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Hey.
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Remember those idiots at
the office-supply store?
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- No.
- You don't remember?
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We just talked
about it.
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We ordered
a filing cabinet,
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and they sent us
the wrong one?
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Nope.
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Okay, let me ask you,
what happens to you
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when I talk to you?
Do you just, like, shut down?
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I don't shut down,
but I do glaze over.
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Like, right now?
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I'm barely hangin' on.
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The filing cabinet is in.
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The thing is,
they can't deliver it,
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so we got to go pick
it up in the store.
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Oh, how are you gonna
do that?
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How am I gonna do it?
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How are we gonna do it?
Let's go, big guy.
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- I can't. I got...
- Why?
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Jimmy's coming over
for lunch.
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He said he's got to...
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He's got to talk to me about something.
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Look, he was my partner
for 10 years.
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- I can't blow the guy off.
- Okay, fine.
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But if he comes around
here sniffing about a job,
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the answer is no.
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All right. Look, the
guy was a good cop.
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- We'd be lucky to have him.
- I love Jimmy,
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but he is a bad influence
on you.
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Come on. He comes up with
all those crazy ideas,
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and you just go
along with them.
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You have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Well, what am I supposed to
do about the filing cabinet?
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Lift with your legs.
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♪ I am not your ♪
*KEVIN CAN WAIT*
Season 02 Episode 24
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♪ ordinary guy ♪
*KEVIN CAN WAIT*
Episode Title: "A Band Done"
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Hey!
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- You ate already?
- I had to start.
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Listen, I know you
wanted to talk to me,
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and I wanted to be able
to focus, so...
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What's goin' on?
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I got something
I got to say to you.
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I've been thinking about
it for a couple of weeks.
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It's a question...
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There's no wrong answer...
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What is the thing
you regret most
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not doing in your life?
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I don't know. I mean...
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I guess not spending
enough time with my family
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when I was on the force?
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Wrong.
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Not living out our dream.
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Oh, is this about the
fudge helmet thing?
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I was just talking to
Vanessa about that.
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The fudge helmet
was a
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- good idea!
- It was the best!
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No, I'm talking about getting
the band back together.
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"Smokefish."
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Oh, come on,
that was a long time ago.
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I spoke to our manager.
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We have a...
We have a manager?
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Not yet.
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I met a dude in the city.
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Big in the music industry.
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I told him about our band.
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He said, and I quote,
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"Let me know...
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when you have a show."
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Ah, that sounds pretty cool.
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But, I mean, come on,
aren't we a little too old?
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Is Mick Jagger too old?
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Yes.
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But they're still rockin' it.
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75-years-old...
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They're still selling out
stadiums.
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Man, I don't know.
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Think about it.
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We're up on stage,
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180,000 people
chanting our names.
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180,000?
How big is this stadium?
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It's a big one.
It's in Brazil or something.
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It would be incredible.
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It will get you
out of the house.
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I'm... I'm out of
the house now.
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But you're doing cop work
again.
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The same stuff
you did for 20 years.
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Just think about it.
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I mean, the other guys are
in... what do you say?
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I don't know.
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I just...
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Hey.
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I got the filing cabinet
halfway up the stairs.
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You can get the rest,
tubby.
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I'm in.
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Look, Jimmy. Look,
I said I would get us
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a place to play,
I'll do it, all right?
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I got to go. They're here.
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Okay.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Dad.
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Hey, Mr. Gable.
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Listen, um...
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You know how you guys
have been doing karaoke
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at Enzo's on Saturdays?
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Yes. It's a big success.
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It sucks.
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No, it... it's doing amazing.
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And Kyle's a great host.
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It sucks, he sucks.
Gloves are off,
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- we've arrived at that place now.
- What place?
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The place of Enzo's
not sucking anymore.
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And you know why? 'Cause you're
gonna have a live band there.
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Our band.
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You have a band?
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Yeah.
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You know about the band.
It's my dream.
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I thought your dream was to
open a drive-thru restaurant
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that sells
shepherd's pie in a cup.
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That was my other dream.
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No. Now I'm all about the band.
Smokefish.
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Smoked fish?
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No, Smokefish.
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That's the name of the band.
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Sorry, are you saying
smoked fish?
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- Like lox?
- No.
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Smokefish.
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Smoke. Fish.
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No, you're breaking it up.
It's not breaking it.
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Don't separate it.
It's Smokefish.
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It's one word. It's
like a guy's last name.
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Like... Like Derek Smokefish.
