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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Tess.
[gasps]
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Your air mattress
is deflating again.
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Okay.
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Have you seen
my other shoe?
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It's hiding from you.
Wants you to come
back to bed.
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As tempting
as that sounds,
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I have to go somewhere
where there's air conditioning
before I melt.
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You know, we can solve this
really easily
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if we just
moved in together.
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It's been six months, Tess.
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I'm ready for
a bigger commitment.
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Rodney,
you can't even find time
to name your goldfish.
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Found it.
All right. One more kiss
for the road. Come on.
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Get over here!
No--
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[laughing]
I can't!
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I hato go.
No, look,
I'm letting you go.
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Look, this is me
letting you go.
Come here.
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Oh, my God.
What?
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Morning breath! [laughs]
Ohh!
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[cell phone rings]
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That's your cue.
Yeah.
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Why don't you put it
in the same spot
every time?
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[ringing continues]
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Got it.
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That is for...
Job.
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job interview.
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Holy shit. I can do this.
Okay, help me up. Help me up.
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♪ It's a hard time
living on the wrong side ♪
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♪ Walking on a thin line
Thumbing for a long ride ♪
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♪ Anywhere would be fine
long as it ain't too shy ♪
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♪ Anything is so fine
Look at what you got ♪
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♪ But it's a washout
when you really find out ♪
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♪ Thought you got
the good stuff ♪
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♪ But you got the potty mouth ♪
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♪ Everybody knows now
every little know-how ♪
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♪ 'Cause she's got you so down
Looking for a spot ♪
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♪ Now it's in my hands
Now it's in my head ♪
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Oh! Hey, little man.
Sorry about that.
It's no trouble.
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But I do need an update
about the rent.
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We need one of those three
back-payments pronto.
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One more week, I promise.
Please-- lock the door.
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Oh!
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Sorry about that.
Thanks, Charlie.
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And I don't know if a week
is going to cut it.
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Mom was using all sorts
of colorful language
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this morning to describe you,
and none of it was good.
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Five days, then.
I'm on my way to
a job interview now.
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Even if you get a job,
you probably won't get
your paycheck
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until two weeks from now.
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Good point.
We'll figure it out.
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I'll talk to her.
It'd be a shame to lose you.
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Yes. Say that,
plus other nice things
about me.
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I don't care
if they're lies.
Just make 'em nice.
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Very odd that
you're always working
in that little bunker.
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Good luck!
Thank you!
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[grunts]
Open, door.
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Oh, got to get you fixed.
Yes, I do.
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[song continues,
lyrics indistinct]
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[ignition fails to catch]
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[shouts, indistinct]
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[clacking]
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I'm sorry to
keep you waiting.
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Phil brought in steak fajitas
for casual Friday,
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so I wanted to get in there
before the interns
ravaged them.
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They smell delicious.
I'm Rodney.
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Susan.
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So, according to
this résumé,
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the longest job you've held
is six weeks.
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Well, technically
it was nine weeks,
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but they were two-day weeks
for, like, five hours a day.
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And the one before that?
A week?
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It was a 60-hour week.
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Look, before
we get into...
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office politics,
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can we talk...
salary
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or s...
I don't think
we're there yet.
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No, no. I don't mean
to just zoom into that,
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but, you know, obviously
I was thinking 60.
Thou?
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Thou?
..sand.
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...sand.
Like, thousand?
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Like, thousand.
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No, I'm a reasonable guy.
I'm willing to negotiate
by a few.
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[scoffs]
"A few"?
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Few. [chuckles]
I don't want to
undersell myself.
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Wait.
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Did Danny
set you up for this?
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[whispers]
Who's Danny?
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You don't have
a college degree,
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and you don't have any
experience, and this is
an assistant position.
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I was shocked that
you guys called me in,
too, a little bit.
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I mean, an "assistant CEO"
sounds really important.
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Assistant to the CEO. "To."
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No, no, I'm pretty sure
the guy on the phone said
"assistant CEO."
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Okay, that would be
my current assistant,
right there.
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Oh. We got eye contact.
Just ignore him.
Hmm?
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Look at me. Don't look back
Don't look...
You need somethin'?
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Hello?
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Just look at me.
Don't look back.
Okay.
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If we stay still
long enough,
he will go away.
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[tapping on glass]
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Can you hear me?
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Susan?
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Susan!
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Susan,
can you hear me?
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Every day.
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Susan!
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Harry, don't you have
work to do?
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No.
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What else would be the point
of casual Fridays?
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Fuck this job.
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Is that who
I'm competing against?
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Essentially.
I am...
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liking my chances.
[chuckles]
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Well, I don't intend
on replacing one idiot
with another.
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Right, right.
Oh, Jesus, he's back.
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Hey, I spilled coffee
on the copier.
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It's busted.
That's on me.
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Is now a good time
to talk salary, or...
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[chuckles]
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Do you have any
bartending experience?
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Personally,
I have a lot more
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bar-attending experience.
[chuckles]
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Oh, come on.
That was funny.
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Okay, let's try this again.
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How do you make
a, uh, mojito?
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Tequi... Gin.
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Rum.
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And... other stuff.
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I'm more of
a whiskey fan myself.
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All right, so, uh,
how do you make
a whiskey sour?
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Whiskey, whiskey,
and a jealous ex-lover.
Am I right?
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'Cause it's sour?
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Okay, I'm going to
get going.
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I got a, uh, massage
in 15 minutes.
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It's one of those...
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you know.
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Ugh. That kind where they walk
on your back with bare feet?
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I'll be in touch.
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[Rodney]
Hey, hey!
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Hey.
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How'd that one go?
Did you get it?
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Practically
gave it to me
on the spot.
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What?
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[laughing]
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Congratulations!
I am so proud of you!
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Oh, it wasn't anything.
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Oh, it's so good!
I'm so impressed!
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So, what's... what's this?
Are we celebrating?
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Oh, it's just a little
this and that.
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[chuckles]
Here.
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Oh, yeah.
Cheers.
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Oh, I can get you...
a glass.
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Oh, God, that's good.
Slow down, slow down.
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It's really good.
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There you go.
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All right, put the money
in the bag!
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Oh, shit. Don't shoot.
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Yeah, hurry up,
or I'll blow your brains out!
No.
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Look, do as I say,
and no one gets hu...
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Holy shit, you're huge.
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Billy Coburn?
Is that you?
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No. Just step
the hell back.
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Hell, hell, hell.
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I'd recognize
that voice anywhere.
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This boy used to be
the best soprano
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St. Matt's choir
ever had.
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Till he hit puberty,
and then down he went.
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Now he's with the tenors.
[laughs]
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Damn it, June.
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry.
Mrs. Fleming.
I'm sorry.
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That's better.
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Your poor mother
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would be puking in her grave
if she knew what you were up to.
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Explain yourself.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Fleming.
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It's just, you know Claudia?
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She's pregnant again,
and it's twins this time.
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Aren't you the stud.
[chuckles]
Thank you.
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But it's just,
how am I supposed to feed
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my entire family
on a kindergarten
teacher's salary?
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You know? And then my dad's
disability ran out...
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This is not the way,
Billy.
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I know.
Damn straight you know.
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Okay, now, you just get
your kiester home.
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You're... You're not
gonna call the...
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No, Chad's not going to
call the cops.
Are you, Chad?
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Yes, the hell I am.
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Let's try that again.
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You're not going to
call the cops on this
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downtrodden, very loyal
husband and father.
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Chad?
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No.
Louder.
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No.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Don't you ever
let me hear
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that you're involved in
this sort of shit again, okay?
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Yes, ma'am.
'Cause if I do,
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my hand is going to go
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so far up your ass,
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I'm going to be able to
pull out your teeth
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one by one.
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Got it?
Yes, ma'am.
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All right. Now get.
[smacks bottom]
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You know I could've
taken him, right?
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You can get the next one.
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Good morning,
my working man.
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You'd better get up
and get going.
You're going to be late.
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Late for what?
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Uh, your new job.
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Oh. Right.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Late on my first day?
That'd be bad.
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[chuckles]
Listen--
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I, uh, I got to get going.
I'm going to be late.
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You good?
Yeah.
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Okay. Lock the door
on your way out.
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Yeah.
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[sighs]
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Hey, neighbor.
How you been?
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It's great to see you
out and about this morning.
