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Maybe 43 is the year I change my
hairstyle.
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I don't have that kind of courage.
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Breakfast me now. I want to escape
before the hormone twins come down.
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Bart and Lisa are teenagers now, and
they've got a lot of confusing feelings.
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Feelings I can handle. It's the sounds
and the smells that are breaking me.
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How's the wedding speech coming?
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Stupid Flanders never should have asked
me to be his best man.
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Do you think this joke is too mean?
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Yes.
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Then it's going in.
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Good morning. How'd you sleep?
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None of my clothes fit, and I'm breaking
out. I am not going to school.
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You're in eighth grade. If your face was
normal, you'd stand out.
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Honey, the changes we go through as
women are beautiful and should be
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with joy and gratitude as the gifts they
are.
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You're delusional.
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More food. Where is?
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I just went shopping yesterday. I can't
keep up with your appetite.
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There's chili in the earthquake kit.
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Let me.
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Happy to help, little pig brother.
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I'm driving to school today.
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How am I going to learn not to kill
people if you don't let me practice?
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Maggie, Maggie, rest your voice.
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You're still getting over that
laryngitis.
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Please, don't let Bart drive. It's too
scary.
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He drives so wiggly and everybody honks
at us and yells bad words and shows us
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fingers.
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Lisa, we used to love this song.
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We'd dance around and have the best
time, remember?
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Remember, remember, remember, remember?
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No!
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Why'd you volunteer me to perform at Mr.
Flanders' wedding? Why would I ever
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want to do that? Why?
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Well, your father's the best man, Bart's
the videographer, and Maggie's the
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flower girl.
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Besides, you used to love performing.
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Oh, you are so sweet and confident.
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I did and I was, but I'm not, so I
won't. I do not want a thousand eyeballs
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staring at me.
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Lisa, wait. I forgot to give you this in
case you get your first period.
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Eyeball.
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It'll be nice to spend time with people
whose hormones aren't completely
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wackadoodle.
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Wackadoodle? My hormones are
wackadoodle. As our last egg circled the
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let's raise a glass to the big change.
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Menopause. Aren't we all a little young
for that?
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Perimenopause, Marge. The coming
attractions before the horror movie that
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Big M.
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Don't tell me you haven't had any of the
symptoms.
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Hot flashes.
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Mood swings.
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You know, I wake up at exactly 317 every
night. Why 317?
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I know.
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And then I can't help but compulsively
rearrange the furniture. You know, last
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night I created a workstation for the
dog.
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If we can't turn these middle -aged
frowns upside down, let's fill them in
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a syringe full of youth.
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Heroin? I've heard it's amazing, but I'm
not sure it's for me.
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They're facial fillers, Marge. Use these
to mark the parts of your face you
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hate. Black don't crack, but it sure can
droop. I just don't think our faces are
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something we need to fix.
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Let's celebrate the wisdom and
achievements that are the story our
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tell.
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I'll see myself out.
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Homer, wake up.
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Hamnesia's when you can't remember ham.
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This graphic novel Bart's been reading
is practically a Tingle book.
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Is it normal for a boy to look at
bunnies with big boobs?
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Little boys will stare at a rock if it's
got big boobs.
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Ooh, look, a rock with big boobs.
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Why would a lady robot need to wear a
skirt?
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And does it have to be so short?
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Oh, honey, in the grand scheme of
things, this is pretty innocent.
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He could be online watching live action
romance content.
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Shut your muzzle mouth.
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Sorry. I don't know what's wrong with
me. My emotions are suddenly all
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Sounds like it's probably nothing.
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Top of the morning, best man, Reno.
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Hey, Homer.
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How's the speech coming?
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Really great, Pam, but if you have any
embarrassing Flanders stories to make
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this savage takedown even more brutal,
I'm all ears.
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Well, the best story is how he saved my
life when I choked on a baby in a king
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cake during Mardi Gras. Choke play at
cake party. Perfect.
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He sure is.
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Stupid happy future Flanders.
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My wife is where?
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I'm on my way.
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Honey, the manager says you've been in
the freezer for a half hour.
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I'm burning up. I think it's my first
hot flash.
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Insomnia. The compulsive redecorating. I
think it's perimenopause.
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Homer, I'm old.
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Whoa, say something perfect.
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High five?
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Can't sleep anymore.
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Can't think straight. Always irritable.
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Kitchen couch.
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You finally get me.
