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This kid, I swear. It's like, he doesn't know how

to do his own laundry. All I do is full laundry.

Can't even separate the lights from the darks

for me. Completely useless sometimes, silly boy.

Even more. I swear, I need to get on top of him more for this kind of stuff.

Like, see, this is the perfect shirt to land him a job. His

father bought him this, but all he wants to do is game, I swear.

It's just so cute though. Oh boy, I swear. All

done. I feel like I'm the freakin' leader on here.

I still have dishes to do, so much yard work. It never ends.

Ethan, Ethan, I have your laundry. Oh my god, did a

tornado swoop through here? Jeez Louise, it's a mess.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You're not my mom. You're

my stepmom. You can't tell me to clean my fucking room.

All you have to do is pick up after yourself. It's not that hard.

All you have to do is leave my room. You're not

my mom. You don't need to be in my fucking room.

Oh my gosh. I will get your father on the phone right now.

My dad doesn't fucking scare me either. And yeah, you can

be part of the family, but you cannot tell me what to do.

I just need you to clean up after yourself.

I don't want to do this all the time for you.

Let's go get your stuff together, get a job, stop

playing on your phone, stop playing your games.

No.

Ethan, oh my gosh. This mess is disgusting. Look

at this shirt right here. Are you kidding me?

Oh, it smells disgusting. And look at this shoe right here.

There's mud all over it. Don't you think you should pick up after yourself?

You made this mess. You need to fix it. Your father

is going to be home soon. I'm calling him right now.

Fuck. Why does she have to be so annoying? She's so hot. What a waste.

Please, please, please let me fuck my stepmom, but let her stop controlling me.

Please tell her to just leave me the fuck alone unless she's trying to fuck.

Oh, what the fuck was that dream?

Strip your mom remote. What the fuck? It wasn't even a dream?

No way. I got to try this right now.

No way this is going to work.

What happened? What's going on here? What? Where are my clothes?

What is this? What is going on? Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? Hello?

This thing is fucking awesome.

What are you doing here? I mean, how much have you seen? I can explain everything.

Why are you naked? I mean, I had my clothes and

then they were gone and I'm not really sure.

Stop looking at me. Sorry, you're not. Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.

Why is someone seeing you? You can't say anything to your father about this.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Lips are sealed. Get out of here. Go get me some clothes please.

This is so embarrassing. You're making me feel

weird right now. You're making me feel weird.

Ethan, go get something to cover myself, please.

No, you don't even need this. Come on, you know you got naked for a reason.

I know you're always teasing me and you made

this mess. You're going to have to fix it. Okay?

Oh my gosh, Ethan, I'm your mother.

Who cares? Come on, I'll help you. Open your mouth.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

It's okay. If not, all the neighbors are going

to see you naked. Just put it in your mouth.

See, it's not so bad, huh? Maybe not in my room.

Oh, see, now you're naked.

This mother doesn't want to get covered in news.

You cannot tell anybody.

Of course not.

You're my stepson.

Oh, for you, I'm naked.

Oh, for you, I'm naked.

I can't believe I'm doing this. I honestly don't even do this for your father.

I'm a little embarrassed.

Are we even sure about this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be a better son.

Oh, you're just helping me.

Mmm.

I mean, this is crazy, I just...

It's time to wake up.

It's our secret.

Mmm.

Oh my gosh.

You're going to stretch my mouth out. Your father's going to know.

Oh my gosh.

Shh. Stop talking. Just keep sleeping.

Oh my gosh.

You can't say anything.

Oh my gosh.

Shh.

It's just more than a mute button.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh my gosh.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, you're so nice.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, you're going to make me talk to God.

Oh, you're going to make me talk to God.

Oh.

Don't tell your dad and go clean your mess right now.

I

Swear all I do is laundry it

Ethan.

Have you picked up your room yet?

Come over here. I want to show you something with the laundry.

You need to separate the dark from the light sweetheart.

You need to turn your pants also inside out.

Is this how my is this how all my clothes have been disappearing what the.

This must be where they're going and I.

Knew it. I knew he was messing with me. No wonder why my clothes keep disappearing.

What kind of magic is this?

And I am no one's mate. I have not made any more

I am done with this get all this out of here.

Please say this isn't what I think it is.

Here we go, I.

Knew it. I freaking knew it. I knew that. Oh, I can't believe him.

Hold on. Let me try it again. Let me see if it really let me see if it really works.

I knew I wasn't crazy my skirt, too. I just

knew it. I know he's doing this. I know it's him.

Let's see if I can do it again. Oh gosh, here we go.

Not my top two he's got some explaining to do.

Let me see what else I gotta see what else is going on here ready? Oh

I'm nervous.

Now the rest of my stuff is gone, what is going on here?

Even if you have a lot of explaining to do right now, oh my goodness.

Yeah, what's up, oh you're naked again you ready for round two, oh.

I

Can explain the remote.

Even what is this?

If you're what is this I was taking I was taking a nap I wish.

That I don't know you wish why I could fuck

you and I woke up and I had this remote.

Appropriate it's really not my fault. Think about it. I.

Don't know. I just I've seen the way that

treats you and I know I can treat you better.

Why are you so mad even this is inappropriate? It's

not that bad. I mean, didn't you like it? I mean.

You enjoy it at all.

Beside the point. Okay, so pissed right now. It's you dad treats you like shit

I could and I know you're better. So why are you upset?

All right, just talk to me I just I.

Can't deal with this.

You are so lucky I don't tell your father about this I don't care you can tell him.

Listen, I love you, and that's not gonna change.

Okay, and he treats you like shit. You deserve better.

Even you don't like this a little bit. This

is the first and last time this ever happens.

I

Know you're having fun. You've been so angry. Yesterday you smiled for the first.

Time.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm doing this.

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My god.

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