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Episode 1

DumbLand

THE NEIGHBOR

Yes?

I was just looking at that wooden shed over there.

Oh... Yes...?

I like that shed.

That's my shed.

I know it's your fucking shed!

I like that wooden shed.

I have a false arm...

What's that you say?

Fuck you, you motherfuckin' helicopters, you motherfuckers!

Fuck you, you fuck! You fucking motherfucking helicopters!

Fuck you! Fuck you, you fucking motherfuckers!

I heard once someone said you fuck ducks.

I am a one-armed duck-fucker.

THE END

Episode 2

DumbLand

THE TREADMILL

Stop your fucking exercising!

Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad, let me try! Hey dad...

Fuckin' twit.

'Scuse me!

Hi.

What the fuck...

You look like you might be interested in a household product

that makes things smell really good.

Smell gud

What if I was out in yard takin' a shit? You think of that?

I can repeat the Gettysburg Address if you'd care to hear it...

Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth

upon this continent a new nation...

Hey dad, hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad! Hey dad!

Ha! And they said you were stupid.

THE END

Episode 3

DumbLand

THE DOCTOR

Hey!

You got any mail for me?

Sorry, no mail for you!

Oh yeah? Well I got two letters for you...

F U, stamp licker!

Who broke the fuckin' lamp?!

I, I, I, I...

I, I, I, I, I...

I did!

I'll fix it my-fuckin'-self!

I am the doctor.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No.

Does that hurt you?

No... Wait just a fucking second!

Does that hurt you?!

Does that hurt you?!

Does that hurt you?!

Just what I thought.

You're completely normal.

THE END

Episode 4

DumbLand

A FRIEND VISITS

What the fuck?!

- That's my new clothes line! My God! - Not for long.

That's my clothes line! That's my clothes line!

That's my new...

What if I had to come out in the yard at night to take a shit?!

I could slice my fuckin' head off!

That's my new clothes line! That's my new clothes...

Say what?

A friend visits...

Are you goin' up to the mountains?

Yup. I'm goin' fishin'.

Cut their heads off right there by the stream...

Gut 'em... fry 'em up...

I like to kill deer.

Who don't?

Same thing. I cut their heads off right there in the woods...

Then I rip 'em open...

...gut 'em, and fry me up some genuine old deer meat.

You like to kill sheep?

Sure do.

Same thing. Sheep are fun to have around and I like to kill 'em.

You cut their heads off?

Sure do.

Same thing. Clean their heads up some and hang 'em up on the wall.

I got two of 'em hangin' up in the latrine.

I say, "You sheep keep starin' at me and I'm liable to shit."

I cut the heads of all the animals I kill.

Horse head, dog head, cat head, pig head...

All of 'em. That's right.

I tell you what, the wall's full of 'em. Better believe it.

There's nothin' like sharin' a kill with a friend.

I like to kill things.

THE END

Episode 5

DumbLand

GET THE STICK

Hey dad, there's a man with a stick caught in his mouth!

Hey dad, there's a man with a stick caught in his mouth!

There's the man with the stick caught in his mouth!

Get the stick! Get the stick! Get the stick!

Get the stick! Get the stick!

Fuckin' stick. I'll get the fuckin' stick.

Get the stick! Get the stick! Get the stick!

Get the stick! Get the stick!

You broke his neck! You broke his neck!

You broke his neck! You broke his neck!

The fucker won't sit still.

Make him sit still! Make him sit still!

Get the stick! Get the stick!

Get the stick! Get the stick!

You poked his eye out! You poked his eye out!

Get the stick! Get the stick!

Get the stick! Get the stick! Get the stick!

You poked his other eye out!

Get the stick! Get the stick!

You got the stick! You got the stick!

Watch the traffic! Watch the traffic! Watch the traffic!

Fucker never even said thank you.

THE END

Episode 6

DumbLand

MY TEETH ARE BLEEDING

My teeth are bleeding! My teeth are bleeding! ...

My teeth are bleeding! My teeth are bleeding! ...

Fuckin' flies!

THE END

Episode 7

DumbLand

UNCLE BOB

This is how it's gonna be...

You're gonna stay here and watch your uncle Bob.

Stop your whining, bitch!

I'm not afraid of this dickhead husband of yours.

Uncle Bob's not feelin' well,

you lay one hand on him and I'll cut your nuts out.

You're goin' shoppin' with your momma.

Remember what I told you about your nuts.

We'll be back when we get good and ready.

Later...

Uncle Bob!

What's wrong with uncle Bob?!

How the fuck should I know?!

I saw that!

Later...

They're gone! You're safe!

She took uncle Bob to the hospital!

Uncle Bob bit his foot off!

THE END

Episode 8

DumbLand

ANTS

Fuckin' ants!

Here it comes, fuckers.

When we look at you...

we see an asshole.

Ass-hole!

Ass-hole!

When we look at you... we see an asshole.

Ass-hole!

When we look at you... we see a shithead.

Shit-head!

When we look at you... we see a shithead.

Shit-head! Shit-head!

When we look at you... we see a dumb turd.

Dumb turd!

When we look at you... we see a dumb turd.

Dumb turd!

When we look at you... we see an asshole.

Ass-hole! Shit-head! Dumb turd! Ass-hole! Shit-head! Dumb turd! ...

What?!

Fuckers!

I'll get you, you motherf...

THE END