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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I had no friends, no girls would hug me
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until I got radioactive ugly.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I live in a dump cause the rent's real low.
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Got a little pet Blobbie, and he loves me so.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Now me and the boys fight against wrong, though we're
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hideously deformed.
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Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world.
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With my mop, tutu, and girl.
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Whoa!
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic!
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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NARRATOR: It all started when the Toxic Crusaders were
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getting some well-deserved playtime with a friendly game
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of football.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Ouch!
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Woah, dude.
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That was my hand that got bit,
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Sorry.
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It's your call.
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That's better.
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Yow!
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Woah.
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Woah.
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Toxie!
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What is it?
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My Tromatons are signaling that something evil is nearby.
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Jeepers.
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And I was hoping it was my new perfume.
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No, Yvonne.
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This is something even worse.
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Uh-oh, what have we here?
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It's some kind of insect.
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Maybe it's a free sample of a new product, Bug in a Bag.
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In which case--
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[SCREAMING]
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Speaking of bugs, Czar Zosta, ruler of Smogula,
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was driving Doctor Killemoff buggy.
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Killemoff, I'm sick and tired of your ineptitude
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when it comes to handling the Toxic Crusaders.
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Do you have any idea how many times you've screwed up?
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I'm not an accountant, your larva-ship.
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I'm a ruthless interplanetary invader.
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Not anymore you're not.
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Your replacement should be arriving momentarily.
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You're replacing me with a bag of garbage?
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Not garbage, GarBage.
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General GarBage to you.
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Yeah, don't worry boss, I'll get
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rid of this talking termite.
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A talking termite, am I?
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[SCREAMING]
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Now that's a ruthless interplanetary invader.
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Killemoff, from now on, GarBage is in charge.
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But Your High and Mightiness.
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Don't argue with me, Killemoff.
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Just follow orders.
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Ooh, I've got to be holographing off now.
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I'm taking my wife to the movies tonight.
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Don't want to miss the cartoon.
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Killemoff, you fouled up again.
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That's why I'm taking over this operation.
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What operation is that, General?
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As if I didn't already know.
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The most frightening, blood-curdling
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plan I've ever conceived.
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The invasion of the biddy snatchers.
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Even as we speak, hundreds of my crack infiltrators
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are arriving in Tromaville, each one individually
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sealed for your protection.
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Each infiltrator will take a nip of a sweet
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little grey-haired grandmother.
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You bug, skidaddle.
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Ow!
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You bit me!
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It will then genetically duplicate the old biddy,
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creating a perfect clone.
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Except for the four arms.
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The system still has a few bugs in it.
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Oh, my stars [INAUDIBLE].
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And that, Killemoff, is my plan in a nutshell.
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In a nutshell is where it belongs.
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But why little old ladies, General?
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Think about it.
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Who would ever suspect some sweet,
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blue-haired grandmother is actually
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a Smogulan infiltrator!
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I hate to admit it.
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It's an old trick.
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But it just might work.
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Your job is to make sure that the windows of every old lady
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in town are broken so that my infiltrators can
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enter their homes and become their clones.
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Yeah, yeah, we'll take care of it.
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Until I can figure out a way to take care of of you.
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Just think.
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Soon my biddies will control the cities.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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Yeah, yeah, big deal.
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While all this was going on, I was
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at Mom's house for our regular Wednesday
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night dinner and lecture.
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Toxie, darling, don't slurp your soup.
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And sit up straight.
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You'll grow all crooked.
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Mom.
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I'm hideously deformed, remember?
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That's no excuse for bad posture.
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Uh oh, there go my Tromatons.
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Something evil is afoot.
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Whatever it is, it can wait.
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First you'll eat something, and then you'll save the world.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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All right, only 212 more houses to go!
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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What was that noise, darling?
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There's a humongous rock in my soup.
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All right, so I'm not the greatest cook in the world.
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No, Mom, someone tossed it in through the window.
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Now why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
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I don't know.
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But I have a feeling it has something
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to do with the main plot of this story.
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I was right, because at the very moment,
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Bonehead and Psycho were breaking
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all the windows at the Biddy City Retirement Village.
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Thanks for the great dinner and the nagging, Mom.
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I'll come by and fix your window tomorrow.
