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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,710 2 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:13,340 3 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:17,080 * How lucky can one guy be? * 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,420 * I kissed her, and she kissed me * 5 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,850 * Like the fella once said * 6 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:25,690 * Ain't that a kick in the head? * 7 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:27,630 8 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:31,330 * The room was completely black * 9 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,030 * I hugged her, and she hugged back * 10 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,110 * Like the sailor said, quote * 11 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:41,010 * Ain't that a hole in the boat? * 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,280 * My head keeps spinning * 13 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,950 * I go to sleep and keep grinning * 14 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:51,620 * If this is just the beginning * 15 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:56,550 * My life is gonna be beautiful * 16 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:00,330 * I've sunshine enough to spread * 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,660 * It's just like the fella said * 18 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,340 * Tell me quick * 19 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:10,070 * Ain't that a kick in the head? * 20 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,940 21 00:01:11,970 --> 00:01:15,070 22 00:01:15,110 --> 00:01:17,580 23 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:27,220 24 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:33,760 * Ain't that a kick in the head? * 25 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:37,430 26 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,910 So am I going to get the karate pajamas, too-- 27 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,540 Quiet! 28 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:53,150 The student only speaks when spoken to. 29 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,510 Is that understood? 30 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,420 Uh, yes. 31 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,120 -Yes, sir? -You will always address me 32 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,720 as "Sensei," is that understood? 33 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,020 Yes, Sensei. 34 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,550 These aren't pajamas. This is a gi. 35 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,590 And you'll get one when you've earned it. 36 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:08,630 All right, are you ready to begin your training? 37 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:10,130 Yes, Sensei. 38 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,430 -What the-- -Hyah! 39 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:15,800 Lesson one, strike first. 40 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,340 Never wait for the enemy to attack. 41 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,870 You could have gave me, like, a warning. 42 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,270 Quiet! 43 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:23,210 We do not train to be merciful here. 44 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,980 Mercy is for the weak. 45 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:29,110 Here on the street, in competition, 46 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,590 a man confronts you, he is the enemy. 47 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:34,520 An enemy deserves no mercy. What is the problem, Mr. Diaz? 48 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,120 There's no problem, Sensei. 49 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,700 You punched me, and I have asthma, so... 50 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:41,070 Not anymore. 51 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:43,360 We do not allow weakness in this dojo. 52 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,570 So you can leave your asthma and your peanut allergies 53 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,570 and all that other made-up bullshit outside. 54 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,400 Is that understood? 55 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,740 Yes, but those are real medical problems. I was-- 56 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,170 Yes, Sensei, understood. 57 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,350 Cobra Kai isn't just about karate. 58 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:00,180 It's about a way of life. 59 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:01,780 Take that first lesson. 60 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:05,050 Striking first is the initial step towards victory. 61 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,350 Okay, like when you're at a party 62 00:03:06,390 --> 00:03:08,090 -and you see a hot babe. -Yeah. 63 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,690 You don't wait for some other guy to go talk 64 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,120 to her first, do you? 65 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,330 I mean, I've never been to a party, so... 66 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,630 Big surprise. All right, look... 67 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:19,330 striking first is about being aggressive, all right? 68 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:21,240 If you're not aggressive, then you're being a pussy, 69 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:22,410 and you don't want to be a pussy. 70 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,810 You want to have balls. 71 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,910 Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing? 72 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,910 -What? -Oh, uh, sorry. 73 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:31,480 Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing, Sensei. 74 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,850 No, what the hell are you talking about? 75 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,380 Oh, uh, my guidance counselor says that certain words 76 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:39,090 perpetuate the sexist world view that can trigger-- 77 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,660 Quiet! 78 00:03:40,690 --> 00:03:42,930 From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor. 79 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,030 You're going to listen to me. Is that understood? 80 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,360 -Uh, yes, Sensei. -Good. 81 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:47,690 Now stop yapping like a little girl 82 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:49,970 and give me 50 push-ups on your knuckles. 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,900 Uh, okay. 84 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:53,700 Yeah. 85 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:55,800 Okay, okay. 86 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,470 All right, just do some crunches. 87 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,010 Don't you have gym class or something? 88 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,340 Yeah. 89 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,080 Howdy, there, Mr., uh, Lawrence? 