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Okaaaay!
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Ta-da!
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Yeah, you know, Mom,
I don't want to be negative,
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but that chimney
is way too big.
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Yeah,
the roof's gonna cave.
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Why don't we just use the kit,
like we always do?
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Because,
Jack, look -- number 5
on my Christmas to-do list,
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"Make a gingerbread house
from scratch."
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And here it is!
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And it's beautiful!
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A gingerbread house!
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Yeah!
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Oh. The chimney's
quite large.
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It's like a guard tower.
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Are the elves planning
on escaping?
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You could put
a little Army man on top,
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and he could just
cut them down one by one.
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Whoo! Aaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Then little knives
chase out.
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hey! I thought you were
gonna get those lights up.
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Oh, I was
until I saw...this.
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Then I thought I'd untangle it
sitting in my chair.
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Which kind of
led me to...
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sitting in my chair.
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All right, but Christmas
is just around the corner,
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and I want to get
everything done on my list.
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Your list?
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Yeah!
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Now that you're retired,
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we have time
to do Christmas right.
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Were we doing it wrong?
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Wake up, we go to Mass.
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We open our presents.
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There was a ham involved.
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Seemed right.
Felt right.
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Just take a look at the list
before you decide you hate it.
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Okay, I hate it.
No.
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Read it.
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I guess I could do
a couple of these, all right?
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N-- Uh-uh.
No, no, no, no.
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I'm not putting
that Santa sleigh on the roof.
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Come on! It's pretty.
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Pretty? That thing
is a death machine.
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Ooh, honey!
Are you okay?
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How do they look?
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Honey, are you okay?!
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Honey, maybe we should wait.
It just rained.
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It's fine.
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Aah!
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Ooh! Honey, you okay?
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My teeth are hot!
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Yeah, okay.
That's off the list.
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* I am not your ordinary guy
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I'm so glad that we're all
finally getting together.
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And, Mott, you look
very handsome in your suit.
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Thank you.
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Kind of like Bigfoot
at a bar mitzvah.
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I'm sorry, guys.
Can we just order?
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I know it's gonna be
a matter of time
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before we get
the phone call.
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When you have seven kids,
babysitters tend to quit --
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sometimes, mid-shift.
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Sometimes before
you get out of the driveway.
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Those are the ones
that just break your heart.
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Oh, Cindy, I don't know
how you do it.
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You know when the light
turns yellow
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and you just
don't know whether
to speed up or slow down,
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so you just
kind of tense up?
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That's where I live.
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Right in the yellow light.
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And I'm sure
this guy's of no help, huh?
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He's not -- at all.
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He makes things harder.
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Every...single...day.
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Making casual conversation.
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Not looking for the real.
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But you do a great job
with those kids, you know?
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We only have three,
and that'sa handful.
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Sometimes
seven can feel like...
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It's just a lot.
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I'm sure it is,
with an army like that.
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My gosh.
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I'd be freaking out,
looking for a hiding spot.
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Especially during Christmas?
Whoo!
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But then, soon, they're gonna
all be out of the house,
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and then you won't
have to worry anymore.
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Mm, I don't know
if I agree with that.
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It's okay if you do.
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I mean, little Louie --
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he's not gonna be
out of high school
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till the year 2030, right?
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Guy.
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Yeah, you know what?
We should just all order.
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Everything looks
so good.
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'Cause out of
the seven kids,
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two are definitely coming back
to live at home, you know?
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They're not all
gonna be winners.
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It's just a fact.
We've all seen it.
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The 26-year-old
living in the basement, right?
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He's got the Camaro parked
on the front lawn.
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You guys are probably
never gonna be
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in the house alone again --
ever.
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What are we gonna do?
Are we gonna do potato skins?
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Let's do -- Hey, you know
the ones that come with bacon
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a little longer,
'cause they get
the bacon in the bottom...
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And....she's gone.
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She's what?
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Where's she going --
the bathroom?
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Whenever somebody reminds her
how hard her life is,
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she just gets upset
and leaves.
