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You gotta hook me up.
I need the answers for chemistry.
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- Yeah, no, it's totally fine.
- I just need to pass my class.
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Okay, so, uh, chemistry?
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Yeah. The test is tomorrow.
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- It's gonna be 30.
- You're killing me with these prices.
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Well, you know, last minute costs double.
I don't know.
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Do you wanna pass or not?
I'm the one that can give you an A.
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- No!
- Oh, my gosh!
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Those are bad for the baby.
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Jet! Come on. No, we're done.
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- But I wasn't done with that.
- I don't care.
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Please get dressed. We have to go.
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I did not hit on your boyfriend.
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You need to back up!
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- I was watching that.
- Yeah, I'm still finishing my homework.
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I get the TV for two hours.
That's the rule.
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- Where are we going?
- Christ, Laney! Where are his pants?
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You promised Mom
you'd pick her up this morning.
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You know what? Now I'm tutoring
Maverick Bowman in chemistry.
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And I have an English paper,
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and I have to finish
my scholarship application by Friday.
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I can't keep carting her around
just because she wrecked her car!
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It's out of the shop in a few days.
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Please. Force Jet into some pants
and make yourself useful.
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All right, bitch.
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What did you say?
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I just mean I think that tone-wise,
you can be kind of a bitch.
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My toys! My toys!
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- Stop! Jet, no! Get back here!
- My toys!
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No! No! No!
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- Okay!
- Oh, my God.
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- Is that Mom?
- You don't want any of it.
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- No, back up.
- Oh, my God.
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- Put the Tasers down. I got this.
- Go home, Carlos, go home!
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Okay. It's okay.
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- I'm gonna hit you with this.
- Whoa! Hey. Back up, back up.
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Let's put the TV down, all right?
Everything's gonna be fine.
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Nothing is ever
gonna be fine again.
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- Get away from me!
- Back up, back up.
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Back up, back up, back up.
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- We'll fix it, all right? Look, it's me.
- No! We can't fix it!
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This is it. This is it. This is happening.
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This... This is who I am! Oh, my God!
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Don't do it! No!
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- Goddamn it!
- Oh, no you don't!
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- Oh, no, you don't!
- Watch her head.
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- Oh, man.
- Stop it!
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- Get off my mom!
- Stop!
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- Mom!
- Stop it!
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Freedom! Freedom!
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So I asked the public defender,
"Why is my mom's bail so high?"
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And he said that Good Buy is calling it
an act of domestic terrorism.
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But they don't think that really.
I mean, I think they just get
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a bigger insurance payment
if they call it terrorism.
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The public defender said
that you're not talking to him.
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But he's patient. And he has, like,
a lot of other cases to keep him busy.
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Would you shut up?
We need to get her serious.
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- We need to get her right, look at her.
- You know what's great
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about being in here? I mean, great.
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I get to choose
between kitchen or laundry.
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One or the other. Yeah.
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I mean... I gotta tell you guys,
chopping carrots just...
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- It's therapeutic. It's, um... zen.
- That's...
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- That's great.
- Yes! Oh, get this.
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Did you guys know there's a law
in this state
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that says they have to serve salad
with every single meal in jail?
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Every meal has a salad. Yeah, salad law!
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- Do you have a playground?
- I do.
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And you know what? Mommy's doing yoga.
I'm surprisingly flexible.
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- I've always wanted to try...
- You know what? Enough, enough.
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I really hope that you are coming up
with a good excuse
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as to why you went all Rambo
on a Good Buy store.
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Baby, I gotta tell you something.
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That fact that you are taking
such good care of this family
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while I am away, it makes me feel so...
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relaxed.
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- You know what?
- Hey!
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What's going on over here?
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Let's go. Jet, get off of Mom's lap.
She's incarcerated.
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- Ice cream.
- You gotta let go of Mommy.
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- Hey!
- Okay, okay.
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♪ You would take me as your own ♪
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♪ Make you mine ♪
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♪ Standing next to me... ♪
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- Right here.
- Yeah, her mom robbed Good Buy.
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Yeah, totally flipped out.
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Hey, how's your mom doing?
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♪ Always gets this way... ♪
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That's that girl
with the crazy mom.
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She's so pathetic.
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Say cheese.
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Deidra?
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Deidra? Do you care to join us?
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Uh...
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You've only just missed Taylor here
making the case
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for genetic determinism
by citing that he comes
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from three generations of people
who can smell fear.
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I'm hoping for a more cogent
and scientific argument from you. Please.
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Um...
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Free will versus determinism.
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Free will,
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is that not the basic requirement
for human consciousness?
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I mean, the fact that humanity continues
to make scientific
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and artistic progress proves
that we are not simply repeating
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choices imposed by genetics
or environment.
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Well said.
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Deidra Tanner, please report
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- to Ms. Spencer's office.
- Go ahead.
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- Deidra Tanner, Ms. Spencer's office.
- So much for free will, right?
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Deidra Tanner, my favorite student.
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Let me read you something.
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"I wanna go to any college that's
at least a two-day drive
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from this goddamn hillbilly town."
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You wrote that,
on your college intent form.
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And you are the one and only senior
in your entire class
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who actually has the grades to do that.
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So why did you miss ten days
in the last three weeks?
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I wasn't keeping count.
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And what about your scholarship deadline?
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I had the recommendation letter ready
to go. I'm serious.
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Deidra, what do you wanna be?
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- What... what do I wanna be?
- Yeah.
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You do realize that for thousands of years
of human history,
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the question, "What do you want to be"
didn't exist?
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No Mesopotamian farmer
asked his son, "What do you wanna be?"
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- I mean, you just be'd what you were.
- Well, you're "being" stupid.
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Thinking like that is quicksand
and you know it.
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Deidra Tanner does not feel stuck.
Deidra Tanner feels fierce.
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I know you're applying
to transfer schools.
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Okay... I, uh... is that...
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Does everyone know that?
Okay, yes, that is true.
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That is true,
if I get one student into a college
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that does not have the word
"community" in the title,
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I could possibly get to teach
at a inner city school
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that's much... nicer than this one.
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But that does not mean I don't care
about the students here at this school.
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You deserve to get out.
We deserve to get out.
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Do you know what I'm saying?
I need you to get desperate!
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Do you know, in prison,
they serve a salad with every meal?
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Why don't we have that?
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Would you come to school for salad?
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I'll bring you a salad.
I'll get you any salad you want.
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Do you want, like, a Caesar salad?
A chicken salad? Taco salad?
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She's like a taco salad kind of girl.
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- Don't look at that.
- Phones away!
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Laney, eye contact.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Could you repeat the question?
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I'll answer while she thinks.
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I would choose to meet Mary Tyler Moore.
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Because she used her television roles
to bring America smart, independent women.
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- And she is why I wanna be an actress.
- Wow, Claire, that was perfect.
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I would meet Taylor Swift.
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No way, that was my answer.
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- No way.
- No way.
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- Laney?
- Uh...
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George Washington?
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- Shut up.
- All right. Let's take five.
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And when I come back,
I will announce the finalists.
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Laney, I really liked
your George Washington answer.
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You know what? You're much smarter
than all these airheads.
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Laney, what's wrong?
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I went from being nothing in school
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- to a nothing with a crazy mom.
- Hey, that's not true.
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Soon, people are gonna remember
how wonderful you are. I promise.
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Like, how you come
to these meetings with me
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- even though I know you hate it.
- Yeah. I hate it.
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Oh, wait. Sorry, hold on.
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Goddamn it, Cheryl!
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Sometimes I wish
my mom would go to jail.
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Okay, ladies.
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The time has come. We have four finalists.
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Ahem.
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Number one... can I have a drum roll,
please? Just kidding, no drum roll.
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Katie Lynn!
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Number two... Darlene.
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Our third contestant is...
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Claire.
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And the final contestant is...
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Laney Tanner.
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Which is yay, right?
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And for the rest of you
who did not make it,
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I still expect you to sell ten tickets
to the pageant.
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And then maybe,
you'll have better luck next year.
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For those of you who are seniors...
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I'm sorry. It's over for you.
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I didn't see you leave.
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Congrats on making finalist.
Of course, I knew you would.
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But... I mean,
we all know I'm the surprise.
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Um...
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This is cool, right?
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Laney, you were supposed to be there
and support me through all of this.
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- I just sat there.
- And now what,
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we're gonna compete
against each other? God!
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You're crazy.
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You're about as crazy as your weird mom,
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if you think this is ever
gonna be cool, okay?
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Look, as long as there's food
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and you or another adult in the house,
we're gonna get along.
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- Great.
- But...
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if there is no food and no adult,
your siblings are gone.
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Chief Manuelito, Treaty of 1868.
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Thank you.
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It's true, true, false.
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- Good.
- Thanks.
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It's "HK" not "KH."
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It's nosotros somos.
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Thank you.
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You don't wanna sell weed.
You broke up with me for selling.
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No, I broke up with you
because you have no ambition, but...
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I need a chunk of money, fast.
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- Yeah, well, I don't sell anymore.
- Come on, you support yourself here?
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- Hey, I do stuff.
- Really?
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I'm an entrepreneur.
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Oh, that's fancy.
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If you're hurting so bad,
why don't you apply for food stamps
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- like a normal person?
- Well, food stamps
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aren't gonna get me into college.
And I already tried to apply.
