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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I had no friends, no girls would hug me
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until I got radioactive ugly.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I live in a dump cause the rent's real low.
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Got a little pet Blobbie, and he loves me so.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Now me and the boys fight against wrong, though we're
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hideously deformed.
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Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world.
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With my mop, tutu, and girl.
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Whoa!
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): It all started
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on Island City, the home of that notorious bad guy
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known as Dr. Killemoff.
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At last, the moment is at hand.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): At last, the moment was at hand.
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Soon hordes of pollution-breathing aliens
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from the planet Smogula will be arriving
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to take over Tromaville.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Soon hordes of pollution-breathing aliens
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from the planet Smogula would be arriving
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to take over Tromaville.
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Is there an echo in here?
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): Oops.
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Maybe I better let this story unravel by itself.
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Maybe you'd better.
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I must arrange a suitable landing
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site for my fellow Smogulans.
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Any suggestions, Mayor Grody?
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[GRUNT]
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Uh, what about the Tromaville old folks' home.
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It's spacious, convenient, and you
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can walk to the supermarket.
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Smogulans don't have feet.
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They have little wheels.
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That's even better.
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All the curbs at the home have wheelchair ramps.
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Yeah, boss.
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And the old geezers will be a cinch to throw out.
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[HICCUP]
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Bonehead is right.
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I remember how easy it was to throw my own dear mother out
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of the house.
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She weighed practically nothing.
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I like it!
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Psycho, fill the spray tanks with pollution solution.
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Bonehead!
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Take a platoon of Radiation Rangers,
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and toss those old duffers off the property.
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Yeah.
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And you said there was no fringe benefits to this job.
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I'm worried, boss.
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Like, what if the Toxic Crusader's mom happens
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to be friends with one of those old biddies,
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and she calls on the Toxic Crusaders to help?
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And he and his fellow mutant creatures
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kick butt on our Radiation Rangers?
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What a preposterous idea!
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No wonder they call you Psycho.
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Who dumped this mess?
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Quit complaining, Major Disaster.
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You're winning all the chips.
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[MONSTER NOISES]
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Yeah, but Blobbie keeps eating them all.
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Hey, man.
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Like, quit scoping out my cards, OK?
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These aren't your cards.
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They're my cards.
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Says who?
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Says me.
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Oh, yeah?
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Ow!
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Slap me, will you?
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Ouch.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, take this one.
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[FIGHTING]
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Headbanger, stop!
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If entire nations can learn to get along,
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why can't one two-headed person?
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[GROAN]
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Let me sing you a little song that expresses
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it a lot better than I can.
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I wish she'd find someone who can
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sing a lot better than she can.
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(SINGING) Folks should like each other like a mother likes
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her brother and a mister likes his sister and a father-in-law
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likes his-- and a father-in-law--
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father-in-law likes his-- his-- oh, well, you get the idea.
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Wait, everyone.
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My tromatons are sending me a warning.
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I sense that something evil is afoot in our beloved town
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of Tromaville.
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YVONNE: Aw, poor little Toxie-woxie.
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I bet you're just jealous, because I
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didn't sing a song for you.
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No, Yvonne.
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It's something a lot worse than your singing.
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[LAUGHTER] -Is that possible?
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Definitely.
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This will make you feel all better.
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(SINGING) Oh, his friends all call him Toxie,
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and he's got a lot of moxie.
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He don't come from Billow-oxie, but it's
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the only city that rhymes!
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[SCREECHES] There.
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Feeling better?
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You mean since you stopped?
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Lots.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Never better.
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Gosh.
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Trading my dog for this accordion at that swap meet
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was the smartest move I ever, ever made.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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MAYOR GRODY: That's it.
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Keep the line moving.
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We got a dozen more vans to fill before--
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[BURP]
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Lunch break.
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Oh, Mayor Grody, you can't do this!
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I can do anything I want.
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I'm His Honor, the mayor.
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But some of my best friends are moldy oldies.
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Look, lady, this is official city business.
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So butt out!
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Oh, unless, of course, you are a registered party voter.
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[HICCUP]
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In which case, have a little leftover jelly donut?
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I'll never be that hungry.
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You'll pay for this, even if I didn't.
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I'm telling my son, the superhero, on you!
