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Split into two. Uh -huh.

Alright, you ready?

Yeah. You think?

Yeah. Alright.

Marie, how you doing today?

Good. Good? Great.

Great? Awesome.

Um, you said you were a little bit nervous, which is understandable.

Now, you've, um, tonight, right?

Yeah. Were you nervous before you did that?

No. Why is that?

Because I was marrying a slap of cake.

And I don't remember most of it.

That's cool.

How did you do last night?

I did okay.

Okay? I did pretty good.

Pretty good? Were you happy with your performance and how you did?

Yeah. It was all a blur, so.

We hate we missed the contest.

Ask Dragon Whitney.

Covered it for us.

Yeah.

You know S -Dragon, right? Yeah. How'd you meet him?

The last couple times I was at the Lumberyard.

He taught some pictures of me.

He was perving out.

Yeah.

You like it when he does that.

Yeah.

How old are you, Marie?

21. 21.

How tall are you?

5 '4". 5 '4"? You look taller than that.

I just thought you were taller.

Have you ever taken any nude pictures before?

Yeah. Yeah, like what kind?

Just posing nude.

Cool.

Have you ever been skateboarding?

No. No? What about strip poker?

No.

Do you sleep in the nude?

No. No?

See, you don't get naked that often.

No. All right, well, let's get you out of this coat.

Let me just start singing.

I have a cold outside.

You can lie down. It'll warm you up.

Yeah, I'm hot.

What size bra do you wear?

34A. 34A. Can you give us a flash?

Blue is a higher.

Very nice.

Very cute.

So where are you from?

Iowa City.

Iowa City?

I hear there's like some great bars up there.

The Beth.

The Beth?

So we were thinking about going to Iowa State. What if we went tonight? Where

would you tell us to go?

Probably to Vito's or Brothers or Third Base or Sports

Column.

Yeah? Yeah. What kind of bars do they have?

College bars. College bars.

Cool. They're all right by side.

Right side by side by side?

Yeah. And one big pen ball, so you just go from one to the next.

Awesome.

We're glad you came to hang out with us for a little bit. Are you going up there

later on?

Possibly. Possibly? Yeah. We're thinking about heading up there, too.

I have a one, so it's going to be a big time tonight.

Yeah. I think they won.

They did. Was this the last home game?

I have no idea.

Not sure.

Seaman, you can get a little taste of Nebraska over here.

What's your favorite color?

Tan.

Tan? That's a good color.

I don't hear that one that often.

What kind of tan stuff do you have?

Tan everything.

Most of my clothes are tan.

This yellow is a variation.

I will hawk that yellow.

That's why I'm wearing this.

It's almost, it's close to tan. I can see you look good in tan.

Let's, um, let's go take your shoes off.

So what's your favorite kind of music?

Rap. Rap? What about, what's your favorite body part on you?

My butt.

Your butt? I was really hoping you'd say that because I really like butts. I

want to see your butt.

Can you stand up and let's check out your butt for a second?

Can you put your pants down and give a nice little moon here?

Turn around to the top two.

And now can you flash us again?

Underwear or top?

I'm going to ask both.

I'm not going to stop you now.

Awesome. And can you flash the top two?

Awesome.

That's right. You can switch cameras and pick a couple to flash.

Look at me.

One more with the smile.

Alright, you can get partially dressed. Let's go ahead and lose the jeans.

Okay.

Is that two shirts you have on? Yeah. So we lose the Hawkeye one and we'll just

get you in your... Hawkeye one.

In your white.

So would you, let's see, what's your favorite dirty word?

Fuck.

Use it in a sentence.

I like to fuck.

Great sentence.

Would you call yourself sexually open -minded?

Yes. Bisexual? Do you like girls?

Kind of.

I've been halfway there.

Experimented a little bit here and there. So halfway there. Does that mean

you've never, like, gone down with a girl before?

No. Has a girl ever gone down with you?

No. No. So you've made out with girls before?

Yeah. And I've had toys used on me by girls.

Awesome. Now we're getting somewhere.

What about, well, tell me about the toy guy you used on you. Did that happen

more than once?

No. Oh, I've got to hear this story.

It was my friend's toy. She calls her Betty.

Calls her Betty?

Her name is Betty. Oh, Betty. It's her dildo.

Her name is Betty. She used Betty on me.

What happened? How did we get to that?

friend is by so she was all for it and you knew she was by for a while so you

guys went out to like iowa city got drunk you guys go home a lot

like just you two or the guys around you guys disappeared to a room it was both

of our boyfriends awesome were there too so they were like were they watching

and cheering on and jerking off in the corner while they were watching no they

were laying with us

And then did you guys have, like, group sex afterward?

Mm, we kind of split up.

You know, the same bed, like, you and your boyfriend had sex and they had sex?

Yeah. Um,

what about, um, how often do you drink before sex?

Mm, whenever I go out.

All right,

what kind of stuff, uh, turns you on?

Kissing and licking.

Kissing and licking.

Let's see, do you have a t -shirt now?

I like your bra. Yeah, so do I.

Can you give us a flash of the tongue?

It's kind of loose and raw.

Can you clean up your nipples a little bit?

Are your nipples more sensitive?