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Turns out my dad used to sell them outside
of the Piggly Wiggly
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when I was a kid.
Now the Tanners can't get them.
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Whoa.
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- What?
- You got a dad?
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Why are you begging me?
Hit up the old man.
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I'm... I'm not gonna... no.
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Killer boots, Kid Blammo.
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I should get me some boots like that.
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They would look good on me.
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Oop, oop. Watch them nuts.
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- Sweet pea?
- Hi.
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- What are you...
- Dad.
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Uh, hey, come inside.
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- Do you want some...
- No.
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Oh! And, uh, hold on.
I got something for you.
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Maybe a five in there.
Maybe even be a couple.
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So I mean, no child support
since Jet was born,
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and... you only saved $13.
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Yeah, but it's cash.
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It's not about the mo...
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Look, I'm the best dad
when it comes to moral support.
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- What?
- I am always there when you need me,
240
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,398
- gone when you don't.
- Yeah, well, we can't eat moral support.
241
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,985
- Do you still have that truck?
- Oh, yeah.
242
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,241
- Yeah? Could you sell it?
- What? Sell my truck?
243
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,914
- Why?
- Well... No.
244
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,430
- It won't be enough money anyway.
- How would I get to work?
245
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,084
- This was a dumb idea. I'm gonna go.
- How would I get...
246
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,996
Wait, wait! No, sweet pea, don't go!
247
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,206
I don't ever get to see you.
248
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,798
Come here! What...
Do you wanna see your old man on TV?
249
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,724
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, no, come look at this.
250
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,643
I was on TV. They made a video file
that fits on my phone.
251
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,222
- No.
- No, you gotta see this. Real quick.
252
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,808
So I was filling a slot in Salt Lake,
253
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,194
and they came to do an interview.
254
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,732
Wasn't me, but it was of this...
255
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,105
We're here at the Pacific
Western Rail train yard
256
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,112
where more than $3 million
of merchandise has...
257
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,671
- There I am.
- Disappeared over the last couple months.
258
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,235
Look who's part of the newscast.
259
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,534
Your old man. There he is.
260
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,898
Thank you for doing this.
Mr. Truman, let's start with...
261
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,912
- Detective Truman.
- Detective Truman. Excuse me.
262
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,754
- Let's talk about what...
- Oh, there he goes.
263
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:43,134
- Wait, so people still rob trains?
- Oh, yeah.
264
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,342
They do it all the time. It's easy.
But not that I've personally...
265
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,424
See, the companies,
they pay for insurance,
266
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,985
then the insurance
just reimburses the companies.
267
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,389
And then we as the consumers,
268
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,891
we pay, like, a 10% markup
on everything anyway.
269
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,263
It covers the theft, so...
270
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,639
So no new information
about what was stolen?
271
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,637
Well, rail police?
272
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:03,309
Like... police, police?
273
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,769
That's what they call themselves.
274
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,989
They're just there to cover the company's
ass. It's corporate bullshit.
275
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,360
Yeah, and the whole yard got sacked
in New Orleans.
276
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,568
So Abe's gonna transfer down there
to fill a slot,
277
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,908
which opens up a slot for head mechanic.
Guess who's gonna slide in there.
278
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,915
- Thanks.
- I've gotta go.
279
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,290
What? Wait, why?
I'm gonna be head mechanic, babe!
280
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,040
A pageant?
281
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,455
I only joined because Claire told me
to come with her.
282
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:12,586
- I'm sorry, Claire?
- She's... she's my only friend after...
283
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,221
You have friends?
284
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:22,180
- Nothing good ever happens to me.
- Hey, no. Laney bug.
285
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,610
- You won that Geography Bee, remember?
- That was Deidra.
286
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:31,113
Yes, it was Deidra, wasn't it?
Um...
287
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,855
Hey, did I ever tell you
that I was Teen Miss Idaho?
288
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,739
Oh, yeah.
289
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,776
Right when I was your age.
290
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,699
I had a crown and a sash
and a dress and the whole thing.
291
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:45,459
I felt so special.
I even got to audition for Teen Life.
292
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,173
- Oh. What's that?
- Teen Life, the TV show.
293
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,337
It was the reality show of the '90s.
294
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,465
Every teenager in the world wanted
to be on it
295
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,643
and the producers, they loved me.
They said that I was spunky.
296
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,523
What? You didn't do it?
297
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,767
No, no, couldn't do it.
298
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,895
I got pregnant with your sister.
299
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,822
Thought I could reach
for something more, but...
300
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:16,947
- "More" is not for us.
- No, baby, I don't think it is.
301
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,707
Okay, uh, we should go.
302
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,580
- Come on. We gotta go.
- Huh?
303
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,287
- Laney bug?
- Bye, Mama.
304
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,524
Shit, shit, shit.
305
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,831
Sorry, buddy, it's not much.
306
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,668
We're out of food, and the power's out.
307
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,513
- I'll add it to my list.
- Where were you?
308
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,137
I, uh, went to see Chet.
309
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,728
I went to see Mom.
310
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,982
Remember, um...
311
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,110
Remember when Chet used
to let us ride the trains?
312
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,775
Yeah. Stupid.
313
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,663
I got finalist
for the Teen Miss Idaho pageant.
314
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,504
I'm gonna rob the train.
315
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,375
- Well, why did I think you'd care?
- I'm not joking.
316
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,469
I mean, forget school, glitter bunny.
Do you know what's going on here?
317
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,676
Yeah. Mom's in jail,
and you're talking about train robbing.
318
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:34,138
No, I'm about to give up going to college
so that I can get a full-time job
319
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,770
to support you and Jet.
And even then, I might not make enough.
320
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,358
What about savings?
Mom said everything would work out.
321
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:45,065
Look how we live.
Does it seem like things work out for Mom?
322
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,371
What if we lose the house?
323
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,541
What if CPS lady comes back
and the power's still out?
324
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:53,501
You and Jet would go to foster care.
325
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,455
We would only need a little over 11,000.
326
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,745
I mean, that would cover the bills,
Mom's bail.
327
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:03,088
She could go back to work,
and our lives would go back to normal.
328
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,675
You said it. We used to ride the trains
when we were kids.
329
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,181
No way. Wait, what?
330
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,724
- I tried it myself and it didn't...
- You what?
331
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,678
- Look, I didn't get caught.
- Dee!
332
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,138
I didn't get caught. I just...
333
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,979
I need somebody to spot me. That's it.
334
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,355
I promise I won't let anything happen
to you.
335
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,112
No, you can't find someone else?
336
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,485
Who else is gonna help me rob trains?
337
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,281
Dee...
338
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,250
Fine.
339
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,763
But it's not gonna work. So...
340
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,593
Yes, it is, glitter bunny.
341
00:23:57,311 --> 00:24:00,481
So how does one rob a train?
342
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,568
Well, there are dozens of different cars.
343
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,822
Like grain cars, oil cars...
344
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,066
box cars.
345
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,578
The goods we want travel
in containers on flat cars.
346
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:19,253
But the container doors
are locked with steel bolts.
347
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,165
We'll need something strong enough
to cut through them.
348
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,217
The shippers might figure out
a container's been opened.
349
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:37,347
But with 138,000 miles of track in the US,
350
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,096
they'll never know
where the break-in happened.
351
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,519
If you get caught, don't snitch.
352
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,938
Over here we have the train schedule,
so we know exactly when they're coming.
353
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:51,318
8,000 and 10,000. And then bingo.
354
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,568
Give me some skin.
355
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,950
We will only work at night
when there are fewer workers
356
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,918
and the neighbors are asleep.
357
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,797
We board the train half a mile
from our house.
358
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,221
We have 20 minutes
before we hit the yard.
359
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,300
Ten minutes to open the container,
five to pick boxes
360
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,507
and three to push the boxes off.
361
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,484
It's funny, right?
362
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,862
Get my backpack.
363
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,736
Oh, my God. I hate you!
364
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:39,328
The train stops for two minutes
before it goes into the yard.
365
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:44,132
When we see Mr. Bear,
that's our last chance to get off.
366
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,560
- Hey, wait.
- What?
367
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,271
Are you sure about this?
368
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,017
Sure about...
Oh, you mean the robbery
369
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,475
that we've been planning all week?
Yeah, I'm sure about it.
370
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:09,026
Okay, but wait. Planning it is one thing,
but actually doing it?
371
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,071
Laney, we are going to rob a train, okay?
372
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:15,446
Do you wanna bail Mom out?
Because this is how we're gonna do it.
373
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,746
Hey, isn't that one of Jet's toys?
374
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
He knows he's not supposed
to play over here.
375
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,418
- That's ironic.
- You know what?
376
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,257
Oh, God!
377
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,803
- Oh, shoot! Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay.
378
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,346
Come on! Come on, we're gonna miss it.
Hurry up!
379
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,394
Go up fast.
380
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,348
Here, give me your hand.
Give me your hand!
381
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:46,938
Okay.
382
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,981
- Laney, hold this.
- Okay.
383
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:53,863
Okay.
384
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:56,906
Go, go, go.
385
00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,664
- Oh, my God, I can't! I can't!
- Ready?
386
00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,286
- Okay.
- Push.
387
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,015
I guess we'll start at the front?
388
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,194
Yeah.
389
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:47,999
I got it.
390
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,384
Okay.
391
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:57,676
- I hope that wasn't expensive.
- I hope it was.