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Listen, I never got
your response back
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regarding reinstating
neighborhood watch.
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I sent a few letters out
but never heard back.
Oh.
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It probably got lost
in the mail.
It doesn't matter.
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I got another form for you.
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Right. Uh,
I'll file that.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, and I couldn't help
but notice your yard.
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I got to be honest, June,
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it's seen better days--
even months.
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Is that all, Woody?
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I mean, curb appeal
is important, you know?
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And we don't want
the property values
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in this neighborhood
going down.
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I mean, look,
the-the bushes
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out there in front,
they're growing so tall.
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Those should just
be trimmed.
Uh-huh.
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So that, you know,
you want people to see
your house.
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Like right over here,
this is all so dry.
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Used to be all lilies,
and now it looks like
Afghanistan.
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And the geraniums are...
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desperately trying
to stay alive.
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And, I don't know,
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my heart just breaks
for 'em.
246
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:09,081
Your heart breaks
for them?
247
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,083
And...
248
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,986
your bougainvilleas
on this wall are dead.
That needs to be--
249
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,289
What is the matter with you?
Do you have Asperger's
or some shit?
250
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,860
I mean, can you not read
251
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,128
the writing on my face?
252
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:27,566
Get the fuck away from me.
253
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,135
You don't care about me,
I don't care about you,
254
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,937
so you have a great day,
and I won't.
255
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,472
Well, I hope...
Thanks for the paper.
256
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,908
I hope you do have
a great day.
257
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,476
And, you know,
258
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:41,146
remember,
if you see something,
say something.
259
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:44,183
Woody.
I see something.
260
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,019
I see a jackass.
261
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,523
You don't have to be
such a twat, June.
262
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,094
You're a twat.
263
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:02,134
A delight, as always,
Woody.
264
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,680
[muttering]
265
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,319
[grunts]
266
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,528
[groaning]
267
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,389
[groans]
268
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,161
[phone rings]
269
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,696
[chuckles]
270
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,972
[coughs]
271
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,007
[ringing continues]
272
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,447
[beep]
[JunYou've reached
the Flemings,
273
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,316
Jim and June,
and we're not here right now.
274
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,318
Leave a message.
We'll get back to ya.
275
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,121
Not a long one though.
Bye.
276
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,689
[beep]
277
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,660
[woman]
Mom, are you there
and just not picking up?
278
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,628
Damn straight.
279
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,164
Mom, I'm...
I'm worried about you.
280
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,468
You haven't returned
my call in... in weeks,
281
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,737
and I have no idea
what's going on.
282
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,740
Call me, okay?
283
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,775
I love you.
284
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,583
[phone beeping]
285
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,728
Hey, dude.
286
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,464
Either buy something
or get out.
287
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,502
[groaning]
288
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,546
I'll take a regular
cup of coffee.
289
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,348
Our medium is a grande.
290
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,617
Did you want to do
a grande?
That's fine.
291
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,653
Uh, what else?
That's it.
292
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:38,757
Uh, we have
a $10 minimum here.
The free Wi-Fi.
293
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,461
That doesn't make sense.
I'll have a brownie.
Good choice.
294
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,329
Oh, you made it. 12.50.
295
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,131
12.50?
Mm-hmm.
296
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,568
For a medium cup
of coffee and a brownie?
Exactly.
297
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,644
That one got declined.
Hmm.
298
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,314
Let's try this one.
299
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:05,184
[beep]
Also declined.
300
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,219
[chuckles]
301
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,324
Third time's
a charm.
302
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,793
[beep]
No.
303
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,296
This is fun.
We could do this all day.
304
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,630
Can you guys
taper this off?
305
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,766
I got to teach a spin class
down the street.
306
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,668
You need to wait
your turn, sir.
307
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,337
And are we done here,
or you got anything else?
308
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,307
How about a...
free refill?
309
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,243
You didn't pay
for that.
Fuck you.
310
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,379
[cashier] Hey, bud,
you forgot your laptop.
311
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,317
Hey, you forgot your laptop!
312
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,821
You forgot your computer!
313
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,658
Fuck you-- I don't even care.
I'm going to steal
that computer.
314
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,507
How's the bread?
315
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,376
Mm. Good. You want?
316
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:07,312
No. I had a big breakfast.
317
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,282
Then why invite me
to lunch?
318
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,918
Well, because there's a few
things we have to talk about.
319
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:16,522
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
Let me guess.
320
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,391
You're worried
about me.
321
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,527
Well, yes.
Mm-hmm.
322
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,496
Uh, you think I'm not
taking care of myself
since your dad died.
323
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,765
Am I right?
324
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,668
And the house, it's in
a complete disarray--
Oh, Ollie.
325
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,803
Your dad was
the neat freak.
326
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,673
To tell you the truth,
he was a little OCD.
327
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,177
I'm, uh, more, uh, CGS.
328
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,713
"Could give a shit."
329
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,351
I am sorry I have not been over
as much as I used to,
330
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,555
but I am putting in
60 hours a week
in the hospital.
331
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,424
It's too much, Ollie.
332
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:56,395
Take care of yourself, huh?
I mean, even God
took a day off.
333
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,430
God didn't have you as a mother.
334
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,499
Just let someone
help you.
335
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,770
I'll think about it.
336
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,406
Okay? Promise.
337
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,477
Son of a...
338
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:15,547
[radiator hissing]
339
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:23,555
I feel like I'm just
floating by, you know?
340
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,591
One day I want to do this.
341
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,528
Next day it's something else.
342
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,563
I guess I just need
some guidance.
343
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,366
Go with your gut.
344
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,936
Right now,
all my gut's saying
is "feed me."
345
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,939
Maybe you should get
a job at a restaurant.
346
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,643
So, what do you want to do
when you grow up?
347
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,980
Eh, in this economy,
hard to say right now.
348
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,449
Got to see
how it plays out.
349
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,386
That makes sense.
350
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,990
With that being said,
I ran the numbers
with my mom,
351
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,992
and we can't
swing it, Rodney.
352
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:03,395
It's time to
move out, ASAP.
353
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,468
I appreciate you
going to bat for me.
354
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,336
No problem.
355
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:15,374
By the way, you need
a new carburetor.
356
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,343
May have to downgrade
to Rollerblades.
357
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,599
Hello.
358
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,504
Tessie?
359
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,911
Shh! Tess?
360
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:56,648
Your new roommate's here.
361
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,583
[rhythmically]
♪ Your roommate is here ♪
362
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,552
♪ Your roommate is here ♪
363
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,822
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Where is my Tessie? ♪
364
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,992
[chuckles]
Tess?
365
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,429
Jeez, Rodney, what--
what the hell
are you doing?
366
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:13,498
[trills tongue]
To what do I owe
this... pleasure?
367
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,535
What's going on?
Why-Why is your stuff here?
What...
368
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:20,572
I thought me and this little guy
could come over for a talk.
369
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,408
[exhales]
Maybe a fresh start.
370
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:27,679
Is the pizza already here?
Oh, man, you are one fast
delivery guy.
371
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:33,352
Wait. Where's...
Where's the pizza?
Who's this guy?
372
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,488
Rodney...
No! Eh, eh, eh,
eh-eh, eh!
373
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,659
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?!
374
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,461
I'm Keith.
375
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,499
I'm sorry, but...
376
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,668
is this some sort of
a sick joke?
377
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,570
Just shut up!
378
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:55,040
God, you give me
such a headache sometimes!
379
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,576
[Keith]
So you're really not
the pizza guy?
380
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,647
Look.
381
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,717
Maybe this is
some sort of a weird...
382
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,387
speed bump in our
relationship
383
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,955
that soon will pass.
384
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,692
No, Rodney. It's not
a speed bump.
385
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,762
Think of it
as a permanent
road closure.
386
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:19,831
What?
Sorry, dude.
387
00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:29,408
How long has this...fling
been going on?
388
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,944
Five months.
We have only been dating
for six months.
389
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:35,847
What do you want me to say?
390
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,854
[sighs]
391
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,024
Look, Rodney, I...
392
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,026
I can't keep
taking care of you.
393
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:51,430
I need to be provided for,
and Keith is responsible.
394
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,099
He's a pilot.
She breached the cockpit.
395
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,834
[Tess] He literally
takes care of
396
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,003
hundreds of lives
every single day,
397
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,739
and you can't even take care
of an unnamed goldfish.
