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I thought you'd ran away...

- Mm, here. - With the bride.

Try some of that.

- Is that all I get? - Sorry.

Here, you can have this, it's the bigger half, all right?

That's really very nice.

I was looking forward to a celebration.

We'll celebrate, we'll celebrate.

You know what it is today?

Yeah, it's Saturday.

It's cause for a celebration.

Because it's Saturday we've got to celebrate?

Well, that too,

but it's our hungrieth

wedding anniversary.

Ah, don't laugh.

All right, hungrieth anniversary.

It's hundredth anniversary.

You'll never learn to speak english.

It's impossible, you know, with a lot of food

- in your mouth. - All right,

but it's just the wedding today

wasn't a hungry wedding,

you know, it was a very nice wedding.

So it's a hundred,

a hundred weddings we've shot, huh?

That's right.

You've shot a hundred brides.

Shot a hundred brides.

Is that supposed to mean that you're kind of tired

and you want to go on a vacation?

Well, a bride ought to be tired after a hundred weddings.

All right, look, I promise you,

in another week we'll go on a vacation, all right?

A vacation? Yeah.

Hm, I thought it was called a honeymoon.

Ooh.

You know enough english to hint that, don't ya?

Let's get out of here, come on.

Come on.

I'm getting 3 little too obvious.

I agree with you.

That's it now, just hold it like that.

Oh, come on, will ya, bea?

Give me a hand with the kid.

Okay. How many pictures do you have of Tony now?

A couple of thousand?

Look, I don't like to take these pictures

for free, you know.

After all, the kid should be in a day nursery

or a school or something.

- Stop it, al. - Stop what?

Don't talk to him like that.

He understands every word you said.

He's a clever, sensitive child.

How are you gonna get a picture out of him

this way anyhow?

Look, Tony, all of a sudden,

these two Indian scouts are about ten miles ahead

of the wagon train, and they come to a big woods.

And the first one speaks and he says,

"come on, bill, don't be a coward.

There's no Indians in these woods.

"Sup-sup!"

Pretty crazy white people though."

And, listen, after this festival,

when we make lots of money,

we're gonna go on a vacation.

Perhaps you can come with us, hm?

Here, take this.

Put it in his... Stop laughing now.

That's it.

Shh, shh, that's it.

Now put the little bow and arrow

in his grimy little fists.

That's right.

Hold it up.

Now, chief ants in the pants,

if you'll just hold still for a couple of seconds,

a nice photograph will be hanging

in your father's wigwam before dawn.

Look, bea, I can't do any more stills of this kid.

I'll try to do some movies from the outside.

- Oh, but you've got to. - What's the matter with you?

- Nothing, bea. - Look, you're crazy!

He's looking.

I know, but there's only one way

to get al to marry you.

You've got to make him jealous,

jealousy goes a long way.

I know, bea.

Tony, come on, help me!

No, no, I haven't really.

- Your father is crazy! - No, Tony is on my side.

- No, he's not! - Oh, yes, he is.

- He's on my side. - No, Tony goes where I do,

don't you, Tony?

That a boy.

Aw, bea, just a little one.

Oh, come on, stop it, will ya?

I'll kiss your son, but I won't kiss you.

All right, then give him one.

I head from him this morning, I'm tickled.

It means about seven or eight weeks at least, and I...

- Oh, hiya, champ. - Hi.

It's great news, Ken is working.

Yeah.

My agent called me this morning.

He booked me all over the country, straight across.

Some of the spots aren't so hot,

but it'll be good to be working again.

- That same old, tired act, huh? - Same old, tired act.

Le blip, le blop, le bloop.

Yeah, same act, that's it all right.

Beside which I have a funny habit, I like to eat.

- Why? - Oh, I don't know,

something I picked up as a kid.

Tony likes to eat too.

By the way, what are you gonna do with him?

I've been thinking about that.

I think I'll take him along cross-country.

Wouldn't you like that?

After all,

I'm all he's got, he's all I've got.

I think that's absolutely mad.

But why?

He's only 4.5 years old.

I know. He can travel.

He's ready for nursery school soon.

