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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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I had no friends, no girls would hug
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me til I got radioactive ugly!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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I live in a dump cause the rent's real low.
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Got a little pet, Blobbie, and he loves me so!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Now me and the boys fight against wrong!
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Though we're hideously deformed!
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Hey, I'm sittin' on top of the world, with my mop,
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to do [INAUDIBLE].
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Wow!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic Crusaders!
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Toxic!
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NARRATOR: Instead of the usual toxic dump opening,
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this story starts in Dr. Killemoff's penthouse on Island
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City, only this time Czar Zosta, the ruler of Smogula,
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was there to help him.
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Killemoff, our Smogulan scientists
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have discovered a huge pool of high smogtane crude
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right here in Tromaville.
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What spendid news, your plumpness.
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Yes, it's a regular mother of a mother lode.
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Before this, our spacehsips had no way
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of refueling for the long trip back to the planet Smogula.
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But now we can start a massive shuttle service
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and transport all of our citizens here to Tromavilla.
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Excellent thinking, sir.
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And where is this reservoir of smogtane fuel?
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Right here.
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The toxic waste dump?
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But that's where the Toxic Crusaders live!
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I want you to construct a pumping station on the side
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and start the flow of smogtane fuel ASAP.
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I don't know, Czar Zosta.
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What if the Toxic Crusaders refuse to move?
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What's with this guy?
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He's always making those predictions.
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Just ignore him.
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I will ignore him!
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Now get to work, and don't bother me with details.
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Just do it!
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Yes, your czarship.
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Right away, sir.
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Bonehead, round up the Radiation Rangers
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for a special assignment.
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It won't be easy, boss.
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They're off getting their batteries charged.
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May I?
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Oh, be my gues.
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Don't bother me with details!
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Just do it!
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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at the dump,
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us Toxic Crusaders were leaping into the age of electronics.
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Isn't this exciting?
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I bet we're the only guys in the world who live in a toxic waste
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dump and have cable TV.
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Ah, yeah.
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The best of both worlds.
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How's the picture now, Headbanger?
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Aw, we're getting nothing but snow.
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Snow?
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Way cool.
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I love skiing.
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I think the vertical needs adjusted.
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Wrong, No-Zone.
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It's the horizontal.
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I say vertical!
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And I say horizontal!
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[CRASH]
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Well, Thunder, still seeing snow?
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No.
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Stars.
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Uh-oh.
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My tromatons are starting to quiver.
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That means trouble.
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Radiation Rangers!
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Yo, Toxic Crusaders!
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I brought your eviction papers.
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Open fire!
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Wow.
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This isn't good.
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OK, Blobbie.
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Do your thing!
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[HOWLING]
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I hate the Toxic Crusaders!
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Mayor Grody's office.
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I'm sorry, but the mayor has his hands full.
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Never mind that!
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Tell him it's Dr. Killemoff calling!
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Oh!
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Yes, Killemoff?
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What can I do for you?
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That's Dr. Killemoff!
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And you can do what Bonehead failed at,
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and evict the Toxix Crusaders from their dump site!
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But they've got a 90 year lease.
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Don't bother me with details.
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Just do it.
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What's wrong, sugar?
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I've got to get those Toxic Crusaders off that property.
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But how?
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I need an evil and despicable scheme
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to trick those stupid crustaceans out of that dump.
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And you're just despicable enough to do it.
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NARRATOR: Mayor Grody came up with a plan,
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cause all of a sudden he showed up at the toxic waste dump.
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I hate this place.
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Every time I come here, I ruin another pair of shoes made
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from an endangered species.
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Toxic Crusaders, I'm here to make you a proposal.
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Forget it, man.
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We're not the marrying kind.
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Tromaville is growing, expanding--
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bursting at the seams.
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Kind of like the seat of your pants?
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Exactly.
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And I need citizens like yourselves
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to help make it grow.
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Eh, gee, we'd like to help, but being hideously deformed
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creatures of superhuman size and strength
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takes up most of our time.
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Gentlemen, I'm talking about glamorous, high paying
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executive positions with the city.
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For instance, Junkyard, you'll be my vice president
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in charge of pooper scoopers.
