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THEME SONG: Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I had no friends.
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No girls'd hug me til I got radioactive ugly.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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I live in a dump 'cause the rent's real low.
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Got a little pet Blobbie who love me so.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Now me and the boys fight against wrong.
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Now we're hideously deformed.
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Hey, I'm sitting on top of the world
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with my mop, tutu, and girl.
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Wow!
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic Crusaders.
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Toxic!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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MALE VOICE (ON RADIO): Good morning, Island City!
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This is radio station W-O-P-U, reminding everyone we've got
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a stage 87 smog alert.
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So wear your gas mask.
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And remember, don't get caught outside
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during an acid rainstorm.
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It's a horrible way to go.
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I love this town!
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Do you know why I love this town?
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Because you own it?
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Because it's the most polluted city in the world.
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And I, Dr. Killemoff, made it that way.
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Behold, thy evil genius!
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[BEEP]
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If you love your puppy, give him
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Woof Dog Food-- the dog food that makes your puppy woof
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all over the place.
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[WOOF] [WOOF]
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I got to get another job.
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This guy's a loser.
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(YELLING) I have to get this stupid thing fixed!
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[ZAP]
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Ah.
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That's more like it.
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Look.
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I know you're an evil genius, Doc.
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What I don't know is where you want
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me to dump this Grossolium 90.
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Ah, yes.
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Grossolium-- the deadliest toxic waste known to man.
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Dump it in the last unpolluted city
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in New Jersey-- Tromaville.
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I don't know if that's such a good idea, Doc.
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What if some complete and hopeless nerd
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falls into the Grossolium and transforms
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into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size
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and strength.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Complete and hopeless nerd.
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Oh, I wish I wasn't a complete and hopeless nerd.
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Maybe then I'd have a girlfriend who
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loves me for who I am, or at least
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confuses me with someone else.
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Hey, Bimbette.
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Look at Melvin Junko.
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What a complete and hopeless nerd.
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Yeah.
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Got me with a rake.
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Melvin's is a real nuclear puker.
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--[LAUGHS] How about if we have some
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fun with ole Melvin and show everybody
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what a bogus geek he is.
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--[LAUGHS] That's a def idea, Bonehead.
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What's the plan?
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[SPLASH]
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Whoa!
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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[YELLING]
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I can't stop!
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[WHIR]
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[WHOOSH]
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Sorry.
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You think he's stupid enough to fall for it?
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[SPLAT]
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Ow.
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Never mind.
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Yeah.
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Catch you later, babe.
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Hi, Melvin.
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You look really, really cute today.
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I do?
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Oh, yeah.
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In fact, I think it's time I dumbed scuzzy old Bonehead
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and started dating a really cute guy like you.
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You do?
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Would I lie?
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So what are you doing tonight, huh?
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Well, at 7:00 o'clock I practice burping.
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At 8:00, I wax my chicken.
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Then from 9:00 to 10:00, I like to smell my armpits.
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[GAGGING]
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How about if you meet me at the pool after the club closes
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and we get to know each other better.
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Know what I mean?
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No.
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But I'll be there.
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Great!
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Oh!
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Would you also do me one big favor?
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You want to hear me burp?
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No.
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I want you to wear a special outfit on our date tonight.
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A tutu?
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Oh, gee.
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I don't know.
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Please, Melvie.
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It would mean so much to little Bimbette
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if big, handsome Melvie-Welvie wore the cute wittle tutu.
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[KISS]
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Ah.
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OK.
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If it means so much to you. [SNORT] Are you sure
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you don't want to hear me burp?
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What a moron.
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Oh, boy.
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This is my lucky day!
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I got a girlfriend!
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Yippee!
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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Sorry.
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[SPLASH]
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[SQUAWK]
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Gee, I hope Bimbette thinks I look OK for our date.
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Pink isn't really my color.
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I hope my mop doesn't clash.
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[WHOOSH]
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Yoohoo!
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Bimbette!
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I'm ready.
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Bimbette?
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[LAUGHING]
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I love it!
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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You look real good in pink.
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[LAUGHING]
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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[SPIT]
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[CHATTER]
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[YELL]
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[AH]
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[SPLASH]
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[LAUGHING]
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I just have the strangest feeling
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I made a mistake sending that Grossolium to Tromaville.
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A complete and hopeless nerd?
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Nah.
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[LAUGHING]
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Please help me.
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I'm changing into something horrible.
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I'm changing into a school teacher!
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[YELLS]
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Oh, no!
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I'm changing into something even more horrible now.