Besides, he needs a woman,

so I'm taking the place of his mother.

If he doesn't have me, who is he gonna have?

I really think it's mad.

I mean, he can come and stay with me if you want to.

I have room.

Then, when we get married, he can come and stay with us.

Bea, what's wrong with you? You going nuts or something?

How are you gonna take care of him

and work for me too?

Look, there's just about enough room for you

and a suitcase in that, uh,

furnished telephone booth you live in.

Lookit, Ken is right, bea.

The child should be with his father.

Okay.

Look, bea, you'll be having kids of your own soon.

Come on, Tony, huh?

- Look, uh... - Daddy wants to go home.

We got to shoot that festival in a few minutes.

- We're a little late. - All right.

Come on, bea, let's go, huh?

Come on, Tony.

I'll dress you all up as a cowboy.

How'd you like to go out to California?

- Wouldn't that be wonderful? - No.

No? Then we'll go to Dallas, Texas, first, how's that?

- Come on. - No, to play in Texas.

All right, we can play in Texas.

Oh, boy, this is heavy.

Let's get some more of those whistles, shall we?

- Come on. - Bye, Tony.

Bye, bea.

I ook

Tony will be all right no matter where he goes.

After all, Ken is his father.

We have enough headaches.

We'll have our own kids someday when we're married,

two, three, four of "em.

Even a set of twins, who knows?

One would be enough for me.

When?

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

When?

Well, what's your big hurry all of sudden?

After three years?

Tomorrow, I'm going to be 30.

I don't know what you're getting so excited about.

So tomorrow you're 30 years old.

I have a feeling that we're never

going to get married.

I have a feeling that I'm never gonna have

kids of my own.

Why can't you tell me? When?

I mean, when are we going to get married?

I told ya soon.

Three years it's been "soon."

When is soon?

I don't know, look, dear,

sometimes I really don't understand you.

So tomorrow you're 30 years old.

So what?

You're lovely, you're beautiful.

When you walk down the street, all the guys look at ya.

I don't know why you girls think only you grow old.

So I'm gonna be 35.

You don't think it's been... yeah,

you don't think it's been rough for me

the last few years shooting weddings and babies

just to get this far?

And I take care of my mother too, you know?

All my money goes for the business and for mom.

Look, honey, soon we'll be over the hump.

I got ideas.

I tell ya there's a lot of money in movies.

Everybody wants pictures of parties and weddings

and their little monsters.

Only I need a little time.

I've told you a hundred times I don't want to start anything

unless I got a few thousand dollars in the bank.

Look, bea...

Stop your crying.

I'm not crying anymore.

I ook

You know how I feel about ya.

Don't ya?

Hm?

I eave me alone.

Is a little time.

We make up and you go like that.

Okay.

Let it all out, bea, huh?

Be a plum.

I love you too.

Okay.

Let's get to that festival.

If they're so good, why don't you buy some?

I'm really starved, I'll tell you that.

Help yourself, it's better than smorgasbord, huh?

Let me tell you, Josie, these are delizioso.

Not bad.

They're worth a small fortune, huh?

I had a morning with that kid Tony, taking his pictures.

I'm telling you, I'm starved.

What happened? “Ah.

Bea always wants pictures of him.

Look, speaking about pictures,

you know I'm making this festival.

Let me take a couple of shots of you.

Oh, no, no, not now!

Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me powder my nose.

Oh, listen, I look terrible.

Al, I look terrible.

All right, just a minute, just a minute.

Oh, look at my eyes. I look like a man.

Boy, is that stuff hot.

- All right? - Yeah, all right.

- Ready? - Yeah, just a minute.

Look, uh, I can't wait all day.

I got to see bea, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye, arrivederci.

You love me?

Mm-hm.

How much?

It depends on what you do.

Just do some more of this.

Ah, that's it.

You'd like to have a Swedish masseuse around

all the time?

Of course.

I'm available uhder one condition.

What's that?

I want to have an Italian name.

- Sleepy? - Mm_

Where are we gonna go on our vacation?

Well, we better not go to Sweden

if all the girls are as pretty as you.

