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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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I had no friends, no girls would hug me
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until I got radioactive ugly.
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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I live in a dump 'cause the rent's real low.
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Got a little pet, Blobbie, and he loves me so!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Now, me and the boys fight against wrong.
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Oh, we're hideously deformed!
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Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world,
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with my mop, tutu, and girl.
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Wow!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic!
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[GRUNT]
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That's exactly what I'll do.
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I'll stomp out their precious little shopping plaza just
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before the big holiday rush.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Why, boss?
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Because, Bonehead, when the materialistic fools realize
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that they have no place to shop with the holidays approaching,
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it'll send them into a panic, and we'll be able to move
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in and sell them this!
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BONEHEAD: Wow, a can opener.
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It's not a can opener, you idiot!
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It just looks like one.
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It's actually a personal-size remotely-activated
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smog-inducer.
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And once each and every household in Tromaville
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has one, we'll be able to activate them by remote control
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and pollute that disgustingly clean little town
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once and for all!
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And make a neat little profit.
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I don't know, boss.
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What if some unknown stranger comes to Tromaville and teams
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up with the Toxic Crusaders at the last minute and foils
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you plan?
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Don't be ridiculous!
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That could never happen.
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Boy, did we set up this story, or what?
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Go ahead, Doc.
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It's your move.
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No it isn't.
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It's your move.
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Is not.
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-Is too. -Is not.
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Is too.
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Oh, what's the difference whose move it is?
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You're playing against yourself.
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Yeah.
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Keep it down.
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I'm trying to get some shu-- some shut-- shut-- shuteye.
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Ah--
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[SNEEZE]
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What a beautiful day in Tromaville!
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There's no wrong to right, we're young,
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we're hideously deformed--
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[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
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WOMAN: Good riddance, lowlife!
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MAN: And don't come back!
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Goodbye, fellow Earthlings!
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You're welcome.
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You must be Toxie.
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Heard a lot about you.
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The name's Mr. Earth.
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Mr. Earth?
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What kind of a name is that?
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Why, it's a superhero's name, of course.
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Tried a couple of others.
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Dirtman, Ground Guy, World Person, but nope.
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Just like the Mr. Earth the best.
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Nice doggie.
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I've come to join up with you.
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So where do I sleep?
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Just a second, Mr. Earth.
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It's not that simple.
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JUNKYARD: yeah.
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There are a few rules to joining up with us, you know.
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DR. BENDER: First of all, you've got to be hideously deformed.
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MAJOR DISASTER: And have a superpower.
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You don't have x-ray vision, by and chance?
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We could use someone with x-ray aviation.
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No, I don't.
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Do you have any special powers, Mr. Earth?
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Oh, uh-- oh!
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I can say the alphabet backwards.
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I'm afraid that isn't going to cut it.
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So you have no special powers, other than the alphabet,
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and you aren't hideously deformed.
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But I am strong.
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But not super-humanly strong.
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But I do have a pretty neat costume.
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Oh, it's a nice costume, all right.
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But all our costumes were formed by some environmental accident.
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And our story has a sort of environmental theme,
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and so do all of us.
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And you don't.
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Tromaville was my last hope.
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I've been kicked out of 12 cities
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already for superheroing without a license.
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That's a serious charge.
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What are you talking about?
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You don't need a license to superhero in Tromaville.
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Forget I said anything.
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Well, if you don't need a license,
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then there's nothing to stop me.
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See you later.
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I'm off to save Tromaville.
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But Tromaville doesn't need saving!
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I'll put a stop to that!
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I still don't think this is a very good idea.
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I'm telling you, the boss'll be proud of us.
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We march in there and defeat the Toxic Crusaders before they
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can foil his evil plan.
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It'll never work.
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BONEHEAD: OK, Toxic Crusaders!
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Come on out and get what's coming to ya!
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Look, it's Bonehead and Psycho.
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I'll take care of them with my mulch gun.
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Ah!
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Radiation rangers, attack.
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Uh-oh.
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Radiation rangers.
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Get 'em, Mop.
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[SQUEAKING]
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I got the next one, Toxie.
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Ah-- ah--
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[SNEEZE]
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Told you this wouldn't work.
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BONEHEAD: Let's get out of here.
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Gee, what do you suppose that was all about?
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I don't know, but I'll bet it has
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something to do with some evil plan of Doctor Killemoff.
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No more excuses, Mayor Grody!
