the technical stuff.
396
00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:22,055
But this is not just a math problem.
397
00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:26,347
They're my direct competition.
I've done my homework on this.
398
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:28,263
So before you walk away from stability
399
00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:31,222
and gamble your entire company on crypto,
400
00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:32,972
there's another "friend" of yours
401
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,138
I think you should talk to.
402
00:16:35,681 --> 00:16:38,722
I was such a fucking pussy
when Bitcoin broke, Richard.
403
00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:40,222
If I had the balls,
404
00:16:40,305 --> 00:16:42,347
I'd have put every penny
I had into that shit
405
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,347
five years ago,
406
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:44,764
watched it go up, up, up, up, up
407
00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:47,055
and then pulled out right before
it all came crashing down again.
408
00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:48,972
I mean, Jesus,
why didn't I do that?
409
00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:51,430
Fuck me!
But then, it occurred to me...
410
00:16:51,514 --> 00:16:54,389
I own 36 fucking
companies, Richard.
411
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,681
If I make them all ICO,
412
00:16:56,764 --> 00:16:59,305
that's 36 bites at the apple.
413
00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:00,430
So I did it.
414
00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:02,931
You... you did 36 ICOs?
Yup.
415
00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:04,889
Did they work?
You know, one of the things
416
00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:07,138
being in the three comma club
has taught me, Richard,
417
00:17:07,222 --> 00:17:08,430
is it's not always about money.
418
00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:10,180
Sometimes, it's about wisdom.
419
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,847
And did I lose a B?
Close to it. Fuck!
420
00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:16,597
But I bet I gained
two B in wisdom.
421
00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:18,347
So you lost it all?
422
00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:22,639
Ha, ha, Richard, if I didn't
love this crazy guy so much,
423
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:23,931
I'd knock his fucking teeth out.
424
00:17:24,013 --> 00:17:25,806
Nah, nah, I didn't lose it all.
425
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,347
I mean, one of them
got shut down by the SEC.
426
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,138
On a few, we got scammed.
427
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,514
But some of them worked.
428
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:33,972
One of them worked.
429
00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:36,931
One? One out of 36?
430
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:37,972
Yeah. Listen,
431
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,430
all the coin I had from
the ICO that worked
432
00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:41,972
was on a USB thumb drive.
433
00:17:42,055 --> 00:17:43,472
And my dumb fucking housekeeper
434
00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:44,972
threw out my jeans,
'cause they were ripped.
435
00:17:45,055 --> 00:17:46,472
Even though I paid more
for the ripped ones.
436
00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:48,263
And the thumb drive
was in the pocket, so.
437
00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:51,138
$300 million in crypto
is buried out here, somewhere.
438
00:17:51,222 --> 00:17:52,639
But my boys will find it.
439
00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,514
If they wanna get paid, right?
440
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:56,806
And when they do,
441
00:17:56,889 --> 00:17:58,639
that coin could cover all the losers.
442
00:17:58,722 --> 00:18:01,055
I mean, it's up 3,000%
in the last two weeks.
443
00:18:01,138 --> 00:18:03,305
If it keeps going like this over
the next three, four months,
444
00:18:03,389 --> 00:18:05,138
we could be talking
the four comma club!
445
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:06,847
That's a T, not a B, Richard.
446
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,347
Mr. Hanneman!
Shit, you found it?
447
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:13,347
Jose! Yes! No!
448
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:14,931
I said a thumb drive.
449
00:18:15,013 --> 00:18:16,639
In the...
that's an actual thumb.
450
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,305
That's a human...
Just fucking put that back!
451
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,847
Again, Richard...
452
00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:24,180
the math is sound.
453
00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:32,555
Well, Mayor, I sure have
enjoyed our time together.
454
00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:33,847
Let me know when you get this done.
455
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:36,847
Uh, Mr. Belson, I'm sorry,
but this list of demands
456
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:39,681
is not remotely workable
for a community of our size.
457
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:42,055
A mayor's job is never easy.
458
00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:43,389
But you'll find a way,
459
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:44,931
if you care about your constituents.
460
00:18:45,013 --> 00:18:46,931
Mr. Belson, I grew up in this town.
461
00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:48,347
I've lived here my entire life.
462
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,389
I'd do anything to...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
463
00:18:50,472 --> 00:18:52,347
Your entire life?
Mm-hmm.
464
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,180
How old are you?
Forty-seven.
