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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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I had no friends, no girls that hugged
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me till I got radioactive ugly.
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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I live in a dump because the rent's real low.
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I got a little pet Blobbie and he loves me so!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Now me and the boys fight against wrong though we're
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hideously deformed.
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Hey, I'm a sitting on top of the world.
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With my mop, tutu, and girl.
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Wow!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic!
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(SINGING) (IN UNISON) We're the shopping crusaders!
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We're the shopping crusaders!
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We're the shopping crusaders!
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Of that we're pretty sure of!
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TOXIE: We Crusaders were on our way back to toxic dump
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with our day supply of food.
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You can work up a real appetite being
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a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength.
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Except for Junkyard.
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He put himself on a special diet.
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[GROWLING]
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My doctor said to cut down on red meat.
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He never said anything about white bones.
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Makes sense to me.
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Fender, have a little brain food
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for your very little brain!
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TOXIE: Meanwhile, a short distance away,
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Mayor Grody had just opened up another of his money
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making scams.
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It was a stink bomb factory.
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Mayor Grody always was on the cutting edge of progress.
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To make the stink bombs, some radiation Rangers were
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throwing old tires onto a fire.
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Other rangers were burning old move films.
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And believe me, some of them were real stinkers!
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The problem was, the factory was right next door to another
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of the Mayor's money makers.
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Grody's Home for Golden Oldies.
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[COUGHING]
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Which is when we came on the scene.
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Look!
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Those poor, old codgers are being
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bombarded with secondhand smoke from the stink bomb factory.
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[GROWLING]
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Why, that's doggone unfair!
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Toxic Crusaders to the rescue!
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I'll handle this!
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Major Disaster, some ragweed, if you don't mind?
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A little ragweed is what we need.
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[SNEEZING]
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[GASPING]
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Yeah.
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Up you go, granny.
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[COUGHING]
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Oh, thank you for saving our lives.
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Now get off the lawn!
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Bad dog!
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Bad dog!
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Sometimes it ain't easy being man's best friend.
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Toxic Crusaders, it's clean up time!
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DR. BENDER: Radiation Rangers!
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I might have known.
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Let's chill out these dudes.
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Whoa, you left two of them standing, man.
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Don't play me, you're the one who goofed.
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FENDER: Did not! -At ease, Headbanger.
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I'll handle this.
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Yes!
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It's a simple 7-10 split!
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Fellas, let's fix this factory so it can no longer pollute
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our unsullied Tromaville air!
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[CHEERING]
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[HOWLING]
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Tadaa!
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Not bad, Junkyard, but watch this!
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[WALLS CRUMBLING]
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And the winners are Fender and Bender!
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(IN UNISON) Why do you think they call us Headbanger?
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Uh, oh, troops.
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Time to sound retreat!
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[SCREAMING]
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[RUMBLING]
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(IN UNISON) Hip, hip, hooray!
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[COUGHING]
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TOXIE: The kindly, old folks were
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so grateful we torn down the factory
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that they invited us to stay for dinner.
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Thanks to you, there's plenty of food to go around.
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We can use this last burning tire
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to barbecue some rice pudding!
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Yeah.
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We'll [INAUDIBLE] and then just some teeth to chew it with.
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And then afterwards, we can sit around and watch an old movie.
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I hear this one's pretty hot!
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You folks are real kind, but we wouldn't dream of taking
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the food out of your mouths.
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And especially not the teeth!
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Ew!
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Yuck!
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Bluck!
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TOXIE: Just then, who should come driving by,
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but Mayor Grody.
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Huh?
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My beautiful, profit making, stink bomb factory!
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Totally destroyed!
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What could have happened to it?
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Well, it could have burned to the ground.
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Or it could have been blown over by the wind.
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Or it could have been in an earthquake.
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But it was none of the above.
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We Toxic Crusaders knocked it down because it
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was polluting the air.
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Emitting dangerous hydrocarbons into our atmosphere.
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Which just plays havoc with the plant life.
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Just ain't nothing to what it does to my-- a-- allergies.
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[SNEEZING]
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You haven't heard the end of this
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and you haven't seen the end of me.
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Yes, we have, dude, and it's not a pretty sight.
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TOXIE: That's when Mayor Grody decided
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to call on that Smogulan ambassador and all
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around that bad guy, Doctor Killemoff.
