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Hello! Are you outside?

Yes. I thought I'd bring some good news.

But then the broker called now and said that the others had gone up.

Went up? How much then?

- They went up way too much. -No.

-Damn! -Yes.

- We can't go up any more now. - No, I know.

- Sorry, Emma. - No, it's not your fault.

Are you coming in here?

I almost have to try to make that meeting at Intility.

-Would you mind just saying hello? -Yes.

- Love you. - Have it.

Did you miss it?

Where do people get money from? We were so damn close.

Fuck! Sorry, your birthday is

not supposed to be about bidding.

- Congratulations on the day. -Thank you very much.

Nikko greets. The wine is from him.

Have you crocheted?

-Thank you very much. - Be so good.

It won't be long then, Lauritz. Now comes young number six.

Six kids. Can you imagine?

I'm happy with the one I have.

Because she is absolutely perfect.

There! Seven centimeters!

Then you'll soon have a full volleyball team, Lauritz.

-Do you want to join? -Especially.

Have it.

-Hey! -Come to the entrance, they retreated.

Huh?

The broker called me now. He said they had withdrawn the bid.

- Can they do that? -Obviously.

What does that mean?

That we can't afford a couch, we can't afford a bed,-

-can't afford a wedding party.

- Did we get the apartment? -Yes.

We are debt slaves.

We are debt slaves!

SCREEN MEDIA Børge Johnsen

Watch out for some loose nails here and there. Here is the bedroom.

Living room here and kitchen.

You have to use your imagination and imagine how it will turn out.

There are a few things that need to be fixed, but it will be great.

- Huge potential. -Lots of potential.

Did you manage to do this without any help?

Been so good at saving. I am so impressed.

I so agree with you, Mona.

When I got pregnant, we had to live at home with mum and dad.

- We are not pregnant, mum. - No, or...

No, then.

The walls are so thin at Stjørdal and it is so quiet

-so mom could hear when we...

It is good that you are getting something for yourselves now.

Mum and I are very proud that you have managed to do this.

- That's what she's trying to say. -Thanks.

And?

We think it's too bad that you've spent all your

savings- -and can't afford a wedding party, so...

-Here. -Thanks.

The total is on page two.

Thanks.

So... Thanks, but you didn't need that here.

Of course we needed it. What are you talking about?

It's just a pleasure to be able to help.

- There is nothing to talk about. - We can talk a little about it.

I mentioned to my aunt and uncle that you were thinking of dropping the

party, - - then I mentioned it to the rest of the family at Eldbjørg's 85th birthday.

They understand that, right? but they became very sad inside.

When you get married, you have to have a party.

What an incredibly nice gift. Thank you very much.

I hope it's okay, Emma. And for you, Mona.

Not so many of you on your side.

Of course it's fine.

- Then there are two of us. -Yes, yes.

We will be a small group from Stjørdal.

We are 62 if you count the children. You don't need to invite children.

I have to stick, but this will be very cozy.

-Here. -Thank you very much.

Is it like that I get as much talking time as Nikko's entire family?

Yes, of course.

It will be a delicious four hours.

- Have it. -Thanks.

I don't know what to say, just thank you.

- Then we make soot, I thought. -Sod?

Yes, it is that easy to make for many people.

- Then there will be life. - Rai-rai.

No, stop.

I just put them in water, if we have any...

Yes, so…

Hello!

It's very generous, but it wasn't how I envisioned my wedding.

Now the wedding will be one big trønder party.

I think you said you weren't going to have a party.

I just want to marry Nikko and have an amazing bachelor party.

I look like a dog peeing on a sinking ship.

Yes, you do.

Fine! Straight hips.

It's an incredibly nice gift then.

Incredibly nice gift, but...

But I don't have any Trønder relatives to invite.

Trønder family is a must.

I only have mom. It's just the two of us.

It's those speeches and moments.

And?

Long speeches with lots of details from childhood.

A bit embarrassing, but also a bit cosy. "That's how Emma is."

Only my mother knows me like that.

It becomes extra clear in such a setting.

Straight hips.

Especially when Nikko has 12 relatives who have asked to "say a few words".

It's not just a gift, there are some guides here.

Yes, then. Have you heard of soot at weddings?

What? Soot?

No, I hadn't either, - -but it will be

sooty at the wedding. Torill wants that.

- Money is never uncomplicated. -No.

This is absolutely superb. I am very proud of you, Ludvig.

Stop bragging about mediocre efforts.

Not mediocre, it's good.

Am I now to say that weddings are a waste?

All marriages go down like the Titanic anyway.

Two boat metaphors, not bad.

-I hate "Titanic". - Nice movie.

Pitch black, yes. I love those 90s rom-coms.

Romantic and cozy, no door. If you know what I mean?

Yes, I understand English, fortunately,

- -since you insist on communicating between it and Norwegian.

Yo, bitch! Are you ready to watch?

Your development in recent months.

-Are you doing well? - Yes, motherfucker.

-Was it a mistake, perhaps? - Yes, a little.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

- Follow along here now! - Yes, then.

- Do you hold? -Yes.

