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Oh, Karen, this is good.

Hey, what do you keep hanging around with that cute Mickey for anyway?

I don't know. He's trying. Maybe someday he'll be a big star.

Yeah, maybe, but that's all he ever does is try.

He'll try hard enough that he can get what he wants.

Yeah. But not Mickey.

Yeah, I'd kind of like to be the only lady at the big star.

Yeah, I'm sure you will be. You're looking in the wrong place.

I always do.

Do you ever think we won't have to worry about Mickey anymore?

What?

I said if you ever really do see what's happening, we won't have to worry about

Mickey anymore.

Mickey doesn't feel as good as I do, I know.

Hi,

gang. I'm Mickey Saint, the new rock star that's sweeping the nation, and I'm

going to just bring down the house tonight. Can you dig it?

Out of sight.

Who am I kidding?

I'm not a singer.

I'm not a rock star.

I'm nobody yet.

But I could be. If I fly one day.

I think I could really make it.

I could play in all those places like Las Vegas.

I could really be great someday.

in my bedroom.

Really?

How is the real thing?

Well, you know, you can't have it like that. Bobby Sherman.

Ah, Bob Sherman.

Wow. Did you see Mark Spritz when they did the Olympics?

I'm in a bathing suit.

Oh, I haven't seen a body like that in so long.

Oh, wow.

I really could get it on with him. Bobby Sherman again.

Hey, they've got to think about Springfield and Lucy Minnelli.

What would they do?

Oh, I wish I was Lisa Minnelli.

It's Bobby Sherman. I need more Bobby Sherman. Here he is with Patty Carmel.

Hey, they're going to have a baby.

I didn't know he was married.

Oh, that's okay. I have to fuck him anyway.

Bobby Sherman.

Does it taste so good, baby?

I want you all that time.

Fuck me.

First year I'm gonna give you over.

Tastes good, baby.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You know what, Karen, I don't think you need Mickey at all. I think he's just

looking for anybody who can be a star.

Be successful.

Maybe I'll be a star.

I'm dead.

Well, because you just wanted to be another star.

If only I had a few fans.

I could make it then.

I could even get Karen back.

Maybe that ad I placed will help. I don't know.

I sure hope so.

God, wouldn't it really be neat to know some of these really famous people?

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Wow, look at this ad.

Wanted sincere female to help promoter soon -to -be famous rock star inquire at

this address.

Where? Right there. Wow!

Hey, I wonder.

You want to go check it out?

If it's real, we couldn't lose, don't we?

I'd like to know a rock star.

Yeah. Oh, I'd really like to know, Rockstar. Yeah, really.

God, dear.

All we have to do is go up there.

Let's go find the mayor.

Okay. Okay?

Good fuck, baby.

Oh,

I never had anybody fuck so good.

Oh, harder, baby. Faster, faster.

Lynn?

Hi, Mr. Turner, I have your paper.

Oh, yeah. You're not a famous writer. Why'd you start?

Um, I'm gonna be.

Oh, well, thanks, my dear.

Oh, no, no, no, wait.

Wait, listen. I have what it takes, but I need... No, listen. I need some

people. I need some fans to back me up with.

If you chicks can help me out.

You think that's good?

Believe me, if you help me out, we can get it together, then we'll all have it

made. Will you get our name in this magazine?

Sure. You mean we could meet the people that we love?

Yeah. You know what, Bobby Sherman and Rick Springfield and... Why not?

But you guys gotta help me out.

Can you... I just want to meet this one person.

How about him?

Man, you can meet whoever you want, but listen.

It takes a lot of work to be a groupie.

And there's going to be certain things that girls are going to have to

with me on.

Oh, you think it's worth it? I don't know.

I don't know.

Hey, man. Listen, I can do it. You can meet anybody you want. We're going to

have it made. You just stick with me now.

I think it's worth a try.

But like I said... Well, if nothing else, you might get to see a tour.

For sure.

Well, for sure. But there's going to be...

There's certain things that you're going to have to cooperate with.

Well... Well... No.

No, I don't know what.

Well, you know, you're going to have... Oh, come on, you're making it

hard for me.

You mean... Oh, come on, you don't realize.

Well, what if you got to be a big star and you could always brag about it?

Well, yeah.

Come on. Go ahead. Come on.

You guys are going to make it big.

All right.

Come on.

Just show me what you look like.

Oh, wow. That's not so bad.

No.

Will this get us into all the classes?

I think it's gonna work out good.

You didn't even know what to do.

Not again.

Oh, that's a nice and slow.