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Sounds tempting.
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And Bender and Fender, you will be my joint heads of traffic.
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All right!
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No-Zone, you'll be in charge of painting those yellow lines
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of the middle of the road.
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Have wheel, will travel.
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Major Disaster reporting for assignment, sir.
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Oh.
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You, Major, will be Tromaville's official Tunisian fruit fly
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inspector.
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Hm.
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International intrigue.
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Oh-ho, I like it.
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And now Toxie, for your special job--
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Gosh, I don't know, mayor.
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My schedule's pretty full just fighting new bad guys.
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But your city needs ya.
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Besides, this will hardly cut into your time at all.
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You'll be ambassador for visiting bigwigs.
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But bigwigs never visit Tromavile.
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That's right.
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Well, in the case I accept.
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Good.
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Start packing.
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Packing?
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Why?
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Important city officials can't live
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in a disgusting dump like this.
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My limo will pick you up first thing tomorrow morning.
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NARRATOR: Mom was so proud of our new careers
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that she defrosted a special dinner.
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Great grab, Toxie's Mom.
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Yes.
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Almost as good as army chow.
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Why, it's a pleasure to kiss up to you boys
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now that you're important city officials.
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OK.
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But at least let me help you clean up.
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And to top things off, I baked a special surprise--
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an Yvonne Chiffon cake!
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Oh, wow!
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[EXCITED CHATTER]
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(SINGING) Even though he looks yucky, my honey man's a yuppie.
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He's a mover and a shaker, a real decision maker.
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When I see him, I drool like a puppy!
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Ow!
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Well, Toxie, what do you think?
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Mm.
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Delicious.
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Toxie's mom was right.
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The way to a man's heart is through his lower intestine.
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NARRATOR: It was time for us movers and shakers to leave
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our beloved toxic waste dump, but at least
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we were leaving in style.
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Still, I couldn't help feeling I was leaving a piece of myself
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behind.
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I was!
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I forgot Mop and Blobbie!
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Dr. Killemoff, Mayor Grody here.
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Well?
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Have you moved the Toxic Crusaders off the dump site?
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Yeah.
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They're out of your hair, and into mine.
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Splendid!
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I'll have the Radiation Rangers start building that
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pumping station immediately.
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Oh, goodie.
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The sooner the better.
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Wait!
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I'm not finished!
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Remember, Grody, keep the Toxic Crusaders away
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from the waste dump-- or else.
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I'm beginning to hate being the bad guy.
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Here we are, boys.
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Welcome to your new home, Grody Towers.
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Oh, now there's a coincidence.
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It's got the same name as you.
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This dump makes our dump look like-- a real dump.
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Just follow me to your luxurious new condo, boys.
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Yoo-hoo?
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Mom?
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Open up!
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It's me.
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Hello, sonny.
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Mom, I'd like you to meet my new administrative assistants.
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They'll be moving into the building.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Which apartment?
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Yours.
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You've got exactly 5 minutes to pack your junk and get out.
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Now hold on!
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You're actually planning to toss out
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your own dear, sweet mother?
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Don't worry, Major.
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She's used to it.
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But how could you?
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She's so old and feeble, and gray haired, and wrinkled,
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and--
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OK, already!
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He gets the point!
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You stay right where you are, Mayor Grody's mom!
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If our new jobs mean you'll be without a home,
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then we don't want them.
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Right, guys?
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Yeah!
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Right!
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Toxic Crusaders, back to the dump.
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March!
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To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
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No! Wait!
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I-- I got a better idea.
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You can move into the penthouse.
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How's that?
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It depends.
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Who you going to evict from there?
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Me.
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In that case, you've got yourself a deal.
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I can't wait til the Radiation Rangers finish
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building that pumping station.
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Then I'll be able to kick those Crusaders out
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on their toxic butts.
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What on Earth?
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Those idiots have defaced my priceless antique door.
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And they've changed the lock, too.
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Open up!
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I know you're in there!
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Oh, hi, mayor.
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Hey, nice shorts.
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Yeah.
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Having you move in was the stupidest
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idea I ever came up with--
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Surprise!
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Well, what do ya think?
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What do I think?
