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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I had no friends, no girls would hug me
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until I got radioactive ugly.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I live in a dump cause the rent's real low.
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Got a little pet Blobbie, and he loves me so.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Now me and the boys fight against wrong, though we're
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hideously deformed.
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Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world.
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With my mop, tutu, and girl.
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Whoa!
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): We were sitting around the toxic dump,
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watching a religious film-- "The Giant Praying Mantis From
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the Planet Epsilon"-- when suddenly
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Junkyard came in, carrying this weird looking hunk of junk.
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Hey, Junkyard.
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What's that weird looking hunk of junk you're carrying in?
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[BARK]
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It's a tennis ball launcher.
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I put it together from some recycled odds
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and ends I found lying around the dump.
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Watch how it works.
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[SCREAM]
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Watch out.
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That hurts.
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Well, what do you think?
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And I thought Fender here was stupid.
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What good is a thing like that?
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We don't even play tennis.
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Well, you never know when John McEnroe might drop in.
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Junkyard's right.
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You don't want a guy like that ticked off at you.
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[KNOCKING]
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Oh, wow.
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I'll bet that's John now.
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That shows what you know.
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It's only Toxie's mom.
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Only Toxie's mom?
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Nice attitude from a guy with two heads.
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It's flu season, so I brought you some homemade chicken
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soup with matzah balls.
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Oy!
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[SCREAM]
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[CRASH]
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[SCREAM]
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[CRASH]
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Mom, are you feeling all right?
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I'd feel a lot better if I had grandchildren.
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Huh.
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Looks to me like matzah balls are hazardous to you health.
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Au contraire, Major.
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One of them just broke your picture tube,
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and everybody knows that too much television
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is bad for your eyes.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Meanwhile, across the bay
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in Island Island, our old enemy Killemoff
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was welcoming some visitors from his hometown planet, Smogula.
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Up left aileron.
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No, no.
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Left aileron.
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You're coming in too low.
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Watch your altitude.
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Watch your trim lab.
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Watch out!
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Really, Gerba.
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I wish you'd pay more attention to the signals.
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Hey, rules are for common riffraff.
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I'm a daughter of a czar, remember?
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Oh, how could I forget?
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[GROAN]
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Now someone get me out of this stupid thing!
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Allow me, Princess Gerba.
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[CRASH]
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[GROAN]
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Who are you?
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Well, I'm Dr. Killemoff, your heaviness-- uh, uh, highness.
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Welcome to--
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[GROAN]
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Planet Earth.
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Killemoff, I expect you to look after my little girl
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during my visit here.
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Understood?
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Uh, you mean you're not staying, Your Czarship?
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Believe me, this planet isn't big enough for both of us.
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I believe you.
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Well, I'll be holographing off now.
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Ta ta.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Then, fate took a strange twist.
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It all started in the Tromaville Mall
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where Princess Gerba was fighting
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the recession single-handedly.
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Ain't you finished shopping yet, Princess Gerba?
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These boxes are heavy.
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What a couple of wimps.
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Quit complaining and join a gym.
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This royal princess is a royal pain.
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Stop!
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Lingerie alert.
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Oh, that would look darling on me.
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I wonder if it comes in blue.
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I wonder if it comes in blimp.
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Let's see.
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I want that one and that one and that one
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and especially that one!
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Who is that magnificent creature?
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You mean that hideously deformed creature of superhuman
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size and strength?
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That's the one.
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What a hunk!
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Yeah, well, forget it.
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That's Toxie, and he's already got a girlfriend on this show.
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Not anymore he doesn't.
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What Gerba wants, Gerba gets.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): This next scene
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is kind of embarrassing, because it's all about how cute I am.
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So if you don't mind, I'm not going to watch it.
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Killemoff, I just met the man of my dreams.
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He's lean, he's mean, and he's kind of green.
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He sounds, uh, most attractive.
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She's talking about Toxic, boss.
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Look, I want to marry him.
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And I want you to arrange it for me.
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I'm sorry, Princess Gerba.
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I'm a ruthless villain, not a marriage broker.
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You're absolutely right, boss.
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Besides, what if something happened at the last minute
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to screw up the wedding, and Czar Zosta ended
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up madder at you than ever?
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Psycho, you babbling idiot!
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Why must you always give away the plot?
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Sorry, Doc.
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I guess it's like biting my nails.
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I can't stop.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Meanwhile, back at the dump,
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our shack sweet shack was visited
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by a mysterious guy in a cape.