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I'm turning into (WITH ACCENT) a movie producer.
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[YELLS]
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Oh, no!
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I'm changing again!
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I'm changing int a--
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A hideously deformed creature of superhuman size
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and strength!
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[YELLS]
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A what?
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Oh.
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I got a big problem.
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Mom.
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It's me, Melvin.
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[KNOCKING]
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Melvin, my son.
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Oy.
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Oh.
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[SPLAT]
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Oh, what am I going to do?
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Now that I'm a hideously deformed
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creature of superhuman size and strength,
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where will I even live?
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Try the toxic waste dump.
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Thanks, Mom.
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I knew I could count on you.
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My new home.
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Ah, well I guess it isn't so bad.
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Look at the bright side.
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How many people have a home that glows in the dark?
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What else I little fella why you're a cute little blob
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see as I told you I know how about well
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Bobby here's where I will live my life all alone with no one
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to love or care for me but you.
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[FEMALE SINGING]
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Hey.
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What's that beautiful sound?
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[ACCORDION PLAYING]
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[SPLAT]
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[HUMMING]
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(SINGING) The world is a beautiful.
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The world is love.
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We are brothers and sisters.
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Of that I'm pretty sure of.
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Hey, sweet thing, you got something we want.
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Want to guess what it is?
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[GIGGLES] Gee.
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Do I win anything if I guess right?
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I really could use a microwave or maybe a waffle iron.
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I'd love a waffle iron.
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Oh!
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I know what I need.
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How about a socket wrench?
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The new accordion, dumbo.
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Give it, now!
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Hey.
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This is weird.
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Something bad is happening nearby.
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I can feel it in my body.
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BLONDE GIRL: Somebody help me!
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Please!
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Let go of my accordion!
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Now I'm sure!
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Somebody's hurting an accordion!
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Help!
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Hey, you plunks!
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Leave that girl alone.
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Oh.
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Look fellas.
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It's Melvin, the mop boy.
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Your days up picking on nerds and accordion players
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are over, Bonehead.
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Let's get him!
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[GRUNT]
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This'll teach you to mess with a hideously deformed creature
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of superhuman size and strength.
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[WHIR]
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Whoa!
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[SPLASH]
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Hey, man.
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What's happening to me?
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I can't get out of here.
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Feel lucky, punk?
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Not really.
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No.
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[CLATTER]
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Oh!
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Are you OK?
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Fine, thanks to you.
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I did lose my contact lenses.
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So I can't see too good.
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Gosh.
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You're very handsome.
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Boy, this really is my lucky day.
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[YELLING]
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Yvonne.
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Gee, that's a pretty name.
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Thanks.
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It means pretty girl who walks in sunlight
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or big, rusty pooper scooper.
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I forget which.
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So what should I call you?
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Well, I used to be called Melvin.
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But now that I've had a small accident with toxic chemicals,
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I think I need a new name.
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--[GASP] How about if I call you Chemicals, or Mr. Chemicals,
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or Bucky Kid, or how about--
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Toxie!
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That's it.
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You can call me Toxie.
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Uh-oh.
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I'm getting that weird feeling again.
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Something evil is happening, and it's happening real close.
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Help!
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Bad guys are going to destroy our orphanage so they can build
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a poisonous chemical plant!
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Hm.
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Where could that evil be?
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[SQUEAK]
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Huh?
282
00:10:37,019 --> 00:10:37,820
Hey!
283
00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,323
Bad guys are trying to destroy that orphanage.
284
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,924
That's not right!
285
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[SQUEAKING]
286
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,694
And my mop is alive.
287
00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:46,979
I bet that happened when it fell into the toxic chemicals
288
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:47,780
with me.
289
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,981
OK, mop.
290
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,184
Let's you and me clean up this mess.
291
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,570
[SQUEAKING]
292
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,907
[WHACK]
293
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,893
Have no fear.
294
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,128
Toxie's here.
295
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,146
Let go of her, you creep!
296
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,949
[SMACK]
297
00:11:06,949 --> 00:11:09,301
Oh, thank you Toxie!
298
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,803
You're welcome, sweetheart.
299
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,271
Now please step aside.
300
00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:15,358
A battle against evil is no place for a little girl.
301
00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:16,759
Whoa!
302
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,177
Are you all right?
303
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,479
I'm having a ball!
304
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,981
[WHACK]
305
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,967
[YELLING]
306
00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:28,137
[GUNFIRE]
307
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:28,938
Ha!
308
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:29,922
Ha-ha!
309
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:30,723
Ah!