I ots of luck.

You're wonderful.

What is wonderful?

Me or the massage?

Somebody is knocking on the door.

Wedding or baby?

Both.

Well, let's see.

Mama?

Signora capetti.

- Buongiorno. - Buongiorno.

What happened?

What are you doing here?

I no go back.

- What's going on? - Ah, she had another fire

at Mrs. romanelli's house.

- Again? - Yeah, this is the fifth one.

Oh, mama, eh?

Yeah, it's very funny.

I wonder what Freud would say about this.

Yeah, lots of luck.

Even the firemen begin to call her by her first name.

You don't understand, bea, we've got to find someplace

for her to stay.

I'm sorry I laughed.

I suppose it wasn't really funny.

- Not to you. - Not very.

I can't have her here, you know it.

We've got to find a place for her.

Al, uh, couldn't you let her stay here

just for a couple of days?

I can take care of her.

Stay here? Are you kidding?

You should know that better than anybody else.

This is where I work.

We've got to find a place for her to stay.

Put up a bed there in the corner,

put a screen up.

Look, you don't seem to understand.

My mother gets crazy ideas.

Just a few years ago, she sunk all her money

in a plot and stone and then complained

because she didn't have an angel

to put on top of the stone.

She gets crazy ideas.

Why do you think it's so crazy if that's what she wants?

Well, yeah, but things like going to the police

and asking for social security

just 'cause her old friends had it?

- That's not crazy. - Yeah, but, you know,

you don't know whether to laugh or cry with her.

We've got to find a place for her.

You're not gonna throw her out on the street, are you?

I mean, you're gonna let her stay here

just for a couple of hours.

I mean, you're her son.

I know she's my mother.

What do you think I am anyway?

You know she can't stay here.

It'll be better for everybody.

Look, mama, that home in the Bronx,

you know the one that's run by the sisters?

We've been on their list for a long time.

Maybe today they can take us, huh?

You'll be all right up there at the home.

It's a nice, quiet place.

You'll see a lot of the old ladies

from the old neighborhood.

It's the best place we could find.

You know, try it for a little while.

Oh, bea?

Yes?

- What do you want? - Listen, come here a minute,

will ya?

Do me a favor.

I want you to go and call this home in the Bronx,

the one that's run by the sisters.

We've been on their waiting list

for a long time, and...

Well, maybe they can take us now, huh?

All right. I better go to Carlson court.

Yeah, good idea. Here it is.

Be nice to her, al.

'Cause you might not have so much more time

to be nice to her.

Here.

Watch the coffee, will you?

Okay.

Al

Are you mad about it?

Sure, I feel guilty,

I feel, you know, rotten inside.

I wish I could make you feel better.

Why? Why do you feel so guilty?

Well, it's like leaving her here.

I don't know.

I suppose other guys have done it,

but I'm leaving her here for what?

She sits around and waits to die now.

It's much better this way.

You can visit her.

She's in a lovely place.

Believe me, you couldn't have found a nicer place.

I mean, look, the water, the house, everything.

And everybody is going to be nice to her.

It's the best thing for her.

Yeah.

Mama..

- Say goodbye. - All right. Goodbye.

You like it here, no?

Si, si, si.

[Talian food, and all the old ladies

from the quartiere.

It's better for you here.

Mama, bea came to say goodbye to you.

- Goodbye, goodbye. - Bye.

"This, I am liking very much.

Look, I'm floating like a bubble.

Ouch! I've got a feeling we aren't alone in here"

what's the matter with you?

Hey...

That's an interesting-looking thing.

Where did you get that?

That's my new camera.

I didn't want to tell you about it until I tried it out.

It's beautiful

yeah.

He got himself a new camera.

Who did you rent it from?

I didn't rent it, [... 1 bought it.

- You bought it? - Yeah, that's right.

What do you mean you bought it?

I mean I bought it. Money.

How much did you pay for it?

$1,400.

- You paid cash? - Of course.

I wouldn't buy anything on time.

Al, I mean...

Why didn't you discuss it with me first?

Discuss it with you?

