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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:40,836 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,672 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 3 00:00:42,674 --> 00:00:45,474 (LAUGHS) Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk! 4 00:00:45,476 --> 00:00:46,843 CARTER: Now we're going into the lightning round. 5 00:00:46,845 --> 00:00:48,578 Let's do it. 6 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:50,112 CARTER: So from now on, you'll be shouting out your answers. 7 00:00:50,114 --> 00:00:50,880 Get you drunk, Merkins. You too, Borgs. 8 00:00:50,882 --> 00:00:53,316 I'm thirsty. Huh? 9 00:00:53,318 --> 00:00:55,618 I need four shots of vodka, four shots of water. 10 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,554 I want you to send the vodka over to the Merkins'. 11 00:00:57,556 --> 00:00:59,489 Send the water to us. You understand? 12 00:00:59,491 --> 00:01:01,325 CARTER: What former Supreme Court Justice... 13 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,260 - Oliver Wendell Holmes! - Correct. 14 00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:04,593 ALL: Yes! 15 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:07,230 Again, I'd like to ask the players to allow me to... 16 00:01:07,232 --> 00:01:08,463 To finish the question. 17 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:10,499 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Very funny. 18 00:01:10,501 --> 00:01:12,769 Okay, okay. This is getting embarrassing. 19 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:14,804 So we need to focus. 20 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:16,439 'Cause this isn't a game. 21 00:01:16,441 --> 00:01:18,040 It literally is. 22 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:20,310 Bill, do not test me right now. 23 00:01:20,312 --> 00:01:22,579 Looks like we're down to two teams. 24 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:24,647 So for double points, 25 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:27,650 what is the name of the purple Teletubby? 26 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:30,488 - BOTH: Tinky Winky! - CARTER: You're both correct. 27 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,722 He always carried a... 28 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:35,457 - Red purse. - Yeah. 29 00:01:35,459 --> 00:01:38,061 - And he loved big hugs. - Big hugs. 30 00:01:38,063 --> 00:01:40,564 I know. I'm Max. 31 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:42,064 Annie. 32 00:01:42,066 --> 00:01:44,202 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 33 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:00,883 Ha-ha! You're never gonna be able to 34 00:02:00,885 --> 00:02:02,352 hold on to Asia! You hear me? 35 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:04,219 Hey, if you take Kamchatka, and I take Mongolia, 36 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:05,489 we could trap Linda in the middle. 37 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:06,755 - MAX: Starve out her armies. - Hey! 38 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:07,957 You can't form alliances. 39 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:10,092 Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm? 40 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:12,063 You're high-fiving Hitler? 41 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:16,199 MAX: All right, you got this. Last one. 42 00:02:16,201 --> 00:02:19,301 Oh, that's Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. 43 00:02:19,303 --> 00:02:20,703 - (ALL GROAN) - Yes! 44 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:21,871 I'm up, I feel good. 45 00:02:21,873 --> 00:02:23,039 Two words. 46 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,775 Bill. Overweight. 47 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,009 - No. - Single. Out of work. 48 00:02:26,011 --> 00:02:27,076 What the fuck? 49 00:02:27,078 --> 00:02:28,610 Hairy. 50 00:02:28,612 --> 00:02:30,347 Carry, marry. 51 00:02:30,349 --> 00:02:31,480 Marry! 52 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,550 You. Me. 53 00:02:33,552 --> 00:02:34,683 Marry me? 54 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:36,552 - (WHOOPING) - Dude, we got it! We got it! 55 00:02:36,554 --> 00:02:38,253 Annie, will you? 56 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:39,588 - (GASPS) - Will you marry me? 57 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,790 - Is that a yes? That's a yes! - Yeah! 58 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:44,394 I'm really happy for you guys. 59 00:02:44,396 --> 00:02:46,265 - (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) - (ALL CHEERING) 60 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,474 - ANNIE: Lot of pressure here. - MAX: Yeah. 61 00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:01,044 ANNIE: You miss, you lose it all. 62 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:02,412 MAX: Stay outta my head. 63 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:03,445 And you know you have a distinct advantage 64 00:03:03,447 --> 00:03:04,647 with the smaller hands, right? 65 00:03:04,649 --> 00:03:06,316 Your goal posts are not as big. 66 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:07,516 Well, I guess you should've married Uma Thurman. 67 00:03:07,518 --> 00:03:08,683 Yeah, that would've been great. 68 00:03:08,685 --> 00:03:09,785 There's a snap, 69 00:03:09,787 --> 00:03:10,953 - here's the hold. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 70 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:12,955 - Ooh! - And a text. 71 00:03:12,957 --> 00:03:14,591 That was interference. 72 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:16,025 ANNIE: Sorry, honey. I know how much that meant to you. 73 00:03:16,027 --> 00:03:18,593 - Come on. - Dr. Chin is ready for you. 74 00:03:18,595 --> 00:03:20,096 Uh, great. 75 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:21,698 I think we've determined why you've been 76 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:22,866 having trouble conceiving. 77 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,034 - MAX: Okay. Let's have it. - ANNIE: Okay, great. 78 00:03:25,036 --> 00:03:28,070 Oh, what's that look? Is it me? Of course it's me. 79 00:03:28,072 --> 00:03:30,039 I'm not loving your semen. 80 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:32,175 - Oh? - Your count is excellent, 81 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:34,443 but your motility is well below normal. 82 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:36,412 - That's too bad. - What would cause that? 83 00:03:36,414 --> 00:03:39,549 It can be genetic, environmental factors. 84 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,852 Nine times out of 10, though, it's psychological. 85 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,653 Have you been feeling anxious or stressed? 86 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,355 No, I don't think so. Not really. 87 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,126 (HIGH-PITCHED) Uh... He's always a little stressed. 88 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,794 You don't have to write... I'm not... 89 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:51,927 Honey, she's writing it down. 90 00:03:51,929 --> 00:03:54,430 Well, Max is very competitive. 91 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,498 As am I. 92 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,598 We sure are. 93 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,134 One of the reasons I fell in love with him. 94 00:03:58,136 --> 00:03:59,568 Maybe that makes him a little more prone 95 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:02,271 to stress than normal people. 96 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:03,505 "Normal people"? 97 00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:05,342 How long has this been going on, Max? 98 00:04:05,344 --> 00:04:06,876 It's not going on. 99 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:09,679 Oh, well, you did say even when you were a kid, 100 00:04:09,681 --> 00:04:11,948 you would freak out if you lost at anything. 101 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:13,181 Oh, I was a kid. 102 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:14,717 Especially if you lost to your brother. 103 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,185 Hmm. 104 00:04:16,187 --> 00:04:18,086 Hey, is that what this is? 105 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,155 No. 106 00:04:19,157 --> 00:04:20,589 You have been so uptight 107 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:22,391 since you found out that Brooks is coming to town. 108 00:04:22,393 --> 00:04:24,060 I don't think that's true. 109 00:04:24,062 --> 00:04:25,562 - Could that be a factor in all this? - Let's be fair. 110 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:28,165 Sibling rivalry can be very powerful. 111 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,333 Cain and Abel, the Baldwins. 112 00:04:30,335 --> 00:04:31,867 - The what? - The brothers. 113 00:04:31,869 --> 00:04:33,435 I'm not sure why we're discussing this. 114 00:04:33,437 --> 00:04:34,903 She's not a therapist. 115 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:37,105 You're not a therapist, right? With all respect. 116 00:04:37,107 --> 00:04:38,673 - No, but I am a doctor. - Sure. 117 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:40,610 And I believe in treating the whole patient. 118 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:42,345 So, what is it about your brother 119 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:44,280 that makes you feel emasculated? 120 00:04:44,282 --> 00:04:45,749 Are we gonna do this? 121 00:04:45,751 --> 00:04:47,483 We're right next to the room where I masturbated. 122 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:50,754 I think he has it in his head that Brooks is cooler 123 00:04:50,756 --> 00:04:53,956 and more successful and hotter than he is. 124 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,158 I never said "hotter." 125 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,658 He's charming. 126 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,261 That's interesting. And is he single? 127 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:00,596 MAX: What's that? 128 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:01,898 I don't know if I mentioned it, 129 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,932 but Keith and I are on a trial separation. 130 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,300 - Oh. - Keith? 131 00:05:05,302 --> 00:05:07,136 Uh, Keith. 132 00:05:07,138 --> 00:05:09,238 So, do you think your brother would wanna grab a cup of coffee with me? 133 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,406 (SIGHS) Gosh, I don't know. 134 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:11,973 Well, it doesn't hurt to ask. 135 00:05:11,975 --> 00:05:13,343 Hurts a little. (SCOFFS) 136 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:16,379 Now, is he a tall fella? 'Cause I'm only 5'2". 137 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:17,913 We're all done with my semen? 138 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:19,382 He is taller than Max. 139 00:05:19,384 --> 00:05:20,749 DR. CHIN: Good. 140 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:22,252 ANNIE: But he did date this ballerina once, 141 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:23,422 and she was just a teeny-tiny little thing. 142 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:45,307 Ooh. Honey, Gary. 143 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:46,742 Don't mention game night, okay? 144 00:05:46,744 --> 00:05:47,744 Mmm-hmm. 145 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:49,511 - Good evening, Max. - Hey, Gary. 146 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:50,980 - Annie. - Hello there. 147 00:05:50,982 --> 00:05:53,182 Hi, Gary! 148 00:05:53,184 --> 00:05:54,884 Just checking the mail. 149 00:05:54,886 --> 00:05:56,218 Oh, yeah? 150 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:57,285 Some people check it earlier in the day, 151 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:58,588 but there's always a risk 152 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:01,891 that the mail carrier hasn't come yet. 153 00:06:01,893 --> 00:06:06,564 This spares me the chance of a futile trip to the mailbox. 154 00:06:08,165 --> 00:06:09,764 Uh-huh. 155 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:13,838 Plus, it allows Bastian here the opportunity to urinate. 156 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:16,605 You have a good one. 157 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:18,107 Any plans for this evening? 158 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:20,042 MAX: No. 159 00:06:20,044 --> 00:06:21,509 Perhaps a game night? 160 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,677 We're just gonna stay in, 161 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:24,314 - just the two of us. - Mmm-hmm. 162 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,182 - Boring. - Mmm. 163 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:28,617 I see. 164 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:32,891 I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights. 165 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,089 You bet. 166 00:06:35,091 --> 00:06:38,627 I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends 167 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:42,230 competing in games of chance and skill. 168 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:44,968 Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll do that, 169 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:49,338 but tonight it's just the two of us. 170 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:52,611 Three bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice. 171 00:06:58,316 --> 00:07:01,016 There was a special on these tonight. 172 00:07:01,018 --> 00:07:02,718 Three for one. 173 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,553 Three for one? 174 00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:05,687 Yup. 175 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,792 How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay? 176 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:10,996 These corporations, 177 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:13,428 I don't know what they're doing. 178 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:14,564 (CHUCKLES) 179 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:17,766 Well, you two enjoy each other. 180 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:22,574 It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone. 181 00:07:26,677 --> 00:07:28,343 - MAX: I think that's it. - ANNIE: Okay. 182 00:07:28,345 --> 00:07:29,648 Bye-bye! 183 00:07:35,819 --> 00:07:37,954 If Gary sees the others coming, we're screwed. 184 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:39,588 No, no, honey, it's not gonna be a problem. 185 00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,824 I was very clear with everyone to park far away 186 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:44,060 and just to sneak in quietly, you know. 187 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:45,360 But now, I mean, 188 00:07:45,362 --> 00:07:46,629 you don't think we're being dicks, do you? 189 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:47,930 Should we just still invite the guy? 190 00:07:47,932 --> 00:07:49,264 He really seemed like he wanted to play. 191 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:51,367 No, no. Debbie was our friend, 192 00:07:51,369 --> 00:07:52,468 and Gary was just the creepy husband 193 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,737 that we had to put up with. 194 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:54,870 That's true. 195 00:07:54,872 --> 00:07:56,538 He's only gotten worse since the divorce. 196 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:59,108 Yeah, we don't owe him anything, right? Fuck him! 197 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:00,479 (THUDDING) 198 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:04,715 (CLATTERING) 199 00:08:21,165 --> 00:08:22,367 (ANNIE SHRIEKS) 200 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:26,968 Hi! 201 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:28,473 Hi. 202 00:08:31,609 --> 00:08:33,409 ANNIE: Can we help you? 203 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:35,110 I'm okay. 204 00:08:35,112 --> 00:08:36,745 Hey! 205 00:08:36,747 --> 00:08:38,080 Of course. Ryan, why are you coming in through the window? 206 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:41,450 You said sneak in so RoboCop wouldn't see us. 207 00:08:41,452 --> 00:08:43,086 I meant sneak in through the door. 208 00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:44,385 Well, you were super vague. 209 00:08:44,387 --> 00:08:45,788 - I wasn't vague at all. - Wine? 210 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,222 I know I didn't say, "Break the succulents." 211 00:08:47,224 --> 00:08:48,923 RYAN: Hey. 212 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:50,592 I'm not dressed for this nonsense. This is ridiculous. 213 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:51,927 It's like Night of the Living Dead in here. 214 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:53,596 Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max. 215 00:08:53,598 --> 00:08:54,830 MAX: I didn't say to come through the window. 216 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:56,533 This is Max. We used to work together. 217 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,533 His wife, Annie. Michelle, and that guy's Kevin. 218 00:08:58,535 --> 00:09:00,001 - What's up, buddy? - The door's right there. 219 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,004 Guys, this is Madison. 220 00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:02,538 Yeah, you brought her last week. 221 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,506 You work at Forever 21, right? 222 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,609 - MAX: No, no. - I work at Sephora. 223 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:09,144 - I'm confused. - Different girl. 224 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:10,879 Same look, same voice. 225 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:11,947 Nice to meet you. 226 00:09:11,949 --> 00:09:13,651 - You, too. - (MADISON AND MAX CHUCKLE) 227 00:09:15,719 --> 00:09:17,219 - That's yours. - It's... 228 00:09:17,221 --> 00:09:19,688 No. I think you're supposed to kiss it, right? 229 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:20,722 Welcome. 230 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,158 Do you guys have a bathroom? 231 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,659 There's one just down the hall. You need it? 232 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:25,427 Okay, is it on the right or the left? 233 00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:27,129 I don't wanna go in the wrong room. 234 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,331 The one with the toilet. 235 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,398 - Can't miss it. - Okay. 236 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,602 (BOTH LAUGH) 237 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:33,501 - Oh, boy. - Dude! 238 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:34,870 - Oh. Wow. - Right? 239 00:09:34,872 --> 00:09:36,139 Where'd you find her? A TED Talk? 240 00:09:36,141 --> 00:09:37,407 No, at Chipotle. 241 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:38,807 Let me ask you something, Ryan. 242 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,341 Aren't you sick of losing game night every week 243 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:41,543 because of the dates you bring? 244 00:09:41,545 --> 00:09:43,812 They're not always that bad. 245 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:45,516 (IMITATES VELOCIRAPTOR) 246 00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:48,083 Heather, seriously. 247 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:49,653 How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need? 248 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:53,755 "Dennis" isn't a word. 249 00:09:53,757 --> 00:09:56,158 Yeah, it is. It's my daddy's name, so... 250 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,327 These are the elite, the very best, the... 251 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:00,562 Oh, oh. White people! 252 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:02,297 - What? - Oh, Jesus. 253 00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:03,666 Okay, unlike you psychos, 254 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:05,634 I don't give a shit about winning game night. 255 00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:07,269 I don't need that validation. 256 00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,873 But you do need the validation of dating Instagram models? 257 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,139 Absolutely. 258 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:13,442 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not like you, Michelle. 259 00:10:13,444 --> 00:10:14,809 We didn't all meet our soulmate 260 00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:16,078 when we were 10 years old. 261 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,145 Fourteen. 262 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,414 - Oh, sorry. - Fourteen. 263 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,916 And we didn't get married until we were 19. 264 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:21,450 - See, that's gross. - You know what, Ryan? 265 00:10:21,452 --> 00:10:24,019 I hope one day you get to meet a lovely, young lady. 266 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,589 So you can love her as much as I love my sweet baby right here. 267 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:28,557 Yes, find her. Look how cute this... 268 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:29,825 - Hey, look at this. - So much love. 269 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,059 Let's look at him when we do it. 270 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:32,562 - Hey, everybody. - MICHELLE: Find the love! 271 00:10:32,564 --> 00:10:33,828 Grab your drinks. Let's go play, come on. 272 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,865 Dude, do you know what rich people 273 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,432 are doing on their game nights these days? 274 00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:38,768 MAX: What's that? 275 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,269 - Fight clubs. - What? 276 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:41,604 I just read about 'em. 277 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,306 They pay poor people to fight each other, 278 00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:44,841 and then they bet on the winner. 