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Guys, this has been fun, but...
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it's time to go start
my pre-date regimen.
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? Body wash is in the house tonight! ?
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Ugh, that jacket! What are
you and Aly doing tonight...
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going to a Sinbad stand-up special?
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I'm gonna go pick up
my colorblind glasses from USC.
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I'm a part of a study.
Now, these glasses allow
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a colorblind person to see color.
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If they don't work, I get $25.
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If they do work, they're gonna
take a bunch of my bone marrow.
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I just hope he puts on
those glasses and realizes
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how truly hideous
that Salt-N-Pepa jacket is.
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I mean, at least he stopped wearing
the pants that go with it.
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Oh, my gosh, you guys, thank you so much
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for getting me out of the house tonight.
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Winston is insisting we...
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Stay in? Why are you staying in?
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Because I might be overwhelmed
by the world beyond sharp brown.
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Dull brown. Brown.
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You know, Aly's making sherbet tonight
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if you guys want to come over.
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While the idea of witnessing
you seeing sherbet
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for the first time is enticing,
I have plans tonight.
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Ooh, I see that eyebrow waggle.
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Yeah, that means you going on a...
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Sex date! We are having sex tonight
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- out of our daughter's earshot.
- Okay.
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Tell me, in the realm of Cece
and Schmidt sex-capades,
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like, how far out are you going?
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Are you, like,
crossing state lines or...?
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No. Tonight, we are actually
gonna keep it simple.
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I have made extremely elaborate plans.
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I've lined up a babysitter,
booked a hotel room,
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commissioned a new negligee, custom-made
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by a Japanese man
that I found on EtsyXXX.
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- I can't wait for Cece to see me in it.
- What?
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I think that he bought me
some sort of Japanese negligee.
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I know.
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I found it, like, hidden
in the back of the closet.
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I'm gonna need a team of people
to get me into that.
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Winston once bought me
a Canadian Mountie uniform.
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- No, he did not.
- Not to be graphic,
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but he destroyed it in seconds.
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So, Jess, what are you up to tonight?
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Remember when Nick and I tried
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to adopt that dog and got rejected?
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I love you so much, Harriet.
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I'm never gonna put you down.
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I'm never gonna let you go.
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I still don't get this.
They took a dog away
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from someone for loving it too much?
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They said my enthusiasm for
Harriet bordered on... madness.
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Oh, I-I can see that.
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Well, it's been two long years
on the wait list, but...
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Everything changes tonight.
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- I'm asking Jess to marry me.
- Wow
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- Ha!
- Tonight.
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Well, it's about time.
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You've been talking
about this for a month.
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I don't need this from you.
I get it enough from Jess's dad.
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Bob called me nine times today
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to tell me that his blessing
expires at midnight.
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He said if I miss the deadline,
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my buttocks are gravy.
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Guy's got some weird expressions.
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Why would you wait till the last
minute for something like this?
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'Cause everything has to
be perfect; Jess is gonna
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think about this moment
for the rest of our lives.
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I almost asked her at the park,
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but a squirrel ran off with our ring.
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Don't worry,
I got the ring back, but let me
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just say this, the squirrel
will never do that again.
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And then I got us on
the kiss cam at Dodger Stadium.
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That's where I was gonna ask,
but once we got on
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the scoreboard,
I just went for the laugh
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and I kissed the old guy next to me.
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Anything's funny
when you put an old man in it.
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Except for the ground.
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But this time,
I have everything planned.
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Nothing's stopping me tonight.
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I made reservations at the same
place we went on our first date.
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Finally, I'm gonna make
an honest woman of...
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My new dog. I'm so excited.
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And I get to surprise Nick
'cause he doesn't know about it.
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Our family is growing
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- by four small paws.
- Okay, whoa.
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You need to reel that
back in, sweetheart.
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Okay, I think you're right.
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There is a fine line
between enthusiasm and madness,
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and I do need to keep this in check.
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Come on, ladies. Let's toast to...
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- Nick and Jess. All right.
- Yeah!
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And to us going on dates
at the same time...