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Oh, and that's someone
that's in the band?
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- No. No.
- Oh.
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Well, then why would you
name the band Smoked Fish?
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You're throwing the "D" in!
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There's no "D" in it.
Stop throwing the "D" in.
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Look, the point is,
you're family, so...
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Uh, you know what it is?
Smokefish will play
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Saturday night for five grand.
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That's all.
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We don't have five grand.
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Four grand is fine.
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We'll do it for four grand.
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We don't have any grands.
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All right, pay us in
pizza, pizza is fine.
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How many mouths are we talking?
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Mm.
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It does not matter.
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The point is, we're
bringing something fresh
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and new to your establishment.
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You're welcome.
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We respectfully decline.
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And I'm gonna
respectfully remind you
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that I loaned you
the 80 grand
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so you could buy the joint,
okay?
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So Smokefish will be
there Saturday night.
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We good?
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- Well, no, because even if...
- Smokefish! Saturday!
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Four pizzas!
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I mean, we get one shot
with this manager.
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I don't want to blow it.
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I say we open up with
"Double Gator."
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Oh, that's a good call.
Right, right, uh....
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♪ Double gator, double the fun ♪
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- ♪ We'll catch ya later ♪
- ♪ We're on the... ♪
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♪ Run ♪
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♪ Gator walk, gator walk,
gator walk, gator walk ♪
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I like that. Yes.
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Guys, what about
"Midnight Frenzy"?
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Huh?
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♪ Midnight frenzy ♪
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♪ Hospital straws are bendy ♪
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I don't like it. It
just feels a little...
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Feels a little too "Check
me out,"
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- you know, right?
- Stop trying to reinvent
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- the wheel, Ronnie.
- Exactly.
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We got one shot
at this thing.
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Let's make it a good one.
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Oh, my God. Look at this.
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- D-Con in the house!
- D-Con in the house!
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- Whoo!
- Oh, man.
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- You look great.
- It's been 25 years
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since somebody's
called me that.
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Feels good, right?
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- Not really.
- Okay.
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Everybody at the office
calls me Dennis.
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All right. Well, we'll give you
a couple minutes to get set up.
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Thanks.
Aaand... bam!
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Set up.
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Now, check out this new beat.
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Yeah, marinate on that.
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Get some.
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Mm-mm!
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And it don't stop.
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Right?
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Ya feel it.
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- Wow.
- Mm.
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- Yeah.
- Mm.
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- Go.
- Mm.
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Come on. That is ridiculous!
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How did you come up
with that sick beat?
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It came with the machine.
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I just pressed "1"
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- Still, it's dope. Yeah.
- It's dope.
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How'd you guys feel about
maybe a little piano solo?
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Let's get back to work,
guys, come on.
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Hey, guys, I hate to
interrupt the magic,
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but I was gonna make some fliers.
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So what kind of music
do you play?
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She's making fliers!
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'Cause it's real.
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That's why. This is real.
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It's happening.
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Yeah, colored paper, exciting.
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So, the genre?
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Uh... Oh. Ooh.
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You know, I mean,
I guess we're kind of
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like a bluesy kind of...
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- Folksy...
- Yeah. Yeah.
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With a little bit of techno.
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Yes! Yes. I like that.
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You know
what it is with Smokefish?
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You can't put a thumb
on us.
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♪ And that's when I knew ♪
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♪ Lookin' at you, it was over ♪
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♪ Over ♪
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♪ And that's when I knew,
lookin' at you, it was over ♪
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♪ Over ♪
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I wish this show was over!
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We got to change things up, boys.
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This ain't workin'.
It's not workin'!
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Come on, guys, get it together!
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♪ When I kissed
you I saw you yawn ♪
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♪ You left tire marks on my lawn ♪
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♪ I knew it was over ♪
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♪ Back your truck up ♪
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♪ When I kissed you I saw you yawn ♪
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♪ You left tire marks on my lawn ♪
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♪ I knew it was over ♪
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♪ Back your truck up, girl ♪
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♪ Yeah, it's over ♪
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♪ I know it's over ♪
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♪ Over ♪
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♪ But your heart still
rains upon my face ♪
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♪ I know it's over ♪
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♪ Over ♪
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♪ But your heart still
rains upon my faaace ♪
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♪ It's over ♪
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♪ Over ♪
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♪ But your heart still
rains upon my face ♪
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Yeah.