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Usually it's me.
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This time, you.
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Where --
Where does she go?
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Sometimes to her sister's.
Sometimes a casino.
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I-I-I-I feel horrible.
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I mean, I really --
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Should I run after her
and apologize, or...
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No. It's like
chasing an ostrich.
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If she knows
you're following her,
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she'll turn around
and run right at you.
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Well, I mean,
this is awkward.
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What do we do now?
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I mean, if we stay, we should
probably get the potato skins.
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Oh, you going outside
to put the lights up?
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Ah, no.
Mott called.
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He needs me
to pick up some stuff.
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Cindy's still not back.
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Hey, guys. I got some presents
for the kids.
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Anything for me?
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All right,
see you later.
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Thank you, Kyle.
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You can just put them
on the table.
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We don't have a tree yet,
but it's on the list.
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Yeah, well, you know,
when you live alone,
you don't get a tree.
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For the same reason you don't
get a second kitchen chair
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or another fork.
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But you're coming here
for Christmas Eve, right?
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I am, yeah.
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And then
on Christmas Day,
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I wake up and I watch
"Home Alone," you know?
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At home, alone.
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What do you got here?
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Oh, Kevin
was supposed to do that.
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Really?
I'll do it.
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Yeah?
Yeah!
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The boys down
at the firehouse,
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they call me
"the untangler."
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This is gonna
keep me busy for hours.
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All right, well, think of it
as an early Christmas present.
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I will, and I do.
Thank you.
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Found this outside.
I assume it's yours?
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There you are!
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See, this is why
you kids can't have a dog.
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You can't even
keep Louie inside.
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I got you
your groceries.
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You are all set here, buddy,
so I will talk to you later.
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Guy,
listen, I'm late for work.
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I got nobody to
watch the kids.
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You gotta help me out.
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I gotta tell you --
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I really think they can
take care of themselves.
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Come on, guy, it's kinda
your fault my wife bolted.
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I-I don't think it was --
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Kids, Uncle Kevin's
gonna babysit you guys
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for a few hours,
so let's not have another
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"Lisa from down the street"
incident.
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What happened to Lisa
from down the street?
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These guys say she slipped.
She says she was pushed.
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Ultimately,
the judge will decide.
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And salami, salami, salami.
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And dealer gets...
double salami.
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We also gotta assume
the dealer has double salami.
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Okay, who's up for cheese now?
Raise your hand.
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Hit me!
Oh, I like it.
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Riverboat Sally's
in for cheese.
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We got some cheese
over there.
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We got some cheese
in the back corner here.
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All right. That's great.
Okay.
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That's your fifth
piece of cheese.
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That's why
you're so big.
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Um, no, it's actually because
I have a slow metabolism.
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No, you just eat a lot.
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You know, your father
weighs just as much
as I do, by the way.
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Yeah, because
he's twice your height.
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Why are you
sweating so much?
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All right, everybody,
let's just eat our sandwiches.
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Go eat your sandwiches,
everybody.
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Nobody's eating.
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We want Chipotle.
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Okay, you know what?
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I'm not sure
that type of attitude
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is gonna fit with the season,
because Santa Claus is coming,
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and I think we all know
what that means.
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Ooh! What?
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"Santa's" not gonna
bring me my presents?
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Not if I call him.
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Do it.
See if I care.
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Okay. I will.
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Which one are you?
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Randi, with an "I."
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Okay, Randi with an "I."
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It's ringing.
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Put it on speaker.
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Okay, I don't care.
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Here you go.
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Hello?
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That's sonot Santa.
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I know it's not Santa.
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T-That's Chale,
one of Santa's elves --
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who lives in Santa's garage.
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Yes, I'm Chale.
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And I am an elf.
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Your father and I
are role-playing.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Chale, listen.
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I got a little Randi Mott
over here,
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and she's not eating
her sandwich
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and she's thrown out
some hurtful comments.
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Uh, just not sure we should
bring her some presents
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this year, you know?