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Killemoff, you got to help me get rid of them
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Then you'll be free to pollute Tromaville
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to your heart's content.
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Hm.
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That's right.
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And then I can bring in my hoards of Smogulan countrymen.
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And countrywoman.
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Don't forget the country women.
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Grody, you've got a deal.
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As you earthlings say, one hand washes the other.
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You're in luck, Grody!
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I have a scheme for disposing of the Toxic Crusaders
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that we haven't tried yet.
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You say you want a truck that's rugged, yet comfortable, huh?
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Luxurious, yet the basic.
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Cheap, yet expansive.
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Powerful, yet weak.
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Fast, yet slow.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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And most of all, it's gotta be big!
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How about this two ton, two tow job.
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Isn't she a beauty?
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Even bigger!
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Oh, well, this one?
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Bigger!
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Well, all right then.
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This one!
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Let me explain.
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We're looking for a truck that's capable of crushing,
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and crunching, and mangling, and squashing
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a shack, along with all of its occupants, to a pulp.
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Oh!
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A recreational vehicle!
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Why didn't you say so?
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Gents, I've got just what you're looking for.
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It was owned by a little, old lady who only drove
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it in destruction derbies.
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So what do you think of this baby?
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DR. KILLEMOFF: It's perfect.
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We'll take it.
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A wise decision.
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Would you like to have it gift wrapped?
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No thanks.
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We prefer to deliver it ourselves.
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[LAUGHING]
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BONEHEAD: I'll drive
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(SINGING) Oh, the ankle bone's connected to the knee bone.
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The knee bone's connected to the leg bone.
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TOXIE: Meanwhile, at the toxic dump,
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Junkyard was laying in a store of bones for the winter
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when he suddenly came across something.
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JUNKYARD: Wh-- well, what do you know!
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What have we got here?
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[GROANING]
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Whatever it is, it's darn heavy!
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Well, I'll be doggone!
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It's a car.
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Kind of.
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Well, fellas, what do you think?
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Whoa!
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Wheels.
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I can truly dig it!
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You're too late.
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Junkyard already dug it, although why he did,
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I'll never know.
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Fellows, I just thought of something.
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We could rebuild this thing and turn
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it into a free cab service.
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Right.
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And help all those less fortunate citizens
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of Tromaville who can't drive.
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Yes, like sick people who are confined to their beds.
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Or teenagers who've been grounded.
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Or scofflaws whose cars have been towed away.
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Or short folks whose feet don't reach the pedals!
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Why, we could go on for hours!
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I think we just did.
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TOXIE: With all of us pitching in,
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pretty soon our cab was starting to take shape!
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Unfortunately, it wasn't in the shape of a cab,
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but we couldn't afford to be fussy.
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I think I got the engine working.
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
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[SCREAMING]
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All right!
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A perfect fit.
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These are the only tires I could find, Toxie.
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One from a car, one from a truck, one from a bicycle,
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and one from a kiddie car.
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I chased them all personally.
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Like I said, we couldn't afford to be fussy.
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Even mom pitched in!
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An old couch!
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This will make a great backseat for a great backseat driver!
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TOXIE: Finally, it was finished.
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And we were ready for the big unveiling!
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Like, ready, man?
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Set, go!
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Oh!
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[CHEERING]
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Hm.
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There's something familiar about this thing.
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Naturally, darling boy.
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It's got your face.
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[WHEEZING]
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But it's got my nose!
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TOXIE: Bender created a special fuel,
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made from a combination of garbage and septic ground
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swill for the cab to run on.
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
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Then it blows it out its exhaust in the form of sweet smelling,
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life giving oxygen. Now it was time to give our car a name.
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Everybody had a different suggestion.
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How about Spot?
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Or General MacArthur?
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Or Shnozola?
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Or Garibaldi?
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Or just plain, old Baldy!
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Forget it!
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I've already got the name.
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We'll call it, Toxi-Cab!
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[WHEEZING]
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Toxi-Cab?
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No, no.
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I don't like that.
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No, no, no.
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I don't like it.
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[SNORTING]
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On second thought, I love it!
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Totally perfecto-moniker!
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It has a certain bite to it.
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Top notch choice.
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Then Toxi-Cab it is!
