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I dare to interrupt my fucking scene.

Oh, master of a great cock, this poor son of a cur wishes to report the

of two prisoners which were found snooping outside the castle.

So he did them.

Your pardon, Your Excellency, but may I remind you that this is not the richest

kingdom in the desert.

And we're out of bullets.

Do we have any rope?

Yes, your highness.

Then hang them and quit interrupting me.

Yes, your fucking highness.

As you wish.

But we're geologists and we have exciting news for you. We think there

oil on your nails.

Now, tell me more about my oil.

Well, we're not sure.

You're not sure?

Well, yes, we are sure.

You're sure?

What do you mean, sir? We're 99 % sure.

You're sure?

Yes, we're sure.

That means, once again, my king will be rich.

And I can quit playing with myself in the middle of this fucking desert.

I'm reasonably sure.

Sure. Just where is my oil?

Well, we're not sure.

What do you mean you're not sure?

Well, what I mean to say is, we know it's there.

But it's just a matter of finding the right spot to dig.

Ah, you clever Chinese.

You think that the longer I don't know where the oil is,

The longer I'll keep you alive.

Well, you're right.

We're not Chinese.

We're American.

Well, never mind.

For presenting me this gift, I'm going to present you a gift.

Any one of my dancing girls.

Take your pick.

She'll be yours to do it as you wish.

Cut.

All right, I couldn't. I'm not that kind of a boy.

Would you care for one of the guards, maybe?

No.

To refuse a presence from the Maharaj is to court certain death.

Well, if you insist.

I'll take one of the girls please.

Hmm, what's your name?

Hello, is this Jay Prettybone?

Prettybone you are and Prettybone you have.

I like you. Ooh, I like you too.

Hmm.

It's all right. I'm here.

I'm here to watch out for you. Don't say that. It's not true.

Oh.

Men are terrible sometimes.

Oh. But it'll be okay.

I'll make sure that you're not hurt.

I'll be.

Now get out of these hot clothes and rest for a little while.

Yeah. Bye.

It's not laid out on the...

Yeah,

it'd

feel better if I could do

a massage.

Oh, that's really so good.

I was so upset.

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Hmm.

Thank you.

My lovely body Thank

you

You ready?

Yeah. Let me try.

Come on, try.

Oh, look what we found.

The American geologist.

Ah, so beautiful.

These Americans are funny. They give their women such freedom.

It's a little word.

Ah, you're right.

You know, Baraka, she is not part of the Mahawaji hierarchy.

We can fuck her without fear of retribution.

Right again, Amir.

We are the Maharaja's personal guard.

No!

No chance for you to get away.

You can't do that. My boyfriend will let you.

I may kill him just for the fun of it.

You know your problem after the minute, huh?

Got it?

Yeah, I got it.

Sure, but it's really a lie.

No, somebody stop.

Shut up.

Enjoy it. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, that's what it's for.

Not so fast, sweetheart.

You're right, darling.

Beautiful, beautiful.

She's a pretty inside.

Look here.

What?

You're right, she is beautiful.

She seems to like it, doesn't she?

I think we should stop.

Huh? You want us to stop now?

Why?

I'm going to spit some air in here.

I thought you wanted us to stand up.

Father.

We'll be right back.

Mmm.

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