465
00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:56,722
That's a little weird, isn't it?
466
00:18:56,806 --> 00:19:00,347
The point is, I'd do anything
to help the people of this area.
467
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,555
But giving you public money on this
scale would decimate our budget.
468
00:19:04,639 --> 00:19:07,013
I could have the local
high school renamed after you.
469
00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:09,389
Rosa Parks has never even
been to Goldbriar.
470
00:19:09,472 --> 00:19:10,931
I don't want a fucking high school.
471
00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:14,138
I wanna manufacture boxes
at an 80% profit margin.
472
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,305
I don't understand.
473
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:17,013
All my asshole friends
keep getting
474
00:19:17,097 --> 00:19:19,347
NFL stadiums
and corporate headquarters,
475
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,722
all fully paid for.
476
00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:23,847
And you can't make
one fucking factory happen?
477
00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:27,055
I mean, the only things I have left
to cut are essential services.
478
00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:28,889
There you go. Do that.
479
00:19:28,972 --> 00:19:30,555
You could have
a volunteer fire department.
480
00:19:30,639 --> 00:19:32,931
Because I can't afford
a penny more than this.
481
00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:37,972
Everybody ready?
482
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:40,597
Two, three!
483
00:20:05,722 --> 00:20:07,555
So, pretty sweet, right?
484
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:08,889
Yeah, it's nice.
485
00:20:08,972 --> 00:20:11,222
Sorry we couldn't find
a safe spot to try Insane Mode.
486
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:13,097
It feels like your
kidneys are gonna get, like,
487
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,597
ripped right through
the back of your body.
488
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,931
It's like... Yeah, I don't
think I'd wanna do that.
489
00:20:17,013 --> 00:20:18,347
Well you don't need to do it.
490
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,222
But you wanna be able to
tell people that you can do it.
491
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,681
Right? It's like having a gun.
492
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,597
So, Charlie and Nadia
have already said yes.
493
00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:29,222
You'll finally have something
to talk to them about.
494
00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:31,013
Oh, let me think about it.
495
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,472
Fine. Okay, just pull into
the designated EV...2.8 seconds.
496
00:20:34,555 --> 00:20:35,972
Oh, fuck.
497
00:20:36,055 --> 00:20:37,472
Danny already got his car.
498
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:40,013
I'll pay your down payment and first
three months. Do we have a deal?
499
00:20:40,097 --> 00:20:41,389
Wow, really?
500
00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:43,889
Make it six months.
501
00:20:45,055 --> 00:20:46,055
Fine! Okay, just go.
502
00:20:46,138 --> 00:20:47,972
Hide before Danny
sees us in this shitty car.
503
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:49,472
Go, go, go. Go.
Wow, uh...
504
00:20:53,514 --> 00:20:54,597
Hello?
505
00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:56,138
Hey, guess what?
506
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,389
My boss just bought me a car!
507
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:02,055
What? No! Ew. Ugh!
508
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,972
Richard? Ron LaFlamme's
office just called.
509
00:21:07,055 --> 00:21:09,806
And the series B paperwork
is ready for you to sign.
510
00:21:11,472 --> 00:21:12,764
Okay.
511
00:21:12,847 --> 00:21:16,138
Uh, well, then I guess I'll
just go over there and sign it.
512
00:21:16,222 --> 00:21:18,847
Richard, I know you were
pinning your hopes on the ICO,
513
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:21,514
but I... I think series B
is the right call.
514
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,597
Yeah, no, I... I hope so.
515
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:25,555
We're gonna get
the money we need to launch,
516
00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:28,097
and everyone out there
is gonna get a great bonus.
517
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,013
And then, you're gonna have
an army of happy
518
00:21:31,097 --> 00:21:33,305
and highly motivated workers...
519
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,389
Jared?
520
00:21:35,472 --> 00:21:36,806
Everything okay with Holden?
521
00:21:36,889 --> 00:21:38,806
You mean, like, mentally?
522
00:21:38,889 --> 00:21:40,514
I was wondering that, too.
523
00:21:40,597 --> 00:21:42,806
No. No, no.
Just, like...
524
00:21:42,889 --> 00:21:44,222
like, with you and him.
525
00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:47,222
Just seems like you're being
really hard on him.
526
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,514
Do you like him?
527
00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:50,347
Yeah. I mean, sure.
528
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:53,430
Okay. It's okay
if you like him.
529
00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:55,222
That's all that matters, right?