392
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,470
Oh, two minute marker.
393
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,306
- Oh, shit! Oh!
- What? What?
394
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,812
It's a cop!
395
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,805
Laney!
396
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,654
- Go, go, go! We gotta split up!
- What?
397
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,883
Dee!
398
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,168
Dee.
399
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,086
Are you okay?
400
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,135
Okay, come on.
401
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,316
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
402
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,617
- Shut up.
- Wait.
403
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,202
- Okay. I got it, I got it.
- Okay.
404
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,698
Oh, Lord have mercy.
405
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,789
- Okay.
- All right.
406
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,502
- Hurry. One, two, three.
- Okay.
407
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,506
- Oh, shit! Get down!
- Oh, shit.
408
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,716
Remember when you
pushed me off the train?
409
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:49,929
Remember when I made you carry
freight boxes back to the house?
410
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,977
Towels, three microwaves and...
411
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,650
Jeans.
412
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,824
This is Deidra.
413
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,152
Straight A queen.
This is G Dog and Wally.
414
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,120
Check it out.
415
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,504
Where'd you get all this?
416
00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:16,122
Do you want this stuff or not,
Mr. Entrepreneur?
417
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,629
Socks?
What the hell are we gonna do with socks?
418
00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:22,012
- There's other stuff, too.
- Laundry detergent!
419
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,260
What? That shit's expensive.
420
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,734
All right.
421
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,832
I am not letting you drop out.
No slouching.
422
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:56,293
Why? I mean, you've seen me during Q&A.
423
00:31:56,415 --> 00:32:00,835
People are staring at me. I get all hot.
My brain turns to cat food.
424
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:01,961
Cat food?
425
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:06,880
Sweetie, you were never supposed
to make finalist.
426
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,327
But a girl in Lakewood dropped out
because she was pregnant,
427
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:12,386
and the judges said I could choose
whoever I wanted, and so here you are.
428
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:15,144
Why me? There are tons
of other not-pregnant girls.
429
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,767
I could see you needed it the most.
430
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:23,610
Believe it or not, I was once like you.
Shy, constantly embarrassed.
431
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:27,703
And then I realized, I wasn't shy at all.
I was just out of place.
432
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:30,951
I was a Princess Kate living
in a Kardashian world.
433
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:35,954
- I'm... just a Tanner.
- We'll see about that.
434
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,619
Unh-unh. Handle.
435
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,843
Four fingers down, pinkie up. Like a lady.
436
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:46,759
- Hey!
- You said you would call. What happened?
437
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,132
Look.
438
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,337
Yeah, well...
439
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,259
- So tonight?
- Again?
440
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,349
Do you have something better to do?
441
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,847
- No.
- No. Oh, my God.
442
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,516
♪ My face to the sky ♪
443
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:05,026
♪ Dreaming about just how high ♪
444
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,568
♪ I could go and if I know ♪
445
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:08,902
♪ When I get there ♪
446
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,567
♪ Taking off my glasses ♪
447
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,986
♪ Sun pokes through my lashes ♪
448
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,616
♪ Somehow I know ♪
449
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:20,873
♪ There's a time for every star to shine ♪
450
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:23,127
♪ Everybody got their something ♪
451
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,672
♪ Make you smileLike an itty bitty child ♪
452
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,216
♪ Everybody got their something ♪
453
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,640
♪ Everybody got their something ♪
454
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,555
♪ People keeping score ♪
455
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,813
♪ Better hurry up and get yours ♪
456
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,895
♪ Somebody else got your spot ♪
457
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,322
♪ Before you even dropped ♪
458
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:48,779
♪ Seek and you shall find ♪
459
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:53,490
♪ Everything in my own sweet timeYeah... ♪
460
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,664
- Spiral notebooks?
- Uh, no.
461
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:03,625
Sleeping bags?
462
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:10,474
- Uh... maybe. Yeah.
- So, uh...
463
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:18,180
So there's this pageant dress rehearsal
next week at school
464
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,226
and they're inviting parents,
and I was wondering
465
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:24,350
if maybe you wanna come.
466
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,769
Hell no. That sounds terrible.
467
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:30,487
Yeah, it will be.
468
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,240
You know, why do you care
about this pageant stuff?
469
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:35,373
I mean, we have bigger things
to deal with.
470
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:38,870
Well, I tried to drop out
because Claire's super pissed,
471
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:42,254
- but Ms. Fowler won't let me.
- Claire? Who is that?
472
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,752
Claire, my best friend, you know.
473
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,420
- I have friends.
- Man, get back at her by winning.
474
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,585
- Funny.
- Why's that funny?
475
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,086
You say "winning" like it's not hard.
476
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:58,888
Is it, though?
We're talking about a human dog show.
477
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:02,644
Well, Mom was Teen Miss Idaho.
She was gonna be a reality TV star,
478
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,347
but then she had us,
and her life went to crap.
479
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:09,322
Wait a minute. Whoa, wait. What?
480
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,361
Her point being that I am nobody
481
00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,775
because I am meant to be nobody,
and there's no use in trying.
482
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:19,195
So she gets herself nowhere,
and now she blames us?
483
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:25,081
You know what? You are not nobody.
484
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:29,246
You are a badass who robs trains.
485
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:32,837
You're my Sundance Kid.
486
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,841
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
487
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,797
Bring it in. Mmm! Just like that.
488
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,806
- Now come over here and help me.
- Okay.
489
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,666
And no screw-ups like last time.
490
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,625
I thought he was my suspect.
491
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,545
Night watchmen should wear
brightly-colored uniforms.
492
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,215
Well, you're teaming with local PD.
493
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,513
Oh, well, that's very helpful.
Thank you very much.
494
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,771
Hey!
495
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:26,975
I know you.
496
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,397
We were on TV together.
497
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,438
What you up to, buddy?
498
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,315
I'm trying to think of a small word
that means "ignoramus."
499
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,906
Well... all right then.
500
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,101
You told her not to even try.
501
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,313
Have you met your daughter?
She can barely order pizza over the phone.
502
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,725
- Deidra, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
503
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,768
What if this is something that she needed?
504
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,148
- You said that we ruined your life.
- What?
505
00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:19,447
No. Deidra, that is not what I meant.
506
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,201
You know what?
I am gonna take care of Laney now.
507
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,704
That's not what I meant.
508
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,884
Right there.
509
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,522
The height, the build, the energy,
these are obviously teenagers,
510
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,296
and they're probably mine.
511
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,803
Or maybe they could be very short adults.
512
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,046
- Ever think of that, Mr. Truman?
- Detective Truman.
513
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,509
And I know the difference
between teenagers and midgets.
514
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,809
Don't say that word.
Nobody says that word anymore.
515
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,983
I understand the students
in this school ascend
516
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,942
- to a particular level of miscreancy.
- They're not my students.
517
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,194
I mean,
I'm transferring to a better school
518
00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:59,117
as soon as I get all
the college applications.
519
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,204
Trust me, I'm as embarrassed to be
in this godforsaken burg as you are.
520
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,623
I am Pacific Western Railroad's
top investigator.
521
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,293
I never partner with local PD.
522
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:11,091
I never babysit rent-a-cops.
New experience for both of us, I guess.
523
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,166
I typically take down
organized criminal syndicates.
524
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,212
I do not want
to be investigating teenagers.
525
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,722
Now, I know that you're gonna feel
the need to protect your students,
526
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,181
but any information you have
527
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,972
that could make this investigation
go faster would be appreciated by me,
528
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,887
my railroad
and the United States government.
529
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,566
Excuse me, ladies,
have you seen Deidra Tanner?
530
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,815
Okay. Has anyone seen Deidra Tanner?
531
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,328
Okay. Mr. Morrissey, hi.
Have you seen Deidra Tanner?
532
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,700
Hmm... I don't think she's been
in class all week.
533
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,711
I need the light!
534
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,212
- I need...
- Where's Mr. Bear?
535
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,295
Thank you.
536
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:50,011
- Dee, there's cameras!
- What? No! Laney!
537
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,926
Oh, God! Please!
538
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,523
I'm gonna kill you.
539
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:58,265
Those cameras weren't there yesterday.
540
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,856
So what?
It's not like anybody watches them.
541
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,215
- Who's that?
- I don't know. Just answer the door.
542
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,239
Answer the door.
543
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,645
- I don't want to.
- Just get it.
544
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,792
- We'll be fine.
- What are you gonna do with that?
545
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,671
If you don't answer the door,
I swear to God.
546
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,714
- All right.
- Just... be cool.
547
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,170
- Hey, there.
- Hey, there.
548
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:22,553
- I'm looking for Deidra.
- I'm not here.
549
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,295
She's not here right now.
550
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,144
- She's not here?
- Nope.
551
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,760
She's right here.
552
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,057
- Like right here?
- Laney!
553
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,430
Deidra, get your things.
We're going to school.
554
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:45,897
- Now's not a good time.
- I cannot believe you did this.
555
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,947
I can't believe that one day
random cells started to divide
556
00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:51,622
and form complex organisms,
but it happened.
557
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,531
Is it you and your sister?
Is this a trend?
558
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,540
- Are there more people? Who is it?
- Nobody.
559
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,973
- I'll guarantee that.
- I'm gonna have to tell Principal Wagner.
560
00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,077
- No, no.
- We're on a zero tolerance policy.
561
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,208
- No, you don't have to tell.
- I do have to tell.