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...leading to a high probability
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that we'll all be doing it
at the same time.
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I'm not cheersing that, man. Stop.
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- I think it's nice.
- Yeah, it'll be like one big orgy,
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but, you know, we're spaced out.
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Never mind. I retract my support.
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Who's hungry? I'm hungry.
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You ready for our reservation?
We have a...
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What is all this, Jess?
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? It's happening ?
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? It's happening! ?
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No. No. No. No.
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Allow me to practice
being appropriately excited
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about the following information.
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- We're getting a dog.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- We've waited two years for this.
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- This could be a really big deal for us.
- Yeah.
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This could be the night that
we welcome a new family member
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- into our home. I just...
- Wow.
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I don't want to blow it,
so you have to help me
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keep it together when Judith
from the shelter gets here,
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'cause she has to do a home visit
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- before she signs off.
- You're not gonna blow it.
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We will form a great game plan
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at dinner, so let's go now,
'cause we got
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- that reservation, like I was saying.
- No. No.
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We have that reservation,
like I was saying.
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We don't have time for dinner.
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She's gonna get here any minute.
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You know, last time,
she was very thorough.
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- Yes.
- It could take a long time.
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This is fine. This is foine.
This is good.
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This is great.
I'll push our reservation.
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I'll tell the restaurant
we're celebrating tonight.
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We weren't before, but we are now.
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Get an outdoor table
so we can bring our new puppy.
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- That's not the plan.
- Say, "Make room." We got to bring...
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- The dog is not...
- ...a dog, a dog bed, a water bowl...
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- Good talk.
- ...some toys, some chewies.
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I got you some stuff.
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Oh, my gosh, you didn't...
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Will you look at this?
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Puzzles, a book on subway graffiti.
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Candy?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Wait a minute.
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Baby, candy is different colors?
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That's what I've been trying
to tell to you.
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Everything is different colors.
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Well, I'll see you on the other side.
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Oh, my God.
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Baby. Mm.
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Nobody told me
fruit was different colors!
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- I thought you knew.
- I didn't know about fruit, baby!
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- Now you know.
- Ah!
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- Oh! This-this, uh, is purple.
- That's right.
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- I'm touching purple?
- Yeah.
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- I'm touching purple.
- Oh, don't cry.
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No, don't cry, baby.
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- Are my socks blue?
- Blue.
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- Your socks are blue.
- I hate blue so much!
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- Calm down, baby. Okay. Okay.
- Aah! Some more blue! Get that...
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Just calm down.
Do you want me to find you
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something brown to look at?
Would that be soothing?
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I just think I need to...
I just need to take it slow.
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I am right here with you.
Why don't we go sit on the couch?
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Baby, what color is that couch gonna be?
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Oh, don't make that a whole thing.
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Oh, I did not solve this Rubik's Cube.
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Help yourself to anything...
within reason.
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You may think to yourself,
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"Oh, they have a lot
of expensive cheeses.
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They won't notice." We wil notice.
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Okay, so, Ruth is asleep.
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That little face.
I love her more every day.
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And, oh, look at you.
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Tell your genitals
to get their affairs in order.
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Oh, my genitals know what
they're getting into.
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Hey, I have really exciting news.
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I'm ovulating.
It's time for another baby!
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Let's get to the hotel!
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We're so sorry to crash your date.
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Our hotel reservation fell through.
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Are you kidding me?
I mean, I am so excited
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to have you guys here for my big day.
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Kind of wish you were here earlier.
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He was being a complete bitch
about pink.
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No, I was not. I was confused,
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because they want to be red
so bad, and I'm like,
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"You're not red. Like, stop."
You know what I mean?
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Well, this is gonna be fun.
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- For a little while.
- Or a long while. Who knows?
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Judith is gonna be here any minute,
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and I need you to test me.
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I looked up "cute dog" on the Internet,
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and I printed out a bunch of images,
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so I just need you
to shove a cute dog in my face
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until I find something
disgusting about it.
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I can do that.
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Oh. He's so teeny tiny...
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that he fits in his food bowl.
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And he climbed in.