310
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,892
Ha-ha!
311
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,127
Hey, you shot my tutu.
312
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,929
No I'm really mad.
313
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,915
[GUNSHOTS]
314
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:44,887
[UGH]
315
00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:50,342
Wee!
316
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,829
[GUNSHOTS]
317
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:04,757
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
318
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,243
(CHANTING) Toxie!
319
00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:08,244
Toxie!
320
00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:09,228
Toxie!
321
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,764
Toxie!
322
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,183
Can you tell our home viewers what just happened here?
323
00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:17,219
I'm not sure, but I think my new boyfriend talks to his mop.
324
00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,020
Oh, yeah.
325
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,371
I'll tell you what happened.
326
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:22,625
My son, Melvin Junko, who is know a hideously deformed
327
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,277
creature with superhuman size and strength,
328
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:29,548
saved those poor orphans from being thrown out of their home.
329
00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,367
We understand you name is Melvin Junko.
330
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:32,284
Not anymore.
331
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,553
From now on my name is Toxie, and I'm
332
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:38,007
a crusader against pollution, crime, and other stuff.
333
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:42,094
So I guess we could call you the Toxic Crusader.
334
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,312
Hey, yeah.
335
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,480
I'd like that!
336
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,515
The Toxic Crusader!
337
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,316
Neat!
338
00:12:47,316 --> 00:12:49,084
No!
339
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:50,836
How could this be happening?
340
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,538
I told you so.
341
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,806
What did you say?
342
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:54,857
Nothing.
343
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,575
He must be stopped!
344
00:12:56,575 --> 00:13:00,212
This-- this Toxic Crusader must be
345
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:04,316
eradicated or all my plans to pollute the world
346
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,568
will be destroyed!
347
00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:08,637
Let me take care of this Toxic Crusader!
348
00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:11,240
Why should I give you the pleasure of killing him?
349
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,193
Because he did this to me!
350
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,544
All right, then.
351
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:19,031
Do away with him, and you will be well rewarded.
352
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,466
No sweat!
353
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:24,170
You can say goodbye to the Toxic Crusader!
354
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:24,970
Goodbye!
355
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,498
(SINGING) I'm a hero.
356
00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:37,299
I'm feeling warm and snuggly.
357
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:39,985
Got a girlfriend, although I'm all ugly.
358
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,036
I'm a hero.
359
00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:43,439
I'm feeling warm and snuggly.
360
00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:44,490
I'm a--
361
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,775
[CRYING]
362
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:49,962
What's the matter, little girl?
363
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:53,849
(CRYING) Toxie, my kitty cat's stuck in the tree.
364
00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:54,650
Aw.
365
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:55,451
Don't cry.
366
00:13:55,451 --> 00:13:56,685
I'll get your kitty down.
367
00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:59,839
Mop, do your stuff.
368
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,823
[SQUEAK]
369
00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:02,791
[SCREECH]
370
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:04,159
Here you go, honey.
371
00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,694
Have a nice day.
372
00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,613
[GIGGLES] Thanks, Toxie.
373
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,515
You're the best.
374
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,433
[SQUEAKING]
375
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,352
[RUMBLE]
376
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,653
(SINGING) I'm a hero.
377
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:15,754
I'm fee-- Hey!
378
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:18,657
What happened to the happy music?
379
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,110
Oh, well.
380
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,029
BONEHEAD: OK, Toxic Crusader.
381
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,565
Get ready to become the Crust Crusader.
382
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:36,609
Uh-oh I got that old feeling.
383
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,560
Oh, no!
384
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,929
Look out little girl!
385
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,363
Look out!
386
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,265
[RUMBLE]
387
00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:45,184
Are you OK, Toxie?
388
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,986
Actually, I'm feeling a little rundown.
389
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,021
He's moving in for the kill.
390
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:52,508
This is the end of the Toxic Crusader.
391
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,994
I don't know if that would kill him off.
392
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,428
What if old Toxie jumps out of the way
393
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,797
and defeats Bonehead with his super-powered mop?
394
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,083
Don't be ridiculous!
395
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,101
Are you ready, mop?
396
00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:10,559
Whoa!
397
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,048
Wa-hoo!
398
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,033
Oh, no!
399
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,019
Bonehead has been defeated by the Toxic
400
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,038
Crusader's cursed mop!
401
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:24,590
I told you so.
402
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,641
What did you say?
403
00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:26,759
Nothing.
404
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:31,463
I will have to put an end to this Toxic Crusader myself.