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Whoever he was, he was a heavy smoker.
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[DOORBELL]
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Hello?
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Hello yourself.
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I'd like to show you what's in this suitcase.
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[SQUEAK]
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[COUGHING]
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What in blazes?
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Sorry.
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He thought you were a Fuller Brush man
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trying to sell me a new mop.
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Couldn't the idiot see that's it me, Dr. Killlemoff?
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Are we alone?
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It's just you and me and about seven million viewers.
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Good.
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Because I have some slides I'd like to show you.
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I hope they're not baby pictures.
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I get all gushy inside.
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After you see these, you'll be all gushy outside, too.
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This is a Smogulan muck missile.
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Range-- 2,000 light years.
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This is Tromaville before.
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This is Tromaville after.
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How disgusting.
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What can I do to keep this from happening?
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There's only one way.
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Czar Zosta has a daughter named Gerba.
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Gerba thinks you're a total hunk.
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Gerba wants to marry you.
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Gerb.
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Now make your choice.
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Either you marry Gerba, or Tromaville is
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completely buried in garbage.
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Which will it be?
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I guess I'll have to make the supreme sacrifice.
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After all, I'm an environmental superhero.
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What can I say but oh.
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I'll marry Princess Gerba.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Now that I agreed to marry Gerba,
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I figured it was time I broke the news to her.
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Princess Gerba, would you marry me?
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Oh, why, this is so sudden.
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I had no idea you were going to propose.
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Have we met?
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I'm Toxie, a hideously deformed creature
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of superhero size and strength and all around nice guy.
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Please say you'll be mine.
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What girl could resist such a romantic proposal?
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The answer is-- ouch!
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Watch it with those pins, you klutz,
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or I'll peel you like a grape.
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Now what were we discussing?
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Oh, yeah, my marrying you.
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The answer is yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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[CRASH]
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): When Mayor Grody
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found out I was going to marry Princess Gerba,
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he got real upset.
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Why should I be the only one?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Imagine Toxie and some overweight
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cockroach getting married.
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Ew!
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How totally gross.
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It just gives me the shivers.
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Yeah.
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You'd think a cockroach would have better taste.
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She should have picked you instead.
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Then you could become the ruler of Smogula
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once her father, the Czar, kicked the bucket.
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Which would probably be the same day he found out his daughter
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was marrying a crooked mayor.
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[GASP]
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What a great idea!
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I'm surprised you thought of it.
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Yeah, me, too.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Meanwhile, on the planet Smogula,
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Czar Zosta decided to reach out and touch Dr. Killemoff.
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He waited till six o'clock when the rates were lower,
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then he called him up holographically.
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Hologram for Dr. Killemoff.
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Hologram for Dr. Killemoff.
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You wished to see me, your royal high and mightiness?
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Yes.
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How is Gerba's visit progressing?
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Splendidly, Czar Zosta.
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I was just about to call you, but I
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was waiting until after six when the rates are lower.
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The Toxic Crusader has asked for your daughter's hands
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in marriage-- all four of them.
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And she's accepted.
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What?
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My little Gerba married to the Toxic Crusader?
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Now, now, Your Czarship.
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You're not losing a daughter.
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You're gaining a mop-wielding toxically disfigured,
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tutu-wearing mutant.
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Hm.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Besides, with Toxie on our side,
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we'll be able to invade Tromaville
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without any resistance.
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Excellent.
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I'll make the wedding arrangements immediately.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): The next part was really tough.
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I had to break off my hot and heavy romance with Yvonne.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOORBELL]
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Why, hello, Toxie.
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My woman's intuition tells me that our hot and heavy romance
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is over.
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Boy, I could never fool you about anything.
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Oh, Toxie!
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And I thought we had something special.
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We did, but something bigger came between us.
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Gerba.
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It's either marry her or see our beloved Tromaville
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completely buried in garbage.
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You great big, unselfish lug, you.
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I could kiss you for that.
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Please, Yvonne, you're not making this any easier.
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Hey, forget that bleached blond bimbo.
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You belong to me now!
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[GASP]
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[COUGHING]
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Like the song says, when a lovely flame succumbs,
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smoke gets in your lungs.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Meanwhile, Dr. Killemoff
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was cooking up another of his evil double crosses.
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This wedding ceremony will be the perfect chance
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for a political coup.
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Uh, what's a coup?
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A coo is half of coo-coo, you coo-coo.