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He wiggled around.
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He knocked all his food out.
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Which sucks, because there are so many
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starving people in the world.
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- Next dog.
- Now we're talking. Good.
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I know what I hate, but I'm not
sure what you're gonna hate.
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Oh, my God.
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I want to like this little lug.
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Jess, what do you hate about this dog?
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She's wearing a princess costume,
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which enforces gender stereotypes
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in a way that makes me
feel uncomfortable.
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Next dog.
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I hate to do this one to you.
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No.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What do you dislike strongly?
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Is this guy rocking a jean jacket?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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I don't hate that!
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Oh, my God.
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She's here. She's here.
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I feel ready. I feel ready.
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- Why are you acting so weird?
- I'm not acting weird.
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Winston, will you come with me?
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I'd love to be the first person
to show you a raincoat.
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I knew something was going on
with raincoats.
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- Hmm.
- Watch out. Excuse me, baby.
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What's wrong, Schmidt?
You look green. Is it green?
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Cece wants to get pregnant again.
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Oh.
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Ms. Day, Mr. Miller.
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I'm hoping the second time's the charm.
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I'd like to introduce Mario.
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- Mario.
- You're squeezing real hard, Jess.
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Your pictures don't do you justice.
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Will you excuse me a minute?
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Very excited.
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Cece wants to get pregnant?
Isn't that good news?
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Don't you want, like, a hundred kids?
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Yes, I do. I just...
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How can I survive another
nine months of pregnant Cece?
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She was so mean to me.
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I got your wings, my love.
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I wanted all flats, no drumlets!
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Do they look flat to you?!
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Do they look flat to you?!
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She tried to jam
the business end of a drumlet
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straight up my tuchus.
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And then things got worse.
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I can only describe
what I experienced next as...
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anti-Semitic.
248
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Hey, gefilte face!
249
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Quit playing "Where's My Foreskin?"
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and get in here and rub my feet
251
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before I divorce your
Yentl-loving, Ashkenazi ass!
252
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I knew this day would come, but...
253
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just thought I had more time.
254
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Schmidt, you're being crazy, man.
255
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Just go talk to your wife about this.
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I can't do that. My only option is
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to knock her up and then
disappear into the night.
258
00:09:38,257 --> 00:09:39,491
I'm gonna need you and Nick
259
00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,626
to take care of my family
while I'm in hiding.
260
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Hey, be honest with her.
261
00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:44,463
Now, if you'll excuse me,
262
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I'm off to stare at my tongue
in the mirror.
263
00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,801
So, as you can see, we have lots of toys
264
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for Mario to play with.
265
00:09:51,304 --> 00:09:54,873
And it looks like
he's found one he enjoys.
266
00:09:54,941 --> 00:09:57,008
Look at that.
267
00:09:57,076 --> 00:09:59,110
- Good for him.
- Can I just say,
268
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I had some serious doubts
about you getting a dog from us
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after what happened last time.
270
00:10:03,649 --> 00:10:06,051
You had a real Of Mice and Men vibe.
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Did I?
272
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I mean, who gets emotional
273
00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:13,992
- over how cute a dog is, right?
- Oh.
274
00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,628
People with something missing
inside of them?
275
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Will you excuse me a minute?
276
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Mm-hmm.
277
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Hi, cutie.
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Annabelle, you got to help me out.
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Mr. Miller, in 30 minutes,
280
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,044
I'll have a barstool and a high chair.
281
00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:35,046
I might be able to get you
a table, but I can't guarantee
282
00:10:35,114 --> 00:10:36,515
that your mariachi band
is gonna hang around.
283
00:10:36,582 --> 00:10:37,682
I'm so sorry. Can you please hold?
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00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:38,884
Come on, Miller.
285
00:10:38,951 --> 00:10:40,485
Bob, I don't have time for this.
286
00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:42,220
- Clock's ticking, bub!
- I know.
287
00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:45,878
But the hostess just offered me
a barstool and a high chair,
288
00:10:45,941 --> 00:10:47,425
- and I think I have to take it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
289
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Let me talk to her. Merge me. Merge me.