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[WHEEZING]
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Wow, boss, this thing is humongous.
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I needed something to make up for your mini size brains
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because you to yutzes are going to drive it
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to the Tromaville dump and crush the Toxic Crusaders once
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and for all!
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We are?
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And it's only the beginning.
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From there, we'll start crushing all over the world.
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Sounds like fun, but how do we get way up there?
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Simple.
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[SCREAMING]
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Ow!
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Now practice driving that thing.
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Right, boss!
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No!
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No, no, no, no!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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[COUGHING]
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Do you suppose this is some sort of poetic payback
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from my always playing dirty?
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TOXIE: We let mom have the privilege of test
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driving the Toxi-Cab out of respect for her age
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and her tender gender.
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Mostly because she was the only one who had a driver's license.
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Way to go, Toxie's mom!
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Put the pedal to the metal!
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Yeah!
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Feel that latex substance obtained from the sap
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of a tropical tree!
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TOXIE: It was then that we learned a painful lesson
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about the Toxi-Cab.
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[CRASHING]
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It was a convertible.
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[WHINING]
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At least it was painful for poor Toxi-Cab.
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We also learned that because Toxi-Cab had spent years
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buried in that toxic ooze, it had develop
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certain mutant abilities.
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Like avoiding potholes.
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That afternoon, I planned a real, romantic surprise.
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Boy, Yvonne won't believe it when I take her
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for a spin in our new Toxi-Cab.
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Whoa, Toxman, here she comes now.
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Must you always be such a snitch?
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Now remember, fellas, not a word about the Toxi-Cab.
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Don't worry, Toxie.
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Our lips are zipped.
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We'll keep your secret, no matter
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how much she noses around!
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[SNEEZING]
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DR. BENDER: Gesundheit.
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Oh, darn, I wanted to surprise you!
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You, too?
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Man, what a coincidence!
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Idiot!
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Is there something going on I should know about?
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00:13:01,063 --> 00:13:03,849
No, something you shouldn't know about.
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00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,569
You see, I-- da-- da-- oo-- oops!
326
00:13:06,569 --> 00:13:09,104
Toxie, what is going on here?
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We-- we-- we-- yeah, bu-- bu-- I can't tell you.
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How dare you keep secrets from me!
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00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,814
Well, you see-- I-- I-- that is-- uh, well, um--
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Well, if that's the way you feel, goodbye!
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TOXIE: Yvonne was so upset, she went to visit Madame Gazonga,
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the locally franchised gypsy of the nationwide chain
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of fortune telling parlors.
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So before we begin, you want I should talk
335
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like the way I'm talking now?
336
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,454
Or do you wish me to speak like Zsa Zsa Gabor?
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That costs $3 extra.
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00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:48,861
I really prefer the accent, but I gotta count my pennies.
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Whatever you say, lady.
340
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OK.
341
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,097
So what's on your mind?
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00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,750
My boyfriend, Toxie, is acting real peculiar
343
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and I want to know why.
344
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,469
All right.
345
00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:01,874
Let's see what the old crystal ball shows.
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00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:02,858
Oh!
347
00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:04,360
I see the problem.
348
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,262
The guy found a new interest.
349
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,899
She looks to be like about a 20 year old model
350
00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:13,269
with a really classy chassis.
351
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[GASPING]
352
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:14,887
So that's it!
353
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,640
He's found another lady!
354
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,974
Oh, no, no!
355
00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,109
She's no lady!
356
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She's a-- -Stop!
357
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:22,611
Don't say it.
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I don't want to hear it.
359
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:28,667
And I thought people in Brooklyn were weird.
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[CRYING]
361
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:31,470
TOXIE: Poor Yvonne.
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00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,573
She mistakenly thought I'd fallen for another woman.
363
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:35,975
No!
364
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Men, you can't trust them as far as you can throw 'em.
365
00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:41,263
I think there's a song in that.
366
00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:44,016
And it goes something like this.
367
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:48,120
(SINGING) Oh, you can't trust a man as far as
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00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,555
you can throw him.
369
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,424
And you just can't ever throw him far enough.
370
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,244
First, he'll tell you there's not other,
371
00:14:55,244 --> 00:14:58,230
then he'll dump you for another!
372
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,400
He'll be gone before the going gets tough!