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Hmm.
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Sounds like she's a candidate
for the naughty list!
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Yes, that's what
I was thinking, as well.
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Uh, could you call Santa
and let him know that?
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I'm sorry!
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Hang up!
What?
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Hang up!
Okay.
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You can eat!
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Eat!
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Eat!
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Next time,
don't poke the bear,
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Randi with an "I."
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Kyle! You did, like,
three things on my list!
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Thank you.
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Oh, I'm glad you're happy.
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And I know how much
you love hot toddies,
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so I whipped us up
a little batch.
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Oh, wow!
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Cinnamon stick,
whipped cream --
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Did you put cloves
in the lemon?
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They didn't
put themselvesthere.
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Oh, this is amazing.
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I can't get Kevin
to do any of this stuff.
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Oh, and I noticed that your
chimney was caked with soot.
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And, uh, I think you know
how I feel about fire safety.
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So, uh, let me
take care of that,
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so you can have the fire
you deserve on Christmas.
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Are you crying?
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I'm just happy.
255
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,762
Hey.
256
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,864
Sorry I am late.
257
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,498
Man!
258
00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,567
Trying to get a house
full of kids to sit down
and do their homework
259
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,735
is a production.
260
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,870
You have no idea!
261
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,874
I have someidea.
262
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,075
Bad news.
263
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,109
Huh?
264
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,644
Cindy got snowed in
at the casino,
265
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,946
and Mott asked if I could
hang out until she got back.
266
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,748
Okay, well, you know,
take all the time you need,
267
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,250
'cause your brother is just
moving through the list.
268
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,518
I mean,
Kyle is amazing.
269
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:19,619
He does all this work.
270
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,655
He doesn't complain
or drag his feet.
271
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,523
I'm so happy for you,
honey.
272
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,292
You finally got
what you wanted.
That's awesome!
273
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:30,530
I did!
274
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,732
Hey, guy.
Sorry I'm late.
275
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,634
Yeah.
You want some dinner?
276
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,437
Actually, I stopped at Enzo's
for a slice.
277
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,107
Good. 'Cause I threw your
meatloaf in the garbage, okay?
278
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,542
You can't text me? You can't
let me know what's going on?
279
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,545
I tried. A-Actually, I think
there's
a cellphone tower down.
280
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,814
I couldn't get a signal.
281
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,549
Really, Mott?
I taughtyou that excuse.
282
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,551
Oh. Right. Sorry.
283
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,486
Anyway,
the place looks great.
284
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,155
I love seeing all the kids
getting along,
285
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,556
making
their little ornaments.
286
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,691
That's 'cause they thought
they were going
287
00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,460
for their Christmas tree
tonight.
288
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,562
You know what?
Let's just do that tomorrow.
289
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,197
I'm exhausted.
I worked all day.
290
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,834
Oh, and I didn't
work all day?
291
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,335
You know what?
292
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,004
I'm starting to see why Cindy
likes the casino so much.
293
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,572
I said I'm sorry.
294
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,108
You think I like being the
finger wagger? 'Cause I don't.
295
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,643
I like having fun, too,
you know.
296
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,681
Look, y-you know what?
You're right.
297
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,816
Let's do this.
298
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,018
Let's get the tree.
Come on.
299
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,586
Look, it's too late,
all right?
300
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,222
Three of the kids
are already in PJs.
301
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,657
We can go tomorrow.
302
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,026
You really mean it?
303
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,129
You're not just saying?
Don't bring my hopes up again.
304
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,197
Don't you do that.
305
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,300
I promise.
306
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,771
Okay, just text me
next time.
307
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,241
Meatloaf's in the fridge.
I didn't really throw it out.
308
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,614
Hey, Kyle.
what are you doing?
309
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,184
Oh, I'm just organizing
the mail area.
310
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,019
Oh, you don't need
to do that.
311
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,654
Well, I ran across some
old credit card statements.
312
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,223
A couple things
jumped out at me.
313
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,994
Uh...you really
shouldn'tbe doing that.