398
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,574
Sushi.
399
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,709
What?
400
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:07,446
The fish.
I named him Sushi.
401
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,849
You said if I named him,
you'd think about
moving in with me.
402
00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,553
I wasn't serious.
403
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,588
You're breaking my heart.
404
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,657
I'm sorry.
No. No.
405
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,625
Whoa! Sushi!
406
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,195
Sushi needs water!
Where-Where is he?
407
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,865
I don't know.
Sushi! Where'd he go?
408
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,901
Oh, God. I don't even know
how that happened.
409
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,636
How what happened?
410
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,039
[mouths word]
411
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:39,945
Can I have a moment
alone here, please?
412
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,681
Take all the time
you need, brother.
413
00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:45,750
I appreciate that, Keith.
414
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:48,019
Right.
415
00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:54,693
[sighs]
416
00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:01,166
[toilet flushes]
417
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:18,183
[Tess]
How can we just let him
stay in the bathroom like that?
418
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,019
What if he tries
to kill himself?
419
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,722
[Keith]
He's going through
a rough time right now.
420
00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:25,257
[Tess]
It's a fish!
421
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,125
[Keith]
His fish.
422
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,927
[Tess] No.
423
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,829
[Keith] I'll do it.
I'll check on him.
424
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:36,034
Give it, like, a minute.
If I hear weird sounds...
[defecating]
425
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:43,708
Oh!
426
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,844
Shit!
427
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,713
Arrrr!
428
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:25,183
[ballad playing,
lyrics indistinct]
429
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,930
[motor stuttering]
430
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:19,070
[fails to turn over]
Uhh!
431
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,836
Mm-hmm.
432
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,773
Okay, buddy.
433
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:03,214
[groans]
I'm parched too.
434
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,861
You too, baby.
435
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,265
Happy.
[laughs]
436
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,710
What in the...
devil stick is this?
437
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:43,054
Where the hell
does this go?
438
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,828
[snoring]
439
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,763
[chuckles]
440
00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:59,003
[gasps]
Jimmy Buffett.
441
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:02,340
Hey. You know, it's rude
to just snatch something
away from somebody,
442
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,476
especially
while they're napping.
443
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:07,445
[laughing]
Rude?
444
00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,115
Right.
This from that punk
445
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,183
who outright stole
my electricity.
446
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:15,887
You know, you'd better
get your ass out of here
before I get my gun.
447
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,956
You have a gun?
448
00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,190
Uh-huh. Three.
449
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,026
Lola... Ooh,
she's my favorite.
450
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,299
[not starting]
451
00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:37,041
Small problem.
452
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:39,210
My car appears
to be broken.
453
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,513
Then I tried calling for help
before my phone died,
454
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:44,249
which prompted me
to borrow...
Steal.
455
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,986
steal your power
just long enough
to charge my phone.
456
00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,988
You entitled punk!
457
00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:53,124
You know,
we all got problems, kid.
Take 'em someplace else.
458
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:56,561
I'm sick of looking at
that old hunk of shit.
459
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:01,032
I could say the same thing
about you.
460
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,901
Oh.
461
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,537
Oh, that is good.
[chuckles]
462
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,072
That is so good.
I'm calling the cops.
463
00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:11,910
Okay, that's really
unnecessary. I'm sure we
could work something out.
464
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:15,847
[groans]
465
00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:19,117
Don't test me.
Not testing.
Not testing.
466
00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,986
Is everything okay, June?
467
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,322
Fuck off, Woody.
468
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,559
[cries out]
469
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,460
[coughs]
470
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,596
Yow!
471
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,398
Okay, look,
look, look, look.
472
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,567
I have a proposition.
You have grass.
473
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,102
Everybody's grass
needs cut.
474
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,839
So how about in exchange
for your, uh,
475
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,008
borrowed power, I--
476
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,244
stolen power,
477
00:30:46,244 --> 00:30:49,314
I'd be more than willing
to lend my labor.
478
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:58,056
Okay.
479
00:30:58,056 --> 00:31:00,892
Okay, but you've got to do
some other shit too.
480
00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:04,996
[chuckles]
Speaking of shit...
like clean my toilets.
481
00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:06,998
I don't do toilets.
482
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:10,168
And I don't do you.
[chuckles]
483
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,305
Look, Liz?
Jer. Is that you?
484
00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:17,041
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You win.
485
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:20,011
Jerry, hold on.
Say that again.
486
00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:22,080
You win.
487
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,215
Jer, I'll call you back.
488
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:55,313
[chuckles]
489
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,658
Hey.
490
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,694
Don't cut your toes off,
asshole.
491
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:12,297
[chuckles]
492
00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:19,270
♪ Burst in the morning, baby
Sing out that tune ♪
493
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:24,342
♪ Power into burning
in the bright afternoon ♪
494
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:28,513
♪ Sugar and caffeine's
gonna fuel my day ♪
495
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:33,985
♪ Till the evening breeze
will seal me away ♪
496
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:41,726
♪ I can't help but wonder
what I'm doing ♪
497
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:45,229
♪ I can't seem to
figure it out ♪
498
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:52,136
♪ I'm heading down
the road to ruin, baby ♪
499
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:57,141
♪ Am I just fooling myself? ♪
500
00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,244
[Rodney] Ahem.
501
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,514
Hello.
502
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,652
Hmph.
503
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:11,289
When am I allowed to take
my state-mandated
30-minute break?
504
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,692
God, I hate you.
505
00:33:14,692 --> 00:33:16,761
Mm.
506
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,632
Tuna salad sandwich.
507
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:28,006
[sniffs]
Yummy.
508
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,408
[coughs]
509
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:33,011
Is this tuna
of the can?
510
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,580
No. I caught it.
511
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,115
Impressive.
512
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:40,184
Is there... anything else
on the menu?
513
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,220
Nada.
514
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,722
Well, I don't
really let
515
00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:47,592
processed bullshit
into my body.
Watch your goddamn mouth.
516
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:50,428
You watch
your goddamn mouth.
517
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,602
Hmm.
[chuckles]
518
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,440
This smells like
a dead corpse.
519
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,444
You really are an ungrateful
little bitch, aren't you?
520
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,713
Well, you're
an old-ass bitch.
521
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,449
[laughing]
522
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,185
I'll just eat the chips.
523
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:21,793
five-letter word for "spoon."
524
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,429
Ladle?
525
00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:39,510
That's it, bud.
Wrap it up.
526
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,679
That's enough
for today.
527
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,717
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
528
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,290
Get that.
529
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,825
That.
530
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:15,379
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a nice life, huh?
531
00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:19,250
You too.
I'm Rodney, by the way.
532
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,718
Really?
533
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:23,121
I thought your name
was Asshole.
534
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,323
[chuckles]
535
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:29,327
I'm June.
536
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,529
Dumpster's that way.
537
00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:48,179
Okay.
Uh...
538
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,382
[clicking sounds]
539
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:54,385
Set the winners aside
just for you.
540
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,787
Now, if you win,
I want my cut.
541
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,723
Fair enough.
542
00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:01,325
All set.
Thanks, Chad.
543
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,394
Have a good night,
June.
544
00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:07,165
Yep. I'll see you
tomorrow.
545
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,467
Get home safe.
546
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:12,236
[chuckles]
547
00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:16,240
[sighs]
548
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:29,854
Why are you still here?
549
00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:35,526
I think I, uh,
left my wallet
inside your house.
550
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,529
Thought you didn't have
any money.
551
00:36:39,497 --> 00:36:41,432
Oh, I don't.
552
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,469
So why do you need
an empty wallet?
553
00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,541
I guess I don't.
554
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,444
Guess I'll just hit
the sidewalk.
555
00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:03,454
You can have, um,
556
00:37:04,455 --> 00:37:06,724
three of these.
557
00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,894
Domestic or import?
558
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,631
Don't push it.
559
00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,743
[Rodney]
She'd been cheating
on me for months.
560
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,679
Months.
561
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,948
And if that wasn't
bad enough,
562
00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:32,750
then Sushi died.
563
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,553
What, your dog?
No, my goldfish.
564
00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,456
May she float in peace.
565
00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:39,824
Hey!
566
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:43,794
Sushi and I had
a swimmingly good time together.