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You must find some way of disposing
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of the Toxic Crusaders once and for all!
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Um-- but what can I do?
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I mean, you're the bad guys, and-- and you can't stop them.
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That's not the point!
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Yeah.
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So what if Dr. Killemoff is no match for the strength
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and cunning of the Toxic Crusaders,
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and every effort he makes to defeat them and take
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over Tromaville and then the world ends in failure
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after failure after failure?
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Are you through?
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I guess so.
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Good!
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As I was saying.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Maybe we could pass a law requiring
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a license for superheroing, or something like that.
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It'll never work.
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DR. KILLEMOFF: Psycho!
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[CRASH]
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[GROAN]
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(SINGING) I'm off to visit the dumpity-ump,
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to see my adorable lumpity-ump!
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Oh, his name is Toxie, and he's my boyfriend!
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MR. EARTH: That horrible sound!
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Someone's in trouble!
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Mr. Earth, to the rescue!
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I'll save you, lady.
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Mr. Earth to the rescue!
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[SCREAM]
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Harm a poor, defenseless accordion player, will you?
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Uh-oh.
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Something like this could make Toxie's Tromatons act up.
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Oh, no!
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My Tromatons are acting up.
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Someone's in trouble.
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I know.
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And we've got to save them.
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Exactly!
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I hope I don't get hurt!
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He's gotta work on that battle cry.
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[ALARMS SOUNDING]
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YVONNE: Say, what's the big idea, anyhow?
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Uh, gee, lady, I was only trying to--
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TOXIE: It's clean-up time!
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Yvonne, are you all right?
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Of course I'm all right, Toxie.
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This Mr. Dork character just ran in here
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and started beating up on everything in sight.
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That's Mr. Earth.
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And I thought you were in trouble.
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You see, I heard this awful sound, and, uh--
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Oh, that.
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Holy moly!
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Look at all the stuff he's wrecked.
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Are you gonna be in trouble!
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Who is that idiot in that ridiculous costume?
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Which one?
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All the Toxic Crusaders wear ridiculous costumes.
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The new one.
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DR. KILLEMOFF: Hm.
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He may be just what I need to spell
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the end of the Toxic Crusaders!
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Oops.
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Having trouble, little old lady?
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Why, no. I--
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Let me give you a hand.
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Hey!
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Thanks, sonny!
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Glad to be of help.
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And the name's Mr. Earth!
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[SIRENS]
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What's going on?
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Oh, oh-- we-- we're arresting you for robbing the bank,
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would you think.
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Oh my!
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Nothing worse than slow service.
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But all I ordered was fries.
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DR. KILLEMOFF: What is that idiot doing?
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Believe it or not, I think he thinks he's helping.
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Bring him to me.
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He will help me destroy the Toxic Crusaders.
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PSYCHO: Fat chance.
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DR. KILLEMOFF: Psycho!
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Ouch.
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There you go, grandma.
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Sorry about you getting arrested.
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You should be!
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Some superheroes you are.
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Well, we've tried to fix up as much of the damage cause
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by Mr. Earth as we could.
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He's the busiest person I've ever seen.
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We've got to find a way to stop him.
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The citizens of Tromaville are blaming
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us superheroes for not protecting
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them from this Mr. Earth.
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Tell me about.
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The butcher even whacked me on the nose
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with a rolled-up newspaper.
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Hey, man, the butcher always whacks you
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on the nose like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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I forgot.
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Any luck finding Mr. Earth?
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None.
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Yvonne and I have looked everywhere.
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Yeah.
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And I even wrote a song about it.
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[GROANING]
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(SINGING) Oh, we went to look for Mr. Earth,
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just Toxie, me, and Blobbie.
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But we couldn't find him, no siree!
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(SINGING) But they did find Toxie's mommy.
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Hi, Toxie's mom.
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What are you doing here?
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What do you mean, what am I doing here?
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You're halfway through the second act
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and this is my first appearance.
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Some Toxic Crusader show.
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Besides, I had to pick up my slacks from the cleaners.
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Oy!
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I'll help you with that, lady.
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OK, Mr. Earth.
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Drop those pants.
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[UNZIPPING]
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Uh-- YVONNE: Jeepers.
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No, no. The ones in your hand.
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[ZIPPING]
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MR. EARTH: Sorry.
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Mr. Earth, you've got to stop helping the good citizens
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of Tromaville.
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Yeah.
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Before you kill somebody.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It's a superhero's job to help citizens in distress.