Up, up, up.

- Thank you. - Be so good.

You can't get over me.

Can't you work at the other end?

I've been painting this wall all day.

- You haven't taken out the nail. - That was your task.

Now you don't have to strain yourself.

We have to turn it around. 499 at Finn.

Freeze!

Now it's pasta, again.

I'm just wondering if I said something wrong.

You shouldn't think about that.

Patients stop coming for all sorts of reasons.

Find chemistry with someone else or they lose motivation.

He was motivated. I thought so, at least.

It's not that. You are very good at motivation.

He doesn't pick up the phone when I call.

When we went to The Met, Emma flashed her tit to an MMA guy- -who

was struggling with disc slippage to have him on the mat.

- For real? - No, of course not.

I'm just trying to illustrate that you're good at motivation.

-Did it happen or didn't it happen? -No.

- Of course she did. - Will you bring me a beer?

It's Emma.

This is Jon Arvid Sæter from the lawyers Nagell-Dahl.

Do you have two minutes?

I'm sorry that this comes at such short notice, - -but do

you have an opportunity for a meeting tomorrow at 2pm?

I have a matter here that I would like to talk to you about.

- Yes, I understand. Two o'clock. -Yes.

Is there anything special I should bring with me?

No, you don't need to bring anything. I can send you the address.

You can send to this number.

- See you then. - Have a nice day.

You?

Now Daniella has surpassed herself.

Or has Therese rigged the hen party, -

- so she's just going to give a speech?

- No, don't say that! - I don't know who Therese is.

My other fiance, in addition to Daniella.

You must listen, Yousef.

It's a very good tip when you have to manage on Tinder.

Listen, listen, listen.

Now I was summoned to a "meeting" with a lawyer tomorrow.

Oh! About what then?

You are seriously the world's worst actor.

I'll pretend I don't know.

But don't ask then.

I can't sit here and drink lager- -because

I got a summons to a meeting tomorrow.

With a lawyer.

I have no idea what it is.

But I feel I must be a bit fresh for that meeting.

Enjoy yourselves! Have it!

Have it!

-What the fuck? -What happened?

Now you have to start following along.

-Do I need a passport? - I can't say anything. Don't think so.

No, don't say anything!

Can't you have a glass of wine if you're so nervous?

I'm not nervous, I'm looking forward to it.

Sorry that I have zero interest in you. Who are you playing against?

Fire.

Good luck. They are lucky to have you in their support system.

You are my support device too.

It was fucking cheesy said.

I'm going to be so hungover tomorrow.

I can't say anything.

But if they drink you out tonight, only if,-

-then you will get a burger, coke, sofa and allowed to choose a movie.

-Just not "Clueless". - It's a classic.

Have it.

-Emma Nystedt? -Yes.

-Jon Arvid Sæter. - Now I'm excited. You are..?

I'm the lawyer who called you.

Lawyer. Right?

It's fun.

-You haven't been here before? - No, I haven't.

Jon Arvid Sæter, Emma Nystedt.

You are going down the hall and to the left.

Excuse me.

Please don't…

- You can say hi to her, sort of. -Hello, little baby.

Just come in.

Sit where you want.

I would like to start by saying my condolences.

Thank you for being able to meet me at such short notice.

Despite the lack of an agenda on the meeting notice.

It was a strong desire from Bullmann to gather you in the same room-

- when you get the information.

It's fine, just drive.

I, Jon Arvid Sæter from Nagell-Dahl,- -on

​​behalf of Bullmann- -was responsible for

some things in connection with his passing.

Excuse me. Aren't you the one who held this?

I don't have any more information than you, but I'm very curious.

What is this all about?

Bullmann approached us some time ago-

-to deal with a somewhat sensitive matter.

So according to the deceased's wishes-

-I will first read a few words from him.

Then we can get back to the formal stuff afterwards.

"Dear Margrethe, Fie, Christian and Kaisa."

"Excuse me."

"This is the hardest thing I've ever

had to do,"- -"but it's the only right thing."

"You're adults now and need to know..."

"You're adults now and need to know you have a sister you don't know."

"Emma Nystedt."

-"And to you, Emma..." -Excuse me?

Stop there.

Before you say another word, As the family's

lawyer, I would like to conduct a thorough review of this.

Sorry, but this is according to the late…

You say so but I want all your case papers.

Then I take it with the family in private, and we take meeting room two.

Any case papers you have please.

Sorry, we will surely be right back.

What does that mean? Are they my siblings?

It is not true that Doddo should have a baby louse.

He would not put himself in such a position.

So we have another sister?

- Is she sitting there my sister? -If we are to believe what he said.

- Is he a guy you know who is? -Know neither him nor the company.

She was wearing so much makeup. "No, you're a secretary."

- Calm down, calm down. - What does it say then?

Doddo has apparently made new plans at the end of his life.

Yeah, and I'm just trying to keep up.

This is probably a form of fraud.

- Are you listening to me? - She's sitting right there.

- There are two glasses between. -Speak a little lower.

- Do we know how old she is? - The same.

What is important, is what it means to us.

- Reallocations in the will. -Reassignments? What do you mean?