373
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,201
Oh!
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00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,643
Baby!
375
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,412
TOXIE: That evening, I pulled up at Yvonne's house to take her
376
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,831
for a surprise ride, but instead, I
377
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was the one who was surprised!
378
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,306
It was a goodbye note with no forwarding address!
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00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:25,658
YVONNE: Dear Toxie, au revoir.
380
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,458
Adios.
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00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,259
Arrivederci.
382
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:31,513
Auf Wiedersehen.
383
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,349
And a lot of other words that begin with the letter, A.
384
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,218
I never want to see you again!
385
00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:39,088
Love and kisses, Yvonne.
386
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,189
Oh, no!
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[MOTOR SPUTTERING]
388
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:49,281
TOXIE: Good, old Toxi-Cab came in real handy for the
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housebound folks of Tromaville.
390
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,535
We used it for just about everything.
391
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,104
From delivering groceries to shut
392
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ins, to dropping kids off at school,
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00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:04,630
to taking pets to the vet.
394
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,999
[DOGS BARKING]
395
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:10,786
To driving little, old ladies to bingo games
396
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:14,940
and driving little old men to the little old ladies.
397
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,443
As for me, I was too worried about Yvonne
398
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:18,861
to join in the fun.
399
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:22,264
Oh, maybe she was in some kind of trouble!
400
00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:24,566
I was one, sad sack of toxic turf!
401
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,036
If it wasn't for Mop and Blobbie,
402
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:29,838
I don't know what I would have done.
403
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:32,041
[NOSE BLOWING]
404
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,943
Meanwhile, in the Tromaville City Hall,
405
00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:37,212
Mayor Gordy was also suffering.
406
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:40,966
Killemoff, what's taking so long with your plan?
407
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:44,620
That non-profit taxi cab those Crusaders are operating
408
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,305
is cutting into my profits!
409
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,941
Ah, Grody, what are you blabbering about?
410
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,577
All those good deeds they're doing free,
411
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,413
I used to charge those old pieces for!
412
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,166
Your troubles will soon be over.
413
00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:01,403
The Crusader Crusher is on its way to Tromaville now!
414
00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:04,556
All right, Boathead, drive it on board.
415
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,407
OK, boss.
416
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:08,110
We're ready to roll!
417
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,096
[ENGINE STARTING]
418
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:17,252
I thought this sort of thing only happened in cartoons.
419
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,871
TOXIE: Back at the toxic dump, my mind
420
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,507
was still on Yvonne when the Crusaders returned
421
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,275
from doing their good deeds.
422
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,610
Come on, Toxie.
423
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,980
Let's drive over to the baseball field and look for diamonds.
424
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,149
No, you fellas go without me.
425
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,351
I'm too upset about Yvonne missing.
426
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,469
Poor Toxie!
427
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,288
This Yvonne thing has hit him like a ton of bricks.
428
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,340
2000 pounds is more like it.
429
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:41,977
Like I've always said, love is for the dogs.
430
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,997
TOXIE: Doctor Killemoff hadn't given up yet.
431
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,133
He was still determined to crunch us Crusaders.
432
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,435
Neat idea, huh?
433
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:52,971
Flying us in for a sneak air attack!
434
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,324
Yeah, but what if someone touches the wrong button
435
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,859
and we get dropped?
436
00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,260
Don't be stupid!
437
00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,895
Which button is going to do that?
438
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:00,729
I don't know.
439
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:04,316
It could be eenie, meenie, minie, or even mo here--
440
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,102
[SCREAMING]
441
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:16,829
TOXIE: I found myself in downtown Tromaville
442
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,299
where Yvonne and I had spent so many happy hours together.
443
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,017
It was pure torture.
444
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:26,688
Everywhere I looked, I saw her face before me.
445
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,906
I couldn't escape it.
446
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,542
She was everywhere.
447
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,027
I was at the breaking point.
448
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,681
I knew I needed professional help.
449
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,666
Suddenly, there it was!
450
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:41,003
Madame Gazonga's fortune telling parlor.
451
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:43,472
[SNORING]
452
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:44,957
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
453
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,910
[WHEELS CRUSHING]
454
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,133
Hey!
455
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,417
Fellas!
456
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:59,438
We're under attack by Bonehead and Psycho driving the biggest
457
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,623
truck I've ever seen!
