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[music playing]
[music playing]
Sam, did you hear that one about the general
who gave his wife an empty box for a birthday present?
He told her there was a stealth bomber jacket inside.
Get it?
A stealth bomber jacket, it's supposed to be invisible.
That's really dumb, John.
[siren]
ANNOUNCER: Lockdown, lockdown, [inaudible] red.
Repeat, [inaudible] red.
Holy shit.
ANNOUNCER: This is not a drill.
[phone rings]
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
90 seconds confirmed.
Attack warning red, we're in.
We launch.
ANNOUNCER: Launch override green and counting.
Launch override amber and counting.
Launch override red in [inaudible]
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
God help us.
NEWSCASTER: Although it is not clear as to who launched first,
it has been confirmed that at least 15 US
military installations in the United States
have been victims of direct nuclear hits.
And while the death toll has not yet been tallied,
it is feared that the numbers will
be in that tens of thousands as a result of this first strike.
The State Department has just released that the first line
of defense of the United States has been obliterated by Soviet
launched nuclear strike.
It is suspected, however unconfirmed,
that damage to the Soviet's first line of defense
has been equally effective in it's destructiveness.
And emergency meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
has been called by the president.
And speculation has it that an official declaration of war
will be announced within the hour.
RUSSIAN NEWSCASTER: [speaking russian]
NEWSCASTER: The nightmare we've all
dismissed as something that would never happen
has become a reality.
The primary phase of dedicated aggression
between the United States and the Soviet Union
has come to pass.
And now the entire world waits, poised,
terrified perhaps, as the leaders of the two superpowers
decide our fate.
Will a second nuclear strike be launched?
One aimed at our population centers, our towns, our cities?
One that will certainly kill an excess of 100 million people
in the United States alone?
Or will our leaders together find a way to avoid destruction
of the world as we know it?
Ladies, gentlemen, congratulations, an agreement
has been reached.
Congratulations.
[yelling]
Well, that's him, Sergeant Thomas Batanic.
Are you sure he's the one you want?
Hey, I don't make the choices.
I just follow orders.
Come on, you big ugly fuck.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
That's one, that' two, that's three.
Now, mother fucker.
Here's something I really want.
Who bet against me?
Did you?
Huh?
You?
Not me, man.
Come on, you bunch of chicken shits,
you might as well tell me.
I'm going to find out who it was.
What the fuck are you laughing at?
Where you taking me?
Goddamn it, I don't have a charge you know.
Come on, man, cut me loose, goddamn it.
Who the hell are you people, huh?
Come on, man, I want to speak to whoever's in charge.
Come on.
Come on, goddamn it, where are you people taking me?
Get away from me.
Get away from me.
What are you doing-- what--
Don't you put that in my face.
[music playing]
[inaudible]
Sergeant Schvackov, It pleasures
me to see that you have maintained your skills
almost to perfection.
My duty demands perfection.
So it does.
Sergi, good to see you.
It's good to see you, comrade.
I have come here on a matter of great importance.
Sergi Schvackov, you have been chosen
for a mission of all missions.
You, and you alone, Sergi, will be representative for Soviet
Union.
You would defend your nation by yourself.
I am honored.
I trust you will not be abuse that honor, Sergi.
[speaking russian]
[speaking russian]
[music playing]
LT. TAVLIN: Sergeant Thomas Batanic?
Where are you?
LT. TAVLIN: Inside your head.
Oh, yeah?
Get the fuck out.
LT. TAVLIN: You watch your mouth, Sergeant.
I'm your ranking officer, Lieutenant Tavlin,
on special operations command.
Well, I'm sure your mama's real proud of you, sweetheart,
but you're forgetting one little detail.
I'm not in the Army.
I was court martialed.
Somebody forget to mention that to you?
LT. TAVLIN: You've been recalled to active duty
and transferred to us for special assignment.
And from this moment onward, you will address me
as Lieutenant Tavern.
Is that clear?
That's great.
I've got a woman trapped inside of my head.
What'd I die and go to hell?
LT. TAVLIN: You've got a job to do soldier,
and I'm here to make sure you do it.
Sorry, sweetheart, I don't remember
volunteering for this show.
The only thing I'm going to do is get the hell out of here.
