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My love ! Where are you ?

My love ! Where are you ?

My love ! Where are you ?

My love ! Where are you ?

My love ! Where are you ?

My love ! Where are you ?

- Still on messaging? - I left you 10 messages!

Where are you? I am at my parents' house. We're waiting for you.

Do me this for my birthday! You have a good excuse, I hope.

She hangs up.

- Oh fuck !

Oh fuck !

Shit !

Shit !

- Hello?

- Pierre ? It's Paul-Edouard.

I'm in an interstellar shit.

- You fucked him? - Yes. You gotta help me.

Oh fuck !

What do I do ?

- I have a solution. - Go ahead, give birth!

- But I want something.

- Are you serious ?

- Steven?

- Yes ?

- When leaving, be careful not to wake up

- My children, please. - Oh yes ... Quite, yes. Yes.

Did you get it? What is your solution?

- I'll give you the number of a box who will save you.

- What box?

- I'm going to kill him !

On the head of my mother ! Sorry mom.

We're ringing.

Oh !

miss, your fiance is a hero.

- What happened ?

- He saved Timmy,

the dog of a blind child.

One night in a hospital and a broken notebook.

You can be proud of it.

- And I was thugging you.

I'm sorry.

I am a monster !

It is not serious.

- Oh ! Sorry.

Sorry my love. It's okay ?

- There you go.

He could enjoy his day, without worrying about anything.

And thanks to us.

- Well done. It's brilliant.

Your physics and conquests

have given you the idea to create this box?

- That's nice, but no. - In 10 years,

my mother grilled an infidelity of my father.

She never got over it.

My father regretted it. I have suffered.

If he had not been caught, we would have escaped

to all that.

You got a great resume.

It's impressive.

Just a question.

You never stay more than 6 months?

- The routine tires me.

In your company, we must not be bored.

- Excuse me.

Yes ?

- It will not be on time in the morning.

- Why ? - Conceived

the time it takes to to squirm.

- You must be ahead.

- In any case,

your profile interests me. If you want, you're welcome.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate.

- Only one.

I start when my training, boss?

- A little lie does less harm than the truth.

Live his desires and be discreet.

That is our motto.

Francoise!

It's okay ?

- Very good.

- Hold. - Thank you.

See you next week.

"Francoise, be careful." - You handed

your blouse upside down.

- Thank you.

Who will eat good muffins?

- It's me !

Through these cooking classes.

But you stained your skirt while cooking.

Naughty!

- Some will say that our society is immoral.

It's wrong. We do not endorse adultery.

We are here to avoid victims to suffer.

Adultery concerns not all our customers.

- There are the typical colors of Pont-l'Abb�,

yellow and orange.

Oh, it's Romain!

- Yes my heart ! - Hi darling !

Good evening, Jacques and Martine.

- BONSOIR, ROMAIN!

- Are you still in the office? - Yeah, tell me about it.

Gourdon advanced the meeting.

Begin without me. I will try

to get to the dessert.

- You can free yourself?

I have the pictures of Pont-l'Abb�,

of the Bigoudene Museum.

- No ! What a pity !

I leave you. I have work.

I embrace you.

- Goodbye, honey ! - TO THE REVIEW, ROMAN!

- Top, it's good. Great ! Great !

- I leave that? - Yes.

- How long are you staying at your mother's house ?

- I'll be back on Sunday.

You know you're welcome.

"In the mountains with you and your mother, no thanks.

- However you want.

- Good morning, Mr. Godet. - You are fine ?

- We can not do better.

Excited like a fly in the ass of a cow.

- Good morning, Mr. Godet.

- Hello. It's okay ?

"Good journey, Monsieur Godet." - Thank you.

- So, Vegas?

- It's not the lotto of St-Just-en-Chauss�e.

- Your toll tickets to Albertville.

"And there, Beaufort and dry sausage." - Thank you.

- He hides from his wife that he won the lottery?

- The divorce has not yet been pronounced.

- Back! Back! In stores !

Makes some noise !

- Hello.

- I'll introduce Clara to you. - Hello.

- Its good ? You got them right?

- Yes it's good.

- Keep on going. Keep on going.

- Are you there, baby?

- Yeah, I'm here.

It went well your promo, my heart ?

- I'm fucked up there.

- I made you salmon papillote and vegetables on the t�co.

- Oh yeah ? - I'm gonna give you some papouilles

watching The Queen of Snows.

- Infallible alibis preserve the secret garden of our customers.

We release them of any personal constraint.

We have developed tailor-made solutions

to justify or excuse our customers without judges

Our goal is to help people.

- Here's your contract.

You sign there.

That is the confidentiality clause.

- You do nothing after that?

- We could go and have a drink. - Sorry, I'm maqued.

- No, I was not talking to you.

- Ah ...

- I told you it was over.

You know that commitment

it's not my thing.

- Good.

We put some music?

- Not the playlist of Greg. - I can not get any more from the 80s.

- You do not know anything about it. - This is the best time.

Woman, woman

- It is very good.

- Thank you.

- Greg, can you stop? - Why ?

- I need to talk to you.

- What's the matter ?

- I can know what are you playing with Mehdi?

- You're starting again ?

In 20 years, have I already betrayed you only once?