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Toxic City Officials reporting for duty, Mr. Mayor.
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Gentlemen, you know what your duties are.
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So go do them.
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Right, your honor!
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Toxie, why are you still here?
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Cause I've got nothing to do.
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That's why I figured I'd go back to the dump
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and check on things.
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Ow!
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Back to the dump?
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Why not?
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Seeing as how there aren't any bigwigs
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visiting Tromaville today.
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You want bigwigs?
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I'll get ya bigwigs!
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Do you clowns remember what you're supposed to do?
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Yeah.
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We're supposed to let Toxie give us the royal tour,
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but keep him away from the dump.
285
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,236
That's exactly right.
286
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,288
But there's something about this that's bothering me.
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If it's your girdle, I don't want to hear about it.
288
00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:50,960
No.
289
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,663
It's more like, what if one of them hideously deformed mutants
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00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:57,767
falls madly in love with me and blows the whole scheme.
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Fat chance.
292
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Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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Look who's talking, freak face.
294
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,272
Oh, yeah?
295
00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:05,157
Yeah.
296
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,993
Hey, great touch.
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The fighting will convince 'em you two are really married.
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Toxie, may I present the Ludicon and Lucrious of Bare Butta.
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Welcome to Tromaville, your royal hineys.
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Here's a fiver.
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Take 'em out for a fancy lunch.
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Hang on, royal folks.
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The Tromabille tour is about to begin.
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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, we Crusaders
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were busy with our important city assignments.
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For instance, No-Zone was painting yellow lines
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down the middle of the road.
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Well, sort of down the middle.
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While Junkyard was taking care of another kind of business.
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Hey, you with the pom poms on your paws, show a little class,
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will ya?
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Merci "barku."
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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Headbanger had his hands
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full directing traffic.
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Come on!
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Come on, move it, dudes!
317
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:06,235
No!
318
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No, no, wait!
319
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No, no!
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I wish you'd make up your mind.
321
00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:14,310
Good old Major Disaster was hot on the trail
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of Tunisian fruit flies.
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All elms and oaks, front and center.
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Hip, hup, hip, hup.
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Company halt!
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Now drop your leaves and spread 'em!
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NARRATOR: As for me, I was showing the Ludicon
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and Ludicrous around the town.
329
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How would you like to see Tromaville's
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favorite meeting place?
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Combination bowling alley and laundromat, the Bowl and Fold.
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Sounds pretty neat to me.
333
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,871
Anywhere but the toxic dump.
334
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Our little woman here is allergic to garbage.
335
00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:45,424
Oh, what a pity.
336
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:48,444
To me it's the most beautiful spot in all of Tromaville.
337
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NARRATOR: Then something happened
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00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,965
that changed the entire course of this story.
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And aren't you glad?
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00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,604
Oh!
341
00:13:58,604 --> 00:13:59,989
Hubba hubba!
342
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:02,007
NARRATOR: The minute No-Zone laid
343
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,360
eyes on the [INAUDIBLE] Ludicrous,
344
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,729
he was head over heels in love.
345
00:14:06,729 --> 00:14:07,530
Wait!
346
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:08,330
Come back!
347
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,499
Now that I've found you, you can't just
348
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:11,934
limbo out of my life!
349
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,589
Uh-oh!
350
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:21,410
Whoa!
351
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,016
Hey, what's going on?
352
00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:28,517
This must be love.
353
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,186
Mother told me I'd be knocked right off my feet.
354
00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:34,423
Hey, spokes for brains, that's my wife's lap
355
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:35,741
you're sitting in.
356
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:40,529
Oh, just my luck to fall in love with a married woman.
357
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,831
NARRATOR: That night we were all taking a well earned
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00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:45,684
and much needed bath in Mayor Grody's hot tub.
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(SINGING) We're the Toxic Crusaders.
360
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:51,323
We can clean, and Toxic Crusaders.
361
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:55,194
Scrub-a dub-a Toxic Crusaders.
362
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:59,315
Of that we're pretty sure of.
363
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,649
NARRATOR: When suddenly the mayor's
364
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,768
secretary dropped in on us.
365
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:03,569
Hello?
366
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,070
Am I in the right penthouse?