LT. TAVLIN: The little communication device
that was planted inside your head
can adjust your attitude any time I should feel the need, is
that clear, Sergeant?
Perfectly, Lieutenant.
Why me?
LT. TAVLIN: Your psychological profile
specifies killer instincts.
Come on, lady, so does the profile of every special forces
recruit.
LT. TAVLIN: That's true, but you don't just kill the enemy,
you kill your own men.
You believe that crap?
LT. TAVLIN: Doesn't matter what I believe, Sergeant.
Your orders come from the top.
My job is to see that they get carried out.
Well, I don't suppose you're going to clue
me in on what those orders are.
LT. TAVLIN: You'll find out soon enough.
Now get dressed.
You've got work to do.
Sorry, lady, you got the wrong boy.
LT. TAVLIN: I don't believe I heard you correctly.
You were saying, Sergeant?
I said, you got the wrong, boy, lady.
If the army wants something from me,
then I'm going to get something back from them for a change.
LT. TAVLIN: Just what might that be?
A presidential pardon.
LT. TAVLIN: You can't be serious.
Wrong answer, sweetheart.
You can go on pushing that button
and scrambling my brains all day long if it helps
you get your jollies, but it ain't
going to make any difference.
You get me that pardon or you find yourself a new boy.
You got that, Dragon Lady?
If you don't mind me saying so,
sir, perhaps Sergeant Botanic is not the best
choice for this assignment.
As a matter of fact, I do mind you saying
so, Lieutenant Tavlin.
Just turn around, and do your job, let me do mine.
Yes, sir.
SENATOR: I've been trying to reach
you for two days, General.
Why haven't you returned my calls?
I'm very busy, Senator, I'll have to get back to you.
Not good enough, the armed forces do not have the right
to keep congress in the dark.
I understand that, Senator, but there is simply nothing
I can tell you at this moment.
Look, we know that a US-Soviet confrontation
is about to take place.
I should think every man, woman and child on the planet
realizes that, Senator.
Don't be snide with me, General.
President [inaudible] proposes to gamble the destiny
of this country out the outcome of a tournament or dual,
isn't that right?
Your information is correct.
This interpretation of classified information
by civilians is costly behavior during a national emergency.
Don't give me that double talk, Royston.
I Want to know precisely what's going to go on,
and you're going to tell me.
Or else I walk right back down that hall, into the press room,
and knock the whole thing out of the water.
All right, Senator, but first you give me your word,
you keep this under your hat until further notice.
Understood.
Both sides have agreed to settle
the war by means of a conventional tournament, man
against man.
My god, the president's gone insane.
The president, my dear lady, is attempting to avoid
further use of nuclear weapons.
Has the choice been made as to who
is to represent the United States
in this so-called tournament?
I'm sorry, Senator, but I've told you all I can, good day.
I wonder who it is.
Don't wonder, find out.
Pull out all the stops, call in all the favors,
check every source, but find out.
Yes, Senator.
[music playing]
He has the survived techno psych combat exposure before.
Yes he has.
He's been to level seven many times.
[speaking russian] Now he must go to level 10.
Has anyone ever survived the levels 10?
No.
No.
Sergeant Schvackov, you failed.
You are disgrace to country.
Take gun, and put it to your head.
Sergi, you hear me?
Take gun.
Put to your head.
Sergi, put to head.
Pull, pull trigger.
Pull trigger.
I said pull trigger now.
You defy my command?
Pull.
Maybe this will persuade you.
Bring out the [inaudible].
[inaudible]
Father.
Please lift gun to head, Sergi.
Pull trigger.
Schvackov, you are strong, Schvackov,
but you are not strong enough.
Sergi?
Mother.
Are you such coward, Sergi, that you would
let your mother die to survive?
Sergi, please Sergi, don't let me die.
You pull trigger, or she dies.
Please, Sergi.
I am your mother.
Pull it.
That is order.
Don't let me die.
Pull it now, or she dies.
Save me, Sergi.
Pull it.
Sergie, save me, Sergie
Now.
No.
It is over?
Yes, is over.
Sergi has survived.
What did he experience?
I do not know.
As I informed you, [inaudible],, this is first person
ever go to level 10.
But I can assure you, no matter what the cost,
he's been stretched to limits for self preservation.