290
00:10:49,829 --> 00:10:52,998
You asked for it. Here's Annabelle.
291
00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:54,399
Nobody say a word.
292
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:57,035
Hey. I'm not doing anything.
293
00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:59,638
- What are you doing?
- I have to get this out of my system.
294
00:10:59,705 --> 00:11:02,040
Mmm! You want to cuddle with Mommy?
295
00:11:02,108 --> 00:11:05,343
You want to cuddle with Mommy?
296
00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:06,511
What's your name?
297
00:11:06,579 --> 00:11:08,513
Oh, widdle baby tired.
298
00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:11,116
He-wo. He-wo. What's your name?
299
00:11:11,183 --> 00:11:12,551
Is it Mario?
300
00:11:12,618 --> 00:11:15,287
Yes, it is. Yes, it is!
301
00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:17,389
Okay. Okay. I got that out of my system.
302
00:11:17,456 --> 00:11:19,124
Now we have to go sign some paperwork.
303
00:11:19,191 --> 00:11:21,059
Paperwork for a dog?
What, are we buying or leasing?
304
00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:23,562
- Just get there fast, okay?
- We can do fast. I like this.
305
00:11:23,629 --> 00:11:25,730
We got this.
306
00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:29,434
Fast, fast, fast.
307
00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:31,369
You guys still on the phone?
308
00:11:31,437 --> 00:11:32,871
Mr. Miller, I did not realize
309
00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:34,739
you were taking care of a sick relative.
310
00:11:34,807 --> 00:11:36,741
If you can get here
in the next 30 minutes,
311
00:11:36,809 --> 00:11:38,443
I can squeeze you in to a normal table.
312
00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:39,811
Thank you. 30 minutes. Thank you.
313
00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:42,113
Nick, go! Hey, Annabelle.
314
00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:44,749
Tell me, uh... you do a nice rib eye?
315
00:11:44,817 --> 00:11:46,785
Oh, no. Between me and you, it's trash.
316
00:11:46,852 --> 00:11:48,219
That's enough.
317
00:11:48,287 --> 00:11:50,655
Cannot drink it, so I'm gonna pour it.
318
00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:52,822
Hey, Schmidt.
It's getting a little late.
319
00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:55,293
Maybe we should, you know, move
along to that second location.
320
00:11:55,361 --> 00:11:57,028
Cecilia...
321
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:59,197
I have something I need to say to you.
322
00:11:59,265 --> 00:12:00,799
Okay.
323
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:04,836
Um... first, let me say
324
00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:07,505
what an amazing mother and woman
325
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:09,841
and partner you are.
326
00:12:09,909 --> 00:12:11,376
And deep down, I truly do...
327
00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:14,279
I truly do believe
that you are a good person.
328
00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:16,958
A good person who likes Jews.
329
00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:20,585
- You like Jews just fine.
- Schmidt?
330
00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:22,754
I'm nervous about us
getting pregnant again.
331
00:12:22,822 --> 00:12:24,656
You are?
332
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:25,991
Why?
333
00:12:26,061 --> 00:12:28,663
Because your temperament while pregnant
334
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:30,811
is, um...
335
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,832
Wish I had the words.
336
00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:35,166
- Winnie.
- Hmm?
337
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:37,802
- He have the words for you?
- The words he used were
338
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,195
- "constant terror."
- Why would you repeat that?
339
00:12:40,274 --> 00:12:41,406
Well, 'cause you know
I'm scared of Cece.
340
00:12:41,474 --> 00:12:43,274
Well, I'm sorry.
341
00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:45,310
I'm sorry if I was a little bit moody
342
00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:47,912
while I was creating life with my body.
343
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,914
Aly, can you believe this?
344
00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:52,350
- Well...
- Well?
345
00:12:52,418 --> 00:12:55,820
Okay, d-don't be mad,
but I have never, ever seen
346
00:12:55,888 --> 00:12:58,490
anyone be pregnant the way
that you were pregnant.
347
00:12:58,557 --> 00:13:00,058
So much so that, for evidence,
348
00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,260
I decided to capture it on my phone.