90 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,390 -It's Sensei. -Miguel, shut up. 91 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,990 What brings you in? 92 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:17,460 Looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass? 93 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,590 No. 94 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,460 I'm from the city health department. 95 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:21,630 This is a list of requirements 96 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:24,160 needed to open up an exercise studio. 97 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,440 This isn't an exercise studio. 98 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,060 This is a karate dojo. 99 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,000 Yeah, same deal. 100 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,530 Wow. 101 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:34,240 This place needs a lot of work. 102 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,440 You're not open for business, are you? 103 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,350 You, you a customer here? 104 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:40,520 No, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning. 105 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:42,090 He's helping me set up. 106 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,750 I don't need to know about all that. 107 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,980 My job is just to make sure this place is up to code. 108 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,290 You don't want a scabies outbreak 109 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,560 like that hot yoga place over on Tujunga. 110 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:53,890 Wait, so I have to do all this crap before I even open? 111 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:56,770 No, you need to do all that to get the certificate 112 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,070 that's required to get the insurance 113 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,670 you need to open. 114 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:03,470 But you knew that when you signed your lease, right? 115 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,240 Right, yeah. 116 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:09,810 I'll drop in next week for another inspection. 117 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,340 Huh, cool rattlesnake. 118 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,450 It's a cobra. 119 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,280 Oh, right, duh. 120 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,260 I'm such an idiot. 121 00:05:19,290 --> 00:05:20,990 Cobra "Kay." 122 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:26,160 123 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:29,360 124 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,100 125 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,540 Hey, bud, hey. 126 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,470 Why don't you check out that magician over there? 127 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,150 He's doing some pretty amazing tricks. 128 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,450 -I'm on level 10. -All right, come on. 129 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,080 All right, you could play that game anywhere. 130 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,020 How about we shoot some hoops? I'll win you a prize. 131 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:53,620 I'm thirsty. 132 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:55,290 All right, great, there's a bar right over there. 133 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,990 Let's take a walk, we'll get a couple of sodas. 134 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,090 Nah, I'm good. 135 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:03,670 136 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,300 You know, I would have killed 137 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,530 to visit a club like this when I was his age. 138 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,110 You know where I had to hang out in the summer? 139 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:10,770 On a filthy street in Newark-- 140 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,300 With a broken fire hydrant next to your Aunt Tessie's. 141 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,980 Yeah. 142 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:16,750 What do you say we let Anthony play with his thing 143 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:18,050 and you and I get a couple drinks? 144 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,850 -Dirty martinis? -Yes, ice, ice cold. 145 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,120 Perfect. 146 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:24,290 -LaRussos! -Hey. 147 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,120 Hey, you still kicking that competition? 148 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,550 You know it, Isaiah. 149 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:29,890 -How's the Q5 treating you? -Wouldn't know. 150 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,520 This one over here's been behind the wheel 151 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,360 all month, going back and forth to robot camp. 152 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,760 Dad, it's an AP physics prep course. 153 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,270 -Mm-hmm. -Hey, where's Samantha? 154 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,840 I feel like I haven't seen her all summer. 155 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:41,870 -Oh, she's--she's-- -She's with her grandma. 156 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,470 But I'll tell her that you said hi. 157 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,640 -Great. -Later, LaRussos. 158 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:47,000 Bye. 159 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,240 Here are your drinks. 160 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:51,270 With her grandma? Yeah, right. 161 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,810 Lately I can't get her to call my mom, 162 00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:55,320 -let alone visit her. -What am I supposed to say? 163 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,220 That she's hanging out with her new friends? 164 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,590 All I know is she should be here. 165 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,060 We come to this party once a year. 166 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:03,030 She gets to see her stupid friends every day. 167 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,100 Someone's in a mood. 168 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,960 What's going on with you? 169 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:09,060 Nothing, I'm fine. 170 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,560 All right, all right. You remember that... 171 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,670 that guy from my high school whose car I fixed for free? 172 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,170 Yeah, the blonde pretty boy 173 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,700 that you beat in that tournament. 174 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:21,180 Actually, I never remember calling him "pretty." 