Sergi has survived.
Excellent.
Tell me, Major, the gun in his hand,
certainly it was not loaded during training?
Schvackov, [speaking russian]
The American, he does not have a chance.
He has no chance.
[music playing]
Well, well, if ain't old spit and shine Willy.
You always were an asshole, Batanic.
Still am.
What we got here?
You a messenger boy now, Willy?
It's your pardon.
That's what the doctor ordered.
How'd you talk them into this, Batanic?
Get down and kiss a little ass?
Being my usual charming self.
I just can't believe they picked a piece of shit
like you over me.
I just can't believe it.
Well, Willy, they probably figured you couldn't hack it.
You're the only one that doesn't know that.
You get something straight, Batanic.
I've been assigned to prep you for this mission,
and you're going to obey my orders.
You screw up, and I hope you do, you lose that pardon,
and I take your place. You got that?
Yes, Sir.
Good.
Report to operations in five minutes.
Hey, Willy--
What now, Batanic?
I was wondering, what's it feel
like to always come in second?
Fuck you.
Anytime.
This is great.
I've got a woman trapped inside of my head
and an asshole hanging around my neck.
I should have stayed in prison.
LT. TAVLIN: I heard that, Sergeant.
Hey, Dragon Lady, what's happening?
Figured you would have took the day off.
No such luck, huh?
Nope, no such luck.
So I guess that means you heard everything I said.
Why didn't you zap me?
Would it have done any good?
Nope.
I didn't think so.
Tell me something, Batanic, do you
always speak to your superior officers in that manner?
Every chance I get.
I don't think you understand something.
Lieutenant William Gross happens to be
one of the most highly decorated soldiers in the special forces.
I should think you would respect that.
Asshole's an asshole, sweetheart,
no matter how many medals you pin on them.
Look, I've heard just about all that I care to listen to.
For your information, Lieutenant Gross
was originally first choice for this mission
until you were brought in.
And if I were him, I think I'd be
just as angry about being replaced
by a convicted criminal.
Who made that decision?
General Royston.
Should have known.
Let's go, Batanic, it's time to go to work.
You're sexy when you give orders,
you know that, sweetheart?
LT. TAVLIN: Move it, Batanic.
Yes, hurt me, baby.
Oh, god, how did I get stuck with this job?
I heard that.
What is it?
I think we've hit pay dirt.
Spare me the riddles, Ms. Boling,
just give me the information.
Does the name Batanic ring a bell, Senator?
Special Operations Sergeant Thomas Batanic?
Just the information.
He was granted a full pardon just hours ago.
He was court martialed on four counts of murder and conspiracy
to assassinate the Secretary of State.
Only the president himself could have signed such a pardon.
He did, apparently at the request of our good friend,
General Royston.
Are you suggesting that this Sergeant Batanio is--
Batanic.
Whatever his name is, that he's been
chosen to represent the United States in his so-called dual?
Makes sense.
Why else would General Royston have been involved?
My god, the sanity of our nation's leaders
is most certainly in question.
MS. BOLING: Doesn't it strike you odd,
Senator, that General Royston has chosen the man that he,
himself helped court-martial?
SENATOR: Yes, it does. it strikes me very oddly.
Obviously, there's more to all of this
than what meets the eye.
I have never seen such an exercise,
Major, what is the purpose?
It is not exercise.
[inaudible]
It's briefing.
I do not find that amusing, Major.
No man can possibly be briefed in such a manner.
You are absolutely right, no man
can be briefed in such manner.
But Sergi Schvackov can.
He has photographic memory.
[inaudible]
Amazing.
LT. WILLY GROSS: The designated combat arena consist
of 2.5 square miles, red sector to the north
with a Russian command post located here,
and blue sector to the south with our command
post located here.
You'll be tracked every inch of the way
by use of the microwave transmitter
implanted in your chest.
Your opponent will be tracked by use of heat
seeking devices planted in the ground.
It is safe to assume the Russians
will utilize similar devices.
Lieutenant Tavlin will keep you informed
of your opponent's location and movements at all times.
Goddamn it, Batanic, are you listening to me?
Relax, Willy, you'll give yourself an ulcer.
Don't tell me to relax, Mister.