405
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,582
Psycho, prepare my radiation rangers
406
00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:39,254
for battle, while I prepare a special weapon just in case.
407
00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:40,522
He still might beat us if he's helped
408
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,241
by other hideously deformed creatures
409
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,143
with superhuman size and strength.
410
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:44,944
Psycho!
411
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,464
I grow weary of your ridiculous ideas.
412
00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:49,264
Sorry.
413
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:50,366
Bad guys are so stupid.
414
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,838
[KNOCKING]
415
00:15:55,838 --> 00:15:57,806
Yvonne, it's me, Toxie.
416
00:15:57,806 --> 00:15:59,742
Oh, Toxie, I missed you so!
417
00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:00,659
Ah!
418
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,460
Ugh.
419
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,845
Honey, where are ya?
420
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,046
I'm right here, Yvonne.
421
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:04,997
Oh, goodie.
422
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,432
I have a surprise for you.
423
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,768
I've got new glasses so I can finally see your gorgeous face.
424
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,538
[GASP] Yvonne, no!
425
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,456
[SCREAM]
426
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,992
Oh, I should have known this would happen.
427
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:20,295
How could a beautiful, intelligent girl like Yvonne
428
00:16:20,295 --> 00:16:22,114
ever fall for a hideously deformed
429
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,365
creature such as myself?
430
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,100
But I did fall for you, Toxie.
431
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:25,901
Huh?
432
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,854
But the minute you saw how ugly I am, you screamed.
433
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:29,872
You're not ugly.
434
00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:31,023
You're very handsome.
435
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,175
It's your tie that made me scream.
436
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:34,977
Now that's ugly.
437
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,311
I mean, more than ugly. It's gross.
438
00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:37,146
OK.
439
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,313
So she's just beautiful.
440
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,947
Uh, Toxie honey, I don't think I can go out tonight.
441
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,068
I really have to wash my hair.
442
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,486
Can I help you?
443
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,539
Say your prayers, Toxic Crusader.
444
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:04,339
Why?
445
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,391
Am I going to bed now?
446
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,442
No.
447
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,262
You are going to die for standing in the way of my plans
448
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,864
to pollute Tromaville.
449
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,066
But why do you want to pollute Tromaville?
450
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,036
What good does it do anybody to poison the environment?
451
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,088
I've always wondered that myself.
452
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:22,658
It may be poison to humans, but not to the people
453
00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:26,912
of my planet Smogula.
454
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,514
Oh, man.
455
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,966
I'm working for a cockroach?
456
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,836
For Smogulans to take over this planet,
457
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:38,057
the air and water must be first poisoned to our liking.
458
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,659
But if you poison our planet-- as if we can't do it
459
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,796
ourselves-- then all human and animal life will die.
460
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,547
What's your point?
461
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,415
Oh.
462
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:50,402
I'm definitely in the presence of some big time evil.
463
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,738
My point is this, butthead!
464
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,308
This is my planet-- even though I don't look like I'm from it.
465
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,577
And this is my town, which means it's
466
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,863
my job to keep it safe, beautiful,
467
00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,748
and free from pollution.
468
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,985
Then prepare to die, Toxic Crusader.
469
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,855
Apocalypse now!
470
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:13,392
[GUNFIRE]
471
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,428
I sure could use some help.
472
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,832
[GUNFIRE]
473
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,050
Excuse me, but, uh, me and my friend
474
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:25,320
are looking for a hideously deformed creature named Toxic.
475
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,121
Have you seen him?
476
00:18:26,121 --> 00:18:27,973
He's up there.
477
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:28,774
Oh, yeah.
478
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,675
I see him.
479
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,294
[SNEEZE]
480
00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:33,545
Gesundheit.
481
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,030
Thank you.
482
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:35,998
[GRUNTING]
483
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:36,982
[CRASH]
484
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:37,966
You fools!
485
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:38,951
Get him!
486
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,420
I hate this part.
487
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,405
It's cleanup time!
488
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:44,223
Oh, sorry.
489
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,124
[SMACKS]
490
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,024
[GRUNTING]
491
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,192
Excuse me.
492
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,427
My name's No-Zone.
493
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,612
This is my friend, Major Disaster.
494
00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:54,249
We're both hideously deformed creatures with superhuman size
495
00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:55,651
and strength.
496
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:56,919
Really? Me too.
497
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:57,803
Yeah. We know.
498
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,939
We saw you on TV and wanted to come join you.
499
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:04,193
Well, I have to warn you, it's a tough job.
500
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:06,411
There's no dental plan, and we don't get
501
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,013
any piece of our merchandising.