567
00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:51,936
So, would you
take her back?
568
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,571
Sushi?
569
00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:57,041
No, the bitch.
570
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:59,577
Aren't we not supposed to call
women bitches anymore?
571
00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:01,512
Like, feminism
or something like...
572
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:05,816
No. You are not
supposed to call
women bitches.
573
00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:09,320
But me?
A cunt is a cunt.
574
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,557
[both laughing]
575
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,297
Hoo!
576
00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:23,467
You didn't answer
my question.
You asked a question?
577
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:27,305
I did. Would...
Would you take her back?
578
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,440
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
579
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:32,343
No.
580
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,080
Maybe.
581
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,716
That's a yes.
582
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:42,453
She was just
really, really,
583
00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:45,556
really... hot.
584
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:48,959
Men are so stupid.
585
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,396
What about your husband?
586
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:56,434
Dead.
587
00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,537
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
588
00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,038
Uh-huh.
589
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:02,840
When did he pass?
590
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,509
God!
[chuckles]
591
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,678
I hate that word.
592
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,614
"Pass." I mean,
like death is as easy
593
00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,517
as-as-as passing gas.
594
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,520
I mean, stupid assholes,
you know?
595
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,123
They--They--
They use another word
596
00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:22,493
to make it seem
like it's okay,
597
00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,029
but, you know,
he's dead.
598
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,967
D-E-A-D.
599
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,738
Dead.
600
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,944
So, what's your story, huh?
601
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:42,913
I grew up in
the foster care system.
602
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:45,883
Hmm. That must've
been tough.
603
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,418
Eh.
604
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,556
Ah.
605
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,493
So,
606
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,930
you want to watch
an Antiques Roadshow?
607
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,467
I'm gonna need
another one of those.
608
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:04,835
Me too.
609
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:07,505
Come on. Now, just
like I showed you.
Okay.
610
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,441
[both chuckling]
611
00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:19,950
[snoring]
612
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,520
Uhh.
613
00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:54,852
[gasps, exclaims]
614
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:21,612
[coughs]
615
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:25,649
[coughing]
616
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,718
[retching]
617
00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,907
I'll need an initial
here, here,
618
00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:52,142
and sign
and date here.
619
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:04,755
Still the 28th, right?
620
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:07,124
Yes.
621
00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:10,694
Great. Well, let me know
if anything changes.
622
00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:13,898
Good seeing you.
You too.
623
00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:21,171
[exhales forcefully]
624
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,017
Um, hi?
625
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,853
Hello there,
626
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,822
uh, strange person.
627
00:42:38,822 --> 00:42:40,324
Hey there.
628
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,693
What are you doing?
629
00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:46,063
Just, uh, putting some
630
00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,832
finishing touches
on my place.
631
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:50,734
This is your place?
632
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:52,836
Well, it's, uh,
633
00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:54,939
more of an investment
property.
634
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:57,875
It's a foreclosure.
Probably gonna flip it.
635
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,944
I'm Rodney, by the way.
636
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,286
Hey, where are you going?
637
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,925
[both]
Who's this?
638
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:19,797
That's the help.
639
00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:21,799
Really?
640
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,735
I'm gonna take this personally
here in a second.
A word?
641
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,245
[grunts]
642
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,759
Unh.
643
00:43:48,759 --> 00:43:50,894
[June]
So nice to see you,
sweetheart.
644
00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:53,864
[Ollie] I love these
sweatpants. What is this,
the 20th day in a row?
645
00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:59,803
Mom, these are all full.
646
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:02,706
Have you even taken
a single pill?
647
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,243
Mom, this is your life.
648
00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:09,913
If you read,
you will see
that it says,
649
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,850
"Do not mix
the pills
with the booze."
650
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,852
So I'm just following
directions.
651
00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:17,221
Oh, then lay off
the booze, Mom.
It's simple.
652
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,156
Honey,
653
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,792
if I cold-turkey quit,
that will kill me.
654
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:25,829
Just let me have
whatever I need, okay,
655
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,699
to enjoy the rest
of my life.
656
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,200
God. That's crazy.
657
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,069
Here I was actually thinking
you were listening
658
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,904
to what I was saying
at lunch the other day.
659
00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:35,906
[June]
I was listening.
660
00:44:35,906 --> 00:44:37,408
You said,
"Get somebody
661
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,843
to help out around the house,"
so I did, look.
662
00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:42,913
Helping himself to lunch!
663
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,815
Is he actually homeless?
664
00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:48,852
[Rodney] Hey!
Zip it. You are
homeless, remember?
665
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:52,256
Is there any garlic sauce?
That is for her, not you.
666
00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:55,259
This is actually
pretty good.
Out.
667
00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:58,796
[coughs]
668
00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:03,801
This is your life.
669
00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,836
[groans]
670
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,253
Hello again.
Please don't yell at me.
671
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:26,323
I think we got off
on the wrong foot here.
672
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:29,326
Look, I'm not here
to steal your mom's shit
673
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:32,763
or take advantage of her
or anything like that, okay?
674
00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:36,033
I promise.
Can you do me
a small favor?
675
00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:37,935
Sure.
676
00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:40,237
Do you think
you can try
677
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:42,840
and get my mom
to take her meds?
678
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,008
Yeah, no problem.
679
00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:47,311
Seems easy,
but it's not.
680
00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:49,880
Are you saying that
June is stubborn?
Gasp.
681
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,015
Trick her like a dog.
682
00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:53,450
Seriously?
683
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,953
Doctor's orders.
[man] Hey, Olivia.
684
00:45:55,953 --> 00:45:58,122
Hey, Floyd.
685
00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:07,765
See you in Pilates.
Oh, yeah.
686
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:31,288
How many dead cats
are in here?
687
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,844
[chuckles]
688
00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:58,115
[imitating Bane]
You think darkness
is your ally,
689
00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,918
but you merely
adopted it.
690
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,887
I was born into it.
691
00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:05,522
Molded by it.
692
00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:10,060
I didn't see the light
until I was already a man.
693
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:13,597
But by then it was nothing
to me but blinding!
694
00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:16,066
How long have you been
standing there?
695
00:47:16,066 --> 00:47:18,302
You're a weird little man.
696
00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:26,276
There's a ton
of cool shit in here.
697
00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:30,113
Really? Who the hell
do you think put it here?
698
00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:31,982
Check this out.
699
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:35,886
[chuckling]
700
00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:38,555
[coughing]
701
00:47:40,257 --> 00:47:42,526
This is how
Jim and I met.
Really?
702
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:46,530
I see this handsome guy
ride by.
703
00:47:48,966 --> 00:47:51,168
I whistled.
704
00:47:51,168 --> 00:47:54,171
He stopped.
705
00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:56,006
I got on.
706
00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,643
And never got off.
707
00:48:16,193 --> 00:48:18,295
♪ Supper's almost ready ♪
708
00:48:18,295 --> 00:48:20,297
♪ Supper's
almost ready ♪
709
00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:22,199
[vocalizing]
♪ Rodney ♪
710
00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,067
♪ Supper made that Rodney ♪
711
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,503
♪ Rodney made the supper ♪
712
00:48:28,505 --> 00:48:31,108
Well, supper's
almost ready.
713
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:38,115
Hmm.
What's on the menu?
714
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:41,385
[coughs]
Doesn't smell half bad.
715
00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:43,120
Mmm!
716
00:48:45,956 --> 00:48:50,127
Well, the old bitch
can be nice
when she wants to be.
717
00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:54,064
I like to call it...
Rodney Surprise.
718
00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:56,233
Ah.
It's pasta with--
719
00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:59,970
Uh, uh, uh!
Don't spoil the surprise.
720
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:07,511
So, why don't you invite
a friend for dinner?
721
00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:11,315
I mean, that is
if you've got any.
722
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,551
Yeah, sure.
723
00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:17,254
I think I know someone
who can make it.
724
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,023
♪ Supper's almost ready ♪
725
00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:28,231
Oh, June, drink up!
726
00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:31,368
You are in the liquor
penalty box right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
727
00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:35,539
Ew! That did not
look good.
728
00:49:35,539 --> 00:49:38,709
Okay. Boy,
we are running low
on the old hooch.
729
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,278
Oh, can't you pussies
keep up?
730
00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:43,747
What does that mean?
731
00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,116
That means
we're her friends.