Do you like them nibbled on?

Yeah. Bit?

No. Lit?

Yeah.

Show me how hard you like to pinch them.

Awesome.

How often do you play with your tits?

Not that often.

Not that often? No.

You should.

What about, would you consider, are you multi -orgasmic?

No. No? Just one good one?

Yeah. Do you have an orgasm when you have sex?

I try to.

Try to.

Good answer. Don't we all?

Yeah. How old were you the first time you had sex?

Fourteen. Good experience?

Yeah, tell us about it.

What brought him to the big

event?

What made you guys finally, after a year, decide to go all the way?

He wouldn't quit pushing.

You guys played a game with just a tip.

Yeah, I guess it appeared just to let me stick it in one time.

Just let me put the head in.

Just let me put the head in.

Did he finally put the head in?

Yeah, it just kind of went there.

And at that point, you're like, oh.

Fuck it.

Yeah.

That's actually my favorite game. That is.

Just put the head in.

Just a tip, just for a second. See how it feels.

When was the last time you had sex?

Last night.

Last night? Was it good?

Yeah. Yeah?

Awesome. Did you drink before you had sex last night?

Yep.

It was that night last night on the strip club.

Oh, nice.

I like that.

Some lucky guy got to go home with the hot girl on stage.

Actually, I went to his house and woke him up.

Really?

Booty call.

Yeah. Even better.

What kind of guy do you like?

Unfortunately.

That's cool.

Let's see.

Penis size, does it matter?

Yeah. Yeah.

Show me with your hands what size you like.

About there.

Cool. How big around?

At least there.

Awesome. Bad boys with big dicks.

Awesome.

How many guys have you been with in the past year?

In the past year?

Three. Three?

How about ever?

Ever. How many girls have you been with?

One.

Just that one? Do you have any fantasies?

You have any fantasies?

No, nothing that you want to do that you haven't done yet?

Well, I'd like to see you out of those underwear.

Awesome.

Can you spread your legs for us a little bit?

Let's see what you're working with here.

Use your fingers to help yourself up a little bit.

How often do you masturbate?

Oh, never.

Never? Nope.

Never, ever, ever?

No. You've tried it and didn't like it? It don't work for me.

No? I tried it. It doesn't work.

You ever tried it with toys?

Yep. No, even that didn't work?

Maybe you'll try.

Do you use lube while you masturbate?

I tried. It didn't work.

I got to have the real thing.

That's cool.

That doesn't sound like you have a problem.

No, I don't. Accomplishing that.

I don't.

I just make my movie calls every weekend.

Keep them happy and they'll be there for you forever and ever and ever.

Yep.

You ever watch porn?

I have.

I don't watch it regularly.

No, you watch it with another guy?

Yeah. Did you guys act it out afterwards?

Yeah.

That's awesome.

What about oral sex?

Like giving?

I don't mind it.

Don't mind it?

What about receiving?

Fucking.

Just ready to fuck. I could really care less about that.

I'm just ready to fuck. Back to your favorite word.

You meant it when you said it.

I'm ready to fuck.

Forget all the extra bullshit. Yeah, I don't want to deal with any of that.

Let's just do it and let me go home.

All right, where do you like for a guy to come when you're done talking?

On my stomach.

Stomach? Cool.

So what would be your favorite sex position?

Sideways.

Sideways?

I'm going to have you show us that one in a little bit.

Okay.

Can you open your legs up for me one more time?

I know you're not used to sitting like that, but...

Can you put your feet up in the chair? Try that.

Yeah, that's cool.

Is that more comfortable?

Yeah. Good for us two. I don't know what is exactly comfortable right now.

Want me to keep asking questions?

Yeah.

That's comfortable?

Yeah. All right.

What about talking dirty?

While you're fucking.

While I'm fucking.

Then I will too.

Do you talk dirty or do you like someone to talk dirty to you?

Both.

Both? Yeah.

Cool. Do you ever picture someone else? Did you have sex with someone else while

you're fucking?

No. No celebrities?

No. No.

Guy you were with last night?

No. All right.

That's why I'm fucking the one that I'm fucking when I'm doing it.

That's cool. Because that's the one I pictured the night before in my sleep.

Alright, so talk about some places you've fucked. Obviously in a bed.

In the woods.

On my back porch.

In the back of a few cars.

I think that's about it.

What about the movies?

No. What about giving handjobs?

I haven't done that forever.

No? What are some places you've given a handjob?

I don't even remember.

I haven't done that since, like, seventh grade.

I think I was, like, 13 the last time I did.

And then you turned 14 and started fucking.

Yeah.

You said, forget the hand job. Shit, this is a lot more fun for me.

What about flashing in public?

Not really.

No?

I'll get a ticket. I don't feel like paying those.

So you were telling me about some places you had sex in public. What's the

wildest place you ever had sex?

On my back porch.

Yeah, is it like neighbors around?

Yeah.

With the straight lights on right by a busy street.

Wow. That's awesome. In the hallway of my apartment building.

Oh, wow.

I like that one.

Do your neighbors talk to you afterwards and say, nice show?

I don't think they saw.

I hope not.

So then you can get any comments afterwards.

All right, let's grab a couple of still pictures.