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Radiation Rangers?
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Here in Tromaville?
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Carting away all the old folks in moving vans?
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Yeah, and they're not even using
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the kind with those heavy pads.
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So that's why my tromatons were doing the lambada.
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They knew they were in the presence of some great evil.
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Fellas, it's time for us to dish out a little justice.
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Toxic Crusader style.
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All right.
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Excellent notion, Tox-Man.
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(SINGING) We're the Toxic Crusaders.
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We're the Toxic Crusaders.
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We're the Toxic Crusaders.
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Of that we're pretty sure of.
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We're the Toxic Crusaders.
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We're the Toxic Crusaders.
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We're the Toxic Crusaders.
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Boys.
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They're always fighting and kicking and punching.
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Why couldn't I have had a little girl?
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PSYCHO: Come on.
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Move it, people.
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Move it.
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BONEHEAD: Yeah.
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Pretend like you're going to visit your grandchildren.
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TOXIE: That'll be just about enough of that.
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[GRUNT]
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Who said that?
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We did!
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The Toxic Crusaders?
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In the hideously deformed and mutilated flesh.
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Come on, bozos.
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Let's rumble.
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That means fight!
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I know that.
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I may be Psycho, but I'm not stupid.
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Radiation Rangers, front and center.
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[SCREAM]
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[CRASH]
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It's OK, guys.
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This is on me.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, let's see you mutilated morons try that on me.
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I'll handle this.
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Whoa!
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[GRUNT]
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What-- what are you guys doing?
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You're going on a little space ride, man.
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Ready to peel?
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Three, two-- blastoff.
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[SCREAM]
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TOXIE: Don't worry.
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Those awful people won't be bothering you anymore.
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Is that a promise?
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Cross my hideously deformed heart.
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Oops!
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Toxic Crusaders, to thank you for rescuing us and protecting
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the environment, we've prepared a special celebration dinner.
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Cool, Daddio.
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Uh, I mean, Mammio.
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We're serving powdered eggs with mashed potatoes.
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And for dessert, some graham crackers dunked in hot cocoa.
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If you need em, I'll even donate my extra set of teeth
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to chew it with.
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Whoa.
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My stomach just did a full gainer.
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Sometimes you really embarrass me.
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It sounds mighty tempting, but we hideously
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deformed creatures of superhuman size and strength
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have to avoid rich foods in order
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to maintain our fighting edge.
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I would like the teeth, though.
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They come in handy for pulling pins out of hand grenades.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Once again, those Toxic Crusaders have
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destroyed my best laid plans.
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I told you so.
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(ANGRILY) You did what?
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Uh, I mean, wow.
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What an unexpected turn of events.
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Now how can I get rid of those meddling mutants
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while I carry out my plan?
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What about an all expense paid vacation on a tropical island?
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I have it.
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We'll offer them an all expense paid
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vacation on a tropical island.
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What tropical island?
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Why, this tropical island, of course.
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It's nice of the post office to send this stuff air mail.
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They have to.
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What mailman in his right mind would enter this dump?
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You're right.
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Rain and snow and gloom of night is one thing,
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but toxic schmutz-- forget it.
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"Congratulations.
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You're the lucky winner of an all expense
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paid vacation at Club Fred."
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Oh, wow.
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Totally triumphant, man.
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A freebie vacation.
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Bender, you're a scientist.
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What are the odds of four hideously deformed creatures
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of superhuman size and strength all winning the same contest?
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It's got to be at least 11 to one.
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We better start packing our meager belongings.
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They've taken the bait.
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The Toxic Crusaders don't know it,
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but for them, Club Fred will soon turn out to be Club Dead.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Six miserable palm trees?
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Is that all the foliage you could find?
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Hey, don't blame us, boss.
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Palm trees don't grow on trees, you know.
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The Toxic Crusaders will be arriving this afternoon.
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We must disguise this island to look like a Club Fred.
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Trust me, boss.
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Those bozos are so stupid, they won't even know the difference.
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I don't know, chief.
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What if every trick we pull on them backfires
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because their sweet natured innocence protects them,
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and we end up getting clobbered instead?
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Are you starting it again?
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Just a thought.
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Forget I said anything.
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[CHEERS]
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They like us.
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They really like us.
