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You have a sexual problem.

Yeah, I can't explain it to my husband.

You don't want sex with your husband?

No, nothing like that.

I need sex with Daddy so he has a screen.

I want to come.

Take it easy, honey. Take it easy.

Yeah. It's all right for you.

A couple of humps and you're finished.

Here, try one of these.

Here.

Will it make me calm?

Yeah, it'll just calm you down.

Will it make me hot?

Yeah, it's a fucking horny one, but it is.

I don't know, honey. We can try.

Oh, well, I couldn't feel any more miserable than I can now.

Here, feel it.

Thank you.

There must be something seriously wrong with me.

Do you mean physically? I doubt it very much.

Well, I'd like to try an examination and a couple of tests with you.

Would you please take your clothes off and lay on the couch over there?

All right, of course.

Sure. I need to make pretty exhaustive tests.

No.

Just what I'm trying to do.

Say, I'll do just what you want.

Oh,

that's wonderful.

Please don't stop.

Don't stay.

I love you.

There's nothing wrong with your sexual apparatus.

Well then, why can't they climax with my husband?

How long have you been married?

Two years.

Were you a virgin when you married?

No.

I'm going to put you on these nooses and see if we can dig out the hang -up

that's causing all these problems.

You know, Dred, would you mind sitting down in that chair and just relaxing?

I'll try.

Sounds a bit scary, though.

You have nothing to worry about.

It doesn't hurt.

Well, it'll be an experience anyway.

Thank you for standing by.

Just relax.

You are getting very tired.

You want to get some sleep.

All you want to do is get some sleep.

No one else here.

And now you're going to tell me exactly what happened when you were a young

girl.

Yes,

you do remember.

You will remember.

Tell me what happened when you were 15.

You're going to tell me what happened when you were a young girl.

I don't remember.

Yes, you do remember.

You will remember.

What happened when you were 15?

I wasn't 15 when it happened.

I wasn't 15.

I don't want to talk about it. You will talk about it.

You trust me.

What happened?

Oh, I trust you.

I'll tell you that.

Go on.

It was on my 15th birthday, and my mother's, my Aunt Libby came to visit

was my mother's sister, about 25, very pretty.

I had never met her before. She was abroad with her husband before he died,

she came to stay with us.

Were you a virgin at this time?

Oh, yes.

I used to get so excited and horny sometimes.

Did you have a boyfriend?

My mother was very strict.

I never got to date or anything.

What happened when you got this feeling?

That's an irritating noise.

Maggie, what are you doing here?

I heard some loud music.

You really should lock the door when you, um, exercise, honey.

Isn't that your last job?

Hey, babe, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Sex is for two people. Don't you have a boyfriend?

No, my mother won't let me date.

Well, she's probably right.

You know, you could get pregnant, so I know, Phil.

So, do you do this very often?

Depends.

Sometimes if I don't, I just go crazy.

Well, I'm back behind the field.

You really should learn a little more about sex, though.

Oh, man, I don't know all about sex. I'm not talking about that school or

something.

I don't know what's going on.

And so my aunt initiated me into the lesbian arts.

It was exciting.

I came and came and came.

I think she did too.

And did you continue lesbian sex?

No. I met Jeff.

Jeff?

Yeah, in high school.

Actually, he was my cousin.

What's the matter? You've never seen a girl's pussy before?

No, I won't do that.

Look, I'm particularly glad I fit, especially with some of the people that

coming in the pack.

And, um, you ever watch Girls P?

Never got a chance before.

I'm pretty goofy.

Yeah, so is your singer.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Get out of here. Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Shut up, you witch.

You're a creep.

Oh, I don't like this.

What?

But you love me. I love you. I taught you how to make love.

Oh, Lily.

I need you.

I need normal sex, Lily.

No, baby.

And did you meet her?

No, like the first time after our little affair.

She went away. That was the last I ever saw of her.

Did you carry on with love and sex after that?

I tried to get away from it, so I got a job working in an office.

I was working around then, so I...

Thank you.

with your husband?

When we were first married, I did.

When did you stop having them?

About six months afterwards.

How was that?

My mother was very ill, so I went to go stay with her for about six weeks.

Then I got homesick and wanted to see Harry really bad and hopped on the first

train home.

It was dark everywhere when I got home.

There was no sign of Harry and I saw lights in the den.

Harry was in there, but he was not alone.

There was a girl with him. I couldn't see her very clearly from where I was.

Harry told me afterwards she was his secretary.

And you rushed in and confronted him?

No. At first I was so mad I wanted to do just that. But then I thought maybe he

needs sex so badly.

And this girl is better than a prostitute.

It's a very liberal view.

I have liberal views about sex, doctor.

Nothing. Did he feel guilty about it?

He must have, but I acted as if nothing happened.

But it seems that my body changed as far as liberal views because I could never

come with him again.

Very well.

When you next meet him, you will climax with him.

Now, I'm going to count to three and snap my fingers, and you will wake.

One, two, three.

Yeah,

goodbye, Doctor. Thank you very much.

And now I had a little unfinished business with Anne, my secretary.

Who used to be Harry's secretary.

Oh.

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Thank you.