Stop flipping.

No one will take your place. We are a team of superheroes.

You're Batman, I'm Superman.

- Muslim has never been a part of the team.

- Stop a little.

Hey? Go.

Come on, I tell you.

Here. Its good ?

- No more questions? - No. Yes.

Why did not you stay with Clara?

- I'm not in love.

- You say this because the story of your parents

traumatized you.

And prevents you from loving.

- I do not mind, I can not.

And you,

You never slept. Did you see

than your mother's vagina.

- I keep my little flower for the elect of my heart.

- It's different. - You never dared.

- Yes. - In life,

is not that video games ...

Are they serious, people?

There are things that disgust me.

But then that!

It's disgusting.

Come on, my darling. Come.

Do not wait anymore.

Call Carglass 08007727 ...

Lookie! - Or book on Carglass.com.

- Lookie ...

Oh, Lookie!

What a connection!

I blame myself for having badly attached him. He is very young.

- Do not be guilty. - It's not

of your fault.

- I should have taken him with me to piss.

When you look at me, I can not.

So ?

- So what ? He's dead, your cattle!

And that's good !

It makes me shit, the beasts.

It's a joke. I'm offline.

It goes very well, this con!

A bump, a broken tooth. To-morrow he makes Roland Garros.

Fuck, she's good! You want some ? It would fuck you up.

- And you, the blonde, right? - No thanks.

- They're not funny, both.

Come back tomorrow, I'll give you your catch. " Hello.

- Ben ... cool! - I am relieved.

I do not know how to thank you.

- A restaurant ?

Money ? A pipe?

I'm sorry.

It is the pressure that falls.

- It's nothing.

- And I'm not hungry.

It's okay ?

- Yes Yes. Yes.

- Well... - I have to go.

- OK. - Thank you for coming with me.

My name is Florence, Florence Martin.

- Gregory. Gregory Van Huffel.

- Enchanted. - Nice to meet you.

- It's okay, we laid Clara down.

So everything is fine ?

- I do not really know.

Hello.

- Hello.

Here ... I come to see you for a married friend.

He met a young woman

with whom he would like to leave

in Week-end. And...

- How can you help him? - I see.

What's his name ?

- Uh ... - His first name ?

- Jean Claude. - Jean Claude. OK.

So tell your friend that can be put in place

"an alibi lining".

We send someone where it is supposed to be.

This lining

will use its credit card and will

act of presence.

Jean-Claude will be given another card

for spending

- without it appearing on his accounts. - Okay.

"He would like to leave where?"

- Here.

- At Cannes. OK. Ah ...

Less than 70%. Your friend

is economical.

- Hmm I do not know. Oh good?

- OK. I will leave you a form

to know more and develop the best alibi.

See you soon, Jean-Claude.

- See you soon...

Um yes.

- She's for you, Lookie, that one.

It is surprising as a place for dinner.

- Did you believe in a "date"?

- Not at all. I saw on your Facebook that you were taken.

- He spied on me.

It's cute ! No, it's strategic.

Otherwise, you have too many rewinds who ask you as a friend.

- Dream not, I was not dragging you.

It was just for Lookie,

by kindness.

- So, be nice, take care of him.

- And what are you doing

in life, apart from pissing in the woods?

- I'm a lawyer.

- Lawyer ? That is to say ?

- I enforce the law.

I do not like fraudsters, cheats, liars.

- Ah ...

- And you what are you doing ? - Me ?

I...

I...

I am

steward.

- Cool !

Oh sorry.

- Are you serious ? - Lahaye in phone ringtone?

- You want to win?

Yes I love. So what ?

At your turn to play,

the stewardess.

- Here. The stewardess go and beat you!

- You? You want to bet ?

- I bet what you want.

- OK.

- You're gonna screw up. You're gonna screw up. - You do not have the right.

You turn around otherwise the bet is canceled. Go.

- Mauviette!

"Nobody calls me a wimp!"

- Strike!

- Yes...

- It's not possible ! Lookie groans.

- Here. I won.

He looks better, eh? It's cool.

- Yes, he's better. - Let's go ?

- He's laughing. - Its good ? You're happy ?

- Grave! - My clothes!

- You made me my year.

- Great.

You do not care about my ringtone

while you mate

movies of Van Damme!

- Bloodsport, the best of movies.

And my biggest frustration.

I do not succeed his kick back.

- Cool your life !

- Do not be venerable. I can not do anything about it

if you're nil at bowling. You're better

elsewhere, at least? For a competitor,

- I'm disappointed. - OK. Standing !

- What? - Standing !

The 1st who laughs is taken a fucking fuck.

- OK.

- No, you do not.

- You lost.

You bring me back?

I can not wait to see !

- Sorry. Flo had not told me that his maid came.

"I am his mother."

"Good?"

- Oh, it's Flo.

She'll be half an hour late.

- Cool.

I am sorry. It's not ...

Oh yes. No, I'm more than you.

Stop a little?

- Come on, too. Kisses. - Hello !

- Charlie? Why are you here?

I told you I was not a babysitter.

"But they make fun of me at school."

- In a month, you got a flu, a gastrointestinal

and you lost your 2 grandmas. What do I say ?

- Say I have menopause.