732
00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,719
Uh-huh.
[chuckles]
733
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,289
Okay, I think I saw a bottle
of something in the garage.
734
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:53,390
All right.
Be right back.
735
00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:56,093
You'd better.
736
00:49:56,093 --> 00:49:58,462
So,
737
00:49:58,462 --> 00:50:01,565
shark attack, shark attack,
738
00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:04,101
shark attack,
shark attack!
[giggling]
739
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:20,050
Shark attack!
Booze attack.
740
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:22,185
Booze attack. Booze attack.
Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Look at what he brought.
741
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:25,088
Look at what he brought.
Here. Arm-wrestle me.
Arm-wrestle me.
742
00:50:25,088 --> 00:50:26,289
Come on. Ready?
Here we go.
743
00:50:26,289 --> 00:50:28,125
[grunts]
Oh, no!
744
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,760
[grunting]
[giggling]
745
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,463
Got ya.
He's a strong man.
746
00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:35,799
Okay.
All right, guys.
747
00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:38,335
Who's up? Your turn.
It's all yours, big guy.
748
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:40,070
Your turn, buddy.
749
00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:43,607
All right, but I can't
drink much more juice.
750
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:46,309
It gives me the runs.
Oh, God.
751
00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:48,578
Well, shit.
I think, then,
752
00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:51,448
it's time for you
to have your first beer.
753
00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:55,118
[all laughing, chattering]
754
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,722
All right, I came
as fast as I could.
755
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,824
Oh! With burritos!
756
00:51:00,824 --> 00:51:04,428
Okay!
'Cause I made dinner,
757
00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:07,431
so, not sure
why we have that.
758
00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:10,400
Yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy. Yum!
759
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,302
What's that?
760
00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,304
Uh, special occasion.
761
00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:16,773
Company. Company.
762
00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:19,242
About that dinner?
763
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,244
Let me get some plates.
764
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:24,314
Yeah, and we're
all going to eat.
You too, Charlie, okay?
765
00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:25,849
You like burritos?
Yep.
766
00:51:25,849 --> 00:51:27,584
Mmm. Me too.
767
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,719
How's that look
to you, huh?
Here we go.
768
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,389
So you met my mom
when you were stealing
her power?
769
00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,825
Borrowing.
Stealing.
770
00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:36,726
Stealing. Yeah.
771
00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:40,764
Who does that?
772
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:43,366
You would've done
the exact same thing.
773
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,368
No.
No.
774
00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:47,737
No, you wouldn't have.
775
00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:53,210
So you actually like
living here.
776
00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:55,545
Yeah, I do.
777
00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:57,614
I mean, there's this...
778
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:01,118
There's, like, one thing
that's... mm.
779
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,385
What?
780
00:52:02,385 --> 00:52:05,489
Sometimes June makes me
rub her feet.
781
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:08,125
Ew! What?
No, I'm kidding.
782
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,393
That only happened,
like, twice.
783
00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:14,431
You are a freak.
784
00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:16,566
[chuckles]
So you got a man?
785
00:52:16,566 --> 00:52:19,236
Whoa. Don't even.
786
00:52:19,236 --> 00:52:21,404
What?
787
00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:24,207
Well, the... the first
question you asked me--
788
00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:27,244
the very first question--
789
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:29,379
isn't about my work,
790
00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:33,183
which I do way too much of,
791
00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:36,319
or-or about my hobbies
792
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,255
or my interests or...
793
00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:39,890
No.
794
00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:43,860
No, the very first question
you ask me is if I've got a man?
795
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,730
So you're single.
Go to hell.
796
00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:52,435
I'm going through a, uh,
pretty rough breakup myself.
797
00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:54,471
She dumped me,
798
00:52:54,471 --> 00:52:58,842
but I guess you could say
I returned the favor.
799
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:01,811
[snickering]
800
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:05,448
I'm s-- What?
What are you laughing at?
801
00:53:05,448 --> 00:53:06,683
You don't want to know.
802
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,618
Okay, now you have
to tell me.
803
00:53:08,618 --> 00:53:11,588
You can't judge me.
I make no promises.
804
00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:13,523
I upper-decked her.
805
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,358
You what?
806
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:19,396
You know the top part
of the toilet
807
00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:22,199
where there's the lid,
and then you got the clean
water up there, right?
808
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,567
Mm-hmm.
So...
809
00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,902
Yeah, I don't like
where this is going.
810
00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:28,672
Yeah, so I went
number two in there,
811
00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:33,276
and then I sealed
that bad boy up
like an Egyptian coffin.
812
00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:36,947
[snickers]
813
00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,216
How old are you?
814
00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:46,489
No.
815
00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:48,325
I misread that.
Mm-hmm.
816
00:54:08,378 --> 00:54:11,548
Look at this.
817
00:54:11,548 --> 00:54:12,782
Go.
818
00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:18,822
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
819
00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,793
Brought you a little
movie snack.
820
00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:27,530
[dialogue on TV]
821
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,702
You son of a bitch.
822
00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:40,677
Ollie put you up to this?
823
00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:43,747
I plead the Fifth.
Mm. [chuckles]
824
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,422
I'll eat the banana,
but that's it.
825
00:54:55,558 --> 00:54:57,360
You're a good kid.
826
00:55:05,435 --> 00:55:07,037
Hello.
827
00:55:08,772 --> 00:55:11,641
All right, I would like
a pack of reds,
828
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:14,344
a fifth of gin,
829
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:17,914
and six scratchers,
but please pull every
other scratch off.
830
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:29,426
Hello.
831
00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:31,928
Yeah.
June said there was
832
00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:35,665
some asshole coming by
to get some stuff for her.
833
00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:38,435
Okay. I will take
a pack of reds,
834
00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:40,603
a fifth of gin,
and six scratch-offs,
835
00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:42,939
but please pull
every other scratcher.
836
00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:45,642
Hey, how is she,
by the way?
837
00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:47,844
She's fine.
838
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,414
Yeah, she hasn't been
coming in here lately,
839
00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:54,684
and she didn't look too good
the last time...
840
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:57,587
You know what? Never mind.
I'm rambling.
841
00:55:57,587 --> 00:56:01,124
Uh, just costs $10,
for June.
842
00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:11,634
Tell her I said hi.
Will do.
843
00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:13,403
Good.
844
00:56:21,678 --> 00:56:25,749
♪ Her father was
a concrete man ♪
845
00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:28,151
♪ And her mother
was a painter ♪
846
00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:34,758
♪ Born with good hands ♪
847
00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:37,927
♪ She was born a creator ♪
848
00:56:58,014 --> 00:57:00,016
[coughs]
849
00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:02,452
Aren't you, uh, hungry?
850
00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:04,754
No, I guess not.
851
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:10,593
Huh. Well,
that's a first.
852
00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:15,432
Well, there's
more for me.
853
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,469
What are those pills for?
854
00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:31,614
My business, Rodney.
I'm serious.
855
00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,450
So am I.
856
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,685
Mind your business.
857
00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:40,089
It's just, uh,
858
00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:42,926
Olivia seemed pretty intent
on getting you to take them.
859
00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:44,794
Now there goes
my appetite.
860
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:47,764
And earlier today
at the convenience store--
861
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:51,768
What'd he tell you?
He just asked
if you were okay.
862
00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:53,837
What are you hiding?
863
00:57:59,676 --> 00:58:02,145
[coughs]
You know what?
864
00:58:03,746 --> 00:58:05,748
I'm going for a drive.
865
00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:08,117
You're not allowed to drive.
866
00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:10,787
Then you go
for a goddamn drive.
I don't have a car.
867
00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:13,857
Take mine.
How sick are you?
868
00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:17,927
I'm fine.
869
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:19,896
Don't lie to me.
870
00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:22,732
"Don't lie to me"?
871
00:58:22,732 --> 00:58:24,767
What are you,
my father?
872
00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:26,736
Huh? What do you care?
873
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:31,274
Because I care about you,
you idiot.
874
00:58:31,274 --> 00:58:33,676
Don't talk to me like that,
you son of a bitch.
875
00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:36,045
Who the hell do
you think you are?
876
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:39,082
[sighs]
Look, um,
877
00:58:39,082 --> 00:58:41,117
I'm just worried,
that's all.
878
00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:43,520
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
879
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,022
Right, you're worried.