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A coup means an overthrow!
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Once Czar Zosta is here on Earth, you two will grab him.
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And throw him over?
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Oh, I like doing stuff like that.
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And then I will become the new ruler of Smogula.
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But what if Czar Zosta's brand new son-in-law,
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Toxie, defends his brand new family and cleans our clock?
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I haven't got time for your psychobabble!
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I have a coup to pursue.
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(SINGING) When Toxie was stolen by Gerba, my heart
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made a sound like a burp-a.
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A gut-wrenching blow!
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Oh, poor Yvonne.
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Her heart is breaking.
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[YVONNE SINGING]
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YVONNE (SINGING): Oh, I miss him-- (HIGH-PITCHED) so!
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Not to mention our mirrors.
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That brings us to-- [INAUDIBLE] 56 years of bad luck!
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Troops, we've got to do something
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to cheer up the little lady.
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It's as plain as the nose on No-Zone's face.
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What Yvonne needs is a new main squeeze.
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Great!
303
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Who are we going to get to date her?
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How about me?
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Me!
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Uh-uh.
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Not you, Blobbie.
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Someone of her own species.
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[SIGH]
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I know.
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We'll all take her out.
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Won't that get kind of crowded?
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I didn't mean all of us at once.
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We'll take her out one at a time.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): It wasn't easy watching my best
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buddies romancing my best girl.
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The first lucky stiff was Junkyard.
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Junkyard, this picnic was a simply marvelous idea.
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And all this time, I thought you were nothing but a hound dog.
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I'm a mutt of many moods, Yvonne.
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Permit me to dispose of your chicken bones.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Maybe a shovel?
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Yvonne had just enough time
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to wash her hair and take a flea bath before her movie
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matinee date with Headbanger.
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"Attack of the Zombie Surfers."
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Nonsense.
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Yvonne is much too intellectual for garbage like that.
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We'll see "Paramecium on Parade."
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"Zombie Surfers."
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No, "Paramecium on Parade."
333
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-"Zombie Surfers." -[INAUDIBLE].
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No way! [SCREAM]
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[FIGHTING]
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While you're at it, take this, too.
337
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No, take this, too.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): While all this dating was going on,
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Dr. Killemoff was going over his latest dirty scheme
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to Bonehead and Psycho.
341
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,002
Now here's the plan.
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00:13:40,002 --> 00:13:43,372
Bonehead, Psycho, grab the end of this scroll and run.
343
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,544
What's this thing, boss?
344
00:13:48,544 --> 00:13:51,780
A giant roll of super sticky fly paper.
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I plan to trap Czar Zosta in it and make him bend to my will.
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--Yeah.
347
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That should really bug him.
348
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[LAUGHTER]
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[SCREAM]
350
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No!
351
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,012
No!
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Look out!
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00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,215
[GRUNT]
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[CRASH]
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Major Disaster-- nature lover
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that he is-- took Yvonne for a romantic stroll
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00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:16,956
under the trees.
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,759
Yvonne, your eyes are the color of, uh, Kentucky bluegrass
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00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,528
just after it's been fertilized.
361
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,181
Why, Major Disaster, you sweet talker, you.
362
00:14:26,181 --> 00:14:28,400
Oh, look at those gorgeous bananas.
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00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,268
Would you like one?
364
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,336
That's easy.
365
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,222
Yo, banana tree, we'll have a ripe on to go.
366
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
367
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,108
[STRETCHING SOUND]
368
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,011
This looks like a good one.
369
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:39,979
[GRUNT]
370
00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:43,849
[SCREAM]
371
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,768
[QUACKING]
372
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,473
[COUGHING]
373
00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:55,027
One good thing about this date-- at least
374
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I won't have to take another bath.
375
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[COUGHING]
376
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,070
Killemoff, how many times have I told you never
377
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to hologram when I'm eating?
378
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,174
Forgive me, Your Beedleness.
379
00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:11,093
It's about the wedding.
380
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,678
Sorry, Killemoff.
381
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,898
Only family and close friends are invited.
382
00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:18,317
I came to tell you that I'd be honored
383
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to pay for the entire thing.
384
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:24,440
Well, in that case, maybe I could sneak you in.
385
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,909
Oh, you won't regret it, sir.
386
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:29,595
It will be a lovely ceremony.
387
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,080
It had better be!
388
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,048
Now bug off, Killemoff!
389
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BONEHEAD: Hey, welcome back, Doc.