Since she has, Mom will not work anymore.

"I'll give you your certificate."

Just go. Go away.

This is the last time.

- Its good.

Your car is clean.

- Thank you, Mehdi, it bothers me.

- You're kidding. You're not gonna

meet your in-laws

with a dirty car.

- Do you meet them?

- Yes.

- Nice to learn. - You did not know ?

- Excuse me, Augustine.

I'm stressed, I zapped.

- Hey, buddy! It will be fine.

Nothing Worse that what happened with his mother,

- Hi Dad ! I present to you

Greg, the famous policeman-steward. Greg, my father.

- Good morning, Jean-Claude.

- G�rard.

- Gerard, sorry.

- Come in.

- G�rard,

it's you who touches my photos? They are wrong.

- My love ! - Hi Mom !

- Good morning, Marlene. - Good morning, Greg.

- He preferred to dress.

- It's better. - He would have complexed G�rard.

- Did you put 5 covers?

- I invited Maurice.

- We're gonna split our mouths.

"He has just separated from his wife."

He was a cuckold. Everyone knew it except him.

It's horrible.

- Indeed. - He looks like a jerk.

It has become a wreck. It is not beautiful to see. A debris!

- I'm here.

- I did not hear you coming in.

- It is not serious. - I brought you a little gift.

It'll be fine in your living room.

- Should not.

- I made Marlene.

I spent...

352 hours on.

- It's more than Gerard.

I'll get some wine. Are you coming from Greg?

- I brought it back.

- No, but ... real wine.

- I can come...

- No it is going to be fine.

Come in.

Steward! You have no shame to lie to my daughter?

"And you, then?" Jean Claude ?

- We stop the mission. I can not

do that to Flo.

- We do not stop at all. - Sorry.

- I refuse the contract. - No way !

- I said no, Gerard!

- OK.

No problem.

- Thank you. It's better like that.

It's healthier.

- Yes. Let's be honest and say to Flo

what you do in life.

- No ! I beg you.

- It's healthier.

But I do not know if she will forgive you.

She dropped her guy

for cheating at the Monopoly.

- I do not have the choice ?

- I do not think so.

- You were singing his other guys?

"You are the first she presents us."

- That was where?

- In New Delhi in 87.

I worked for MSF.

- So much memories ! - It's awesome.

- It was great.

"But is that you, Maurice?"

- Ah yes.

My son and my wife, before she deceives me.

- Your son ? - Yes.

- Yes. We had a one million chance to have a black child.

We had that chance.

Some win the lottery, we had a little black.

- Who is he ? - The chief of the village.

He was too friendly.

We went there every year.

- Oh ! This is the year

of our meeting.

We danced all the time.

We were

the Jay-Z and Beyonc� of the time.

It's over our age.

This is our 30th Anniversary wedding, Saturday.

Gerard will not be there.

"Good?"

- He has a pharmaceutical seminar to Beauvais, the poor.

- The job...

- Do not worry.

I'll be with you, Mom. Greg will not be there.

He goes to Tanzania.

We'll go and see our lovers.

- I can come

you cheer up.

- No, do not bother, Maurice. - We'll stay with girls.

I also have pictures.

- Are you going to move in? - Yes !

It's a great apartment. We are waiting for the agreement.

But I'm too happy.

- You did not tell me I was the first guy to see your parents.

- I did not mean to scare you.

I find my mother depressed, that saddens me.

She is bored. In addition, she will be alone on her wedding anniversary.

- Try to change her ideas.

- Yes you are right.

I told you I loved you?

- No. - That's con.

I do not want that you leave me alone.

- Welcome to the seminar,

Mr. Martin. Enjoy your stay in Beauvais.

That's it...

That's it.

That's not it at all.

Yes, Gerard?

- What is this bank card?

I took a few bottles. She walks over.

- Baby!

- Are you sure ?

Hello? Hello?

You are there ?

- Hello? Hello, Gerard? - Yes.

- There's what's needed on the account. - How much does the bottle cost?

- Sorry. - How much is champagne?

-1000 euros, sir.

- What? Did I hear that?

He said 1000 euros?

I will replenish the account but you have to calm down.

- Count on me. Count on me.

- Champagne ! Who is it for ? - IT'S FOR KIKI!

- Oh no...

Ah ... Oh, no ...

- I still have no like on my video. four hundred ninety seven "Good?"

Indeed, it's weird. That's great !

"But I have a view more than yesterday."

- Because we look at her.

- I want to stop.

I will never break through.

- What are you talking about ?

At what age did he pierce De Fun�s?

- I do not know the singers of your time.

Come on!

- Order us champagne.

- We've had it all day, okay.

- But we did not drink it.

That way I'll be fit.

- Hello? Room service?

One would like the Dom P�rignon in the bedroom.

What do you mean ? You do not have any?

At the price of the hotel, it's a scandal!

Bah ... They have nothing left. We dream !

Do not worry, I will find them in town.

- Thank you, my teddy bear.

I'll put on a lighter outfit.

- Flo! You open me, honey?

- Yes, I'm coming, Mom, I'm in the bathroom.

"I just got Mauritius on the phone."

He's going to feed Lookie tonight.

I hope he will not put him in a row.

- In fact, at the reception, I was advised the beach Zelos.