458
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:04,743
How come my dog house is always the first thing to go?
459
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,716
Don't sweat it, troops!
460
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,568
We'll counter attack with our own combat vehicle.
461
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,619
Stop that truck!
462
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,510
[CAR WHEEZING]
463
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:24,746
Oh, fine.
464
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,216
Hey, desertion in the face of danger.
465
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:28,367
Bummer, dudes.
466
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,653
Instead of a checkered cab, we've got a chicken cab.
467
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,272
Fellas, looks like we're going to have
468
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,941
to handle this thing ourselves.
469
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,710
Everywhere I look, I see my girlfriend's face.
470
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,245
It's horrible!
471
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,431
Look, there it is now!
472
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,734
(SINGING) Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.
473
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:46,535
Oh, you're right.
474
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,620
It is horrible!
475
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,421
Yvonne!
476
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,439
You came back!
477
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,392
But not for you, you two timer!
478
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,745
I forgot to pick up my laundry at the Bowl and Fold next door.
479
00:19:56,745 --> 00:20:00,399
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get a life.
480
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,669
I hope you and your new found happiness will be happy.
481
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:04,953
New found happiness?
482
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,388
What new found happiness?
483
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:11,443
You know, the one with the classy chassis.
484
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,928
[CAR SCREECHING]
485
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:13,929
[BEEPING]
486
00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:15,330
You mean the Toxi-Cab here?
487
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,165
Your new love is a car?
488
00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:20,235
That's what I tried to tell you, lady.
489
00:20:20,235 --> 00:20:22,170
Huh?
490
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,106
[WHEELS SCREECHING]
491
00:20:24,106 --> 00:20:24,907
Hm.
492
00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:26,625
Boys and their toys.
493
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,211
TOXIE: Back at our dump, sweet dump, the battle
494
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,662
wasn't going too well!
495
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,015
Sound retreat, men!
496
00:20:33,015 --> 00:20:34,283
[HORN SQUEAKING]
497
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,668
I hate to say it, fellas, but it looks like the end
498
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,737
of the Toxic Crusaders.
499
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,606
Not so fast, amigos!
500
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,824
Scope out who's coming!
501
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:43,809
JUNKYARD: Well, dog my cat!
502
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,078
It's Toxi-Cab.
503
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,364
NO-ZONE: So that's why he drove off, to bring back
504
00:20:49,364 --> 00:20:51,500
our fearless leader, Toxie!
505
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,835
And all this time we thought he was a yellow cab!
506
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,857
Toxie, are we glad to see you!
507
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:03,528
That huge truck is about to crush our shack to smithereens!
508
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,197
Whatever smithereens are.
509
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,649
Me and Toxi-Cab will handle the truck.
510
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:10,085
You fellas take care of the Radiation Rangers.
511
00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:11,687
It's moments like this that make me
512
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,122
proud to be a Toxic Crusader.
513
00:21:14,122 --> 00:21:17,643
Under Toxie's inspired leadership, how can we lose?
514
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,529
It's moments like this that make me proud to work
515
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,431
for Doctor Killemoff!
516
00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:25,500
Under his inspired leadership, how could we lose?
517
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,226
Ah ha!
518
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,945
It's weeds we needs!
519
00:21:36,945 --> 00:21:39,898
[RAY BLASTING]
520
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:42,868
Cowabunga!
521
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,790
[SCREAMING]
522
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:52,728
(IN UNISON) Toxic Crusaders rule!
523
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,913
TOXIE: Doctor Killemoff was pretty
524
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,015
upset about losing his truck.
525
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,234
You bubble brained idiots!
526
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,838
Losing a Crusader Crusher is nothing to be sneezed at.
527
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:05,891
Sorry, boss.
528
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,826
[SCREAMING]
529
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,362
[CRASHING]
530
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,163
(IN UNISON) Gesundheit!
531
00:22:13,715 --> 00:22:16,802
(SINGING) (IN UNISON) We're the Toxic Crusaders!
532
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,304
Oh, we're the Toxic Crusaders!
533
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:22,507
Oh, we're the Toxic Crusaders!
534
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Of that we're pretty sure of.
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Bee, doo, bee, doo, bee, doo, be, doo!
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Pretty sure of.
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