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Then we're gonna have to stop you.
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Yeah.
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Hey, wait a minute, Tox-man.
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Don't you think we're being just a little unfair.
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I mean, we do sort of outnumber the dude.
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Yeah.
282
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Headbanger's right.
283
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It isn't very superhero-like.
284
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Did somebody superhero?
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Well, well, if it isn't the Toxic Invaders.
286
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That's Crusaders.
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Crusaders, Invaders.
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Who cares?
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The producers?
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It's a good thing I bumped into you troublemakers.
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I wanted to make sure you weren't
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doing no superheroing without the proper documentation.
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Oh, no.
294
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Here we go again.
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Psst.
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Over here.
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MAYOR: All superheroes in Tromaville
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need to have a license.
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Otherwise, you could get into big trouble.
300
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Since when do you need a license to be
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a superhero in Tromaville?
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Since about five minutes ago.
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I just made it up.
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Oh, OK, then.
305
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That's different.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): So there we were, superheroes
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who couldn't superhero.
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At least, not legally.
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And little did we know that, as we stood there, pondering
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this new problem, Mr. Earth was about to strike
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a deal with the infamous--
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Killemoff, Dr. Killemoff.
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Nice to meet you, Doctor.
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Say, as long as I'm here, I've had this pain
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in my neck ever since--
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I'm not that kind of a doctor, you fool!
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As my associates have explained to you, I have a proposition.
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MR. EARTH: You know, Doc, you're absolutely right.
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The Toxic Crusaders aren't very good superheroes.
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Now you're talking.
321
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And I'd love to teach them a lesson.
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Excellent.
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But I can't.
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Sorry.
325
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What do you mean, you can't?
326
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Well, maybe the Toxic Crusaders were right.
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Maybe I'm not a real superhero.
328
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I don't even have a superpower.
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Dr. Killemoff?
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Who are you?
331
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You called me on the phone.
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I'm Larry, the tailor.
333
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You have some jacket you wanted altered.
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Be right with you.
335
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LARRY: Right.
336
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What if I could give you a superpower?
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Would you be interested then?
338
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Heck, I'd be interested then.
339
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Interested in what?
340
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You know, Bonehead is a good name for you.
341
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You could give me a superpower?
342
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Take off that jacket.
343
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Yes, I can give you the power of invisibility!
344
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Here, put this on.
345
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I'd rather have x-ray vision, but invisibility's
346
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a cool superpower, too.
347
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Why am I wearing this jacket?
348
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What?
349
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What was that, Mr. Earth?
350
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I can't see you, now that you're wearing
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the cloak of invisibility.
352
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Say, that's not the cloak of--
353
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Thank you.
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That'll be all.
355
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[CRASH]
356
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Cloak of invisibility.
357
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Cool.
358
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What's he talking about?
359
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This guy ain't invisible.
360
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I can see him plain as day.
361
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As plain as the bone on your face.
362
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:31,036
All you have to do is to keep the Toxic Crusaders busy
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while I destroy-- while I liberate the shopping mall,
364
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and you can keep the coat.
365
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NO-ZONE: So what are we gonna do now?
366
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Yeah.
367
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We can't just sit around here and mope all day.
368
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,105
But we can't return to superheroing--
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not without a license.
370
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That would be the rrrong.
371
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,794
Then what are we sitting here for?
372
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Yeah!
373
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Let's go get that license.
374
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I've always wanted to learn to drive.
375
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,217
Not that kind of license, you idiot!
376
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Ugh!
377
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Why can't you pay attention?
378
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FENDER: What was that, Doc?
379
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I wasn't listening.
380
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[LAUGHTER]
381
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This is gonna be great!
382
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:16,765
That idiot, Mr. Earth, thinks he's invisible,
383
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:21,003
and has set off to stop the Toxic Crusaders.
384
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,522
That should give us just the time we need to set
385
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,075
our evil scheme into motion.
386
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:29,311
You did put an evil scheme into motion, didn't you?
387
00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:30,396
Oh, sure, boss.
388
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To the mall!
389
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We've got some shopping to do.
390
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PSYCHO: Until the Toxic Crusaders show up.
391
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[CRASH]
392
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Sorry, Doc.
393
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I couldn't help myself.
394
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): While Dr. Killemoff, Psycho, and Bonehead
395
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were busy putting their evil plan into motion,
396
00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,983
the Toxic Crusaders and I were waiting
397
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:56,005
patiently to see Mayor Grody about our superheroing license.