279 00:10:44,843 --> 00:10:46,708 - No, that's not a real thing. - Yes, it is! 280 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,344 If you can have anything you want in this world, 281 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,846 you have to raise the stakes or life gets boring. 282 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:52,815 The Kennedys used to have fight clubs at their compound. 283 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:54,616 Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading BuzzFeed 284 00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:56,118 every second of the damn day. 285 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,720 How about some Charades? Should we start with Charades? 286 00:10:57,722 --> 00:10:58,788 - RYAN: Let's go! - MICHELLE: Yeah! 287 00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:59,989 It's been a while, huh? 288 00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:01,591 Do you wanna wait for Brooks? 289 00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:03,091 I don't think we need to. No, he's late. 290 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:04,125 Wait, hold up. 291 00:11:04,127 --> 00:11:05,494 - Brooks is in town? - MAX: Yeah. 292 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,062 I thought he was working in Europe. 293 00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:09,264 He was, yeah. He's apparently back for some business. 294 00:11:09,266 --> 00:11:10,399 Haven't seen him yet. 295 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:12,366 - But we can get started. - Yeah! 296 00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:13,469 MAX: Who wants to start? 297 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:15,137 Who are you guys talking about? 298 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:17,605 Max's brother. He's this super successful venture capitalist. 299 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:18,874 KEVIN: Yeah, he was the first to invest 300 00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:20,176 in Panera Bread, you know? 301 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:22,077 The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea. 302 00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,611 - A lot of investors. - KEVIN: Yeah. 303 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,581 He's like the Mark Wahlberg to Max's Donnie. 304 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,350 Well... 305 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,384 Which is a huge compliment because Donnie was fucking great 306 00:11:29,386 --> 00:11:30,485 in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he? 307 00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:31,653 He was. 308 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,121 Was he in The Sixth Sense? 309 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:34,255 He sure is, yeah. 310 00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:35,357 You know who is not in The Sixth Sense? 311 00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:36,692 Mark Wahlberg. 312 00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:39,264 Mark would never take a role that small. 313 00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:42,932 Is that right, Madison? 314 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,667 Man, I haven't seen him since the wedding. 315 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,668 - Remember that speech he gave? - Yes. 316 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,236 And then he paid for that whole fireworks display! 317 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,806 - Oh, my gosh! The fireworks! - Little over the top. 318 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,407 Let's get started. I'm gonna start us off. 319 00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:52,740 Yes, let's start! 320 00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:54,176 - We gotta pick teams first. - (CHEERING) 321 00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,778 - ANNIE: Movie? - MICHELLE: It's a movie. Okay. 322 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,211 - RYAN: Dude, we have no teams. - (CAR HONKING) 323 00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:59,481 - KEVIN: You just give up? - Better not be Brooks. 324 00:11:59,483 --> 00:12:01,185 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 325 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,057 (TIRES SCREECHING) 326 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,730 You didn't tell him to park up the street? 327 00:12:15,732 --> 00:12:17,636 I did, yeah, like, three times. 328 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,538 Hey! 329 00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:22,707 He got a Stingray, huh? 330 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:27,609 (SOFTLY) Turn off your car! 331 00:12:27,611 --> 00:12:28,980 (SHOUTS) What's that? 332 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,316 Hello, again. 333 00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:34,616 Mmm... 334 00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:36,620 Still wearing the uniform. 335 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,187 Hey, bud, I'm sorry I'm late. 336 00:12:39,189 --> 00:12:41,389 I hope you didn't start game night without me. 337 00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:43,325 (MAX SHUSHING) 338 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,592 Did you not get my texts? 339 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,495 What text? 340 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:47,933 Oh, hello, Officer. 341 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:51,299 Why's that guy staring at us? 342 00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:53,168 Gary, I want you to meet my brother, Brooks. 343 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,806 We're having a little family three-man game night tonight. 344 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,273 Wait, what do you mean three-man? 345 00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:59,841 You said that Michelle and Ryan and Kevin were... 346 00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,476 No, no, no. Just gonna be us three. 347 00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:02,879 I can see 'em in the doorway. 348 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,846 There's a whole mess of people. Hey, guys! 349 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,716 - MAX: There they are. - RYAN: Hey! 350 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:07,883 These guys are leaving. 351 00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:09,284 Take off, guys. 352 00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:11,322 We had a little bit of a mix-up with the... 353 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:13,923 - God damn it! - What? 354 00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:15,591 We didn't want him to know we were having a game night. 355 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:19,128 He used to come, and we don't like him anymore, so... 356 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,729 Oh. 357 00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:22,230 You know, I think he knows now. 358 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:23,566 He sure does. 359 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,969 Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in. 360 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:30,505 (LAUGHS) I haven't seen you in a year! 361 00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:33,542 Hey, you smell good. 362 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:34,876 What is that? 363 00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,745 Is that Selsun Blue? Head and Shoulders? 364 00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:38,313 Why do you assume it's a dandruff shampoo? 365 00:13:38,315 --> 00:13:39,716 Well, I mean, you've always been 366 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,017 a little bit of a snowstorm. 367 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,051 Hey, would you hold that for a second? 368 00:13:42,053 --> 00:13:43,686 - Yup. - Hey, guys! 369 00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,389 - You look good, stranger. - Wanna drink? 370 00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:47,756 It's been forever. 371 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,325 I know, and that's my fault. I'm so sorry. 372 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:50,926 Sweet ride, Brooks. 373 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,961 Oh, you like that? I just got her a couple weeks ago. 374 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:54,263 What is that? A Corvette? 375 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,466 It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe. 376 00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:58,868 It was my dream car as a kid. 377 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,769 And that's what gave me the idea to get it. 378 00:14:00,771 --> 00:14:02,873 You know what? I love your house. 379 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,940 Are you being sarcastic? 380 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,140 No, I mean, I love your house. 381 00:14:06,142 --> 00:14:07,976 It reminds me of Mom and Dad's. 382 00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:09,979 Makes me think of simpler times. 383 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,013 Simpler? 384 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,014 So how long are you in town for? 385 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:14,082 You know, I'm not sure. 386 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:15,884 It depends on how many clients 387 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:17,786 the firm's gonna be having me schmooze while I'm here. 388 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:18,921 (BOTH LAUGHING) 389 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:20,121 But hopefully for a while. 390 00:14:20,123 --> 00:14:22,426 I don't get to see you guys, and I... 391 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:27,062 God, I really miss you, man. I really do. 392 00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:28,929 - Oh. - (BROOKS SIGHS) 393 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,365 Miss you, too, Brooks. 394 00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,835 RYAN: And go! 395 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:34,570 Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan. 396 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,205 Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson. 397 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,272 Yep. You got it. 398 00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,975 - Quick story. - There's no pausing. 399 00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:40,275 You remember the urban myth where 400 00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,110 Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out, 401 00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:43,678 so he could go down on himself? 402 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,113 ALL: Yeah. 403 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,115 You don't mind me telling the story, do you, Max? 404 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:47,548 You're in the middle of a... 405 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,652 You were 14 years old. It's an adorable story. 406 00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:50,851 I forbid it. 407 00:14:50,853 --> 00:14:53,322 I'm a little curious. 408 00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:55,191 Did you blow yourself? 409 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,158 You know the bungee cords on roof racks? 410 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,828 - Yeah. - Max took one of those bungee cords 411 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:00,895 and he put it around his neck. 412 00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:02,130 Here he goes. 413 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,631 And then he wrapped it behind his legs, 414 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,833 so he could squish his face down into his crotch. 415 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,336 - (ALL GASP) - But the problem was 416 00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:10,239 that it got stuck! He couldn't unhook it. 417 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:13,075 - (ALL LAUGHING) - And about an hour later, 418 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:15,711 Mom comes home, and she finds him there. 419 00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:17,211 KEVIN: Shit! 420 00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:18,815 Her little pretzel boy on his bedroom floor naked. 421 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,216 - (LAUGHING CONTINUES) - Little pretzel boy? 422 00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:23,519 Great story. Are we back on now? 423 00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,053 So? 424 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:25,922 So what? 425 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:27,322 Did you suck it? 426 00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:28,956 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Let's go. Come on. Brooks. 427 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:31,192 Back to it. Come on. Play the game. 428 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:33,229 Poor man's Johnny Depp, starred in Jericho. 429 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,063 Skeet Ulrich. 430 00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,666 UN Secretary General, '92 to '96. 431 00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,134 Boutros Boutros-Ghali. 432 00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:41,937 This guy. He hated kids in Jurassic Park. 433 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,172 Sam Neill. 434 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,039 Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman. 435 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,308 - Skrillex. - BROOKS: Yep. 436 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,442 Rappers love this Cubist painter. 437 00:15:47,444 --> 00:15:48,443 Picasso! 438 00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:49,845 Big cat shot by asshole dentist. 439 00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:51,346 - KEVIN: Cecil the lion! - Time! 440 00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:53,548 - (GRUNTS) How many? - KEVIN: Seven! 441 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,121 - Seven! - (CHEERING) 442 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,519 You're up, pretzel boy. 443 00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,822 ANNIE: Whoo! Go, Max! 444 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:01,791 - Come on, Max. - All right. Here we go. 445 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,828 RYAN: And kick it, go! 446 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,895 Oh, this is easy! 447 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,364 Annie, the famous actor that we met 448 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,068 at the airport about eight years ago. 449 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,034 Who? 450 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,471 Only actor we've ever met at an airport who's famous. 451 00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:16,437 Bobby Flay? 452 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,639 Not an actor. 453 00:16:17,641 --> 00:16:19,475 This fellow was in front of us at the Sbarro. 454 00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,876 We were wondering why he wasn't in the first-class lounge. 455 00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:24,013 Oh, yes, yes. 456 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,313 Who was that? 457 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:26,715 God damn it! 458 00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:27,850 Max, there's a whole room of people to help you out here. 459 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,018 - Use us. - Good point. 460 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,287 He was the Incredible Hulk. 461 00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:32,455 BOTH: Eric Bana. 462 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,190 - Other one. - MICHELLE: Uh, Mark Ruffalo. 463 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,024 - Other one. - KEVIN: Lou Ferrigno. 464 00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:38,094 Holy shit! Primal Fear. 465 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,894 Richard Gere never played the Incredible Hulk. 466 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:42,163 - Time. - Motherfucking Ed Norton! 467 00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:43,432 ALL: Oh! 468 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,600 Primal Fear! 469 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:45,801 Oh, my God! 470 00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:47,068 RYAN: He was the Hulk. 471 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,637 - KEVIN: The Hulk. - RYAN: I forgot that. 472 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:50,505 Max. Zero points. 473 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,375 I'd say he blew it, but he won't tell us, will he? 474 00:16:53,377 --> 00:16:56,076 (ALL SNICKERING) 475 00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,980 RYAN: Shit! Did you? 476 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,349 I can't believe I didn't get Bob Barker. 477 00:17:00,351 --> 00:17:01,616 Hey, guys! 478 00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:03,284 What do you say we do this at my house next week? 479 00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:04,452 - House? What house? - Ooh. Really? 480 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:05,988 BROOKS: Since I don't know how long 481 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,355 I'm gonna be here, I rented a place. 482 00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:08,957 It's only a couple miles away. 483 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:10,491 You know, it's up on Broadmoor. 484 00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:11,861 Ooh! Swanky neighborhood. 485 00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,997 It's a very cool house. But it's just me there alone. 486 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,065 It'd be great to have you guys come over. 487 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,534 Oh, well, it's kind of a tradition 488 00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:20,869 to have game nights here. 489 00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:22,238 But you know what? 490 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,205 Let's let him show off his big house, huh? 491 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:25,840 BROOKS: That's the spirit! 492 00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:28,210 Trust me, 493 00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:32,580 this will be a game night to remember. 494 00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:33,882 - Oh, boy. - Mmm. 495 00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,683 - Promise? - Good night, everybody. 496 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,152 I love you much. Drive safely. 497 00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,354 - Kisses! - All right. 498 00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:39,887 - KEVIN: Take it easy. - ALL: Bye. 499 00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:42,593 That little motherfucker. 500 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,124 Whoa! 501 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:46,361 Well, I mean, come on. 502 00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:48,763 We don't see him in over a year. 503 00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:51,467 He shows up in your dream car, 504 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:52,634 insults our house, 505 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,435 and then tells an embarrassing story about you, 506 00:17:54,437 --> 00:17:56,805 right before your turn just to throw you off your game. 507 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,173 Welcome to my whole life. 508 00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:59,607 Why are you suddenly so worked up about it? 509 00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:01,410 Well, 'cause now he's messing with your balls 510 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,878 and literally killing millions of our babies. 511 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,448 Well, that's a little dramatic, 512 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,415 but, yeah, you know. I mean, that's Brooks. 513 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,652 I thought that this was just regular old brother stuff, 514 00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:11,319 - but I totally see it now. - Mmm-mmm. 515 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,521 He undermines you every chance he gets. 516 00:18:13,523 --> 00:18:14,522 Yeah. Yeah. 517 00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,525 - It's crazy! - Thank you, Annie. 518 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:18,693 I've never won a single game against him. 519 00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:22,666 I just... I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing. 520 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,166 - Fix it? - Yeah. 521 00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:26,268 What are you suggesting? 522 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,569 I'm suggesting we beat his ass. 523 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:30,440 Jesus Christ. 524 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,541 Good evening. 