175 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,350 -Oh. -But anyway... 176 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,850 I'm driving home from work yesterday, 177 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,320 and I pull up to a stoplight, and I look, 178 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:29,150 and in this strip mall, I see that he's got-- 179 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,850 Dad, where the hell is my drink? 180 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,080 Hurry up. 181 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:35,830 You know what? I'm going to throw him in the goddamn pool. 182 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,150 Okay. 183 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,340 Looking good. 184 00:07:48,370 --> 00:07:50,540 Make sure you get both sides. 185 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,900 And after you're done with that, 186 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:54,680 you can take care of these exposed wires. 187 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:56,610 That's going to be a lot of work. 188 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,680 Yeah, but what does any of this 189 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,680 have to do with karate, Sensei? 190 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:04,110 Do not question my methods. 191 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,860 Just be thankful you're not a sumo wrestler. 192 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:09,590 Those guys have to wipe their Sensei's asses. 193 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:18,530 So, I, uh, see you were a karate champion, Sensei. 194 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,530 You don't have to call me "Sensei" every time. 195 00:08:20,570 --> 00:08:22,340 I'm sorry, Sensei. 196 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:24,710 I, um, sorry, I'm sorry. 197 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:27,410 Eh, I won a couple All Valley tournaments. 198 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,940 Didn't lose a single point my junior year. 199 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:32,780 All right. What happened your senior year? 200 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:35,310 This isn't 20 questions. Get back to scrubbing. 201 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:37,020 Yeah. 202 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,650 Where the hell is that garbage coming from? 203 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,680 -That's me, sorry, yeah. -You hear that? 204 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,420 Hey. 205 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:45,390 Yeah, uh, debate is running a little late. 206 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,390 Uh, okay. 207 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:49,070 Love you too. 208 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,470 Don't tell me you have a girlfriend. 209 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,400 That was my mom, actually. 210 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:57,030 Um, I told her I joined the debate team 211 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,540 because she doesn't approve of violence, so... 212 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:01,470 Yeah, what about your dad? 213 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:02,880 Is he okay with you getting your ass kicked 214 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,750 up and down Reseda Boulevard? 215 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:08,180 Oh, I never, uh, really knew my dad, so... 216 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,050 All right, well, stop standing there. 217 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,150 Get back to training. 218 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:14,760 Okay, yeah, sorry. Okay. 219 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:15,960 And change that ringtone. 220 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,660 Get some Guns N' Roses or something. 221 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,830 What's Guns N' Roses? 222 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,260 I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. 223 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,270 224 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,400 225 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,210 Whoo! 226 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,280 Okay, you were totally right. This is so much fun. 227 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,480 Told you. 228 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:39,510 Always better to be the one throwing the party. 229 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:42,420 And Kyler's been eye-banging you all day. 230 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:46,360 231 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,630 -What's all this? -I have no idea. 232 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,030 Hey, Rory, do your flip again. 233 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,970 I want to get it for my channel. 234 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,800 Whoo-hoo! 235 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,280 Yes, Rory! 236 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,380 Hey, hey, what the hell is going on here? 237 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,150 Oh, shit. 238 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:17,450 All right, everybody get out of here right now. 239 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,680 I'm so sorry, Dad. 240 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,090 I had no idea you were going to be home so early. 241 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,120 It doesn't make a difference what time I get home, Sam. 242 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,050 You think we want a bunch 243 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,830 of strangers in the backyard making a mess? 244 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,860 They're not strangers. They're my friends. 245 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:30,330 Some friends. Is he wearing my bathing suit? 246 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,260 Wait, are all of you guys wearing my bathing suits? 247 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,300 All right, listen, party's over, let's go. 248 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,130 Take the suits off and leave. 249 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,410 No, not out here, genius. In the pool house. 250 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,410 Daniel, can I talk to you inside? 251 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,910 Yeah, did-- 252 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,710 Uh, no, I'm not acting irrationally. 253 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,790 I'm acting like a responsible parent 254 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:50,890 who cares about his kid. 255 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,320 Okay, we both care about our kid. 256 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,320 I just don't think embarrassing Sam in front of her friends 257 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,590 is helping matters. 258 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,820 I don't like these new friends. 259 00:10:57,860 --> 00:10:59,260 It's not like Samantha. 260 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:01,930 Why can't she be at robot camp with Aisha? 