530
00:21:55,305 --> 00:21:56,222
Yeah.
531
00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:58,555
Okay. Well,
I'll see you when, uh...
532
00:21:58,639 --> 00:22:01,180
I'll see you when you
get back from LaFlamme's.
533
00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:13,972
Every institutional
investor to whom I reached out
534
00:22:14,055 --> 00:22:15,806
agreed to participate
in our second fund.
535
00:22:15,889 --> 00:22:19,889
The capital issues we faced
due to Eklow's failure
536
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,013
have been remedied.
537
00:22:21,097 --> 00:22:23,138
Laurie, you are a badass.
538
00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:27,222
Ah, yes. A compliment.
539
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:30,889
Well, I think the numbers
in our new prospectus
540
00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:32,514
speak for themselves.
541
00:22:35,013 --> 00:22:38,013
Sorry, you're projecting
that 70% of Pied Piper's
542
00:22:38,097 --> 00:22:41,222
operating income is gonna
come from ad sales, but...
543
00:22:41,305 --> 00:22:42,722
Pied Piper's not gonna sell ads.
544
00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:45,847
Yes. I understand that
is their current position.
545
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,389
No, Laurie, when we
offered them their series B,
546
00:22:48,472 --> 00:22:50,889
I promised Richard that
we would never make them
547
00:22:50,972 --> 00:22:52,222
harvest data or sell ads.
548
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:55,305
However, that language is
not part of their term sheet.
549
00:22:55,389 --> 00:22:59,389
I am not saying that we will
force their hand on this issue.
550
00:22:59,472 --> 00:23:04,180
But neither am I saying
definitively that we will not.
551
00:23:04,263 --> 00:23:08,222
Okay, but you and I,
we are partners, right?
552
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:09,389
Of course.
553
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,263
Any decision we make, we will
certainly make together.
554
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,931
Good. As long as that's clear.
555
00:23:15,013 --> 00:23:17,347
And again, great job
closing our funding.
556
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:20,263
Ah, yes. Huzzah. Onward.
557
00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,138
Laurie, did you have
558
00:23:28,222 --> 00:23:30,138
the big, hairy question
put back on my wall?
559
00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:31,555
Yes. I like it there.
560
00:23:31,639 --> 00:23:32,722
But I don't.
561
00:23:33,764 --> 00:23:34,764
And yet...
562
00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:42,013
All right.
One more, right there.
563
00:23:42,097 --> 00:23:44,889
And done-zo.
564
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:46,722
Series ba-bam.
565
00:23:46,806 --> 00:23:48,305
Richard, don't sign it.
566
00:23:48,389 --> 00:23:49,472
Look, I can't protect you.
567
00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,472
At some point, Laurie's
gonna fuck you over
568
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,847
and make you sell ads.
What?
569
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,555
And I don't think there's
anything I can do about it.
570
00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:57,681
Don't sign the deal.
I just did. It's done.
571
00:23:57,764 --> 00:23:58,972
Jesus Christ.
572
00:23:59,055 --> 00:24:00,347
Laurie's gonna sell ads.
573
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,263
Isn't that what I told you?
574
00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:04,263
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
575
00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:05,764
God!
576
00:24:05,847 --> 00:24:08,430
You know I can just tear these up, right?
577
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,639
No, I know. Good.
578
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,681
I like it.
579
00:24:16,764 --> 00:24:18,681
But can we adjust
the proportions?
580
00:24:18,764 --> 00:24:20,347
Make the logo bigger?
581
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:22,514
And... and make the flag bigger?
582
00:24:22,597 --> 00:24:24,639
And... and make
the box bigger, too.
583
00:24:24,722 --> 00:24:27,055
It all just needs to be bigger.
584
00:24:27,138 --> 00:24:28,514
Okay.
585
00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,180
Bigger.
Yeah.
586
00:24:30,263 --> 00:24:32,514
Sir.
Ah, Hoover.
587
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,180
How's the factory coming?
588
00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:35,472
We almost online?
589
00:24:35,555 --> 00:24:37,764
Not exactly, sir.
590
00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:38,847
It's gone.
591
00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:40,263
What do you mean?
592
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:42,305
Did that dipshit mayor
renege on our deal?
593
00:24:42,389 --> 00:24:43,972
No, he made every effort,
594
00:24:44,055 --> 00:24:45,972
including having
the factory repainted.
595
00:24:46,055 --> 00:24:47,597
Okay. So what's the problem?