390
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,785
How was the trip?
391
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Excellent.
392
00:15:37,786 --> 00:15:41,423
That bloated bug walked right into my trap.
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00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,609
Soon you lunkheads will be looking
394
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,744
at the new czar of Smogula.
395
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[LAUGHTER]
396
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,588
[MUSIC PLAYING]
397
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): There was only one
398
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,561
man in all of Tromaville who was jealous
399
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,446
of my upcoming nuptials.
400
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,298
You guessed it-- Mayor Grody.
401
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,151
He still had hopes of marrying Gerba himself
402
00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:11,837
and becoming Czar Zosta's son-in-law.
403
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:15,708
Finally, he saw his big moment.
404
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,042
What is it, Gerba?
405
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,377
Look, frozen yogurt!
406
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:21,113
I'm really into health foods.
407
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,548
Which flavor do you want?
408
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,382
All of them!
409
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,084
Oh, hey, what's this?
410
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,435
A surprise bridal shower?
411
00:16:26,435 --> 00:16:27,820
[LAUGHTER]
412
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,173
I hope it's one of those where everyone brings a dish.
413
00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,891
And they had left was broccoli.
414
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:33,859
[TIRES SQUEALING]
415
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,160
She's gone.
416
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,579
There's something suspicious about this.
417
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,199
It's not like Gerba to run off when there's food on the way.
418
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,066
Uh oh!
419
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,252
My tromatons are kicking in.
420
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,087
It's those tire tracks.
421
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,222
There's something evil about them.
422
00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:50,059
I'll just bet there's some connection between them
423
00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:50,976
and my missing bride-to-be.
424
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:59,334
GERBA: Are we at the bridal shower already?
425
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:01,570
Oh, is that barbecue I smell?
426
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,605
Just bring me half a cow.
427
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,190
I want to leave room for dessert.
428
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,761
Ta-da!
429
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,113
Aw, you must be the male stripper.
430
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,131
No.
431
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,150
I'm the true love of your life.
432
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,301
Can't you see?
433
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,086
We're two of a kind.
434
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:19,421
I Forget Toxie.
435
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:20,222
Meh.
436
00:17:20,222 --> 00:17:21,040
Marry me.
437
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,541
I'm bugs about you.
438
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,577
Yeah, well, you've won me over, mysterious stranger.
439
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:29,264
What girl can resist such a romantically dashing approach?
440
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,115
Take me!
441
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,383
I'm yours.
442
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,184
[GROAN]
443
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,720
This will just be a little fling, you realize.
444
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,938
Nothing heavy.
445
00:17:35,938 --> 00:17:38,474
Gerba, what's going on here?
446
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,860
Uh, Toxie, thank goodness you're here.
447
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,530
This horrible thing tried to take advantage
448
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,398
of my girlish innocence.
449
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,102
And worse than that, he stole Mayor Grody's limousine.
450
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,920
Take that, you beast!
451
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,757
TOXIE: It's some kind of weird martian creature.
452
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:55,741
I'll take care of him.
453
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,542
Shoo.
454
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,326
Scat.
455
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,777
Go back to your own planet.
456
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,245
Oh, my brave, hunky hero!
457
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,599
I am the luckiest girl in the entire universe.
458
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,566
Mwah!
459
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:05,701
[SQUEAK]
460
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,053
TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Finally, the big day
461
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,523
arrived, along with the Smogulan wedding party.
462
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,792
Actually, I was pretty impressed.
463
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,912
Are you with the groom's family or the bride's?
464
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:17,746
Oh, I'm sorry.
465
00:18:17,746 --> 00:18:19,348
I didn't notice your mandible.
466
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,117
TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Meanwhile, in his Island City penthouse,
467
00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:25,871
Dr. Killemoff was about to put his vicious scheme into action.
468
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:26,905
All right, men.
469
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,659
I'm about to put my vicious scheme into action.
470
00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:31,844
Is there an echo in here?
471
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,778
Nah.
472
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,646
You're just hearing things.
473
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,081
Hearing things.
474
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,499
Hearing things.
475
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:41,019
Round up the Radiation Rangers and wait for my signal.
476
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,454
Right, boss.
477
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,641
I can't wait to return to the planet Smogula
478
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:48,410
as their new leader.
479
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:53,665
Best of all, the TV reception is so much better there.
480
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:58,036
Dearly beloved, let the wedding ceremony begin.
481
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,271
Hit it!