I ook

you think I want to shoot weddings and babies

the rest of my life? I've told you that a hundred times.

- I've heard that. - I know you've heard it.

Well, this is a professional job.

Knock his camera off his head.

Knock your camera's head off.

You're right, Tony, I could knock

every camera's head off if I had the chance.

Now I got a motor.

I don't have to wind, wind, wind all the time.

Why don't you wind yourself up?

Let's go back to reading this comic.

"All right, you mangy mutts, I've got you this time."

Look, it's my money, you know?

We're not married yet.

I can make some of my own decisions.

Well, I know we're not married yet.

Everybody on the block knows we're not married yet.

If you're gonna make your own decisions,

I'll make my decisions too.

Listen, al, I mean,

I know I can't tell you what to do with your money.

I wouldn't even do that if I were married to you.

But why didn't you discuss it with me first?

Don't you remember what you said to me last week?

You said that when we have enough money in the bank,

we'll get married.

But how are we ever gonna get enough money in the bank

if you're gonna go and buy a camera every day?

Look, my dear, you don't seem to understand something.

With this, I can make money.

With this camera, it's a professional job.

I can make at least $400 or $500 clear.

They'll pay me a thousand dollars

to make that festival

but when are we going to get...

Oh, well, it's hopeless.

Come on, let's read this thing.

Lookit, it's my money.

I wanted to buy a nice camera and I bought it.

Ho there, good sire.

Hold thy tongue, command thy temper.

Prepare thyself for a full belly.

'Tis eating time.

Which reminds me I'm very hungry.

Tony can eat anytime.

What about you, bea?

Oh, I feel like such a fool all the time.

I don't even know whether he loves me or not.

I don't believe it's one-sided.

I don't know, I really don't know.

I know that all I want is a... is a home

and a child and a husband.

I want to have stacks of dishes.

I want all the things that other women complain about.

I'm so tired of living in a rented room,

having dinners at chazz and having romantic dates.

Now all the things that I wanted to do when I was 25

I don't care a hoot about anymore.

Well, I can't go on like this anymore.

- It's impossible. - No one can.

Mm! I tell you, Josie,

these sausages are like... They're the greatest.

Glad you like 'em.

- Hey, what are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?

I'm cutting onions. What am I always doing?

Hey, did you see my new camera?

- Wow! - Isn't it a beauty?

Boy. When did you get it?

I just got it a couple days ago.

Oh, it's beautiful, al.

I can really make a film of the festival now.

- Oh, it's really something. - Hey, what's this?

That's my Italian book.

Oh, you're studying Italian, huh?

Yeah. I go to so many Italian movies

and I can't read the subtitles fast enough,

so I figured that if I could speak the language,

I wouldn't have to read 'em.

Good idea.

You know, in Italy, when you see our westerns,

they're all dubbed in Italian.

- Yeah? - Yeah, you see one of

these Indian chiefs get off his horse

and he walks over to another Indian chief and he says:

"How, sitting bull."

The other one says:

"You were there when custer goofed."

Even the horse says, "arrivederci"

look, today I want to take that picture I promised.

I got the new camera.

Al, I don't look good!

If you wait just one minute and let me put some powder on.

Will you wait this time?

I can't go through this all over again.

You've got to be ready when I come around.

The sausages were great.

Thanks a lot, huh? “All

Boy, did I get some shots today.

I don't know how I ever lived without this camera.

Hey, what's all this?

You're going someplace?

You're interested?

You'd really like to know, would you?

Yeah.

I'm leaving.

Oh, going on that vacation alone, huh?

I ots of luck.

If you want to call it a vacation.

That's a good name for it.

Ah, you don't have to hit me over the head

to tell me what's coming, I know.

- I know. - Don't feel sorry for yourself.

Here we go again.

About what?

This time, you're the one that's singing it.

Not me.

The positions have changed.

We'll get married right away, as soon as we can get

a blood test and a license.

But you know what else we're gonna do?

We're gonna take the camera back.

No more movies.

Then we're gonna bring my mother back

from the rest home so she can burn

the joint down, see?