562
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:06,836
There was a Pacific Western rail cop
in my office two days ago
563
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,965
- looking for teenage train robbers.
- I was just doing what you said.
564
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:12,947
- What did I say?
- You told me to get desperate
565
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,931
so I can bail my mom out
and come back to school.
566
00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:18,386
- That is not what I meant.
- Well, now college is back on the table.
567
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,648
I mean, rolling deadlines are still open,
568
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:23,770
and I'm actually saving money
for my first semester.
569
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,994
- I can apply to any college you want.
- Even the Ivies?
570
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:33,494
Why am I even considering this? No.
You are a thief and an extortionist.
571
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,236
You know, if I go to jail,
your valedictorian
572
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:38,499
- is gonna be Stacy Alberts.
- Oh, God.
573
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,081
The girl who wants to major
in domestic engineering.
574
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:44,087
She'll bring up cast iron cookware
in her speech.
575
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,428
Deal.
Now, I'm an accomplice.
576
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,341
- Okay.
- Oh, sorry.
577
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,009
Tell me about this train cop.
578
00:41:56,139 --> 00:42:00,139
And finally we can never invest too much
in Pre-K education.
579
00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:05,148
Way to go, Claire. Excellent answer.
Laney, you're next.
580
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,776
Oh, wow, that's a really nice dress.
581
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,951
Did your mom make that
in a prison sweatshop?
582
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:16,030
Laney, name your favorite school holiday
and why.
583
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:20,793
My favorite school holiday is...
584
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:24,956
Columbus Day. Because we
wouldn't be here without Columbus.
585
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,877
Unless you're Indian,
Native American, then...
586
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,679
Martin Luther King Day. Duh.
587
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,009
Okay. Well, most of your answers
blew me away.
588
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,477
Ladies,
that signifies the end of rehearsal.
589
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,574
- I already told my kid.
- With the cop poking around,
590
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:59,658
- I can't promote someone with a record.
- I'm not the one stealing this time.
591
00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:03,540
Yeah, go.
592
00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:08,134
Yeah.
He dropped a traction motor on his toe?
593
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,105
That's what happens
when you promote the wrong people.
594
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:13,509
I'm coming right down. Just a sec.
Next time it comes around.
595
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,803
There may not be a next time!
596
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,973
Mr. Bear? What are you doing here?
597
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:28,151
Good afternoon.
My name is Victor Truman,
598
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:34,282
and I have been deployed here
by the Pacific Western Railroad Company...
599
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,704
to enlighten all of you
600
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:41,413
as to the lethal dangers of rail traffic.
601
00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:50,669
Ha ha!
602
00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,463
Dee, stop it.
603
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,047
What the hell is this?
604
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:57,512
I don't know. Some guy came into school
today and gave us a speech.
605
00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,885
Oh, my God, this is disgusting.
606
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,273
What do you think it means?
Do you think they know?
607
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:08,645
No. No, of course not.
I mean, they have that every year.
608
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:10,611
I had to sit through it last year.
609
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:14,321
The health teacher has a stack of those
on his desk next to the bowl of condoms.
610
00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:16,283
I've never heard of...
611
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,874
Well, you don't pay very much attention
in school.
612
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:21,992
Maybe it's something to think about.
613
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:25,498
- What is?
- Packing up shop, bringing Mom home.
614
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:27,961
I feel like we're not getting
enough money out of this.
615
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:29,712
No, we're not.
616
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:34,090
Oh, shit!
617
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:37,133
It's CPS day.
Laney, you were supposed to be home!
618
00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:39,178
You were supposed to be home!
619
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,850
Oh, my God!
620
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:52,569
Hey, don't be so dramatic, honey.
621
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,440
You know, every time Uncle Dennis
comes in and does a little housework,
622
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,239
they act like they've seen Bigfoot.
623
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:04,157
- You are just a hoot.
- No Sasquatch here.
624
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,577
- More pancakes?
- You know, I probably will.
625
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:11,165
You are gonna make
an excellent husband someday.
626
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:13,788
Thank you.
627
00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:17,511
Well, Gloria, kinda hate to see you go.
628
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,132
- Oh, well, thank you.
- Yeah.
629
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:24,389
With all of these kids running around,
it's nice to have an adult conversation.
630
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,853
- Ooh, I'm an adult.
- Just barely.
631
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,805
Barely legal.
632
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:35,608
- So are you gonna be here next week?
- Well, I'm hoping so. Will you?
633
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,649
- It's a date.
- Okay.
634
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:41,568
Well, you know, a court-ordered meeting.
635
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:46,237
Or a date.
You got a little syrup right there.
636
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,579
- Got it.
- Thanks.
637
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:51,214
- Okay. Bye now.
- Bye.
638
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:58,713
Chet, what are you doing here?
639
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,640
Chet? Chet, what are you doing here?
640
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,181
- Chet, no! Don't!
- Wait!
641
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:07,604
Well, lookee what we have here.
642
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,433
I'll give you one point for organization.
643
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,558
That little thermometer chart,
that's a nice touch.
644
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:14,556
But minus three points
for your dumb shittery.
645
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:19,609
What are you thinking? Huh?
These can't be here.
646
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,055
Any Joe Piss can wander down the street
and look back here,
647
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:24,132
and you're looking at county lockup,
three years minimum.
648
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,736
Chet, you can't be here legally.
649
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,486
Burn these. That's the best way
to destroy the evidence,
650
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,869
but do not tell your mother.
651
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,366
What if that CPS lady figures out
who you really are?
652
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,168
- I mean, what if she sees your record?
- Manifest Destiny.
653
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,132
A man has a right to protect his family
regardless of the law.
654
00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,334
- That is not Manifest Destiny.
- You know something?
655
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:43,301
Your Uncle Dennis
did a little recognizance.
656
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:47,176
It turns out old Gloria, she has
over 200 cases in this county alone.
657
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,064
So she ain't gonna be looking me up.
658
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:52,019
Honey, come give me a hand with this one.
659
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:55,733
No. No, don't do that.
I can handle this myself.
660
00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:58,225
Oh, can you? Okay.
661
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,607
How's that cop
gonna run his investigation?
662
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,485
- A cop?
- You don't know.
663
00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:06,202
- Oh, my God.
- You don't know.
664
00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,623
But I do because I've been investigated
many times.
665
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:12,997
- Not cool.
- You girls know how you got caught?
666
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,872
- The dude from school?
- Nope.
667
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,359
On the bottom of each shipping container,
there's a sticker.
668
00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,458
And on the sticker, there's a bar code.
669
00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:22,127
And that bar code
matches the shipping manifest.
670
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,376
So when you open the container,
it rips the sticker, destroys the bar code
671
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,237
so it can't be scanned
at the next checkpoint.
672
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,851
- An investigation?
- Oh, yeah.
673
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,597
The cameras.
674
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:37,515
Oh, and, uh... recognize him?
675
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:39,522
Mr. Bear?
676
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:43,113
I gave you Mr. Bear
at your eighth birthday party,
677
00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,855
right before your mom kicked me out
when my dealer ate the cake.
678
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,618
- Could you just stay? Come.
- Laney.
679
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:48,698
No.
680
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,293
I ain't got nowhere to go.
681
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,910
A cop?
682
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,828
Spencer told me on Monday,
but it's not a big deal.
683
00:47:58,959 --> 00:47:59,959
Not a big deal?
684
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:04,844
- Our felon father is in the backyard.
- I will try to get rid of Chet.
685
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:05,965
- No. No.
- Okay?
686
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:09,972
- He knows. We have to stop.
- No, look, this is Chet, okay?
687
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:12,846
He will probably get bored
and go home tomorrow.
688
00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:18,186
- We told you not to bring anyone.
- He promised he would be quiet.
689
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,874
We're still trying to move the backpacks.
690
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:21,898
- Backpacks?
- What?
691
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:24,074
What? No. What is this, Walmart?
692
00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,033
- Chet, shut up.
- What's our cut?
693
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,784
- Forty percent.
- Forty percent, no.
694
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,967
- That's highway robbery.
- That's exactly what this is.
695
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:34,291
We need to make money too, all right?
I'm saving up for the culinary institute.
696
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,581
I like your style, but listen to this.
697
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:39,875
What if I can guarantee you
electronics, cosmetics...
698
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,630
I'm talking name brands.
699
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,802
- You can't do that.
- I can do that.
700
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,341
- No.
- Yep, I can.
701
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,634
- You give my girl 60% here.
- Sixty?
702
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:51,098
Sixty percent and you'll be graduating
from the French toast to the brioche.
703
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,180
- We can't do that.
- We can do that.
704
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:54,515
- Can you?
- No.
705
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,640
We can. Do we have a deal?
706
00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:08,823
- Sixty percent.
- Sixty percent.
707
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,196
- Name brands.
- Name brands.
708
00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:14,542
- Electronics.
- Electronics.
709
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:17,200
- You got a deal. Whoo!
- All right.
710
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,539
Hey!
711
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,456
- I did not need you to speak for me.
- Why?
712
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:25,746
I'll just log some hours
at the switching station.
713
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,482
That way, we know exactly
what's coming in.
714
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,046
Everything that we have right now,
I got myself.
715
00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:33,136
- Without you or Mom.
- Of course you did.
716
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,391
But that's because of me, too.
717
00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,064
Look, honey. We're the same chunks of DNA.