502
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,081
Ah, it's OK.
503
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,899
We just want to fight bad guys.
504
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:11,700
Great.
505
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,402
You're hired!
506
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,670
What's Major Disaster doing?
507
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,022
Uh, he has the power to control to control plants.
508
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,575
It takes him a few seconds to get going though.
509
00:19:23,145 --> 00:19:24,580
-Hey. -What's going on?
510
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,380
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
511
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,000
[YELLING] [WHOOSH]
512
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,003
Hey, that's a cool superpower.
513
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,971
DR. KILLEMOFF: Release Aludo.
514
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,663
Destroy the Toxic Crusader and his friends.
515
00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:44,600
[MUMBLES]
516
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,584
Uh, look.
517
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,936
It's some kind of living oil slick.
518
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:48,737
Mop!
519
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:49,738
Come back!
520
00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:51,874
[SQUEAKING]
521
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:53,392
Mop hates a mess.
522
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,493
Oh, no!
523
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,345
That thing ate my mop.
524
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,447
Well, what'll we do now?
525
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,414
I've got an idea.
526
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:00,215
Follow me!
527
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,052
Kitty litter?
528
00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:05,888
What are we doing with kitty litter?
529
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:08,874
Toxie, we're not fighting Heathcliff.
530
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,675
Trust me.
531
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,094
Just empty the kitty litter on the ground.
532
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:14,746
Now, No-Zone, aim your schnozzle at that thing
533
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,615
and use your sweet power!
534
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,250
You've got it, buddy.
535
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,320
[SNEEZE]
536
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:26,024
[WIND]
537
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,578
The kitty litter is drying up the oil slick.
538
00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:32,381
[KA-BOOM]
539
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:33,782
[CLINK]
540
00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:36,602
Oh, mop.
541
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,452
Are you OK?
542
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:38,420
[SQUEAK]
543
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,572
DR. KILLEMOFF: This can't be happening!
544
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,041
If it weren't for those other two
545
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:46,478
hideously deformed creatures helping the Toxic Crusader,
546
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,463
I would have defeated him.
547
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,249
I told you so.
548
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,049
Ah!
549
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,337
[CRASH]
550
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,556
Oh, Toxie, I'm so proud of you.
551
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,057
You saved Tromaville.
552
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,076
Of course he saved Tromaville.
553
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:01,944
He's my son.
554
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:03,528
He's a hero.
555
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,830
I'm no hero, Mom.
556
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,766
I'm just doing my part to keep Tromaville beautiful,
557
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,334
safe, and free from pollution.
558
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,135
Gee.
559
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:12,054
What an amazing coincidence.
560
00:21:12,054 --> 00:21:14,256
All three of us were turned into hideously
561
00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:16,842
deformed creatures with superhuman size and strength
562
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,010
by accident.
563
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:18,844
That's right.
564
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:22,197
I was a soldier in the Army, and when I fell into a radioactive
565
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:22,998
swamp.
566
00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:25,667
And I was a pilot when I flew through a whole in the ozone
567
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:29,404
and crashed my plane into a silo of radioactive pepper.
568
00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:30,505
[SNEEZE]
569
00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:31,690
Gesundheit.
570
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,658
Thank you.
571
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:36,995
Well, lucky for us, we were all hideously deformed, because now
572
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:40,299
we're The Toxic Crusaders!
573
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,868
Sounds like a good name for a TV show.
574
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:46,655
I brought some dinner for you boys.
575
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:48,874
I made your favorite-- burgers.
576
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,776
--[GIGGLING] Guess what, everybody?
577
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,694
I wrote a new song about my brave, handsome boyfriend
578
00:21:52,694 --> 00:21:54,012
and his two new buddies.
579
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:54,813
Listen.
580
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,368
(SINGING) Hideously deformed, superhumanly strong,
581
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:05,440
they're the toxic crusaders, and they fight against wrong.
582
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,093
A one, a two, a three!
583
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,996
(SINGING) We're the Toxic Crusaders.
584
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,765
We're the Toxic Crusaders.
585
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,835
We're the Toxic Crusaders.
586
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,970
Of that we're pretty sure of.
587
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:19,788
[SNEEZES]
588
00:22:19,788 --> 00:22:20,572
TOXIE: Gesundheit.
589
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,058
(SINGING) We're the Toxic Crusaders.
590
00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:25,894
We're the Toxic Crusaders.
591
00:22:25,894 --> 00:22:30,148
Of that, we're pretty sure of.
592
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:33,168
[THEME MUSIC]
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