Then, after that, we'll adopt Tony

and we'll put, uh, Ken on the payroll just for laughs,

'cause it seems lately that I can't make you laugh.

You cry all the time.

And then with the rest of all that money

that I've got in the bank,

we'll all go on a big vacation.

And if this doesn't satisfy you and my mother,

we'll buy a nice angel for her stone.

And then we'll all come back here

and shoot weddings and babies

for the rest of our lives, huh?

I ots of luck.

Are you finished?

Are you kidding, do you think you're kidding?

Or, do you kid?

Who knows, who knows.

Don't you understand that you make me feel cheap?

Don't you understand that you make me feel so cheap

I feel I am crawling most of the time?

I have no identity anymore, and I don't want it that way.

That's why I'm leaving you.

Anyhow, I don't think that it

matters one way or the other to you

whether I'm here or there,

whether I'm useful to you, of course I'm useful to you.

I can put up some pictures.

Oh, cut it out, bea, cut it out.

Cut it out!

Wha... what am I supposed to cut out?

Hm, my love?

My heart?

All the things that makes me be a woman?

Oh, it's...

Just go on and on like this.

- Tell me, if you... - I'm gonna leave,

- it's much better. - If you don't stop crying,

- I'm telling you... - I'm sorry, I don't mean...

I really try each day not to,

but it just seems to come, like...

I'll have to move to Noah's ark or something.

Anyhow,

you don't really care whether I leave or not, right?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

We'll get married, all right?

Stop, stop it, will you?

I mean, just don't insult me anymore.

Don't you wanna get married?

I said okay, let's get married, let's get married.

Well, you make me feel so cheap.

You know, I feel as if I'm crawling all the time.

Why would I want to get married to you?

You asking me that way!

What's happening to you, al?

I used to feel so brave about things.

Look, I told you we'll get married, what more,

what more do you want from me, what do you want from me?

We'll get married!

I told you that.

What else you want me to say?

It's what you wanted.

I don't know what I want.

Yes, I know what I want.

I want a man, I want a man with lots of fault.

I don't need a god, I don't need a god!

I want a man!

A husband!

A father for my children.

The way you ask me.

What happened to us?

- What's wrong with me, huh? - What happened to us?

What's wrong with you, honey, I thought

I thought you were in love with me.

I used to be.

What happened?

Well, aren't you in love with me anymore?

Don't you wanna marry me, this is the thing that

you've been askin' me for three years.

- Don't you wanna get married? - Have I been careless?

Don't you li... “Who has been most careless?

But aren't you in love with me, that's all I want.

Are you in love with me, or aren't you in love with me?

You can't separate those things.

How can I be in love with you when you don't want me?

How can I be in love with you when you don't need me,

when you don't want me as a woman?

- Oh, we're talkin'... - When you

don't want me to help you.

You wanna do everything alone!

Honey.

Not so tough, are you?

May I have your number?

Numero, uh, number.

You don't have it?

No ma'am.

Well, I'm awfully sorry, then, but you see you're not entitled

social security benefits.

Well, happy birthday, darling!

How are you?

Here you are, sweetheart, here's your nice flowers.

Happy birthday... yeah, you would hit me with that hammer, huh?

Yes, you would, yes, you would, come here.

Yes, you wanted to hit me with that hammer.

Now I know how you really love me, huh?

Yeah, rest in peace, that's the way.

Yeah, that's it.

But you have very strong toes,

- don't you? - Yes, I do.

All right, remind me to move all the hammers outta here,

even ifitis your birthday, you know.

Just great.

Put them on, my darling. Yeah.

- Put them on, my darling. - All right,

come on, 'cause we gotta go to the festival,

we got a lot of things, we got the party to plan,

- everything we have today, huh? - Grey hair.

Yes, I see the... I see the grey hair.

- Thirty years! - We'll get "em all

dyed for you, come on.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

All right, put it over there, I wanted to...

Darling.

- Have a nice piece of cake. - Everyone have a piece of cake!

Might be the last piece of cake you can have!

Now, easy now, don't cut it there.

- Hey, how are you? - Oh, I'm great.