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♪ It was over, girl ♪
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♪ It was over, girl ♪
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♪ You picked me like
a four-leaf clover ♪
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♪ It was over ♪
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Chicka-chicka-chicka!
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♪ My name is Kevin
Gable, ping-pong table ♪
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♪ I don't need HBO,
but I do have cable ♪
258
00:08:49,601 --> 00:08:52,746
O-to-the-V-to-the-E-to-the-R,
it was ♪
259
00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:54,219
Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka!
260
00:08:54,286 --> 00:08:55,493
♪ Over ♪
261
00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,882
♪ Over ♪
262
00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,440
Just put down "live music."
263
00:08:59,507 --> 00:09:00,794
- Yeah.
- Okay.
264
00:09:00,861 --> 00:09:04,142
Really? You were supposed to
be at work a half-hour ago.
265
00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,351
I'm doing band stuff.
266
00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:07,327
Can you get over here, please?
267
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,270
You have a job,
and I need you there.
268
00:09:11,337 --> 00:09:13,489
Look, I'm having fun for
one second, all right?
269
00:09:13,556 --> 00:09:15,310
Look, we got a real manager
coming to check us out,
270
00:09:15,377 --> 00:09:16,885
all right? Can you
please not ruin this?
271
00:09:16,952 --> 00:09:18,380
You ruin everything.
272
00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:21,638
Okay. This is really
important to you, huh?
273
00:09:21,705 --> 00:09:23,814
- Yeah.
- All right, fine.
274
00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:25,192
Just don't be late
to work again,
275
00:09:25,259 --> 00:09:26,284
- okay?
- I won't.
276
00:09:26,351 --> 00:09:27,507
Okay. All right, go.
277
00:09:27,574 --> 00:09:29,581
It's all good. It's good,
it's good, it's good.
278
00:09:29,648 --> 00:09:30,670
Yeah.
279
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,586
You're really letting
them play here, huh?
280
00:09:32,653 --> 00:09:33,927
Here's something
I learned
281
00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:35,105
- the hard way...
- Mm.
282
00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,608
There's no reasoning
with Smokefish.
283
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,118
Smokefish?
284
00:09:39,283 --> 00:09:41,983
That's...
That's the name of the band?
285
00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,720
You don't think there are
two of them, do you?
286
00:09:44,787 --> 00:09:46,413
Oh, please, no.
287
00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:48,032
Why?
288
00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:51,290
All right!
289
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,448
We are Smokefish and
we'll be right back
290
00:09:53,515 --> 00:09:55,621
after the short break to rock...
291
00:09:55,688 --> 00:09:56,686
Your...
292
00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:57,801
World!
293
00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:00,088
World! Yeah!
294
00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:06,553
It's almost 9:00. Joey
should be here any minute.
295
00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,188
I know, I know.
296
00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:10,221
He said he had to talk
to me about something.
297
00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:11,678
You know he's gonna propose.
298
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,836
You think so?
299
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:13,901
I hope so.
300
00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,455
Of course he is.
301
00:10:15,522 --> 00:10:18,003
Vanessa, he's not gonna
find a girl like you.
302
00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:20,162
- You're incredibly sweet...
- Aww.
303
00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:22,185
Super positive...
304
00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:26,216
calm, uplifting, always smiling,
305
00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:29,611
and you never, ever say a
bad word about anybody.
306
00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:31,510
Aww.
307
00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:33,538
You are so sweet.
308
00:10:33,605 --> 00:10:34,631
See?
309
00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:36,056
Let's go freshen up.
310
00:10:36,123 --> 00:10:37,770
He's gonna be here
any minute, okay?
311
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:41,231
Let me get a brew.
Let me get a brew.
312
00:10:46,644 --> 00:10:48,054
- You all right, man?
- Fine.
313
00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:49,389
- Uh... heh.
- Yeah.
314
00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:51,909
Getting ready to propose
to my girlfriend tonight.
315
00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:53,124
I'm a little nervous.
316
00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:54,852
Oh, so how long you
guys been going out?
317
00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:56,963
- Eight months.
- Ohh.
318
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,516
What? You think I shouldn't?
319
00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:01,743
I don't want to tell you
what to do, but no.
320
00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:04,076
Really? So you're not married?
321
00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,135
Oh, no, I am.
322
00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:06,973
To a little lady called Rock 'n' Roll.
323
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,786
And her super hot sister
named Fame.
324
00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:12,343
That's just me, you know?
325
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,046
Anyway, good luck, kid.
326
00:11:14,113 --> 00:11:16,039
But seriously, don't do it.