525 00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:35,646 - We're gonna skip the cleanup? - (CHUCKLES) 526 00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:42,917 Sure you don't wanna take a Lyft? 527 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,685 No, no. I am not getting drunk tonight. 528 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:46,020 - GARY: Good evening! - I'm gonna stay alert and ready. 529 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,123 - Jesus, Gary! - (ANNIE GASPS) 530 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,357 Where are you headed? 531 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,794 We are going to, uh, to my brother's. 532 00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,963 Another game night? 533 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,633 No. No, absolutely not. 534 00:18:57,635 --> 00:19:00,035 We're going to, um, 535 00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:02,538 - have some dinner. - Eat. 536 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,138 I see. 537 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,040 Pity. I was going to invite you over 538 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,778 for a dinner I'm hosting. 539 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,512 I've purchased four lamb shanks 540 00:19:11,514 --> 00:19:13,647 that I've been simmering in a broth 541 00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,751 of red wine and rosemary. 542 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:19,821 - That sounds so yummy, though. - Damn it. 543 00:19:19,823 --> 00:19:23,357 It was actually Debbie's recipe. 544 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:27,095 I like to think she left behind her recipe cards 545 00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:28,963 as a gesture of goodwill, 546 00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:34,171 but it was most likely an unintentional oversight. 547 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:43,114 Well, here we go. 548 00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:45,582 GARY: What? 549 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,051 I'm sorry? 550 00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,919 I thought you said something. 551 00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:53,355 - No. - Nope, not us. 552 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:54,358 Okay. 553 00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:59,062 - (CAR ENGINE STARTS) - Have fun. 554 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,866 MAX: Oh, fuck me. 555 00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,634 A guy who rents a house this big 556 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:08,202 must be making up for something 557 00:20:08,204 --> 00:20:09,838 pretty small, I'd say. 558 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,574 No, no. No, I've seen his dick. It's pretty great. 559 00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,412 Well, I tried. 560 00:20:15,913 --> 00:20:17,278 - Hey! - MAX: Hey! 561 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,880 - ANNIE: Hey! - How are you doing, beautiful? 562 00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:20,883 - Good, good. Really fancy. - Very nice house, Tony Stark. 563 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,786 Should we give our drink orders to JARVIS? (CHUCKLES) 564 00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,353 No, I got the Tony Stark part, 565 00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:26,688 but then you went full nerd on me. 566 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:28,257 I kinda lost you, but please do come in. 567 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:29,590 - All right. - Thanks, Cap. 568 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:31,292 - Hi, guys! - ALL: What's up? 569 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:35,029 Boy, could sleep four on that couch. Look at that. 570 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:36,733 Oh, hello, friends. 571 00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:40,535 Hey, let me introduce you to my date. This is Sarah. 572 00:20:40,537 --> 00:20:42,604 Sarah is head of company accounting at our office. 573 00:20:42,606 --> 00:20:44,138 Well, corporate communications. 574 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,574 And she's also British, 575 00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,142 which means she's smart as shit. 576 00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,977 - I'm Irish. - Okay? Same island. 577 00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:50,412 Well, it's really not. 578 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,311 - Nice to meet you. Hi. - Nice to meet you, too. 579 00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:52,547 - I'm Max. - Annie. 580 00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:53,816 So, you can't always judge a book 581 00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,584 by its past covers, can you? 582 00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,618 - ANNIE: Mmm. - Almost a saying. 583 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:58,953 - Here you go. - Hey, Brooks. 584 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,221 - Cheers. - We didn't know 585 00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:01,522 if you had any games, so we thought 586 00:21:01,524 --> 00:21:03,192 we'd bring you a few of our favorites. 587 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,893 Hey, look at that. 588 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:06,627 - (CLATTERS) - ALL: Whoa! 589 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,196 - MAX: Huh. - The poor games. 590 00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:10,397 I told you we're taking it up a notch. 591 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,402 The game that we're gonna play tonight is so epic 592 00:21:13,404 --> 00:21:15,804 that we don't need a board, and we do not need pieces. 593 00:21:15,806 --> 00:21:17,772 Still didn't need to throw them across the room. 594 00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:19,107 I was being theatrical. 595 00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:21,076 Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club? 596 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:22,711 A what? 597 00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,046 It's when rich people pay poor people to fight each other... 598 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,180 Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. 599 00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:26,182 Stop with the fight club, okay. 600 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:28,115 - It's nonsense. - No. 601 00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:29,683 Ryan believes everything he reads. 602 00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:30,751 Thank you. 603 00:21:30,753 --> 00:21:33,190 So, what are we playing? 604 00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:37,926 In the next hour, 605 00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:40,828 someone in this room is going to be taken, 606 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:42,497 and it's gonna be up to you to find them 607 00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:44,132 before they are murdered. 608 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,167 Oh! It's a murder mystery party. 609 00:21:46,169 --> 00:21:47,702 BROOKS: Not just any murder mystery. 610 00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:49,871 I found this company. They do it super real. 611 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,373 They use legit actors. 612 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,143 You're not gonna know what's real and what's fake. 613 00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:56,010 - Fun! - BROOKS: But that's not all. 614 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,145 Because whoever finds the victim 615 00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:00,617 wins the grand prize. 616 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:04,118 The keys to the Stingray. 617 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,953 - What? - Wow. 618 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:08,256 Just the keys? 619 00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:09,958 No, Ryan, the whole car. 620 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,993 Oh, yes! Oh, man! 621 00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,694 You're so lucky I brought you to this game night 622 00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:16,263 - and not one of Max and Annie's. - Hey! 623 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:17,932 No, I just mean 'cause this is better. 624 00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:19,300 Oh. 625 00:22:19,302 --> 00:22:20,602 You're not gonna actually give away your car? 626 00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:22,737 Oh, it's just a tax write-off. 627 00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:25,574 And the Audi, it's more practical. 628 00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:27,174 Yeah, that makes sense to me. 629 00:22:27,176 --> 00:22:29,076 Okay. How do we start? 630 00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:31,279 We just wait for it to begin. 631 00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:33,749 Maybe play a drinking game to pass the time? 632 00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:36,151 This group does not play drinking games. 633 00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:38,621 Tonight we do, Max. 634 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,521 - Oh. "Never Have I Ever." - RYAN: Good one! 635 00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:42,156 (QUIETLY) Can you believe this guy? 636 00:22:42,158 --> 00:22:44,226 (QUIETLY) Yeah, he's ridiculous. 637 00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:45,859 Beautiful house, though. 638 00:22:45,861 --> 00:22:47,564 Good champagne. 639 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:53,404 Here we go. 640 00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:57,271 Yup. We're at the house. 641 00:22:57,273 --> 00:22:59,443 We'll let you know when we have him. 642 00:23:03,914 --> 00:23:05,449 (CLATTERING IN DISTANCE) 643 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,491 (GASPS) Jesus Christ! 644 00:23:17,493 --> 00:23:19,426 What's with that knife? 645 00:23:19,428 --> 00:23:21,229 It's for the cheese. 646 00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,733 Okay, all right. Just, you know, 647 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,167 really aggressive way to carry a knife. 648 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:27,836 Oh no, I've got one. 649 00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:31,506 Never have I ever connected my work computer 650 00:23:31,508 --> 00:23:32,840 to the projector in the conference room 651 00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:35,442 when it was open on a WebMD page 652 00:23:35,444 --> 00:23:36,744 for chlamydia symptoms. 653 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:39,013 - RYAN: That's not cool! - SARAH: Drink! 654 00:23:39,015 --> 00:23:41,115 Just for the record, I did not have chlamydia. 655 00:23:41,117 --> 00:23:42,351 It was pubic dermatitis. 656 00:23:42,353 --> 00:23:44,086 You get it from not washing your crotch. 657 00:23:44,088 --> 00:23:45,421 - Okay. - MAX: Good for you. 658 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,789 I... I like her. 659 00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:50,092 Listen, you're not supposed to single people out in this game. 660 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,294 It's supposed to be generic things, like, 661 00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:54,162 "Never have I ever slept with a celebrity." 662 00:23:54,164 --> 00:23:56,263 Oh, I didn't know. Okay. 663 00:23:56,265 --> 00:23:57,432 BROOKS: Whoops. 664 00:23:57,434 --> 00:23:58,733 - SARAH: Mmm? - Ooh. 665 00:23:58,735 --> 00:23:59,770 (KEVIN CHUCKLES) 666 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:02,637 What? 667 00:24:02,639 --> 00:24:04,605 You slept with a celebrity? 668 00:24:04,607 --> 00:24:06,874 No, I was taking a drink separate from the game. 669 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:08,644 - That was bad timing. - MAX: Mmm. 670 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:10,278 MICHELLE: I see how you would think, but it's not. 671 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,579 Well, then why are you breathing 672 00:24:11,581 --> 00:24:13,413 like you just got off the elliptical? 673 00:24:13,415 --> 00:24:15,284 I'm not. I'm... 674 00:24:15,286 --> 00:24:17,619 (SCOFFS) Come on, babe. Whose turn is it? 675 00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:20,454 Uh, it's Max. Max, it's your turn. Huh? 676 00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,324 I'm not playing a drinking game. Who was it? 677 00:24:22,326 --> 00:24:23,892 What's the deal with that? 678 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:25,493 (WHISPERS) They've been together since middle school. 679 00:24:25,495 --> 00:24:26,327 MICHELLE: Uh, it's somebody else's turn. 680 00:24:26,329 --> 00:24:27,796 - Oh. Oh! - Yeah! 681 00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:29,265 How could you possibly have had sex with a celebrity 682 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,932 when we've only had sex with each other? 683 00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:33,268 Please, can you not make this one of your things right now? 684 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,903 How is this one of my things? 685 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,173 Yeah, Brooks, this is why we don't play drinking games. 686 00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:39,443 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 687 00:24:40,944 --> 00:24:43,010 It looks like the game is afoot. 688 00:24:43,012 --> 00:24:44,246 Oh! 689 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:45,780 - Thank you, God! - (SCOFFS) 690 00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:47,952 MAX: Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh? 691 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:53,188 - Brooks Davis? - Yes. 692 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:54,923 - Oh, shit. - ALL: Ooh! 693 00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:56,460 This is good. 694 00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:58,963 Agent Henderson. 695 00:24:59,796 --> 00:25:00,796 FBI. 696 00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,865 Sunglasses at night. It's legit. 697 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:04,868 Sit down, please. 698 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:07,603 I'll get right to the point. 699 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:10,704 The Bureau has been tracking 700 00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:12,539 a ring of violent kidnappers 701 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:15,477 in this very neighborhood. 702 00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:18,949 And we have reason to believe that one of you 703 00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:21,516 may be their next victim. 704 00:25:21,518 --> 00:25:23,519 (RYAN LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 705 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,653 - (CHUCKLES) - MAX: That's terrible news. 706 00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:27,955 Contained within these dossiers 707 00:25:27,957 --> 00:25:31,826 are the clues you will require to find the kidnappers. 708 00:25:31,828 --> 00:25:34,162 You'd like for us to do that, yeah? 709 00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:36,531 The Bureau's... What's the Bureau's role in this? 710 00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:38,499 Maybe you guys could take my wife in for questioning 711 00:25:38,501 --> 00:25:39,933 because, apparently, she got a secret life 712 00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:41,269 - I don't know nothing about. - Baby, this is... 713 00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:42,606 Shut up, all of you! 714 00:25:43,339 --> 00:25:44,574 Wow. 715 00:25:45,408 --> 00:25:47,308 It's not a joke. 716 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,609 You people are in real danger, 717 00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:50,044 and you're running out of time. 718 00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:53,949 And I, Agent Henderson, will not stand idly by 719 00:25:53,951 --> 00:25:58,118 while innocent civilians are slaughtered on my watch. 720 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,453 (LAUGHING) I told you this is gonna be great. 721 00:25:59,455 --> 00:26:01,155 - It's so good! - So good. 722 00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:02,790 But before we get started, 723 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:04,994 I'm required to ask if any of you have any food allergies. 724 00:26:05,729 --> 00:26:06,764 Peanuts? 725 00:26:07,496 --> 00:26:08,696 Who the hell are you? 726 00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:10,164 - (GROANS) - Oh! 727 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,999 Now, wait a second. I know you're method and all, 728 00:26:12,001 --> 00:26:13,836 but you can't just come in here and break the door. (GROANS) 729 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:16,337 - (GUESTS EXCLAIM) - I do not mind this game. 730 00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:18,007 - Are you crazy? - (GRUNTS) 731 00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:20,444 (BOTH GRUNTING) 732 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:34,825 It's very well done. 733 00:26:36,026 --> 00:26:37,692 No! 734 00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:40,528 That is a strong table. 735 00:26:40,530 --> 00:26:42,196 Oh, watch out! He's packing heat! 736 00:26:42,198 --> 00:26:43,298 Hell no! 737 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,136 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 738 00:26:47,370 --> 00:26:48,635 (KIDNAPPER YELLING) 739 00:26:48,637 --> 00:26:50,840 GUESTS: Oh! Oh! 740 00:26:57,313 --> 00:26:59,182 (BOTH GRUNTING) 741 00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:04,053 (GROANS) 742 00:27:06,456 --> 00:27:07,992 - (GRUNTS) - (GLASS SHATTERING) 743 00:27:14,297 --> 00:27:15,533 Come on! 744 00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:21,872 (KIDNAPPER GROANS) 745 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:25,576 (BOTH GRUNTING) 746 00:27:28,278 --> 00:27:31,179 KIDNAPPER: You're just making this harder on yourself! 747 00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,017 (ALL GRUNTING) 748 00:27:34,184 --> 00:27:35,983 KIDNAPPER: Oh, shit! 749 00:27:35,985 --> 00:27:38,586 Guys, make sure you get a piece of this cheese. It's just... 750 00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:39,721 Cut me one. 751 00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,122 Try it with the quince. 752 00:27:41,124 --> 00:27:42,992 (ALL GRUNTING) 753 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,597 - SARAH: Oh, my God! - (GROANS) 754 00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:51,833 Now he's back. 755 00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,134 KIDNAPPER: Stop fighting, asshole! 756 00:27:53,136 --> 00:27:54,236 Help me! This isn't... 757 00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:56,837 The Independent Spirit Award goes to... 758 00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:59,007 - KIDNAPPER: Let's go! - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) 759 00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:00,008 Bye-bye! 760 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:01,742 First one that follows us gets shot! 761 00:28:01,744 --> 00:28:03,545 Okay, roger that. You drive safe. 762 00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:05,613 KIDNAPPER: Come on, motherfucker! 763 00:28:05,615 --> 00:28:06,949 - Bye. - That was amazing. 764 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:07,882 Really good. 765 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,218 - That was really good. - Wow. 766 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,385 Mmm. No, there's something about this 767 00:28:11,387 --> 00:28:13,989 that just doesn't feel right. 768 00:28:13,991 --> 00:28:16,324 How could you cheat on me with a celebrity? 769 00:28:16,326 --> 00:28:17,792 I didn't cheat on you. 770 00:28:17,794 --> 00:28:20,428 It was before we got married when we took that break. 771 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,698 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 772 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,132 I've been living in the matrix. 773 00:28:24,134 --> 00:28:27,236 Agent Henderson, you just gonna keep lying there? 774 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:28,368 KEVIN: Is any of this real? 775 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,137 Well, don't kick him! 776 00:28:30,139 --> 00:28:31,071 MICHELLE: Stop. 777 00:28:31,073 --> 00:28:32,673 He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis. 778 00:28:32,675 --> 00:28:34,575 KEVIN: I thought we both agreed 779 00:28:34,577 --> 00:28:36,576 that we wouldn't hook up with anybody else during that break. 780 00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:39,212 Yeah, but then you went and got a hand job from Karen Waller. 781 00:28:39,214 --> 00:28:41,016 - KEVIN: No, don't do that. - RYAN: Boop! Boop! Boop! 782 00:28:41,018 --> 00:28:43,183 Because it was over the pants, all right? 783 00:28:43,185 --> 00:28:44,618 It was, and it hurt. 784 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,387 It was very dry, and I didn't climax. 785 00:28:46,389 --> 00:28:48,288 Just admit it, you guys did more than that. 786 00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:50,491 Don't turn this around on me. Do not do that. 787 00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:52,026 Don't you Johnnie Cochran me! 788 00:28:52,028 --> 00:28:53,260 Damn it, they got the jump on us. 789 00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:55,096 - Come on. Come on now! - Shit, Kev! 790 00:28:55,098 --> 00:28:57,198 All right. Here's the first clue. Looks like a riddle. 791 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,633 "With shiny fangs..." 792 00:28:58,635 --> 00:29:00,201 "...my bloodless bite..." 793 00:29:00,203 --> 00:29:03,438 "...will bring together what's mostly white." 