349
00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:04,129
What genius got us a Jolly Jumper?
350
00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:07,532
Who got us the Jol...
Okay, Vandana Auntie, way to go.
351
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,001
You see, we already have a Jolly Jumper.
352
00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:12,537
So put the tuna salad down. Put it down!
353
00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:14,239
Tuna salad
354
00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:17,475
is for people who use the registry.
355
00:13:17,543 --> 00:13:20,378
Boo! Everybody boo.
356
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:21,513
- Why are you not booing?!
- I honestly don't
357
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,975
- remember that.
- Oh, it's okay, Cecilia.
358
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,551
Also, thanks for having my back, Aly.
359
00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:28,853
Whoa. I do not have your back.
360
00:13:28,921 --> 00:13:30,855
Yeah, I've also never
seen someone pregnant
361
00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:32,257
the way you were pregnant.
362
00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:34,893
You were a coddling, blubbering mess.
363
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,696
Aly, come closer, I want you
to capture the luminescence
364
00:13:37,763 --> 00:13:39,898
- of Cece's hair.
- Shut up and keep brushing.
365
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:41,566
You are a lifemaker.
366
00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:44,202
You have the jewel of life
inside of you.
367
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:46,905
Cece, what do you need?
I'll get you anything you need.
368
00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:48,606
You'll never have to move again.
369
00:13:48,674 --> 00:13:50,442
That was hard for me to watch.
370
00:13:50,509 --> 00:13:53,712
- Uh, I was unbearable.
- Yeah, we both were.
371
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:55,880
Hate to see if you had any videos of me
372
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:57,449
- in that phone, which you don't...
- I do.
373
00:13:57,516 --> 00:14:00,209
Mountie costume!
374
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,454
Since this is a fourth-floor loft,
375
00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:04,923
will you be creating
a fire plan with Mario?
376
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,258
We'd love his input.
377
00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,961
She means yes. Man, you got
a lot of questions, Judith.
378
00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:11,896
And if you were on a walk with Mario
379
00:14:11,964 --> 00:14:13,765
and you encountered a coyote,
what would you do?
380
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,800
I'd run away.
381
00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:18,369
- He's joking.
- No. I mean, what I would do is
382
00:14:18,437 --> 00:14:20,405
I'd pick up Mario,
and then I'd run away.
383
00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:23,775
And who would take Mario if
your relationship were to end?
384
00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:25,443
Oh, thank God. That's an
easy one. I would take him.
385
00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:27,812
- If we break up, I'd take him.
- What?!
386
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,849
- You think we're gonna break up?
- I didn't say... No, no, no, no.
387
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,784
You know what?
I actually... I missed a question.
388
00:14:32,852 --> 00:14:35,019
How do you feel about pee pads?
389
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,631
So in your vision of the future,
390
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:40,710
we break up, you get to take Mario,
391
00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:42,612
and I'm left alone with some poop bags?
392
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,980
- What are poop bags?
- They're the bags
393
00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:45,382
that you put the dog's poop in.
394
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,184
Why would you put dog poo in bags, Jess?
395
00:14:48,252 --> 00:14:49,919
It was a hypothetical question.
396
00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:51,888
But you answered it so quickly.
397
00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:53,757
Because I thought
we were trying to rush Judith.
398
00:14:53,824 --> 00:14:55,659
We were. I just didn't think
you'd be able
399
00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,260
to answer that question so easily.
400
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:59,129
I mean, do you see us breaking up?
401
00:14:59,196 --> 00:15:01,164
No, I don't want
to break up ever. I just...
402
00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:02,966
- Hold on. Sorry.
- Who is that?
403
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,901
It's just the restaurant we're
having dinner tonight, okay?
404
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:07,003
- It's no big deal.
- Look, I know this might not be
405
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:08,438
the most convenient time
to talk about this,
406
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:10,652
but we're about
to become parents to a dog,
407
00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,342
and I need to know
we're on the same page.
408
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,933
We are on the same page. I'm really sorry.
409
00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:15,894
- I have to answer this one.