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I'm driving to school today.
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Got another seat.
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I'm going to live under a troll bridge.
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I'm a flower girl, and I want special
shoes, pinkies, phones, and lights, and
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music. Everyone shut your breakfast
holes.
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Homer, your wife is going through the
terrible change of perimeninjitis, so
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down to you to be the voice of non
-crazy. This is where years of therapy
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-jumbo pays off.
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Emotional dysregulation, feelings,
validation,
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crystals, and a tiny gong on the
bookshelf.
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I don't know why that worked, but it
kind of did.
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Maybe it's just the soothing tone.
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That's like half of it, isn't it?
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I know this is a long shot, but do you
have these shoes my daughter wants?
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Oh, wow.
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Uh, lady, these shoes don't exist.
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These scooters are a revelation.
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Scooch on, scooch off, scooch on, scooch
off.
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Marge Simpson?
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My old crush slash obsession slash
problematic fixation.
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Artie, now is not the time to hit on me.
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Not a problem. For the first time in my
life, the sight of your face has left me
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unsmitten. Do I see the flawless young
girl whose dental hygienist I
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bribed for a Dixie cup of her saliva?
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I do.
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Not! Oh.
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I guess that's a good thing.
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I feel nothing, I tell you. Maybe it's
these super cushiony shoes.
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Or maybe it's the teeny tiny frown line
I detect between your eyes.
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But I feel liberated.
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Skip with me, salesgirl. Skip with me.
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I'm
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in. Give
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me the Botox.
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I want everything shiny and plumped.
You'll notice that my face does not look
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surprised.
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I can feel all the character being
erased. I love it.
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Mom, what the hell?
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What happened to the changes we go
through as women are beautiful and
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celebrated with joy and gratitude?
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How could you understand?
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You're young and you're chock full of
collagen.
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Mother, I am covered in zit.
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Acne is just a phase. It's like the
story of the ugly duckling.
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Some ugly ducklings just grow up to be
ugly ducks.
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Mom, have you seen my mustache comb?
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Don't you take that comb with me, young
lady.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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What? What tone did you take when you
found out your mother was a raging
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hypocrite? Just because I said one thing
and did the opposite, that makes me a
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hypocrite? Emotional truths being
shared, for which I am gratitude.
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May I trigger you with some organic
matcha?
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Why don't we end the session here, and
we'll pick up next time.
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Now, let's sort you two out. Grab some
soap for you guys.
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Picking up where we left off last week.
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Snowball, you were upset that Santa's
little helper gave you an ultimatum.
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I found something.
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More manga?
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No, this.
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Don't live action romance content.
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Our son is ruined.
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Childhood over.
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Innocence gone.
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He's going to grow up to be an incel or
a sexist jerk or a manosphere guru.
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I'm sorry the world is a horrible, ugly
place in which no child should grow up.
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But I promise, when Bart finally likes a
real girl, he'll be just as nervous and
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sweet and respectful as I was when I met
you.
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What do we do? What do we do?
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Pretending it's not happening has worked
for generations of parents.
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I'm confiscating every screen in this
house. No more internet for you.
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What? Why?
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You know why.
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Okay. Bye.
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Okay, this is handled.
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I handled it. Everything's good.
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You've got to help me. I'm a calm, happy
person trapped in the body of a crazy
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lady. Oh, I'm sorry. There's just not
much research into health issues that
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affect women.
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My med school professor called menopause
an esoteric mystery.
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There's got to be something you can give
me.
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Rub this hormone cream on your thighs.
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Can't hurt.
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Unless... No. No, it can't hurt. And
there is one more thing I can prescribe.
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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine.
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Goodbye to... my purpose.
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Goodbye to my meaning.
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So true.
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Funny and brave.
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Surprise!
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You replaced the fridge?
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Is that what we do now when something
gets old? Just toss it out on the
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It's a smart fridge.
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I got it to make your life easier.
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The next time the teenage eating machine
cleans us out, this thing will order
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groceries delivered right to our door.
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Frozen pizza.
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Frozen burritos.
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It knows all the crap we eat.
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And what's in this bag?
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Maggie's impossible to find shoes.
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I know I haven't been myself lately, but
you've done something I never expected.
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Pitched in.
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Next time I'll get you a smart stove,
then a smart blender to make smart
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smoothies out of intelligent bananas.
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Oh, homie.
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Hey, homie, seems like nothing's really
happening. down there.