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It's something we superheroes must learn to live with.
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Oh, Toxie, I'll miss you so.
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Give me a hug, you big lug.
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A hug?
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You bet.
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Oh!
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I simply melt when you hold me.
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Sort of like those plastic flowers you brought me?
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YVONNE: Exactly.
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Way cool.
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They sent us our own personal hovercraft.
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[SCREAM]
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Bye, Yvonne.
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Bye, Mom.
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Always wear clean underwear!
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You never know when you'll get run over by a golf cart.
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(SINGING) Welcome to Club Fred, our own tropical island.
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We serve breakfast in bed.
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We know you'll go home smiling.
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Hm.
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There's something familiar about those two guys.
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I got a nose for those things.
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Hold on.
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This is no tropical resort.
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It's Island City.
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What vile scheme is Dr. Killemoff up to this time?
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[LAUGHTER]
297
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Scheme?
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No scheme, honest.
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He decided to go timeshare condo with the place.
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Some kind of tax shelter.
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And speaking of shelters, wait til you
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guys see your luxurious suite.
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BONEHEAD: Well, what do you think, huh?
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This is a luxury suite?
305
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A radioactive chemical container in the middle
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of an oozing swamp, bubbling with poisonous gases?
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We wanted you to feel at home.
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And look at the way it glows.
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You won't have to leave a light on when you go out.
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And believe me, we intend to go out a lot.
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KILLEMOFF: Splendid!
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With those dimwits here on the island,
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my Radiation Rangers will be able to take over Tromaville
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without interference.
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Attention, attack helicopters, activate the full scale
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invasion of Tromaville.
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TOXIE (VOICEOVER): While we were off enjoying our Club Fred
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vacation, a stranger appeared in Tromaville whose arrival
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would change our lives forever.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHISTLING]
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You guys are just going to love hang gliding.
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Yeah.
324
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,034
You're going to love it to death.
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[LAUGHTER]
326
00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:44,757
I just know I know these guys from some place.
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Oh, No-Zone, you're just imagining things.
328
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:49,328
How come you're doing all that sawing?
329
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Uh, uh, um, well, that's just to lighten the load.
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When you're four man hang gliding, every ounce counts.
331
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OK.
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All done.
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All right.
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We're ready.
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Show us how you do this.
336
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Now pay close attention.
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You grab onto the main strut like this, and then you--
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[SCREAM]
339
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Maybe we better practice that, fellas.
340
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,367
[SCREAM]
341
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[SNAP]
342
00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:14,637
Yow!
343
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:16,789
Yow!
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00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,964
Killemoff ain't going to like this.
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Oh, and like I do.
346
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,552
[MUSIC PLAYING]
347
00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:35,691
Hello there, uh, you must be the Toxic Crusader's mom.
348
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,227
I can see the resemblance.
349
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,129
Well, you have your nerve.
350
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,515
I, uh-- uh, I only meant it in the nicest sense.
351
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:47,570
Oh, well, in that case, thank you.
352
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,555
I'm looking for your son.
353
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,224
He's away at a Club Fred resort enjoying
354
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a well deserved vacation.
355
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,263
Aw, I'll try again another time.
356
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,598
You-- you've been real kind.
357
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,467
Oh, and one more thing.
358
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,885
Yeah, yeah, yeah?
359
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:03,986
Stay off my lawn!
360
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Bad dog!
361
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:06,205
Bad dog!
362
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,156
[BARKING]
363
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[CRASH]
364
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,025
OK.
365
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All set.
366
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,679
This is really going to blow those Toxic Crusaders away.
367
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,880
You're just in time.
368
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,398
Here they come now.
369
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:17,716
Yo, honored guests!
370
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:20,970
Come on over here.
371
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,037
What's up?
372
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:24,206
We want to take a picture of you guys.
373
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Epic notion.
374
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,660
Maybe later we could have it blown up.
375
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[LAUGHTER]
376
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,029
You don't even have to wait.
377
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,547
You can be blown up right now.
378
00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,115
What a strange looking camera.
379
00:15:33,115 --> 00:15:33,916
Hm.
380
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,684
An Instablastic.
381
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,152
I think I've heard of them.
382
00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:39,521
It's one of those 35 millimeter jobs.