- You need to take a phone call
410
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,114
when I'm telling you
how I feel about our relationship?
411
00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:19,983
You know what?
Let me take that phone call.
412
00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:22,719
Hello? Annabelle from Beso.
413
00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:24,988
Well, we're not coming. Okay. Bye.
414
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,524
Where were we?
415
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:29,059
- You know what's crazy?
- Mm.
416
00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:30,493
Even after seeing all those videos,
417
00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:32,595
I still want to have
another baby with you
418
00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:34,998
more than anything else
in the whole wide world.
419
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:37,667
Me, too, more than anything.
420
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,981
Things are gonna be
so different this time.
421
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,061
I'm gonna give you so much space.
422
00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:48,216
I'm gonna be so pro-Semitic,
that little beanie you wear
423
00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:49,422
on the top of your head is gonna spin.
424
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,715
Feels like a rough start,
but I appreciate the effort.
425
00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:53,550
- Let's go to the hotel.
- We're never gonna
426
00:15:53,617 --> 00:15:55,518
make it there and back in time
to relieve the babysitter.
427
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,521
You know what?
I know someplace on the way.
428
00:15:58,589 --> 00:16:01,224
There's no way that they're home.
429
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,827
Nick is keeping those dinner
reservations, I guarantee it.
430
00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:06,329
I didn't know when and
I didn't know why, but I knew
431
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:08,631
that one day I'd be having sex
in this loft again.
432
00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:11,668
I hope Winston's room still has
that exercise bike in it.
433
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,970
- I have an idea.
- Mm.
434
00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:20,210
You wouldn't think
435
00:16:20,277 --> 00:16:22,812
that woman would have a urinal
in her bathroom.
436
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,481
No, I can't go out looking like this.
437
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,082
- I can't stay in looking like this.
- Uh...
438
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,251
What?! No!
439
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:29,753
You seeing this?!
440
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,088
I ain't got no sense of fashion.
You weren't gonna tell me?
441
00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:34,253
- I did, many times.
- Then why didn't you leave me?!
442
00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:36,860
I did, when you bought those
banana-yellow bird pants,
443
00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:39,028
but I came back because I love you
444
00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:41,598
just a little more
than I hate those pants.
445
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:45,969
Why-why are you taking them off?
446
00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:48,505
I just missed seeing your face
with my own eyes.
447
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,939
Look, I know there's a lot
448
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,941
of beautiful things
that I have not seen,
449
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:54,577
but nothing in this world
450
00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:57,345
will make me take my eyes off of you.
451
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,970
Why are you so... sweet to me?
452
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,085
Mm.
453
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,888
But we only have these for
a few more hours, and I want you
454
00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:07,524
to see as much as you can, babe.
All right, what's next?
455
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,459
I want to see
some classic movies in color:
456
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,428
Citizen Kane, Schindler's List...
457
00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:13,963
Ooh, I got bad news for you.
458
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:16,299
This is a surprise.
459
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:18,968
A real slobber goblin tonight, huh?
460
00:17:19,036 --> 00:17:21,104
What are you talking about?
461
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,573
- Cece?
- What?
462
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,074
We are not alone in this bed.
463
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,646
Aah! Whoa! Aah! Wait!
464
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:31,147
No!
465
00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:33,149
No, no. Dog!
466
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:35,151
- No!
- Dog! Horny dog!
467
00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:37,654
That terrier attacked my sensitive area!
468
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,923
Okay, how do you think I feel?
You confused me for a dog.
469
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,558
I've never seen a naked man before.
470
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,293
Oh, what are you guys doing here?
471
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,128
- Who are these people?
- We're trying for another baby.
472
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:48,498
Oh, my God. Congratulations!
We're adopting a dog!
473
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:51,000
No, you're not. I've had enough.
I'm taking Mario.
474
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:53,636
Wait! Don't take that dog.
475
00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,840
Jess deserves Mario.
This woman is amazing.
476
00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:58,541
She's gonna love that dog so much
477
00:17:58,609 --> 00:18:01,077
that she's gonna pick up
its poop and keep it in bags.