It's nice and very retired.

"I do not dare to put on my swimsuit, I've got fatter.

- Whatever ! - It would be dad, I would understand.

By the way, did you get it?

- I did not succeed. I will try again.

- Surprise!

- What are you doing here ?

- It's our birthday of marriage, right?

"And your seminary?"

- In life, there are priorities.

- How did you know where we were?

- I left him messages

- to say him. - That's ... It's ... the ...

messages ...

- The dress is part of the surprise?

She is really pink your shirt!

- You've taken a nice hotel. - How

you found it ?

- Thanks to you and a page open on your computer

with a great offer.

I thought of Mom.

- You did well.

- Where's your suitcase?

- Uh ... Oh ... Do not talk about it! - They lost it to me at the airport.

- It's not a bowl. - No.

- It's not a bowl.

- No ... No bowl ...

- Oh ! It's Greg!

My love, are you okay?

- Yes, I am fine. I finally arrived. - How about you, honey?

- Great. I followed

your advice, I took Mom.

- Awesome ! It will do him good.

And look who surprised us to become.

- Hello !

- Hello !

- How are you, my little Greg? - How is that, Tanzania?

- Thank you I'm okay. - It's beautiful, Tanzania.

There's lots of ... zebras.

- Will you send me a picture?

- Uh ... Yes, of course.

- With you, everything would be perfect.

- I would like to be with you.

I'm looking forward to seeing you on Monday.

- Me too. - I'm dead and it hurts badly.

Do we remember tomorrow? I'll leave you with your parents.

- I was going to show you

my breasts.

Good night. Rest well.

- Kisses my love.

What is this mess ?

"They're in the same hotel as me."

I had left an open page on the computer.

- Where is Cynthia?

- In his room. What do I do ?

Flo asks questions. I have no suitcase, no alliance.

She's at home, hidden under my panties.

- We bring you that.

- Lie calls you. - G�rard?

- She comes ! I have to hang up.

Unlike you

I have a big heart

Once, I even went out With an unemployed person

- Hello? - Cynthia Belinni?

- Yes. - Hello. National Police.

Mr. G�rard Martin was incarcerated in the sobering cell

for drunk driving on public roads and outrage to agent.

- It does not surprise me, he drank all day.

- I note it. We'll keep it, he will call you at his exit.

- Can I go see him?

- No Madam. It's not a hospital.

- OK. Okay. Well, kisses.

- So ? What does it say ?

- We have a little problem.

We silenced the alarm but there is still a camera in the entrance.

- Shut off the electricity.

"I had foreseen this eventuality."

I'm taking care of it.

- No. You stay here. I'm taking care of it.

You're on trial.

It's okay, I'm here.

I cut the current.

Greg, I cut the current.

- I'll have to take care of it. - Stay here, Greg.

I break the tile.

I would not hurt you.

It's okay ?

- Yes.

- You do not start again?

"Afterwards."

- You, you make a suitcase with his business.

I am taking care of the alliance.

- Okay. Come on, come on.

- Is that the police?

- I dunno.

- Stay away! Lookie!

Lookie?

- It's Maurice. - He comes to feed the clebs.

- Come. Here.

Here's your meal.

- Come. We're going to hide.

- So ?

It has been a long time that we both did not meet.

You missed me ?

I missed you too.

I love it when you look at me like that.

Ah! We're together!

Oh yes, we're fine.

Yes, yes, my little darling.

What you're pretty about! Hey?

We're happy to meet again.

You're a little slut! Oh yes.

Have you seen the cattle?

Whore !

"Augustine, did you take care of the jeweler?" - Yes.

- But I was just. - Cool.

Mehdi, it's good for the sapes, hotels ?

- Yes, I was wide.

- It lacks more this fucking zebra photo.

- I do not know how I'm going to do it. - Oh shit !

- What?

- Nothing, I forgot something.

- Did you forget what? - Nothing. Nothing.

- Tell us.

- Good ... I have small problems of ... of narcolepsy.

"And I take some seals." - Right?

"Here, then, Monsieur Perfect!

- It's nothing. You will have a coffee to the next area.

- Can you hold on? - No problem.

- And have you been doing this for a long time?

Mehdi!

- Mehdi! Mehdi! Wake up ! - Mehdi! Mehdi!

- Mehdi! Mehdi! - Wow! Wow! Wow!

- A piece of egg, there!

- But why did not you say anything? - I wanted to be hired.

I've never had a CDI. I can no longer live with my mother.

- Chop your seals in a drug store.

- Impossible, it is by prescription.

I stop at the next area, it's safer.

- Why did not you stop?

Oh but Mehdi!

skids

- Mehdi! Mehdi! Mehdi! - Wow! Wow! Wow!

Sorry.

- You're scary, man!

The cow !

- But Mehdi! Mehdi!

- Stopped. He's not asleep.

- I'm awake, there. - Ah yes. Sorry.

"Augustine, you're going to drive. - It's better.

- What are you doing ?

- We're gonna get your photo, Greg.

- Slowly. Slowly. - Come on. Small, small, small!

Small, small, small, small ... Small small...

Wait, wait! I'll make a selfie.

We can not see the zebra well.

Push it to the ass.

- Come on ...