Yeah, I know what
you're worried about.
880
00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:48,691
You're worried about
losing your free ride.
881
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,793
[scoffs]
882
00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:53,997
You know what?
You know what?
883
00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:57,734
This is not working
for me.
884
00:58:57,734 --> 00:58:59,802
Uh-uh. I, uh...
885
00:58:59,802 --> 00:59:02,872
I think you have
overstayed your welcome.
886
00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:05,775
Pack up your stuff.
Tonight.
887
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:07,911
I want you to pack up
your stuff and go.
888
00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:10,613
You don't mean that, June.
889
00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:12,215
Oh, don't I?
890
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,851
Don't I?
891
00:59:14,851 --> 00:59:17,153
You know, I, uh,
892
00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:19,722
I gave you a roof,
I gave you a place to stay,
893
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,058
I put food in your stomach,
but that is not enough for you.
894
00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:24,727
No, no. You just
have to keep prying,
895
00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:27,263
don't you, kid? Huh?
896
00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:29,065
Look, if I want to...
897
00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:31,701
if I want to kill myself,
898
00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:33,870
that is my business.
899
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:36,306
June, you're blowing this
way out of proportion!
900
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,741
And you get out of here.
Go on. Go on. Get out.
901
00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:42,312
Leave. Get out.
Yeah? No wonder
you're all alone.
902
00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:46,349
Fuck you. Fuck you.
903
00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:48,751
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Stop, stop, please.
904
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,287
You're gonna
talk shit, huh?
Hey! Hey! Stop!
905
00:59:51,287 --> 00:59:53,623
You're gonna talk such
shit stuff? Man up.
I'm sorry!
906
00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:56,726
Man up, huh? Pussy! Pussy!
I am not gonna fight you!
907
00:59:56,726 --> 01:00:01,631
June! June!
Get the fuck out
of my house! Get out!
908
01:00:07,236 --> 01:00:09,839
And you're gonna die
in this house all al--
909
01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:58,788
[groaning]
910
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,796
[mutters]
911
01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:18,775
[gasps]
912
01:01:18,775 --> 01:01:20,677
[groans]
913
01:01:21,878 --> 01:01:25,148
[groaning, muttering]
914
01:01:25,148 --> 01:01:27,150
Well, thanks
for coming, Rudy.
915
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,452
We need someone who could
start right this second.
916
01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:32,155
We are clogged with work.
[laughing]
917
01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:34,857
It's actually Rodney.
918
01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:37,093
Huh?
919
01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:39,128
Ah, that's right.
I apologize.
920
01:01:39,128 --> 01:01:41,397
Well, we've been having
a shitter of a day.
921
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,002
So, do you have
any plumbing experience?
922
01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:48,738
We need someone who can lay
a lot of pipe, and quick!
923
01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:52,008
[wheezing laugh]
Hey!
Hey!
924
01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:55,912
This work is
no laughing matter.
925
01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:59,015
You'd be amazed at some of
the house calls we get.
926
01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:02,085
The things some kids do
to toilets!
927
01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:05,488
You ever heard
of an upper-deck?
928
01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:08,991
[shudders]
[phone rings]
929
01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:11,427
Excuse me.
930
01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,030
Talk to me.
931
01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:17,867
Well, just do it!
You'll be saving someone's day,
932
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,803
and frankly,
we can use the cash.
[chuckles]
933
01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:25,007
You'll be a hero.
Little Tommy will
forever salute you.
934
01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:28,444
[laughing]
So, back to you.
935
01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:30,813
You said you guys
need the cash?
936
01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:33,816
Yeah, but don't worry.
I'll make sure you get paid.
937
01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:35,518
Really?
938
01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:37,053
Of course.
939
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:40,022
When a poor person's toilet
gets clogged,
940
01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:43,025
they grab a plunger
and fix it themselves.
941
01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:45,862
When a rich person's toilet
gets clogged,
942
01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:48,131
they grab a Valium, Xanax,
943
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,533
klonopin, Ativan, whatever,
944
01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:52,135
and they call us.
945
01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:54,437
They're willing to pay us
hundreds of dollars
946
01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:57,874
to fish their shit
out of the toilet.
947
01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:04,013
I'm sorry. I thought
you were making a joke
about the shit.
948
01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,448
Kid, don't curse.
949
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:09,085
If you can't take
this job interview seriously,
950
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:11,554
you probably don't belong here.
951
01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:14,824
[chuckles]
Well, I appreciate
the consideration.
952
01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:18,094
Yeah. You didn't get
the job, idiot.
953
01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:20,797
That's not my résumé.
954
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:24,867
It's not?
Oh, this guy's good though.
955
01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,903
[numbers dialing]
956
01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:30,072
Rudy, we are clogged
with work.
957
01:03:30,072 --> 01:03:33,009
[laughing]
Okay.
958
01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:35,278
[coughing]
959
01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:42,885
So he just up and left,
just like that?
960
01:03:46,022 --> 01:03:48,224
Just like that.
961
01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:51,260
It was like...
Flash Man.
962
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:55,898
Right, and you're sure
you had nothing to do with it.
963
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:58,534
Absolutely.
Nothing.
964
01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:02,371
Mom.
965
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,542
[exhales]
966
01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:08,477
He was an asshole.
967
01:04:08,477 --> 01:04:10,880
So are you.
968
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,415
Good point.
969
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:15,952
Are you going to apologize?
970
01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:17,987
What for?
971
01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:20,223
And besides, I don't
even know where he is.
972
01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:23,125
You call him.
I don't have his number.
973
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:25,628
What? Seriously?
974
01:04:25,628 --> 01:04:27,230
He lived here.
975
01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:30,233
Why would I have
a need to call him?
976
01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:34,070
[coughing]
977
01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:46,582
[scoffs]
978
01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:49,151
He really didn't
have any money.
[chuckles]
979
01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,161
I got this.
980
01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:01,130
Check and mate, mate.
981
01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:05,167
I call a re-do.
I'm gonna quit while
I'm still on top.
982
01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:07,203
Come on!
983
01:05:07,203 --> 01:05:08,604
Fine.
984
01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:10,139
Yes!
985
01:05:13,175 --> 01:05:15,144
You all right?
986
01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:18,214
What? I'm fine.
987
01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:20,449
You should go
talk to her.
988
01:05:22,118 --> 01:05:23,552
You keep saying that.
989
01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:27,156
Because, duh, it's true.
How about this?
990
01:05:27,156 --> 01:05:29,592
If I win,
then you have to.
991
01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:33,996
You've been playing me
this whole time.
Yes.
992
01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:38,167
No, I mean, you've been waiting
for this moment, and now
you're gonna whoop my ass.
993
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,435
Also yes.
994
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,304
Well, what if I quit?
995
01:05:41,304 --> 01:05:44,440
Then you'll have lost
because you resigned.
996
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,575
You're going to be
president someday.
997
01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:49,011
Nah, that's for chumps.
998
01:05:49,011 --> 01:05:51,681
Party on the top floor.
999
01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:53,616
Slap it, boss.
1000
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:56,152
Little slap
to make her happy.
1001
01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:58,020
What?
1002
01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:00,289
[laughs]
Weirdo.
1003
01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:08,631
Hey. Um,
1004
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,367
so I know this is
kind of awkward,
1005
01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:13,369
and you probably didn't
expect to see me again
1006
01:06:13,369 --> 01:06:18,240
after the whole incident,
but, um,
1007
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,443
is there any chance
I could crash,
1008
01:06:20,443 --> 01:06:21,978
just for tonight?
1009
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:25,114
You are more than welcome
here, buddy.
1010
01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:28,184
It's great to see you.
You too.
1011
01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:33,322
You too, my man.
Like I said,
1012
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,625
it'll just be one or two--
one or two or a few.
1013
01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,527
Yeah.
Let's make it...
1014
01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:41,063
Wanna call it three or 14?
1015
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,665
Just a handshake on five?
1016
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:45,201
Can you just promise me,
like, a week?
1017
01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:46,335
Five...
1018
01:06:46,335 --> 01:06:48,671
Do you have pizza?
Well...
1019
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:53,509
Fuck it.
1020
01:06:55,444 --> 01:06:57,613
[sighs, chuckles]
1021
01:06:59,281 --> 01:07:01,650
Did you take your pills?
Yes.