794 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,140 Donald Trump. 795 00:29:05,142 --> 00:29:09,477 "Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire. Um... 796 00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:10,878 I'll just google it. 797 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,313 It's so inconsistent, isn't it? 798 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:14,016 I mean, they stage this super realistic fight. 799 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,951 They give us an FBI dossier but with riddles. 800 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:18,853 It's like, let's pick a tone. Let's stick with it. 801 00:29:18,855 --> 00:29:20,821 But that's the game. You wanna win this car or not? 802 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:22,256 Yeah, yeah. More than anything, 803 00:29:22,258 --> 00:29:23,924 but I feel like Brooks is setting me up. 804 00:29:23,926 --> 00:29:25,593 Do you get that feeling, you know? 805 00:29:25,595 --> 00:29:27,528 That this is some game 806 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,198 where somehow he's gonna humiliate me? 807 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:33,166 Mmm-hmm. 808 00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:36,104 Well, let's not play by his rules. 809 00:29:36,106 --> 00:29:38,173 "My bloodless bite, my bloodless, bloodless bite. 810 00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:40,342 "Bloodless bite, bloodless bite, bloodless bite." 811 00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:43,444 Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"? 812 00:29:43,446 --> 00:29:45,480 - Trying to think. - Yeah. 813 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:48,249 - (CAR ENGINE STARTS) - Oh, shit! 814 00:29:48,251 --> 00:29:51,118 Max and Annie must have figured it out. 815 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,788 Right. We need to find an advantage. 816 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:57,124 Advantage, advantage, advantage... 817 00:29:57,126 --> 00:29:58,426 Brooks' wallet? 818 00:29:58,428 --> 00:30:00,930 Oh, you think we should steal all of his shit! 819 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,430 No. 820 00:30:02,432 --> 00:30:03,901 (DIALING CELL PHONE) 821 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:06,968 Wait. 822 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,935 Hi, yeah. I lost my credit card. 823 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,971 I was wondering if you could tell me what the last few charges I made were. 824 00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:12,807 What are you doing? 825 00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:14,875 If we can find out the name of the murder mystery place he used, 826 00:30:14,877 --> 00:30:16,344 we can go to their office and pay them off to give us the final clue. 827 00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:17,980 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 828 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:22,051 You're, like, a double threat. Brains, and you're British. 829 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:24,085 Thanks. 830 00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:26,855 Okay. What has shiny fangs 831 00:30:26,857 --> 00:30:29,824 that bites white things together? 832 00:30:29,826 --> 00:30:30,991 A stapler! 833 00:30:30,993 --> 00:30:33,127 And the white things are paper. 834 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:36,664 Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful! 835 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,002 - Oh, there it is. - Yes! 836 00:30:39,869 --> 00:30:41,702 Look at that. 837 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,741 - Flash drive. - Put it in the desktop. 838 00:30:46,076 --> 00:30:47,708 Okay. 839 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:49,176 KEVIN: Another riddle. 840 00:30:49,178 --> 00:30:52,279 "I'm brown and old by day, white and young by night. 841 00:30:52,281 --> 00:30:53,247 "My eyes are glass. 842 00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:55,249 "I have nine faces but no head. 843 00:30:55,251 --> 00:30:57,085 "I sing to the sky but have no voice. 844 00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:59,956 "I'm everywhere and nowhere." 845 00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,458 What the fuck is that? 846 00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:04,859 (MAX LAUGHS) 847 00:31:04,861 --> 00:31:06,192 I mean, how cool are we? Right? 848 00:31:06,194 --> 00:31:07,729 Very, very cool. We are very cool. 849 00:31:07,731 --> 00:31:09,230 You're the cool one. 850 00:31:09,232 --> 00:31:11,566 You know, tracking the phone is just a great idea. 851 00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:13,233 Still on Route 18, huh? 852 00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:15,002 MAX: We're catching up to him. Here we come, Brooksie. 853 00:31:15,004 --> 00:31:16,703 Can you imagine the look on his face 854 00:31:16,705 --> 00:31:17,972 when we find him so fast? 855 00:31:17,974 --> 00:31:20,040 You know, baby, I can feel my sperm 856 00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:21,609 already coming back to life. 857 00:31:21,611 --> 00:31:22,810 - Perfect. - Yeah. 858 00:31:22,812 --> 00:31:24,378 So we'll win your brother's car, 859 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,980 and then we'll go make a baby in it. 860 00:31:25,982 --> 00:31:27,382 Yeah! We'll make him watch us. 861 00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:29,017 - Yeah. - Huh? 862 00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,851 - I don't wanna do that. - No, me neither. 863 00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:32,086 Sorry, don't know why I said that. 864 00:31:32,088 --> 00:31:33,255 - I'm not into that. - Not a great idea. 865 00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:34,488 Okay. 866 00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:36,024 Okay, great. Thank you. All right, I got the name 867 00:31:36,026 --> 00:31:37,124 and the address of the games company. 868 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,392 - Let's go. - Yes! 869 00:31:38,394 --> 00:31:39,527 All we have to do now, 870 00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:41,762 figure out what "bloodless bite" means. 871 00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:44,265 No, we don't. That's why... 872 00:31:44,267 --> 00:31:46,901 - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no. - Doesn't matter. Let's go. 873 00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:48,402 How you gonna be old and young? 874 00:31:48,404 --> 00:31:50,837 - That doesn't make sense. - MICHELLE: I know. 875 00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:53,307 Guys, hey, how's it goin'? 876 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:56,611 I just wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight. Bye. 877 00:31:56,613 --> 00:31:57,815 (DOOR SLAMS CLOSED) 878 00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:00,882 - BOTH: No. - KEVIN: Mmm-mmm. 879 00:32:00,884 --> 00:32:02,416 What are... What are you doing? 880 00:32:02,418 --> 00:32:04,018 Just being a dick. 881 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,220 - (BANGING ON DOOR) - KEVIN: Oh, come on. 882 00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:08,522 - SARAH: Don't kick him, Ryan! - He's such a good actor! 883 00:32:08,524 --> 00:32:09,759 KEVIN: Ryan! 884 00:32:10,694 --> 00:32:12,961 God damn it! 885 00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:14,127 Baby, hand me those matches. 886 00:32:14,129 --> 00:32:15,563 I'm about to burn this door down. 887 00:32:15,565 --> 00:32:16,932 You're gonna light a fire 888 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,200 in a windowless room that we're trapped in? 889 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:19,733 You slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy. 890 00:32:19,735 --> 00:32:20,801 He talked to you about flames? 891 00:32:20,803 --> 00:32:22,071 What about that? 892 00:32:36,552 --> 00:32:38,719 Where could he be? 893 00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:40,755 His phone stopped right here, huh? 894 00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:42,826 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 895 00:32:43,592 --> 00:32:44,994 - Hear that? - Yeah. 896 00:32:45,529 --> 00:32:46,626 (GASPS) 897 00:32:46,628 --> 00:32:47,828 Ugh. 898 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,163 Found it! 899 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:50,698 He must have known we were tracking him. 900 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,336 Well, they outsmarted us. 901 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,270 Hang on. 902 00:32:56,272 --> 00:32:57,271 (ANNIE GASPS) 903 00:32:57,273 --> 00:32:59,140 Isn't that one of the actors? 904 00:32:59,142 --> 00:33:01,709 MAX: Guess they're not so smart after all, huh? 905 00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:05,480 Guess not. We are nailing this! 906 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:07,080 MAX: (WHISPERS) Why are we crouching? 907 00:33:07,082 --> 00:33:09,152 ANNIE: (WHISPERS) I don't know. It feels right. 908 00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:12,787 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 909 00:33:12,789 --> 00:33:14,387 Oh, it's horrible in here. 910 00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:17,558 Yeah, it's sticky. Shoes are shot. 911 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,893 Ooh. There he is, there he is. 912 00:33:18,895 --> 00:33:19,961 Don't let him see you. Come on. 913 00:33:19,963 --> 00:33:21,261 Sit down right here. 914 00:33:21,263 --> 00:33:23,632 Bartender, sir, can I ask you a question? 915 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:24,965 Um... 916 00:33:24,967 --> 00:33:26,400 You, um... 917 00:33:26,402 --> 00:33:28,737 You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, 918 00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:30,005 looks a little bit like me, 919 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,440 but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin 920 00:33:32,442 --> 00:33:33,973 and higher cheekbones? 921 00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:35,910 So, a better-looking guy? 922 00:33:35,912 --> 00:33:37,978 No, well, I wouldn't call it that. 923 00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,583 I didn't see nothing. 924 00:33:40,983 --> 00:33:42,616 - Oh, boy. You hear that? - Huh. Yeah. 925 00:33:42,618 --> 00:33:44,484 That double negative? "Didn't see nothing"? 926 00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:45,886 - It's a little forced, right? - Yeah, I think he's in on it. 927 00:33:45,888 --> 00:33:47,154 - 'Course he is. - Look at those tats. 928 00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,624 So fresh, probably fake. 929 00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:51,992 Tell you what. Let's give him a test, okay? 930 00:33:51,994 --> 00:33:53,426 Let's order a couple of drinks 931 00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:54,929 that only a real bartender would know how to make. 932 00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:56,130 - Right? - Oh! Smart! Yes. 933 00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:57,464 - Sir! Excuse me. Hi. - Barkeep. 934 00:33:57,466 --> 00:33:59,032 MAX: Totally forgot to order drinks. 935 00:33:59,034 --> 00:34:01,035 Yes, uh... 936 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:04,074 Could I please have a vodka tonic? 937 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:06,840 Well done, honey. 938 00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:09,142 I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger. 939 00:34:09,144 --> 00:34:11,879 Okay? Appreciate it. 940 00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:13,381 Jesus! Did you see that look? 941 00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:14,682 Guy doesn't know what's going on. 942 00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:15,850 Think you stumped him. 943 00:34:15,852 --> 00:34:17,584 Some regional theater hack. 944 00:34:17,586 --> 00:34:19,486 - (LAUGHS) - Huh? 945 00:34:19,488 --> 00:34:22,288 - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it? - Yeah. 946 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,292 It's nice to get out of the house. 947 00:34:24,294 --> 00:34:26,560 You know, we're not gonna be able to do stuff like this if we have kids. 948 00:34:26,562 --> 00:34:27,528 - What? - Yeah. 949 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:29,129 - Why not? - Well, I don't know. 950 00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:30,631 I was thinking about it. Remember Dan and Linda? 951 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,433 Remember how much time we used to spend with them? 952 00:34:32,435 --> 00:34:35,336 Just tons of fun, and then they had those twins. 953 00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:37,104 Boom! Off the grid, right? 954 00:34:37,106 --> 00:34:38,538 Last time we saw them 955 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,375 was their Christmas card with the wonky kids on it. 956 00:34:40,377 --> 00:34:43,711 Yeah, I love those Christmas cards. They look so happy. 957 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,013 But you know what I mean. 958 00:34:45,015 --> 00:34:46,650 - We don't see 'em. - BARTENDER: Vodka tonic. 959 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:49,283 Harvey Wallbanger. 960 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,651 - Appreciate it. - Thank you. 961 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,222 Cheers. 962 00:34:55,057 --> 00:34:56,557 - Did he get it right? - Huh. 963 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:58,493 I do not know. I realized I've never had one of these, 964 00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:01,029 but that is a tasty drink. It's kind of tart. 965 00:35:01,031 --> 00:35:02,830 You wanna try it? Oh! Honey! 966 00:35:02,832 --> 00:35:04,232 Honey! There's Brooks! 967 00:35:04,234 --> 00:35:05,767 Brooks is here. Brooks is here. 968 00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,167 We're about to win this thing! 969 00:35:07,169 --> 00:35:09,236 - Yes, yes! - Look who came in here. 970 00:35:09,238 --> 00:35:11,439 Oh! No! I think he made us. 971 00:35:11,441 --> 00:35:13,741 So what? It's over. What, are they gonna try to stop us? 972 00:35:13,743 --> 00:35:15,176 - Let's go. - Yeah, probably. 973 00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:18,011 But that's why I brought this. 974 00:35:18,013 --> 00:35:19,647 Jesus Christ, honey! Where did you get a gun? 975 00:35:19,649 --> 00:35:22,250 No, no, that's the fake gun from Brooks' fight. 976 00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:23,651 Oh, yeah. Boy, that looks real. 977 00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:25,053 - Yeah, well, you know... - Look at that. 978 00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:26,520 Brooks never spares any expense. 979 00:35:26,522 --> 00:35:28,555 - Yeah, that's true. - Okay. Follow my lead, huh? 980 00:35:28,557 --> 00:35:30,323 - Why, what are you doing? - Lead? 981 00:35:30,325 --> 00:35:33,194 Any of you fucking pricks move, 982 00:35:33,196 --> 00:35:37,131 and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you! 983 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,533 Very nice, honey. 984 00:35:38,535 --> 00:35:40,500 Pulp Fiction, anybody? Right? It's a classic. 985 00:35:40,502 --> 00:35:41,535 We love films. 986 00:35:41,537 --> 00:35:43,203 Okay, what the fuck is this shit? 987 00:35:43,205 --> 00:35:44,471 Well, you're gonna hand over the keys 988 00:35:44,473 --> 00:35:46,006 'cause we're gonna take my brother. 989 00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:47,941 - Bullshit. - Oh, you know what's bullshit 990 00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,778 is your bald, ugly face. 991 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:51,111 Uh-uh. No, that's personal. 992 00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:52,846 Come on, honey, let's just keep it fun. 993 00:35:52,848 --> 00:35:54,582 All right, I'm sorry I called you bald, you little bitch! 994 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:56,250 MAX: Well, that's, again, you know... 995 00:35:56,252 --> 00:35:57,519 - Let the gun do the talking. - Okay. 996 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:58,886 - Come on. - Ah! 997 00:35:58,888 --> 00:36:01,154 On your knees. Hands in the air. Heads on the ground. 998 00:36:01,156 --> 00:36:02,357 - Good. Good. Great. - Eyes closed. 999 00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:03,658 That's it. Get 'em up, reach for it. 1000 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,359 - Hands up! That's right. - MAX: There we go. 1001 00:36:05,361 --> 00:36:07,361 - All right, hands in the air! - Get 'em up! 1002 00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:09,029 - Yep. - Yo, where's my head go? 1003 00:36:09,031 --> 00:36:10,497 - Down. - On the floor. 1004 00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:11,698 Just rest it. 1005 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,334 How am I supposed to put my hands in the air 1006 00:36:13,336 --> 00:36:14,368 - with my head on the ground? - Fucking exactly. 1007 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,069 I did have the same question. 1008 00:36:16,071 --> 00:36:17,471 (SIGHS) 1009 00:36:17,473 --> 00:36:20,040 Child's pose? Do you guys know child's pose? 1010 00:36:20,042 --> 00:36:21,174 Fuck is a child's pose, man? 1011 00:36:21,176 --> 00:36:22,308 ANNIE: You've never done yoga? 1012 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,812 - Okay, wow. (SCOFFS) - No? 1013 00:36:24,814 --> 00:36:26,147 - Cover me. - Show 'em, baby. 1014 00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:27,647 - All right. Arms out. - Here she comes. 1015 00:36:27,649 --> 00:36:29,616 Knees apart if you have back problems. 1016 00:36:29,618 --> 00:36:31,486 And if you're doing it right, 1017 00:36:31,488 --> 00:36:33,787 you're really gonna feel that lumbar opening up back there. 1018 00:36:33,789 --> 00:36:35,423 MAX: Let's put your head down. 1019 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:38,125 Come on. I don't wanna have to use this. Okay? (CHUCKLES) 1020 00:36:38,127 --> 00:36:40,227 - (GRUNTS) - Okay. 1021 00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:41,495 Can't you just tell me who it was? 1022 00:36:41,497 --> 00:36:43,229 I know you, Kev. If I tell you, 1023 00:36:43,231 --> 00:36:44,933 you'll just obsess about it even more. 1024 00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:46,401 Okay, fine. How about this? 1025 00:36:46,403 --> 00:36:48,602 If I guess it right, you tell me. 1026 00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:49,671 Fine. 1027 00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:50,738 Was it an actor? 1028 00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:52,105 Yes. That tower is unstable. 1029 00:36:52,107 --> 00:36:54,475 I'm not stable! Was he over 40? 1030 00:36:54,477 --> 00:36:55,743 Yes. Be careful. 1031 00:36:55,745 --> 00:36:57,845 Okay. American? 1032 00:36:57,847 --> 00:36:59,115 Yes. 1033 00:37:01,017 --> 00:37:03,149 It's Tommy Lee Jones. 1034 00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:04,687 What? Ew. No. 1035 00:37:06,254 --> 00:37:09,055 Denzel? Was it Denzel? Denzel Washington? 1036 00:37:09,057 --> 00:37:11,158 It wasn't, unfortunately. 1037 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,060 (SIGHS) Thank God. 1038 00:37:13,062 --> 00:37:14,895 Um... Be careful. 1039 00:37:14,897 --> 00:37:17,298 Oh! Sweet freedom. 1040 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:18,966 - Oh, my... - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1041 00:37:18,968 --> 00:37:21,201 You see, this dumbass thought he can keep us locked in here. 1042 00:37:21,203 --> 00:37:24,238 But guess what? You can't lock us in here! 1043 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,540 You see, hate put us in here! 1044 00:37:26,542 --> 00:37:27,408 Okay, baby. 1045 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:28,942 But love is gonna bust us out! 1046 00:37:28,944 --> 00:37:30,479 - (SCREAMS) - Oh, my God! 1047 00:37:31,046 --> 00:37:32,714 (GROANING) 1048 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:33,881 Oh, my God! 1049 00:37:33,883 --> 00:37:35,350 Kev... Kev, are you okay? 1050 00:37:35,352 --> 00:37:37,220 Baby, I fell down. 1051 00:37:45,562 --> 00:37:47,395 There it is. 1052 00:37:47,397 --> 00:37:51,131 Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight! 1053 00:37:51,133 --> 00:37:52,600 Yeah, me too. 1054 00:37:52,602 --> 00:37:54,267 I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, 1055 00:37:54,269 --> 00:37:55,636 and they just suck! 1056 00:37:55,638 --> 00:37:58,272 You're like a breath of fresh air. 1057 00:37:58,274 --> 00:38:00,006 Aw, thanks. 1058 00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:01,174 I usually go out with men 1059 00:38:01,176 --> 00:38:02,377 I find interesting and non-stupid, 1060 00:38:02,379 --> 00:38:03,877 so this is a bit new for me, too. 1061 00:38:03,879 --> 00:38:05,082 Whoa! 1062 00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:06,546 Are we cool? 1063 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,482 Did I say something wrong? 1064 00:38:08,484 --> 00:38:09,917 No. 1065 00:38:09,919 --> 00:38:12,319 No, I mean I was wondering why you asked me along tonight, 1066 00:38:12,321 --> 00:38:14,689 and now I know you just needed a ringer, so... 1067 00:38:14,691 --> 00:38:15,823 Oh, did you... 1068 00:38:15,825 --> 00:38:17,558 You thought this was a date? I didn't... 1069 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,462 (LAUGHS) No, actually. Well, I was hoping it wasn't. 1070 00:38:21,464 --> 00:38:23,230 Then why are you wearing lipstick? 1071 00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:24,732 - I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 1072 00:38:24,734 --> 00:38:26,066 What are you... 1073 00:38:26,068 --> 00:38:27,600 You can't touch a girl's mouth. 1074 00:38:27,602 --> 00:38:29,270 Why? Are you scared I'm gonna smear your lipstick... 1075 00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:31,138 Oh, my God! You bit me! 1076 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,238 Yeah, and I'll bite you again. 1077 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,341 There's lipstick on here. 1078 00:38:33,343 --> 00:38:34,941 Oh, shut up! 1079 00:38:34,943 --> 00:38:37,078 I see you wiping off that date lipstick! 1080 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,348 (SARAH SIGHS) 1081 00:38:39,149 --> 00:38:40,214 RYAN: Ow! 1082 00:38:40,216 --> 00:38:42,452 That really hurt a little bit. 1083 00:38:43,653 --> 00:38:45,118 Hello? 