Come on, little zebra. Go.

Go. Go.

Stopped. He broke the roupettes.

- For what you use. Ouch!

He broke my face!

- Well done !

- Mehdi, are you okay? - Do not worry, it's nothing.

- You, Augustine, are you okay? - Yes Yes...

- OK. Come on, we'll go back.

No...

I do not have my picture.

"Come, you must find him." - Oh fuck !

- Surrounded by wild animals, you're afraid of a cat.

- I've never been able to frame them.

- It's messed up.

He got the trunk.

Come on, let's go.

"Augustine, wait!

- What?

- There is still paint

in the van?

- Hello sir. Which floor ? - 6th.

- Have a nice day sir.

- Why are you here?

- I return the question.

"Promise me not to tell your mother."

The door opens.

- Mrs. Martin?

- No ... That's my daughter. - Ah ...

- Look.

Do you think it will please your mother?

I hesitated.

- You laugh ? That's sublime.

You're crazy, it costs a fortune.

"Good?"

But why did you follow me?

- Uh ... I thought you were going breakfast.

I meet you there ?

- She should leave you alone.

- She would not forgive me.

How much is that stuff?

- The price of your guilt.

Here is your alliance.

I put your suitcase next door labeled XL Airways.

The goal is to keep you away

of the hotel. You have been

a wine route for the day.

"And Cynthia, how are you doing?"

- No worries.

- Cynthia?

- Yes ?

- Michael. Nice to meet you.

- This is Adel, my collaborator. - Enchanted.

What a chance to meet here at the same time!

- I was lucky to fall on Marre des Michtos.

- You liked it ? - So much !

We feel the years of work.

Where does this idea come from?

- I denounce these girls with breasts redone, rinsed with champagne

- by old people. - I understand.

"You have been a producer since when?"

- Ten years at Universal Music.

Then I set up my label.

I launched a bunch of artists,

like Louane,

Stromae, The Fool ...

- It's huge, La Fouine!

- I know thanks.

"No, because he's here."

That's crazy !

- It's funny, yes ...

- You do not greet him?

- Uh ...

Yes Yes...

I am going now...

Here.

Hey !

How are you ? It's a pleasure to see you.

It has been a long time. It's okay ?

- The form ? - Who are you ?

- You do not recognize me?

I came to your concert.

I was in the pit. It was me.

- He does not care about me ?

What do you want ?

- I was looking for the toilet.

- Did he take me for a GPS with a toilet?

- What did you do ?

Did you hit me on the shoulder?

- Sorry. Excuse me.

I do not know how to forgive myself.

- Here.

- Oh yes anyway !

Well...

It's for me.

Tour, guys.

Laughs - I knew you were a good guy.

- I'm a good guy. Thank you.

- It is good.

Thanks guys.

- Thank you. Thank you.

"Break, you buffoon! - Right.

What a love this guy!

A bit sticky but nice.

- Hat? - No thanks.

You drink what?

- Champagne. - Champagne. OK.

- You drink what?

- Uh ... of the Red Bull.

He's going to take Red Bull.

- You eat but ... you spit.

We are at the entry level, with a lot of roundness.

But especially a fruity tone.

Someone recognized the predominant fruit?

Passion fruit !

It is said that Louis XIII. at Pentecost

because these flavors married very subtly

with the lamb of ...

The green-heart

Good. Like I told you,

in 1930

S�bastien Hamel has fully replanted the domain ...

- he's very boring! - Hush! Stop it, Marlene.

- I drank too much, I'll take the air. Here.

- No. Stay here.

- Come on, we're going. - He's more boring than Maurice.

- Marlene! Marlene, come back!

What are you doing ? We're not going

abandon the guide!

- Yes ! - That's what we're doing.

Oh, come on!

We will have fun.

- It's not serious.

No, Marlene!

- Stopped ! - That's great, this thing!

Slow down! You're crazy!

- I can not. My shoe is stuck. - What?

Are you okay?

- Splendid, the castle!

- We're not hanging around. Go.

- Come on!

- Special Flash.

Southern Africa affected by an earthquake

that hits Tanzania.

- "The Red Cross is calling ... - You can raise the sound?

- There are more than 700 missing. - 700 Disappeared whose nationality is unknown.

- And I say "Cynthia"

finally "Kiki".

I can not say "Cycy".

I tell myself : "Kiki, go to the end of your dreams.

"Do not let go of the steak!"

"Go ahead, Kiki!"

She's like that Kiki. It is thrown

or it is kept.

- Excuse me, I'm sorry.

It's the studios. I leave you.

A real Kiki!

Come on, tchin!

- In Tanzania?

- Yes, it's to make him a joke.

- OK. But you will buy me my hats after?

- Yes Yes.

Do not overdo it or it will be roasted.

- No problem. - I did theater in my country.

I was called the Will Smith Zaire.

- Cool.

- Darling ? - Hello my love.

You called me. How are you ?

- And you ? You got nothing?

- Everything is fine.

A guide showed me a little. And he speaks French. Viewing.

- Hello ! It's Doudou!

We're in Tanzania!

- She knows it.

- You're going through an earthquake?

- An earthquake ? Ah yes, the earthquake ...

here, we have not been too affected.