261 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,930 Because she doesn't want to be a nerd. 262 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,700 Look, I remember what is was like 263 00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:07,800 being part of a clique that other kids made fun of. 264 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,830 Believe me, girls can be really cruel. 265 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,810 Listen, I know a thing or two about cruel, okay? 266 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,940 I was pushed off a cliff on my bike. 267 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:17,070 There's nothing wrong with Sam wanting to be popular. 268 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,680 Popular is fine. 269 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,480 I just don't want her turning into one of these 270 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,350 privileged Encino brats. 271 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,980 Neither do I. 272 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,320 But keep throwing her friends out of the house. 273 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,120 See where that gets you with your relationship 274 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:28,980 with your daughter. 275 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,660 Whoo! 276 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,260 Skinny dips and bong rips. 277 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:39,990 Whoa, oh, you're that banzai guy on those commercials. 278 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,830 Wait, where did everybody go? 279 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,570 280 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:52,850 281 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,160 Wish you were here to give me 282 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,000 some of that Miyagi wisdom right now. 283 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,650 -Hai. -Hai. 284 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,050 Hyah! 285 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,050 -I did it! -Good job, kiddo. 286 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:38,230 Now, if anybody comes for me, I'll kick their butt. 287 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,900 Well, always remember our first lesson, you. 288 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,930 This is for self-defense only. 289 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,100 True karate is here. 290 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:51,900 -It's here, but never here. -My tummy? 291 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:55,310 Yeah, something like that. Get over here, you. 292 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,720 But never give up your defense. 293 00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:01,410 Beware of the spinning hug move! 294 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:04,420 Ah! Daddy! 295 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,050 I need one of you bitches 296 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,590 to pick me up for school tomorrow. 297 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,020 How is your car still not ready? 298 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,960 My dad is getting me a new one. 299 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,630 He felt bad about that "deer" 300 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,400 that jacked up the Range Rover. 301 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,830 You hit a deer? 302 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:22,740 No, Moon, she rear-ended that guy's car. 303 00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:24,840 Oh, yeah, right. 304 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,640 I'm still kind of freaked out about it. 305 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,370 I feel guilty about just driving away. 306 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,950 From that meth-head zombie? If I hadn't gunned it, 307 00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:32,150 we'd be chained up in his basement right now. 308 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,920 Sam, you got a sec? 309 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,720 Oh, I didn't know you were talking to your friends. 310 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,020 -I-I'll come back. -No, just wait a second. 311 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,320 Uh, yeah, I can pick you up in the morning, yes. 312 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,650 Oh, good. 313 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:46,160 -I just wanted to say-- -No, look, Dad... 314 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:49,030 I'm really sorry about today. 315 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,560 I shouldn't have just invited everyone over 316 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,000 without asking you and Mom first. 317 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,070 Well, maybe I overreacted a little. 318 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,140 Maybe more than a little, okay? 319 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,340 Just have those guys bring their own trunks 320 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,210 from now on, okay? 321 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,980 Deal. 322 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,950 So these guys... 323 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,980 Anyone I have to worry about? 324 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,680 You don't have to worry, Dad. 325 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,890 But there is this one guy, Kyler. 326 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,690 He and I have been texting a little bit. 327 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,220 Texting. 328 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,890 Right. 329 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,920 Just words, though? 330 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,560 What do you mea-- 331 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,330 Oh, gross. No, no. Just words, Dad. 332 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,930 Good, that's good. 333 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,510 So Kyler... 334 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:31,000 how about we invite him over for dinner on Friday? 335 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,540 You want me to invite Kyler to Friday family dinner? 336 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,640 I'm not talking about walking you down the aisle. 337 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:37,240 We're going to give the kid a meal. 338 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,980 Besides, your brother has a sleepover. 339 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,450 It'll be a good chance for us to get to know him. 340 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,380 Okay. 341 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,750 -I'll see if he can come. -Great. 342 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,380 You don't have to worry about me, Dad. 343 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:49,690 I can handle myself. I'm a LaRusso. 344 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,790 That's my girl. Jersey tough. 