1022
01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:03,419
I promise.
1023
01:07:05,788 --> 01:07:07,690
How are you feeling?
1024
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,592
Like shit.
1025
01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:11,160
[laughing]
1026
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,629
I could use a drink.
1027
01:07:19,101 --> 01:07:23,339
I'm sorry I haven't been around
as much as I should be.
1028
01:07:25,107 --> 01:07:27,777
You work your ass off.
1029
01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,779
And you love it.
1030
01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:33,416
And I love
that you love it.
1031
01:07:36,352 --> 01:07:39,055
Never say you're sorry.
1032
01:07:41,323 --> 01:07:44,360
You take good care
of me, hon.
1033
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,196
Better than anybody
could ever do.
1034
01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:50,199
It's not your fault
you got a...
1035
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:52,802
stubborn old bitch
of a mom.
1036
01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:08,717
I am so proud of you.
1037
01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:15,191
And your dad-- oh--
1038
01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:18,327
he would have been
real proud of you too.
1039
01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:25,234
You did good, baby.
1040
01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:27,503
You did good.
1041
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:32,441
[coughing]
1042
01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:38,581
[coughing continues]
1043
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,156
Mom? Are you okay?
1044
01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:49,558
And your actions
1045
01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:52,194
put me in a slightly
more hurtful position.
1046
01:08:52,194 --> 01:08:55,698
You're basically the reason
I'm in this entire situation.
1047
01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,770
Do you know what
your problem is?
1048
01:09:01,770 --> 01:09:03,205
I'm just lost.
1049
01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:06,442
You escalate things.
1050
01:09:06,442 --> 01:09:10,279
You need to
un-escalate things.
1051
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,414
You need to de-escalate.
1052
01:09:12,414 --> 01:09:15,351
You're going up.
You need to go down
1053
01:09:15,351 --> 01:09:17,520
and un-escalate it
1054
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,189
instead of escalate.
1055
01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:22,391
That's your problem.
1056
01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:25,928
Okay.
1057
01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:31,467
Excuse me.
1058
01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,303
But I see
what you're saying.
1059
01:09:34,303 --> 01:09:35,905
[laughing]
1060
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:17,446
Hello, people
I don't know.
1061
01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:22,284
Tough crowd.
1062
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,722
Is this
some sort of a...
1063
01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:28,824
party, or what are...
1064
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,696
Either way, I'm gonna guess
my invitation was probably
lost in the mail.
1065
01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:37,366
And I don't really have
a mailbox right now,
you know what I'm sayin'? Hey!
1066
01:10:43,305 --> 01:10:45,574
What, did somebody die
or something?
1067
01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,549
Um, I just personally
wanted to thank all of you
1068
01:10:53,549 --> 01:10:55,551
for being here today.
1069
01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:59,388
I know you all hold a special
place in my mom's heart.
1070
01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:03,025
I'd like to say
a few words myself.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
1071
01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:07,029
Mm.
1072
01:11:12,301 --> 01:11:14,470
Allow me.
1073
01:11:14,470 --> 01:11:16,005
Okay.
1074
01:11:18,474 --> 01:11:21,377
You've come to fight
as free men,
1075
01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:24,546
and free men you are.
1076
01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:27,683
But what will you do
with that freedom?
1077
01:11:29,018 --> 01:11:31,553
Will you run?
1078
01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:35,624
Or will you fight?
[man whispering]
Is that from Braveheart?
1079
01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,493
June fought.
1080
01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:40,462
June was a fighter.
1081
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:43,399
I didn't know her...
that well,
1082
01:11:43,399 --> 01:11:45,467
but I knew that much.
1083
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:48,504
She took a chance on me
when no one else wouldn't.
1084
01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:49,772
"Would."
Thank you.
1085
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,941
I guess now's
the part in the speech
1086
01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:56,045
where people say all those
stupid cliché things like,
1087
01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:57,980
"She lived life her way"
1088
01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,549
or "danced to the beat
of her own drum,"
1089
01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:03,485
but I think
June would hate that.
1090
01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:05,421
She would.
1091
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:11,794
I had the, uh,
worst day of my life.
1092
01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:15,331
Everything that
could go wrong
did go wrong,
1093
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,032
and then I met June,
1094
01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:20,636
and she rubbed it
in my face.
1095
01:12:20,636 --> 01:12:23,806
But then she gave me
a place to stay,
1096
01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:27,443
and she gave me
tuna sandwiches,
1097
01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:29,878
and they were
fuckin' terrible.
1098
01:12:29,878 --> 01:12:31,947
But she made me,
me again.
1099
01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:37,419
I, uh, guess that's
all I have to say.
1100
01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:40,055
Shit, fuckin'
allergies or...
1101
01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:42,758
[sobs, exhales]
1102
01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:45,527
[June]
Who wants to get laid?
1103
01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:48,764
[body thuds]
1104
01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:53,535
[June] Wake up! Yo!
Hey, wake up!
[Rodney mumbling]
1105
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:56,004
I decided
to have a funeral
1106
01:12:56,004 --> 01:12:58,073
for my old self.
1107
01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:02,711
It passed.
1108
01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:06,382
And me?
I am headed to Hawaii.
1109
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,517
How old are you?
1110
01:13:08,517 --> 01:13:11,620
Oh, I got you good!
1111
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:14,523
You monster.
1112
01:13:14,523 --> 01:13:17,526
Come on, let's get you up.
Come on. Get up!
1113
01:13:17,526 --> 01:13:21,563
Let's help her.
After we get me up.
1114
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:24,533
Ooh! Yeah.
Yep.
1115
01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:26,835
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
1116
01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:28,837
All right, well, hey,
I just wanted to let you know,
1117
01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:32,107
all that stuff that
I said over there,
I was just joking.
1118
01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:34,576
I didn't mean any of that,
so don't get weird.
1119
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:38,981
Well, some people grow up,
and others, like you, yeah...
1120
01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:42,518
born a little bitch,
always a little bitch.
1121
01:13:42,518 --> 01:13:44,520
[chuckling]
1122
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,722
So, Hawaii?
Mm-hmm.
1123
01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:49,658
[laughing]
1124
01:13:49,658 --> 01:13:52,060
The ocean air
will be good for her.
1125
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:54,129
Uh,
1126
01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:57,499
speaking of it,
uh, want to give me
1127
01:13:57,499 --> 01:14:00,536
a minute, a little tick
with Rodney?
1128
01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:02,571
Yeah.
1129
01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:04,640
Oh, hey, Rodney?
Yeah?
1130
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,444
Thank you for taking care
of her when I couldn't.
1131
01:14:14,716 --> 01:14:17,019
[exhales]
So, listen.
1132
01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:20,689
[clears throat]
Against my better judgment
1133
01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,525
and the advice
of my lawyer,
1134
01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:26,662
I decided I wanted to
leave you a little something.
1135
01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:29,698
You shouldn't have.
What is it?
1136
01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:33,235
Now I really know
I shouldn't have.
1137
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:38,974
Corner convenience store?
I actually own it.
1138
01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:40,776
Hmm?
1139
01:14:40,776 --> 01:14:44,546
And I'm leaving it to you.
1140
01:14:45,781 --> 01:14:46,782
What?
Mm-hmm.
1141
01:14:46,782 --> 01:14:49,818
Why would you
do that?
1142
01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:52,688
'Cause I don't scare you.
1143
01:14:52,688 --> 01:14:55,224
And, uh, you make me laugh.
1144
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:57,559
[chuckles]
1145
01:14:57,559 --> 01:15:00,729
I appreciate the faith.
1146
01:15:00,729 --> 01:15:02,631
I almost forgot.
1147
01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:06,068
Meet me in the garage.
1148
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:07,903
The garage?
1149
01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:10,706
Easy.
This is very scary,
Rodney.
1150
01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:12,708
Easy.
1151
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,276
Stop.
Here?
1152
01:15:14,276 --> 01:15:16,211
Keep 'em closed.
Okay. All right.
1153
01:15:16,211 --> 01:15:18,113
Don't cheat.
I'm not gonna cheat.
1154
01:15:18,113 --> 01:15:20,749
Could ruin the whole thing
if you cheat.
I'm not a cheater.
1155
01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:22,217
All right.
1156
01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:24,686
I'm many things,
but I'm not a cheater.