It's great Tanzania, you know.

- You scared me!

There are many missing. I should have recalled an ex.

- Ha ha! Very funny !

Do not worry. Doudou brings me back to the hotel.

- Yes, I bring him back to the Sofitel ... - of ... of Tanzania.

- Did they put you in Sofitel? Class ! - Worse, right?

What are you doing today ?

- The pool was crowded. - I go to the beach.

- Oh, what beach?

- Zelos, I think.

I was told it was nice.

- Cool ! - We're in Tanzania, are not we?

- Yes. - We're in Tanzania.

- I'll leave you, honey. We go to the hotel.

- Kisses. - But we're in Tanzania!

We're in Tanzania!

- I cut it there. - We're in Tanzania.

- I've just had Paris. - I told them about you.

They're waiting for you.

- Yes ? When?

- Now.

- I can not, my business is in the hotel.

- We'll take them.

They are very impatient.

- That is true ?

I'm horny like a whore.

- That's shit. Flo arrives.

Stay here. Do not that it passes to the hotel when I am there.

- Count on me.

- Laugh. Laugh. - You'll remind me never again

lend you a car.

- I'm sorry.

Of what?

- Becoming so boring.

- Oh ! You've always been boring.

- But no ... You know ...

Since retirement, I serve no more, I am more alive.

- It's normal, your work fascinated you.

You were living exciting things.

You can still do strong things. Look what you just did.

- You know...

If you had been seen elsewhere ...

well ... I could have understood you.

- Uh ... Why do you say that?

And you ?

- I thought about it.

That is true,

you look at me more, we share nothing more.

But I never did.

I love you too much.

I think I was right ...

when I see the surprise that thou hast made me.

- Yes ... We will stop to depress,

to live in the past.

Viewing. Tell you that you are like that stone.

- Plate? - Yes. Well, not that.

You decide, you let yourself sink or you bounce.

- Teach me.

- Okay.

Here.

Break the wrist.

Well parallel to water.

But no ! You did not believe it.

Be more optimistic.

Here, go.

Yes !

The child shouts.

Well ... We ... We go.

- Sun medication!

The new sun drug.

The new fashion

At New York !

Mrs ! Bracelets for the feet?

Sun medication?

The new sun drug!

Hello Madam.

- Drug... - Doudou?

- No, it's Baba.

- Sorry. I took you for someone else. I...

I love your outfit.

- If you want, I have plenty to sell.

- Good idea. OK.

Come on, answer, you dirty rascal!

- Sofitel Hotel Zanzibar, what can I do for you ?

- Hello, can I speak to Mr. Gr�gory Van Huffel?

- One moment please.

Sorry, ma'am, there is no one at that name.

- You are sure ? "He told me he was staying there."

- Really sorry, but I can not find Gregory Van Huffel.

- OK, thanks.

- Here.

- Thank you, young people! "Nothing, old men!

- Do you remember ? - We had a good time.

- More than 20 years ago.

So what ?

- Ben ...

Oh no ! What is this music?

Okay ... Come on.

- Hey !

You have not told me to stop living in the past?

- What is going on ? - My colleague

returned to a post last night.

- Why did not he come?

- It remained to manage an important file.

- Good game !

- What do you mean ?

- The blow of the breakdown and all ...

- She's really down. - That's it.

And my breasts are true. She laughs.

So cute !

- Shit !

- Oh sorry. - Oh !

It's okay ?

- Mehdi? - I can not reach Greg.

He deposited Cynthia on Paris?

I lost track of Flo's parents.

Please...

- Where are you going ? - In the center of Cannes.

- Let's go ! Climb. - Thank you.

Where are you going,

- dressed like that? - To a superhero party. You come ?

- Super hero ? - Yes.

- I can not. - Plus, I do not have disguises.

- We're gonna find you one.

- Here. - Thank you.

It's weird. What's this ?

- Beautiful life. "Life will seem magnificent to you!"

Come with us.

We will have fun.

- Come. - No I can not.

- Oh yes ! - Come !

- No. - Come, come, come!

- No. I really can not. - I'm sorry, but no.

- What's wrong with Thor? - Is he drunk or what?

- Wake up !

- What is this madness ? - Where am I ?

- Congratulations for the blow of the inflatable mattress.

My brother...

We are going to France.

- What's your name ? - Oh fuck !

Voices

- The police ! The police !

Save yourself! Save yourself! Save yourself!

- Hold on. Hold on.

Hide yourself there.

I'll make a diversion.

- Thank you very much.

Thank you. He is crying.

- Come on, come home.

They are hidden there! They are hidden there!

They are there cland�s!

Mehdi screams.

Stop, I'm French!

- That's it. And I drink only water.

- I have my knees loose. - It's the hip.

Flo? Are you there, darling?

A door slams.

Marlene and Gerard groan.

Thank you for this evening, Minou.

- "Kitty" ? That dates it, "Minou". - Yes I know.

I love you.

- I, too, love you ... Minette.

Come here.

Come closer.

- Go ahead, Minou! - Cha ... Tickle the water lily.

- Not moving

Stay like that.

Go ahead ! Go ahead ! Go ahead ! Go ahead !

Ah! I feel you, there!

- It was the beach, darling?

- Room service.