596
00:24:47,681 --> 00:24:51,222
Well, apparently, the painters left
some oily rags in a garbage can.
597
00:24:51,305 --> 00:24:55,013
Mm-hmm. But because of cuts
to the sanitation service,
598
00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:56,472
the trash was not collected
599
00:24:56,555 --> 00:24:58,263
and the rags smoldered
and caught fire.
600
00:24:58,347 --> 00:25:00,639
And because of cuts
to the fire department,
601
00:25:00,722 --> 00:25:01,722
the blaze spread.
602
00:25:01,806 --> 00:25:03,764
A number of concerned citizens
603
00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:05,222
volunteered to help
fight the fire,
604
00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:08,138
but because the water
was cut off, they could not.
605
00:25:08,222 --> 00:25:09,472
Okay, so what happened?
606
00:25:09,555 --> 00:25:12,305
Well, the vast majority of our
expensive, rare earth materials
607
00:25:12,389 --> 00:25:13,305
survived the fire.
608
00:25:13,389 --> 00:25:14,722
Well, that's something.
609
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,389
Until the flames abated,
610
00:25:16,472 --> 00:25:18,639
when because
of mass layoffs of police,
611
00:25:18,722 --> 00:25:20,889
the locals that were
there to fight the fire
612
00:25:20,972 --> 00:25:24,097
decided instead to loot
the burned-out factory.
613
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,972
The National Guard
attempted to reach the factory
614
00:25:27,055 --> 00:25:28,138
to help stop this, but...
615
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,430
The roads.
The roads, sir, yes.
616
00:25:30,514 --> 00:25:31,764
Okay.
617
00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:33,764
So, we lost it all?
618
00:25:33,847 --> 00:25:35,263
Everything?
Yes.
619
00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:38,347
Also, the IRS called.
620
00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:40,514
Somehow, they found out
about Bermuda.
621
00:25:46,013 --> 00:25:48,097
Look, when you take it
all into account,
622
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,722
turning down our series B
623
00:25:49,806 --> 00:25:51,389
and doing an ICO
to fund your launch,
624
00:25:51,472 --> 00:25:53,722
may actually give you
the best odds.
625
00:25:53,806 --> 00:25:55,597
You said ICOs are suicide.
626
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:56,806
Well, I'm a VC
627
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,097
and some of that might have
been self-preservational.
628
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:00,472
Okay.
629
00:26:00,555 --> 00:26:02,847
Well, even if you were
exaggerating, you're still right.
630
00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:06,472
I mean, Russ Hanneman had
36 chances to make an ICO work
631
00:26:06,555 --> 00:26:07,764
and he basically failed.
632
00:26:07,847 --> 00:26:08,847
I only have one.
633
00:26:08,931 --> 00:26:11,347
Look, Gilfoyle can handle
all the technical stuff.
634
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:12,722
You just need to hire someone
635
00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:13,889
who can handle
the business side.
636
00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,722
Like who?
I don't know.
637
00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:18,472
I'm sorry, but I gotta
Uber back to the office
638
00:26:18,555 --> 00:26:19,889
before Laurie realizes I'm gone.
639
00:26:19,972 --> 00:26:21,555
No, no, wait.
Who do I hire?
640
00:26:21,639 --> 00:26:23,764
Someone who understands
securities, right?
641
00:26:23,847 --> 00:26:24,847
Not necessarily.
642
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,597
I mean, your coin doesn't
have to be a security.
643
00:26:26,681 --> 00:26:28,597
You could do a utility
token instead,
644
00:26:28,681 --> 00:26:30,430
since you provide
an actual unit of compute.
645
00:26:30,514 --> 00:26:32,764
Although, you'd have to
convince the SEC.
646
00:26:33,889 --> 00:26:35,472
Damn it. Surge pricing.
647
00:26:35,555 --> 00:26:37,389
Monica. You might not
even need to bother
648
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,597
with a moving average pricing
strategy when you launch.
649
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,305
But you will need to
keep a close eye on
650
00:26:41,389 --> 00:26:42,889
statements from
the federal government,
651
00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:43,931
South Korea, and China.
652
00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:45,514
So, whoever you do hire
653
00:26:45,597 --> 00:26:47,180
should definitely know
how to do all that.
654
00:26:47,263 --> 00:26:48,180
Okay, six minutes.
655
00:26:48,263 --> 00:26:50,389
Monica.