1084 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,187 Hello? 1085 00:38:47,189 --> 00:38:48,390 (KNOCKS ON COUNTER) 1086 00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,432 Um, excuse me? 1087 00:39:00,368 --> 00:39:02,171 (WHISPERS) Yeah, okay. 1088 00:39:02,738 --> 00:39:03,805 Um... 1089 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:04,808 Hello? 1090 00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:10,746 (GASPS) Oh, oh! Oh, shit! 1091 00:39:12,115 --> 00:39:13,379 (SCREAMS) 1092 00:39:13,381 --> 00:39:14,650 - Holy shit! - (SCREAMS) 1093 00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:16,817 RYAN: My God! 1094 00:39:16,819 --> 00:39:18,551 - (RYAN SHOUTS) - Come on! Bloody hell! 1095 00:39:18,553 --> 00:39:20,087 - RYAN: What? - Phew! 1096 00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:23,390 You guys scared me so bad. What are you doing? 1097 00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:24,959 What the fuck is that? 1098 00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:28,062 Oh. Well, I just came from a six-hour murder mystery 1099 00:39:28,064 --> 00:39:29,662 where I played the corpse. 1100 00:39:29,664 --> 00:39:31,665 I must have dozed off before I had a chance to clean up. 1101 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,134 Well, you scared the shit out of us. 1102 00:39:34,136 --> 00:39:35,602 Really? Thank you. 1103 00:39:35,604 --> 00:39:37,337 Actually that means a lot 'cause I do my own makeup. 1104 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:39,774 What kind of party has a pregnant corpse? 1105 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:42,042 No, I'm actually pregnant, this isn't part of it. 1106 00:39:42,044 --> 00:39:43,111 This is just... 1107 00:39:43,113 --> 00:39:44,278 BOTH: Oh! 1108 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,312 - Congrats. - WOMAN: Thank you! 1109 00:39:45,314 --> 00:39:46,714 (CHUCKLES) 1110 00:39:46,716 --> 00:39:48,982 RYAN: Um, we want you to give us the final clue 1111 00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:52,419 to the murder mystery Brooks Davis ordered. 1112 00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,488 Oh, my gosh. But that would ruin the fun. 1113 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:57,524 We don't want the fun. We just wanna win. 1114 00:39:57,526 --> 00:39:59,660 Yeah, I can't do that. 1115 00:39:59,662 --> 00:40:00,664 (SIGHS) 1116 00:40:10,439 --> 00:40:12,676 This change your mind? 1117 00:40:17,647 --> 00:40:18,782 No. 1118 00:40:20,115 --> 00:40:21,816 Don't... 1119 00:40:21,818 --> 00:40:23,953 What about this? 1120 00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:27,857 (SIGHS) 1121 00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:33,330 Mmm. 1122 00:40:34,464 --> 00:40:35,995 You drive a hard bargain. Okay. 1123 00:40:35,997 --> 00:40:38,467 Let's take it up a notch. 1124 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,442 (RYAN GRUNTS) 1125 00:40:51,481 --> 00:40:53,881 I was hoping I wasn't gonna have to dig this deep, 1126 00:40:53,883 --> 00:40:55,716 but okay. 1127 00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:57,787 Final offer. 1128 00:41:04,227 --> 00:41:05,658 You know what? It doesn't matter 1129 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,962 how slowly you slide it over! 1130 00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:10,564 Okay? It's $17! How much do you want? 1131 00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:12,366 Um, I don't know. Probably 100. 1132 00:41:12,368 --> 00:41:13,500 Give her 100. 1133 00:41:13,502 --> 00:41:15,305 (SOFTLY) I don't have 100. 1134 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,308 How much have you got? 1135 00:41:18,975 --> 00:41:22,575 - $17. - $17? 1136 00:41:22,577 --> 00:41:24,546 You brought $17 out? 1137 00:41:27,082 --> 00:41:29,116 - (SARAH SIGHS) - Nice! 1138 00:41:29,118 --> 00:41:30,417 - Thank you! - Cool. 1139 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:32,953 Oh! So you're just gonna keep it. I gotcha. 1140 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:34,955 (GROANS) Stay back! 1141 00:41:34,957 --> 00:41:36,323 Hey, buddy, can you just give us 1142 00:41:36,325 --> 00:41:37,424 the answer to the second riddle 1143 00:41:37,426 --> 00:41:38,526 'cause we're way behind. 1144 00:41:38,528 --> 00:41:39,794 Don't you get it? 1145 00:41:39,796 --> 00:41:41,462 That was not supposed to happen. 1146 00:41:41,464 --> 00:41:43,229 (LOUD BANG) 1147 00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,933 Oh, what now? You guys already did the breaking-in thing. 1148 00:41:45,935 --> 00:41:48,435 Shut up! And get on the floor, all of you! 1149 00:41:48,437 --> 00:41:51,939 Whoa! Ron, you okay? 1150 00:41:51,941 --> 00:41:53,906 No, Nathan, I'm not okay. 1151 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:56,544 Two guys came in here and attacked me. 1152 00:41:56,546 --> 00:41:58,379 - Oh, my God. - I know! 1153 00:41:58,381 --> 00:42:01,082 And I quit Disney Cruises for this bullshit. 1154 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,250 RYAN: "Look in your jacket pocket." 1155 00:42:03,252 --> 00:42:05,252 We can check, but that doesn't make any sense. 1156 00:42:05,254 --> 00:42:06,553 I'm not wearing a jacket. 1157 00:42:06,555 --> 00:42:09,223 Maybe it means a, like a book jacket. 1158 00:42:09,225 --> 00:42:11,591 Why would a book have a jacket? 1159 00:42:11,593 --> 00:42:12,928 (PHONE RINGING) 1160 00:42:13,796 --> 00:42:14,928 Murder We Wrote. 1161 00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,729 Glenda, something terrible has happened. 1162 00:42:16,731 --> 00:42:18,564 - What? - Nathan and I showed up for the take away, 1163 00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:20,468 and Ron had been attacked. 1164 00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:23,069 - Where? At the Brooks Davis house? - Yes. 1165 00:42:23,071 --> 00:42:24,340 - Huh? - What? 1166 00:42:25,207 --> 00:42:26,741 Is everyone okay? 1167 00:42:26,743 --> 00:42:28,642 RON: No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda! 1168 00:42:28,644 --> 00:42:32,245 I have a throbbing headache, and they took the host! 1169 00:42:32,247 --> 00:42:33,913 - Who took him? - Kidnappers! 1170 00:42:33,915 --> 00:42:36,819 Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals! 1171 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,123 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (ANNIE SINGING ALONG) 1172 00:42:47,196 --> 00:42:48,629 ♪ I'm packed and I'm holding 1173 00:42:48,631 --> 00:42:50,263 ♪ I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden 1174 00:42:50,265 --> 00:42:51,497 ♪ She lives for me 1175 00:42:51,499 --> 00:42:53,000 - Sing it to the mic. - Jesus! 1176 00:42:53,002 --> 00:42:54,100 No. 1177 00:42:54,102 --> 00:42:55,470 ♪ Her own motivation 1178 00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:57,904 ♪ She goes round, and she goes down on me 1179 00:42:57,906 --> 00:42:58,872 And you, Tats? 1180 00:42:58,874 --> 00:43:02,008 You got something to say? No? Boop. 1181 00:43:02,010 --> 00:43:03,176 ♪ Coming over you 1182 00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:04,877 ♪ Keep on smiling, what we go through 1183 00:43:04,879 --> 00:43:07,180 ♪ One stop to the rhythm that divides you ♪ 1184 00:43:07,182 --> 00:43:10,517 I see you eyeing that, Ponytail. Not on my watch! 1185 00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:12,586 Bingo! Bingo! I got 'em, baby. Let's do this. 1186 00:43:12,588 --> 00:43:15,057 Yes! Okay. 1187 00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:17,959 Hey, hey, Brooks! 1188 00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:20,394 - Guess who it is! - ANNIE: Oh! 1189 00:43:20,396 --> 00:43:23,397 - Ready? Hello! - (MUFFLED SPEECH) 1190 00:43:23,399 --> 00:43:25,232 - Look at that face! - Oh, shit. 1191 00:43:25,234 --> 00:43:27,533 - You did not expect us this early, did ya? - That is priceless! 1192 00:43:27,535 --> 00:43:28,736 I've gotta capture this moment. 1193 00:43:28,738 --> 00:43:30,004 Honey, get in there. 1194 00:43:30,006 --> 00:43:31,872 We'll take a quick little selfie here 1195 00:43:31,874 --> 00:43:34,841 and send it off to the losers. One, two, three. 1196 00:43:34,843 --> 00:43:35,910 Cheese! 1197 00:43:35,912 --> 00:43:37,044 - Ha! - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1198 00:43:37,046 --> 00:43:38,712 Perfect. Oh, speak of the devil. 1199 00:43:38,714 --> 00:43:40,480 There's Ryan now, probably calling begging for help. 1200 00:43:40,482 --> 00:43:41,647 - ANNIE: Ugh! - Ignore. 1201 00:43:41,649 --> 00:43:43,750 This is not a game, Max! 1202 00:43:43,752 --> 00:43:47,020 Jesus! Guys, it's a wrap in here, okay? 1203 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,321 Show's over! 1204 00:43:48,323 --> 00:43:50,189 Listen, I'm not a venture capitalist. I'm a smuggler! 1205 00:43:50,191 --> 00:43:51,459 BOTH: A smuggler? 1206 00:43:51,461 --> 00:43:52,892 BROOKS: Yeah, I made a mistake. 1207 00:43:52,894 --> 00:43:54,495 I sold The Bulgarian's egg to a different guy. 1208 00:43:54,497 --> 00:43:56,196 And I have to get it back to him, or he's gonna kill me! 1209 00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:57,598 "The Bulgarian's egg"? 1210 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,098 Wasn't that the third Harry Potter book? 1211 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,267 Wait, I'm confused. 1212 00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:01,567 So this isn't the end of this whole thing? 1213 00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:02,970 No, it is the end, okay? 1214 00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:04,770 You said, whoever catches you gets the car. 1215 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:07,040 We found you, we get the car. Game over. 1216 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,276 No! I'm telling you! This is all real! 1217 00:44:09,278 --> 00:44:10,977 MAX: The shitty actors are real? Come on. 1218 00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:13,279 How about that ridiculous fight? Was that real? 1219 00:44:13,281 --> 00:44:14,580 Is this gun real? 1220 00:44:14,582 --> 00:44:15,716 Oh, no, Annie! 1221 00:44:15,718 --> 00:44:18,151 Oh, no. Oh, no. Bang, bang. 1222 00:44:18,153 --> 00:44:19,488 (ANNIE SCREAMS) 1223 00:44:20,122 --> 00:44:21,124 Ow! 1224 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:23,357 (GASPS) 1225 00:44:23,359 --> 00:44:24,561 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1226 00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:30,763 Blood! 1227 00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:33,566 Oh, my God! I shot you! 1228 00:44:33,568 --> 00:44:35,002 You fucking shot me! 1229 00:44:35,004 --> 00:44:37,104 Cut me loose before we all get shot! 1230 00:44:37,106 --> 00:44:38,037 Come on, untie me! 1231 00:44:38,039 --> 00:44:39,372 - Get me out of here! - Oh, God! 1232 00:44:39,374 --> 00:44:41,107 (ALL YELLING) 1233 00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:42,475 Help me. Help! 1234 00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:43,743 Oh, my God! 1235 00:44:43,745 --> 00:44:44,877 BROOKS: Go out! Go, go, go! 1236 00:44:44,879 --> 00:44:46,312 What the fuck did you do to me? 1237 00:44:46,314 --> 00:44:48,415 - Come on, come on, come on. - MAX: God damn it! 1238 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,750 - Hey! - Where are the guns? 1239 00:44:49,752 --> 00:44:51,087 - Here, here! - Go! 1240 00:44:52,455 --> 00:44:53,587 You shot me. 1241 00:44:53,589 --> 00:44:55,154 I know, I feel terrible. 1242 00:44:55,156 --> 00:44:56,589 - KIDNAPPER: Come on, man! - Go! Go, go! 1243 00:44:56,591 --> 00:44:57,658 - (HORN BLARING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1244 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,091 KIDNAPPER: Come on, bitch! 1245 00:44:59,093 --> 00:45:00,660 - ANNIE: Oh, my God! - KIDNAPPER 2: Move your ass! 1246 00:45:00,662 --> 00:45:02,328 - ANNIE: Honey, get in! - KIDNAPPER 2: Go, go! 1247 00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,732 BROOKS: Go, go, go! 1248 00:45:04,732 --> 00:45:06,568 MAX: Holy shit! 1249 00:45:07,569 --> 00:45:10,872 Hold up! Hold up, motherfucker! 1250 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:11,805 (SCREAMS) 1251 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:14,042 - God damn it! - Man, come on! 1252 00:45:15,611 --> 00:45:18,044 Brooks, what the fuck is going on with you? Start talking! 1253 00:45:18,046 --> 00:45:20,546 I've lied to you and the family about what I do. 1254 00:45:20,548 --> 00:45:22,582 I buy and I sell illegal shit 1255 00:45:22,584 --> 00:45:23,750 for people on the black market. 1256 00:45:23,752 --> 00:45:24,984 Really? So you're a criminal? 1257 00:45:24,986 --> 00:45:26,222 Oh, my God! They're following us! 1258 00:45:27,856 --> 00:45:29,490 But I made a mistake because there's this guy, 1259 00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:31,091 they call him The Bulgarian. 1260 00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:32,926 He's got his fingers in all these pies around the world. 1261 00:45:32,928 --> 00:45:34,928 - What kind of pies? - Illegal pies, Max. 1262 00:45:34,930 --> 00:45:36,662 You know, the kind of pies that have heroin in 'em 1263 00:45:36,664 --> 00:45:37,830 and guns and sex slaves. 1264 00:45:37,832 --> 00:45:39,433 You know, all that kind of stuff. 1265 00:45:39,435 --> 00:45:41,734 But he just wanted me to help him find this Faberge egg. 1266 00:45:41,736 --> 00:45:44,104 Fuck that! Faberge egg? 1267 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:45,805 - Are you kidding me? - No, I'm serious. 1268 00:45:45,807 --> 00:45:47,441 And I found it! 1269 00:45:47,443 --> 00:45:49,442 But then there was this other guy, this Marlon Freeman. 1270 00:45:49,444 --> 00:45:51,444 He's willing to pay twice as much for the same egg. 1271 00:45:51,446 --> 00:45:53,214 So what? So you screwed over the Bulgarian guy, 1272 00:45:53,216 --> 00:45:55,015 and those fellows behind us work for him, 1273 00:45:55,017 --> 00:45:56,383 and they just happen to crash your murder mystery party? 1274 00:45:56,385 --> 00:46:00,187 I know, right? What are the odds of that? 1275 00:46:00,189 --> 00:46:01,857 - Oh, too close, too close! - Careful, careful! 1276 00:46:03,792 --> 00:46:05,225 Watch out! Watch out! 1277 00:46:05,227 --> 00:46:06,229 Oh, oh! 1278 00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:10,096 - Shit! - Sorry! You okay? 1279 00:46:10,098 --> 00:46:11,397 - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay. 1280 00:46:11,399 --> 00:46:12,633 We need to go to the cops now! 1281 00:46:12,635 --> 00:46:13,868 - Yeah, right now! Let's go! - No! 1282 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,136 - We can't go to the cops! - MAX: Why? 1283 00:46:15,138 --> 00:46:16,636 The Bulgarian's got a ton of moles. 1284 00:46:16,638 --> 00:46:17,906 On his face? 1285 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,042 No, in the police department. 1286 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:22,312 Look out! 1287 00:46:23,611 --> 00:46:25,113 - Careful! - (HORNS BLARING) 1288 00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:31,119 Oh, my God! This is insane! 1289 00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,567 If you call the cops, I'll be dead before I get to jail. 1290 00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:49,502 Why don't we just get a hold of this Marlon Freeman guy 1291 00:46:49,504 --> 00:46:51,270 and buy the egg back from him? 1292 00:46:51,272 --> 00:46:52,908 I couldn't find him if I wanted to. That name's an alias. 1293 00:46:56,711 --> 00:46:58,013 - Gun, gun, gun! Duck! - Oh, oh... 1294 00:47:08,256 --> 00:47:10,424 Okay, these guys are not stopping. What do we do? 1295 00:47:10,426 --> 00:47:13,826 They're not gonna stop until they get me. 1296 00:47:13,828 --> 00:47:16,662 I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this. 1297 00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:19,034 I'm sorry for a lot of things. 1298 00:47:21,269 --> 00:47:23,105 - Hey! What are you doing? - What is he doing? 1299 00:47:24,372 --> 00:47:26,740 - I love you, Max! - Brooks, don't be an idiot! 1300 00:47:26,742 --> 00:47:27,944 (GRUNTING) 1301 00:47:29,010 --> 00:47:30,213 MAX: Stop the car! 1302 00:47:36,718 --> 00:47:38,819 (BROOKS GROANING) 1303 00:47:38,821 --> 00:47:41,391 - Shit! Go, go, go! - Okay, okay, okay! 1304 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,959 Fuck! What are we gonna do? They're gonna kill my brother. 1305 00:47:46,961 --> 00:47:48,828 Oh, Annie, I feel faint. I'm gonna pass out. 1306 00:47:48,830 --> 00:47:50,796 Oh, honey, we'll get you to a hospital, okay? 1307 00:47:50,798 --> 00:47:52,165 No, no, no! No hospitals. 1308 00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:53,633 This is a gunshot wound, they'll call the cops. 1309 00:47:53,635 --> 00:47:54,801 Shit, shit! Okay. 1310 00:47:54,803 --> 00:47:58,171 So, we go to a mob doctor, right? 1311 00:47:58,173 --> 00:47:59,772 Do you know one of those, sweetheart? 1312 00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,274 - No. - No. 1313 00:48:01,276 --> 00:48:03,877 What about a veterinarian that works for the mob? 1314 00:48:03,879 --> 00:48:05,578 - You know one of those? - No. 1315 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,214 Come on. Why are you pitching all the mob stuff? 1316 00:48:07,216 --> 00:48:08,549 Because I'm losing my shit here! 1317 00:48:08,551 --> 00:48:09,649 I get it. 1318 00:48:09,651 --> 00:48:10,783 You're gonna have to do it. 1319 00:48:10,785 --> 00:48:12,086 - What? - Yup. 1320 00:48:12,088 --> 00:48:13,319 You're gonna have to take the bullet out. 1321 00:48:13,321 --> 00:48:14,520 I don't wanna do it. 1322 00:48:14,522 --> 00:48:15,855 You think I want you to take the bullet out? 1323 00:48:15,857 --> 00:48:16,890 I've seen you try to cut a chicken. 1324 00:48:16,892 --> 00:48:18,225 We have no other option. 1325 00:48:18,227 --> 00:48:20,694 (TEARFULLY) Oh, my God! This is so bad! 1326 00:48:20,696 --> 00:48:22,331 I hate game night! 1327 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,836 - Thank you! - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1328 00:48:28,569 --> 00:48:29,970 Hey! 1329 00:48:29,972 --> 00:48:31,470 Oh, thank God. Listen, Annie. It's all real. 1330 00:48:31,472 --> 00:48:32,805 Oh, no, I know. 1331 00:48:32,807 --> 00:48:34,506 Brooks is caught up in something and... 1332 00:48:34,508 --> 00:48:36,008 Okay, where are you guys? 1333 00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:37,410 We're all at Brooks's. We need to talk to the cops. 1334 00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:39,814 No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops! 1335 00:48:39,816 --> 00:48:41,048 What? Why? What's going on? 1336 00:48:41,050 --> 00:48:42,482 - Are you guys okay? - Yeah, yeah. 1337 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:44,819 We're fine, we're fine. I shot Max, but he's fine. 1338 00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:46,153 What? 1339 00:48:46,155 --> 00:48:47,520 Look. We will meet you back at our house. 1340 00:48:47,522 --> 00:48:49,189 Whatever you do, do not tell the cops anything. 1341 00:48:49,191 --> 00:48:51,493 Brooks's life depends on it. 1342 00:48:56,365 --> 00:48:57,832 - Hey. - MAX: Hi. 1343 00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,066 Okay. 1344 00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:00,433 I got a bunch of stuff. 1345 00:49:00,435 --> 00:49:02,002 Yeah. 1346 00:49:02,004 --> 00:49:04,037 Pocket knife. Tweezers. 1347 00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:05,406 Sewing kit. Gauze. 1348 00:49:05,408 --> 00:49:07,174 Good, good. All right. Wow, you did great! 1349 00:49:07,176 --> 00:49:09,776 Yeah. And they didn't have rubbing alcohol. 1350 00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:11,176 And they don't sell hard liquor, 1351 00:49:11,178 --> 00:49:12,812 so I got you this lovely Chard. 1352 00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:15,048 Good idea. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl. 1353 00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:17,383 What else did you get? More good stuff? 1354 00:49:17,385 --> 00:49:19,852 What is helpful in Country Living? 1355 00:49:19,854 --> 00:49:21,421 Oh, that's for later. 1356 00:49:21,423 --> 00:49:23,656 There's a corn chowder recipe that looks really good. 1357 00:49:23,658 --> 00:49:25,926 - You love corn chowder, huh? - Sweet. I do, yeah. 1358 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:26,993 - That'll cheer you up. - Thank you. 1359 00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:28,462 Okay. And then, a squeaky toy. 1360 00:49:28,464 --> 00:49:30,062 - Huh. - For your mouth. 1361 00:49:30,064 --> 00:49:31,397 - For the pain. - Mmm-hmm. 1362 00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:33,000 Okay. Well, hopefully I won't need this. 1363 00:49:33,002 --> 00:49:35,002 - Okay, let's see this bad boy. - All right. 1364 00:49:35,004 --> 00:49:36,203 Yeah, careful. 1365 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:37,904 - Okay. - All right. 1366 00:49:37,906 --> 00:49:39,004 - (ANNIE INHALES SHARPLY) - (MAX GROANS) 1367 00:49:39,006 --> 00:49:40,439 - Okay. - Okay. 1368 00:49:40,441 --> 00:49:42,075 - We're gonna push past it. - No problem. No problem. 1369 00:49:42,077 --> 00:49:43,377 - We'll get the bullet out. - Let's just google. 1370 00:49:43,379 --> 00:49:45,011 Honey, can you return the text later? 1371 00:49:45,013 --> 00:49:45,879 This is instructions on how to remove a bullet. 1372 00:49:45,881 --> 00:49:47,046 Oh, sorry. 1373 00:49:47,048 --> 00:49:48,381 It's an alt-right militia website, 1374 00:49:48,383 --> 00:49:50,283 so I'm just gonna ignore the racist stuff. 1375 00:49:50,285 --> 00:49:51,618 - Good. Good, good. - Yeah? 1376 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:53,520 Okay. "Step one, sterile gloves." 1377 00:49:53,522 --> 00:49:54,788 Check! 1378 00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:56,089 We're doing the best we can, right? 1379 00:49:56,091 --> 00:49:57,857 Okay. Yeah. We're getting by. 1380 00:49:57,859 --> 00:49:59,225 "Step two." 1381 00:49:59,227 --> 00:50:02,263 Um... Okay. "Disinfect wound." 1382 00:50:02,265 --> 00:50:04,564 Right, yeah. That's gonna sting, isn't it? 1383 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,765 Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. 1384 00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:07,332 - Let's do it. - Okay? 1385 00:50:07,334 --> 00:50:09,069 - (MUFFLED GROANS) - (TOY SQUEAKING) 1386 00:50:09,071 --> 00:50:11,571 That smarts, huh? 1387 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:13,173 - Yeah. - (WHIMPERS) 1388 00:50:13,175 --> 00:50:15,508 Gonna administer anesthetic. 1389 00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:16,442 We don't have that. 1390 00:50:16,444 --> 00:50:18,044 Just gonna skip that one. Okay. 1391 00:50:18,046 --> 00:50:19,345 "Step four, apply pressure above the wound." 1392 00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,381 Here, you squeeze that there. 