- I want to die ...

- The stuffed mussels?

- It's for me.

"The lobster's tail for Madame?"

Here.

- Please. - Thank you.

miss, you do not want to order anything?

- You're safe of your haircut?

- Enjoy your meal.

- Honey, what is it?

- I said I was not hungry.

Well, it's Greg ... I think he deceives me.

- What? - But why do you say that ?

- He's not in Tanzania.

- He's not in the hotel. - You called the good?

- I called them all.

- The bastard ...

- For once that I trusted a guy.

- Hop! It's over there. Hep!

- I'm cold. Take me in your arms.

- I'll give you my jacket, rather.

- Hold. - Come on !

Come on, Gadji! Hop!

Give the ball! Get out! Go and see your mother.

- Thank you for coming to our rescue.

You remove us a proud candle of the foot.

Cynthia. Enchanted. And you ?

- I'm Marco Garcia of the Garcia clan.

And here's my wife, Jos�e.

Jos�e Garcia. Hein my dolphin?

Get out of here.

- I love your necklace. - Is it shellfish?

- No, they're snags. - Whose snags?

'It depends.

This one, it's the one who did this to me.

The narwhal what he did to my crate!

Unrecoverable. Troufion of his dead!

- Marco! Marco!

- I did not understand what he said.

- What is happening ?

- An asshole stole a zebra.

He put it in place.

Picho, show him

what he put in the cage.

We retrieved the video

surveillance cameras

from the city. Strongly that I see his head

to this fucker.

- He'll end up in the cement. - In the cement!

- We'll leave you. - You have things to do.

Thank you so much for your hospitality ...

- No way.

A Garcia never leaves someone

in the shit. We look at the video and get you back.

Ta gadji will not walk

- with these godillots in the woods. - Gadji!

- Thank you. - We're not within 2 minutes.

- We have a little problem.

It was I who stole the zebra.

- Excuse me. "You have a toilet?"

Behind the caravan,

you will be quiet.

- I am going too. - Leave her alone.

- IT'S HIM !

- Where is he ?

Where is he ?

- Open this door!

- I do not know where it is!

"I will kill your dead,

son of a bitch!

- I have a career.

- My Merco! Fucked!

"You chuck my caravan?"

- No no no. Not at all.

- You are dead !

- It's a misunderstanding.

I can explain.

Ouch! My hand !

Greg moaned.

- Did you take for whom?

You know who I am ? You know

who I am ?

I'll smash you!

Cynthia screams.

- What are you doing here ?

Why am I in the hospital?

- You do not remember?

- Well no.

- We brought you here after the accident.

"How long have I been unconscious?"

- What's her name ? - Who is that ?

"The one with whom you did not leave."

- What are you talking about ?

- Your problem, Greg, it's because you do not know how to lie.

I called all the hotels, you were not there.

Do not fuck me or you eat a night table

in the face.

- Good ...

I'll tell you the whole truth.

- It's wrong !

- What is wrong with you ? - He did not say anything.

- Oh sorry.

- "With you, everything would be perfect." Did you tell me that?

So, I left earlier from Tanzania.

Yes, I lied to you.

When you called me, I had left the hotel.

Arrived here, no taxi.

Campers took me in hitch. Flo ...

If I were to deceive you, would I have come here?

- You'd have to be

to bring his mistress in the same place as his wife.

- It's clear.

- What are you doing ?

- You must have a tampon from Tanzania on your passport.

- Sorry for the setback, Mr. Salem.

But OK...

- Yes, that's it ... Good day.

Augustine?

- Sorry, I have no change.

- It's me, Mehdi. - Mehdi?

- Where's Greg? - On Paris with Cynthia.

- Good news at last.

What is this draw?

We had to be discreet.

- You're passing incognito.

Come on, come on.

- You're finally awake!

Sorry, I borrow it for examinations.

- You can cancel

his vasectomy.

I go back with my nurse outfit, if you are wise.

- You're a good guy.

Here, to cheer you up.

"My little Greg, I became aware of many things.

I realize my chance to have a great woman.

I did anything and I regret.

My contract ends. Thanks for everything.

PS:I told Cynthia that all was over.

The poor woman was in tears.

I think it will take time to recover. "

- Michael!

Michael!

I found the key to your room in your jacket.

Michael?

Sorry to be gone this way yesterday.

- I wanted to apologize. - Good game

for the passport.

- You'll thank Mehdi. "It was he who reminded me of it."

I like this guy.

- I was two fingers to be roasted.

- Hello?

- I would need to see a woman Sunday,

in the utmost discretion.

I was told you could help me.

- You are in a relationship ?

- Um yes.

"And you still love her?" - Yes, yes ... I think so.

- So why do you want to do that? - Sorry ?

"Listen, I have one advice to give you ...

Do not go.

You will regret it one day, for sure.

Sorry, I can not help you.

Goodbye.

- Well, goodbye.

- Your scooter is ready, The President.

- Hello? - Greg, we're in the shit.

We stole the computer with all our records.

- It's Cynthia.

- I know, we saw her on video surveillance.

She left the hotel by taxi for the airport.

- Must get the computer, otherwise we are dead.

Go to the airport. I arrive.

My wife is going to give birth.

