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- She dies.

- Where's the money Miguel?

- The money Miguel.

- I hate about the money, leave it to the soldiers.

- Isabella, what are you doing, why are you going?

- Why didn't you grab the money, you idiot?

- What good would it do us now anyway?

- It wouldn't do you any good at all.

I'm too big for the soldiers too, get out of here.

- Is that all she cares about, the money?

He's a mercenary. What do you expect?

lesson for today. Who can tell me what this is? Yes, Richie? It's a basket. Very good!

And what is the purpose of this basket? To put dirty clothes into. Excellent! Which

brings me to my next point. Why are there never any dirty clothes in this

particular basket? Because it's easier to throw them on the back of a chair or on

on the floor.

In the future, any dirty clothes not put in this basket will not be washed.

Do I make myself clear?

Good.

I want the house to look nice for your dad this weekend.

She always acts a little strange when dad comes to town.

That's him. I have to go.

You better get outside so you don't miss your bus.

-Do you think Mom and Dad will ever get married again?

-I wouldn't count on it.

You never know, though.

They might someday.

-Sure.

-I've got to go to sleep now.

Would it be a crime for you two to rinse out your dishes and put them in the dishwasher?

Hello. Yes, this is Mrs. Adler. Wonderful. What did I win?

Really?

You know what they say. Two children are four times the work.

well it's true but worth it I'm sure yeah they are Rosario seems very

efficient well I'm sure that there are some lazy workers in the world but they

don't work for Butterfield Domestic Services all my people are bonded and I

personally guarantee their efficiency and their honesty so Rosario will come

Twice a week, for a month, for free.

And then if you're happy with the arrangement and want to continue, I'm sure you'll find our regular rates are, uh, quite reasonable.

You're trying to spoil me, aren't you, Mrs. Butterfield?

Yes, I am trying to spoil you, Mrs. Adler.

Oh, think of it as just being set free.

Free to pursue those things which really interest you, not to mention the energy you're going to have.

I'm sure that your children and your husband will appreciate that.

Um, Mr. Adler and I are divorced.

Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Or should I be?

I don't know. Um, I guess.

He's an engineer in telecommunications.

He hires himself out on a project basis.

He's really very good. He gets offers from all over the world.

world unfortunately that means he has to travel a lot I think that's what did us

in all that traveling oh I think most men take their work too seriously and

most women don't take their own capacity for work seriously enough enjoy the

freedom I'm offering you mrs. Adler use it get out of the house get involved be a

a little selfish. Do something for you. I really must go. I'll send the van for

Rosario after four o'clock. Thank you, Mrs. Butterfield. Oh, thank you, Mrs. Adler.

Bye-bye.

Oh, Rosario, I'll show you where those go.

Finally, hold it right there.

You'll see I am about to embark on a week's vacation.

starting tomorrow.

- No.

You leave starting next week.

- See?

- How can you do that?

- I've got plans.

- And among your plans,

do you plan to continue working here at the Gazette?

- Oh yeah, sure.

I've got two people out sick,

and I'm shorthanded as it is.

That's why you're covering this conference at the Oakwood Plaza Hotel this weekend.

Telecommunications in the Third World, a path to peace.

You're for the Third World, Arch Farley.

I'm interested in what goes on in developing countries, yeah.

Good.

Maybe you won't fall asleep.

I send Miller to cover an address by one of the world's most distinguished scientists.

He starts sawing logs right in the middle of it.

Falls out of his damn chair.

Tries to say he was sick.

What kind of an excuse is that?

I was going to go run a few errands.

If that's okay, if you'll be all right while I'm gone?

Yes, just fine.

Good.

Well, keep up the good work.

OK.

OK, bye.

Arrivederci.

Oh, adios.

Bye-bye.

Adios, senora.

Oh, Rosario, Rosario, you're such a bad, bad little girl.

Who are you?

What are you doing?

- Oh, I know here, I'm just cleaning up.

- But who are you?

- Rosario, my name Rosario.

I work for Mrs. Atlas.

- Since when?

- Perdón.

- Who hired you?

Where did you come from?

- When, when did you start working here?

- Oh, oh today, I start today.

- Well, I'll hire the maid.

- Hello, anybody up here?

Oh, good, I see you two have met.

- Barely, I just walked in.

- This is Rosario, Rosario, this is my son, Richie.

Rosario's going to be coming to us

for at least a month, twice a week.

when do you decide this this morning um your ride is here are you all done yes

yes I just finished the house very nice anything um why don't we go downstairs I

know this is supposed to be free but I want to give you a little something

anyway you could be a little friendlier she was doing something with Ralph what

could she be doing Ralph not even up.

Here.

Peter, never mind. Go on into the house. See how dinner's coming along.

I didn't pull you out of that dreadful little revolution just to have you maim one of my staff.