718
00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:40,734
We run around
influencing each other's actions.
719
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:44,523
- Now I was a mess when you were little.
- Yeah.
720
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,898
That helped you to learn for yourself.
721
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:52,236
Are you seriously trying to take credit
for all of my hard work and success?
722
00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:55,414
No. I'm just saying that...
723
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:59,794
you finally need my help
for something that I'm good at.
724
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:11,223
- I was thinking...
- Yeah?
725
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,760
- About the stickers.
- Stickers, yeah.
726
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,306
If you swipe the shipping manifest,
727
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:23,064
I could print new stickers
in the computer lab.
728
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:27,267
Yes! Yeah, see,
that is that Tanner ingenuity.
729
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,608
- Let's go!
- I don't have the keys.
730
00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:32,992
Got 'em.
731
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,327
Look for the X.
732
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,498
Look for the... oh, there it is!
733
00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:48,297
Go! Go, go, go.
734
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,484
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
735
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,342
None of the seals were broken.
736
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:36,635
Then why am I missing
three TVs and a case of cell phones?
737
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,930
You said you would have this
done in a week.
738
00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:42,814
Yes, I know I did, but I cannot figure
this out snooping around a school
739
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:48,063
with a pacifist cop and a counselor
who clearly needs to be on medication.
740
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,978
- Please give me back my gun.
- Are you serious?
741
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,688
After what happened in Arizona?
742
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,498
You are lucky I let you
carry a flashlight.
743
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,322
Yes, I know. I got the memo.
744
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,025
Goldie...
745
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,750
You look ten years younger
and 20 years finer.
746
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,540
If the table wasn't here,
I'd put another baby in you.
747
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:07,334
What are you doing living with my kids?
748
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:10,208
Our kids.
'Cause I'm the best dad in the world.
749
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:11,771
I'm there when you need me,
I'm gone when you don't.
750
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,375
- We don't. They don't.
- Listen.
751
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,888
There's a big debt. It's still there.
752
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:21,681
And only you can fix that debt.
753
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:25,135
Only you can heal that debt,
from the heart.
754
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:27,597
So...
755
00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:30,108
Why am I so attracted to you?
756
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,780
- And I wonder why...
- Can I just...
757
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:40,072
- Your nails look nice.
- Thank you. They do 'em in here.
758
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,739
- Can I just...
- They did a good job.
759
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,737
- Chet.
- Yeah?
760
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,289
- I hate you so much.
- I hate you too.
761
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,963
- I hate you so much.
- I hate you more.
762
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,673
I hate you so much, Chet.
763
00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,383
- Guard! Guard!
- Hey! Hey!
764
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,014
Okay, that's it!
765
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:57,380
- Break it up! Break it up!
- Get the spot, baby.
766
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:58,948
- Phyllis! Phyllis!
- Yeah, I got it.
767
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,639
- Oh, my God. Chet.
- You both get off!
768
00:53:00,761 --> 00:53:01,971
Okay, okay.
769
00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:03,676
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, okay!
770
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:06,266
Come on, baby! Come on! Okay!
771
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,370
- No! She's coming with me!
- Just one more, just one more.
772
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:10,205
- She's coming with me!
- We're going in the hall.
773
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:13,819
Overnight, this operation
has gone from erratic
774
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,241
to the most sophisticated I've seen
in my career.
775
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,280
So our investigation has to evolve.
I'm gonna start interviewing students.
776
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:25,366
Anyone who lives within
a five-mile perimeter of that train yard
777
00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:27,834
gets interviewed by me.
778
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:46,930
We are so screwed.
779
00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,016
We're gonna be so rich.
780
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,904
I'm confused.
781
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,360
The Federal Mint.
782
00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:59,613
The Federal Mint has a car?
783
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,066
- Like, to ship money?
- Yeah.
784
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,696
But it's rare, and guys like me
never know which train it's in.
785
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:07,744
- This is a great opportunity.
- That's the night of my pageant.
786
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,910
- Laney! Do you care about this at all?
- Yeah.
787
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:14,289
I mean, train dude is bringing us in
for questioning tomorrow.
788
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,918
- I know.
- Are you ready for that?
789
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:18,724
Yeah, what are you gonna say
when train dude starts questioning you?
790
00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,191
- Um...
- What are you gonna do, Laney?
791
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:21,425
Um...
792
00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:24,550
No. Cops see "ums" as confessions. No ums.
793
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:28,468
Eye contact or jail? Answers or jail?
794
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:34,437
- Well?
- I don't know.
795
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:35,983
Would you stop being a baby?
796
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:40,364
Ohh...
797
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,696
What is your problem, glitter bunny?
798
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:50,834
Chet's supposed to leave, right? No.
He stays. And the Federal Mint car.
799
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,754
This is too much. This is like real crap!
800
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,424
Shut up! You rob trains, too,
so you need to stop whining.
801
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,963
Stop it!
802
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,970
I knew there was money missing.
803
00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:10,182
What the hell? What is this?
804
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,597
Keep your voice down.
805
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:16,856
- You... you're taking money?
- Yeah.
806
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:20,526
This is supposed to be going towards
getting Mom home!
807
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:24,201
You know what?
We don't have to stop at Mom's bail.
808
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,871
I can make enough money
so that I can go to college,
809
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:29,620
- I can pay for my first semester.
- That wasn't the plan.
810
00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,123
- This is my plan.
- Of course.
811
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:34,245
- Why can't you see the bigger picture?
- Because I'm not you!
812
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:37,383
Yeah. You are, all right?
You're a Tanner, too.
813
00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:41,261
We're all part
of the same shitty chunks of DNA!
814
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,064
Fine.
815
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:04,194
It says here that your home is
in close proximity
816
00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:07,659
to the Pacific Western railroad
train yard, is that correct?
817
00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:13,658
Yeah. But, uh, I don't like trains. So...
818
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,791
They're loud and dangerous.
819
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:22,245
One time this really gross hobo hit on me
at the Tiger Mart.
820
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:26,841
I think he hopped trains.
821
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:31,467
You got a problem with a second year
senior? I got perfect attendance.
822
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,017
Chelsea Rich has this new iPhone,
823
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:35,730
but everyone knows her dad was fired
from the Hershey's factory.
824
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:38,481
So people said
she blew Nicholas Burtleson for it.
825
00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:42,024
But Nicholas doesn't have a job.
So where did he get it?
826
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:51,696
- Wait a second. You're the valedictorian?
- I will be, in May.
827
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,945
Why are we interviewing the valedictorian?
828
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,248
What's next, the frigging glee club?
829
00:56:58,665 --> 00:56:59,785
Your list, man.
830
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:30,109
- So, what did he ask you?
- Nothing, really.
831
00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,778
- Nothing?
- No. Nothing.
832
00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:33,988
Laney!
833
00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:40,173
- I'm sorry. I've gotta go.
- Deidra. Deidra!
834
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:49,088
- Ms. Spencer! Look at my dress!
- I see it.
835
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,426
- Who did this?
- I don't know.
836
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:52,931
It's ruined.
837
00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:02,647
STDs.
838
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:04,311
STDs.
839
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:10,901
Hey, there.
840
00:58:11,738 --> 00:58:14,198
I like your toys.
841
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,409
- Deidra!
- Jet!
842
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:22,418
It's just a photograph. We're all good.
843
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,541
Valedictorian.
844
00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:27,046
- Hey, are you okay?
- Yeah.
845
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:30,300
- Yeah? Did he ask you anything?
- No.
846
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:34,014
- No? He didn't ask you about trains?
- No.
847
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:52,315
Joining me now to talk about this
is Detective Vick Truman.
848
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,166
He is with the Pacific Western
Rail Police. Thank you for joining us.
849
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,301
- Mr. Truman, let's start with...
- Detective Truman.
850
00:58:57,325 --> 00:59:00,075
Detective Truman. Excuse me.
Let's talk about what was...
851
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,515
♪ I, I am unpredictable ♪
852
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:06,349
♪ I, I'm up to no good ♪
853
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:10,976
♪ You, you think I'm incredible ♪
854
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:13,526
♪ Incredible, yeah ♪
855
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,610
♪ Don't matter what you do ♪
856
01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:17,695
♪ I'mma do my own thing ♪
857
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:21,411
♪ Don't matter what you sayI'mma stay awake ♪
858
01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:25,373
♪ Don't matter what you thinkI'mma pave my own way ♪
859
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,075
♪ Yeah, you know that today my day ♪
860
01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:29,165
♪ I'mma write my own ♪
861
01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:35,046
This is so cool.
862
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:36,881
Whoo!
863
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:41,891
You got enough for your mom?
864
01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:44,433
More than enough. Thank you.
865
01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:48,768
You know sometimes,
and I'm not saying this to dig at you,
866
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,805
but you act like you're too good for us.
867
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:54,109
- You're fricking shady gangsters.
- Shady?
868
01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:56,654
- Yeah.
- What do you think we do?
869
01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:00,031
G's auntie taught us how
to sell your crap on eBay.
870
01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,777
We use my grandma's attic for storage.
871
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,950
Dee, you showed up here all judgmental,
872
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,869
so I started spewing
that entrepreneur crap.
873
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,038
I didn't think you'd actually bring
boxes of junk.
874
01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:13,299
So you wouldn't have done this
if not for me?
875
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,339
Yeah.
876
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:18,800
So don't act like
this is some hostage situation.