383
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,257
Right a 35 millimeter Cannon.
384
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:44,760
But first, let's take a snapshot of you fellas.
385
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,678
No, don't!
386
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,495
Stop!
387
00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:47,296
That's it.
388
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Wave. -No, wait!
389
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,348
Stop, stop!
390
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No pictures!
391
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,283
Stop!
392
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[BLAST]
393
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:54,987
[EXPLOSION]
394
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:58,374
Boy, these new cameras sure don't like it if you move.
395
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,658
[CHATTER]
396
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:03,045
Uh, sorry to disturb you, folks,
397
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,664
but how do I get to Club Fred?
398
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,582
[SCREAM]
399
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,501
Don't be afraid!
400
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,886
I don't bite!
401
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,187
See?
402
00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:15,057
My tail is wagging!
403
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:15,941
[WHIMPER]
404
00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:18,477
Maybe these people know.
405
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,611
Hey, fellas.
406
00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,197
I'm looking for a club named Fred.
407
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,315
Is it this way?
408
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,317
Or is it that way?
409
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,602
Oh!
410
00:16:26,602 --> 00:16:30,489
When can a bad guy get a break around here?
411
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,541
You guys will really enjoy this.
412
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:33,976
It's called wind surfing.
413
00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:34,777
Bye bye.
414
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,315
Whoa!
415
00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:41,116
What a joke.
416
00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:43,202
Those dum dums don't know it, but they're
417
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,705
headed straight for 10 tons of nuclear explosives!
418
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,440
Pretty neat, huh?
419
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,476
Hang 10, Bender!
420
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:51,276
OK.
421
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:54,813
I'll hang five, and you hang five.
422
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:55,881
All right!
423
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,050
We got em this time.
424
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,968
[MUSIC PLAYING]
425
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,256
[PANTING]
426
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:09,261
I'm looking for the Toxic Crusader.
427
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,045
Hey!
428
00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:11,930
What's that?
429
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,365
[SCREAM]
430
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:14,800
Whoa!
431
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,751
What's happening?
432
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,186
I don't know.
433
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:20,789
Something's pulling us away.
434
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,590
Uh oh.
435
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:22,391
Let's move.
436
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:25,878
(STUTTERING) What does it look like I'm doing?
437
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,862
[CRASH]
438
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,363
[SCREAM]
439
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,618
It's Bonehead and Psycho.
440
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:36,605
I told you there was something familiar about those guys.
441
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:40,275
We'd better go tell Killemoff about this.
442
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,162
No need to, you dipsticks.
443
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,849
Dr. Killemoff already knows.
444
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,435
I don't know who you are, but thanks.
445
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,919
The name's Junkyard.
446
00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:53,806
Us hideously deformed critters have to help one another
447
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,724
in this crazy world of ours.
448
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:56,625
So tell us.
449
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,761
How did you become hideously deformed?
450
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:00,612
Do we have time for a flashback?
451
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:01,413
Aw, sure.
452
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,849
It'll take Killemoff a while to come up with a new scheme
453
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,134
to destroy us.
454
00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:09,071
It-- it happened some time ago.
455
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:10,773
It was a dark and stormy night.
456
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:12,991
FENDER (VOICEOVER): Man, how come all dogs start
457
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:14,510
their stories the same way?
458
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,261
BENDER (VOICEOVER): Let him finish, Fender.
459
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,212
Speak, Junkyard.
460
00:18:17,212 --> 00:18:18,180
[BARKING]
461
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:19,598
No, no, no.
462
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,466
I mean, speak.
463
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,900
JUNKYARD (VOICEOVER): Oh.
464
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,921
Well, like I was saying, it was a dark and stormy night.
465
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:28,123
I was working the night shift at the junkyard--
466
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:31,059
that's me on the right-- when this hobo
467
00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:33,512
crawled in to keep dry.
468
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,980
[THUNDER]
469
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,688
The toxic ooze had fused us together.
470
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,275
I was now half bow wow and half bum.
471
00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:48,076
Now that I could read, I discovered
472
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,028
newspapers were good for more than just
473
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,363
house-training puppies.
474
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,582
I read about Tromaville, the town
475
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:57,286
where all hideously deformed creatures of superhuman size
476
00:18:57,286 --> 00:19:00,139
and strength seem to end up.