1157
01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:27,122
And... t--
1158
01:15:27,122 --> 01:15:29,625
Hang on.
Can I open 'em?
1159
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:30,726
No.
1160
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,594
♪ Ta-da! ♪
1161
01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:34,229
Can I open?
Yes.
1162
01:15:35,998 --> 01:15:38,534
New set of wheels
to get around.
1163
01:15:51,747 --> 01:15:53,815
Rodney,
I don't know...
1164
01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:55,784
I don't know
what to say.
1165
01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:06,128
Ah, ya...
jerk!
1166
01:16:06,128 --> 01:16:08,564
[laughing]
I love you too.
1167
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,965
Yeah.
1168
01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:12,701
Ah!
1169
01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:16,572
You might need this.
1170
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:19,575
Oh, yeah.
Probably not, but...
1171
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,743
It's not empty.
1172
01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:25,213
"Noice!"
1173
01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:26,848
Back pay.
1174
01:16:26,848 --> 01:16:28,016
Ah.
1175
01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:31,720
Come here.
[scoffs]
1176
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,623
Come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
1177
01:16:34,623 --> 01:16:37,793
You like it. Love it.
Come on. No. No.
1178
01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:41,763
Yeah?
1179
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,198
Come on.
1180
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:49,004
Are you crying?
No!
1181
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:51,139
Oh, I...
couldn't see.
1182
01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:54,710
I'm, you know,
remembering.
1183
01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:59,081
You know, they say
you never forget.
1184
01:16:59,081 --> 01:17:01,883
Let's hope to hell
they're right.
1185
01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:03,385
Pray for me.
1186
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:10,759
[mouths words]
1187
01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,731
June.
1188
01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,399
Woody.
1189
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:20,235
Let me just cut to the chase.
I heard that you were leaving,
1190
01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:22,971
and I want to
wish you farewell.
1191
01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:27,075
It was truly
a pleasure knowing you.
1192
01:17:27,075 --> 01:17:29,044
You don't mean
any of that.
1193
01:17:29,044 --> 01:17:30,912
No, I do not.
1194
01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:33,015
You know, Woody,
1195
01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:36,151
you... weren't
the worst neighbor.
1196
01:17:37,352 --> 01:17:39,755
I think in a way,
I'm gonna miss you.
1197
01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:42,324
Wow.
1198
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:44,893
Just kiddin'.
1199
01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:47,029
Take care, Woody.
1200
01:17:47,029 --> 01:17:49,297
Wh-Where's your helmet?
1201
01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:52,267
Twat!
1202
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:02,411
[man singing, indistinct]
1203
01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:14,923
♪ I'm gonna find
some other place ♪
1204
01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:16,091
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1205
01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:20,996
♪ Find some other way ♪
1206
01:18:20,996 --> 01:18:25,333
♪ I miss you ♪
1207
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:28,770
[song fades]
1208
01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:41,349
All right, guys,
I'm out.
1209
01:18:41,349 --> 01:18:43,251
Bro, you just
got here, man.
1210
01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:45,854
Hey, that's what happens
when you're the boss.
1211
01:18:45,854 --> 01:18:48,890
And, Chad, make sure none
of that candy's expired.
1212
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,093
[sarcastically]
Yes, boss.
1213
01:18:51,093 --> 01:18:54,863
And that is not an excuse
for you to just eat the candy
and then say it was expired.
1214
01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:56,932
You got me?
I got you.
1215
01:18:56,932 --> 01:19:00,802
Same goes to you, Billy.
Yes, sir.
1216
01:19:04,106 --> 01:19:06,975
Do these chips taste
expired to you?
1217
01:19:06,975 --> 01:19:10,378
[doorbell chimes]
[chuckles]
1218
01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:13,782
Do you guys have, like,
flavored condoms here?
1219
01:19:13,782 --> 01:19:17,152
I'm going
on a date tonight.
What?
1220
01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:23,959
[alarm bleats]
1221
01:19:28,029 --> 01:19:30,432
[not starting]
1222
01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:37,939
♪ Oh, it's a hell of a thing ♪
1223
01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:42,043
♪ What did you expect
from me? ♪
1224
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:45,514
♪ Darling, I'm a hypocrite ♪
1225
01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:48,984
♪ And maybe a liar ♪
1226
01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,887
♪ Oh, but maybe you like it ♪
1227
01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:55,323
♪ Mmm ♪
1228
01:20:04,099 --> 01:20:07,969
♪ Well, it ain't a secret
Everybody can tell ♪
1229
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:11,306
♪ I'm a hot-headed fool
Should be with anyone else ♪
1230
01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:16,545
♪ But I'm Four Roses in,
and I don't like the way
he looks at you ♪
1231
01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:22,484
♪ But your kiss is like
a razor blade ♪
1232
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:26,254
♪ It's like salt
on an open wound ♪
1233
01:20:26,254 --> 01:20:29,891
♪ Oh, we tell each other
we can change ♪
1234
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:34,362
♪ Or we'll kill each other
trying to ♪
1235
01:20:34,362 --> 01:20:38,400
♪ Oh, its a hell of a thing ♪
1236
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:42,170
♪ What did you expect
from me? ♪
1237
01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:46,141
♪ Darling, I'm a hypocrite ♪
1238
01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:49,077
♪ And maybe a liar ♪
1239
01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:52,447
♪ Oh, but maybe you like it ♪
1240
01:21:04,559 --> 01:21:08,263
♪ Oh, your tears
are like a hurricane ♪
1241
01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:12,067
♪ First you pull me close
and go away ♪
1242
01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,604
♪ Then you smile and tell me
I should stay ♪
1243
01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:18,406
♪ 'Cause I'm the only one
that can love ♪
1244
01:21:18,406 --> 01:21:22,177
♪ That kind of crazy ♪
1245
01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:26,214
♪ Oh, its a hell of a thing ♪
1246
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:30,085
♪ What did you expect
from me? ♪
1247
01:21:30,085 --> 01:21:33,622
♪ Darling, I'm a hypocrite ♪
1248
01:21:33,622 --> 01:21:36,958
♪ And maybe a liar ♪
1249
01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:40,428
♪ Oh, its a hell of a thing ♪
1250
01:21:40,428 --> 01:21:44,366
♪ Makes me weak
in the knees ♪
1251
01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:48,270
♪ Baby, I'm a hypocrite ♪
1252
01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:51,373
♪ And I know
that you're lying ♪
1253
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:54,509
♪ Oh, but maybe you like it ♪
1254
01:21:55,944 --> 01:21:59,314
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
1255
01:21:59,314 --> 01:22:02,350
♪ Maybe we like it ♪
1256
01:22:11,293 --> 01:22:16,197
♪ Burst in the morning, baby
Sing out that tune ♪
1257
01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:21,369
♪ Power into burning
in the bright afternoon ♪
1258
01:22:21,369 --> 01:22:25,440
♪ Sugar and caffeine's
gonna fuel my day ♪
1259
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:30,445
♪ Till the evening breeze
will seal me away ♪
1260
01:22:33,715 --> 01:22:38,586
♪ I can't help but wonder
what I'm doing ♪
1261
01:22:38,586 --> 01:22:41,957
♪ I can't seem to
figure it out ♪
1262
01:22:44,025 --> 01:22:48,530
♪ I'm heading down
the road to ruin, baby ♪
1263
01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:51,232
♪ Am I just fooling myself? ♪
1264
01:22:51,232 --> 01:22:53,702
[man vocalizing hip-hop]
1265
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,445
♪ You gotta check your brain
You gotta check your brain ♪
1266
01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:06,047
♪ Yo, yo, son,
you gotta check your brain ♪
1267
01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:08,283
♪ Check your brain
You gotta check your brain ♪
1268
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,452
♪ You're insane
You gotta check your brain ♪
1269
01:23:10,452 --> 01:23:12,654
♪ Walkin' down the street
with a mic in your hand ♪
1270
01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,223
♪ A wack DJ
Not a playa, not a man ♪
1271
01:23:15,223 --> 01:23:17,726
♪ You keep rappin'
like the Treacherous Three ♪
1272
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:20,161
♪ But without us,
where would you be? ♪
1273
01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:22,764
[continues, indistinct]
1274
01:23:28,136 --> 01:23:31,006
[music fades]
1274
01:23:32,305 --> 01:23:38,739
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