Do you have someone to call?

I thought you were a stripper.

That this was my bachelor party.

Congratulations.

- With a wedding. -Thanks.

They are his children?

Yes.

And we have the same father?

But he's dead?

Condolences.

This isn't my bachelor party?

Excuse me. No, it isn't.

But he who is my father, he is dead?

Sorry, that's what I asked.

The funeral was last week.

In sum, she will get the same share as you.

-She gets 20 percent from Fredly. - No, now you're joking.

She is 25, the same age as me.

She is an administrator in "We who want Sjokokirsj back".

It's nice to get such a...

Don't look behind me now, but she looks just like grandma.

Oh, my God!

Grandmother did not come out on top in terms of appearance.

- We have to warn her about the drooping face. -She should get fillers right away.

Can we concentrate a little?

We need to get Doddo declared insane so we can invalidate the will.

-Why that? - Because it's not fresh.

It is virtually impossible to have a will invalidated.

- We have to try, Christian. - No, it will just be... Brodin?

Do any of you think that Doddo was crazy, demented?

He has given 20 percent of his life inheritance to a stranger whore.

He must have been influenced by something or someone.

We have to solve this in a discreet way. We cannot say that father was insane.

He has a legacy that we must take care of.

I don't want him to be remembered as an out of control crazy guy.

It's actually quite embarrassing.

Are you afraid that the A share will be questioned?

I can't stand it. Don't be ugly now.

If you're going to go another round at it, can you book a meeting room.

It's been less than a week since we buried Doddo. Relax.

We must avoid this becoming public. There will be speculation, bullshit.

It is quite risky for the company and the family.

I don't want my face on the front page of DN.

Not me either.

Doddo was concerned about his reputation. He spent his whole life building it.

And the first thing we're going to do after he's dead is destroy it?

I don't understand why he does it this way.

He could send a lot of money in her direction.

We didn't need to know anything about this.

Does she get voting rights on the board?

You have not called a board meeting. You should.

Why hasn't the summons arrived?

I'll take care of this here. I'll fix it.

I'll fix it.

Why does he walk in the middle of a discussion?

Right? Why is he leaving now?

Christian!

Maybe we can do some of the formal stuff while we wait?

I don't know if I can take in that much more right now.

Full understanding.

- I'm here. - You sit and pee, you.

What? Yes? Everyone does it.

We need to hold that board meeting soon.

The Greeks await an answer, and that commandment does not stand forever.

I think they realize that Doddo has died, they are giving us some slack.

That's what being a boss is all about.

You have to have several thoughts in your head at the same time.

Doddo is dead, but Meriakis is an impatient man.

Yes, Maggie, but can we deal with she Emma first?

You haven't started again, have you?

Can you close the door?

It could be the prostate. You should probably check it out.

Then my mother got pregnant on that sailing trip, but she never found him.

- He found you, then. - But now I don't get to meet him.

I think Doddo had a sincere desire to get to know you.

It just went so fast at the end.

-Doddo? - He called everyone that, their father.

Hello.

You come here often, don't you?

Yes, that is our main office.

Sorry, I feel kind of stupid.

We apologize if we have been a little rude.

- We are a bit put out. -Yes.

This is a lot, for you too for sure.

We knew nothing about this until now.

No, I don't understand anything, actually.

- We need some time to process... - Process.

Process. We just buried our father.

It's still a bit...

Is it okay with you if we get in touch soon?

-Is it OK, do you think? -Yes.

You are in mourning.

-Just take the time you need. -Yes.

Abrupt.

- I just want to say hello to you. -Yes.

-Emma. - Christian.

Nice, Margrethe.

-Kaisa. -Nice.

-Fie. - Hello.

Then you will only hear from us tomorrow, for example.

- Very nice if you could just stay here. - OK.

One second, just.

Emma?

Just call me if there's anything.

I will send you the documents and will be happy to go through them with you.

Look there, yes.

There he is.

Your father.

Dodo.

You hear from me.

Only my mother knows me like that.

It becomes extra clear in such a setting.

Straight hips.

When Nikko has 12 relatives who have asked to "say a few words".

It's not just a gift, there are some guides here.

Yes, then. Have you heard of soot at weddings?

What? Soot?

- I have not heard of that.

- I didn't have that either, - - but it will be sooty at the wedding. Torill wants that.

Money is never uncomplicated.

Why didn't you say anything?

Excuse me? How much do you charge for half an hour?

-Huh? -How much do you charge for half an hour?

I hope you're fucking now.

We both screw people for money?

Ouch! What the hell?

Nasty creep.

-Hell! - Nasty fuck!

-What is your problem? -Hell!

My God!

Emma, ​​stop!

He is, after all, Richard Gere from "Pretty Woman".

Cher Horowitz from "Clueless", Elle Woods from "Legally Blonde".

And Mary something-or-other from "Everybody loves Mary".

This is your bachelor party, after all. damn it!

-Bridget Jones. -Yes!

Sorry, Richard Gere. Sorry, I didn't recognize you.

Then of course you are...

Pretty Woman!

You are getting married!