What?
656
00:26:50,472 --> 00:26:51,764
It's you.
657
00:26:51,847 --> 00:26:53,013
You're the right person.
658
00:26:53,097 --> 00:26:54,931
No.
659
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:56,347
No. No, no, no, no, no.
660
00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:57,931
Come on.
Give me one good reason.
661
00:26:59,055 --> 00:27:01,472
I... love my job.
662
00:27:01,555 --> 00:27:02,555
You hate working for Laurie.
663
00:27:02,639 --> 00:27:05,847
With Laurie, okay?
We are both equal partners.
664
00:27:05,931 --> 00:27:07,097
Okay.
665
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,305
Look, Monica.
I will do the ICO.
666
00:27:10,389 --> 00:27:12,305
But only if you do it with me.
667
00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:16,639
Come on.
668
00:27:17,806 --> 00:27:18,889
Wait, what's happening?
669
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,305
Canceling my Uber.
670
00:27:23,138 --> 00:27:25,180
So, you're in?
Fuck it.
671
00:27:25,263 --> 00:27:26,305
I'm in.
672
00:27:26,389 --> 00:27:27,389
Fuck series B.
673
00:27:27,472 --> 00:27:29,222
PiedPiperCoin is
totally gonna work.
674
00:27:29,305 --> 00:27:31,681
Yes. It is.
It totally is.
675
00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:38,389
So, just to confirm,
676
00:27:38,472 --> 00:27:40,347
in order for this coin
to be worth
677
00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:42,138
what series B
was worth to all of us,
678
00:27:42,222 --> 00:27:43,889
it has to sell for how much?
679
00:27:43,972 --> 00:27:45,847
$68.
680
00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:47,055
I see.
681
00:27:47,138 --> 00:27:50,722
And seven cents is less than that.
682
00:27:50,806 --> 00:27:51,889
Yup.
683
00:27:51,972 --> 00:27:53,847
Whose idea was this again?
684
00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:57,097
I believe the initial idea was Gilfoyle's.
685
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:58,806
To be fair, it was Monica
686
00:27:58,889 --> 00:28:01,389
who really pushed it
over the goal line.
687
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:04,222
Well, I'm gonna head
down to the Tesla dealer
688
00:28:04,305 --> 00:28:06,305
and beg them to take my car back.
689
00:28:07,389 --> 00:28:09,430
Well, that's something.
690
00:28:09,514 --> 00:28:11,180
And my two referrals fell through.
691
00:28:11,263 --> 00:28:12,597
And I had to return mine.
692
00:28:12,681 --> 00:28:15,305
So now the only Tesla
in the office is Priyanka's
693
00:28:15,389 --> 00:28:16,889
and I'm paying for that.
694
00:28:16,972 --> 00:28:18,514
So, that's cool.
695
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:21,263
Richard, adversity is a great teacher.
696
00:28:21,347 --> 00:28:23,180
Just like cigarette burns.
697
00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,055
Laurie, hi.
698
00:28:33,138 --> 00:28:34,055
Monica.
699
00:28:34,138 --> 00:28:37,180
Congratulations on the ICO.
700
00:28:37,263 --> 00:28:41,430
Yeah, yeah. Not quite
the numbers we were hoping for.
701
00:28:41,514 --> 00:28:43,013
I'm sure you're happy about that.
702
00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:44,597
On the contrary.
703
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,222
Monica, you have certain values.
704
00:28:46,305 --> 00:28:48,722
And I see no reason you should not
work with companies that share them.
705
00:28:48,806 --> 00:28:53,305
Similarly, I should work with
companies that share my values.
706
00:28:53,389 --> 00:28:54,639
So, no hard feelings?
707
00:28:54,722 --> 00:28:57,472
No feelings at all, Monica.
708
00:28:57,555 --> 00:28:58,681
We are friends
709
00:28:58,764 --> 00:29:01,305
and we should not let business
get in the way of that.
710
00:29:01,389 --> 00:29:04,514
Speaking of, I am
stepping into a meeting.
711
00:29:04,597 --> 00:29:07,597
Right, well, I'm surprised
you're taking this so well,
712
00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:08,972
I really appreciate it, Laurie.
713
00:29:09,055 --> 00:29:10,263
Let us talk soon.
714
00:29:19,722 --> 00:29:21,013
Have you received my proposal?
715
00:29:21,097 --> 00:29:23,055
Very promising.
715
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:30,326
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