327
00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:19,342
Hey, Joey.
328
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,573
Hey, I like that shirt.
329
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,950
It's good to see you.
330
00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:23,256
Yeah.
331
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:25,248
What's the matter?
332
00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,760
I was just hanging out
333
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,405
with the lead singer of
Smokefish, and, uh...
334
00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:31,693
we need to talk.
335
00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:40,226
Later on, you and me,
336
00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,724
we're gonna have a little talk.
337
00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:42,751
Heh?
338
00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:43,889
Heh.
339
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,729
By the way, do we get
paid before the gig
340
00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:47,801
or after the gig?
341
00:11:47,868 --> 00:11:49,907
Technically we're not
getting paid for this gig.
342
00:11:49,974 --> 00:11:52,183
But... if the manager likes us,
343
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,691
and if the manager signs us,
344
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,565
then we start getting paid
big time.
345
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,998
"If"?!
346
00:11:57,743 --> 00:11:59,955
I didn't sign up for "if." Okay?
347
00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:01,743
I didn't text my boss
348
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,866
"If the band gets back together,
349
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:04,991
kiss my ass."
350
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,874
I texted my boss, "The
band's back together,
351
00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:10,014
kiss my ass."
352
00:12:10,123 --> 00:12:11,874
You know what?
I'm out of here.
353
00:12:11,941 --> 00:12:13,313
What?
Come on, you can't do this.
354
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,400
- D-Con.
- D-Con,
355
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,637
- don't do this.
- Come on, D-Con.
356
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,491
It's Dennis!
357
00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:21,753
Great.
358
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,085
Come on. We'll figure this out.
359
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:25,632
We'll figure what out? This whole
thing is just messed up now.
360
00:12:25,699 --> 00:12:28,401
Oh, whoa, whoa. Don't you
go quitting on me, too.
361
00:12:28,777 --> 00:12:29,931
What do you want?
362
00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:31,678
I mean, look,
Vanessa's mad at me,
363
00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:33,098
I'm missing work,
364
00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:35,177
we don't even know if this
manager guy's gonna show up.
365
00:12:35,244 --> 00:12:37,107
And on top of that, now we
just lost our sick beat.
366
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,659
I got beats.
367
00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:43,108
It's not the same.
368
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:50,551
- Yo.
- Hey.
369
00:12:50,993 --> 00:12:53,742
I spoke to D-Con.
370
00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,781
He's back in.
371
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,011
All we need is you.
372
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,145
Yeah?
373
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,275
I-I don't... I don't think so, man.
374
00:13:01,342 --> 00:13:03,872
So we put all that work
in, all those hours,
375
00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:05,726
and you're just gonna quit on us?
376
00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,757
We started back up yesterday.
377
00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:09,697
Fine.
378
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:13,929
I guess I'm just...
trying to hold on to the dream.
379
00:13:13,996 --> 00:13:15,976
I think so. I mean...
380
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,520
I'm telling you, it's not your fault.
381
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,882
It's just...
382
00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:21,736
some things, they're just
not meant to be, you know?
383
00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,270
I guess not.
384
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,835
I better get used to retirement.
385
00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:26,133
- Yeah.
- You know?
386
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,689
- It's not bad.
- Fine.
387
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,384
How 'bout you get us
a couple of beers?
388
00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:30,580
That I will do.
389
00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:31,819
All right.
390
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,965
Oh, by the way,
391
00:13:34,032 --> 00:13:36,369
you know, if you ever want
to work at Monkey Fist,
392
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,073
I could talk to Vanessa.
393
00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:40,147
You know, she says she
hates you, but...
394
00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:42,258
I got to tell you, she
says that about everybody,
395
00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:43,819
so I wouldn't even worry
about that.
396
00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:45,623
I'll convince her.
It'll be fine.
397
00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:50,587
First song we wrote together.
398
00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:51,749
Don't.
399
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,217
Your mom's garage. 1988.
400
00:13:56,284 --> 00:13:58,021
Don't you do it.
401
00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,119
Don't you play "First Pancake."
402
00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:05,165
♪ Batter up, get the grill on high ♪
403
00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:06,763
Stop it.
404
00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:10,664
♪ The two of us givin' love a try ♪
405
00:14:10,731 --> 00:14:12,418
Knock it off.
406
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:17,029
♪ Flip me over, burn the other side ♪
407
00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:20,671
Put. The guitar. Down.