367
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,056
I'm looking for-- whoa!
368
00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:14,046
Are you all right, little lady?
369
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,748
I guess I should thank you.
370
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,736
I can't believe it.
371
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:25,124
First you take my condo, now you take my bimbo.
372
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,792
That does it, Mona.
373
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,460
I'm out of your life forever!
374
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,681
Man, go figure.
375
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,389
Faster, you clods!
376
00:15:40,389 --> 00:15:41,557
Faster!
377
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:44,109
Herr Killemoff, what's taking so long?
378
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,579
It's those blasted Radiation Rangers, Czar Zosta.
379
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,131
I won't tolerate excuses!
380
00:15:49,131 --> 00:15:51,567
You'll finish on schedule, or I'll have your head!
381
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,954
Do you hear me?
382
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,455
Only too clearly.
383
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,247
What did I do to deserve this?
384
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,003
This has gotta be the longest night of my life.
385
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,258
It's also the shortest nap you've ever had.
386
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,509
Now move along, buster.
387
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,461
It's against the law to sleep in the park.
388
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:21,447
You flat-footed idiot.
389
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,716
I'm the mayor of this town!
390
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,017
I wrote that law!
391
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:25,801
I know.
392
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:28,988
You also wrote the one about our not eating donuts on duty.
393
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,172
Now scram, bozo!
394
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,262
What did I do to deserve this?
395
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,882
I mean, besides taking bribes, cheating on my income tax,
396
00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:42,134
and secretly arranging for the takeover of Tromvaville
397
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,937
by the smog breathing aliens.
398
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:51,560
The Toxic Crusaders will pay for this, but good.
399
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,447
Ah, what a fine day for a surprise Tunisian fruit
400
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,732
fly inspection.
401
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:57,599
Hm.
402
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:01,370
There's something suspicious looking about this sassafras.
403
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:03,188
Atten-hut!
404
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,256
Present arms!
405
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,414
Oh, my.
406
00:17:12,414 --> 00:17:15,067
This is the fattest fruit fly I've ever seen.
407
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,753
I'm gonna need a larger specimen bottle.
408
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,422
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, poor lovesick No-Zone couldn't
409
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:21,974
keep his mind on his work.
410
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,727
All he could think about was the Ludicrous of Bare Butta.
411
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:28,297
Oh, my ravishingly rotund Ludicrous.
412
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,433
I can see us now.
413
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:32,401
Darling!
414
00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:34,319
Fly into my arms!
415
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,722
[SCREAMING]
416
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,124
Hold on!
417
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,926
You're not the Ludicroussa.
418
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,344
Neither of ya.
419
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,145
You idiot!
420
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,913
I oughta write you a ticket for this!
421
00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:46,732
Hey, chill out, man.
422
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,017
Can't you see the dude's in love?
423
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:51,437
I'll give you love, you addle painted add-on!
424
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,337
Ouch!
425
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,323
Hey!
426
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,207
Take that!
427
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,559
What that guy needs is a couple of girlfriends.
428
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,166
NARRATOR: No-Zone's love affair was playing
429
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,586
heck with my assignment, too.
430
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,388
[SCREAMING]
431
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,056
Hey, cut it out.
432
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,724
We're getting carsick back here.
433
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,495
Barf bags!
434
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,964
You think of everything, don't you, Mop?
435
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,365
Mm-hm.
436
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,518
NARRATOR: That crazy No-Zone was even more in love
437
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,318
than I thought.
438
00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:28,857
The toxic dump?
439
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,658
Hey, wait!
440
00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:30,642
No, turn around!
441
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,627
You're going the wrong way!
442
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:34,997
Sorry, folks, but it's against the law to cross a yellow line.
443
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:36,698
Killemoff's gonna have our skulls.
444
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,685
He told us to keep this jerk away from the dump.
445
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,271
I warned you one of them might fall in love with me
446
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,872
and botch things up.
447
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,091
You and your woman's intuition.
448
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:47,776
NARRATOR: Something weird was happening.
449
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,512
The closer we got to the dump, the more my Tromatons
450
00:18:50,512 --> 00:18:51,964
started kicking in.