Oh,

it feels so good. So good.

Oh,

don't stop. Don't stop.

I don't really get why.

Is this the way you just look at us?

It's down to me.

I know.

You guys are both going to be hit.

Both of us? Sure, come on.

He's got the cock of a rock star.

Hold on, I'm gonna mess.

Do you like that?

You guys.

Cock of a rock star.

Mm -hmm.

You've got it made.

Too bad you couldn't sing without having our big doll guy.

I bet he's bigger than Bobby Sears.

Far out.

Big stuff?

Mm -hmm.

Probably bigger than Rick Springfield.

Much bigger.

Oh, yeah. Far out.

I'm looking out.

I didn't like looking out.

Oh, you guys are going to be great.

Oh, oh, oh.

You got a raise.

I want to go home. As soon as I make my first dollar.

You got a raise, honey.

You guys give me a raise.

What are we going to do with this now?

Huh? Can't just leave it to her.

Oh, hey.

Go ahead and start.

Go ahead and start.

You're pretty heavy yourself.

Why don't you take these guys off?

And I guess that I don't.

They said, you ain't a child.

Get out.

Give me a cry.

If I'm not impressed.

do for me first of all i want you to go see a guy by the name of dell mckay you

got that i want you to go talk to him and tell him i'd send you i've got a

girlfriend that could probably go better than i can okay fantastic the more the

merrier and as far as you go i would like you to go see this guy he's an

you tell him it's your friend of mickey saint And you tell them, Mickey Saint is

the greatest thing you ever heard. You got that, kid?

Right, kid. And we're going to go places, right?

That's right.

Out of sight, man.

Right on.

We're going to make it. To the top.

Right on. Right on.

God damn.

Somebody's at the door.

Hey, there's a girl outside that wants to see you. Well, send her in.

Okay.

I've got this guy for you. You'll really like him. I know this guy is fantastic.

I'd really like it if you could give him a chance.

Fantastic.

Now, what's this again? Who is he? His name is Mickey Saint. He's a little guy,

big on the talent, harmonica, dances, sings, everything.

Sounds like he'd come out of the woods.

He's great. I'd do anything if you could give him a chance.

Like what can you do? I've got all these records here.

I'm throwing some of them away because I've got so many people. I don't have

anything but stars.

I'd do anything if you could give him a chance.

Well, I might be persuaded.

to give me a job he's really good and he seems so good and you need some place

to start out this would be a great place why should i put an unknown in here

when i can get any name star in the country this doesn't make any sense it'd

somebody new it'd be somebody different yeah who's ever heard of it i gotta make

money here just give me some more here and i'll think about it

Listen, I'll tell you what.

If you give Mickey a job here, I'll let you borrow me.

Oh, yeah?

You got a lot to do?

Oh, that's beside the point.

I got to think of my business, too.

Come on.

What's this Mickey's last name anyway?

It's just Mickey.

Oh, just Mickey.

Not Mickey Mouse?

Oh, come on. He's got to have another name.

Come on. He doesn't have another name. It's just Mickey. That's what everybody

knows him by.

Well? Let's get with it. You know what it takes to get your boyfriend on the

business? Well, he's got a lot of talent. I don't give a goddamn.

He's not doing me any good.

I don't know, Bella. I'm you.

Yeah, but he's got the talent.

Well,

you're really

tight.

We've set up about him.

I promised my girlfriends I'd get Mickey this job.

Well, let me think about it a little more.

We might get something going on.

But I'm doing all this for a reason. I want Mickey to get this job.

Well, keep on doing it. You might get the job. Who knows?

Haven't you decided, Jay?

I mean, it's not that hard of a decision.

You don't have anything to lose.

Yeah,

I do. I get a lot of money.

He's no good. He isn't going to do me any good.

But he is good.

Well, we'll think about it.

Miss Jones.

Hey, babe, should you give me some hair?

So that's one.

I'm going to switch those on.

But it felt good.

Yes. I'm telling you.

It felt good. I'm not going

to bust him again.

No. No.

No. No.

God bless you.

Thank you.

Come on, let's fuck dog style. I like to do it that way.

And I'll give him a job.

You will? Only if you keep coming around the city.

You really will?

I'll do anything to get him a job.

Anything.

Yeah, well, give him a try.

If he works out, who knows?

Does this mean you'll give him a chance?

All right, send him over. I'll see what I can do. Okay? Thank you.

Goddamn, this smells good.

Thank you.

Wow! Honey, I haven't seen you in years. Come up here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Turn right around here.

All right.

Get your leg down a bit.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.