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Bring lots of band-aids.
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You know what a klutz you are.
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Children.
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They fill your life with joy.
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Hm.
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This reminds me, I haven't made matzah balls in ages.
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No wonder my Tromatons were acting up.
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Little did I realize that my very own mom was
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about to be the next victim of the invasion
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of the biddy snatchers.
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Oy!
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Tomorrow when Toxie comes to fix the window
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I'll ask him to bring some of Junkyard's flea powder.
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Huh?
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Where did you come from?
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And where did you buy that dress?
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No!
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Stop!
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Ah!
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Mom was being carried off on her own clone.
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The only good part was, I couldn't make out
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a single word she was saying.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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General GarBage's plan was right on schedule.
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All over Tromaville, his infiltrator clones
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were carrying their innocent biddy victims
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to a place of unspeakable evil, Mayor
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Grody's office at City Hall.
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Aha!
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My infiltrators have arrived, and right on schedule.
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Pay attention, Killemoff.
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You're about to see a group of tough, highly-disciplined
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troops in action.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm not your mom, you fat, sweaty, wart-faced pug.
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That's funny.
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You sound just like her.
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I'm your mom, you fat, sweaty, wart-faced pug.
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I can't believe you let them treat
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your poor old mother like this.
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I told you to move to Florida.
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Grody, you bum.
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When my son Toxie hears about this,
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he'll tattoo his tutu all over your tumtum.
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Forget it, darling, you're wasting your breath.
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Enough of this.
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Lock up your originals and report back here for briefing.
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More schlepping?
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Oy!
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And this one weighs a ton.
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Just do as you're told.
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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Troops, it's time for Operation Kvetch.
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Now get out there and nag, criticize and complain.
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I want this town cleared in 48 hours.
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Now get moving.
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General, darling, couldn't we stop
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for some Danish and coffee, hm?
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The answer is no.
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Now forward!
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March!
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Left.
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Left.
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I left my kids [INAUDIBLE].
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Right.
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Right.
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[INAUDIBLE] right.
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There, Killemoff.
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After a couple of days of nonstop whining,
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Tromaville will be ripe for a Smogulant invasion.
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Yeah, but what if the Toxic Crusaders'
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strange mutant abilities let them defeat the infiltrator
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bugs and the real biddies bust out of jail
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and kick butt on the fake biddies.
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Killemoff, what is this blisterhead babbling about?
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Ignore him, General.
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I always do.
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And see where it's gotten you.
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Talk about bad timing.
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Mother's Day was coming up.
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And since none of them had mothers of their own,
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Yvonne and the guys were sitting around discussing
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what to get my mom.
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I think flowers would be nice.
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And upset Tromaville's delicate ecological balance?
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Oh-ho, no way.
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How about a couple of cases of raw hot dogs?
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It's a gift that keeps on giving.
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I know.
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We'll buy her an encyclopedia.
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Forget it, dude.
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She's too old to ride any kind of cycle.
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Hi, Yvonne.
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What brings you to the toxic dump?
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I just came over to help the boys pick out a Mother's Day
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gift for your mom.
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Did you say-- [STAMMERING]
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Toxie!
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What's going on?
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Yeah, what's shaking?
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I mean besides you.
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Thanks, mop.
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I needed that.
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What happened to you, Toxie?
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I don't know.
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When I heard the word M-O-M. I went into full Tromaton alert.
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Which means--
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That something awful has happened to Mom.
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See.
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It happens every time I say the word Mo-- [STAMMERING].
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Right.
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We get to the point.
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Let me say it another way.
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Fellas, you-know-who is in serious trouble.
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I must go find her.
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Toxie, while you're looking for you-know-who,
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keep an eye out for Mom!
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[STAMMERING]
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Teeheehee! Oops.
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Sorry.
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Meanwhile, the infiltrator clones
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began driving the good people of Tromaville
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out of the city with their constant nagging.
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You snore like a hippopotamus with a sinus condition.
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Not only that, but you dropped crumbs all over the carpet.
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No one was safe from the endless nagging,
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not even Lloyd and his family.
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--[INAUDIBLE], is it too much to ask that you feed
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my grandchildren a proper diet?
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Nutrition is very important.
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A five-year-old can't live on junk food and television,
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you know.