451
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,349
And then I saw why.
452
00:18:54,349 --> 00:18:57,903
Our cozy little shack was history!
453
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,705
A pumping station.
454
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,475
I'll bet my Tromatons Dr. Killemoff is behind this.
455
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,359
Dr. Killemoff?
456
00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:05,661
Who's Dr. Killemoff?
457
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,813
Well, he's the guy we work for, stupid.
458
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,780
Don't you remember?
459
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,566
Shut up, you bug brain.
460
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,201
I'm sorry, your royal lewdnesses,
461
00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:14,453
but I'll have to drop you at a movie or something.
462
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,722
I've got a protest to organize.
463
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,024
No cruddy crude!
464
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,993
No cruddy crude!
465
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,578
No cruddy crude!
466
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,512
You're too late.
467
00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:26,415
The first airship crammed with huddled masses
468
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:30,786
of Smogulons, yearning to breathe gunk, is about to land.
469
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:32,237
WOMAN: Attention, passengers.
470
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,173
We are approaching Tromaville.
471
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,092
Please put your antenna in an upright position,
472
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,095
and if you've got 'em, smoke 'em.
473
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:44,449
Radiation Rangers, remove all trespassers from the area!
474
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:48,370
Let's show these bozos what weak, defenseless women
475
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,855
are made of!
476
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,840
Right on, Toxie's mom!
477
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,313
Way to go, sister!
478
00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:01,166
You might as well give up, Tromavillians.
479
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:04,553
The Smogulon airship has arrived with fresh troops.
480
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:05,737
Killemoff's right.
481
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,456
Maybe we should surrender.
482
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,440
No way!
483
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,909
A Toxic Crusader doesn't know the meaning
484
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,561
of the word surrender.
485
00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:15,163
Actually, there are lots of words a Toxic Crusader
486
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,448
don't know the meaning of.
487
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,766
Don't worry, men.
488
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:19,534
My tree troops have been preparing
489
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:21,970
for just such an emergency.
490
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:25,591
All trees, present [INAUDIBLE]!
491
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,059
Hip and hut!
492
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,510
And hip!
493
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,462
TOXIE: Great work, Major Disaster!
494
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,382
The Smogulons will never find this place now.
495
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:34,917
And just to make sure--
496
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,708
That's not fair!
497
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,760
You're cheating.
498
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,461
We're not finished yet.
499
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:49,281
Junkyard, help me out with this ancient battle
500
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,116
song I just wrote.
501
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,167
Wait, babe.
502
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,336
Let's pump up the volume with these killer amps.
503
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,772
Why thank you, Fender.
504
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:59,958
(SINGING) Oh, how we love to fight, whether we are wrong
505
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,661
or we are right.
506
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:10,502
Sometimes it's just for sport, especially when we fight.
507
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,486
Oh, yeah!
508
00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:16,908
WOMAN: Due to emergency conditions,
509
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,011
we'll be returning to Smogula.
510
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,196
Hey, that's the second time in this episode
511
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:25,267
we've amplified sounds to defeat the Radiation Rangers!
512
00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:28,437
I say when you've got a good thing going, stick with it.
513
00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:30,739
They did it again!
514
00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:31,540
Don't worry, boss.
515
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,276
I'll handle them Toxic Crusaders!
516
00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:37,245
Starting with the head Tox!
517
00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:39,998
Say goodbye, blister brain!
518
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,768
That sure is a strange custom, your heinyness.
519
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,137
In our country, we just wave goodbye.
520
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:45,937
Like this.
521
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,240
Aw, Bonehead, you bone head!
522
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,125
Now eat my laser blasts.
523
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,115
Oh, Mop!
524
00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:02,070
You-- you made the supreme sacrifice for me.
525
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:05,107
[GIGGLING]
526
00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:07,109
You're alive!
527
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,677
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
528
00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:09,478
thank you, thank you.
529
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,831
Yuck!
530
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,232
See that?
531
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,435
I warned you everything would go wrong.
532
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:17,803
But would you listen?
533
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,438
No.
534
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,238
Aw, shut up.
535
00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:25,927
Ludicons.
536
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:26,728
Go figure.
537
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:33,935
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