1393 00:50:21,383 --> 00:50:22,982 - I got it. - Great. Thank you. 1394 00:50:22,984 --> 00:50:25,285 We're just gonna make two tiny incisions... 1395 00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:26,218 Oh, my God. 1396 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,421 On either side of the wound. 1397 00:50:27,423 --> 00:50:29,423 Easy-peasy. 1398 00:50:29,425 --> 00:50:30,656 This is fun, huh? 1399 00:50:30,658 --> 00:50:32,424 - Are you having fun? - No. 1400 00:50:32,426 --> 00:50:33,926 - Let's get the bullet. - Okay. Here we go. 1401 00:50:33,928 --> 00:50:35,229 Let's get in there and get it. 1402 00:50:35,231 --> 00:50:36,863 Nice and small, nice and small, baby. 1403 00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:38,564 Okay. Yeah, yeah. Tiny, teeny. 1404 00:50:38,566 --> 00:50:39,568 (TOY SQUEAKING) 1405 00:50:42,171 --> 00:50:44,738 That's not small. That's really big! 1406 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,272 So big? 1407 00:50:46,274 --> 00:50:47,941 Way too big, baby. It's a bullet, not a grapefruit. 1408 00:50:47,943 --> 00:50:50,176 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This is my first time. I don't know... 1409 00:50:50,178 --> 00:50:51,879 Oh, there's so much blood. 1410 00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:53,147 (GAGGING) 1411 00:50:53,149 --> 00:50:54,814 No, no. Don't you start doing that. 1412 00:50:54,816 --> 00:50:56,450 No, you're gonna make... (GAGS) 1413 00:50:56,452 --> 00:50:58,453 (BOTH GAGGING) 1414 00:50:59,321 --> 00:51:00,687 - I'm sorry. - Stop it. 1415 00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:02,288 I'm looking at you and you're making me... 1416 00:51:02,290 --> 00:51:03,689 Well, don't look at me. I won't look at it. 1417 00:51:03,691 --> 00:51:05,691 - Push through. Let's go. - Okay. All right, okay. 1418 00:51:05,693 --> 00:51:07,227 - No more cutting. - Oh, shit. 1419 00:51:07,229 --> 00:51:08,160 Just get the tweezers and get the bullet out, baby. 1420 00:51:08,162 --> 00:51:09,162 Shit, shit, shit. Um... 1421 00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:10,229 What? What happened? 1422 00:51:10,231 --> 00:51:11,497 Phone went to sleep. 1423 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:13,100 You gotta set it so that thing stays on. 1424 00:51:13,102 --> 00:51:14,368 - No. My phone doesn't do that. - Sure it does. 1425 00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:16,169 Same phone as mine. Just change it. 1426 00:51:16,171 --> 00:51:17,638 Just gonna touch it with my nose every 30 seconds. It's fine. 1427 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,872 Don't be afraid of your phone. 1428 00:51:18,874 --> 00:51:20,140 Get in there, go to the settings, 1429 00:51:20,142 --> 00:51:21,408 go to display and change the timing 1430 00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:22,442 so that it doesn't revert to sleep mode. 1431 00:51:22,444 --> 00:51:23,743 - Revert? - Yeah. 1432 00:51:23,745 --> 00:51:25,278 What are you, Steve Jobs? I'm not reverting anything. 1433 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,212 I'm just not afraid of my phone, honey. 1434 00:51:26,214 --> 00:51:27,546 It's so fucking simple. 1435 00:51:27,548 --> 00:51:29,415 Shh! Quiet. I know what I'm doing, okay? 1436 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:30,649 Do you? 1437 00:51:30,651 --> 00:51:31,817 Yes. 1438 00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:33,819 - Here she goes. - Here we go. 1439 00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:35,120 You're like a dolphin. 1440 00:51:35,122 --> 00:51:37,156 All right. This part's gonna hurt. 1441 00:51:37,158 --> 00:51:38,625 I don't... I don't doubt it. 1442 00:51:38,627 --> 00:51:39,825 Okay, let's do this. 1443 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:41,294 - (EXHALES) - Okay. 1444 00:51:41,296 --> 00:51:42,363 (GASPS) 1445 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:43,863 Ooh... Oh, wait. 1446 00:51:43,865 --> 00:51:45,732 - (CLICKING SOUND) - What is that? 1447 00:51:45,734 --> 00:51:47,000 You hear that? 1448 00:51:47,002 --> 00:51:48,502 What's that sound? What's that sound? 1449 00:51:48,504 --> 00:51:49,535 Is that the bullet? 1450 00:51:49,537 --> 00:51:52,171 - (GASPS) That's bone! - What? 1451 00:51:52,173 --> 00:51:53,906 That's not right. 1452 00:51:53,908 --> 00:51:57,877 Okay. What do the racists say if you can't find the bullet? 1453 00:51:57,879 --> 00:51:59,379 Yeah, that's bone. You got the bone. 1454 00:51:59,381 --> 00:52:01,515 I'm looking at my bone. Look right here. 1455 00:52:01,517 --> 00:52:04,986 (GASPS) Max, did you get shot twice? 1456 00:52:06,354 --> 00:52:07,953 (SIGHS) 1457 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:09,522 That's the exit wound. 1458 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:11,091 Oh, it came out! 1459 00:52:11,093 --> 00:52:12,892 Yup. Nothing to remove. 1460 00:52:12,894 --> 00:52:14,227 The bullet has exited the arm. 1461 00:52:14,229 --> 00:52:16,029 Well, let's just sew that sucker up, huh? 1462 00:52:16,031 --> 00:52:17,332 Yeah. 1463 00:52:18,499 --> 00:52:21,301 No, no. Honey, don't, don't look at... 1464 00:52:21,303 --> 00:52:22,636 - (GAGS) - Stop it. 1465 00:52:22,638 --> 00:52:23,639 (BOTH GAGGING) 1466 00:52:24,972 --> 00:52:26,205 ANNIE: I'm sorry. 1467 00:52:26,207 --> 00:52:27,807 Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks, 1468 00:52:27,809 --> 00:52:29,276 and the only way to save him 1469 00:52:29,278 --> 00:52:30,977 is to get that egg from this Marlon Freeman guy. 1470 00:52:30,979 --> 00:52:33,747 I can't believe your brother's been lying to us this whole time. 1471 00:52:33,749 --> 00:52:35,381 He's even cooler than we thought. 1472 00:52:35,383 --> 00:52:37,785 Honey, I think you sewed my arm to my sleeve. 1473 00:52:37,787 --> 00:52:40,187 I didn't even know Morgan Freeman collected Faberge eggs. 1474 00:52:40,189 --> 00:52:42,089 Aren't those worth millions of dollars? 1475 00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:43,924 It's Marlon Freeman, but that's just an alias. 1476 00:52:43,926 --> 00:52:46,258 Somehow, we gotta find out his real name, find out his address. 1477 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,394 - Police computer. - MAX: What do you mean? 1478 00:52:48,396 --> 00:52:50,662 I once dated this girl whose father was a cop. 1479 00:52:50,664 --> 00:52:52,566 She showed me her dad's police computer. 1480 00:52:52,568 --> 00:52:55,468 It has a database with every known alias on it. 1481 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:58,171 I bet we could find Marlon Wayans' real name on it. 1482 00:52:58,173 --> 00:52:59,540 So, if we called her up, 1483 00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,006 would she let you go on her dad's computer? 1484 00:53:01,008 --> 00:53:03,542 No. No way! That ended badly. 1485 00:53:03,544 --> 00:53:05,345 So, how are we gonna get into a police computer 1486 00:53:05,347 --> 00:53:06,546 without the cops knowing? 1487 00:53:06,548 --> 00:53:07,781 - Billy Bob Thornton! - MICHELLE: What? 1488 00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:09,149 - What? - You slept with 1489 00:53:09,151 --> 00:53:11,384 - Billy Bob, didn't you? - Hang on, hang on! 1490 00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:13,722 I know where we can get on a police computer. 1491 00:53:15,356 --> 00:53:18,091 - Hey! - Gary! 1492 00:53:18,093 --> 00:53:20,026 Goodness. 1493 00:53:20,028 --> 00:53:22,194 To what do Bastian and I owe the pleasure? 1494 00:53:22,196 --> 00:53:23,729 Well, we were all just talking, 1495 00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:26,566 and we realized we haven't had a game night in ages. 1496 00:53:26,568 --> 00:53:29,269 - Just the seven of us. - So... 1497 00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:31,238 I thought you were going to your brother's house. 1498 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,705 I never said that. 1499 00:53:32,707 --> 00:53:34,674 Come on, Gare Bear. Live a little! It's the weekend! 1500 00:53:34,676 --> 00:53:36,743 We were just saying how you were always better at games 1501 00:53:36,745 --> 00:53:38,111 than Debbie was. 1502 00:53:38,113 --> 00:53:40,747 I'll thank you not to besmirch my ex-wife. 1503 00:53:40,749 --> 00:53:42,216 That woman is an angel. 1504 00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:46,754 Oh. Yeah, she was much better at games than you. 1505 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:53,162 I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this. 1506 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,933 Where'd he go? 1507 00:54:00,935 --> 00:54:02,701 Do we follow him? 1508 00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:03,736 MAX: It seems like it. 1509 00:54:03,738 --> 00:54:05,640 - Ryan, you go first. - I'm scared. 1510 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:14,948 Help yourself to popped corn with sea salt. 1511 00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:17,383 Oh! Oh! 1512 00:54:17,385 --> 00:54:19,551 (GROANS) Yummy, yummy. 1513 00:54:19,553 --> 00:54:21,220 I can't believe that you read my mind. 1514 00:54:21,222 --> 00:54:22,522 I was craving popcorn. 1515 00:54:22,524 --> 00:54:24,957 You have a framed photo of game night? 1516 00:54:24,959 --> 00:54:26,325 Doesn't everyone have photographs 1517 00:54:26,327 --> 00:54:28,563 of their best friends in their homes? 1518 00:54:30,131 --> 00:54:33,133 ANNIE: Of course. We do. 1519 00:54:33,135 --> 00:54:35,000 Max, you wanna go first? 1520 00:54:35,002 --> 00:54:37,069 Okay, I'll start. I'll do it. 1521 00:54:37,071 --> 00:54:38,537 Oh. There's a loose one. 1522 00:54:38,539 --> 00:54:41,207 Always in the middle. That's where you wanna go. 1523 00:54:41,209 --> 00:54:42,741 Can I use your john real quick? 1524 00:54:42,743 --> 00:54:45,213 Of course. It's the end of the hall, next to our... 1525 00:54:46,615 --> 00:54:48,649 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1526 00:54:48,651 --> 00:54:50,419 My bedroom. 1527 00:54:51,854 --> 00:54:52,855 Okay. 1528 00:55:15,109 --> 00:55:16,845 Oh, no, Gary. 1529 00:55:44,606 --> 00:55:48,875 So, Sarah, how long have you two been a couple? 1530 00:55:48,877 --> 00:55:51,544 Oh, no! No, we're not. We just... 1531 00:55:51,546 --> 00:55:53,513 We work together. I wouldn't, um... 1532 00:55:53,515 --> 00:55:54,580 I wouldn't do that thing. 1533 00:55:54,582 --> 00:55:57,383 I see. I thought I detected 1534 00:55:57,385 --> 00:56:00,386 a certain chemistry between the two of you. 1535 00:56:00,388 --> 00:56:03,423 - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - No. No way. 1536 00:56:03,425 --> 00:56:06,158 - No, that's not... - Mmm. Mmm. 1537 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,426 Then again, I'm not the best judge 1538 00:56:07,428 --> 00:56:09,930 of chemistry in the world. (CHUCKLES) 1539 00:56:09,932 --> 00:56:11,667 (ALL CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY) 1540 00:56:17,772 --> 00:56:19,372 Hmm. 1541 00:56:19,374 --> 00:56:21,310 Oh, because your wife left you. 1542 00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:22,944 KEVIN: Oh, shit. 1543 00:56:32,521 --> 00:56:34,856 Hello, Donald Anderton. 1544 00:56:36,357 --> 00:56:37,560 (PEN CLICKS) 1545 00:56:43,798 --> 00:56:45,501 - Oh! (GROANS) - (ANNIE SIGHS) 1546 00:56:46,401 --> 00:56:48,767 ANNIE: So many possible moves. 1547 00:56:48,769 --> 00:56:51,239 I just don't know where to begin. 1548 00:56:53,073 --> 00:56:55,741 Um, maybe... Ooh... 1549 00:56:55,743 --> 00:56:57,144 - Decision-making. - Come on, Annie. 1550 00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:58,076 Just make up your mind. Please. 1551 00:56:58,078 --> 00:56:59,281 - No! - No? 1552 00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:04,520 Yup, take your time. 1553 00:57:13,227 --> 00:57:15,296 (SNIFFING) 1554 00:57:36,084 --> 00:57:39,622 Oh, Brooks. What have you gotten yourself into? 1555 00:57:56,703 --> 00:58:01,707 Oh, shit. Where did you come from, little guy? 1556 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:06,011 Son of a bitch. Hey! What are you, a vampire? 1557 00:58:06,013 --> 00:58:08,716 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1558 00:58:11,419 --> 00:58:14,854 Oh, my God. Has that got it? 1559 00:58:14,856 --> 00:58:19,394 No, that doesn't got it. God damn it. Come on! 1560 00:58:23,263 --> 00:58:24,466 No! 1561 00:58:26,267 --> 00:58:27,500 I should go check on him. 1562 00:58:27,502 --> 00:58:28,901 - (ALL EXCLAIM) - I think he's fine. 1563 00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:32,040 - He cried out. - SARAH: Tell me about Debbie. 1564 00:58:35,010 --> 00:58:36,875 I beg your pardon. 1565 00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:38,076 Oh, just, I... 1566 00:58:38,078 --> 00:58:41,482 I never met her. I'd love to hear all about her. 1567 00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:53,727 Where do I begin? 1568 00:58:53,729 --> 00:58:55,194 All right, you wanna take a bath? 1569 00:58:55,196 --> 00:58:56,529 We'll take a little bath. 1570 00:58:56,531 --> 00:59:01,570 There we go. Okay. All right. Here we go. 1571 00:59:03,571 --> 00:59:06,742 There we go, huh? Huh? 1572 00:59:08,010 --> 00:59:09,709 Oh, it's so much worse. 1573 00:59:09,711 --> 00:59:11,778 Oh, God. And what did I do to this? 1574 00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:13,482 What the fuck is this thing? 1575 00:59:14,883 --> 00:59:16,049 Oh, Debbie. 1576 00:59:16,051 --> 00:59:17,553 Oh! 1577 00:59:24,892 --> 00:59:27,694 Okay. Fuck this. 1578 00:59:27,696 --> 00:59:29,629 Hey, guys, Gary was right. It's awful late. 1579 00:59:29,631 --> 00:59:31,029 Let's get home, get to bed, huh? 1580 00:59:31,031 --> 00:59:32,332 Get out of his hair. 1581 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,366 We haven't finished the game. It's your turn, Max. 1582 00:59:34,368 --> 00:59:35,769 Oh, my turn, huh? 1583 00:59:35,771 --> 00:59:38,404 Okay, be careful now, Max. Oh! (GROANS) 1584 00:59:38,406 --> 00:59:40,339 Well, game over. I went in a little hot. 1585 00:59:40,341 --> 00:59:41,441 GARY: Why did you... 1586 00:59:41,443 --> 00:59:43,408 Thanks. Good to see you, Gary. 1587 00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:45,745 When shall we play next? 1588 00:59:45,747 --> 00:59:48,684 ANNIE: (STAMMERS) Soon. We'll call you. 1589 00:59:49,885 --> 00:59:50,886 (DOOR CLOSES) 1590 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:56,589 Bastian. Baby! 1591 00:59:56,591 --> 00:59:58,024 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - (KEVIN SIGHS) 1592 00:59:58,026 --> 01:00:00,392 So, how are we supposed to get this egg 1593 01:00:00,394 --> 01:00:02,127 out of Donald Anderton's house? 1594 01:00:02,129 --> 01:00:04,830 I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out. 1595 01:00:04,832 --> 01:00:07,801 "Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary. 1596 01:00:07,803 --> 01:00:08,935 Hello? 1597 01:00:08,937 --> 01:00:10,806 MAN: (DISTORTED) We have your brother. 1598 01:00:11,339 --> 01:00:12,471 Um... 1599 01:00:12,473 --> 01:00:13,906 Okay. We know where the egg is, 1600 01:00:13,908 --> 01:00:15,341 and we're actually on our way there right now. 1601 01:00:15,343 --> 01:00:16,942 We can do a swap, okay? Please don't hurt Brooks. 1602 01:00:16,944 --> 01:00:18,845 Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge 1603 01:00:18,847 --> 01:00:20,879 at midnight. If you're late, he dies. 1604 01:00:20,881 --> 01:00:22,883 - Oh, my God. - Um... 1605 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:25,988 Boy, that's less than an hour from now. 1606 01:00:27,055 --> 01:00:28,053 Hello? 1607 01:00:28,055 --> 01:00:29,754 What's up with this guy's voice? 1608 01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,558 He sounds like a monster. 1609 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,225 He's using a voice changer, Ryan. 1610 01:00:33,227 --> 01:00:35,897 (SOFTLY) He still sounds like a scary monster. 1611 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:43,435 KEVIN: And we are here. 1612 01:00:43,437 --> 01:00:44,904 All right, you guys head home, 1613 01:00:44,906 --> 01:00:46,339 and I will call as soon as I get the egg, all right? 1614 01:00:46,341 --> 01:00:48,040 What? Wait a second, wait. I'm going with you. 1615 01:00:48,042 --> 01:00:50,142 No, Annie. It could be very dangerous in there, okay? 1616 01:00:50,144 --> 01:00:51,778 Listen, you know, Brooks shouldn't have dragged 1617 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,412 any of us into this, but he is my brother. 1618 01:00:53,414 --> 01:00:54,781 And it's up to me to fix it. 1619 01:00:54,783 --> 01:00:56,082 No, bullshit! We're all in this together! 1620 01:00:56,084 --> 01:00:57,783 - Ryan! - No, no. No. Max is right. 1621 01:00:57,785 --> 01:01:00,986 You guys should go home, but you and I are doing this. 1622 01:01:00,988 --> 01:01:03,223 Okay, what happens if you guys don't make it out? 1623 01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:04,857 MICHELLE: We don't come to game night 1624 01:01:04,859 --> 01:01:06,024 because we're dying to play Charades and shit. 1625 01:01:06,026 --> 01:01:07,627 We come because we love you guys. 1626 01:01:07,629 --> 01:01:09,261 Honestly, this is the best part of our week. 1627 01:01:09,263 --> 01:01:12,099 Mine, too. And I have a lot of options on the weekend. 1628 01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:14,801 Wow. You guys... 1629 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:17,136 Thank you. That's very nice. 1630 01:01:17,138 --> 01:01:19,973 Aw, good friends. 1631 01:01:19,975 --> 01:01:21,741 You should probably go, though, right? 1632 01:01:21,743 --> 01:01:23,676 I mean, you don't even know us. 1633 01:01:23,678 --> 01:01:25,278 Yeah, why are you still here? 1634 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,549 Oh. I don't know. I just got caught up in it. 1635 01:01:29,551 --> 01:01:31,183 Also, if I go home now, and then I read 1636 01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:32,884 in the newspaper tomorrow that you all died, 1637 01:01:32,886 --> 01:01:36,492 I'll feel shit that I left, so I'm gonna stick around. 1638 01:01:37,492 --> 01:01:39,691 You still read the newspaper? 1639 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:41,593 That's what you got from that? 1640 01:01:41,595 --> 01:01:43,164 How are we gonna get into this place? 1641 01:01:45,432 --> 01:01:47,668 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1642 01:01:54,276 --> 01:01:56,810 Okay. (SHUSHING) 1643 01:01:56,812 --> 01:01:58,676 MAX: Looks like they got a party going on. 1644 01:01:58,678 --> 01:01:59,947 This could be good. 1645 01:02:10,158 --> 01:02:11,159 (DOOR SHUTS) 1646 01:02:11,959 --> 01:02:14,729 KEVIN: Where is everybody? 1647 01:02:21,368 --> 01:02:23,238 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 1648 01:02:30,245 --> 01:02:31,647 No way! 1649 01:02:39,854 --> 01:02:42,287 It's some kind of rich guy's fight club. 1650 01:02:42,289 --> 01:02:45,159 I knew it. They are real. 1651 01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:50,131 Come on! 1652 01:03:01,443 --> 01:03:05,477 That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer! 1653 01:03:05,479 --> 01:03:08,214 Man, this is some Django Unchained bullshit. 1654 01:03:08,216 --> 01:03:09,881 Water! 1655 01:03:09,883 --> 01:03:12,984 That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy! 1656 01:03:12,986 --> 01:03:15,453 Rich people are fucked up! 1657 01:03:15,455 --> 01:03:17,723 Kramer, get Logan ready! 1658 01:03:17,725 --> 01:03:20,725 Okay, minimum buy-in is now 10 grand. 1659 01:03:20,727 --> 01:03:22,160 Okay, I think we should split up. 1660 01:03:22,162 --> 01:03:23,863 Yeah. And let's start upstairs. 1661 01:03:23,865 --> 01:03:25,397 Anybody finds the egg, just text the others, okay? 1662 01:03:25,399 --> 01:03:27,566 And for God's sake, be careful with it. All right? 1663 01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:29,870 - Gotcha. I got it. - ANNIE: Be safe. 1664 01:03:31,305 --> 01:03:33,173 What are you... What are you doing? 1665 01:03:33,175 --> 01:03:35,374 Who says the egg isn't in here? 1666 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:38,343 Also, I have a really good feeling about Logan. 1667 01:03:38,345 --> 01:03:41,881 Egg, egg, egg. Wow! This is some bedroom. 1668 01:03:41,883 --> 01:03:43,616 Does it remind you of your celebrity boyfriend's? 1669 01:03:43,618 --> 01:03:44,850 Are you still on this? 1670 01:03:44,852 --> 01:03:46,486 Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle. 1671 01:03:46,488 --> 01:03:47,787 That's all I can think about. 1672 01:03:47,789 --> 01:03:49,421 And that's saying a lot, considering we got 1673 01:03:49,423 --> 01:03:51,924 Eyes Wide Fight Club going on downstairs. 1674 01:03:51,926 --> 01:03:53,892 Why is this so important to you? 1675 01:03:53,894 --> 01:03:55,560 Because, Michelle, look, 1676 01:03:55,562 --> 01:03:57,696 I am losing my mind here. Okay? 1677 01:03:57,698 --> 01:03:59,064 We were broken up at the time. 1678 01:03:59,066 --> 01:04:00,765 I got a hand job from Karen Waller, 1679 01:04:00,767 --> 01:04:02,868 so you had every right to. 1680 01:04:02,870 --> 01:04:04,306 So, why not just tell me? 1681 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,275 Okay, fine. 1682 01:04:09,943 --> 01:04:11,609 It was 10 years ago. 1683 01:04:11,611 --> 01:04:13,011 I was at a gas station, 1684 01:04:13,013 --> 01:04:15,416 and I noticed a guy at the next pump. 1685 01:04:17,084 --> 01:04:21,120 It was Denzel Washington. 1686 01:04:21,122 --> 01:04:22,324 Hold up. 1687 01:04:23,725 --> 01:04:26,191 It actually was Denzel? 1688 01:04:26,193 --> 01:04:27,261 Yeah. 1689 01:04:31,298 --> 01:04:32,964 He was really nice. 1690 01:04:32,966 --> 01:04:35,000 He made some joke about how premium gas 1691 01:04:35,002 --> 01:04:36,836 is probably the same as regular. 1692 01:04:36,838 --> 01:04:38,069 I took a chance, and I asked him 1693 01:04:38,071 --> 01:04:39,571 if he wanted to get drinks. 1694 01:04:39,573 --> 01:04:41,441 He said yes. 1695 01:04:41,443 --> 01:04:42,875 We both got a little tipsy. 1696 01:04:42,877 --> 01:04:44,910 I offered to pay for drinks, and he let me, 1697 01:04:44,912 --> 01:04:47,115 which I thought was pretty cool. 1698 01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:50,317 We danced for hours. 1699 01:04:52,921 --> 01:04:54,752 Eventually, we ended up back at his place, 1700 01:04:54,754 --> 01:04:57,858 and one thing led to another. 1701 01:04:59,294 --> 01:05:02,361 It was just this crazy thing that happened 1702 01:05:02,363 --> 01:05:04,363 and, in a weird way, it made me realize 1703 01:05:04,365 --> 01:05:08,069 the only person I ever wanna be with is you. 1704 01:05:09,669 --> 01:05:11,002 Nah. 1705 01:05:11,004 --> 01:05:12,772 Nah. I don't believe it. 1706 01:05:12,774 --> 01:05:14,307 - Oh, you... - Mmm-mmm. (CHUCKLES) 1707 01:05:14,309 --> 01:05:16,542 Well, I took a picture with him at the club. 1708 01:05:16,544 --> 01:05:18,345 I put it in a hidden folder. 1709 01:05:19,546 --> 01:05:20,848 Denzel and Michelle. 