She lost the waters,10 minutes ago.

It is not over. This is his 8th month.

- We're gonna get you out of here ... - Stifled Cries

the fucker of her dead! Come !

Stop.

Give me your cart or I'll blow your chicos.

- Thank you, they made me the tiles.

- Come here, dirty ...

- Come here ! - Stop!

I'm gonna put you in the asshole!

- Hands in the air !

- Alibi.com, this company created by Gregory Van Huffel,

which allows its customers to lie to their surroundings.

But the ultra-confidential list

has just been published on the Internet

by Cynthia Belinni, a victim of this society.

Among the other victims, of the anonymous,

political personalities and show business.

Let's have a good day to Alibi.com customers.

They will need it.

- What's the surprise?

- OK. Makes some noise !

- Abstinence. ABSTINENCE.

- Van Huffel! Its good,

you can go out. We'll see each other in court.

Flo, it's me. Open me !

Your father told me you were there.

Flo?

- Flo, I have to talk to you. - Why ?

- I lied to you from the beginning on my company

because I was afraid that you leave me.

When Gerard came,

I did not know who it was.

Afterwards, I was trapped.

- I thought you were the one that would make me happy.

You're the one who hurt me the most.

- Give me a chance.

- Too late. - I moved on.

- So what ? It's finish ?

It's not possible. We two are obvious.

We are like Brandon and Kelly

in Beverly Hills. Horn

Who is he ?

- I moved on.

We had an agreement for the apartment.

And in Beverly Hills ... Kelly ends up with Dylan.

- I'm not fine ? Who are you ?

- Put me down at the corner.

- No, I'm waiting for my girlfriend ...

- This is not the time to be shit! - Quickly !

"Hey, sir!"

"Yes, my little one?"

- Because of you my parents

have divorced. Fuck!

- You do not want to take a bus or ... - Roll, fucking!

- Okay, I'm going ...

he's going to buy you the whole booth?

- I do not know.

But I never saw your father like that.

"How did you forgive him?" - I admire you.

- You know,

we forgive the measure we love. And I love your father.

- The most beautiful flowers for the most beautiful woman.

"Is not that Maurice there?" - Yes, with his son.

- Go ahead, I bring back the pancakes.

- To you. What can I get you ?

- Three sugar pancakes.

- That's it ?

- Uh ...

No.

- Van Huffel!

- Yes ? - Four years !

- Sorry ? - She deceived me 4 years because of you.

- I am sorry. - It's ancient history ...

No.

Slowly. It is...

Listen, guys ...

If you want money, I have nothing left.

- I closed my box. - You do not give a damn about your money. I want

- that you regret what you did. - I am sorry.

I lost the woman of my life.

- Well done for your mouth. - Blows

- Stop!

- Why do you laugh, stupid?

- This is a good thing that I meet you.

- What? He moaned.

- I lost my wife.

So what's the point of continuing? Come on guys,

give yourself pleasure.

Finish the job. Come.

What are you waiting for?

- He's tired. - The Village People!

What are you waiting for?

- Leave it. - He's crazy and stinks alcohol.

"Finish me, I tell you!" Come on!

The con!

- Flo?

Oh ! Flo! It's okay ?

- I confirm, never any guy has done me so badly.

- I hurt you? - Oh damn !

What a band of cowards!

I hope there are cameras to find them.

- And I'll have my shot of foot of Van Damme.

Flo, I have to do what for you to forgive me?

To make me whip?

Going on holiday with Mauritius?

Losing bowling?

- Promise never to lie again.

- I promise you.

- I told you I loved you?

- No.

- That's con.

- They were three? Three workers.

- I am disgusted. "We should never have left him alone."

I would have smashed them.

- From Alibi,

- what are you doing ? - We got a box

to reassemble the pieces between couples.

- It works ?

- Yes. I was able to get an apartment.

We have a consistent client file.

- It's sexy, the broken mouths!

- Why I hit you, you think?

- You missed me, little cunt.

- You too.

- What?

- Hey, the michtos!

I have a message for you.

DJ! Balance the beats!

With your mini skirts

Your heels and fake breasts

Must not be surprised

Be treated as goblins

Me, for my part

I am good even in skiff

No mixing

Tampons and towels

Marre des michtos

Who put you on courier

If on the parking lot

You do not have a Ferrari

If you have a Dacia

They do not turn on you

While I do not care

Marre des michtos

You're in a quarter of an hour

If you tell them you're a footballer

Me, for me pecho

You'll have to get up early

But I will make an exception for Ronaldo

They have so many vices

All these girls

That one might believe

That they work at Bricorama

Even at your chihuahua

You must lead him the hard life

Whereas I

I love fur coats

Marre des michtos Who put you on courier

If on the parking lot You do not have a Ferrari

If you have a Dacia They do not turn on you

While I do not care

Marre des michtos

You're in a quarter of an hour

If you tell them That you are a footballer

Unlike you

I have a big heart

Once, I even went out with an unemployed person

With an unemployed person

The michtos, stop to play it yourself.

Do like me.

Offer your Louboutin and your perfumes

to small Africans who are dying of hunger.

After the tsunami, I offered them my Gucci bag.

The world is unjust.

On the one hand, it lacks water,

on the other, they have too much.

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