- How are you? - So glad you could come,

you know, did you see the ring I gave bea?

Gee, it's swell to see you, you're lookin' grand.

Not so bad.

For a ten cent store.

- Hey. - Hi, Esther.

All right, can I have your attention, everybody?

Can you just sort of simmer down for a minute?

And, uh, make yourself comfortable here

'cause we're gonna have a little party.

I'd like to make a little announcement.

Today is a very special day.

And, why is it a special day?

Well, because it's, uh,

it's, uh...

Tuesday?

Oh, it's bea's birthday, of course you all know that.

And, uh, bea and I

have finally set the date,

and we're gonna get married.

So, uh, the thing that I wanna tell you about is

this week, it seems that the news leaked out

all over town because wherever I went in bars,

everybody was buying me a drink.

And, uh, I'll never forget it, I walked in the first bar,

and the guy says, "hey, al,

getting married, huh?

Met her mother yet?"

"Al,

lots of luck, huh.

You're gonna need it."

Then, uh,

"hey, al.

You're gonna take the plunge, huh?"

"Buy me a drink, it's gonna be the last time

you'll be able to."

Chow!

"Al, boy, come here, baby.

Hey, they told me that you're gonna,

you're gonna, eh?

Now, boy,

let me give you one word of advice.

Run!"

"I didn't need it.

I just wanna wish you a lot of happiness,

and a lot of joy,

and a lot of happiness."

And the moral of this story is

just what the poet said

when he said,

which we all know means,

"you don't have to be drunk to get married,

but it helps."

Now, listen.

Well, now I'd like to tell you a little story

about my friend Bob,

who's living in Italy right now.

It seems that somebody introduced him to this

beautiful Italian girl,

and she introduced him to Italian coffee,

and that in itself isn't very easy.

So, it seems that Bob was living at one end of Rome,

and the girl was living at the other end of Rome.

Well, uh, one night he took her out dancing,

and they were having a wonderful time and everything,

and finally he took her home.

And, about 1:00, I think about 1:30-2:00 in the morning...

Wait, I haven't gotten to the jokes yet.

What an audience you guys are, really.

Um, so he took her home and she has this big

coffee Espresso machine.

Great big thing.

You put coal in one end of it, I guess, and...

Wait, I haven't finished yet.

And, uh...

I haven't gotten to the jokes yet.

So, all of a sudden, this friend of mine...

I think they must have all had too much to drink.

All right, so,

how's the story go again?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, my friend Bob, yeah.

You know, the way you're laughin', uh,

I guess I just talk on and on.

I could read a newspaper for you.

Maybe the newspaper would help.

So, Bob was on there in Italy,

and he wrote me this wonderful letter

he said when he was studying Italian,

one day he walked up to this guy,

and he was trying to explain to him what the verb...

Oh, that guy again.

Well, that's the end of the stories for a while.

I'm gonna dedicate my little number

to bea.

"To bea, or not to bea."

I'm sorry, I don't hear you.

Who's speaking, please?

Oh, hello, sister.

We're having a party here.

It's so nice, but I can't hear you too well.

Just a moment, I'll get him.

Yes, sister, uh,

I think she'll show up here.

Yeah, I'll call you if she does.

Yeah, you can reach me at this number.

Thank you very much.

My mother, she's been gone

for about three, four hours,

five hours, I don't know, since after breakfast at the...

In the rest home, and the sister's

a little worried, and so am I.

What's going on here?

My mother's missing from the rest home,

and bea and I are a little concerned.

- Do we call the police? - Sure, call the police.

Honey, don't get so excited, call the police,

- of course... - I"m not excited, but I mean,

that's the simplest thing to do, no?

Now don't you worry about that.

After his, we've got to go to the festival

and shoot the whole parade at the festival.

If I don't shoot that, the whole thing...

She'll show up, I know she will.

Find her first, and then you can go to the festival.

I'll take care of everything here, you two go.

I don't know that you wanna bring Tony along.

Nice shot.

- You watch everything, will ya? - Sure.

I'm gonna change my shirt, and we'll go.

Brave Indian.

Gonna go out and hunt.