482
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,591
(SINGING) Here comes the bride and groom so happy,
483
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:04,960
but I feel so doomed.
484
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,280
Cause while they're off on their honeymoon,
485
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,266
I'll sit all alone in my cramped little room.
486
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:15,838
I guess I'm doomed to a life of gloom.
487
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:18,807
Until they put me in my tomb.
488
00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:20,776
(HIGH-PITCHED SINGING)
489
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:22,261
[HOWLING]
490
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,715
[CRYING]
491
00:19:27,616 --> 00:19:31,386
Do you, Princess Gerba, take this hideously deformed
492
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,022
creature of superhuman size and strength
493
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:36,141
to be your awfully wedded husband?
494
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,443
You bet your antenna I do.
495
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,396
And do you, Toxie, take this incredibly
496
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:45,117
gorgeous specimen of womanhood for your woof-- I-- I mean,
497
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,802
wife?
498
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:48,570
What are my choices again?
499
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:49,621
He does already.
500
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,772
Now get on with it!
501
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,474
I'm starved!
502
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:55,227
If there's anyone present who sees any reason why
503
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:59,047
these two should not be joined in marriage, let him speak now
504
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,383
or forever keep a lid on it.
505
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:04,186
I hate to interrupt this touching scene,
506
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:07,105
but I'm about to overthrow Czar Zosta.
507
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,074
It'll just take a second.
508
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,843
Hit the deck, insects!
509
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,312
[SCREAMING]
510
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,933
Killemoff, you'll pay for this!
511
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,468
Just send me the bill!
512
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,719
[LAUGHTER]
513
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,973
Toxic Crusaders, it's clean up time.
514
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,726
That's all I needed to hear.
515
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,794
[SNEEZING]
516
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:31,997
Hey, fellas!
517
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,332
Have some punch.
518
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,833
It's a knock out.
519
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,134
Watch this, Toxie's mom.
520
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:40,188
It's called lawn bowling.
521
00:20:40,188 --> 00:20:41,156
[CRASH]
522
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,024
Ooh, boy.
523
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:43,892
You got a perfect strike.
524
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:45,694
Someone get me out of here!
525
00:20:45,694 --> 00:20:48,297
That's a royal command!
526
00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:50,015
Don't worry, future father-in-law.
527
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,566
I'll handle this.
528
00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:52,968
[SCREAM]
529
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,304
Here.
530
00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:59,024
Let me help you to your feet-- or whatever those things are.
531
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,760
Son, in exchange for freeing us,
532
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,414
I'm postponing the muck missile attack on Tromaville til
533
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:06,248
next Tuesday.
534
00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:07,032
Gosh.
535
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,101
And I thought you were a bad guy.
536
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,035
I am.
537
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,555
You just happened to catch me on an off day.
538
00:21:13,555 --> 00:21:16,858
Why do these things always happen to me?
539
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,944
I'll get you for this, Killemoff!
540
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,699
You can run, but you cannot hide!
541
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,167
Sorry about the interruption, Gerba.
542
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,836
But this always happens towards the end of our show.
543
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,888
We can get on with the wedding now.
544
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:32,257
Aw, forget it, zits for brains.
545
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,093
I decided to marry someone else.
546
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,896
This is the famous Chef Wolfgag Yuck.
547
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,482
We have so much in common.
548
00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:41,283
Come on, Wolfie.
549
00:21:41,283 --> 00:21:43,402
Let's go back to Smogula and get to know
550
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:46,505
each other over four or five dozen of your famous pizzas.
551
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,860
Hot diggity dogs.
552
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:54,763
Now you won't have to marry that bow wow Gerba.
553
00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:55,564
[CHEERS]
554
00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,484
Yvonne, did you hear the good news?
555
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,069
Gerba dumped me.
556
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,621
I'm all yours.
557
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:06,508
That's the best news I've heard since my last dental check up.
558
00:22:06,508 --> 00:22:09,661
Doesn't that wedding cake give you some ideas?
559
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,313
It sure does.
560
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:14,316
Wouldn't it be a shame to let it go to waste?
561
00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:16,118
It sure world.
562
00:22:16,118 --> 00:22:16,918
Come on, guys.
563
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,853
Chow time!
564
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:18,653
All right!
565
00:22:18,653 --> 00:22:20,072
Save me some icing.
566
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,490
[CHATTER]
567
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:24,810
Come with me, darling.
568
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,964
I'll make you a nice bowl of matzah ball soup.
569
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,104
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