477
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,841
Whoa, you finished that flashback just in time.
478
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:03,759
Look what's coming.
479
00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:05,861
MAJOR DISASTER: Apocalypse attack helicopters.
480
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:07,095
And look over there.
481
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,347
Radiation Rangers!
482
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,917
As a former military man, I'd say we're surrounded.
483
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,621
Toxic Crusaders, let's fight for decency and honor.
484
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,123
We could really use some heroic music about now.
485
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,041
[MUSIC PLAYING]
486
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:21,493
That's more like it.
487
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,411
[MUSIC PLAYING]
488
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,746
What has four wheels and flies?
489
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,700
An apocalypse garbage truck.
490
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,501
[CRASH]
491
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,253
A tree!
492
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,005
I need a tree!
493
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,674
Nah, it's not what you're thinking.
494
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,659
[MUSIC PLAYING]
495
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,132
[CRASH]
496
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,618
[CRASH]
497
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:48,620
That does it!
498
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,807
No more Mr. Affable Alien.
499
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:54,142
Now we get down and dirty!
500
00:19:54,142 --> 00:19:54,960
Psycho!
501
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,761
Bonehead!
502
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:56,645
Where are you?
503
00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:59,531
Here, Dr. Killemoff, right next to the Polluto tank.
504
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,968
An excellent stroke of geographic good fortune,
505
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,804
because I want you to release it this instant.
506
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,605
Polluto?
507
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,839
The giant oil slick?
508
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,024
But don't you remember?
509
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:10,509
It got blown up in the first episode.
510
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:14,413
And it's still pretty ticked off about the whole thing.
511
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,430
[MONSTER NOISES]
512
00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:20,419
KILLEMOFF: I said, release Polluto!
513
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,220
OK.
514
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,170
You're the doctor.
515
00:20:25,107 --> 00:20:26,575
[MONSTER NOISES]
516
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:31,897
Sic him, fella.
517
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,948
[MONSTER NOISES]
518
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,199
Uh oh.
519
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,201
Polluto is headed right for us.
520
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:39,404
I thought he got blown up in the first episode.
521
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,205
Ew!
522
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,574
What a gross out, man.
523
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,260
Those noises sound just like an upset stomach.
524
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,764
Giant antacid pills to stop a giant oil slick?
525
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:49,581
You know the saying.
526
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,618
You're got to fight heartburn with fire.
527
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,103
Or something like that.
528
00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:56,021
Ready?
529
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:56,905
Set.
530
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:57,706
Throw!
531
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,493
[MONSTER NOISES]
532
00:21:02,477 --> 00:21:03,962
[BURP]
533
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:08,400
[BURP]
534
00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:11,353
Whoa!
535
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:22,564
The Toxic Crusaders rule!
536
00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:23,799
Repeat after me.
537
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:26,985
I, Junkyard, promise to obey all the rules
538
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,670
of the Toxic Crusaders.
539
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:31,840
I, Junkyard, promise to obey all the rules
540
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,809
of the Toxic Crusaders.
541
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,444
And to stay off the furniture.
542
00:21:35,444 --> 00:21:38,096
And to stay off the furn-- hey!
543
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:38,897
Just fooling.
544
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:45,787
(SINGING) For-- for he's a jolly good Fido.
545
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:47,773
For he's a jolly good Fido.
546
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:55,731
For he's a jolly good Fido, which nobody can deny.
547
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,232
No!
548
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,250
[MUSIC PLAYING]
549
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,901
Hurray for Junkyard!
550
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,270
Hurray for Junkyard!
551
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,457
And this will be your own special house.
552
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,258
Gosh.
553
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,175
[SNIFFING]
554
00:22:07,175 --> 00:22:08,110
[BARK]
555
00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:10,796
I got so much to learn from you guys.
556
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,898
We can both learn from each other.
557
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:16,001
In fact, you've already taught us a valuable lesson.
558
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,135
I have?
559
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:18,303
Me?
560
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:19,321
What?
561
00:22:19,321 --> 00:22:21,006
Let's show him, fellas.
562
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:21,907
[BARKING]
563
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,309
Oh, that's good.
564
00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:25,510
[CHATTER]
565
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,249
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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