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It looked like Operation Kvetch was a complete success.
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Soon there'd be no one left to defend
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Tromaville against invasion but the Toxic Crusaders.
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Well gentlemen, it looks like Operation
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Kvetch is a complete success.
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Soon there'll be no one left to defend Tromaville
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against our invasion.
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Except the Toxic Crusaders.
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The who?
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The Toxic Crusaders.
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A group of hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size
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and strength.
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Ah, they're no match for my highly-trained infiltrators.
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Mayor Grody, I need a roadblock.
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Aye, aye, General.
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You came to the right place.
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He wants a blocked road, not a blockhead.
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Rah!
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One day I'm gonna rip your android head off
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and use it for a bowling ball.
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Believe me, you'll never miss it.
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Mop and I were on the way to-- you-know-who's house
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to check things out when suddenly
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here came Mayor Grody's limo, and headed straight for me!
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Young man, you're in big trouble.
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You mean aside from being a toxically-disfigured mutant?
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Worse.
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As the head of the Biddy Committee
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to Keep Tromaville Pretty, you and the other Toxic Crusaders
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have been declared too ugly to be allowed
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to live within the city limits.
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What exactly does that mean?
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It means you and your toxically-mutated friends
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are being deported.
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Eh, I guess it could be worse.
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To Siberia.
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No it couldn't.
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[MOP WHIMPERING]
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My mom's on that committee.
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I bet if she were here she'd have
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something to say about this.
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You're darn right she would.
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Mom!
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What happened to you?
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You grew two more arms.
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So?
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What's the big deal?
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One year when you were little you grew two more feet.
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Mom, tell me you don't want me to leave.
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Siberia is that way.
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Now get going.
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OK, Mom.
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If that's what you really want, I'll go.
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This is so sad.
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I think I'm going to cry.
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Good thing there's a commercial coming up
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so I can blow my nose.
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After Mom broke my heart, I had to go back to the toxic dump
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and break a few of my own.
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Siberia?
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That's what Mom said.
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And you know me, I never disobey my mom.
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After that came the saddest thing I ever had to do,
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say goodbye to my girlfriend Yvonne.
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Hi, Yvonne.
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Bye, Yvonne.
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Jeepers, that was a short visit.
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This isn't a visit, Yvonne.
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It's goodbye.
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The Toxic Crusaders have to move to Siberia.
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00:13:23,452 --> 00:13:25,404
It's some new law about us being too ugly.
345
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How cruel!
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00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,742
With all those biddies driving everyone out of Tromaville,
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it's gonna be awful dead around here.
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Maybe I'll leave town, too.
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Hey, I got an idea!
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00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:38,851
Why don't you come to Siberia with us?
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Nah.
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It wouldn't work for my songwriting career.
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Nothing rhymes with Siberia, except hysteria.
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Now Miami, there's a great town to write songs about.
355
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You've got your sammy and your hammy and mammy,
356
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not to mention clammy and Alabammy.
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And in a stretch, salammi.
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So there it was.
359
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:05,344
I was going to Siberia, but my heart was on its way to Miami.
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Blast it!
361
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:10,533
General GarBage's crackpot plan is actually working.
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00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,552
People are leaving Tromaville in droves.
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00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,104
You should be happy, boss.
364
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,223
We've been trying to clear out Tromaville
365
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,058
for this entire series.
366
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,477
Yes, but we were supposed to do it,
367
00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:23,729
not some one-shot guest villain.
368
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,530
Yeah.
369
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,766
If General GarBage succeeds, we're out of a job.
370
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,003
I never thought I'd say this, but we
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00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,906
need the Toxic Crusaders.
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00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:34,740
Ew.
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00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,841
Gross.
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Forget it.
375
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,845
Toxie's mom's clone kicked them all out of Tromaville.
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00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,363
They're moving to Siberia.
377
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:42,448
Ew.
378
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,816
Grosser.
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00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,202
I'll never understand why that hideously deformed creature
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of superhuman size and strength always listens to his mother.
381
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,828
I want you to bring the Toxic Crusaders to Island City.
382
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,214
If we're going to defeat GarBage and his army of biddies,
383
00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:00,282
we'll need their help.
384
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,671
Finally, it was time of go.