All clean people's houses for you?

This is for you?

Well, look, I am sorry about that.

All the delegates at the conference were supposed to stay at the hotel.

I have had the maid service contract at the Oakwood Plaza since the day it opened.

Don't bore me with your proficiency, Virginia.

I'm here to do a job.

That's why you pulled me out of that dreadful little revolution.

You pay well, so I agree to come.

But don't expect me to kiss your feet, okay?

You ungrateful little...

- I should have let you die in Costa Vieja.

- I'm sure you wish I had.

- When you finish your work on Saturday,

pick up the rest of your payment and get out.

There will be no invitation to spend the weekend.

- Michael Katzler, Omar Gartney, look out!

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

- Ricky!

- Look!

- Yeah!

- Whatcha think?

- Very chic.

You know we needed to come up with something for the Spring Spectacular.

Well, uh, this is it.

We're putting on our very own Vaudeville act.

We brought you your own set of clothes.

Try 'em on.

You've gotta be kidding.

I can't get up in front of the entire student body and act like a clown.

Well, we're not clowns.

We're comics.

There's a difference, you know.

Yeah, he'll be a gas.

- See?

- A cream pie.

- Looks great, doesn't it?

Works even better.

- Jeremy?

Stinking two-face, I'm gonna kill you!

Come on, it'll be fun.

Where are you, Jeremy?

Come on, you double-crosser.

What goes around, comes around.

There's no escape, turkey!

I'm going to kill him.

I don't know if I can find him, but I don't know if I can find him.

♪

- Hey, Richie!

♪

- Hey, is anybody hungry?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Sure.

- It could be somebody's idea of a prank.

- Or maybe somebody at school's keeping tabs on Richie.

You know, ripping off his ideas.

- Yeah, like Whitaker.

He's always hanging over your shoulder

at the computer lab, nosing around.

- No, I don't think Whitaker would break into my house

and plant a bunch of microphones.

Yeah, Whitaker's a chicken anyway.

He wouldn't do that.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, hey.

Richie, does your mom know about this yet?

No.

I think it'd be a good idea if we just don't tell her yet.

Who could we tell?

Lieutenant Quinn?

Yeah, we could tell Quinn.

He'll know what to do.

I know what to do.

Just take it easy.

I think we might want to talk to Quinn,

but first I want to find out if these bugs are legal.

How can we do that?

- I can do it, just through a friend.

- What friend?

Won't see in the FBI?

- No, if the FBI knows anything about this,

they are not gonna tell me.

It's someone else.

- Why can't we go with you?

- This particular friend isn't all that fond of kids.

- We aren't kids.

We're teenagers.

- Even worse.

Believe me, you guys are in acquired taste.

Oh, uh, uh, Richie, something else entirely.

Is your dad coming into town this weekend?

Yes.

How'd you know?

Oh, I saw his name on a list of people attending a conference and I'm covering it.

So I'd like to get an interview with him.

You think you could put in the good word for me?

Sure.

Great.

Okay, so, uh, back at the Gazette in an hour and a half, all right?

- Okay.

What does he mean we're an acquired taste?

- Yeah, and what are we supposed to do for an hour and a half?

- Tail farther.

♪

♪

It's been an hour and a half.

It's been almost two hours.

Yeah.

Anybody want a cold on your ring?

No.

You sure would like to know what the Athena Society is, though.

- Hey, cut.

- Tim looked very happy.

- He was kind of in a hurry.

- Yeah, and we're supposed to be waiting

for him back at the Gazette.

- That's right.

- Madden, Richie.

- Hi, Father. - Oh, hey, guys.

- Hi, Father.

- Well, I talked to Quinn,

and he's gonna stop by your house tomorrow

after school, around three o'clock.

Till then, we don't do anything.

And don't say anything about the microphones.

And, of course, don't touch 'em.

- Did you find out who put 'em there?

- Well, I found out who didn't.

The FBI, the CIA, the DEA, the NSA, the IRS, none of our three-letter bureaucracies.

How are you able to get access to all that information? I thought it was our classified.

A reporter doesn't always reveal his sources, okay?

Believe me, this information is very, very good. This particular source is totally trustworthy.

I'm telling you, Gwen, it was there.

Well, it's not there now, Farley.

It's not under Richie's bed anymore.

There's nothing in his phone, either.

I think we can stop whispering.

Someone must have gotten in here today and taken everything out.

Farley calls me on the phone.

He says, "Lieutenant, the Adlers may be in trouble."

Somebody's bugged their house.

