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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest times.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

Why don't you lock your door?

You are terrible we already talked about this I'm never gonna fuck

my sister My girlfriend gonna come over for the weekend

I want you to behave

Try something on her. Of course, like you did with the last one.

And she's totally not like that. She's very conservative.

Are you sure?

Okay, let's make a deal.

If I'm going to get your girlfriend, you're going to give me your dick.

And if not, I'm going to leave you alone.

Deal?

I'm not going to do that. You're crazy.

Why? You don't trust your girlfriend?

You know what? Fuck it. Deal.

Okay, deal.

You're gonna be my hobbit dick.

I'm not gonna be your hobbit dick.

She's my sister.

Nice to meet you.

You look so pretty.

Oh, I love you.

You're so pretty. Oh, my God. Let me show you around the house.

How are you doing?

Oh, you're watching TV.

Nice.

Thank you.

Wow. You have very nice feet.

Thank you. Do you want a mustache?

Yes.

Do you like that?

Yes, we hope she likes that. She will like the mustache.

Thank you.

I'm glad you like that.

I'm sorry.

I told you.

I told you.

It's not very well.

I love you.

Thank you.

I shouldn't do this Don't worry

Yeah.

Amen.