345 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:55,790 346 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,160 347 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,170 Dude, right there. Come on. 348 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,440 It's almost out. Come on. 349 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:09,110 350 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,190 Is it cool if I sit here? 351 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,290 Ooh, sorry, table is really blowing up right now. 352 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,050 I can put you on the wait list, 353 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:29,660 but it's probably next semester at the earliest. 354 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,140 -Okay. -No, I'm kidding. Sit. 355 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,540 -Miguel. -Demetri. This is Eli. 356 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,610 He's a man of few words. 357 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:51,150 358 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:54,420 Dude, don't torture yourself. Those are the rich girls. 359 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,560 Do you ever talk to them or...? 360 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:02,330 Oh, yeah, all the time. We hang out after school. 361 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,800 Make out, give each other hand jobs. 362 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,630 Eli here is the homecoming king. 363 00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:09,310 Gets laid more than anyone. Isn't that right, Eli? 364 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,640 Talk to them? 365 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,570 You realize what table you're sitting at, right? 366 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,270 You've pretty much signed away all hopes 367 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,750 of losing your virginity before college. 368 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,720 Oh, shit, Yasmine's looking at us. 369 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,190 Probably just making fun of me. 370 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,880 I don't think she's making fun of you. 371 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,860 I mean, just because they're hot doesn't mean they're mean. 372 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,160 Oh, my God, you guys. 373 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,830 You see that guy over there 374 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,760 who looks like he went down on a lawnmower? 375 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,830 He's literally wearing the ugliest sweater I've ever seen. 376 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,270 That is so wrong. 377 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,940 Speaking of wrong, check out Fug-lisha. 378 00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,810 She looks like she ate a picnic table. 379 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,410 Aw. 380 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,210 I don't care if Yasmine is the meanest girl at school. 381 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,920 I'd kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face. 382 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,350 Yeah, well, if you don't make a move, 383 00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,820 you're never going to have a shot with her. 384 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:02,050 True, but I'll also never suffer a humiliating rejection. 385 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:04,230 I'm at peace with my depression. 386 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,560 Last thing I need to be is suicidal. 387 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,590 388 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,670 389 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,100 What are you doing? 390 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,330 Striking first. 391 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:22,010 Oh, shit, I hope we don't get hit with the shrapnel. 392 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:27,280 393 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,960 What's up, ladies? 394 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,100 See you later, 'Rhea. 395 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,430 So how'd it go? 396 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,870 ny: You can't strike first if you don't know how to strike. 397 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,700 The cobra strike is composed of two parts-- 398 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,270 the lunge... 399 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,210 which requires the use of the whole body... 400 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,310 and the bite, which is everything that happens 401 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,390 after you make contact, all right? 402 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,650 You don't stop here where knuckle hits the bone. 403 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,880 You punch through the bone, like the guy 404 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,690 you really want to hit is standing behind this asshole. 405 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,820 All right? 406 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,890 All right? 407 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,500 Strike here, you bloody his nose. 408 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,430 Strike here, you break his teeth. 409 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,960 Strike here, you could severely damage his trachea. 410 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,670 Obviously, that's only for extreme situations. 411 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,240 All right, line up. 412 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,770 - -Focus. I want you to practice. 413 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,140 Hyah. 414 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,720 Keep practicing. Punch through the dummy. 415 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,020 Hello? 416 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,020 Is this Mr. Lawrence? 417 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,550 -Yes. -This is Carla Jenkins-- 418 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,660 the vice principal at North Hills High. 419 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,860 I have you listed as an emergency contact 420 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,790 for Robby Keene. 421 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,370 Uh, yeah, I'm his father. 422 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,370 But you're supposed to call his mom. 423 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,070 I already called her. She's not picking up. 424 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,140 Right, big surprise. 425 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,910 All right, what did he do this time? 426 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,980 We found him with Molly. 427 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,380 Who's Molly? 428 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,350 Is that some chick he's hooking up with? 429 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,180 It's an illegal drug, Mr. Lawrence. 430 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,250 All right, put my kid on the phone. 431 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,260 -What do you want? -Robby, what the hell? 432 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,660 You're doing drugs? 433 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,760 You want to flush your life down the toilet? 