The fate of this nation hangs in the balance, and all you can do
is scribble on this goddamn sheet of paper.
I heard what you said, Tavlin, right?
We met.
Well, sort of.
She wants me.
As I was saying, Lieutenant Tavlin
will keep you informed of your opponent's location
and movements at all times.
Each man is allowed a total weapon
and gear load of 75 pounds.
It's light.
But I think you'll find that the weapons we've selected for you
should be more than adequate to cover--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
What now, Batanic.
It's my battle, I choose the weapons.
M79, with a 40 millimeter grenade
launcher and laser sighting.
Four pounds plastic, six detonators,
357 Magnum, Desert Eagle, field knife,
one $10 roll of quarters.
What the hell are you going to do with quarters?
Laundry.
I'll have to get this approved.
Well, you do that, buddy.
You are ready, Sergi.
I have only one concern, Major.
What is that?
I feel I should know my enemy's body weight.
What possible concern could that be to you, Sergi?
With body weight, I can design my ammunition loads
for maximum kill
Oh, Sergi, you've been like son to me, Sergi.
Do not disgrace us.
[speaking russian]
[speaking russian]
Come on, Robert, I need more than that.
You owe me one.
Shit, that son of a bitch hung up on me.
Now you know what I've been up against.
I want you to go over to the Pentagon,
file an emergency request for the service
records of General Royston and this Batanic character.
And stop by the Justice Department,
and see if you can find the transcript
of Batanic's court martial.
What are you hoping to find?
Somewhere there's got to be something that links
the two of these guys together.
And if we can find that, then just
maybe we can make some sense of this thing.
You better get going, we don't have any time to spare.
Do you mind if I use your car?
I had to leave mine in the shop this morning.
OK, but please be careful.
I won't put a scratch on it.
[music playing]
It's time to get up, Batanic.
Yeah, I kind of got the idea, sweetheart,
you think maybe next time you could use an alarm clock?
Get dressed and report to the staging area.
You have less than two hours to prepare for the conflict.
That's how you send a man out to die, huh?
No coffee, donut, little kiss on the cheek good luck
Hope you don't treat your husband this way
in the morning. - I'm not married.
[inaudible] Well, if I live through this thing,
I'll be sure to warn the rest of the guys in the world.
Sergeant, don't you ever take anything seriously?
As a matter of fact, I take death very seriously,
especially my own.
Figured you'd show your face sooner or later, General.
Court martial anyone lately?
There's no need for that now, Thomas.
This is a different time, a different place.
Only my friends call me Thomas.
But then they're all dead now, aren't they, General.
I thought we could forget the past, Sergeant.
I just wanted you to know that you have my every confidence,
my full support.
Good luck.
[music playing]
Four, three, two, one.
All systems go.
Sergeant Batanic, enter combat arena.
[music playing]
LT. TAVLIN: We have movement.
I repeat, we have movement.
Sector 29, Vector 0029er, side Vector 0103.
Whoa, whoa, sweetheart, you want to give that
to me in English this time?
Target is approximately 3,052 yards
proceeding steady south, southeast, directly toward you.
If you're looking for a one punch knockout,
I can respect that.
300 yards and closing.
Target is now passing through Sector 49.
Batanic, do you read me?
Loud and clear, blue eyes.
LT. WILLY GROSS: I do not have blue eyes.
What are you doing?
Why have you stopped?
Earning my paycheck.
What color are they?
None of your business.
The target is now 200 yards and closing
directly on your position.
I hear you, Dragon Lady.
I'll be right out.
Target is now entering kill zone, 50 yards
and closing fast.
Got it.
- Batanic-- - Not now, sweetheart.
Batanic, do you read me?
Where is he?
LT. TAVLIN: Moving away, due north.
Good.
Batanic, are you all right?
Stuck me with a fucking garden tool
LT. TAVLIN: A spade.
What?
It's a specialty of the Russian special forces.
Yeah?
Well, we'll see how special it is when I shove it up his ass.
He's turning back, Batanic.
Vector 0034, side Vector 0119er.
Looks like he's going to circle around and sweep to your right.
How far?
LT. TAVLIN: 74 yards, north, northeast.
[speaking russian]
Batanic-- Batanic--
What is it?
LT. TAVLIN: The target is off the grid.