478
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:03,746
Oh, wait! Mario!
479
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:08,017
Mario?!
480
00:18:08,158 --> 00:18:10,059
Where are you?!
481
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,179
Mario?!
482
00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:14,476
There he is!
483
00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:15,879
- Mario!
- Mario!
484
00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:17,556
Mario!
485
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,398
Is that Nick and Jess?
486
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:22,266
- Mario!
- Mario!
487
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,969
Mario? Mario?
488
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:25,970
Mario?
489
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,707
I got eyes on him!
490
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,312
Okay.
491
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,515
Oh, my God. You got him.
492
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:40,017
That was heroic.
493
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,485
I mean, it was so stupid,
494
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,221
but it really... it was heroic.
495
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,457
- Yeah.
- Mario.
496
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:50,272
I am so mad at you, but I love you.
497
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,038
I mean, first you're
running away from us,
498
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,197
now you're happy to see us.
499
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,833
You are all over the map,
Mario Day-Miller.
500
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,002
I got to grab that.
501
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,005
Is that my dad?
502
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,640
Yes, yeah, your dad... He, uh...
503
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,135
he calls me every time he...
he meets somebody from Chicago.
504
00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:07,378
I mean, he'll ask me, he'll go,
505
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,313
"Do you know Tim from Chicago?
'Cause he doesn't know you."
506
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,516
And then I just say "No,"
and then, yeah.
507
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,319
That doesn't make any sense.
My dad doesn't even like you.
508
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,892
Well, that's what happens...
509
00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:18,564
- Whatever. Who cares?
- Wait.
510
00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:21,984
Beso's where we went on our first date.
511
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,396
Did we? I'm restaurant blind.
I don't remember restaurants.
512
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,698
Okay, now, we got to get Mario back home
513
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,367
before Judith remembers
she wants to take him back.
514
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,302
Let's go! Let's go!
515
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,437
Wait. Sweat back!
516
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:37,541
Nick, you're lying to me.
517
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,410
Oh, my God.
518
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:43,114
Nick, this dinner...
519
00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,282
were you gonna...?
520
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:49,253
Jess, I had been planning this
for so long.
521
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,591
I just wanted everything to be perfect.
522
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,593
But it is perfect. I mean, it's us,
523
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,195
so this is as perfect as it gets.
524
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,633
Okay.
525
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,203
Is he about to...?
526
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,972
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
527
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,507
All right.
528
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:14,545
He's been keeping the engagement
ring in a plastic bag.
529
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:18,315
It's not even a Ziploc bag.
It's just a generic plastic bag.
530
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,720
Jessica Day...
531
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,624
...will you marry me?
532
00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:30,494
Nick, I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
533
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,677
I want to raise this dog with you,
534
00:20:33,755 --> 00:20:36,880
and I want to have babies
and eat good food and laugh
535
00:20:36,973 --> 00:20:38,669
and take care of each other.
536
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,005
And I want it to start tonight.
537
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,140
It's you and me. It's...
538
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,842
It's always been you and me.
539
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,777
- Is that a "yes"?
- Yes!
540
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,538
Yes! She said yes!
541
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:53,517
? I've had the time of my life ?
542
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,188
? No, I never felt this way before... ?
543
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,689
Oh, USC's never getting
these glasses back.
544
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,658
They can take my bone marrow.
545
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:05,362
Okay, so who gets the dog
if you get a divorce?
546
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,398
Shut up, Judith!
547
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,834
- Dad, I said yes!
- I did it, Bob.
548
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:13,471
Oh, I don't know why
you spent so much of the story
549
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:16,040
talking about that
color-blind friend of yours,
550
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,943
but I'm so happy!
551
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,479
Dad, can you lean away?
You're blowing out the speaker.
552
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,180
Dad, are you okay?
553
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:26,717
His reaction doesn't bode well
for the speech at the wedding.
554
00:21:26,742 --> 00:21:27,674
What do you mean?
555
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,353
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
556
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,856
Cheers to you, too.
557
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,558
Oh.
558
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,829
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