I said hire a fumigator he says no really the house is wired somebody's really trying to do a number I said okay

Okay, I'll drop by and check it out

Why did I say that because I wouldn't kid you about something like this

Come on Quinn. They were here. I saw them with my own eyes. Oh, I believe you Farley

Quite wait just hello. Mrs. Adler. Oh, hi lieutenant. Bye lieutenant. Hi, Irene

Bye Lou

What's going on mom did the new maid what's her name Rosario she come again today

Yeah, how did you know she said she didn't finish yesterday? So I let her come today to wax the floors

I didn't have anything else for her to do after your father called. I just

Dad called

Yeah, I'm

Afraid I've got some bad news

He's not going to be able to make it this weekend.

I'm sorry.

But makes you feel any better. He feels even sorrier than I do.

You all right?

Come on, sweetheart.

It has to be her. The new maid, Rosario.

Miss Butterfield. Cat.

Don't worry. It needs a timer and a detonator before it goes off.

goes off. And one side will have a magnet on it. Oh, it'll be a very pretty explosion.

Have you studied the route that the car is taking to the hotel? Perfectly. So you can

tell your friends in Costa Vieja that as of today the opposition will be looking for a

new leader. Emil Carranza's party will no longer pose a threat to their democratic elections.

If you like it so much, Virginia, maybe I'll give you one for your birthday.

It's possible to get good health these days.

but your flowerbeds are a mess.

I'm gonna make this place look so good.

this place looks so good that you'll want to pay me for it.

Or my name isn't Jeremy.

Right.

So, what do you say?

I say you're a little young.

Well, don't think of me as young.

Think of me as low overhead.

I mean, I have no wife, no kids, nobody to support but me.

And that's how I can pass the savings on to you.

And if I don't like the job, is it free?

- Free as the sunshine.

- Free as the birds that sing in the...

- All right, all right, I get the point.

You get the job.

There's a bomb!

Go through the intersection!

We're going to have to play some cards.

- Stop, stop!

- Hold on to the vacant line.

What's going on?

Okay, stop, let's get out of here!

Everyone out of the car, fast!

Mr. Kasa, run, hurry, hurry!

Run!

- Let's go!

Hi, my name is Pepper. How are you today?

Fine. What do you want?

I'm selling cookies. Would you like to buy some?

Dear, they are so fattening. I do love them so.

Do you have any chocolate mint?

No, I'm out. But I have butter stuff.

Pinwheels?

peanut butter chocolate chip no chocolate mint sorry oh so my well

anyway come on in I'll take a couple of boxes

I'll be ten minutes, just wait for me.

Are you sure you don't have any chocolate mint in here?

I need to talk to you.

Uh, well, with some money.

The timer must have been faulty.

The blast went off a few seconds later.

You mean you failed?

Caranda's still alive?

Give me one of your uniforms, like the ones

It's like the ones you're made to wear at the hotel.

You think you can try again?

After the bombing, the security at the Oakwood Plaza

would be impenetrable.

Not if I'm in uniform.

Where are they?

No.

No, you've already jeopardized my operation.

I say you have to be in advance, because I thought you were

the one to get the job done right.

You've had your chance, Linole.

And you pass yours now, Virginia.

Give me a uniform.

I won't be threatened.

Not a threat.

This is the problem.

I won't stabilize your comfortable way of life.

As soon as I go in the building, I'll take the uniform off.

Do this for me, Virginia.

Or perhaps your blood will see the light of day.

Oh, um, sorry, dear, I've lost my appetite.

- I couldn't get through, all the hotel lines are busy.

Police said not even to come down

'cause they have it all cordoned off

and no one gets in or out

unless they're registered hotel guests.

- Well, what about Clarence?

- He was in a meeting, they wouldn't put me through.

- Well, you should have told them what was happening.

- I tried.

The officer on the phone said that I was crazy.

Said that Butterfield's been an outstanding member

of the community for years.

She's even given a lot of money to police charities.

Somebody's gotta listen to us before it's too late.

Maybe it's broken.

- No, she isn't a mercenary, she's a mercenary.

a mercenary. What's the difference? Well, a mercenary only works for money.

So? That's better than killing people for a cause?

Well, they're both insane.

- Maybe we should split.

- Tell someone about the sin.

Hello?

I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.

was supposed to attend until his plan suddenly changed.

- And then the microphones disappeared from my house.

I figured it must be my mom's new maid, Rosario.

It must be my mom's new made Rosario from the Butterfield domestic agency. That's why we're dressed like this

See we got in there to find her but her name isn't Rosario. It's Isabel. Wait a minute

I can tell this is going to provide a bold and opportunity to study the teenage mind that worked but later

From now, why don't we do something about this assassination at that hotel? Can you do something about it? I think so

I've seen awesome before.

This is really awesome.

What is the Athena Society?

Athena was a Greek goddess of war.

And of wisdom.

- Must be an egghead society.

- It is not, who said that?

Athena was the patron goddess of Athens.

Ever since the golden age of Greece,

the Athena Society has been dedicated

to the preservation of civilized life.