314
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,263
And youshouldn't be spending
so much on groceries.
315
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,200
Don't be ashamed
of coupons, Donna.
316
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,069
That's, um...
that's pretty invasive.
317
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,638
All right.
Okay.
318
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,640
I'm sorry. I don't wanna
overstep my bounds.
319
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,009
Thank you.
320
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,878
Oh. But you should know
that Jack and I had the talk.
321
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,546
What talk?
322
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,515
You know, the talk --
the birds and the bees.
323
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,719
He's only 10.
324
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,221
Well,
he asked me about bees,
325
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,489
so I thought it was his way
of hinting around.
326
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:42,796
He's doing a report on bees
for school.
327
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,832
Well, he might have
more info than he needs.
328
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,672
Hey, babe.
Hey.
329
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,474
I'm gonna have
a glass of wine.
You want one?
330
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,543
Oh, I probably shouldn't.
331
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,446
Got so much laundry
to do.
332
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,981
These grass stains
are just killing me!
333
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,549
It's like,
what does Mott do?
334
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,684
Just walk out the front door
and fall down?
335
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,320
Well, a little tip
is next time, presoak.
336
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,889
Ooh!
That's a good one.
337
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,724
You know what? Maybe I will
have some of that wine.
Okay.
338
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,893
Live a little.
Yeah. Yeah.
339
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,961
You know what it is?
340
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,329
I'm just tired
of feeling invisible.
341
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,697
If I'm not cooking,
I'm cleaning.
342
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,699
If I'm not cleaning,
I'm doing laundry.
343
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,169
And do I ever
hear a thank-you?
No, I do not.
344
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:27,640
Well, last night over here,
Kyle did the dishes.
345
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,842
Oh, that's nice.
346
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:33,580
Yeah, because he said
I looked tired.
347
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,714
He did not say that
to you.
348
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,815
He did.
349
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:36,984
Okay, and you know what?
350
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,718
Even if I do like tired,
I don't wanna hear that.
351
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,720
It's like, I wanna hear
I look...
352
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,488
Radiant!
radiant!
353
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,755
Yes!
Yes!
354
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,725
Ugh.
355
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,127
Well, at least
you're hearing something.
356
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,595
Mott doesn't even talk.
357
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,729
Yeah, that's right.
358
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,431
And I'm not gonna
compete with the TV.
359
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,666
I can't.
I just won't.
360
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,969
Oh, great --
another load of whites.
361
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,837
By the way,
they're not gonna be white.
362
00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:04,111
I'm gonna tell you that
right now.
363
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,113
Everybody
stick together, okay?
364
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,747
Big kids,
watch the smaller ones.
365
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,749
And if you see a tree
that's taller than your dad --
366
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,451
probably too expensive.
367
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,360
Hey, isn't that
your other family?
368
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,695
It is.
369
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,768
Shopping for a tree
without me?
370
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,404
Honey, I texted you.
You never texted me back.
371
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,772
I'm taking care
of seven children!
372
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,307
I...
373
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,143
Well, the kids,
they really wanted a tree.
374
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,377
I had to pull
the trigger.
375
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,778
But look at this.
376
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,780
Look.
377
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,815
It's a completed
Christmas list.
378
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,485
I've never had
one of these before.
379
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,220
I might have your brother
frame it for me.
380
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,588
Donna!
381
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,157
Donna, the guy's
tying it to the roof.
382
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,791
Come on. Ticktock.
383
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,626
Hey, Kev.
384
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,999
So, I should...
385
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,867
Yeah.
386
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,537
You look good.
387
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,872
You look good, too,
Donna.
388
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,276
So, I'll see you soon?
389
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,243
Yeah.
390
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,945
Back home,
where we both live.
391
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,890
Hey, kids.
392
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,527
Uncle Kevin has something
he wants to say to you.
393
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,297
As you know,
I have my own family,
394
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,266
and...I'm going back to them.
395
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,635
But that doesn't mean
396
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,838
there won't be a place for you
always in my heart.