877
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:23,305
- I'm not acting like it's a hostage...
- Go to college. Have a life.
878
01:01:26,391 --> 01:01:28,191
Anyway, did I tell you guys
about Carl?
879
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:31,308
Oh, man, so on the day I'm supposed
to get promoted...
880
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,317
I'm so sorry
I pulled you into this.
881
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,528
I'm sorry I let you.
882
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:46,909
Um...
883
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:49,213
I gotta go.
884
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:55,844
I'm sorry.
885
01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:27,701
So that guy's definitely
gonna kick that guy's butt.
886
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,447
Whoa-ho-ho!
887
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,289
Well, that's a big hunk of change.
Where you headed, sweet pea?
888
01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:36,745
To the bond company to bail Mom out.
I want you gone when I get back.
889
01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,564
I thought I was gonna help you
hit that mint car.
890
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:39,588
No.
891
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,090
Wha... When did you...
892
01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:48,596
I'm gonna grab another cold beer.
You want one?
893
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:49,983
No. I'm good.
894
01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:01,781
So who's beating who?
895
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:04,663
- Uncle Dennis.
- Hey, Gloria.
896
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:08,411
There she is, the woman of my dreams.
897
01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:10,245
Don't sweet-talk me.
898
01:03:10,370 --> 01:03:13,870
Why didn't you tell me
you were their father? Chet Tanner.
899
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:17,634
- Yeah. That's my Christian name.
- Oh, honey, you're no Christian.
900
01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:19,922
Oh. Uh, I, uh...
901
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,666
Where's his real guardian?
902
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,628
Oh, Dee. Yeah. She's...
She's right over here.
903
01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:28,849
Let me go get her. Hey, come on.
Let's go find your sister.
904
01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:32,600
I think she's making, uh...
She's making toaster strudels.
905
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:49,832
Damn it!
I thought he was the one.
906
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,383
I paid your bail.
907
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,670
They'll release you in the morning.
908
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:06,434
Just prepare for the trial because
I went through so much to get you out.
909
01:04:06,551 --> 01:04:08,471
Oh, baby, what did you do?
910
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:11,505
No. This family just ruins each other,
all right?
911
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:12,639
- Stop.
- No.
912
01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:13,806
Stop!
913
01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:19,896
Deidra Josephine Tanner,
turn your ass around and set it down.
914
01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:39,581
I never, never meant
to say that you ruined my life.
915
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:47,176
Baby, I'm in here 'cause I ruined yours.
916
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,050
Honey, some people...
917
01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:54,968
A lot of people, they said that I...
I lost my one big shot.
918
01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:59,354
But not me. Mnh-mnh.
919
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:03,109
I didn't regret having you,
not for one minute, not for one second.
920
01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,737
And that's why I saved every single dime
921
01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,242
from my Teen Miss Idaho grand prize,
$10,000.
922
01:05:10,365 --> 01:05:14,235
And I put it in a savings account for you,
for college.
923
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:19,619
And no matter what happened,
every single week, I added to it.
924
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:27,968
Hey, I got two more in the car.
925
01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:31,849
♪ And try to believe ♪
926
01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:38,015
♪ I got caught up in a daze ♪
927
01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:41,731
♪ Of the wine and roses ♪
928
01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:45,613
♪ Such a sweet escape ♪
929
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:52,164
♪ But I watched it all slip away ♪
930
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:56,370
♪ Like running water from my hands ♪
931
01:05:56,453 --> 01:06:00,833
♪ Raining on this picture land ♪
932
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:04,996
♪The fallen empires, the shattered glass ♪
933
01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:08,506
♪ The wicked echoes of my past ♪
934
01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:13,140
♪ I've seen it all before... ♪
935
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,603
♪ Will you still be here tomorrow? ♪
936
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:22,984
♪ Or will you leave in the deadof the night? ♪
937
01:06:23,062 --> 01:06:26,572
♪ So your waves don't crash around me ♪
938
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:30,649
♪ I'm staying one step ahead of the tide ♪
939
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,670
The bills
from the crash piled up.
940
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:38,832
I was spread too thin,
and I lost everything.
941
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:44,417
♪ Or will you leave in the deadof the night? ♪
942
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:47,591
♪ So your waves don't crash around me ♪
943
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,880
♪ I'm staying one step ahead of the tide ♪
944
01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:55,091
♪ Will you leave me lost in my shadows? ♪
945
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:58,098
♪ Or will you pull me into your light? ♪
946
01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:00,391
♪ Teach me how to be loved ♪
947
01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:03,345
See, honey,
not doing better for me.
948
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:06,226
That didn't matter.
949
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,573
But not doing better for you?
950
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:15,947
That's what hurt.
951
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:21,328
Mom.
952
01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:23,082
Yeah.
953
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:29,706
Thank you.
954
01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:32,089
Come here.
955
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:39,972
Hey, buddy.
956
01:07:41,641 --> 01:07:44,941
What is that? Is that Deidra?
957
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,981
- What's going on?
- Didn't I tell you?
958
01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:49,145
- No.
- I finally cracked my case.
959
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:52,776
Hello.
960
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:55,610
Funa, thank God. Listen, I need to know
where the Tanner girls are.
961
01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,978
I hate to tell you this,
but they might be train robbers.
962
01:07:58,032 --> 01:08:00,742
- I know. Thank God you know.
- Okay. So where are they?
963
01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:04,538
Okay, uh, they are...
They're at the pageant.
964
01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:16,224
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
965
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,439
Hey, you.
966
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:36,029
- Hi.
- Are you ready?
967
01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:38,951
Uh... yeah.
968
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:44,075
- I think so.
- I am so proud of how far you've come.
969
01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:48,423
I took this little shadow of a girl,
and I turned you into a princess.
970
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,247
You are a princess
who shines brighter than the sun.
971
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,761
You're a princess star.
I want to hear you say it.
972
01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:59,642
Say it? I am a princess star.
973
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:01,261
Hey, you got this.
974
01:09:01,387 --> 01:09:03,507
- You can win this whole thing.
- Okay.
975
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:05,868
What are you waiting for?
Get out there.
976
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:08,652
Oh, I... Uh, okay. Thank...
977
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:13,610
Hey. Watch...
978
01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:19,590
Ladies and gentlemen, she's gonna make
a great governor one day.
979
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:20,704
Thank you so much.
980
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,413
And, ladies, thank you
for being in this part of the show.
981
01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:25,704
We'll be seeing you
a little bit later. Thank you.
982
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:31,174
And we're introducing the next group of
our contestants coming out on the stage.
983
01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:34,882
These lovely ladies
will be taking some tough questions.
984
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,514
And contestant number one.
985
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,386
Why did you join this pageant?
986
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:42,100
Hey, um...
987
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:45,970
Don't move until your sister comes
to get you, okay?
988
01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:50,769
- Where are you going?
- Uh, just gotta go outside for some air.
989
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,185
Can I go with you?
990
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,019
No. I wish you could.
991
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:59,739
But, no.
I gotta get "Dad" air outside on my own.
992
01:10:00,738 --> 01:10:03,568
- You can take Kid Blammo.
- What?
993
01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:11,747
Look, can you tell your sisters
that I said, "Hey"?
994
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:15,705
Excuse me.
995
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:21,303
I was Teen Miss Idaho.
Well, 4th runner up, 1997.
996
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:27,555
Hello? Hello, sir? Can I help you?
997
01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,522
I'm good, sweetheart.
998
01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:33,442
I'm sorry. Sir, you cannot go back there.
Sir, please stop.
999
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,023
Deidra.
Listen, Truman knows about the trains.
1000
01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,859
I know, but I've gotta get to Laney.
1001
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:40,492
Thank you for joining us.
1002
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:46,617
Contestant number one,
are you ready for your question?
1003
01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:50,869
Thank you.
1004
01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:55,956
If you could meet any person,
living or dead,
1005
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,085
who would you choose and why?
1006
01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:01,795
Miss Tanner?
1007
01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:13,018
Mary Tyler Moore,
because she's done so much
1008
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,654
to bring modern women to the media,
1009
01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:17,571
and she's the reason I want
to be an actress.
1010
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,690
No. That's my answer.
1011
01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,873
You ruined my dress,
and you ruined my life!
1012
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:40,591
You think your life is hard?
You have no fucking clue!
1013
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:42,221
Laney!
1014
01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:46,804
Okay, simmer down.
1015
01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,058
All right, tadpole. That's enough.
1016
01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:53,853
- You're coming with me.
- Okay, okay.
1017
01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,976
This will only hurt a little.
1018
01:11:57,104 --> 01:12:01,404
What are you doing?
Get off of me! Let go!
1019
01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:03,896
Get your hands off my student!
1020
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,198
This so-called student
is now under my jurisdiction.
1021
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:08,843
There's no need to grab her like that.
1022
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,948
- Hi, Carlos.
- Hey, buddy. Jet, what the hell, man?
1023
01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:15,408
Come with me, man. God.
1024
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,384
Clear a path. Clear a path.
1025
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:24,343
♪ Do you feel that I can see your soul? ♪
1026
01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:30,763
♪ Do you feel it, do you feel it?Do you feel the beat in your heart? ♪
1027
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:36,187
♪ I want it, I want it realRun away with me now ♪
1028
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:42,903
♪ I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now ♪
1029
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,236
Stop, what are you looking at me
like that for?