Get all your arrows together.

Hello, Mrs. capetti.

How are you?

Oh, Mrs. capetti,

you have such a lovely stone.

You don't wanna change it.

No, I don't wanna change it.

Does your son know about it?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, we can't do that, Mrs. capetti.

- No? - No.

Why don't you sit down and think it over?

Well, I see, thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Hi, Josie.

- Hi, al. - Look, have you seen my mother?

Uh-uh, only in Italian.

Um, I'm not kidding.

- Have you seen my mother? - Al, you promised you were

- gonna talk only... - All right, another day we'll...

It's the only way to help me.

I'm lookin' for my mother, you seen her?

- No, I haven't seen her, al. - All right.

I'll be back in a few minutes, if you see her,

you know, I'll be back.

Hey, Josie, did you see my mother?

No, I haven't seen her, al.

I thought you were looking for her.

What are you doing with a camera?

Well, I'm doing both, I'm looking for her,

and I gotta shoot the festival today, you know.

Bea is looking for her on the other side of the street.

Say, look, let me leave this here for

- a couple minutes, will you? - Okay, sure.

I'll be back in just a few minutes.

Okay.

All

oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, al, I'm sorry!

Oh, well, that's all that...

That's all I needed, look at that.

Oh, you think it's broken?

Oh, are you kidding?

Somebody called, my mother might be out at the cemetery,

well I might as well go out there and look for her.

Oh, I'm really in the mood for it.

- See you later. - Oh, al.

It's gotta be here someplace, I know that.

When we were kids, we used to line it up with

the empire state building, I know it's in here.

Now, let's see.

Are you sure you know where?

Sure, I'll find it.

I'll tell you I'll find it, no?

Yeah, we could ask the man at the gate.

We could ask him, but I tell you I can find it!

- Onh, here. - Why don't you go back,

and ask the man at the gate instead?

Look, I told you I can find it, no?

Listen, Tony, you know,

he thinks he knows, I don't think that he knows.

We better help him find his mama, you see.

Come on, bea, will ya?

This is no time for a picnic.

I thought you were gonna help me.

You don't need my help.

All you have to do is go down to the man at the gate,

and ask him where your father's grave is.

Oh, knock it off, will ya?

I'm in no mood for a lecture.

Why are you so touchy?

If I have done something wrong, I am sorry.

Being out here,

it really makes you feel you mustn't be careless.

You remember how happy we were this morning?

Yeah, I know, but...

I wanted this to be a special day.

- It is a special day. - Look what happened.

First, the party gets ruined.

Then my camera gets busted.

My mother gets lost.

It turned out to be a miserable day!

As I was walkin' over there, I saw a stone,

a guy died when he was 37 years old!

Everybody was tellin' him, "take your time, take your time."

Well, he's got plenty of time now.

Well, that's not gonna happen to me.

I'm not gonna waste my time.

I'm gonna make something out of myself.

I'm gonna spend the rest of my life

shooting weddings and babies.

I'm gonna do something with my life!

Well, I'm sure glad the vacation is coming up.

We can both use it.

Vacation, don't make me laugh, lots of luck.

Mama, where ya been?

We've been lookin' all over for ya.

The sisters at the home were worried about ya.

I don't go back.

Lookit, mama, don't cause me any more trouble.

Don't talk to her like that, al.

You're just hurting yourself, you're not hurting her.

Al, I don't have any Patience left.

I don't know how to help you anymore.

He still needs you, mama.

He doesn't need me.

Al, it could have been a very special day.

Take care of the ring until you know what you want.

I know what I want.

I love you.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

It could have been a very special day.

Take care of the ring until you know what you want.

I know what I want.

I love you.

Until you know what you want.

I know what I want.

It could have been a very special day.

You're just hurting yourselr.

Hello?

Oh, oh, hello, father.

No, no, I,

I'm not working today.

Oh

Photographer didn't show up, huh?

I know, yeah, I know it's important to "em.

But, father, I don't feel like doing it today, I...

All right.

All right, father, uh,

I'll be over in a few minutes, huh?

All right, bye-bye.

What's so important, al?