434 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,290 Like you're one to talk. 435 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,930 Don't try to play dad now. You're a pathetic loser. 436 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:35,780 Um, I think maybe I should keep trying his mother. 437 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,450 Yeah, good luck with that. 438 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,720 What the hell's he doing? 439 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,820 All right, no, no, no, no, no. 440 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,720 You're doing it all wrong. 441 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,380 What do you want, those kids at school 442 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,060 to keep dumping shit on your head? 443 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,490 You want all the girls to think you're a wangless dork? 444 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,160 Because you can stop your training right now 445 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,830 and you can walk outside and let the whole world 446 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,400 know you're a loser. 447 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,870 Or you can plant your feet, look your enemy in the eyes, 448 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,200 and punch him in the face! 449 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,870 Picture your enemy. 450 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,410 All right, you have a picture in your mind? 451 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,220 What are you going to do? 452 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,420 Again! 453 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,780 Are you a loser? 454 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:18,860 No, Sensei! 455 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,920 Again! 456 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:31,430 The yanagi, or yanagi ba, depending on the region, 457 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:36,300 is a knife used exclusively for cutting sashimi. 458 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,880 I picked up this bad boy on my first trip to Okinawa. 459 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:41,780 VoilĂ . 460 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,710 The famous... 461 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,940 LaRusso ponzu toro. 462 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:52,080 Oh, no, thanks. I don't like sushi. 463 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,520 Uh, are you sure you 464 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,150 just don't want to try a little piece? 465 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,290 -It melts in your mouth. -Uh, no. 466 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,690 Fish kind of grosses me out. 467 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,020 No, you like fish. 468 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,660 What about the fish sticks at school? 469 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,490 Oh, yeah, fish sticks are dope. 470 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,130 You have fish sticks? 471 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,130 Uh, no, just this fresh fish I picked up 472 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,410 from the Japanese market this morning. 473 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,910 You know what? Why don't we go see 474 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,180 if we can find Kyler something he can eat, okay? 475 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,710 Sam, you want to come with me to the kitchen? 476 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,940 Sure. 477 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,060 Thank you for inviting me over, Mr. LaRusso. 478 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,530 Um, you have a really great house. 479 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,930 And I think Sam is really cool, too. 480 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,560 Well, thanks. She takes after her mother. 481 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:38,760 And listen, I never liked sushi when I was your age either. 482 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,400 It wasn't until I met a good friend of mine 483 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:43,130 -that it began to grow on me. -Mm. 484 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,440 He was from Okinawa. 485 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,840 Where are your parents from? 486 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,710 Irvine, I think. 487 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:53,480 Irvine, right. 488 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:58,320 So tell me about that shiner you got there. 489 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,850 Oh, this. Um... 490 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,490 this is from wrestling. 491 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,860 You know, I dodged the wrong way, and I caught an elbow. 492 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,560 It's stupid. 493 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:10,730 Is that how you hurt your hand, too? 494 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,470 No, it's okay. 495 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,240 I was in my share of fights back in high school. 496 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:16,800 I don't know what you're talking about. 497 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,510 Come on, Kyler, I know high-school kids can be rough. 498 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,580 No, it wasn't a kid. 499 00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:24,640 So there was a fight. 500 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,390 Is there something going on at home? 501 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,680 Oh, no, no, no. Um... 502 00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:37,330 Okay, some guy at a mini mall-- 503 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,130 he just jumped me and my friends. 504 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,030 -What? -Yeah. 505 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,290 We were just at the store, 506 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,230 trying to get some protein bars. 507 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:48,200 And, yeah, some homeless-looking guy-- 508 00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:50,070 he just started giving us a hard time. 509 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,900 And the next thing we know, he busts some karate. 510 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,110 Karate? 511 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,580 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 512 00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:58,650 What mini mall was this? 513 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:09,360 Hey, Sensei, is there any particular way 514 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,560 you want me to wash these windows? 515 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,460 No, I don't give a shit. 516 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,660 Whatever's easiest. 517 00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:16,960 You know what? 518 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:19,630 Just go clean the toilet, and we'll call it a night. 