398
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:58,824
Look, sister, we've been sitting here for three hours.
399
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,776
How much longer 'til we get to see the mayor?
400
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,495
Well, I really couldn't say.
401
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,380
Why not?
402
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,549
Because the mayor went home an hour ago.
403
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,984
Oh boy.
404
00:16:08,984 --> 00:16:10,035
Great.
405
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,104
Now we'll never learn to drive.
406
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,989
Oh, you have got to be the biggest idiot
407
00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:16,358
I've ever been attached to.
408
00:16:16,358 --> 00:16:17,159
Thanks.
409
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:21,263
Not only that, but we still can't be superheroes.
410
00:16:21,263 --> 00:16:22,948
Don't be so sure, sonny.
411
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,084
Take a look at this!
412
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,037
Uh, two tablespoons sugar, one cup crushed ice,
413
00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:28,837
squirt of lime juice--
414
00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:31,190
Nah, that's my recipe for frozen slushies.
415
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:31,991
Here.
416
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,559
Read the other side.
417
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:34,360
Uh--
418
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,494
[MUMBLING]
419
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,498
Toxic Crusaders, everything's all right!
420
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,583
Let's go!
421
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,053
(SINGING) We're the Toxic Crusaders!
422
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,538
We're the Toxic Crusaders!
423
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,024
We're the Toxic Crusaders!
424
00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:52,995
Of that, we're pretty sure.
425
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:55,614
I know you like to sing that song and all, Yvonne,
426
00:16:55,614 --> 00:17:00,085
but technically, you're not really a Toxic Crusader at all.
427
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:00,886
Jeepers.
428
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,905
I never really thought about it like that.
429
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:05,507
Thanks for pointing it out, No-Zone.
430
00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:06,842
Here how's this?
431
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:09,194
(SINGING) They're the Toxic Crusaders!
432
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,613
They're the Toxic Crusaders!
433
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,983
They're the Toxic Crusaders!
434
00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:18,353
Of that, they're pretty sure!
435
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,339
That's better.
436
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,206
Jeez.
437
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,708
Everybody's a critic.
438
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,876
Aha!
439
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,578
I've got you now, Toxic Crusaders.
440
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,415
And with my new invisibility power,
441
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,201
there's no way you can stop me.
442
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,285
Wow!
443
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,571
You've got the power of invisibility?
444
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:36,688
Cool.
445
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,792
I still say we need someone with x-ray vision.
446
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,311
Well, I don't have x-ray vision.
447
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,913
Like it or not, I'm just invisible.
448
00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:46,915
You're right, Mr. E. We shouldn't
449
00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:49,017
quibble about your superpower.
450
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:50,219
So, let's see you do it.
451
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:51,320
Do what?
452
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,121
Come on.
453
00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:53,322
Stop pulling my tail.
454
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,123
Yeah.
455
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,674
Let's see you be invisible.
456
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,961
But I am invisible.
457
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:01,930
I'm wearing the cloak of invisibility.
458
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,282
You can't see me.
459
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,466
Look, dear.
460
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,368
It's that awful Mr. Dirt.
461
00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:07,169
Yeah.
462
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,555
And look at that hideous sport coat.
463
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,623
It's not a sports coat.
464
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,059
It's a clock of invisibility!
465
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,462
Well, whatever you call it, you should get your money back.
466
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,713
It doesn't even fit you.
467
00:18:17,713 --> 00:18:19,932
Don't take it so hard, Mr. Earth.
468
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,885
Women can be cruel when it comes to fashion accessories.
469
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,453
It's not that.
470
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:28,056
I came to confront you with the aid of my new superpower,
471
00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:31,210
and now I find it was all a lie.
472
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,213
Say, why'd you want to confront us, anyway?
473
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:35,798
It wasn't my idea.
474
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:38,667
Dr. Killemoff asked me to do it.
475
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:42,805
He said if I did I could keep the jacket.
476
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,723
I don't care what the ladies say.
477
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,125
I like the jacket.
478
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,276
[RUMBLING]
479
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,362
Say, that sounds like Dr. Killemoff's
480
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,914
radiation helicopters.
481
00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:53,132
Hey, they're headed this way.
482
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,550
Come on, Mr. Earth.
483
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,068
You're a good guy again.
484
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,605
Help us stop the evil Dr. Killemoff and foil his plan.