397
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,308
Can't you just stay
for two more days?
398
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,544
Oh, Randi,
I'm gonna miss you.
399
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,945
I know we got off
to a rough start
400
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,281
with the relentless
weight jokes.
401
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:52,719
That was only because I really
do worry about your health.
402
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,087
I know you do.
403
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,356
And thanks
for the pamphlets.
404
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,427
Look, guys, this is gonna be
great now, all right?
405
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,861
I mean, your dad,
he's gonna --
406
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,563
He's gonna do a lot more
around here.
407
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,866
And...well, I'm just...
408
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,868
So hard.
409
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,605
Saying goodbye's never easy.
410
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,640
All right, guys,
come bring it in.
411
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,807
Give me a hug.
412
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,809
Anyone miss me?!
413
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,982
C-Couple more thoughts.
414
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,369
* Holy night
415
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:50,443
* All is calm, all is bright
416
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:58,385
* Round yon virgin,
mother and child *
417
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:03,390
* Holy infant so tender...
418
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,624
Oh, man.
419
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,626
* ...and mild
420
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:14,501
* Sleep in heavenly peace *
421
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,204
* Sing the ancient
Christmas carol *
422
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,873
* Fa la la la la,
la la la la *
423
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,875
Yeah!
424
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,144
So, what's next?
425
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,045
Well, I was thinking
we could all gather 'round
426
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,815
and I will read
"A Christmas Carol."
427
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,151
I do all of the parts,
and fair warning --
428
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,454
My Tiny Tim is a tearjerker.
429
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,959
Orwe could watch the great
Christmas classic "Die Hard."
430
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:40,893
"Die Hard"!
431
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,962
Anything
but Chale reading!
432
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,031
I'm sorry, honey.
433
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,868
What was that?
434
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,238
Huh.
Maybe it was Santa.
435
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,440
Well, it's definitely
not the stork bringing a baby,
436
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,974
'cause that's a lie.
437
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,977
what is that?
438
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,852
Kevin?
439
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,520
This is for you guys!
440
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,588
I did it!
441
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,990
Oh, honey!
Thank you!
442
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,125
Crap.
443
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,127
Nobody told me
about the sleigh.
444
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,062
Merry Christmas!
445
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,934
Oh, Sara, call 911!
446
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,436
Can't! I'm recording!
447
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,805
I'm okay!
I'm all right!
448
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,074
The important thing is,
I got the sleigh up there.
449
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,413
Oh, no!
450
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,384
I'm fine.
451
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,220
Spending a couple days
at the Motts' taught me --
452
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,022
I really don't appreciate
all you do for me around here.
453
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:46,025
And I just want you to know --
from now on,
454
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,061
I'm gonna start doing
a lot more for you.
455
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,663
Well, having your brother here
for a few days
456
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,031
made me
a lot more thankful
457
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:56,503
for how little
youdo around here.
458
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,738
He tends to go overboard.
I know.
459
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,039
At least
you finished your list.
460
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,174
Isn't it nice?
461
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,242
Yeah.
Everything's done!
462
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,676
And now we can
just sit here,
463
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,045
with the tree
and the decorations,
464
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,014
and just relax.
465
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,482
It's pretty great.
Yeah.
466
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,323
Your brother's at the window,
isn't he?
467
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,124
Yeah, he's there.
468
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,928
Shouldn't we
just let him in?
469
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,030
No, no. It's like
feeding a stray cat.
470
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,433
You can't do that.
471
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,201
Babe.
472
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,303
All right, fine.
It's Christmas.
473
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,471
Go around!
474
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:35,942
Go around!
475
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,078
* Don't want no
sweet perfume *
476
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,782
* Shake your thing,
go bust your move *
477
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,318
* Do, do, do, do, do
478
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,653
* Do, do, do, do
479
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:50,056
* Ohhhhhh, yeah
480
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,125
* Don't want
no high-heel shoes *
481
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,027
* I just don't want no...
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