1710 01:05:26,488 --> 01:05:28,187 Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel. 1711 01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:29,055 Yeah, it is. 1712 01:05:29,057 --> 01:05:30,756 Mmm. No, it's not. 1713 01:05:30,758 --> 01:05:33,160 Dude looks a lot like Denzel, 1714 01:05:33,794 --> 01:05:35,261 but it's not him. 1715 01:05:35,263 --> 01:05:37,296 You're crazy. That's... Look at that, that's Denzel. 1716 01:05:37,298 --> 01:05:39,799 Okay, let me ask you this. Did he say he was Denzel? 1717 01:05:39,801 --> 01:05:41,700 Well, no... 1718 01:05:41,702 --> 01:05:44,470 He tried to introduce himself, and I cut him off 1719 01:05:44,472 --> 01:05:47,141 because I told him I knew who he was. 1720 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:51,644 - What kind of car did he drive? - A BMW. 1721 01:05:51,646 --> 01:05:53,513 - Hmm. - Three series. 1722 01:05:53,515 --> 01:05:56,549 Mmm. What was his place like? 1723 01:05:56,551 --> 01:05:59,054 It was a two-bedroom condo. 1724 01:06:00,588 --> 01:06:05,625 And he used the spare room as an office, so... 1725 01:06:05,627 --> 01:06:07,426 Do you hear what you're saying right now? 1726 01:06:07,428 --> 01:06:10,062 Hold on, let me see. (CLEARS THROAT) 1727 01:06:10,064 --> 01:06:12,434 KEVIN: When you zoom in, the nose gives it away, right? 1728 01:06:13,533 --> 01:06:14,866 - Goddamn! - Mmm-hmm. 1729 01:06:14,868 --> 01:06:16,736 Look, don't beat yourself up about it, okay? 1730 01:06:16,738 --> 01:06:18,370 There is some good news. 1731 01:06:18,372 --> 01:06:20,872 (IMITATES DENZEL WASHINGTON) If you wanna get with Denzel, 1732 01:06:20,874 --> 01:06:23,109 he's standing right here! 1733 01:06:23,111 --> 01:06:28,013 (LAUGHS) Because the real Denzel ain't got shit on me! 1734 01:06:28,015 --> 01:06:30,348 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1735 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:34,419 Honey, how does this monster have five kids? 1736 01:06:34,421 --> 01:06:36,354 We don't get to have one. 1737 01:06:36,356 --> 01:06:38,790 Well, his wife looks like she's about 15. 1738 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:42,060 Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine. 1739 01:06:42,062 --> 01:06:44,296 Right, right. No, I know, honey. We're just gonna... 1740 01:06:44,298 --> 01:06:48,167 We're gonna keep plugging away until something sticks, okay? 1741 01:06:48,169 --> 01:06:51,037 Gee, you really sound like a guy who wants to have a kid. 1742 01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:52,337 Well, you know, I'm just... 1743 01:06:52,339 --> 01:06:54,173 I'm a little distracted right now, honey, 1744 01:06:54,175 --> 01:06:55,674 as you might imagine. 1745 01:06:55,676 --> 01:06:59,745 Look, if you're not into this, you kinda gotta tell me. 1746 01:06:59,747 --> 01:07:01,214 Listen. 1747 01:07:01,216 --> 01:07:05,683 I wanna have a baby, but how do I explain this? Um... 1748 01:07:05,685 --> 01:07:08,654 Do you remember how we used to play Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes 1749 01:07:08,656 --> 01:07:10,522 and we could play all night? 1750 01:07:10,524 --> 01:07:12,390 Do you remember this one time, I made it all the way up to level 86, 1751 01:07:12,392 --> 01:07:14,292 - and you were not too far behind, right? - 85, but... 1752 01:07:14,294 --> 01:07:15,662 And then I kicked your ass at Galaga. 1753 01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:17,595 - So anyway, what is the point? - Mmm... Anyway. 1754 01:07:17,597 --> 01:07:19,799 Do you remember how we stayed alive so long? 1755 01:07:19,801 --> 01:07:21,667 All we did was we ate the pellets. 1756 01:07:21,669 --> 01:07:24,839 We never ate the fruit because the fruit is how they get you. 1757 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,874 Oh, you're doing a metaphor! 1758 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:29,441 Yes, but here's the problem. 1759 01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:32,078 No matter how long you and I stayed alive in the game, 1760 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,149 neither one of us ever made it up to the leader board. 1761 01:07:35,249 --> 01:07:37,183 And you think if we have a baby, 1762 01:07:37,185 --> 01:07:38,683 we'll be officially settling down, 1763 01:07:38,685 --> 01:07:41,220 and you'll never make it onto the leader board of life? 1764 01:07:41,222 --> 01:07:42,888 That's such a good metaphor. 1765 01:07:42,890 --> 01:07:44,055 Yeah, no, it's not. 1766 01:07:44,057 --> 01:07:46,191 - It's kind of bullshit. - Why? 1767 01:07:46,193 --> 01:07:47,894 - What are we, 16 years old? - No. 1768 01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:51,095 - You wanna go backpacking through Europe? Huh? - Uh-uh. 1769 01:07:51,097 --> 01:07:53,098 You wanna, like, have some wine coolers 1770 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:56,368 on a football field with Rebecca De Mornay? 1771 01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:57,602 Not specifically. 1772 01:07:57,604 --> 01:08:00,471 You know who's always gone for the fruit, Max? 1773 01:08:00,473 --> 01:08:02,575 Your criminal brother, and that is why 1774 01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:04,944 the ghosts are about to eat him! 1775 01:08:04,946 --> 01:08:06,578 Look who's embracing the metaphor. 1776 01:08:06,580 --> 01:08:09,415 I was so... Wow. You know what? 1777 01:08:09,417 --> 01:08:11,250 All this time, I've just been thinking 1778 01:08:11,252 --> 01:08:13,185 that if I helped you beat Brooks, 1779 01:08:13,187 --> 01:08:15,053 you would be less stressed. 1780 01:08:15,055 --> 01:08:16,956 But you don't wanna beat Brooks. 1781 01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:19,494 You wanna be Brooks. 1782 01:08:21,095 --> 01:08:23,431 I'm gonna look somewhere else. 1783 01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:26,401 (ALL SHOUTING) 1784 01:08:35,508 --> 01:08:38,344 Come on, Logan! Boomer ain't shit! 1785 01:08:38,346 --> 01:08:39,644 Hey, ADHD! 1786 01:08:39,646 --> 01:08:41,315 We're supposed to be looking for the... 1787 01:08:43,885 --> 01:08:46,588 Holy shit. I'm right again. 1788 01:08:48,623 --> 01:08:50,089 Wait, where are you going? 1789 01:08:50,091 --> 01:08:51,991 Everybody's watching the fight. I'm gonna go grab it. 1790 01:08:51,993 --> 01:08:55,163 - No, don't fucking... - Be cool, be cool. 1791 01:08:57,998 --> 01:08:59,567 (RYAN SHOUTING) 1792 01:09:10,377 --> 01:09:12,580 - RYAN: Oh, shit! - (SHOUTING STOPS) 1793 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:16,718 Who the hell are you? 1794 01:09:17,752 --> 01:09:18,885 Me? 1795 01:09:18,887 --> 01:09:20,986 Yeah. Who are you? 1796 01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:22,721 And what are you doing with my egg? 1797 01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:24,689 Oh. I was just admiring it. 1798 01:09:24,691 --> 01:09:27,193 I got a bunch of these fancy-pants eggs 1799 01:09:27,195 --> 01:09:29,362 back at home. In my mansion. 1800 01:09:29,364 --> 01:09:32,167 - Uh-huh. - This one's ugly. Hmm. 1801 01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:34,633 Does anybody know this guy? 1802 01:09:34,635 --> 01:09:37,268 I certainly hope so. 1803 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:40,505 I'm the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems. 1804 01:09:40,507 --> 01:09:42,773 I should go. 1805 01:09:42,775 --> 01:09:44,009 Boomer, take him down. 1806 01:09:44,011 --> 01:09:46,181 Everyone hold on a goddamn second! 1807 01:09:50,650 --> 01:09:51,849 Boomer! 1808 01:09:51,851 --> 01:09:53,555 (ALL CLAMORING) 1809 01:09:54,922 --> 01:09:56,656 (YELPS) 1810 01:09:56,658 --> 01:09:57,790 Hey, any luck yet? 1811 01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,024 - No. - You? 1812 01:09:59,026 --> 01:10:01,260 Go! Go! Go! I got it! I got it! 1813 01:10:01,262 --> 01:10:03,062 Let's go! Come on! 1814 01:10:03,064 --> 01:10:04,729 (EXCLAIMING) 1815 01:10:04,731 --> 01:10:05,964 (GASPS AND GROANS) 1816 01:10:05,966 --> 01:10:07,334 (COUGHING) 1817 01:10:08,035 --> 01:10:09,835 (BOOMER PANTING) 1818 01:10:09,837 --> 01:10:11,504 (RYAN GROANING) 1819 01:10:11,506 --> 01:10:13,072 - (RYAN EXCLAIMS) - (SCREAMS) 1820 01:10:13,074 --> 01:10:14,474 - (CLATTERING) - RYAN: Sorry. Sorry. 1821 01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:15,643 Hey, Ryan! Ryan! 1822 01:10:16,110 --> 01:10:17,609 Oh, shit. 1823 01:10:17,611 --> 01:10:19,045 Um, uh... 1824 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:20,679 Okay, okay. 1825 01:10:20,681 --> 01:10:22,149 Shit! Okay. 1826 01:10:25,218 --> 01:10:28,756 Michelle, I'm open! Hit me. Baby. 1827 01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:32,858 - Oh-ho-ho! - BODYGUARD: Security! 1828 01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,493 No, you don't. 1829 01:10:34,495 --> 01:10:35,960 Oh, shit! 1830 01:10:35,962 --> 01:10:37,162 Kev, up here! Throw it! 1831 01:10:37,164 --> 01:10:38,430 - I got it! - (GRUNTS) 1832 01:10:38,432 --> 01:10:41,666 Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes! 1833 01:10:41,668 --> 01:10:45,938 Oh, no! No! No! Get away! Get away! 1834 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:48,076 - (SCREAMS) - (BOTH GRUNT) 1835 01:10:49,677 --> 01:10:51,209 Okay. Oh! 1836 01:10:51,211 --> 01:10:52,678 BODYGUARD: Go to the other side! 1837 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,479 Oh, my God! (YELPS) 1838 01:10:54,481 --> 01:10:56,514 MAX: Annie! Annie, where are you? 1839 01:10:56,516 --> 01:10:59,486 - ANNIE: Max! Max! - MAX: Over here! Hey! 1840 01:11:02,056 --> 01:11:04,225 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1841 01:11:06,226 --> 01:11:07,660 MAX: No! No, no. 1842 01:11:07,662 --> 01:11:09,097 (MAX PANTING) 1843 01:11:09,829 --> 01:11:11,231 Get off me! (GRUNTING) 1844 01:11:14,802 --> 01:11:15,867 No! 1845 01:11:15,869 --> 01:11:17,204 Oh! 1846 01:11:18,137 --> 01:11:20,175 (SIGHS) That was easy. 1847 01:11:22,142 --> 01:11:24,076 - (SCREAMING) - (YELLING) 1848 01:11:24,078 --> 01:11:26,080 (BOTH GROAN) 1849 01:11:28,749 --> 01:11:33,184 Man, glass tables are acting weird tonight. 1850 01:11:33,186 --> 01:11:35,720 - MICHELLE: Go, go, go! - (ALL SHOUTING) 1851 01:11:35,722 --> 01:11:37,223 KEVIN: Get in the van! 1852 01:11:37,225 --> 01:11:38,956 ANNIE: Get in, get in, get in! 1853 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,992 - Get 'em! - Get 'em! 1854 01:11:40,994 --> 01:11:42,629 (ALL PANTING) 1855 01:11:55,776 --> 01:11:57,609 So, you don't wanna have a baby, 1856 01:11:57,611 --> 01:11:59,513 so we can do more shit like that? 1857 01:12:00,213 --> 01:12:02,480 No. No. 1858 01:12:02,482 --> 01:12:04,517 Is that the fruit you were thinking about? 1859 01:12:04,519 --> 01:12:07,053 Mmm-mmm. That's not the fruit. No. 1860 01:12:07,055 --> 01:12:08,720 Hey, thanks for the assist. 1861 01:12:08,722 --> 01:12:10,622 Yeah. 1862 01:12:10,624 --> 01:12:13,593 I don't even know why I really did it. (CHUCKLES) 1863 01:12:13,595 --> 01:12:15,126 Do you think it's 'cause you're falling for me? 1864 01:12:15,128 --> 01:12:16,363 (BOTH LAUGH) 1865 01:12:17,864 --> 01:12:18,899 I... 1866 01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:21,767 Not... Not sure. 1867 01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:24,135 Ugh. I was joking. 1868 01:12:24,137 --> 01:12:26,839 Oh. Okay. Yeah. 1869 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:29,207 Aren't you gonna say you were joking, too? 1870 01:12:29,209 --> 01:12:32,077 - Do you want me to? - Oh, my God, 1871 01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:33,679 - Stop it. - Okay, fine. 1872 01:12:33,681 --> 01:12:35,447 It's two minutes to 12:00. Where the hell is this bridge? 1873 01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:36,948 GPS says it's right around here, 1874 01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:38,550 but I don't see it. 1875 01:12:38,552 --> 01:12:40,484 Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street. 1876 01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:43,288 - Oh, shit! - (BRAKES SCREECHING) 1877 01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:45,260 - (MAX GRUNTS) - (ALL GASP) 1878 01:12:47,962 --> 01:12:50,528 - Oh, my. - That's great. 1879 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,833 That's great. Now they're gonna kill my brother. 1880 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:55,837 ANNIE: Oh, God! 1881 01:12:56,669 --> 01:12:58,804 Hold on. 1882 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:01,740 I'm not an expert, but these gems look plastic to me. 1883 01:13:01,742 --> 01:13:04,309 "Made in China." Is this thing not even real? 1884 01:13:04,311 --> 01:13:06,144 Maybe just that sticker was made in China. 1885 01:13:06,146 --> 01:13:07,379 - Let's let them talk. - MAX: Can I see? 1886 01:13:07,381 --> 01:13:08,648 KEVIN: Hey, why would The Bulgarian 1887 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,549 ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg? 1888 01:13:10,551 --> 01:13:13,518 Uh, I don't think he wanted an egg at all. 1889 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,723 I think he wanted what was inside the egg. 1890 01:13:17,525 --> 01:13:19,858 "WITSEC." What is that? 1891 01:13:19,860 --> 01:13:21,093 Um... 1892 01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:23,231 We could ask them? 1893 01:13:39,879 --> 01:13:41,913 KIDNAPPER: You tell anyone we were coming here? 1894 01:13:41,915 --> 01:13:43,415 MAX: No. 1895 01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:44,616 I've got your egg. 1896 01:13:44,618 --> 01:13:47,251 - You do? - Yeah, but we broke it. 1897 01:13:47,253 --> 01:13:48,720 - What? - Well, it was a fake. 1898 01:13:48,722 --> 01:13:50,589 But we have the list of names that was inside. 1899 01:13:50,591 --> 01:13:52,293 That's what you wanted, right? 1900 01:13:55,395 --> 01:13:57,661 Okay. Get on the ground. 1901 01:13:57,663 --> 01:13:59,831 We've got what you want. Can't you just let us go? 1902 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:02,535 I said, "On the ground!" 1903 01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,303 You too, playboy, get over there. Get on the ground. 1904 01:14:04,305 --> 01:14:05,804 KIDNAPPER 2: Yeah. 1905 01:14:05,806 --> 01:14:07,906 KIDNAPPER: None of that child pose shit, either. 1906 01:14:07,908 --> 01:14:10,474 The Bulgarian's gonna kill me, probably you guys, too. 1907 01:14:10,476 --> 01:14:12,077 Why did you come here? 1908 01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:13,745 Because you're my brother, and I can't just let you die, 1909 01:14:13,747 --> 01:14:17,349 even though you might deserve it. 1910 01:14:17,351 --> 01:14:19,952 You're unbelievable, you know that? 1911 01:14:19,954 --> 01:14:22,420 You've always been a better person than me. 1912 01:14:22,422 --> 01:14:24,322 You gotta shut up. Okay? 1913 01:14:24,324 --> 01:14:27,225 Listen. I'm a fraud, Max. 1914 01:14:27,227 --> 01:14:30,027 I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. 1915 01:14:30,029 --> 01:14:31,130 You know how I win? 1916 01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,630 I cheat. I cheat at everything. 1917 01:14:32,632 --> 01:14:34,868 I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship. 1918 01:14:36,637 --> 01:14:37,768 What? 1919 01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:39,904 Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit 1920 01:14:39,906 --> 01:14:41,238 with your back to the TV? 1921 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:44,309 It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. 1922 01:14:44,311 --> 01:14:47,846 I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly 1923 01:14:47,848 --> 01:14:49,581 before we even started playing the game. 1924 01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:53,085 I cheated at the Game of Life. And at the game of life. 1925 01:14:53,087 --> 01:14:54,553 You son of a bitch. 1926 01:14:54,555 --> 01:14:57,855 - You son of a bitch! - Yo, sit down. 1927 01:14:57,857 --> 01:14:59,890 - What about you, Princess? - I don't have anything. 1928 01:14:59,892 --> 01:15:03,562 But it didn't stop there, because when we grew up, Max, 1929 01:15:03,564 --> 01:15:06,598 you went off to college, and I... 1930 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,966 You got a career, you... 1931 01:15:08,968 --> 01:15:11,803 You married the greatest girl in the world. 1932 01:15:11,805 --> 01:15:13,938 I knew I couldn't keep up with that success. 1933 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:15,707 So I... 1934 01:15:15,709 --> 01:15:18,009 I told everyone that I got a job on Wall Street. 1935 01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:19,577 And I did. 1936 01:15:19,579 --> 01:15:22,350 Selling coke to traders. 1937 01:15:23,618 --> 01:15:25,317 You didn't invest in Panera? 1938 01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:26,885 I ate at Panera. 1939 01:15:26,887 --> 01:15:28,554 Jesus Christ. 1940 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:30,054 KIDNAPPER 2: What's going on? 1941 01:15:30,056 --> 01:15:31,924 But that's why I've been trying to make it up to you. 1942 01:15:31,926 --> 01:15:33,558 That's what this whole game night was about. 1943 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:37,630 See, I had it rigged so that you'd finally win. 1944 01:15:37,632 --> 01:15:40,631 The last clue was gonna lead you... 1945 01:15:40,633 --> 01:15:42,102 Your jacket pocket. 1946 01:15:52,245 --> 01:15:53,480 ANNIE: Huh. 1947 01:15:55,449 --> 01:15:57,719 Surprise. (CHUCKLES) 1948 01:16:00,753 --> 01:16:03,221 I even managed to fuck that up, though. I'm so sorry. 1949 01:16:03,223 --> 01:16:07,326 - I'm so sorry, Max. (SIGHS) - (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) 1950 01:16:07,328 --> 01:16:09,560 I think we're gonna be okay, though. I got a feeling. 1951 01:16:09,562 --> 01:16:10,931 You want us to kill them all? 1952 01:16:12,098 --> 01:16:13,465 - BOTH: What? - Okay. 1953 01:16:13,467 --> 01:16:14,566 ANNIE: Wait, wait. Just let us go. 1954 01:16:14,568 --> 01:16:15,968 We won't tell anyone anything. 1955 01:16:15,970 --> 01:16:17,868 - We got you the list! - (SIRENS APPROACHING) 1956 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:20,607 - What the fuck, man? - Fuck! God damn it! 1957 01:16:22,476 --> 01:16:23,541 - Oh, shit. The fuzz. - Fuck, man! 1958 01:16:23,543 --> 01:16:25,077 Freeze! 1959 01:16:25,079 --> 01:16:25,978 MAX: Gary? 1960 01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:27,411 Don't even think about it, pig. 1961 01:16:27,413 --> 01:16:29,380 Can't say I care for that nomenclature. 1962 01:16:29,382 --> 01:16:30,916 (YELLS) 1963 01:16:30,918 --> 01:16:32,350 (ALL GASPING) 1964 01:16:32,352 --> 01:16:33,654 MAX: Get down! 1965 01:16:34,421 --> 01:16:36,423 KIDNAPPER: Come on, bitch! 1966 01:16:40,194 --> 01:16:41,396 (GROANS) 1967 01:16:42,361 --> 01:16:43,528 (GROANING) 1968 01:16:43,530 --> 01:16:45,031 God damn it! 1969 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,605 Hey, isn't that your neighbor? 1970 01:16:54,607 --> 01:16:56,308 KEVIN: When did Gary get so cool? 1971 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,477 - RYAN: Oh, my God! - Everybody okay? 1972 01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,179 - You're cool-ass Gary. - You all right? 1973 01:17:00,181 --> 01:17:02,380 Fine, thank you. 1974 01:17:02,382 --> 01:17:04,416 Though, in sliding, my belt buckle 1975 01:17:04,418 --> 01:17:06,452 may have inadvertently scratched 1976 01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:07,920 the finish of my squad car. 1977 01:17:07,922 --> 01:17:09,653 How did you know we were in trouble? 1978 01:17:09,655 --> 01:17:12,491 The nocturnal Jenga game, 1979 01:17:12,493 --> 01:17:14,660 my blood-spattered marital souvenirs, 1980 01:17:14,662 --> 01:17:18,796 and Max's curious search history piqued my interest. 1981 01:17:18,798 --> 01:17:21,198 - Right. Oh, God. - You, uh... 1982 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:23,033 You saved our lives. 1983 01:17:23,035 --> 01:17:24,635 Thank you. 1984 01:17:24,637 --> 01:17:26,506 Just doing my job. 1985 01:17:27,641 --> 01:17:28,941 - RYAN: Oh, my God! - ALL: Oh! 1986 01:17:28,943 --> 01:17:31,012 - SARAH: Shit! - KEVIN: Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1987 01:17:32,145 --> 01:17:34,313 ANNIE: Gary! 1988 01:17:34,315 --> 01:17:36,548 SARAH: Hello? I need an ambulance. Officer down. 1989 01:17:36,550 --> 01:17:37,782 - ANNIE: Oh, shit! - MAX: Hang in there, pal. 1990 01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:39,416 Hang on, hang on, pal. 1991 01:17:39,418 --> 01:17:40,652 Hang on. You're gonna be all right. 1992 01:17:40,654 --> 01:17:41,786 We're gonna get you to a hospital. 1993 01:17:41,788 --> 01:17:43,421 Okay, look at me. Gary, look. 1994 01:17:43,423 --> 01:17:45,456 You have got a lot to live for, okay? 1995 01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:46,691 Do I? 1996 01:17:46,693 --> 01:17:48,193 - MAX: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - ANNIE: Yeah. 1997 01:17:48,195 --> 01:17:49,797 I have no wife. 1998 01:17:51,464 --> 01:17:53,264 - No friends. - MAX: That's not true. 1999 01:17:53,266 --> 01:17:54,465 No, don't say that. 2000 01:17:54,467 --> 01:17:55,567 You got us. We're your friends. 2001 01:17:55,569 --> 01:17:56,935 You've got us. 2002 01:17:56,937 --> 01:18:00,906 You don't even like spending time with me. 2003 01:18:00,908 --> 01:18:02,240 Yes, we do. We just... 2004 01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:04,175 We've been a little selfish, that's all. 2005 01:18:04,177 --> 01:18:05,609 - Right, right. - I'm sorry about that. 2006 01:18:05,611 --> 01:18:07,045 - (GROANS) - Oh, God. Oh, God. 2007 01:18:07,047 --> 01:18:10,014 - (WEAKLY) Bastian. - MAX: Huh? 2008 01:18:10,016 --> 01:18:12,416 Someone please take care of Bastian. 2009 01:18:12,418 --> 01:18:15,621 Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian yourself, okay? 2010 01:18:15,623 --> 01:18:17,255 Listen. As soon as you get out of the hospital, 2011 01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:19,160 you're gonna come to every single game night we have. 2012 01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:22,294 Don't... 2013 01:18:22,296 --> 01:18:23,362 MAX: Yeah? 2014 01:18:23,364 --> 01:18:25,529 Don't you 2015 01:18:25,531 --> 01:18:27,568 ever 2016 01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:30,268 exclude me again. 2017 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:33,006 - Never exclude you again, pal. - ANNIE: No. 2018 01:18:35,008 --> 01:18:37,443 - Oh, God. What is that? - What's that? 2019 01:18:37,445 --> 01:18:39,844 ANNIE: Is that a blood clot? 2020 01:18:39,846 --> 01:18:41,979 It's a blood capsule. 2021 01:18:41,981 --> 01:18:44,683 - ANNIE: Huh? - A blood capsule? 