385
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:09,291
We were all kind of down in the dumps about leaving the dump.
386
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:11,760
Oh it sure is sad leaving this whole place.
387
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,563
I've got a lot of memories buried here.
388
00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:15,831
Me too.
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00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,802
Only mine are bones, and I didn't have time to dig 'em up!
390
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:21,053
Chin up, Crusaders.
391
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,739
Siberia is a place filled with dumps, and one of them
392
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has our name written all over it.
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00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:30,663
We still couldn't believe it, after all we'd
394
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done for the town, we were being deported just for being ugly.
395
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,636
Ferry now leaving for Siberia.
396
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,939
All aboard!
397
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,573
You wait til these jerks find out we're
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00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,726
taking them to Island City instead.
399
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:44,526
Yeah.
400
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,996
Are they in for a big surprise.
401
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,464
Oh, Toxie.
402
00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,382
What if I want to call you or something?
403
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,484
Do they have phones in Siberia?
404
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,385
I doubt it.
405
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,637
But don't worry, Yvonne.
406
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,271
I'll keep in touch somehow.
407
00:15:56,271 --> 00:15:58,307
Do you think we could have some stirring music?
408
00:15:58,307 --> 00:16:00,326
Why certainly, Toxie.
409
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,110
No, not you.
410
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I mean background music.
411
00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:04,913
[MUSIC PLAYING]
412
00:16:04,913 --> 00:16:06,281
Thanks.
413
00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:09,568
Yvonne, one day I'll return to Tromaville and change
414
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:13,105
that anti-ugly law and get rid of Mom's extra arms,
415
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:16,792
and also turn off the bathtub-- which I think I forgot to do.
416
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:17,843
Goodbye, Yvonne.
417
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,215
So long, Toxie!
418
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:28,704
If you ever move to a city that rhymes, call me.
419
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:31,156
It was a voyage full of surprises.
420
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,076
The first surprise was finding out that Siberia is only
421
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,011
10 minutes from Tromaville.
422
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,780
Next stop, Siberia.
423
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,666
All ashore that's going to shore.
424
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,203
Dr. Killemoff, what are you doing in Siberia?
425
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,790
This is Island City, you dodo.
426
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:51,844
Toxic Crusaders, I have a proposition for you.
427
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,596
Defeat General GarBage's infiltrators,
428
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,282
and you can return to Tromaville.
429
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,384
Honest?
430
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,819
Cross my fingers and hope to die.
431
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:01,904
Yeah!
432
00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:02,838
-Yes! -All right!
433
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:03,639
Way to go!
434
00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:05,657
But a strange thing was happening
435
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,560
at Tromaville City Hall.
436
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,412
Mona, take a letter.
437
00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:12,398
Um, how's this one?
438
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,565
Fine.
439
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,883
Now send it airmail.
440
00:17:17,486 --> 00:17:18,387
There.
441
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,005
That must have been exhausting.
442
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:20,806
Here.
443
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,276
You'd better sit down for awhile and catch your breath.
444
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:29,965
Oh, Mr. Mayor, you certainly are an understanding employer!
445
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,184
While Grody and Mona were playing kissyface,
446
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,336
there was a jailbreak in the works.
447
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:36,939
And it was being pulled off by my very own mom!
448
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:37,856
OK, girls.
449
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,842
No [INAUDIBLE] in sight.
450
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,310
Let's make a break for it.
451
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,746
The last one to leave turns out the lights.
452
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:46,582
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
453
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,586
A biddy break?
454
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,870
No, ladies!
455
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,305
Back in your cells!
456
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,256
You too, Mom.
457
00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:55,758
Outta my way, sonny.
458
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,242
Or I'll kick ya.
459
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,782
Now that my mother's an escaped felon,
460
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:08,637
I guess I can kiss my reelection goodbye.
461
00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:11,140
By the time we got back to Tromaville,
462
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,925
all the citizens had fled.
463
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,593
The place was a ghost town.
464
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,978
The perimeter is all clear, troops.
465
00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,212
Not an infiltrator clone in sight.
466
00:18:17,212 --> 00:18:18,380
[WAR CRIES EMERGING FROM DISTANCE]
467
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,468
Uh-oh!
468
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,652
It's an ambush.