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I didn't even know it couldn't do that.
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Well, no need to panic.
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Move,
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people. We're not losing another
erection today.
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Fortunately for you.
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Big Pharma, which is largely run by old
men on their third wives, has poured
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billions into ED research.
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We have a mighty arsenal of treatment
options at our disposal.
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Now, Homer, these ED meds will adversely
affect your mood, causing aggression...
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Irresponsibility and a tendency for your
mouth to write checks your ass can't
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cash. With all the hormonal changes
going on in the house, you're the only
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keeping things together.
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Maybe we should think about this.
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Men's sexual health is no time for
thinking.
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Shoot me up, Doc.
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I already am.
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I got the testosterone of a 20 -year
-old and the patience of a 12 -year
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Get the hell off my kitchen couch!
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Make me drop of the butt. Shut up, you
little perv! Homer, calm down!
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I medically can't!
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Hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite! Get off
of me! Get your pervy jerk off of it!
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Get off of me! Get off of me!
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Oh, shut up!
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Hurry up and eat your half -assed
breakfast.
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We're not going to be late for Mr.
Flanders' wedding.
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I cannot perform in front of people with
all this going on.
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You look fine.
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Don't be so dramatic.
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Maybe I'd look better with a face full
of Botox.
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Oh, I am so sorry. I'm struggling to
deal with the humongous life change.
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Oh, I handled it just fine.
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Handled what?
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My period.
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I got it last week.
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You got your first period and you didn't
tell me. Why?
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Because you make womanhood seem like the
most miserable thing that could happen
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to a person. But don't worry about it.
Coach Krupp was very helpful.
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Bombardment of feelings.
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Bombardment of transitions.
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Bombardment of we're all here for you.
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She didn't tell me.
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I'm a failure as a mother.
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Whoa.
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All right, let's move.
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I got a best man speech to crush.
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What's the fastest way to the church?
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I have no idea. Mom confiscated every
screen in the house.
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Well, the smart fridge has internet
access, so... Let's get to that wedding,
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people. Go, go, go.
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What did you do, Bart?
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Mom,
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trust me. You don't want to do this.
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You dog.
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Die, die, die.
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Wolf, get in the car.
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It's time to celebrate love.
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Stupid car. Why won't you start?
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I don't think either one of you is in
any condition to drive.
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I can drive. I can do anything.
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No, not Bart.
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If we die, we die.
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Here, use these.
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I have to get my best man speech, but I
can't focus! No matter
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how much testosterone I shoot up, give
me some estrogen cream to balance me
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Please! I'm so mad and sexy!
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Well, well, well.
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The day has finally come.
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The long -suffering neighbor has a
chance to even the score.
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Hope what you're about to hear doesn't
give you second thoughts, Pam.
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Ew! Oh,
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that lady cream works fast.
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Anyway, I was about to roast this
beautiful,
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wonderful man.
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He's such a good neighborino.
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He lets me borrow stuff.
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And he loves Jesus so much.
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And despite all that, he's my favorite
person in the entire world.
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Hi,
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I'm Bart.
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I drove here in a car.
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That I drove.
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I'm Carrie.
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The bride is my sister.
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We took a limo. Wow, you're in a car,
I'm in a car?
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Ned, can I borrow Homer?
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Would ya? Please?
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Homer, look.
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Bart's talking to a girl. And he's
terrible at it. He's not an
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internet monster.
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He's just as sweet and awkward and
clueless as you were.
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Chicks are gonna walk all over him.
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That's all I want.
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Sure you don't want to sit with the
unreal housewives?
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Honey, I'm sorry I made womanhood seem
so horrible.
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It's not that bad.
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You get used to it.
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Besides, without it, I wouldn't be your
mom.
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So it's pretty great.
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Anyway, if you don't want to get up on
stage, you don't have to.
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I don't? Oh, thank God.
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Ooh, hot flash coming in like a
locomotive full of soup. I need my
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back.
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You used it all?
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I have no memory of the last two hours.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Ooh, boy, that's a
lot of eyeballs.
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Uh, Mr.
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Flanders and... He asked me to perform
the song Perfect by Ed Sheeran.
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I love that song.
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But I'm not going to do that one.
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Crap. This one's for us, Mom.
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I was tired of my lady.
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We've been together too long.
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A song about having an affair is a weird
choice for a wedding.
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I think it's perfect.
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