2022 01:18:44,685 --> 01:18:49,557 And that is how you do a game night. (CHUCKLES) 2023 01:18:52,193 --> 01:18:53,226 What? 2024 01:18:55,495 --> 01:18:57,095 I've duped you all. 2025 01:18:57,097 --> 01:18:58,897 MICHELLE: Wha... 2026 01:18:58,899 --> 01:19:00,866 Hold on a second. Are you telling me 2027 01:19:00,868 --> 01:19:02,300 that this whole thing was a game? 2028 01:19:02,302 --> 01:19:04,068 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2029 01:19:04,070 --> 01:19:06,138 - (SCREAMS) - What? What? 2030 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,605 - They, they... - SARAH: Shit! 2031 01:19:07,607 --> 01:19:09,374 I'm sorry. They got up. They got up. 2032 01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:11,143 When I learned you stopped inviting me to your game nights, 2033 01:19:11,145 --> 01:19:13,911 I hijacked Brooks' murder mystery party 2034 01:19:13,913 --> 01:19:16,413 and I staged a kidnapping of my own. 2035 01:19:16,415 --> 01:19:17,816 You gotta be kidding me. 2036 01:19:17,818 --> 01:19:19,318 What better way to prove my worth 2037 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,719 as a game night participant? 2038 01:19:20,721 --> 01:19:22,920 Well, what about these dudes? Are they actors? 2039 01:19:22,922 --> 01:19:25,157 Oh, no. They're... They're felons. 2040 01:19:25,159 --> 01:19:26,291 Felons? 2041 01:19:26,293 --> 01:19:27,893 I was able to shave some time off of their parole 2042 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:30,661 in exchange for this little side project. 2043 01:19:30,663 --> 01:19:32,730 - We square now? - Thank you, gentlemen. 2044 01:19:32,732 --> 01:19:34,032 That lady hit me with the car. 2045 01:19:34,034 --> 01:19:35,901 Hey, what the hell kinda psycho are you? 2046 01:19:35,903 --> 01:19:38,469 You put us through all this, just for your own amusement? 2047 01:19:38,471 --> 01:19:42,240 No, no. Just the opposite. For your amusement. 2048 01:19:42,242 --> 01:19:43,175 Did everyone have fun? 2049 01:19:43,177 --> 01:19:44,975 - ALL: No! No. - RYAN: Yeah. No. 2050 01:19:44,977 --> 01:19:47,880 - No fun! I got shot! - By me! 2051 01:19:47,882 --> 01:19:49,413 I don't see how that's possible. 2052 01:19:49,415 --> 01:19:50,749 My men were using blanks. 2053 01:19:50,751 --> 01:19:52,751 Well, that was my gun. It was a real gun. 2054 01:19:52,753 --> 01:19:55,152 So, this whole thing, the Faberge egg, 2055 01:19:55,154 --> 01:19:56,990 The Bulgarian. That was you? 2056 01:19:58,592 --> 01:19:59,724 You've lost me. 2057 01:19:59,726 --> 01:20:02,094 The egg, the WITSEC list? 2058 01:20:02,096 --> 01:20:04,332 It's all you. All part of your game? 2059 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:10,167 This is a list of people in the Federal Witness Protection program. 2060 01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:12,737 - How did you get this? - From inside the egg. 2061 01:20:12,739 --> 01:20:13,837 Stop fucking with us. It's over! 2062 01:20:13,839 --> 01:20:15,107 I'm not fudging with you. 2063 01:20:15,109 --> 01:20:16,977 I honestly have no idea what... (GROANS) 2064 01:20:18,878 --> 01:20:22,080 Oh, boy. Yikes! 2065 01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:23,314 I mean, how stupid do you think we are? 2066 01:20:23,316 --> 01:20:24,883 - Hey, Max... - Gang, are we looking 2067 01:20:24,885 --> 01:20:27,051 at the big twist here? He gets shot again! 2068 01:20:27,053 --> 01:20:28,687 And by who? A couple of new characters 2069 01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:29,987 you introduce at the last minute. 2070 01:20:29,989 --> 01:20:31,756 Dude, you've jumped the shark! 2071 01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,358 Do you go to the magic shop to buy a bunch 2072 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,395 - of these little bullets? - No. (SCREAMS) 2073 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:38,929 Hang on. 2074 01:20:38,931 --> 01:20:40,165 This is Officer Kingsbury. 2075 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:41,700 We got a 10-00 on the 4th Street... 2076 01:20:41,702 --> 01:20:43,003 - (GROANS) - (ALL GASP) 2077 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:47,307 Which one of you is Brooks Davis? 2078 01:20:50,177 --> 01:20:52,380 It's funny, you don't look like an asshole. 2079 01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:56,113 Do I look like as asshole to you? 2080 01:20:56,115 --> 01:20:57,447 No. 2081 01:20:57,449 --> 01:20:59,250 One of us has to be the asshole in this transaction 2082 01:20:59,252 --> 01:21:01,051 because otherwise I'd have my egg, 2083 01:21:01,053 --> 01:21:02,621 and you'd have your money. 2084 01:21:02,623 --> 01:21:05,826 But instead, we've wasted our night tracking you down. 2085 01:21:07,092 --> 01:21:08,792 Now we're gonna have to kill you. 2086 01:21:08,794 --> 01:21:10,996 - What? No, no, no, no. - What? 2087 01:21:10,998 --> 01:21:12,464 Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming? 2088 01:21:12,466 --> 01:21:15,634 Hi, I'm Max. (STAMMERS) I'm Brooks' brother. 2089 01:21:15,636 --> 01:21:17,768 And you know, look. He screwed up. 2090 01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:19,203 - Right? You got greedy. - Oh, yeah. 2091 01:21:19,205 --> 01:21:20,404 He admits it. 2092 01:21:20,406 --> 01:21:22,674 Good news is, though, that we got your egg. 2093 01:21:22,676 --> 01:21:24,876 It is broken. Uh, my screw-up. 2094 01:21:24,878 --> 01:21:27,813 But, um, I got the list. 2095 01:21:27,815 --> 01:21:29,413 Which I bet you've been after this whole time. 2096 01:21:29,415 --> 01:21:30,648 What about this? 2097 01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:33,285 How about 2098 01:21:33,287 --> 01:21:34,819 you take this list 2099 01:21:34,821 --> 01:21:37,354 for free, and we all go our separate ways? 2100 01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:38,990 Nobody gets hurt. 2101 01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:42,693 Uh, except the poor folks on this list, I'm guessing. 2102 01:21:42,695 --> 01:21:44,595 (CHUCKLES) 2103 01:21:44,597 --> 01:21:45,800 Okay. 2104 01:21:46,266 --> 01:21:47,432 Okay? 2105 01:21:47,434 --> 01:21:49,634 Deal. Makes perfect sense. 2106 01:21:49,636 --> 01:21:51,769 No, no. You give him that list, he's gonna kill me. 2107 01:21:51,771 --> 01:21:53,440 (LAUGHING) That's nonsense. 2108 01:21:55,109 --> 01:21:56,340 (GULPS) 2109 01:21:56,342 --> 01:21:58,475 What the hell is wrong with you? 2110 01:21:58,477 --> 01:21:59,943 I'm just trying to buy myself some time. 2111 01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:01,545 THE BULGARIAN: Not much. 2112 01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:03,917 We're just gonna cut it out of you on the jet. Take him. 2113 01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:09,086 Don't follow us, Max. I'm serious! 2114 01:22:09,088 --> 01:22:11,391 I'm not worried about that. 2115 01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:14,791 (MICHELLE YELPING) 2116 01:22:14,793 --> 01:22:16,327 You just letting them go? 2117 01:22:16,329 --> 01:22:18,662 Yeah, they've done nothing wrong. 2118 01:22:18,664 --> 01:22:20,865 Only this one. 2119 01:22:20,867 --> 01:22:22,567 - Let's go. - Don't follow us! 2120 01:22:22,569 --> 01:22:25,437 Gary! He's breathing. 2121 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:26,804 You know, the only private air terminal 2122 01:22:26,806 --> 01:22:27,871 around here is at Conway. 2123 01:22:27,873 --> 01:22:29,808 Yeah. How are we gonna get there? 2124 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:31,443 Brooks' house is not that far from here. 2125 01:22:31,445 --> 01:22:32,747 But our car's not there. 2126 01:22:33,980 --> 01:22:35,315 Yeah, it is. 2127 01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:46,357 You know, you don't have to do this 2128 01:22:46,359 --> 01:22:48,259 because I can just poop it out. 2129 01:22:48,261 --> 01:22:50,562 We're not gonna go digging through your feces. 2130 01:22:50,564 --> 01:22:51,929 That's disgusting! 2131 01:22:51,931 --> 01:22:54,032 Now, hold still while I cut your stomach open. 2132 01:22:54,034 --> 01:22:55,503 No, no! No! Whoa! 2133 01:22:56,669 --> 01:22:58,071 What the hell? 2134 01:23:00,039 --> 01:23:01,907 - Is that... - That's my brother. 2135 01:23:01,909 --> 01:23:03,608 Get us in the air. 2136 01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:04,845 Now! 2137 01:23:15,788 --> 01:23:17,023 - Hold on! - Oh! 2138 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,792 - You all right? - Yeah, you? 2139 01:23:21,794 --> 01:23:22,997 - Yup, good. - Okay. 2140 01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:29,233 Okay, okay. What's our plan? 2141 01:23:29,235 --> 01:23:31,870 (STAMMERS) I have one idea. It's so crazy, 2142 01:23:31,872 --> 01:23:33,170 though, baby, it just might work. 2143 01:23:33,172 --> 01:23:34,639 You're gonna crash the car into the plane, 2144 01:23:34,641 --> 01:23:36,340 like Liam Neeson in Taken 3? 2145 01:23:36,342 --> 01:23:38,211 He did that in Taken 3, huh? 2146 01:23:42,347 --> 01:23:43,749 - All right, are you ready? - Uh-huh. 2147 01:23:43,751 --> 01:23:45,418 - Here we go! - (BOTH SCREAMING) 2148 01:23:47,553 --> 01:23:49,155 ANNIE: Oh, my God! 2149 01:23:50,723 --> 01:23:52,924 Uh, you missed it. (CHUCKLES) 2150 01:23:52,926 --> 01:23:54,261 Thanks, baby. 2151 01:23:59,097 --> 01:24:00,432 Brooks, we're coming! 2152 01:24:00,434 --> 01:24:02,035 BOTH: Whoo! 2153 01:24:02,668 --> 01:24:04,801 (ALL GRUNTING) 2154 01:24:04,803 --> 01:24:06,873 (MAX AND ANNIE SCREAMING) 2155 01:24:16,382 --> 01:24:18,251 (ANNIE PANTING) 2156 01:24:19,453 --> 01:24:23,257 Well, at least I got to drive it for 10 minutes. 2157 01:24:25,325 --> 01:24:26,258 Oh, my God. 2158 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,858 - We have to hide. - Yeah. 2159 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:29,027 Okay. Go. 2160 01:24:29,029 --> 01:24:32,196 MAX: Oh, shit! Shit! 2161 01:24:32,198 --> 01:24:34,501 - (GASPS) - Go, go, go! It's stuck. 2162 01:24:35,703 --> 01:24:36,971 Fuck! 2163 01:24:37,538 --> 01:24:39,073 God damn it! 2164 01:24:49,982 --> 01:24:51,318 (IMITATES BIRD CALL) 2165 01:24:54,954 --> 01:24:56,821 (ANNIE PANTING) 2166 01:24:56,823 --> 01:24:58,188 Where you at, lady? 2167 01:24:58,190 --> 01:25:01,158 Come on, you little bitch. 2168 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,395 I know you're back here somewhere. 2169 01:25:04,397 --> 01:25:08,265 Let's end this shit. I won't kill you. Come out! 2170 01:25:08,267 --> 01:25:10,301 Come on, get your ass out here! 2171 01:25:10,303 --> 01:25:12,402 (WHISPERS) Turn on the belt! 2172 01:25:12,404 --> 01:25:13,971 - GOON: I'm not gonna hurt you. - Look at the box! 2173 01:25:13,973 --> 01:25:16,774 - Just come on out, let's talk! - Can you charade it to me? 2174 01:25:16,776 --> 01:25:19,077 Charades? 2175 01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:21,278 That's some cute full-circle bullshit. 2176 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:23,148 Here we go. Three words. 2177 01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:25,486 Come on, lady. Where are you? 2178 01:25:27,788 --> 01:25:28,953 Turn. 2179 01:25:28,955 --> 01:25:30,520 Turn, turn, turn. Turn. 2180 01:25:30,522 --> 01:25:31,590 On. 2181 01:25:31,592 --> 01:25:34,461 Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what? 2182 01:25:36,163 --> 01:25:38,261 Turn on belt? 2183 01:25:38,263 --> 01:25:41,101 (GASPS) Turn on belt! 2184 01:25:41,734 --> 01:25:43,270 (BELT WHIRRING) 2185 01:25:50,110 --> 01:25:52,513 Boy, that's a slow belt. 2186 01:26:01,355 --> 01:26:02,987 (SIGHS) 2187 01:26:02,989 --> 01:26:04,255 - Hey! - (GROANS) 2188 01:26:04,257 --> 01:26:07,559 - Okay. - Oh, God! Annie! 2189 01:26:07,561 --> 01:26:09,960 (PANTING) 2190 01:26:09,962 --> 01:26:11,362 Oh, boy, that was... 2191 01:26:11,364 --> 01:26:12,563 You saw what I was going for, though, right? 2192 01:26:12,565 --> 01:26:14,265 Yeah, yeah. But then did you see 2193 01:26:14,267 --> 01:26:15,901 when I hit him with the fire extinguisher? 2194 01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:18,068 - I sure did. I sure did, yeah. - That was cool, right? Yeah. 2195 01:26:18,070 --> 01:26:19,670 - Yeah. - Great. 2196 01:26:19,672 --> 01:26:20,839 Do you want this? 2197 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:22,974 I don't want you to have it, Calamity Jane. 2198 01:26:22,976 --> 01:26:24,341 All right, look. 2199 01:26:24,343 --> 01:26:26,544 I think I saw a hatch at the top of the plane. 2200 01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:28,312 Maybe I can get the drop on him. 2201 01:26:28,314 --> 01:26:30,048 - "The drop?" - Yup, yeah. 2202 01:26:30,050 --> 01:26:31,448 - Who are you? - Why don't you go use the emergency phone? 2203 01:26:31,450 --> 01:26:32,483 Call for help. I'm gonna do the drop. 2204 01:26:32,485 --> 01:26:34,719 Okay. You're not Liam Neeson! 2205 01:26:34,721 --> 01:26:37,091 - MAX: That hurts my feelings! - ANNIE: I'm sorry! 2206 01:26:46,967 --> 01:26:48,702 That's enough of this shit. 2207 01:26:49,602 --> 01:26:52,405 (FOOTSTEPS ON ROOF) 2208 01:27:07,687 --> 01:27:09,019 (MAX YELLS FEEBLY) 2209 01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:10,223 Max! 2210 01:27:11,357 --> 01:27:12,890 I can't get the drop on anyone tonight. 2211 01:27:12,892 --> 01:27:14,224 Put that little knife down! 2212 01:27:14,226 --> 01:27:16,126 Right now! That's it. 2213 01:27:16,128 --> 01:27:18,263 Ahh! 2214 01:27:18,265 --> 01:27:20,200 - Right in my bullet hole. - (THE BULGARIAN YELLS) 2215 01:27:22,834 --> 01:27:24,270 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2216 01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:27,307 Come on, come on, come on. 2217 01:27:30,843 --> 01:27:32,046 Shit! 2218 01:27:36,283 --> 01:27:37,484 - Stop! - (GASPS) 2219 01:27:38,851 --> 01:27:40,053 Drop it! 2220 01:27:41,788 --> 01:27:43,220 Wait, wait. Um... 2221 01:27:43,222 --> 01:27:46,493 You don't have to do this. I have kids at home. 2222 01:27:47,293 --> 01:27:49,059 Not with that ass you don't. 2223 01:27:49,061 --> 01:27:50,827 Oh. Well... 2224 01:27:50,829 --> 01:27:52,330 Thank you. 2225 01:27:52,332 --> 01:27:53,697 You're welcome. 2226 01:27:53,699 --> 01:27:55,567 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2227 01:27:55,569 --> 01:27:58,105 - (ENGINE POWERS UP) - Shit! 2228 01:28:00,373 --> 01:28:02,741 - Yes! - (ENGINE POWERS DOWN) 2229 01:28:02,743 --> 01:28:04,709 Oh, no, he died! 2230 01:28:04,711 --> 01:28:05,846 (GRUNTS) 2231 01:28:23,096 --> 01:28:24,631 (CHOKING) 2232 01:28:28,001 --> 01:28:29,302 (GROANS) 2233 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:37,709 And that's how you get the drop on someone! 2234 01:28:37,711 --> 01:28:38,811 MAX: Oh, my God! 2235 01:28:39,913 --> 01:28:41,312 ANNIE: Oh. Oh! 2236 01:28:41,314 --> 01:28:43,417 - I gotcha! I gotcha! - This is high. 2237 01:28:44,883 --> 01:28:46,184 You're amazing. 2238 01:28:46,186 --> 01:28:47,684 - You can cut me loose now. - Thank you! 2239 01:28:47,686 --> 01:28:48,719 Okay. Okay, okay. 2240 01:28:48,721 --> 01:28:50,721 - ANNIE: Uh... - BROOKS: Yeah. In the bag. 2241 01:28:50,723 --> 01:28:52,122 - This? Okay. - Look in the bag. 2242 01:28:52,124 --> 01:28:54,157 - That's right. - ANNIE: Okay. 2243 01:28:54,159 --> 01:28:55,492 Oh! Thank you! 2244 01:28:55,494 --> 01:28:57,530 - Okay. You all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 2245 01:28:59,031 --> 01:29:00,266 (EXHALES) 2246 01:29:01,066 --> 01:29:03,201 Whoa. Well, look at that. 2247 01:29:03,203 --> 01:29:04,568 You put a bungee cord in your hand, 2248 01:29:04,570 --> 01:29:06,770 you go straight to the pervy place, don't you? 2249 01:29:06,772 --> 01:29:10,274 Hey. You saved my life. Thank you. 2250 01:29:10,276 --> 01:29:11,776 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 2251 01:29:11,778 --> 01:29:14,379 I mean, I just saw a man die, but I'm... I'm okay. 2252 01:29:14,381 --> 01:29:15,580 (ANNIE GASPS) 2253 01:29:15,582 --> 01:29:17,081 Is that a knife in your bullet hole? 2254 01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:19,153 Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby. 2255 01:29:19,852 --> 01:29:21,051 Uh, what? 2256 01:29:21,053 --> 01:29:22,487 I used to think that I wanted Brooks' life, 2257 01:29:22,489 --> 01:29:24,220 but, you know, turns out he was just... 2258 01:29:24,222 --> 01:29:25,724 You're a loser. He's a loser. 2259 01:29:25,726 --> 01:29:26,590 Uh, guilty. 2260 01:29:26,592 --> 01:29:28,526 But us making a family? 2261 01:29:28,528 --> 01:29:31,895 That's not pellets. That's the fruit. 2262 01:29:31,897 --> 01:29:33,798 That's fruit, it's fruit. 2263 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,265 Wait. What's going on? 2264 01:29:35,267 --> 01:29:37,367 Plus, think about all the dum-dums that have kids, right? 2265 01:29:37,369 --> 01:29:38,569 And think about how much better 2266 01:29:38,571 --> 01:29:40,004 our kid is gonna be than their kids. 2267 01:29:40,006 --> 01:29:42,240 It's gonna beat their kids at everything. 2268 01:29:42,242 --> 01:29:43,640 It's taken you this long to see that? 2269 01:29:43,642 --> 01:29:45,710 Our baby is gonna crush every other baby. 2270 01:29:45,712 --> 01:29:47,711 I'm sorry, that's right. And not in that peak-too-early, 2271 01:29:47,713 --> 01:29:49,147 you know, kid actor kind of way. 2272 01:29:49,149 --> 01:29:50,581 Mmm-mmm. No. 2273 01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:52,316 We will parcel out his or her gifts over time. 2274 01:29:52,318 --> 01:29:53,617 - Absolutely. - Yes. 2275 01:29:53,619 --> 01:29:54,885 We gotta teach it Mandarin right away. 2276 01:29:54,887 --> 01:29:56,019 'Cause China's the future. 2277 01:29:56,021 --> 01:29:57,221 - It sure is. - Yeah. 2278 01:29:57,223 --> 01:29:59,193 - You're the future. - Oh, my God. 2279 01:30:02,361 --> 01:30:03,596 ANNIE: Hmm? 2280 01:30:04,698 --> 01:30:07,267 And that concludes my game night. 2281 01:30:08,034 --> 01:30:09,133 - What? - What? 2282 01:30:09,135 --> 01:30:10,501 It went exactly as I planned. 2283 01:30:10,503 --> 01:30:13,537 You learned every lesson that I wanted you to. 2284 01:30:13,539 --> 01:30:15,609 Trevor, you can get up now. 2285 01:30:20,579 --> 01:30:21,946 I'm just fucking with you. 2286 01:30:21,948 --> 01:30:23,380 But that would've been really cool, right? 2287 01:30:23,382 --> 01:30:24,948 - You're such a dick. - (ANNIE SIGHS) 2288 01:30:24,950 --> 01:30:27,421 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2289 01:30:34,628 --> 01:30:37,062 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! 2290 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:39,464 - Hey, hey! - ALL: Hey! 2291 01:30:39,466 --> 01:30:40,764 Come on, come on. 2292 01:30:40,766 --> 01:30:42,533 Hey, thanks for letting me host again, huh? 2293 01:30:42,535 --> 01:30:44,501 Well, it's not like we had a choice, huh? 2294 01:30:44,503 --> 01:30:46,438 BROOKS: Only 36 months to go. 2295 01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:47,705 - ANNIE: Oh, time will fly. - (LAUGHS) 2296 01:30:47,707 --> 01:30:48,872 - Can I get you a beer? - Uh, yeah. 2297 01:30:48,874 --> 01:30:50,742 - Come on! - Hey, listen, Brooks. 2298 01:30:50,744 --> 01:30:53,643 I know you're probably feeling pretty humbled by all of this. 2299 01:30:53,645 --> 01:30:55,412 But, honestly, I think you're gonna come out 2300 01:30:55,414 --> 01:30:57,148 the other side a much better man. 2301 01:30:57,150 --> 01:30:58,549 Oh! Hey, look. 2302 01:30:58,551 --> 01:30:59,983 I completely agree. 2303 01:30:59,985 --> 01:31:02,086 You remember the WITSEC list that I swallowed? 2304 01:31:02,088 --> 01:31:03,455 - Sure. - I pooped it out, 2305 01:31:03,457 --> 01:31:06,791 sold it for $3 million on the black market. 2306 01:31:06,793 --> 01:31:09,160 - Are you serious? - Pretty sweet, huh? 2307 01:31:09,162 --> 01:31:11,428 Brooks, everybody on that list is gonna get killed. 2308 01:31:11,430 --> 01:31:12,830 Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster. 2309 01:31:12,832 --> 01:31:15,398 I tipped everyone off that they were in danger. 2310 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:17,867 For $20,000 apiece. 2311 01:31:17,869 --> 01:31:19,937 - (LAUGHING) - You're unbelievable. 2312 01:31:19,939 --> 01:31:21,005 Thank you. It's not like 2313 01:31:21,007 --> 01:31:22,438 I'm gonna live in this dump forever. 2314 01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:23,674 As soon as this cuff comes off, 2315 01:31:23,676 --> 01:31:24,742 I'm gonna buy that house I was renting. 2316 01:31:24,744 --> 01:31:26,279 I'm moving in with Johanna. 2317 01:31:27,079 --> 01:31:28,212 There she is. 2318 01:31:28,214 --> 01:31:30,747 - Hey, Dr. Chin! - Hey, Max. 2319 01:31:30,749 --> 01:31:32,316 - Let's play. - Yeah. 2320 01:31:32,318 --> 01:31:33,951 Uh, The Crying Game? 2321 01:31:33,953 --> 01:31:35,620 Uh, Boys Don't Cry? 2322 01:31:35,622 --> 01:31:37,688 SARAH: Is that a tear? Is that the actor? 2323 01:31:37,690 --> 01:31:39,122 - MICHELLE: Mr. Potato Head. - Are you drawing the actor? 2324 01:31:39,124 --> 01:31:40,325 - Cry-Baby? - Yes! 2325 01:31:40,327 --> 01:31:42,527 - Time! - It was The Green Mile. 2326 01:31:42,529 --> 01:31:45,429 - ALL: What? - How is that The Green Mile? 2327 01:31:45,431 --> 01:31:48,198 This is me at the Regal Cinema crying 2328 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:51,670 as I did through much of the film. 2329 01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:53,170 How we supposed to know that, Gary? 2330 01:31:53,172 --> 01:31:56,742 I assume everyone cried during The Green Mile. 2331 01:31:57,577 --> 01:31:59,577 - So, who's next? - I'll go. 2332 01:31:59,579 --> 01:32:01,144 - ALL: Yeah! - MAX: Go, baby. 2333 01:32:01,146 --> 01:32:02,345 MICHELLE: Nice try, Gary. 2334 01:32:02,347 --> 01:32:04,215 And go! 2335 01:32:04,217 --> 01:32:05,515 ANNIE: Uh... 2336 01:32:05,517 --> 01:32:07,184 - MAX: It's a rock. - MICHELLE: A bean? A rock! 2337 01:32:07,186 --> 01:32:08,719 - A ball? - MAX: That's a... 2338 01:32:08,721 --> 01:32:10,087 - Burger. Is that a burger? - RYAN: Football! 2339 01:32:10,089 --> 01:32:11,456 MAX: No, oh, that's a dinner roll, right? 2340 01:32:11,458 --> 01:32:12,724 - A bun! - MICHELLE: Bread? 2341 01:32:12,726 --> 01:32:14,258 Is it a bun? Looks like a bun. 2342 01:32:14,260 --> 01:32:15,626 SARAH: French loaf? 2343 01:32:15,628 --> 01:32:16,993 Is this a motion picture? 2344 01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:18,528 MAX: A bun is in a house. On a train. 2345 01:32:18,530 --> 01:32:19,831 GARY: Are we supposed to announce it? 2346 01:32:19,833 --> 01:32:20,898 - SARAH: Microwave? - MAX: It's being cooked. 2347 01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,367 It's in an oven. Bun in the oven! 2348 01:32:22,369 --> 01:32:23,468 - SARAH: Yes, yes, yes! - (KEVIN LAUGHS) 2349 01:32:23,470 --> 01:32:25,835 Wait. What? 2350 01:32:25,837 --> 01:32:27,373 Yes. 2351 01:32:28,473 --> 01:32:29,874 You pregnant? 2352 01:32:29,876 --> 01:32:31,445 We did it. 2353 01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:41,652 RYAN: Oh, my gosh! They're having a baby! 2354 01:32:41,654 --> 01:32:43,557 They're having a baby! 2355 01:32:44,423 --> 01:32:46,424 Oh, my God! 2356 01:32:46,426 --> 01:32:48,495 (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 2357 01:39:32,864 --> 01:39:34,197 How you doing? 2358 01:39:34,199 --> 01:39:36,133 - WOMAN: Hi. - I'm Kenny. 2359 01:39:36,135 --> 01:39:37,934 WOMAN: Nice to meet you, Kenny. 2360 01:39:37,936 --> 01:39:39,435 (CHUCKLES) 2361 01:39:39,437 --> 01:39:42,005 Usually people cut me off and say they know who I am. 2362 01:39:42,007 --> 01:39:43,107 WOMAN: Oh, yeah? 2363 01:39:43,109 --> 01:39:45,378 Yeah. I didn't catch your name. 2364 01:39:45,979 --> 01:39:47,814 I'm Debbie. 2365 01:39:56,502 --> 01:40:01,502 Subtitles by explosiveskull 170308