485
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,174
Toxic Crusaders, to the rescue!
486
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,830
TOXIE: Are you sure this is where Dr. Killemoff
487
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,431
is going to strike, Mr. Earth?
488
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:10,432
Absolutely.
489
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:13,185
The Tromaville mall.
490
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,753
See?
491
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,138
Toxic Crusaders?
492
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:18,740
What are you doing here?
493
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,825
It doesn't matter.
494
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,828
You can't stop us anyway, Toxic Crusaders.
495
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,163
Look!
496
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,865
FENDER: Wow, a giant foot.
497
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,618
A giant foot?
498
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:31,303
What kind of an evil plan is this?
499
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,504
Oh, gee, Dr. Killemoff.
500
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,641
You said you wanted to stomp out the mall.
501
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,160
I guess we took you too literally, huh, boss?
502
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,828
Well, it's too late not.
503
00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:43,415
I hope you at least have a plan to stop the Toxic Crusaders.
504
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,199
Oh, sure, boss.
505
00:19:44,199 --> 00:19:46,034
We're not totally stupid, you know.
506
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:47,252
OK, radiation rangers.
507
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,053
Sic 'em.
508
00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:53,025
Radiation Rangers!
509
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,260
And they're headed this way!
510
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,061
That's right.
511
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:59,882
And we're headed this way.
512
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:03,869
I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
513
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,488
I think your friends are over there, radiation ranger!
514
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,542
Now it's my turn.
515
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,566
PSYCHO: Uh-oh, boss.
516
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:18,850
It looks like the Toxic Crusaders
517
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,452
are once again defeating us.
518
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:21,286
DR. KILLEMOFF: No matter.
519
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,689
Because even if the Toxic Crusaders
520
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,309
pulverize my radiation rangers, our evil plan
521
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,445
is being put into motion.
522
00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,381
Toxic Crusaders, look!
523
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:35,117
That giant foot is about to crush the Tromaville mall!
524
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:36,618
Don't worry, fellas.
525
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:37,603
I'll get it.
526
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,105
Ah-- ah--
527
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,090
[SNEEZE]
528
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,062
TOXIE: It's going to hit!
529
00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:48,563
Leave it to me.
530
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,036
[CHEERING]
531
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,806
TOXIE: Nice going, Mr. Earth.
532
00:20:57,806 --> 00:20:59,207
How'd you do it?
533
00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:01,343
I told you I was strong.
534
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,046
But not superhumanly strong.
535
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,781
It's Killemoff.
536
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:08,083
He's responsible for this.
537
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:11,169
That's Dr. Killemoff, and we can't let him get away.
538
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,704
Hey, fellas.
539
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:13,605
I've got an idea.
540
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,358
Give me a hand with this foot.
541
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,359
OK.
542
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,160
Swing.
543
00:21:29,171 --> 00:21:31,073
PSYCHO: I hate to say it, boss.
544
00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:32,891
DR. KILLEMOFF: I know.
545
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:34,042
You told me so.
546
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,927
PSYCHO: Right.
547
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,829
Ouch.
548
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,848
Well, Mr. Earth, I guess everything
549
00:21:39,848 --> 00:21:40,966
turned out OK, after all.
550
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:41,767
Yeah.
551
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:47,172
I got to be a Toxic Crusader and beat up on some bad guys.
552
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,191
NO-ZONE: And you get to keep the jacket.
553
00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,142
MR. EARTH: Thanks again.
554
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,378
Now I'm off to find my own Tromaville--
555
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,480
and maybe even my own show.
556
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,916
Hello, fellow Earthlings.
557
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,851
[GROANING]
558
00:22:02,537 --> 00:22:05,073
Just one thing I'd still like to know, Toxie.
559
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,892
What was on that paper that your mom gave
560
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,360
you back in the mayor's office?
561
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,161
Yeah!
562
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,681
Whatever it was, it kept us from needing superheroing licenses.
563
00:22:12,681 --> 00:22:14,883
It must be a powerful document.
564
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:20,355
The most powerful-- a note from my mother.
565
00:22:20,355 --> 00:22:22,157
(SINGING) We're the Toxic Crusaders--
566
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:23,358
Except Yvonne.
567
00:22:23,358 --> 00:22:25,460
(SINGING) The Toxic Crusaders.
568
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:26,361
NO-ZONE: Except Yvonne.
569
00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,163
(SINGING) Of that, we're pretty sure!
570
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,404
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