1030
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:55,077
Look, what you don't understand
is I'm the best dad in the world
1031
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,214
when I'm not there.
1032
01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:00,541
No. I'm there when they need me.
I'm gone when they don't.
1033
01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:04,708
Okay, so you can stop looking
at me like that.
1034
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,847
- Yeah. You got Chet.
- Chet.
1035
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,682
I need you to get down to the train yard.
1036
01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:16,847
- Right now?
- I need your help.
1037
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,846
Truman's got Laney. But I've got a plan.
1038
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:23,858
That cinder dick! I'll be right there.
Hang on, Blammo.
1039
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:28,236
Oh, thank God.
1040
01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:31,784
- Laney, are you okay?
- I think so.
1041
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,628
- Where's Truman?
- He's looking for Deidra.
1042
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:37,406
Let's get you out of here.
1043
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,998
Do you have any idea where your sister is?
1044
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,344
I don't know.
1045
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:16,240
Oh, oh, oh, oh! What the hell?
1046
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:18,370
That's Deidra.
1047
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,834
What the hell is she doing?
1048
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:22,504
She's trying to get herself arrested.
1049
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:27,876
Oh, no, she doesn't.
1050
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,215
- Laney!
- Laney!
1051
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:31,340
- Laney!
- Laney?
1052
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:40,941
Laney?
1053
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,900
- What the hell are you doing?
- You can't be here.
1054
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:45,832
- Truman's waiting for you at the yard.
- I know.
1055
01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:48,316
I am not gonna let you take the fall
for this, okay?
1056
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:50,112
I am the one who decided to rob trains.
1057
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:52,736
- You got to hide. Get in this box.
- No.
1058
01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,123
No. No!
1059
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,780
Listen!
1060
01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:59,496
I knew it was a dumb idea,
but we did this together.
1061
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,940
We stick together,
and you don't get to make all the rules.
1062
01:15:02,039 --> 01:15:04,579
You're right. But right now,
I need you to get in that box.
1063
01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:06,589
No!
1064
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,251
You're not getting yourself arrested.
1065
01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:10,774
What are you talking about, arrested?
I'm not gonna get arrested.
1066
01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,218
What do you think I am, an idiot?
1067
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,261
Why are you throwing flaming boxes
off the train?
1068
01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:16,795
Truman has a record,
and I'm gonna provoke him.
1069
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,649
- I'm gonna record him with my phone.
- You're gonna need more proof.
1070
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,562
I know.
Laney, you need to stay out of this.
1071
01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:22,944
- Get in the box...
- Deidra!
1072
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,100
What?
1073
01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:27,608
What's the one thing I'm really good at?
Not being noticed.
1074
01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:30,532
Give me your phone. Trust me.
1075
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:39,242
Well, if it isn't the valedictorian.
1076
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:42,039
- Mr. Truman.
- Detective Truman!
1077
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:47,127
You teenagers think you're so smart,
but what you don't know
1078
01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:50,091
is that I already have your little sister.
1079
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:52,382
So why don't you come quietly?
1080
01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:53,796
No.
1081
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,927
I've seen your record.
1082
01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:00,393
You lay one hand on me,
and you'll lose your job.
1083
01:16:00,514 --> 01:16:02,354
I'm not gonna lose my job.
1084
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:06,345
I'm gonna be a hero
for exposing a family of train thieves.
1085
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,689
With what proof?
1086
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:10,573
I don't need proof.
I just need to make an arrest.
1087
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:14,201
Your mom has a record,
your dad has a record.
1088
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,610
You come from a lineage
of screw-ups.
1089
01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:19,159
No one cares about people like you.
1090
01:16:19,283 --> 01:16:22,203
If you end up in prison,
nobody in this town is gonna bat an eye.
1091
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:26,794
Why are you smiling?
1092
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,301
All right, get your hands
behind your... whoa!
1093
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:40,184
Okay.
1094
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:48,649
Oh, God.
1095
01:17:06,914 --> 01:17:09,794
- Okay, sugar dumpling.
- No! Let me go!
1096
01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:11,497
- Get off me!
- You're all mine.
1097
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,295
Stop it!
1098
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:18,092
What are you doing up there? Hey!
1099
01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:20,296
Dee!
1100
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:22,427
Dee!
1101
01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:26,232
I'm coming.
1102
01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:34,687
Oh, my God.
1103
01:17:35,568 --> 01:17:36,898
- I got it.
- What?
1104
01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:38,255
With what proof?
1105
01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:40,632
I don't need proof.
I just need to make an arrest.
1106
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,406
- Oh, that's great.
- Okay.
1107
01:17:43,534 --> 01:17:46,754
Now we just have to hope that
that holds him until his boss gets here.
1108
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:53,214
What the hell, man?
1109
01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:56,088
- You took away my bargaining chip!
- Deidra!
1110
01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,223
- But he'll do.
- Ow! Let go of me!
1111
01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,380
Whoa, whoa!
1112
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:02,138
- Put the kid down, man.
- I'm gonna arrest both of you.
1113
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:03,511
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
1114
01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:04,906
- Jet!
- Truman, give me a reason.
1115
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:07,930
Put him down. I said put the kid down.
Don't make me do this, Truman.
1116
01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:10,388
- Come on. Go ahead.
- Hey, buddy!
1117
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,649
Let go of my son.
1118
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:17,403
Way to go, Dad.
1119
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,744
- You know who taught me that?
- Who?
1120
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:23,533
Kid Blammo.
1121
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,197
- You took away my bargaining chip.
- Deidra! Deidra!
1122
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:28,497
- But he'll do.
- Ow! Let go of me!
1123
01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:29,961
Put the kid down, man.
1124
01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:38,631
Are you trying to make a fool out of me,
1125
01:18:38,756 --> 01:18:40,836
or are you trying to make a fool out
of the company?
1126
01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:43,716
Neither.
I am just trying to solve this case.
1127
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:46,264
- I have evidence.
- Just shut up!
1128
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:47,388
You're under arrest,
1129
01:18:47,514 --> 01:18:50,354
and now I've gotta figure out a way
to keep these people from suing us.
1130
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,476
No!
1131
01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:56,074
Um, I can actually think
of a couple of things that we need.
1132
01:18:58,651 --> 01:19:01,651
- How is your legal team?
- You're a smart girl.
1133
01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:04,707
- Let's talk over here.
- He kinda...
1134
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,990
I almost won the pageant,
and then he ruined it.
1135
01:19:21,215 --> 01:19:26,255
Oh. Forgot about her.
Just let me do all the talking.
1136
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:32,944
- Hi, Gloria.
- Don't "Hi, Gloria" me.
1137
01:19:35,396 --> 01:19:36,516
Miss Tanner.
1138
01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,727
You left your brother
with an unfit guardian.
1139
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:40,858
He's not...
1140
01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:43,953
A man has a right to protect
his family regardless of the law.
1141
01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:47,071
- What is he talking about?
- Oh, that's, uh, Manifest Destiny.
1142
01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:48,829
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
1143
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:51,161
I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna have to take the kids.
1144
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:54,711
- Sorry. It's my job.
- No. You don't...
1145
01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:00,630
- Mommy!
- Hey! Oh, you guys are a mess.
1146
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,011
Um... who are you?
1147
01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:07,643
I'm their mother.
1148
01:20:15,019 --> 01:20:19,149
- You could help me, you know?
- I could, but I don't wanna.
1149
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,525
See if I come home for Christmas now.
1150
01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,242
Don't say that.
1151
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:27,742
Don't cry, glitter bunny.
1152
01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:32,753
I'll come home, I promise.
1153
01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:43,764
I have something for you.
1154
01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,342
Oh, Jet.
1155
01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:52,805
Mama.
1156
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,811
You're gonna be the first Tanner
to go to college.
1157
01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:00,813
And I love you so much.
And I am so proud of you.
1158
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,609
Yeah?
1159
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:04,493
You go.
1160
01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,279
Okay.
1161
01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:10,615
- Bye.
- Okay.
1162
01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,871
I love you guys.
1163
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:26,881
Hey!
1164
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,644
Did I miss her?
1165
01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:33,259
Go inside.
1166
01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:35,769
You look better walking away, sweetheart.
1167
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:13,601
♪ Crashing like a tidal wave ♪
1168
01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:16,349
♪ It's the only thing we can't escape ♪
1169
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:20,814
♪ We'll love until there's nothing left ♪
1170
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,484
♪ Falling is a leap of faith ♪
1171
01:22:24,565 --> 01:22:27,935
♪ Where do we run to? ♪
1172
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:33,566
♪ Take the chance we couldGet hurt anyway ♪
1173
01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:55,848
♪ How do we learn to ♪
1174
01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:59,637
♪ Walk again, walk again? ♪
1175
01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:03,437
♪ Why are we scared to? ♪
1176
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,230
♪ Let someone in, let someone in? ♪
1177
01:23:08,734 --> 01:23:12,284
♪ It's written in the sky ♪
1178
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:16,028
♪ You can't help who you're gonna love ♪
1179
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:19,912
♪ Will we travel down the roads we met? ♪
1180
01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:24,208
♪ Trust a little twist of fate ♪
1181
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:27,631
♪ Where do we run to ♪
1182
01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:32,671
♪ Take the chance we couldGet hurt anyway ♪
1183
01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:37,554
♪ How do we learn to ♪
1184
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:42,388
♪ Walk again, walk again? ♪
1185
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,269
♪ Why are we scared to ♪
1186
01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,396
♪ Let someone in, let someone in? ♪
1187
01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:54,447
♪ How do we learn to ♪
1188
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:58,659
♪ Walk again, walk again? ♪
1189
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,872
♪ Why are we scared to ♪
1190
01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:06,748
♪ Let someone in, let someone in? ♪
1191
01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:13,376
Welcome back, students.