408
00:14:20,738 --> 00:14:28,712
♪ You were fluffy and
puffy and golden brown ♪
409
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,532
♪ 'Cause I don't want a
bagel, I don't want toast ♪
410
00:14:32,599 --> 00:14:35,454
♪ You're the breakfast
item I enjoy the most ♪
411
00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:37,901
♪ Do me a favor, for goodness sake ♪
412
00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:41,147
♪ 'Cause I don't like waffles
and I don't like crêpes ♪
413
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,505
- ♪ Would you be my ♪
- ♪ My ♪
414
00:14:42,572 --> 00:14:44,010
- ♪ My, my ♪
- ♪ My, my ♪
415
00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:47,269
♪ First pancake ♪
416
00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:51,941
I'm back in.
417
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:54,363
Yeah, you are.
418
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,031
Wow. The place is packed, huh?
419
00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,707
Yeah, Chale really
got the word out.
420
00:15:03,774 --> 00:15:05,353
- Yeah.
- The key was
421
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,726
creative marketing.
422
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,709
You took their ages off
the fliers, didn't you?
423
00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:09,813
And their photos.
424
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,929
- Yes.
- Yeah.
425
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,354
And I offered a
two-for-one drink special
426
00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,021
- and free appetizers.
- Yeah.
427
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,356
And all-you-can eat wings
if you come back next Wednesday.
428
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:21,196
And free parking.
And, uh...
429
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,814
Prayer circle, fellas.
430
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,438
- What do you say?
- Bring it in.
431
00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:25,460
Kev, why don't you
432
00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:26,532
- kick us off?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
433
00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:27,329
I'll take it from here.
434
00:15:27,396 --> 00:15:29,300
Okay, listen. I don't know
what's gonna happen tonight,
435
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,633
all right?
But I do know this...
436
00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:35,138
If I fall, one of my brothers
is gonna pick me up.
437
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:37,294
- Amen.
- Listen. I'm talking.
438
00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:40,095
Tonight we play as a unit,
all right?
439
00:15:40,162 --> 00:15:41,725
There is no star, okay?
440
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,443
I mean, I am the lead
singer, and technically
441
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,989
they're mostly
the stars of the thing.
442
00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:46,006
Just being honest.
443
00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:47,477
But it doesn't matter
tonight, okay?
444
00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:48,898
I'm happy to be here
with you guys.
445
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,369
And, D-Con,
I'm glad you're back.
446
00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:51,495
Me too.
447
00:15:51,563 --> 00:15:53,471
I'm unemployed now,
so this better work.
448
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:54,704
Yeah.
449
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,423
I'm gonna get serious
on you guys.
450
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,754
Uh, and I mean this...
451
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,785
There's no place on this
planet I would rather be
452
00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,049
than on that stage
with you three guys.
453
00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:08,381
- I couldn't agree more.
- I wish you would stop talking.
454
00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:11,890
So remember this, fellas...
455
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,332
When there is fire,
there is...
456
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,705
Smokefish!
457
00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:16,844
- All right!
- Let's rock 'n' roll!
458
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:17,706
- Whoa-ho!
- All right!
459
00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:18,890
- Let's do it!
- Rock 'n' roll!
460
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,333
- Rock and roll!
- Whoo!
461
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,952
Okay, they're starting up.
462
00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:23,441
Fill me up, please.
463
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:26,066
Uh-oh, someone's getting
an early start.
464
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,558
Sweetheart, I started drinking
465
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,370
in the Uber
on the way over here.
466
00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:31,550
Trust me, it'll all
make sense
467
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:34,616
once they start playing
their "music."
468
00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:37,141
Nice. Guys,
don't make it obvious,
469
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,637
but the manager is sitting
right over there.
470
00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:42,368
Let's give him a show.
471
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,467
All right.
472
00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:44,954
Ready to do this?
473
00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:46,991
Massapequa!
474
00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,586
We are Smokefish,
and we are here to...
475
00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:51,463
Rock.
476
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,342
- Your.
- World.
477
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:54,715
World.
478
00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:58,145
♪ Double gator, double the fun ♪
479
00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:02,413
♪ Hard pretzel,
we left you out too long ♪
480
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:08,543
♪ You're breakin' my heart in three ♪
481
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,413
♪ You did it! ♪
482
00:17:10,485 --> 00:17:12,085
♪ You did it! ♪
483
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,838
♪ To me ♪
484
00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:18,483
This is the last one.
We want to thank...