519 00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:23,570 Okay. 520 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,100 And do that one on your hands and knees. 521 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,910 522 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:35,780 523 00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,130 Welcome to Cobra Kai. 524 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,060 Some things never change. 525 00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:56,900 Yeah, what are you talking about? 526 00:23:56,930 --> 00:23:58,770 I heard you beat up a bunch of teenagers 527 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,840 in that parking lot out there. 528 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,540 Oh, that. 529 00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:05,870 No, I didn't beat up any teenagers. 530 00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:08,920 I kicked the shit 531 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,050 out of a bunch of assholes who deserved it. 532 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,150 Wow, Johnny Lawrence calling someone else an asshole. 533 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:16,460 That's rich, man. 534 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:18,430 Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? 535 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,600 Look, I'm not here to rehash the past. 536 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:25,260 Just stay away from my daughter's friends. 537 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,640 Your daughter's friends? 538 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,370 Yeah, that makes sense. Nice company she keeps. 539 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,670 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 540 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:32,970 It means those friends of hers 541 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,740 were wailing on a kid half their size. 542 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:37,140 Now, maybe you don't know your daughter 543 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:39,220 as well as you think you do. 544 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,970 Get your house in order, LaRusso. 545 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:43,210 Who the hell do you think you're talking to? 546 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,620 Bathroom's clean! 547 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,920 Is there anything else you need me to do? 548 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:50,590 I'm sorry, Sensei, I-- 549 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:54,530 Sensei? Really? 550 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,230 Oh, my God, kid, I don't know what he's told you, 551 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:57,930 but you shouldn't believe a word this guy says, 552 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,960 or you're going to end up exactly like him. 553 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,600 You and I...this... 554 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,410 We aren't done. 555 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,980 556 00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:09,480 I'm right here, man. 557 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,780 558 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,720 559 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,490 I'm sorry if I interrupted anything, Sensei. 560 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,320 Should I do 20 push-ups on my knuckles? 561 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,660 Right, like you could. 562 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,860 563 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:38,940 564 00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:51,380 nny: You've all learned to strike first. 565 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:54,720 566 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,690 I've taught you to strike hard. 567 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,960 But I haven't taught you the third lesson of Cobra Kai. 568 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:00,930 No mercy. 569 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,060 The older you get, the more you're gonna learn 570 00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,530 that life isn't fair. 571 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,790 Things are going good. 572 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,400 Everything falls apart. 573 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:10,070 That's how it goes. 574 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,900 Life shows no mercy. 575 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,080 -So neither do we. -Hyah! 576 00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:17,150 I feel like lately I've let my anger take control. 577 00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:19,980 It's like ever since that dojo opened, you've been off. 578 00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:22,710 Really wish you could be here right now. 579 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:23,990 Why don't you tell me who did this? 580 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:25,890 I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time. 581 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,290 It's not lame-ass karate. 582 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:30,760 It's Cobra Kai. 583 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,090 Yes, Sensei! 584 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,260 God, I love this sport. 585 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:38,370 -There's a girl at school. -She hot? 586 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,670 There are kids from my school who are in Cobra Kai. 587 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,270 That doesn't automatically make them bad. 588 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,940 When I'm done with you, you're gonna be sending a message back. 589 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,470 Thinks he can bring Cobra Kai back to the Valley? 590 00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:48,810 Not on my watch. 591 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,110 What the hell are you doing? 592 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:51,740 This guy was the biggest bully in my high school, 593 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,250 and he hasn't changed at all. 594 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,280 Come on, Johnny! 595 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:57,210 We do whatever it takes to win! 596 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,550 You wanna do this? Let's go. 597 00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:00,780 Remember who you are. You're Cobra Kai. 598 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,690 You're gonna regret this when it's over. 599 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,320 Yeah, right. Like this'll ever be over. 600 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,900 All right, are you ready to binge-watch the entire season? 601 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,830 All episodes of Cobra Kai are now available. 602 00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:18,270 Click to the right and sign up for YouTube Red. 603 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,670 You can try it free for 30 days. 43134

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