Off the grid?
What you mean he's off the grid?
LT. TAVLIN: We've lost the signal.
Lost it-- well, where the hell is he?
I don't know where he is.
They must be using some sort of jamming device.
This is really great.
So what am I supposed to do?
Sit here and wait for him to come get me?
Take cover.
Get out of there.
I'll try to break through it.
Go on, move it.
Great.
Come on.
Come on, sweetheart, talk to me.
LT. TAVLIN: I'm doing my best.
Come on, where is he?
Where's he at?
I'm getting close.
Well get closer.
Join the army, see the world.
Got it.
Oh, my god, Batanic, he's right there.
Where?
Where?
He's right there.
He's right there next to you.
Right where?
I don't see anything.
He's right there.
Look, there's nobody here.
Look up.
Batanic-- Batanic--
[speaking russian] It's over.
Come get me, asshole.
What was that?
Answer me, Batanic.
Better get dinner started, honey.
Looks like hubbies getting off work early tonight.
What?
This guy's really starting to piss me off.
[music playing]
LT. TAVLIN: Hey.
What is it, sweetheart?
LT. TAVLIN: Green.
What?
My eyes, they're green.
SGT. TOM BATANIC: like green.
What do you say we have dinner tomorrow night, my treat.
I don't think so.
Come on, sweetheart, I need a little motivation
right about now.
Look, I'll make you a deal.
If I win this thing, we have dinner together, hmm?
Dragon Lady, give me a break.
OK, you've got a deal.
SGT. TOM BATANIC: so tough, was it.
Haven't heard my terms yet.
Here it comes.
First, no more Dragon Lady.
Trying to ruin all my fun, huh?
All right, so what's next.
Second, you tell me about August 8, 1988.
Why don't you look it up in the library?
It's all public record anyway.
LT. TAVLIN: No, Batanic, I want to hear your side of the story.
Why?
Let's just say I'm curious.
My outfit was on temporary assignment in Pakistan.
The Secretary of State came to tour the country.
We got stuck with the babysitting.
One day, we were escorting his car,
and we came to a roadblock.
Four of my guys went after the secretary.
I ordered them to back off, but that's
when the shooting started.
Wait a minute, are you telling me
that your own outfit was about to assassinate
the Secretary of State?
I'm just telling you what I saw, sweetheart.
Go on, please.
Well, when the shooting started,
the Secretary got the hell out of there.
When it was all over, all my guys were dead.
Next thing I knew, I was waking up
out of a coma three months later,
bullet lodged in the back of my head.
The whole world was convinced a maniac
had turned on his own men.
So, who shot you?
I don't know.
Batanic, are you all right?
Why didn't you tell me he was there.
I'm sorry, I didn't see him.
I was listening to you.
Do me a favor, sweetheart-- don't listen to me no more.
[screaming]
It stopped.
Where's he at?
35 yards, due south and holding.
Holding?
What's he doing, taking a piss.
LT. TAVLIN: Can't help you with that.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Ah--
Rocket fire, rocket fire.
This is definitely getting out of hand.
Thank god, you're all right.
That's easy for you to say.
Where is he?
LT. TAVLIN: Moving away.
Good.
Listen, sweetheart, I'm going to try to catch
my breath for a couple minutes.
You think you can keep an eye on him this time?
You can count on it.
Thanks.
Take this chair.
Do not take your eyes off of that screen for one second,
don't even blink.
Yes, ma'am.
Good evening, Lieutenant Tavlin.
Corporal.
[music playing]
Speak to me, Batanic, what's happening?
Looks like you're going to get out of that bet
after all, sweetheart.
Get out of there, Batanic, he's coming right at you.
I can see that.
Closing fast.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
Come on, Batanic.
Come on.
[music playing]
Have a nice day, motherfucker.
Batanic?
Thomas?
You called me Thomas, I like that.
What was that?
It's under the bell, sweetheart.
Batanic wins by a knockout.
It's over.
What's over?
It's over, he's dead.
Uh-huh.
Dead people don't just get up and walk away.
He can't be alive.
He can't be.
LT. TAVLIN: Alive or dead, he's moving south,
southeast, very slowly.
But he is moving.
I need bigger weapons.
He does not respond, Major.