485
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:24,724
♪ You're pickin' up the pieces ♪
486
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,791
♪ Girl ♪
487
00:17:38,171 --> 00:17:40,357
Thank you! Good night.
488
00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:43,087
You wrecked my life!
489
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,451
That was awesome.
I knew it.
490
00:17:47,518 --> 00:17:49,357
Hey, guys. Lance Grafton...
491
00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:50,974
- Hey.
- Amp Management.
492
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,417
I really dug your set.
493
00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:54,208
You know, a lot of people
would say you guys are like
494
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,497
a fading rock band with
an antiquated sound.
495
00:17:57,565 --> 00:17:59,849
Thank you very much.
496
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:03,423
Do me a favor, sing
"Hard Pretzels" again.
497
00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,656
Guys, "Hard Pretzels" from the top.
498
00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:05,911
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Actually.
499
00:18:05,978 --> 00:18:07,337
Just him, please.
500
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,423
Uh, what do you...
501
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,319
- what do you want me to do?
- No, you're good.
502
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:18,351
♪ Hard Pretzels,
let you out too long ♪
503
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:25,027
♪ If it takes forever, keep
you toasty, safe, and warm ♪
504
00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,648
I don't know if, uh...
505
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,473
- Now I see the problem.
- Me too.
506
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,264
He's really pushing the
gas pedal on that one.
507
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:31,276
That was...
508
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,207
You, let's talk.
509
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:36,523
Yay.
510
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,679
Wow. That stings.
511
00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:41,285
No, no, no. Maybe he's gonna
work out a deal for all of us.
512
00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:42,405
- You think so?
- Yeah, that's what
513
00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:43,334
he's probably doing.
514
00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:44,952
Yeah, I should just
go out to the car
515
00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,745
and open up my trunk
and make some room
516
00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:48,918
for all that extra cash
we're about to get.
517
00:18:48,985 --> 00:18:50,944
Or I could just
go back to Brooklyn
518
00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,667
and never see you guys again.
519
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:53,692
Come on, D-Con.
520
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,925
Man, we crushed it tonight, right?
521
00:18:55,992 --> 00:18:57,027
- D-Con.
- D-Con.
522
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,085
It's Dennis!
523
00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:06,770
- Hey.
- Hm. How you holding up?
524
00:19:06,837 --> 00:19:08,521
How do I look?
525
00:19:09,054 --> 00:19:10,945
Not great. Not great.
526
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,735
Listen, I'm really...
527
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,423
Really sorry about last night.
528
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,758
Oh, yeah.
529
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:18,344
You guys were horrendous,
but I've heard worse.
530
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,832
I'm not talking about the band.
531
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,755
Smokefish isn't gonna be playing
stadiums, but you know what?
532
00:19:23,822 --> 00:19:24,757
We're still gonna have fun on weekends.
533
00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:26,215
We're gonna do it. We're
gonna have a good time.
534
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:27,828
I'm talking about that
thing Chale told me about,
535
00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:29,780
apparently back in the
day I guess I messed up
536
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,542
a big relationship for you.
537
00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:33,231
Oh, yeah, that. That's all right.
538
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,857
I looked him up on Facebook.
539
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,049
- Really?
- Yeah.
540
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,268
A winner, huh?
541
00:19:37,335 --> 00:19:38,355
Actually, he is.
542
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:39,680
Yeah. Crushin' it.
543
00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:41,516
Nice family,
house in Connecticut,
544
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,470
CEO of a major company.
He's doing great.
545
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:45,918
Oh.
546
00:19:46,064 --> 00:19:47,926
But you know what?
I am good.
547
00:19:47,993 --> 00:19:51,020
I am exactly where
I'm supposed to be, right?
548
00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:53,381
We have our business together.
What else could I want?
549
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:56,316
I am gonna bloom where
my roots are planted.
550
00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:59,473
Well, I got to say, that is
a very healthy attitude.
551
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,572
Yeah. Honestly,
if you think about it,
552
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,171
I think everything does
happen for a reason...
553
00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:04,546
Ohh!
554
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,254
What the heck was that for?!
555
00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:08,797
You ruined my life!
556
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:11,450
This guy's everything
I've ever wanted.
557
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,574
You should see the house.
It's beautiful.
558
00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,424
He's rich, he drives a sports car,
559
00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:18,028
he's 50 and he has abs of steel.
560
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:19,844
He's perfect.
561
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,551
Want to grab lunch?
562
00:20:25,618 --> 00:20:27,562
- Yeah, I can eat.
- All right.
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