469
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,491
Shouldn't we be fighting back, Toxie?
470
00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:30,626
No way, Major Disaster.
471
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,162
We can't hit little old ladies, even if they
472
00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:34,613
aren't little old ladies.
473
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,899
Maybe you can't, Toxie, darling.
474
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:38,851
But we sure can.
475
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,052
Mom?
476
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,655
I'll teach you to hit my baby boy, you old bag.
477
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,290
You old bug.
478
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,760
If I've got bunions, you've got bunions.
479
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,431
That's what you get for wearing my dress.
480
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,400
But then the weirdest thing of all happened.
481
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,201
OK, ladies.
482
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,621
Let's nuke 'em with our blue henna hairspray.
483
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:03,458
Ready, aim, spray!
484
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,345
[SHRIEKING]
485
00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:11,650
The infiltrator clones shrunk back into little bugs.
486
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,901
How humiliating.
487
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,572
We hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size and strength
488
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,724
rescued by Mom and her friends.
489
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,243
Well your mother won't be able to help you now.
490
00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:24,146
Charge!
491
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,917
Radiation Rangers!
492
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,436
Now those dudes we can handle.
493
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,439
Toxic Crusaders, it's clean-up time.
494
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,142
[MUSIC PLAYING]
495
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:42,080
Now it's our turn to charge!
496
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,867
On the trees, commence firing!
497
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,522
Junkyard headed for the nearest fire hydrant.
498
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,008
At first I thought it was just all the excitement,
499
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:54,776
but he had a different plan in mind.
500
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:58,330
Mop, where are you going?
501
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,131
Hairspray?
502
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,466
But I don't have any hair, remember?
503
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,520
Oh, I get it!
504
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,507
That's using your mop head!
505
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,308
What are you doing?
506
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,729
[INAUDIBLE].
507
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:16,982
Full retreat back to Smogula.
508
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,734
Hey, wait up, General!
509
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,852
You don't want to leave without your cute little buddies
510
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,087
now do ya?
511
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:22,888
Ah-foo!
512
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,716
Back in Island City, Dr. Killemoff was pretty happy,
513
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:35,601
too.
514
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,970
Pretty neat, boys, getting those Toxic Crusaders
515
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,339
to do our work for us.
516
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,406
Yes.
517
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,843
And now with General GarBage out of the way,
518
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,479
guess who will be back in charge.
519
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,313
You, boss?
520
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:52,050
For once, Ikel, your prediction is correct.
521
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,603
Telegram for Dr. Killemoff.
522
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:56,455
Telegram for Dr. Killemoff.
523
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,256
Ah.
524
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,275
That will be Czar Zosta now.
525
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,710
Congratulations, Killemoff.
526
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:05,314
You are back in charge of Operation Tromaville.
527
00:21:05,314 --> 00:21:07,232
I figured you'd see the light.
528
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,184
No offense, your Czarship, but you
529
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:12,321
should never a send a bug to do a ruthless interplanetary
530
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:14,289
invader's job.
531
00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:18,844
Yeah, well this time, don't screw it up.
532
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,996
All the citizens returned to Tromaville,
533
00:21:20,996 --> 00:21:23,181
just in time for Mother's Day.
534
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:26,151
Yvonne had written a special song for the occasion.
535
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,904
And it goes something like this.
536
00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:30,722
(SINGING) Mom is the one who tolerates
537
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,942
the toxic radiation you exude.
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00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:35,927
(SINGING) She fills you full of knowledge--
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(SINGING) And sends you off to college--
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(SINGING) She's always there to bring
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you extra clothing and food.
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(SINGING) Her chicken soup will keep you going
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even through an acid rain.
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00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:50,208
(SINGING) She sees you through the scrapes and bumps
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of living in a toxic dump.
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(SINGING) Living in a toxic dump.
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[CRYING]
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Yeah, I know just how you feel, Blobbie.
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I got sensitive ears, too.
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00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,664
[HOWLING]
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We didn't have time to buy Mom a present,
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00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,253
so instead we all pitched in and baked her a nice, gooey cake.
553
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,956
Oh, you darling boys.
554
00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:23,308
I wish you hadn't done that.
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[SNEEZING]
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Like I said, I wish you hadn't done that.
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