Schvackov, Schvackov, Sargeant Schvackov.
I'm here.
SGT. TOM BATANIC: You must advance to Sector 27.
Sergi, you must immediately proceed to Sector 27.
That is order.
No more orders.
I fight for myself.
Sergi, [speaking russian]
Batanic?
Batanic?
Do you read me?
Botanic?
GEN. ROYSTON: What is it, Lieutenant?
I've lost audio contact with him.
Is he alive?
He is definitely alive.
Good, keep trying.
I've been waiting a long time to do that.
What the hell are you doing here, Gross?
Didn't you see the sign, no assholes allowed?
That's funny, Batanic.
That's real funny.
Who sent you in?
Let's just say I came to finish a job
I started a long time ago.
But this time, you're not going to walk away.
So it was you.
Say bye-bye, asshole.
Up.
Up.
Now we fight.
Now we fight.
[music playing]
What the hell they been feeding you?
Americans.
Smart ass, huh?
Sorry, pal, all's fair in love and war.
Shit.
Now we fight more.
Yeah, we fight more.
Strike one, strike two, strike three, you're out.
I don't play baseball.
Come on.
Had enough yet?
You funny.
Yeah, I'm just a regular barrels of laughs.
Get laughing at this.
GEN. ROYSTON: Any progress, Lieutenant?
LT. TAVLIN: sir.
You may leave your post now, Lieutenant.
What?
I said leave your post, Lieutenant.
From this moment on, you're relieved of duty.
Just what the hell is going on here?
And who is this man?
Lieutenant Tavlin, I have given you a direct order.
If you refuse to obey that order,
I will have you placed under arrest.
That will not be necessary.
Go ahead.
Come, we must finish.
We are finished.
But the war.
Fuck the war.
They started it, let them figure it out.
Let them figure it out.
CAPTAIN: Instruction sequence activated.
You're gonna kill him.
It's a war, Lieutenant.
People die.
SGT. TOM BATANIC: You look like hell.
Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
Ah, shit.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Sequence complete.
Scanner shows no life.
Good work, Captain.
I trust you are satisfied with the outcome
of our little venture.
[speaking russian] Very satisfied.
I believe your country and my country
will be content with outcome of confrontation.
[speaking russian] We are both heroes.
And the Soviet Union and USA will
never taste defeat or disgrace.
I'll tell you, sir, your idea was truly inspirational.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad everything could be worked out.
SGT. TOM BATANIC: Not quite everything.
You should have come by a little earlier.
Had a hell of a barbecue.
Then again, I guess you already knew that, didn't you, General.
I mean, after all, it was your party.
I thought you were dead.
Well, we kind of figured that out all on our own.
You have played game with us.
The battle was not real.
We fought for nothing.
Sergi, you fight for your country.
My country is killers.
You got it, pal.
[speaking russian] Sergi.
We are not toys, [inaudible].
We are human beings.
Maybe, maybe we should fight General and Major, huh?
Maybe.
You know, Sergi, that ain't a bad idea.
Don't even think about it.
This compound is surrounded by my men.
You'll hit the ground before you go one fucking inch.
I don't think so, General.
You have no business being here, Senator.
I suggest you leave immediately.
These gentlemen are from the FBI.
And you, General, are being placed
under arrest for the murder of my aid, Claire Boling.
You'll never prove anything, Senator.
Oh, yes, I will, General.
Take him away.
You got good timing for a politician.
Did I vote for you?
Don't thank me, she did it.
Sergeant.
Lieutenant.
Sergi, Sergi, [speaking russian]
[speaking russian]
[inaudible]
So, how'd it go?
OK, I guess.
They're going to make a public statement,
clear me of all charges.
And they've granted me diplomatic immunity.
Oh, that's great.
Of course, there's only one thing missing.
What?
That dinner I promised you.
What?
You must be a little confused.
See the deal was, if you won, you got to take me to dinner.
And you didn't win, you tied.
Women.
Woman.
Sorry, deal's a deal.
You don't get to buy me dinner.
But, I'm going to buy you dinner.
What are we waiting for?
Let's get out of here.
Think maybe you can set my buddy up here
with one of your girlfriends?
Sure.
What do you think, Serg, blonde, brunettes, red head?
Sergi likes all girls.
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