Original subtitles

A Wonderful Love

Without love We're nothing at all

It's God deep inside us

A woman to love

A hand to kiss

Without love It'd be the end of the world

Hi. My name is Joe. I'm here for the birthday party.

Is it here?

Yes, it's my birthday.

Nobody's here.

My friends are coming.

The party's over there.

We have to finish it. Tomorrow it'll be no good.

No, no, no. I've got to go. I need my dough.

The secret to this cake is

a lot of cream, a little butter and a dash of vanilla.

That's nice, but I've got to go. I need my money.

Have you been to Italy?

They say it's very romantic.

Venice, the gondolers...

They're called gondoliers.

And Rome, too.

Look, I don't dance for free. I need my dough!

But it's my birthday.

I don't give a fuck about your birthday!

Make love to me.

Hello.

Ah, Miss Lara.

What can I get you? A good ox tongue as usual?

No, two. It's for two people.

Adam, go get me an ox tongue. And make it quick, shithead!

Yes, sir.

So love is back in your life?

Fingers crossed.

Yes, fingers crossed. It can't hurt.

Come on. Hurry up.

Shall we charge it to your account as usual?

Lady, little lady

Let me hope for a date with you

Are you through staring, fathead?

Get back to the kitchen.

Shithead.

Ah, fucking degenerates!

Coming to eat, my darling?

Lady, little lady

Let me hope for a date with you

My mouth is full of sweet words

Because I'm in love with you

Little lady, lady, lady

Little lady, lady, lady

Lady, little lady

When I see you, my heart beats like a drum

I dream of impossible love

And my entire body cries out to you "Help me!"

Little lady, lady, lady

Joe. Joe. Joe!

Joe.

Will you take me to Italy?

Oh, and it's you, too! What do you want?

Tongue, please.

Quickly then. I was just about to close.

You don't look well. Your new man giving you problems?

Things aren't going as well as I expected. He's not very involved in our relationship.

It's because he doesn't know what he's missing. If I were him...

Did we ask for your opinion?

Did we ask you? Get in the kitchen.

You know, couples are all the same.

You need a little imagination. You need to spice it up. Make it hot.

Make it adventurous. Now you've got to go because...

Shit, she's getting on my nerves. She's becoming a real pain in the neck.

Have you been doing this for long?

More or less.

When I read your ad, I immediately knew it was for us.

What's that smell?

Joe and I are taking a trip to Italy.

Don't you smell it?

Some more tea?

I'm glad you've come.

Shall we start?

Keep going. Keep going. It's for ambiance.

You're number one On my heart's hit parade

You're my sweet success My enchanting little love

And when you give me One of your perfumed kisses

My head begins to spin

You quietly climbed up The soft ladder of love

Like a lovely tune that you hum Each and every day

I never tire of your face Or your voice

No, no, not him. He prefers to watch.

Is that it? Are you through? Look at her. You like rubbing against that? You're a slut.

I'm leaving before I throw up.

-Miss Lara! -Yes.

I just wanted to tell you I can deliver the meat tomorrow to your place.

Up there.

To my place? No, you can't. My Joe is there.

What's your name again?

Adam. My name is Adam.

Listen, Adam, come deliver some tongue tomorrow to my place.

I'll make you something to eat, if you like.

What about your man?

We'll do what we have to.

See you tomorrow then.

Ah, there you are! I'm here to see you about the stench.

Mr Fulci here has received many complaints about you.

The stink is coming from your place!

Can't you smell it? Is your toilet blocked, perhaps?

Adolphe! Adolphe! No, this is not normal.

And why are you looking at me so aggressively?

You don't know who you're dealing with. I've got influence. Haven't I, Mr Fulci?

If it's the toilet, we can have it repaired.

Ah, there you are! Come here. It reeks in there!

I won't bid you farewell. You'll be hearing from me.

Goodbye.

You're dirty, eh?

Hello, Miss Lara.

Hello, Adam.

When you're in love

The sky is blue

When you're in love

It's wonderful

The world fills with poetry

Even cops smile as you go by

When your soul is aflame

For your darling