After all, what's civilized?

- It's an egghead society.

- I can't stand teenagers,

particularly when they make full use of their vocal cords.

- You were a teenager once.

I was not.

Who said that?

In my day, we skipped those years,

like those buildings that skip a 13th story.

Now, the enigmatic Rosario, real name, Isabel.

Any last name?

- No.

- Well, there can't be too many mercenaries

with the name of Isabel.

- Isabel Rivera, she is a mercenary, a highly paid one.

Much as I hate to admit it,

I think you were right to come here.

Signora Rivera is a very dangerous individual.

- Can we get a hard copy on that?

- Yes, I'll get you a picture, so?

- So we can drive down to the hotel and give it to Farley.

- What about the police barricade?

- It'd be too late by the time we got there.

- Maybe we should get in touch with the authorities,

the FBI, hm?

What if we get a picture of Folly right now over the phone?

- What if we could?

- May I use your computer?

Maybe I can hack something together really fast.

You know, it's just a term.

I won't break it, I promise.

Thank you.

- Be quick.

- Do you communicate synchronously or asynchronously?

- Yes, probably.

- Well, it doesn't matter, yes.

Didn't have graphics, even parody.

- Mr. Farley, Mr. Lou Farley?

- Yeah, Farley, right here.

- I've got a phone call for you, sir, Carson Marsh.

- Really?

- Yes, and he said for you

to bring your portable computer with the printer?

- Yeah, all right.

I'll be right there.

How do you know about this?

- Thank you very much.

- Okay, Carson.

No, it's Richie.

Richie?

What are you doing there?

Never mind.

There isn't time to explain.

Just listen.

One of the hotel mates, her name is Isabel Rivera.

She's the one applying the bugs in my house.

She's going to kill Carranza.

Kill Carranza.

Richie, let me talk to her.

I'm going to send you a picture, all right?

I'm going to start transmission in 15 seconds.

Alright. It's all yours.

I'm very grateful to you.

No.

- Ah, out.

- Out?

- Out, go, be gone.

Scram, split.

- Scram?

- On your way, stop off at the police station.

I'll call Lieutenant Quinn and tell him you're coming.

- What?

You're gonna have us arrested?

- Don't give me any ideas.

Just stop off and see the lieutenant.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

I know we're all still reeling from the shock of an attempt on the life of Signor Carranza

this morning.

It is sadly typical of our times that an act of terrorism be committed, and we have no

idea which end of the political spectrum it comes from.

But we celebrate the fact that our honored guest is alive and with us.

We are all anxious to hear a few words from Emil Carranza.

Many of us from the so-called third world countries

have barely entered the industrial age.

When we have time to catch our breaths

from our eternal struggles, we raise our heads

look out over the rest of the world and realize

industrial age has slowed down.

And the information age is upon us.

Telecommunications, computers, national and international

information industry, this is where true economic growth

can be realized.

Excuse me, miss, could we get some service over here?

all of us wish for prosperity.

- We've been here for half an hour

and I think we have a right to be served.

That's right, I'm talking to you,

and I know you can understand me,

and I won't put up with this kind of bias for the press.

Perhaps this young lady could explain to us

why the members of the working press have to go hungry.

I'm talking to you, Isabelle.

- Now hold it, hold it!

Isabella, it's over! Just, just grab the knife!

Get her out of here before something else happens.

Everybody can relax now.

Wow.

Oh, really, Lieutenant, I'm sure there must be some terrible mistake.

Do you realize how much money I have given over the years to various police charities?

I practically subsidized the annual Policeman's Ball.

Frankly, I can't stand the policeman's boss.

Well, at least you could have questioned me

in the comfort of my own home.

Dragging me down here like this is absolutely disgusting.

You little brat.

Luke, Janet, I'm sure this can all be explained.

Sick.

You guys, I've got to talk to you. Have a seat.

Now listen, you can't tell anybody about Carson Marsh or the Athena Society.

Why not?

Let's say if you do, next time you go there, no one will answer the door.

Well, who says they'll be next time?

Really?

Yeah.

What do we need the Athena Society for?

Besides, Mr. Marsh is rude.

- Oh, don't take that personally.

He's rude to everybody.

But when I spoke to him,

he said he thought he could use you guys from time to time.

Yeah, he said that kids are usually pretty invisible

to most people, so that could come in handy.

- Handy, huh?

- Uh-huh.

- Well, you tell him.

- Handy, your mama?

- I don't know.

Well, maybe if something came up, he could give us a call.

- Yeah, why not?

Oh, but tell him not to call on Wednesdays.

Wednesday's a bad day, I have a drum lesson.

Tuesday's out for me, man.

Tennis?

Monday's ballet.

And tell 'em not to call it night or on weekends.

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