1192
01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:18,014
I know you may think
that your future looks bleak.
1193
01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:19,886
You're probably thinking,
1194
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:25,193
how could a kid like me in a school
like this make anything of myself?
1195
01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:27,980
You're probably thinking
I may as well make meth
1196
01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:33,395
or sell my body for money
or start a fight club.
1197
01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:36,067
Or rob a train.
1198
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:38,485
But you don't have to do that
1199
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:43,035
because you have the best college
and career planning counselor
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01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:45,411
in the entire state.
1201
01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:49,749
Last year, I got one student
into 27 top-tier colleges
1202
01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:51,996
and you idiots can do the same thing!
1203
01:24:52,129 --> 01:24:54,209
With my help, you're all going to college!
1204
01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:56,929
You're going to college!
You're going to college!
1205
01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,510
You're going to college!
1206
01:24:58,635 --> 01:25:01,505
I'm gonna revamp the hell out
of this school! Say it with me!
1207
01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:03,718
College! College!
1208
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:07,559
College! College! College! College!
1209
01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:11,516
Yes! We're gonna do it.
I'm gonna turn this school around.
1210
01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:12,938
Whoo!
1211
01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:15,816
♪ I, I am unpredictable ♪
1212
01:25:15,902 --> 01:25:19,742
♪ I, I, I, I'm up to no good ♪
1213
01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:24,293
♪ You, you, you, you think
I'm incredible ♪
1214
01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:26,789
♪ Incredible, yeah ♪
1215
01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:31,037
♪ Don't matter what you do
I'mma do my own thing ♪
1216
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:34,876
♪ Don't matter what you say
I'mma stay awake ♪
1217
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:38,843
♪ Don't matter what you think
I'mma pave my own way ♪
1218
01:25:38,925 --> 01:25:40,925
♪ Yeah, you know that today my day ♪
1219
01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:42,891
♪ I'mma write my own way ♪
1220
01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:46,811
♪ Soon you'll see only I've got me ♪
1221
01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:51,362
♪ Soon you'll see
I'm capable of anything ♪
1222
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:56,228
♪ Let me be, I'm comfortable being alone ♪
1223
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,358
♪ And I'm a-runnin' solo ♪
1224
01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:00,855
♪ I've got this on my own ♪
1225
01:26:00,947 --> 01:26:05,737
♪ Yeah, I know
That I have got a long way to go ♪
1226
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:10,747
♪ But it's always been just me
And my shadow ♪
1227
01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:13,922
♪ My shadow, I be rollin' solo ♪
1228
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,842
♪ I, I, I ain't got no chill, no ♪
1229
01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:21,683
♪ I, I, I'm bad to the core ♪
1230
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:26,100
♪ You, you, you, you, you think
You know me ♪
1231
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:29,141
♪ But you don't, no ♪
1232
01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:32,976
♪ Don't matter what you do
I'mma do my own thing ♪
1233
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:36,903
♪ Don't matter what you say
I'mma stay awake ♪
1234
01:26:36,983 --> 01:26:40,823
♪ Don't matter what you think
I'mma pave my own way ♪
1235
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,954
♪ You know that today my day ♪
1236
01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,831
♪ I'mma write my own way ♪
1237
01:26:44,908 --> 01:26:48,698
♪ Soon you'll see only I've got me ♪
1238
01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:53,287
♪ Soon you'll see
I'm capable of anything ♪
1239
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:58,165
♪ Let me be, I'm comfortable being alone ♪
1240
01:26:58,255 --> 01:27:00,255
♪ And I'm a-runnin' solo ♪
1241
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:02,630
♪ I've got this on my own ♪
1242
01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:07,598
♪ Yeah, I know
That I have got a long way to go ♪
1243
01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:12,641
♪ But it's always been just me
And my shadow ♪
1244
01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:15,978
♪ My shadow, I be rollin' solo ♪
1245
01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:17,774
♪ Runnin' solo, in my zone though ♪
1246
01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:19,608
♪ I ain't got no time ♪
1247
01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:23,493
♪ One man, all me, by my lonely
Me, myself, and I ♪
1248
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,992
♪ I don't do this for my health
I don't make records to sit on the shelf ♪
1249
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,405
♪ Last time I checked
Nobody was payin' my bills ♪
1250
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,254
♪ Nobody got me like myself, hey! ♪
1251
01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:33,249
♪ The only company I keep is my shadow ♪
1252
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,171
♪ Look in the mirror
I tell myself "Hello" ♪
1253
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:39,131
♪ Gone off the deep end
None of my thoughts are the shallow ♪
1254
01:27:39,212 --> 01:27:41,012
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
1255
01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:44,719
♪ I feel like I'm in a league of my own
League of my own ♪
1256
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:46,801
♪ I wonder if they will miss me
When I'm gone ♪
1257
01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:50,677
♪ Soon you'll see only I've got me ♪
1258
01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:55,266
♪ Soon you'll see
I'm capable of anything ♪
1259
01:27:55,353 --> 01:28:00,153
♪ Let me be, I'm comfortable being alone ♪
1260
01:28:00,233 --> 01:28:02,243
♪ And I'm a-runnin' solo ♪
1261
01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:04,609
♪ I've got this on my own ♪
1262
01:28:04,696 --> 01:28:09,576
♪ Yeah, I know
That I have got a long way to go ♪
1263
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:14,619
♪ But it's always been just me
And my shadow ♪
1264
01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:17,956
♪ My shadow, I be rollin' solo ♪
1265
01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:22,962
♪ Yeah, I be runnin' solo ♪
1266
01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,925
♪ You'll catch me runnin' solo ♪
1267
01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:29,512
♪ I'm-I'm a-runnin' solo ♪
1268
01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:46,364
♪ Lay it, lay it down ♪
1269
01:28:46,446 --> 01:28:50,366
♪ Let me see your hand
Show me what you got ♪
1270
01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:55,330
♪ You're always talking
But you're not playing ♪
1271
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,753
♪ It doesn't match your face ♪
1272
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:02,298
♪ Gotta find my way away
From this place ♪
1273
01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:04,299
♪ Can you take me now? ♪
1274
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:09,054
♪ I want it, I want it real ♪
1275
01:29:09,135 --> 01:29:11,095
♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪
1276
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,846
♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪
1277
01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:20,305
♪ Do you feel it? Do you feel it? ♪
1278
01:29:20,397 --> 01:29:23,777
♪ Do you feel that I can see your soul? ♪
1279
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:27,149
♪ Do you feel it? Do you feel it? ♪
1280
01:29:27,237 --> 01:29:30,237
♪ Do you feel the beat in your heart? ♪
1281
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:33,453
♪ I want it, I want it real ♪
1282
01:29:33,535 --> 01:29:35,285
♪ Run away with me now ♪
1283
01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:40,376
♪ I want it, I want it real ♪
1284
01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:42,538
♪ Run away with me now ♪
1285
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:53,972
♪ Some days I'm built of metal
I can't be broken ♪
1286
01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:55,965
♪ But not when I'm with you ♪
1287
01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:01,095
♪ You love me real, we have it all ♪
1288
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:03,017
♪ Can't leave me now ♪
1289
01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:07,989
♪ I love the way you are today ♪
1290
01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:09,859
♪ Run away with me now ♪
1291
01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:14,241
♪ Wind in my hair 'cause I don't care ♪
1292
01:30:14,326 --> 01:30:16,906
♪ Baby, run away with me now ♪
1293
01:30:20,081 --> 01:30:22,081
♪ Run away with me now ♪
1294
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:25,880
♪ Do you feel it? Do you feel it? ♪
1295
01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:29,342
♪ Do you feel that I can see your soul? ♪
1296
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:32,764
♪ Do you feel it? Do you feel it? ♪
1297
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:35,764
♪ Do you feel the beat in your heart? ♪
1298
01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:38,977
♪ I want it, I want it real ♪
1299
01:30:39,059 --> 01:30:40,809
♪ Run away with me now ♪
1300
01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:45,900
♪ I want it, I want it real ♪
1301
01:30:45,982 --> 01:30:48,072
♪ Run away with me now ♪
1302
01:30:48,151 --> 01:30:50,491
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1303
01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:54,823
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1304
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:58,042
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1305
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,178
♪ Don't leave me ♪
1306
01:31:17,013 --> 01:31:20,353
♪ Never leave me out ♪
1307
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:21,893
♪ Don't leave me ♪
1308
01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:27,068
♪ Never leave me out ♪
1309
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:28,608
♪ Don't leave me ♪
1310
01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:33,783
♪ Never leave me out ♪
1311
01:31:33,863 --> 01:31:35,323
♪ Don't leave me ♪
1312
01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:40,496
♪ Never leave me out ♪
1313
01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:42,706
♪ Don't leave me ♪
1314
01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:47,881
♪ Never leave me out ♪
1315
01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:49,629
♪ Don't leave me ♪
1316
01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:54,804
♪ Never leave me out ♪
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